@00Krohnos Which Dooley build is broken now? Monitor lizard is still really good with the right built but I wouldn't say broken, just strong. Vanessa's barrel is straight up broken right now, like, no weapon aquatic shield-poison-haste Vanessa is way more disgusting than even monitor lizard was- I tried it on patch day and ended my last fight on day 10 with 100k shields and the enemy with 1800 poison lol
@@00Krohnos Ahhh nah not yet today. Hmm, ignition core burn build I'm guessing? I remember being nonplussed when I tried it but that was a while ago so I bet a lot has changed.
He would also be saying "people who hate Dooley be like noo don't you dare using the items that are in the game. Like what do you want me to do, just ignore silver monitor lizard when it's given to me for the get go? Sorry for playing the videogame, sorry!!!"
Chocolate statistics. Spoiler . . . . . . . . . . NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 7 times this run He took it 2 times (28.6%) Both times he purchased Gold-tier. In total, he ate 10 Gold chocolates, spending 20 gold on chocolate throughout the run. Eating chocolate gave him 300 flat health. After percentage health changes, chocolates gave 307.5 max health (3.6% of final health.) Notes: If you ever feel disoriented with all the item activations, just watch Captain's Wheel slowly ticking away every 4 seconds without haste.
Electrician here, (From the aforementioned electricians and plumbers). Even I know that Captain's Wheel over the gold Astrolabe at 24:50 was an awful choice.
His biggest weakness is really just ignoring how bad the worst item on his board is and not replacing it, like every time. Astrolabe would have gone crazy compared to the Wheel.
Astrolabe isn't the single best item for this build anymore, so i understand that NL isnt seeing it crush in every puffer build But it's still 10 times better than half the stuff on his board.
@@randolfthegray9841 It's pretty good, very reliable haste and a tiny bit of shield as a bonus, fires VERY often with proper setup. With the right enchantments its loony too, I had a no weapon all aquatic run where I got a Freezing enchant on the astrolabe and by god my enemy hardly got to go
It’s so funny how on the first vid of the new patch he said “oh it’s a new patch better read all the item descriptions” and never does skipping astrolabe over and over
NL has a decent grasp of builds he just doesnt respect startup time, not respecting oceanic rush is criminal he would have gone even crazier without a 4 second start
He hasn't played this build enough to look for the Astrolabe and Turtle shell (over the barrel even) The point is to stack items that charge and haste. Incendiary Rounds (which he sold) is also strong for the build (non-weapon item that spams due to charging -> charges astro+pearl -> give haste to jellyfish and charge clam which hastes jellyfish again) Also, Seashell is weak. He did end up getting the infinite thanks to the turtle+pearl+jellyfish+puffer, so he pivoted really well.
> we really want turtle shell and barrel skips medium shop > we really want a way to haste our seaweed skips astrolabe **What? Type B chatter is evolving!**
I love the progression from "man fuck dooley" > "I hate dooley mains who say they play off meta" > "yeah I'm playing vanessa but it's not the scumbag build" > "alright, we're going for max scumbag" my hero
it was always just about playing what he's already comfortable with, from the very start, with the very same facade of innocence with which he mocks the dooleys for. Truely, none of us will escape the wheel of samsara.
The Jazz didn't take any games off the Chicago Bulls in the '96 finals, because they played the Supersonics in the finals that year. also they won 2 games
Skipping the astrolabe was one thing, but someone litterally told him last time how good sheilded seaweed is and he read it and said "i know thats right" and didnt take it
truly impressive that even when trying to go for the meta build, he has like no idea what he's doing. passing up numerous medium item shops and astrolabes
After about day 5 I genuinely think NL could have just made every single choice completely at random and would have gotten the same result…. Hate to say it but egg is barely trying
The fact that the seaweeds proc at the same time making them overkill as hell as well as inefficient (ideal would be full heal every 3 sec rather than full heal every 6s) and that the captain's wheel that could have been used to dephase them still keeps that problem instead of solving it irritates me more than it should man (it does get solved later though)
Infinite poison: upset soyjak image
Infinite poison (Vanessa): joyous soyjak image
Puffer lizard when monitor fish walks in:
Don't worry, we're back to Dooley being absolutely broken on the current patch (still probably a while away for bespoke videos)
@00Krohnos Which Dooley build is broken now? Monitor lizard is still really good with the right built but I wouldn't say broken, just strong. Vanessa's barrel is straight up broken right now, like, no weapon aquatic shield-poison-haste Vanessa is way more disgusting than even monitor lizard was- I tried it on patch day and ended my last fight on day 10 with 100k shields and the enemy with 1800 poison lol
@@JB-xl2jc Did you try it today? There was just a brand-new patch. Barrel is still good but is more reasonable. Dooley burn builds are out of control.
@@00Krohnos Ahhh nah not yet today. Hmm, ignition core burn build I'm guessing? I remember being nonplussed when I tried it but that was a while ago so I bet a lot has changed.
Not looking at the recap on the mirror match is an actual crime
He did it so nonchalantly too, like a match like that happens every day and shit
His jelly had 28 minutes of haste
the one time!!! to actually look at a recap to see huge numbers....
@@loziraptor94 I'm dying
it actually made me the Joker
If Dooley was the first character you unlock, NL would have 100% been a Dooley abuser.
he could literally always dance with the one that brought him
He would also be saying "people who hate Dooley be like noo don't you dare using the items that are in the game. Like what do you want me to do, just ignore silver monitor lizard when it's given to me for the get go? Sorry for playing the videogame, sorry!!!"
Dooley user spotted LOL But also @quitus9215 Vanessa, Vanessa, Vanessa NL Crashout
It's very noble of him to take captain's wheel along for the ride
This entire patch cycle is going to be over before Egg mouses over an astrolabe, isn't it?
"we dont really buy aquatic items" - nl with 11 aquatic items
Of course we don't buy aquatic items, they came for free with your frickin fishing rod.
The man is like Terry Pratchett in the sense that if English isnt your native language, you can pick up some very uniquely wrong phrases from him.
Chocolate statistics.
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NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 7 times this run
He took it 2 times (28.6%)
Both times he purchased Gold-tier.
In total, he ate 10 Gold chocolates, spending 20 gold on chocolate throughout the run.
Eating chocolate gave him 300 flat health. After percentage health changes, chocolates gave 307.5 max health (3.6% of final health.)
Notes: If you ever feel disoriented with all the item activations, just watch Captain's Wheel slowly ticking away every 4 seconds without haste.
I think this is my first comment ever. Your note today just improved my life in general about 39%
@@andres.godard
24:54 i actually screamed at him skipping golden astrolabe for…captains wheel
and you know we're never selling the silver captain wheel
you don’t understand bro we need the 6 haste the wheel gives every fight
Electrician here, (From the aforementioned electricians and plumbers). Even I know that Captain's Wheel over the gold Astrolabe at 24:50 was an awful choice.
The random shade towards electricians and plumbers was so insane. I am trying to brush it off but damn that was crazy.
@@ardabaser1349 I think its a reference to the early NBA, where most players had other jobs, aka “Electricians and Plumbers”
His biggest weakness is really just ignoring how bad the worst item on his board is and not replacing it, like every time.
Astrolabe would have gone crazy compared to the Wheel.
Yeah I'm a bit earlier so I just watched him ignore astrolabe when he had a piranha and extra seaweed on the board lol
This and he could have put iceberg on at the end instead of sea shell and wheel. Wheel was doing basically nothing
Astrolabe isn't the single best item for this build anymore, so i understand that NL isnt seeing it crush in every puffer build
But it's still 10 times better than half the stuff on his board.
@@randolfthegray9841 It's pretty good, very reliable haste and a tiny bit of shield as a bonus, fires VERY often with proper setup. With the right enchantments its loony too, I had a no weapon all aquatic run where I got a Freezing enchant on the astrolabe and by god my enemy hardly got to go
@@JB-xl2jcthose two piranhas really had no business on the board man. Could’ve replaced them with anything, even the Poster
Not choosing astrolabe 3 times without even reading it made me lose my mind
It’s so funny how on the first vid of the new patch he said “oh it’s a new patch better read all the item descriptions” and never does skipping astrolabe over and over
todays bazaar video turned me into a type A chatter, i yearn for NL to read the astrolabe
NL passing up 2 astrolabes on this build is making me a type a chatter
3 times lmao
@@AxilronAND THEN HE SOLD HIS SECOND JELLY
He didn't even look at it!
Then you were never a type B
real type B chatters dont give af poser
That shell makes me feel real fear.
You either die a type B chatter or live long enough to see yourself become the Dooley.
NL do be tending towards the ultimate power when offered it. Interesting
maybe the real dooley was the friends we made along the way
hes addicted to dancing with the ones that brought him man i have to respect the commitment
7:22 the sushi chef talking to the fish before he makes a roll
+2 😂
lol nice
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NL has a decent grasp of builds he just doesnt respect startup time, not respecting oceanic rush is criminal he would have gone even crazier without a 4 second start
theres no way he skipped astrolabe again............
omg he did it twice and refuses to read it. I'm cryin in da club rn
@@jake7502 I have some bad news for you, he does it three times
3????????
47:18 no way he skipped the recap 😭
I didnt even know theres a draw scenario xD
47:13 the animal health inspectors at the zoo when he sees what the part-timers do at Friday evenings
man really complained about Monitor Lizard until he got his own version
35:15 This was terrifying
25:19 me when it is 2005 and I have already had my fill of Ruby and Sapphire
He hasn't played this build enough to look for the Astrolabe and Turtle shell (over the barrel even)
The point is to stack items that charge and haste. Incendiary Rounds (which he sold) is also strong for the build (non-weapon item that spams due to charging -> charges astro+pearl -> give haste to jellyfish and charge clam which hastes jellyfish again)
Also, Seashell is weak.
He did end up getting the infinite thanks to the turtle+pearl+jellyfish+puffer, so he pivoted really well.
I feel like we needed a climate change fact check on this video
the climate has changed, NL is now okay with playing the fotm broken build
Someone make a counter for every skipped medium vendor hole he’s searching for turtleshell
> we really want turtle shell and barrel
skips medium shop
> we really want a way to haste our seaweed
skips astrolabe
**What? Type B chatter is evolving!**
I dont think hes ever read astrolabe
I love the progression from "man fuck dooley" > "I hate dooley mains who say they play off meta" > "yeah I'm playing vanessa but it's not the scumbag build" > "alright, we're going for max scumbag"
my hero
it was always just about playing what he's already comfortable with, from the very start, with the very same facade of innocence with which he mocks the dooleys for. Truely, none of us will escape the wheel of samsara.
47:15 immediately clicking continue hurt me
the infinite slapboxing match was kinda crazy ngl
0:40 NL doodoo moment (not clickbait)
I really like the youtube videos that arent just from stream! Keep it up egg
The Jazz didn't take any games off the Chicago Bulls in the '96 finals, because they played the Supersonics in the finals that year. also they won 2 games
not replacing the seaweed when he has poison scaling regen and regen turtle shell is my type A chatter backstory
Chat I think he doesn't know what Astrolabe does
That mirrormatch was incredible
Astrolabes for haste. Beach ball for haste. Holster for haste. I’m going to be a type A chatter on this one, boys.
Skipping astrolabe and oceanic rush just to lose by getting outsped :duckholdingcigarette:
could have had golden astrolabe and burning puffer with sick burn. smh
He was so happy with his captains wheel that he passed up a gold astrolabe 😫
6:02 Northernlion talking you through eating a Habanero pepper with him
Plumbers and electricians catching stray bullets here. Leave us out of this!
Skipping astrolabe twice kinda hurt
25:17 12 year old Pokémon fans on Christmas Day 2006 after opening a new pair of running shoes
You either die a hero or you live long enough to become the Dooley 😔
12:59 an adolescent nerd goes to a comic book store and wins a raffle for a rare comic book
Oh my god that one round towards the end ICANT
Just got the news that Mr Beast is going to buy the channel
he is boycotting astrolabe bc its too good obviously
commenting for engagement because i really like the baazzaarr
I will say its extremely funny to me that he beat several meta Vanessas through the power of seaweed
becoming a type a chatter as he skips the anchor and then the second jellyfish
i love that gatling gun is a 4-syllable phrase to this man
not snap buying iceberg reinforces the fact that he isnt very familiar with the meta yet
He noticed that fishing = pogging
"We dont really buy aquatic items"
Less than 2 minutes later:
"How about an aquatic shop?"
So many Astrolobes passed by without a second glance. would have been huge for your build.
when he skipped on weatherglass without thinking about it for a second I shortcircuited
6:41 me to my 2004 chevy s10
You want to put the shield on the scaling heal item. It will shield the same as heal
Skipping the astrolabe was one thing, but someone litterally told him last time how good sheilded seaweed is and he read it and said "i know thats right" and didnt take it
This one sums up the patch
never live long enough to see yourself become the dooley
Not putting a shield or burn enchant on puffer is insane
not putting catfish on the wheel and having the heals stagger :(
Hes so honest, must have rewatched Moana 2 last night.
I can’t believe it’s not Dooley
You either die to Dooley or you live long enough to see yourself become the monitor lizard.
truly impressive that even when trying to go for the meta build, he has like no idea what he's doing. passing up numerous medium item shops and astrolabes
captains wheel is fine but selling the double jelly made me cry
Bro goes from completely flaming all Dooleys and refusing to play Dooley to doing the exact same thing on Vanessa
23:50 is a clip for the ages
So he’s going for a build that generates 20000 shield but doesn’t keep a weapon that does damage equal to his shield???
Just curious why the man who had to pay someone to put up shelves is taking shots at plumbers and electricians.
ah perfect i just finished my rewatch of yesterdays bazaar video with my lunch, time to begin anew
i ship my paint
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The Illusoray Understander has logged off
That mirror match at the end was so funny
i had to learn that genie lesson the hard way too
31:47
Ash Ketchum reminiscing while looking through his pokemon collection:
"Sir, a second Bazaar run where NL doesn't take astrolabe on a pufferfish build has hid the feed"
that day 12 fight is the battle i have before saying "he one shot me" in comms
ryan needs to read what the astrolabe does it would up his game
After about day 5 I genuinely think NL could have just made every single choice completely at random and would have gotten the same result…. Hate to say it but egg is barely trying
5:10 Bruno Mars after he already put his life on the line for his lover
Bro the recap would’ve been crazy
Look at the wheel during the mirror match. Then look at the rest...
I saw the title and couldn’t click the video fast enough. Is a fella like him finally descending into being a fella like *THEM* …
The fact that the seaweeds proc at the same time making them overkill as hell as well as inefficient (ideal would be full heal every 3 sec rather than full heal every 6s) and that the captain's wheel that could have been used to dephase them still keeps that problem instead of solving it irritates me more than it should man (it does get solved later though)
astrolabe :(
This run turned me into a type A chatter
that awkward moment when you live long enough to become the thing you hated
This is a type A chatters nightmare...
The mirror match draw did count as a win by the way
16:55; that, "yikes, bro!" got me so good 😂
edit: Astro Globe skip shortly after, is very very nice for this build.
Facing the same turtle shell builds several times a run is really killing the fun of this game.