Freestyle Rapper FAILS to impress girl... | Chris Turner's Freestyle Raps

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
  • When his freestyle rap upsets a woman in the crowd, rapper Chris Turner doubles down, improvising an insane rap about random topics that he's sure will win her over...
    Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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Комментарии • 89

  • @ChrisPJTurner
    @ChrisPJTurner  4 месяца назад +18

    Come to a show and I'll make an awkward joke about your bigoted parents. Sign up for tour date alerts here - bit.ly/ChrisMail

    • @iAnasazi
      @iAnasazi 4 месяца назад +2

      How does your brain work, Chris? HOW DOES IT WORK?

    • @rorychivers8769
      @rorychivers8769 4 месяца назад

      You are a national treasure, and must be protected at all costs

    • @TheLorlan
      @TheLorlan 4 месяца назад

      Are you building the foundations of your freestyle during hyping the Crowd and asking for lead worlds
      Or. It's just come naturally because of your thinking algorithms and a remarkably huge active vocabulary
      Best regards from Hungary

    • @teegees
      @teegees 2 месяца назад

      Why no foods?

  • @CrazyLikeChris
    @CrazyLikeChris 4 месяца назад +93

    Amazing. Dicked up ben came out of nowhere 😂

    • @KikoRex
      @KikoRex 4 месяца назад +7

      It sounded like someone in the audience said it with him, that person was tuned in

    • @kirdot2011
      @kirdot2011 4 месяца назад +1

      Came straight from the CCP

    • @KikoRex
      @KikoRex 4 месяца назад

      @@kirdot2011 fun fax, 本 “ben" is Chinese word for both the words root and origin, which could be worked to mean dick if you try hard enough. TML

    • @markpotts7186
      @markpotts7186 4 месяца назад +5

      Didn't you listen to the rap? He didn't come from nowhere, he came in Austria... and now they have herpies.

  • @jayess8714
    @jayess8714 4 месяца назад +20

    Rhyming "orphange" and "all the kids" was clean af 😂

  • @Wolfdings
    @Wolfdings 4 месяца назад +14

    It's just like you'd squish the essence of Wikipedia through a high sophisticated rhyme bot. Chris, you never cease to amaze me!

  • @Aritro77
    @Aritro77 4 месяца назад +22

    That whole TikTok run was so fire, I'm surprised Nero wasn't up there plucking his harp while the audience burned.

  • @Rynosnoborder
    @Rynosnoborder 4 месяца назад +32

    The line at 6:26 was him reacting to the crowd cheering without breaking flow or rhyme scheme. That's on such another level.

  • @ridingdigital
    @ridingdigital 4 месяца назад +34

    I love these, watch every one but would love a bit longer on the audience reaction at the end!

    • @Philafxs
      @Philafxs 4 месяца назад +1

      By how quick it ended, as if in the middle of the verse, I feel like there must have been a malfunction of some sort.

    • @Aritro77
      @Aritro77 4 месяца назад +1

      Hahaha, I've made this comment under so many videos. I think it's got something to do with audience metrics, and viewers skipping to the next video before the end. I don't really understand it. But look Chris, it's not just me banging on about this mate!
      To be fair, I think one was a malfunction.

  • @OmarMunoz
    @OmarMunoz 4 месяца назад +22

    those aphex twin facts went hard had to look em up.

  • @pjgruden
    @pjgruden 4 месяца назад +11

    Just when I didn't think Chris could add any more crowd suggestions in to one of his raps, he drops this one. I counted 7 in this rap. Incredible,

  • @johandaniels
    @johandaniels 4 месяца назад +18

    I seen him before but always blows me away the way he able to improvise 🎉 well done

  • @JH-ky4jf
    @JH-ky4jf 4 месяца назад +8

    I’ve just watched 5 in a row. Laughing my ass off. Incredible!

  • @vince-1337
    @vince-1337 4 месяца назад +11

    That a neat tribute to Aphex Twin

  • @bertblue9683
    @bertblue9683 2 месяца назад

    Every time I watch one of these, I think it's your best. Outstanding, as always

  • @lenoirfaineant8499
    @lenoirfaineant8499 4 месяца назад +3

    Crowd work was great. The rap was fantastic. I knew you would get Dicked up Ben in there

  • @angusmctwangstick4079
    @angusmctwangstick4079 2 месяца назад +1

    Dude's a rhythmical encyclopedia

  • @magic_hotel
    @magic_hotel 4 месяца назад +5

    Crazy good. As ever.

  • @johnadams1976
    @johnadams1976 4 месяца назад

    Talent combined with such knowledge. Genius

  • @paulwhetstone0473
    @paulwhetstone0473 4 месяца назад +1

    Lawdy Geezus Haploid Kryste, that was arguably Chris’s best and nastiest comedy club freestyle ever.

  • @Daergarz
    @Daergarz 4 месяца назад +2

    Magnificent as always!

  • @tichu7
    @tichu7 4 месяца назад +2

    It's the spontaneous and unexpected twists he puts in that makes Chris' raps utterly amazing. A lot of his energy comes from the audience, so I gotta wonder, if he had some preparation (while presumably without an audience) , would that make the rap better, or worse?

    • @paulgilbert2506
      @paulgilbert2506 4 месяца назад +1

      Better. I think he would start with an initial freestyle, use that as a base, and then tighten up the transitions and wording... which are already RIDICULOUSLY good esp considering the spontaneous nature of what he is doing.

  • @TheConfuzed1
    @TheConfuzed1 4 месяца назад +2

    This was amazing! Chris never fails to amaze me! 😂

  • @isleofthorns
    @isleofthorns 4 месяца назад +12

    Dicked up,Ben! 😂

  • @Kerlyos_
    @Kerlyos_ 4 месяца назад +5

    As impressive as ever!

  • @philtanics1082
    @philtanics1082 4 месяца назад +3

    'Absolute legend

  • @Philafxs
    @Philafxs 4 месяца назад +7

    My goodness, since Chris has experienced the world's tiniest purse, he can't stop making fun of women, and I'm all here for it!

  • @matthewpiatt
    @matthewpiatt 4 месяца назад

    Chris just keeps getting better and better 🔥🔥🔥

  • @TheSaifear
    @TheSaifear 4 месяца назад

    no words, im in awe once more

  • @Braselton21
    @Braselton21 4 месяца назад +3

    She was very Impressed by the end :D

  • @revwillyg6450
    @revwillyg6450 4 месяца назад +22

    How does his brain think that fast?

    • @atomicpsych0
      @atomicpsych0 4 месяца назад +5

      Some people just gifted to use a different part of the brain to things like this

    • @albertosierraalta3223
      @albertosierraalta3223 4 месяца назад +11

      @@atomicpsych0 I think than more than gifted he's just been grinding literally for decades. Practice makes perfect. If you practice freestyle everyday for 25 years you can surely do something pretty impressive

    • @TheLorlan
      @TheLorlan 4 месяца назад +1

      He is building the track while keeping the audience occupied I think

    • @albertosierraalta3223
      @albertosierraalta3223 4 месяца назад

      @@TheLorlan That's not how freestyle works. He's truly improvising at the moment.

    • @TheLorlan
      @TheLorlan 4 месяца назад

      @@albertosierraalta3223 well, I do belive could be both at the same time.

  • @tudor7486
    @tudor7486 4 месяца назад

    one of his best freestyles imho , awesome stuff : ) !

  • @akisey1
    @akisey1 4 месяца назад +1

    What a banger!

  • @TheMisterNebo
    @TheMisterNebo 4 месяца назад

    Great one :) Thanks for making us laugh !

  • @dimitardobrev3296
    @dimitardobrev3296 4 месяца назад

    That was one of the best 👌🏼

  • @barryb1490
    @barryb1490 4 месяца назад

    geez the knolwedge about Aphex Twin and the album!

  • @elt5256
    @elt5256 4 месяца назад

    amazing. as ever 😯🔥

  • @mikehand5881
    @mikehand5881 3 месяца назад

    Awesome!!!!

  • @MrRedrud
    @MrRedrud 3 месяца назад

    Damn. Keep it up!

  • @TheEthNick
    @TheEthNick 4 месяца назад

    How AWESOME!

  • @higaski
    @higaski 4 месяца назад

    Austria, I did not expect that. Shout out from Vienna ;)

    • @GOOB3000
      @GOOB3000 4 месяца назад +2

      Why you winking at me

    • @richardp444
      @richardp444 4 месяца назад +3

      Ben??

  • @cabie58
    @cabie58 4 месяца назад

    well done 👏

  • @toddclark3356
    @toddclark3356 4 месяца назад +1

    Aphex Twin suggestion from a William Montgomery fan?

  • @gustafzetterstrom570
    @gustafzetterstrom570 Месяц назад

    Woah!🤯

  • @dnoodspodu1159
    @dnoodspodu1159 4 месяца назад

    Kudos

  • @faizurrahman7084
    @faizurrahman7084 4 месяца назад

    Amazing…

  • @tetsuoshima2314
    @tetsuoshima2314 4 месяца назад

    Respect on the Aphex Twin.

  • @utarian7
    @utarian7 4 месяца назад +1

    Need a Harry Mack collab

  • @badonkadonkskidz
    @badonkadonkskidz 4 месяца назад +2

    Did the end get cut off?

    • @cheekyboomboom8973
      @cheekyboomboom8973 4 месяца назад

      Sounds like it. Mighta had a few more bars but decided the genital herpes line was a better end, lol

  • @dt7197
    @dt7197 4 месяца назад

    Seems like the ending was cut short, strange.

  • @TheDarkbluerock
    @TheDarkbluerock 4 месяца назад

    The cut part at the end must have been dirty af xD

  • @quackyduck2276
    @quackyduck2276 4 месяца назад

    oh my goood he is so gooood. Please come to Germany bruh

  • @Chainsaw-ASMR
    @Chainsaw-ASMR 4 месяца назад

    Chris, 1000% respect for the Aphex Twin bars, but then you missed rhyming "aphex twin" and "dicked up Ben"
    This could have been wonderful, but I guess we'll never know

  • @keithschaub7863
    @keithschaub7863 4 месяца назад

    genius

  • @paradox3210
    @paradox3210 4 месяца назад +1

    Why on earth would you know so much about Aphex Twin? 🤯

    • @jamieevans5979
      @jamieevans5979 2 месяца назад

      He's an intellectual and educated at Oxford University. He knows a lot about a lot.

  • @kalvaxus
    @kalvaxus 4 месяца назад

    🔥

  • @VistasSrinagarun
    @VistasSrinagarun 4 месяца назад +1

    I think he could have gone on for another min

  • @GinoongGoals
    @GinoongGoals 4 месяца назад +1

    Damn't! I hope my wife will not see this. I'm Santi.

  • @Dzeroed
    @Dzeroed 3 месяца назад

    Raise the roof for Dicked Up Ben 🙌😂

  • @kman0974
    @kman0974 4 месяца назад +12

    Trying to impress a Karen is a failure to begin with

  • @xLaVey
    @xLaVey 3 месяца назад

    Lmao

  • @peterkjaerhtclarsen1851
    @peterkjaerhtclarsen1851 4 месяца назад

    Wow

  • @Zebra66
    @Zebra66 4 месяца назад +1

    I wonder if you could rap in an Austrian accent.

  • @Gallo_1.6
    @Gallo_1.6 4 месяца назад

    aaahhhhh noooo dont do that undone shirt over a t shirt american thing mate!! youve sold out with that one! eek.

  • @hypeheaven5738
    @hypeheaven5738 4 месяца назад +2

    its nice until you watched harry mack.. than its lame

    • @BNichols021
      @BNichols021 4 месяца назад +4

      Harry Mack is fire but I’m more impressed listening to Chris personally because of the substance and comedy in his raps as it adds yet another dimension to the performance. They’re both great and it probably just comes down to what people find more impressive / entertaining

  • @GrubfootRS
    @GrubfootRS 4 месяца назад

    it is pretty bad tbf