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Freestyle Rapping about White People
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- Опубликовано: 7 апр 2020
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Taking any suggestions the audience can throw at him, British Comedian and Rapper, Chris Turner absolutely FLATTENS THE CURVE of an insane off the dome dope freestyle rap about:
🔥 DODGE DART VS DELOREAN 🔥
🔥 SASQUATCH WITH SEQUINS 🔥
🔥 MALPRACTICING SPACE-TRAVELLING UROLOGIST 🔥
🔥 GETTING A SEX TOY THROUGH AIRPORT SECURITY 🔥
🔥 HOUSTON ASTROS CHEATING SCANDAL & WHITE PEOPLE 🔥
Get this guy on Sway in the Morning!
Beat: 'Cali' - Chase Beats: • Video
Recorded at The Comedy and Magic Club, Los Angeles.
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For fans of: #SwayIntheMorning #SwaysUniverse #freestylerap #macmiller #logic #eminem #lildicky #rapbeats #5fingersofdeath #waynebrady
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The way you dropped coronavirus in there was 🔥🔥
Love back from england.
You from Berkshire? Bucks ?
@@familyman831 Manchester!!!!
Chris Turner T’was the best one yet you absolute legend
@@ChrisPJTurner your kidding! Could not guess the accent haha.
You must deffinatly not be from moss side 🤣
I got a good suggestion. Compare how nikola tesla starts his inventions in his mind to how you start a improv rap. Perfection. Lol. Much love and thank you for this adding this gem for us today.
Chris : I have my doubts for this one...
Literally goes insane the moment the beat drops
ozzanothrosko all part of the illusion
hehehehe i tricked 'em with my tricky ways
Right
I think you need to learn what "literally" means.
@@Dennis-nc3vwand I I think you need to learn what figurative speech is...
You should show a little bit further into the ending, like what the crowd has to say afterwards
I would love that
Agreed!
That's a nice idea, I did it in this video - ruclips.net/video/aR_rpYUMZqQ/видео.html - will experiment with it more when shows are back up and running.
@@ChrisPJTurner oh yeah I've seen that video. I personally would like to see what happens for a minute after the rap ends. Like do you walk off stage right away or do the audience give a reaction or say anything to you while you're still up there.
I would like this as well (which also gives u longer videos) and I have even another suggestion: If possible, you can have the camera for the audience in the same shot all the time instead of just smaller clips from now and again?
I am not sure this will be better though but i feel they are usually a little bit short every time. Might be a reason for that though that your editor knows and i dont :)
"Let's drop that beat, good sir" should be a t-shirt :D
Or cap. Would buy it.
Id actually buy it.
Make one with "This is going to be better than you'd expect a privately educated middle class white boy to be" as well
Would definitely buy
Yep, I'd buy it
Space travelling malpracticing urologist definitely comes close to ninth century crop rotation
Well as he explained, the guy came up with it because some other rapper has a character with "Space travelling malpracticing" in it, he just came up with the last word because his friend was a urologist.
@@BaldMancTwat And? I mean it is still a fantastic suggestion and you still have to come up with. I mean usually when i have to think of something on the spot my brain just goes blank. This guy took something familiar and modified it slightly.
Also ninth century crop rotation isn´t something made up either. So imo it those two suggestion are pretty much on the same level.
It's a good suggestion, but the reason it doesn't come close (for me) is that it's already 'funny'. I like obscure/esoteric/mundane suggestions that have no immediately apparent comedic value, that I can then stamp my sense of humour on. This one is already amusing and crazy so it's hard to twist it into new directions*. It's why 'A day in the life of an Aztec High Priest' is a top-tier suggestion, while this one is not.
*pronounced nude erections, obviously
Chris Turner You’re a bloody clever bloke...
Heyy, I cant find the video where he raps about that. Can you gimme a link or the video title, please?
what an absolute legend!!!!! that felicity huffman rap was on point
such a fun rhymeeee
hes a monster!
I can't even remember the suggestions after 10 seconds.
After considerable reflection, Chris Turner is the most talented person I've ever seen
Hes very impressive, check Harry Mack guerrilla bars you will be impressed too
This man's brain is impressive as hell. I always enjoy his raps. This one had exceptional flow! One of my faves I think.
This is pure lyrical mysticism Chris -- just epic! As a teacher with a classroom full of wanna-be rappers, now I can just tell them, "go look at this guy, then get back to me if you still think you're a freestyle rapper." -- I'm shouting you out on my live-to-air for students show weekly! ;)
Thanks! I just uploaded a how to video, in case they want some tips!
it would've been gold if you included Uranus in the malpracticing sapce-traveling urologist bit
Great idea, Uranus sounds pretty flexible! The dildo through the airport could fit in it as well!
GRRRRRR I AM MAD AT MYSELF NOW
LOL, but easy to think of - after the fact!
So easy chris mind skips that amateur shit.
Who else was smiling like a fool, bobbing your head while watching the whole thing?
Damn, this guy is a genius!!!
It's one of those smiles you can't shake off because it's so funny, so it starts hurting after a while.
One of the best flows I've heard from you man, no lie 🔥🔥🔥
Thanks Adrian 😊
Agreed it was absolutely insane. I think this type of best suits you best rather than a slower one
Word
@@ChrisPJTurner Man I don't know why you are not a rap star you should watch the video for Remember the Name by Fort Minor and watch Mike Shinoda from Fort Minor and Linkin Park you two would be bad ass together singing you should also go on The Voice,America's Got Talent.Mike has a RUclips channel.Also watch the video for It's Going Down by Linkin Park.
05:10 this man gave non-verbal signals to the DJ to lower the volume while freestyling about the Astros stealing the catchers signals. that's pretty inceptive
definitely was not conscious of doing this 🤪
It's the memory, the knowledge, the story, the flow and the rhymes... IMPROVISED.
Props for all these jaw dropping performances, loving your stand up too.
Up there on your list of best raps for sure. The better the suggestions, the more creative you can get with your rap
i fully agree RE suggestions.
When you ryhmed "Universe" with "Get Naked first" I was like "WOAH!"
Craziest suggestions yet, and still tackled it like a boss
Never commented before but have watched all your videos and love them. It’s really nice how you read all the comments and take suggestions on how to improve the video style. Can really notice the change. Awesome work!
Thanks Rachit, appreciate it. In a perfect world I'd have a full crew with a whole load of cameras :P
@@ChrisPJTurner how many people do you have for camera crew?(just out of curiosity)
Always love this time of the week - when a new Chris Turner vid comes out :P
Never fails to entertain - keep it up Chris
Thanks chum :) WEDNESDAY IS RAP DAY
the "Borin' again" rhyming and flowing with "Delorean" was so satisfying
Chris u should start selling merch for sure . Ur fans would buy it. Myself included
Will use this corona downtime to set something up :)
@@ChrisPJTurner Sex on a Tractor - Doing the reverse cowgirl on a john deere needs to be a shirt.
@@ChrisPJTurner make "9th century crop rotation" as well
I really think this is the best you've done! That flow and rhyming for borin' again and delorean was smooth as fck!
dudeee this 1 was probably my favorite, so fast, so smooth and so fucking hilarious, no annoying filler at all everything on topic and so well combined fucking genius dude respect.
I dont know how you put all that together but daammnn it was fantastic 👌🔥🔥🔥
Best one yet! Ok whatever happened this time you can see Chris was feeding off these great suggestions. He doubted himself rite before getting excited an just blacked out an kept finding ways to make things rhyme. He was hitting all the things people wanted to hear on every topic. Well done good sir!
got into that flow zone
Yeah, I agree. The last suggestion was pretty lame.
Playush it was forgettable....
I blame the track for stopping, it made him lose his track.
hehe it's hard to hide my real feelings sometimes
Another fantastic performance Chris, probably one of my favourites. Keep dropping those beats, good sir.
One of the best yet. Crowd was loving it as they should be!!
This one is, maybe, my favorite. Super solid and aggressive.
*Seen all your videos and gotta say definitley one of your best freestyles, man!*
THANKS
Completely agree!
Those big trap beats + chris spitting at this point has become my love language
Definitely top 2. Well done.
What's the other one in the top 2?
@@tomasroque3338 I'd say "White Boy drops unbelievable freestyle rap":
ruclips.net/video/NdTalMWrQ7c/видео.html
awwww thanks
@@OrnateOwl thank you
@@tomasroque3338 I knew someone was going to ask that after I said 2. But honestly they are all pretty fucking nuts in their own way so I honestly dont know.
SO GOOD!! I laughed out loud multiple times at how brilliant some of the bars were, love it like all the other raps. My ultimate mission is to watch you perform live some day.
I told myself after watching him for hours for the first time; I will, no MUST SEE Chris live!
He is doing a tour this year i'm gonna go see him. I'm already thinking of my suggestion!
Thanks - if you sign up to my gig list, i'll email if i'm in your area - bit.ly/ChrisMail
Absolutely brilliant, every time better and better.
7:58 "First, pull your pants down, get on the couch" what a sync with the image :D
haha
What would be cool is a “reaction video”. Have a guy near the door when people leave with a camera and people get 30 secs to say what they thought of what they just saw.
I actually wish there were more reaction vids on youtube on Chris Turner rap vids. There's only a small handful. He hasnt gone viral enough unfortunately.
so good Chris feel like the audience really pushed you to another level on this one
What makes this so impressive is not only the obscurity of the topics, but also the speed of the rapping. If you went on America's got Talent, you'd be an absolute shoo-in!
@Chris Turner Don't do that, you'll have to give up all your copy right material to the studios.
he's too good for that shit man. i know you mean well tho :)
This was your best one until now I wish nobody would have said the Sasquatch thing but all the transitions were so clean you told a story it’s great to see how you get better and better through out the years 🖤🖤
Thanks!
When Chris is having fun, everyone is having fun!
Bro this is your best work yet. Well done privately educated British boy!
Been watching your videos recently in a random order and this is one of my favourites! It's great to actually see the audience's reaction to your mad rhymes. 👏
Crowd reactions are great in this one!! Keep it up Chris!
8:02 "he inserted little finger into my urethra..." ...hol up!
don't sleep on the malpractice angle
I watch you in complete awe! How your mind works is nothing short of of genius!
Another fine track Chris! I especially liked how you put in the rap about the space travelling urologist with the astronauts from the Apollo 11.
i liked that bit too!
That was one of the best ones yet! Keep 'em coming!
WITHOUT A DOUBT, one of the toughest set of suggestions I've seen and yet... Magnificent and SMOOOOOOVE. Loved it! #TopFive
That was the most 8 Mile ending - going a cappella. Love it.
Noice Chris!! Always funny and Entertaining man, thanks !! Love from Melbourne - Australia
Bro I have been watching your videos for a while, you are actually really awesome and I've recommended all of my friends and spread you out on discord, got banned from a few servers for advertising but whatever lol. Thanks for what you have been doing and you never fail to make my week.
Haha sorry to hear that! Appreciate it!
Absolute fire, very smooth changes and amazing content. It's a pleasure to listen to you making art, our British friend
Killed it like Carol
"Buzz is so strong", the Universe is writing itself into a rap form which then gets channeled through the rap god Chris. So good
Absolutely killed it!! Insane!!
5 months later and I still think this one of your best flows yet. Especially in the middle part the flow and rhyming is insane.
This one needs to blow up. God Damn, that was on another level man.
TY!
Looks like you have a new number 1 for your top 10 playlist Christ, amazing.
Holy shit these raps just get better and better! You are freaking amazing dude!
Another home run! 👌
1:23 Fluffy's suit
it's always lurking in the background of the club, he used to play there a lot
Good observation 😉
5:25 Girl on the righ, listening to every word carefully, having her mind literally blown to pieces and thinking "Holy Jesus, how is this even possible". Girl on the left... "I like those jeans..."
😂😂😂😂😂
And the crowd goes CRAZY!!!
I'm supposed to be working right now, but I can't stop watching these raps
It's already on extra hard mode and he wants to make it "more difficult". What a champ
Everyone says this each video, but you outdid yourself on this one. Bravo.
Came across you by pure chance with the AAA at the fringe. Now I am hooked on your videos.
Expectations are high,
suggestions make them higher,
fret not, good sir,
Chris always spittin fire!
oh thanks very much for proper subtitles! please, do it with all your videos! ) it really does help!! (especially for those to whom English is not mother tongue )) love the way you do it, you reestablish the very term "rap". it's not just better than expected from the middle class white boy. it is much better than a lot of rap artists who doesn't do freestyle but think they make poetry )) and if we talk about suggestion - you might try to move in a kinda dance way in rhythm. I think it will move the audience even more ) thanks a lot for what you do!
Most underrated comedian just discovered you today and watched 12 videos
Because of your well placed ad, not interrupting anything, I watched it all :)
one of the best you've done, almost flawless
This, good sir, is the best one you have done so far. Well done!
thanks 😊
I think this is one of your best. Definitely top three of the ones I’ve seen.
- So what is your favourite music genre?
Me: *It is complicated*
Not the greatest suggestions, but you still made it unique and great, and I can't wait for the next one bro.
Multiple impossible suggestions, yet you flow in and out of them like the master you are, even tying them together at times with brilliant foreshadows and callbacks. Much respect, sir. Much respect.
I can't believe only one person gave a standing ovation.
Best 1 to yet...Bravo Chris...smashed it👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Absolutely amazing flow on this one , creative genius at his best !
I love the camera work one this one! Awesome to see how the crowd is equally blown away by all your performances as I am. Have a good one
😂live the doc brown reference that you knew full well no American would get.
That took some real balls.
The Felicity Huffman callout got me good.
Killin' it Chris! Love from isolation...
The best freestyle comedian! Simply amazing!
Your astros ryme is insane off the cuff. Like god damn I had to pause to write this comment, going to continue watching.
Wow! Smiled all the way through that one - amazing.I'd love to be able to have amind like yours for a year just to see what genius feels like.
I've watched every video and he keeps topping his performance. Chris you are incredible!
How does he write a better rap song in 5 minutes than 99% of the rappers I hear on the radio?
Love how you’re showing more audience reactions 👍🏼
This is amazing! I love how it just comes up on the spot and it turns out to be fantastic!
The only rapper I've seen that makes people laugh as well with his rap
Absolutely hilarious, especially the bit about the space travelling, malpracticing urologist!
Ahhhhh yes. My daily linguistic and comedic relief arrives. Thanks Chris!
A bit rephrased but that's what i enjoyed most :
When you get a vibrator with the buzz so strong, then Buzz Aldrin meets Neil Armstrong
The rap and beat blend so perfectly and can I ask if you get better at rapping the better the suggestions are? Because you were clearly having fun with these, well maybe besides the Sasquatch hahaha keep it up man :)
better suggestions definitely equal better raps
you are getting better and better man holy shit
Dr Octagon is hilarious. "Girl Let Me Touch You" is so wrong.🤣
Chris mate that was bloody brilliantly done YET AGAIN! The reactions from people I almost love as much as the rap. Deffo get more into filming the crowd and thier banter afterwards as seeing them all amazed is great!! I’m in Sydney mate, any plans to come here?? Man I’d be front of the queue for tickets man. My cousin is called Stuart Mitchell, he’s a stand up comic from Scotland who’s been on the same bill as you back at home, we were chatting about u recently, do u remb him?