She's all "how dare you say we're not listening when I haven't even spoken yet, for all you know I could have told you I loved it and I wanted to invest." "Well, did you?" "No, but I COULD have!"
fr though and its fucking stupid because i want to find comments about the actual video and everytime i just see stupid fucking jenny jokes that have been used on every video 958283 fucking times fuck off uncreative shitheads
@No Thoughts Barred im pretty freaking happy ive gotta say. I dont see any other hearts on any other comments. This is a big moment for me.(not being sarcastic)
@username101 tba thanks man .ive been on youtube just monitoring the likes going up all day im a ball of twisted nervous energy. Ive just phoned members of my family i haven't spoken to lately and they're all over the moon for me too. My phones been chirping all day with congratulatory texts which is pretty touching. Dont know if I'll ever be able to do this again. I know you cant put lightening in a bottle. So im just gonna really savour this moment.
@@gmk9732 i think it would be a touch arrogant for me to throw it for myself, its funny you should say it though i think my friends and family are planning something hee hee they think i dont know hee hee but i do ha ha. I wont spoil it for em. In a way this is their moment too
My question is how did he manage to spend 2 million and only have 5 prototypes of that thing? It's a piece of plastic and metal with a standard CO2 cartridge. wtf?
He brought a prototype, after $2 million invested and spent. Business has no money, no properly working product, and the guy who owns 90% is sitting at home watching his nightmare on TV.
And started with "let me tell you something.." like he was talking to a naughty child lol he has no business sense whatsoever. Like who cares what some other dude said maybe some people prefer more bubbles than others. Dumba$$
bbc exec: so jenny, here's the deal, we're going to give you 25 grand a season just to basically say i'm out every episode. jenny: I'm sorry i'm out. bbc exec: that's the spirit!
i find it amusing, and the one thing that will ALWAYS be in the comments for these is some version of jenny being "i'm out", so apparently they know their target audience?
So let me get this straight: No sales No patent Insults the dragons on multiple occasions Prototype 6 months from production 10 percent shareholder running the company Majority shareholder on holidays Spent 2 million pounds And a 4 million pound valuation Need I say more?
The 90% share holder has £2 Million to invest in a start up business. He doesn’t go and beg the dragons for money. He has probably got more money than most of them lol instead he goes on holidays and gets the 10% shareholder to get some publicity for his product.
@@MrJamberee I mean it actually does make a bit of sense. It gets free publicity while putting so many red flags in the presentation that none of them would actually invest and he can always invest more buying more of the company or simply doing so to get to the production stage where hopefully makes something back on his investment.
I think that outside of the cameras, Jenny would pull you aside and invest, then once her toe is in the door, you're suddenly out and your company is no longer yours!
trying to convince the dragons to invest into a falling businesses* also saying "nobody has listened to me" when they haven't said anything Lol it's like you either invest or you are not listening, i hope his business go bankrupt for this shitty attitude.
I see these Dragons as Predators of others sweat and tears businesses. Once they get their toe in, you're out on your arse! There isn't a single one of these worldwide that I would trust or even mention a business idea to.
Unfortunately the Inventor had very little personality and wasn't able to excite the Dragons with his Business Idea. Got very defensive in a matter of minutes. Plus Deborah's Bubbly looked flat.
Haha I don't think it was a lack of personality. The business he was offering the 5% of and valuing at 4 million dollars was an absolute sham, that's the actual reason no one was excited.
A week ago I didn’t know about this show and RUclips recommended a video... now a week later all I can say it’s that I’m addicted and for that reason I’m out!
@@svmwasthesheet1971 Well this is my take: As soon as he said that his 90% Shareholder was not here, I knew he was done. Also, another video, another outrageous valuation that always irks Peter Jones. Furthermore, please don't call Ms. Meaden Debbie or she'll be out straightaway.
@@derenkov I don't know but by the sounds of it, it was money burned up like it was 1999. And I'm not a Jenny because the only way I'm out is if a product or a person is a total flaw.
Jenny: I actually feel offended and I've not even said anything yet Oh who cares, no one wants to hear those 2 words we all know what your going to say
I love when it's Deborah that gets to maul an investor who thinks they are smarter than they actually are... She's got this way of calmly putting someone back in their box that most of the other dragons don't have without resorting to a bit of aggression.
Her "it makes me cross" alonr, which appears quite a few timrs over the clips postrd here, makes the people pitchinf things look likr anxious kindergartenrs who are trying to explain that they most decidedly did not break the window while playing football. It's fascinathng to behold.
0:56 I work as a bar tender and I can tell you right now customers are going to complain if that high pitched shrieking sound comes from the bar every time the bar tender pours a glass of champagne
The co2 Cartridge thing he barely even mumbled out sounds like the same business model the Printer industry uses with ink. Which from what I’ve heard does them pretty nicely.
10% ownership (90% sold off to "someone else"), 2 million invested, no patent or any sales of any kind.......this is like a farmer who is in a crazy debt; sold off all his land, all his machines, lifestock and is now trying to sell his farm as "a business" and thinking he can get some astronomical amount for it.
Someone explain to me please, Peter asked how much money he’d RAISED to date then the guy said 2 million to date and then it went from raised to spent??
I just looked it up. Michael had applied for 2 patents by Jan of 2017, neither of which are listed as being granted. However, 3 patents invented by a Darren Jones were granted and assigned to Michael's company between July of 2016 and 2017. I wonder why the subsequent two inventions filed by Michael weren't granted patents.
I'm so grateful to the editor. Without the music cues, I wouldn't know how I'm supposed to feel every ten seconds.
David This comment deserves so many likes😂
@@ixnexus I'm so grateful to you. Without your comment, I wouldn't know how to feel about the original comment.
@dormie basne Americans tend to over dramatise everything, so that's hardly a surprise.
milkytwix um no it would be a surprise given what you are sayimg
@@Minotaur-cd9ch im so gratefu...
look at Jenny writing things down as if shes going to invest.
Bless her cotton socks 🥺
She's drafting her suicide note because she's had her Universal Credit sanctioned by the Job Centre.
she needs to be able to remember every issue she has so she can share them before the usual "i'm out".
Note to Self: "Whoreslap producers for sending these losers our way."
She's all "how dare you say we're not listening when I haven't even spoken yet, for all you know I could have told you I loved it and I wanted to invest."
"Well, did you?"
"No, but I COULD have!"
Guys these jokes about Jenny just aren't funny anymore and for that reason, I'm out.
😂
These im tired of the jenny jokes therefore im out jokes are becoming very tiresome. And for that reason im out
fr though and its fucking stupid because i want to find comments about the actual video and everytime i just see stupid fucking jenny jokes that have been used on every video 958283 fucking times fuck off uncreative shitheads
@@fezzes428 so you're out then?
fezzes Thank you!
"Im Jenny and I'd like to make you an offer for all the money."
Jenny wakes up. "My god, what a nightmare".
LOL!!
funniest comment ever
Jon Smith 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hahahaha
😂🤣😂🤣
Jenny: “I need a drink”
Yes, we all know that’s what you’re here for...
Jenny: "Do you have any food?"
Michael:"No"
Jenny: "Im out"
7:38 Jenny looks anxiously at empty glass.
It's the first time she's had champagne. Give her a break.
First to finish the drink..first out
exactly my thought " free water" XD
The cheeck of jenny saying " had you not said such and such i might have invested in you" suuuuure jenny suuuuuure
@No Thoughts Barred im pretty freaking happy ive gotta say. I dont see any other hearts on any other comments. This is a big moment for me.(not being sarcastic)
@username101 tba thanks man .ive been on youtube just monitoring the likes going up all day im a ball of twisted nervous energy. Ive just phoned members of my family i haven't spoken to lately and they're all over the moon for me too. My phones been chirping all day with congratulatory texts which is pretty touching. Dont know if I'll ever be able to do this again. I know you cant put lightening in a bottle. So im just gonna really savour this moment.
john smith throw a party
@@gmk9732 i think it would be a touch arrogant for me to throw it for myself, its funny you should say it though i think my friends and family are planning something hee hee they think i dont know hee hee but i do ha ha. I wont spoil it for em. In a way this is their moment too
@No Thoughts Barred thanks a lot
His first mistake was giving away 90% of his business.
Ye, he could have have sold the license
Why, he has no sales, and hes a multi millionaire. should have sold it for 2.5mil and go to something else
@@johnhindle1181 multi millionaire? LOL
What did he do with the 2 millions?
his second mistake was burning through 2 million with nothing to show for.
How is 200k gonna help a man who pissed away 2 million. Sometimes I just don't get these nuts.
VICARIUS these nuts....ha got itttttttt
He will pay himself for a few more months, I'm out.
Because he's wiser for the experience.
My question is how did he manage to spend 2 million and only have 5 prototypes of that thing? It's a piece of plastic and metal with a standard CO2 cartridge. wtf?
@Glyn Taylor-Williams it doesn't make sense for him to lie about that, since it actually makes it look WORSE for him.
Debra: "mine isn't as bubbly as expected"
Inventor: "let me tell you, you're wrong...."
Going very well indeed...
He brought a prototype, after $2 million invested and spent. Business has no money, no properly working product, and the guy who owns 90% is sitting at home watching his nightmare on TV.
He's very arrogant
And started with "let me tell you something.." like he was talking to a naughty child lol he has no business sense whatsoever. Like who cares what some other dude said maybe some people prefer more bubbles than others. Dumba$$
I've never watched dragon's den on TV but only on youtube, and I have to say reading some of the comments is just as entertaining as watching it.
bbc exec: so jenny, here's the deal, we're going to give you 25 grand a season just to basically say i'm out every episode.
jenny: I'm sorry i'm out.
bbc exec: that's the spirit!
looool!!
i acc laughed out loud on this comment 😂😂😂👏🏻
No way they only get 25 grand a season
Yep they probably only invest a percentage of what they get paid anyway. Basically spending the bbc's money on the beebs behalf.
i find it amusing, and the one thing that will ALWAYS be in the comments for these is some version of jenny being "i'm out", so apparently they know their target audience?
All jokes aside the producers need to get a grip and get rid of Jenny .. she is pointless
Last season was her last
I liked Jenny she was funny.
Yeah, she's gone now.
Thank fuck
Wrinkly old fartbox
So let me get this straight:
No sales
No patent
Insults the dragons on multiple occasions
Prototype
6 months from production
10 percent shareholder running the company
Majority shareholder on holidays
Spent 2 million pounds
And a 4 million pound valuation
Need I say more?
Damon Stewart NO, Im in!
Exactly. This guy has clearly never seen an episode of Dragon's Den, because the Dragons hate all those things.
Can I also add he dont have experience in running a business nor dose he fully understand his own business proposition
You need to say you're out.
Great pitch!
"I was hoping you'd listen to me but, so far no one has"
Jenny: *aha, a reason not to invest.*
If he's used up two million on that and made no sales then what is two hundred thousand going to do.
He needs money to go on holiday
He made no sales becauae he didnt produce anything.
He would produce it with the new investment i guess
I'm sure a thing like this doesn't require anywhere near 2 mill for RND. Tops would be 50k with testing from unis.
More free samples for Jenny
:D
So true
😂😂😂
Yep. I'm Jenny, cheers for the free sample and for that reason I'm Out!!
That’s how it works for millionaires the amount of free shit they get wood fucking amaze you!
The 90% share holder has £2 Million to invest in a start up business. He doesn’t go and beg the dragons for money. He has probably got more money than most of them lol instead he goes on holidays and gets the 10% shareholder to get some publicity for his product.
Probably a billionaire that doesnt care for pocket change
If he really believes in li, he should invest more. This inventor is up the creek because he blew the two million. He has no equity and no money.
Hahahah exactly 👏🏾
@@MrJamberee I mean it actually does make a bit of sense. It gets free publicity while putting so many red flags in the presentation that none of them would actually invest and he can always invest more buying more of the company or simply doing so to get to the production stage where hopefully makes something back on his investment.
" them lol instead " - What is the "lol" for?
£2mill investment, £1,999,000 in salary. £1000 for making the product.
Jenny is so bad at this she wouldn't even invest in her own companies
😆
I think that outside of the cameras, Jenny would pull you aside and invest, then once her toe is in the door, you're suddenly out and your company is no longer yours!
“He’s on holiday at the minute”...classic hahaha
He's watching Tele tonight. High Chapperel is on from The 1960;s ....
Lol
Jenny jumps up and down in her head when she hears the business is bad. Every excuse to say she’s out
Jenny is just writing down reasons for why she's out
Jenny: You came on Dragon's Den and for that reason I'm out.
lol
This comment is so underrated I’m dead🤣🤣
2 min's after pouring the Champagne you could see it was as flat as tap water.
He said he's smart - LISTEN: he persuaded someone to blow off two million quid on a bubbly injector - I'd say he's a great scam artist!
So true
He’s only got the scamming half right, unless he pocketed a big chunk of the cash-which he will need, since his “business” career just ended forever.
I could picture this guy getting out a machete and wasting 'em all. Just listen to his chilly, slightly threatening manner. Brrr!!
4:25 The way Peter said "why?"😂 Feels like he's about to cry 😭
Bruh 😂
No u bag hanger, he whas baffled
@@trailerparkboys3390 no u bag hanger, this comment was a joke
@@owenthomas644 teenagers who think everything is a joke is a good joke!
@@trailerparkboys3390 oh your tough it was a joke you really must be fun at parties
Hi, I'm Jenny, I haven't said anything yet and for that reason, I'm out.
She did say something, she said 'i need a drink'😂 the piss head!!
She's quite possibly the smartest of them all.
why is she even in if shes always out?
@@sinchasin3611 think she made about 6 investments lol
😄😆🤣😂
He has already blown 2 million of someone else's money without selling a single gadget.
God I can’t stand the guy. The way he talks in that patronising slow voice. There’s an aggressiveness about him too.
Agreed. Classically passive-aggressive.
Yes I noticed that as well can't stand people like him
Susan Waugh I disagree, from the start he just seems kinda, weak minded, gullible
I think he's been on the shovel
yeah ... god forbid someone dares to talk to those arrogant pr1cks the same way they do :)
trying to convince the dragons to invest into a falling businesses*
also saying "nobody has listened to me" when they haven't said anything Lol
it's like you either invest or you are not listening, i hope his business go bankrupt for this shitty attitude.
I see these Dragons as Predators of others sweat and tears businesses. Once they get their toe in, you're out on your arse! There isn't a single one of these worldwide that I would trust or even mention a business idea to.
@@danhemming6624 Calm down lol
He said nobody listens till now!!
This guy has as much charisma as a soiled nappy.
Jenny is the type of business women that would go to costco on all her days off and just eat all the free samples.
Our sales director is the drunkest man in Britain … He says this did the job...
90% of the comments are invested into Jenny jokes.
90%??! I'm out....
Rather cruel jokes aimed at her these people also come on you tube read comments by smart arses.she is laughing to the bank I am not
And a certain percentage is about the thumbnail 😁
@@carolewilson1311 for that reason are you out?
IN EVERY VIDEO MORE LIKE
Jenny: "There's no fizz in this Brût, and since I speak some British dialect, I'm uut.
@Myrm Ants could very well be, but it is most certainly a champagne.
The patience of the Dragons, with people like this one after another, it is astounding.
Teresa May should of been replaced with Jenny because the UK would have been out of the European Union long ago!
Playbackjunkie 😂😂
Brilliant!!! 😂😂😂
should of? …..
LOL
SW 90
It’s grammatical ignorance, not mental retardation. In the same way, *your own* issues can be classed as ‘punctuation ignorance’.
This guy speaks as if he's uncorked himself and lost all of his sparkles.
TL5 I wish the narrator had said this 😂
😂👊
.. That’s really funny!! 😂🤭 .. And worth a thumbs up , just on the merits of not being a played out ‘ Jenny ‘ joke
How does it cost 2m to come up with a prototype just to seal and inject a gas into a bottle lol
*Cough cough* Sodastream?
Coke and hookers ain't cheap mate, and you need that if you want rich investors
I know, right? It’s a simple rubber seal with a one way valve
Testing. An invention.
@@surbon514 Exactly , he has being going round Europe trying all sorts of sparkling wine trying to impress rich people.
Always find it hilarious how Touker leans forward and looks at the other dragons Lol
like a giant baby
Seriously who leaves a bottle of champagne with any left in it.
Exactly 🤣😂😆
Restaurants do all the time.
No one leaves a bottle o bubbly unfinished, if ur done drinking it u just use the rest to pour over each other and lick it off.
@@Tommy2shoe811 ohh my
Yeah I mean for 99% of people if you buy champagne it's a special occasion where you know 2+ people will finish a bottle for sure.
Unfortunately the Inventor had very little personality and wasn't able to excite the Dragons with his Business Idea.
Got very defensive in a matter of minutes.
Plus Deborah's Bubbly looked flat.
hahaha! if he had all that he still wouldnt get the money anyway
Haha I don't think it was a lack of personality. The business he was offering the 5% of and valuing at 4 million dollars was an absolute sham, that's the actual reason no one was excited.
Well... The fact that he owned 10% of the business pretty much sealed his fate.
Nick Coad 4 million pounds not dollars, so roughly 5.2 millions dollars
A week ago I didn’t know about this show and RUclips recommended a video... now a week later all I can say it’s that I’m addicted and for that reason I’m out!
SAME
Same
Jenny: I've finished my drink and you didn't offer me a refill so for that reason I'm out.
The guy looks like the chuckle brothers long lost bro
TheMarker2015 L.S he’s not lost, they’re just not fucked about where he is
Hes the evil third triplet they casted ouy
He brought shame on the Chuckle empire
he really does look like the older chuckle brother now sadly deceased....
He's their posh twin. Monty Chuckle.
His facial expressions and body gestures while he's answering Peter's questions, priceless
Looking for actual discussion about the video and only finding shite Jenny comments
That's why we are out
@@svmwasthesheet1971 Well this is my take: As soon as he said that his 90% Shareholder was not here, I knew he was done. Also, another video, another outrageous valuation that always irks Peter Jones. Furthermore, please don't call Ms. Meaden Debbie or she'll be out straightaway.
does this mean ur out like jenny?
what did he spend 2 million on?
@@derenkov I don't know but by the sounds of it, it was money burned up like it was 1999. And I'm not a Jenny because the only way I'm out is if a product or a person is a total flaw.
He should have went to kickstarter, he'd have racked up another 2million to blow on drugs in no time
Tim Schaefer mentality
I was going to make another Jenny joke but
"I'm out" of them
But you just made one
Don't woosh me because
"I'm out" of here
@@sharvaansharex no....just no
The bit where his eyelids twitch when he says "Two million, to date" is shocking.
*raises glass*
Jenny: Here’s to me I’m out
taQ underrated comment
🤣🤣🤣
Hi, I'm Jenny and I really like your idea and for that reason, I'm out
😂😂😂
Superb!
hi I'm Jenny and I'm in... only joking..I'm out
Ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
Damn I actually thought she was going to invest for a second then.
And now ill shake it all ab-“out”.
Jenny: I actually feel offended and I've not even said anything yet
Oh who cares, no one wants to hear those 2 words we all know what your going to say
Oh yes we do.
@@mightymouse5930 Oh no we don't
The man who spends 2 million dollars on a company that has zero profits says he's smart. Thats a good one.
Imagine Jenny’s reactions whilst she reads through the comments section.
I love when it's Deborah that gets to maul an investor who thinks they are smarter than they actually are... She's got this way of calmly putting someone back in their box that most of the other dragons don't have without resorting to a bit of aggression.
Her "it makes me cross" alonr, which appears quite a few timrs over the clips postrd here, makes the people pitchinf things look likr anxious kindergartenrs who are trying to explain that they most decidedly did not break the window while playing football. It's fascinathng to behold.
Not at all, he still feels he's smarter than them. He most likely is.
"you spent 2 million?".... yes
Knew the outcome 3 minutes in, the next 7 were just them roasting him
Jenny: "I need a drink"
Everyone: You always do
I only clicked on this because I thought this guy was one of the chuckle brothers.
I know right? 😂😂😂
Jenny-"I never leave a bottle half empty, for that reason I'm out"
Jenny: I actually prefer flat champagne, for that reason I'm Out.
Jenny: I need a drink.
...
Jenny: OK now I'm out.
"I'm actually quite smart" nobody whos actually smart enough will need to say this, ever.
I need a drink and for that reason, I'm out.
8:20 how many times i heard this phrase
'only Peter Jones remains'
its just the format
Cruel of his parents to have given him the name “Gormley” when the man is clearly gormless.
Aris sub?
Aris sub?
Clicked for Barry Chuckle and was not disappointed.
I confess? I would have offered him the money for 10%.
Only from his share.
"I'm Jenny, I love the product... and for that reason, I'm out"
He reminds me of the Flow Signal guy.
hughesa827 is that video still on RUclips somewhere? It was great
Jason Townsend I need to find it too
How's this guy expecting to run a company with 5% post-investment?
Because majority owner doesnt really care
Jenny at 6:07 “I might have said I love this, I want to invest” LMAO is she taking the piss?
0:56 I work as a bar tender and I can tell you right now customers are going to complain if that high pitched shrieking sound comes from the bar every time the bar tender pours a glass of champagne
I think you'll find the guy pitching this idea is a bartender as well.
@@Foldy435 He is?
The co2 Cartridge thing he barely even mumbled out sounds like the same business model the Printer industry uses with ink. Which from what I’ve heard does them pretty nicely.
6:05 Jenny: "I *might* have said to you, Love this, going to invest..."
Yeah right Jenny. Nobody would believe that.
6:21
Michael: * starts speaking *
Jenny: You son of a b*tch, I'm out
"Good health, everyone."
"Good investing, more to the point."
Says a lot about what's wrong with the world.
It’s a program about financial investments
10% ownership (90% sold off to "someone else"), 2 million invested, no patent or any sales of any kind.......this is like a farmer who is in a crazy debt; sold off all his land, all his machines, lifestock and is now trying to sell his farm as "a business" and thinking he can get some astronomical amount for it.
I love how delusional some of these people who are asking for money are.
If I were him I would have literally just opened a bottle of really expensive champagne 5 minutes before my pitch and say it's 2 months old lmao
Thought that was Barry Chuckle in the thumbnail
Same
Barry Chuckle can be taken more seriously
Jenny: I'm quite offended I've not even said anything yet.
Entrepreneur: Why? Everyone knows you wouldn't invest anyway.
You were trying to tell them about cartridge sales? Bro you had a whole pitch to tell them that!
Someone explain to me please, Peter asked how much money he’d RAISED to date then the guy said 2 million to date and then it went from raised to spent??
I just looked it up. Michael had applied for 2 patents by Jan of 2017, neither of which are listed as being granted.
However, 3 patents invented by a Darren Jones were granted and assigned to Michael's company between July of 2016 and 2017.
I wonder why the subsequent two inventions filed by Michael weren't granted patents.
3:56 Toukers face cracked me up!!
Jedi Mindz hahahahahahah yes
Should be a GIF
Jenny : "I see that you have my family but assuming that I'd pay for them back offends me, for that reason, I'm out"
His biggest mistake was not doubling the amount of champagne in the bottle so the investors could get drunk.
7:14 onwards when he says that "it's really simple" to Deborah 😂😂
Jenny only signed up for the show for the free drinks
10% of comments: this guy is out of his mind.
90%: I'm Jenny & I'm out.
Jenny: "This is absolutely crazy and for that reason im in"
I love Peter's "why?" When told the dude with 90% aint there
Haha me too
“Assuming every living organism on earth buys my product, our net valuation is...”
Are these people serious?
I need a drink: Gets out some champagne. 😂😂😂
Joachim Kahn shut up
@@aw2390 Somebody can't take a joke.
And then says I'm out
Jenny: I havent said said anything yet, and for that reason im out.
Hamed al-julaibi That’s what she said 🤣
These Jenny jokes crack me up!
The face that Debora Made after that was glorious
He reminds me of the Chuckle Brothers
Me too, the dead one.
Both combined.
"Hello, my name's Michael"
*makes note
Anyone ever notice that Jenny NEVER goes last, because we all know she would be out anyways so there’s zero suspense.