"Nothing ever happens" guys when we're so back (The Bazaar)

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @singlenator9138
    @singlenator9138 13 часов назад +494

    Fellas he’s done it, he’s read the text for Astrolabe

    • @carotidartery1
      @carotidartery1 8 часов назад +4

      Underratted comment 👍

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 3 часа назад +6

      And I'm Astrolovin' every minute of it, Jerry

  • @zjfoster5697
    @zjfoster5697 13 часов назад +731

    Just called my Happening guy, he picked up and said "It's."

  • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan
    @KarmaPaym3ntPlan 13 часов назад +554

    Never noticed he doesn’t even have Dooley unlocked.
    Respect the commitment

    • @Doomroar
      @Doomroar 12 часов назад +28

      He has said that if he loses with Dooley he wouldn't be able to keep lying to himself about being bad at the game, which is dumb because he has been losing at the game i the middle of a Vanesa patch!

    • @3ternalsage
      @3ternalsage 12 часов назад +112

      ​@@DoomroarCrazy how even in the Vanessa patch, dooley still averages 50% more wins than her.

    • @ropsutor3781
      @ropsutor3781 12 часов назад +76

      @@Doomroar its been Dooley patch for three patches now

    • @NemeanLyan
      @NemeanLyan 12 часов назад +21

      It's not the Vanessa patch so much as the anti-pig patch ​@@Doomroar

    • @IlIlIlIIIIllllllllllllll
      @IlIlIlIIIIllllllllllllll 10 часов назад +9

      This game is gonna lose its non meta fan base fast if something isn’t done fast. Reynad had a great idea for a foundation but the implementation of balance and gameplay direction is turning me and my friends off the game.

  • @tulicloure
    @tulicloure 13 часов назад +193

    Me when I'm getting turned to cinders by yeat another Dooley: "You're a despicable person"
    Me when I'm using a full meta Vanessa build on day 2: "It's not the player that is the problem, it's the system"

    • @ZZalles1
      @ZZalles1 10 часов назад +22

      Were you not listening? He experienced character growth
      Which certainly won't be undone next episode like a 90s sitcom

    • @wormhood
      @wormhood 4 часа назад +1

      yeat? heres a bell➡️➡️🔔

  • @JoeMagician
    @JoeMagician 11 часов назад +56

    Me, falling to my knees when he took out the Jellyfish Puffer combo that is the entire engine of his board.

    • @Thor8151990
      @Thor8151990 16 минут назад

      I heard him talking about it and had to run to the comments, good lord lol

  • @thedoomjay
    @thedoomjay 13 часов назад +126

    I tried to watch "The Happening" on DVD but there was a note in the case saying "Sorry, Northernlion is using this."

  • @alaskansalmon8666
    @alaskansalmon8666 13 часов назад +214

    Praying this goes well so he doesn’t give up on The Bazar🙏

  • @thing4826
    @thing4826 12 часов назад +67

    NL the type of guy to go: "hmm.... 3000 or 1000? It's gotta be the 1000 bro it's just too good"

  • @baileyfellers5465
    @baileyfellers5465 13 часов назад +80

    Feels like any build that isn’t crows nest + weapon is a scumbag build to my man nowadays lol

    • @davidstenow5055
      @davidstenow5055 12 часов назад +18

      He’s read the art of the duel

    • @Tyranzor64
      @Tyranzor64 11 часов назад +1

      Crows nest + weapon is peak Vanessa scumbag after the infinite nerf ironically

  • @punishedbutler3013
    @punishedbutler3013 12 часов назад +52

    PREPATCH: Don't bother playing, Dooley is unstoppable
    POSTPATCH: Don't bother playing, Dooley is unstoppable

    • @bottlekn1ght202
      @bottlekn1ght202 52 минуты назад +1

      i called my ever happens friend, he picked up and said 'nothing'

    • @Fummy007
      @Fummy007 5 минут назад

      There was a brief moment in january between 2 patches where Dooley was getting destroyed by infinite builds unless he had belle-ista. good times.

  • @kevinlozano6294
    @kevinlozano6294 12 часов назад +59

    Hey man don't forget to look at that recap

  • @cdot32
    @cdot32 13 часов назад +100

    I had an aneurysm when he swapped the barrel for 2 shells.

    • @poorgrammar3136
      @poorgrammar3136 12 часов назад +22

      He’s literally faced like 20 meta Vanessa builds and seen barrel in every single one and still doesn’t understand

    • @sorcererofsalt5786
      @sorcererofsalt5786 12 часов назад +5

      ​@@poorgrammar3136it's the opposite bro, he's a youtuber. He never plays the meta because it's boring to watch.

    • @ZodiacMustDie
      @ZodiacMustDie 8 часов назад

      got his pearl and turtle shell triggering much more often, way more important than the extra shield from the barrel

  • @shitpostfella5528
    @shitpostfella5528 12 часов назад +39

    33:25 him enchanting the seaweed has me feelin a certain type a way

    • @yourimpossibletoisgn
      @yourimpossibletoisgn 4 часа назад +2

      I paused to come find companions in my sorrow.

    • @nineblu
      @nineblu 3 часа назад

      hello brothers

    • @raldrid8264
      @raldrid8264 Час назад

      When the slow was right there man!

  • @colins2876
    @colins2876 8 часов назад +27

    It was actually not bad,
    But the beach ball katana build being undefeated literally turned me into the joker

    • @hellopuppykillz123
      @hellopuppykillz123 7 часов назад +4

      Genuinely shocked me lol, my man faced 0 dooleys in 8 days

  • @weirdlu
    @weirdlu 12 часов назад +46

    I’ve never commented on an NL video but I wanna say something positive in that i think he actually did well in navigating a non weapon build he’s not used to!
    There were some mistakes of course like trying to go all shield at one point but he tested and learned the correct lessons from it (the two items removed were the ones making the faster loop possible). And there are some meta choices that he didn’t know like keeping the fishing rod in stash as that’s the best way to get duplicate small aquatic items. Or that heal/shield enchants match the damage/shield/heal of the items so that heal enchant was probably best on the turtle shell. But those are things he can figure out later. Theres hope for the Bazaar vids yet!

  • @AsianAnco
    @AsianAnco 13 часов назад +46

    Heal enchantment on turtle shell scales with its shield so it would have been a MUCH better target for that upgrade since it cast much more often!

    • @danielgeld9813
      @danielgeld9813 12 часов назад +5

      Or pearl, I think it’s a bit quicker

    • @MisterL777
      @MisterL777 12 часов назад +5

      Yes heal turtle shell is an absoutely disgusting item

    • @Luu_Luu
      @Luu_Luu 7 часов назад

      the barrel he had in his chest though

  • @allan3099
    @allan3099 13 часов назад +30

    i'm glad you're sticking with the bazaar or at least for now. Really fw it

  • @jackmarkham9163
    @jackmarkham9163 12 часов назад +44

    Removing barrel for Captains wheel is gonna make me crash out

  • @AtaGunZ
    @AtaGunZ 12 часов назад +24

    My face when he puts the barrel out 😭

    • @daniellastnaim1588
      @daniellastnaim1588 2 часа назад

      i felt the same when he removed vanessa's amulet and his armor per round got cut in half

  • @andrewhouchin5812
    @andrewhouchin5812 10 часов назад +5

    Bro really moved the pufferfish to get the crit buff but didn’t move it all the way to the left so it hit the pearl instead 😂

  • @user-vb8zo6kh4j
    @user-vb8zo6kh4j 13 часов назад +21

    Pyg loses a lot early, unless you get lucky, but he has by far the best late game. He’s really hard to play.

    • @MisterL777
      @MisterL777 12 часов назад +6

      I think all the money/sell items shenanigans make him harder to pivot (because it makes you commit to certain items) but he has a lot of tricks in his bag (literally)
      More potential but less flexible

    • @derpaboopderp1286
      @derpaboopderp1286 8 часов назад

      He needs to follow a certain pace to keep the video engaging. If he takes too long to think of what to buy/sell he might lose viewership. Sad to say but thats just the way show biz works and why pyg might not really mesh well with his entertainer habits

    • @cameronaxelsson6187
      @cameronaxelsson6187 8 часов назад

      @@MisterL777with pyg u either play braidead crook buy/sell and get like an easy 7 or you are screwed and mask income/ money until you hit a good item late and run a massive pivot the issue is just getting to the point where you are able to do that without dying

  • @Kazuki_77
    @Kazuki_77 13 часов назад +28

    'Painted Black' but it's red and I don't use paint...
    "I see a ship's deck and I want to paint it red"

    • @Sheamu5
      @Sheamu5 12 часов назад +2

      +2

    • @armatura2007
      @armatura2007 9 часов назад +3

      i see the bots roll by dressed in their winter scarves

  • @bludougal
    @bludougal 8 часов назад +3

    You killed me to get your 7th win! - I am not mad! I’m happy for you! Really! Not mad at all. - Bludougal

  • @timbrown6457
    @timbrown6457 12 часов назад +6

    Never thought I would see the day that egg reads astrolabe

  • @HenriRN
    @HenriRN 12 часов назад +11

    Just like the legend of the phoenix

  • @johndelanie3649
    @johndelanie3649 7 часов назад +1

    The biggest issue with Dooley is that the he comes with a very versatile and powerful combo piece built in to his board, and it has some absolutely disgusting permutations like the friend core, he can just kinda slapshod synergies together in ways that would be heavily punished on other characters

  • @menacingmallard
    @menacingmallard 6 часов назад +2

    my soul shrivelled up when he insta sold the blowgun

    • @menacingmallard
      @menacingmallard 6 часов назад

      even the shielded weather glass would've been better man

    • @Fummy007
      @Fummy007 5 минут назад

      He has no way to give it damage.

  • @goonboy9585
    @goonboy9585 10 часов назад +4

    11:53 me when i meet spongebob

  • @General0lee77
    @General0lee77 12 часов назад +4

    Bronze Drill dealing more dps than pretty much any Vanessa weapon while also being probably the single easiest item to charge ICANT

  • @jojorobmum
    @jojorobmum 13 часов назад +11

    19:28 oh no no no

  • @Jn-fz7fy
    @Jn-fz7fy 10 часов назад +2

    Still loving bazaar, glad to see him having fun with it again

  • @WHALEBOY777
    @WHALEBOY777 7 часов назад +5

    What other streamer is providing commentary on Shakespeare's sonnet 130 ‘My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun" while playing a sweaty auto-battler?
    Nobody, that's who.

  • @MiniNoahTheWorm
    @MiniNoahTheWorm 11 часов назад +2

    "The double heal on seaweed also seems nice because it doubles the scaling" he said confidently whilst showing the seaweed clearly not getting improved scaling

    • @missingdays1
      @missingdays1 58 минут назад

      It does improve its scaling

  • @adrianfr05
    @adrianfr05 12 часов назад +6

    19:20 insanity

  • @BibesyViper
    @BibesyViper 13 часов назад +7

    Is this the day he reads astrolabe

  • @deveneb8409
    @deveneb8409 12 часов назад +4

    Heal on turtle would have been crazy

  • @RalorPenwat
    @RalorPenwat 9 часов назад +4

    8:00 My heart sank. You sell the silver conch and ray here right?

  • @boris5909
    @boris5909 13 часов назад +3

    chocolate bar commenter is going to have a field day with this ep!!!

  • @HaLo-
    @HaLo- 10 часов назад +2

    Unraked was truly the play
    We are so back

  • @hughsimon5816
    @hughsimon5816 9 часов назад +1

    1 in 11 chance to get the single useless item when fighting the roaming isle cracks me up.

  • @liefhebber6277
    @liefhebber6277 13 часов назад +20

    we're northernlion guys of course we reference the costco joke seven million times

    • @MacheteSquad
      @MacheteSquad 13 часов назад

      I hope people realize that maybe this joke is tired, considering how manth months have gone by since it's been a thing on stream

    • @Tetrini
      @Tetrini 12 часов назад +2

      @@MacheteSquad We're youtube commenters of course we cling onto one joke for months because it made us laugh once

    • @MacheteSquad
      @MacheteSquad 12 часов назад

      @Tetrini You're a right bastard for making me laugh at that meme again

  • @Tyranzor64
    @Tyranzor64 10 часов назад +1

    45:00 that vanessa fight was two poison tics off of an NL win. Closer than it had any right to be

  • @Tetro_b0y
    @Tetro_b0y 13 часов назад +3

    Put the 10 piece in the bag brotha

  • @alcxander
    @alcxander 13 часов назад +3

    that day 2 build by vanessa, wth? that's like a complete build so early on and I only just saw the same thing in a fun i just had. I think there's definitely an issue with the people matchups that you face in game. they feel like almost every person is a highly tuned contender of a build. nothing feels like anyone is exploring any of the other options for heroes and just dialling up the normal builds constantly. I, admittedly, have no idea how to fix that but it certainly is a pain to try play through in game

  • @Ryse245
    @Ryse245 5 часов назад

    8:49 peak “Sort your salad” content, just what I’m looking for

  • @plundypops
    @plundypops 11 часов назад +4

    How instantly he sold that diamond blowgun when he had a skill that could charge weapons sent me.
    I wonder if he has ever fought against or used the blowgun. It stacks poison to an insane amount.

    • @derpaboopderp1286
      @derpaboopderp1286 8 часов назад +2

      He played against it a couple videos ago and got obliterated. He just has short term memory

  • @kaizerdeath12
    @kaizerdeath12 5 часов назад

    *NL disses opponent's build*
    "Oh no."
    It's a free space in the bingo honestly.

  • @m6isme
    @m6isme 9 часов назад

    You should hold onto sellable items unless you're out of space. Loads of vendors with a bonus to selling specific sizes.

  • @JohnAndJohner
    @JohnAndJohner 4 часа назад +1

    Look, he's having fun and that's fun, but some of these decisions have me moving rapidly down the crash-out pipeline.

  • @TheKingMoogle
    @TheKingMoogle Час назад

    As a loyal Bazaar watcher I have to let my thoughts known if it's at risk. I would say it's the only game like this that I watch from you that I can make sense of (I don't play STS). At the same time, if it's feeling like a slog and you're just waiting out a patch, I wouldn't mind if you took a little hiatus. I have so much going on that I can keep myself busy until you return. If you do, I'll be here for it day one.

  • @iftija
    @iftija 6 часов назад

    "Unranked is probably easier than ranked" was the same mindset i had until i realized you can just concede over and over again in unranked until you get the perfect build on like day 3 LOL

  • @ultimateid5486
    @ultimateid5486 5 часов назад +2

    Someone please explain jellyfish to me

  • @NickCombs
    @NickCombs 11 часов назад +1

    In terms of game enjoyment, I'd say it's perfectly fair to end the run early if you don't get a good start (like last time). I say that as someone who doesn't play, but who enjoys the successes more than watching you struggle. Just keep the runbacks in the video so it doesn't look like you're super lucky.

  • @hedgewizards
    @hedgewizards 12 часов назад +2

    it feels like free ranked tickets from 10 wins in normals is what causes normals to be so full of insane builds. like if it was just 7 wins instead people wouldn't have to optimize so hard to 10-win just to go back to grinding ranked. most games have 2 different ladders for a reason
    i doubt tempo would ever change that though, since making it hard to earn ranked tickets increases the f2p grind and incentivizes spending money on gems

    • @Unknownprofilegames
      @Unknownprofilegames 10 часов назад +1

      Yeah, people would intentionally play worse if they only needed 7 wins. What planet are you from? People are bad at the game in the ez mode and then cope by saying that the ez mode is actually harder.

    • @johnbenis4180
      @johnbenis4180 10 часов назад +1

      unranked is easy mode bro

    • @cameronaxelsson6187
      @cameronaxelsson6187 8 часов назад

      nah this isnt really true, if you are consistent enough you just make your gems back thru chests. i have like +2200 gems all time playing ranked only

    • @cameronaxelsson6187
      @cameronaxelsson6187 8 часов назад

      also unranked is definely easier, its not even close, can kinda walk into a 10win in unranked like 80% of the time

  • @TheBigjimable
    @TheBigjimable 11 часов назад

    The regen half your opponents poison is a Vanessa skill its Venomous Vitality.

  • @bottlekn1ght202
    @bottlekn1ght202 53 минуты назад

    HE SKIPPED CROWS NEST AND DOUBLE BARREL. LADS. HOLY FUCK.

  • @wickedsickahlex
    @wickedsickahlex Час назад

    selling the fishing rod while keeping the useless star chart is mad crazy

  • @radarhead82
    @radarhead82 8 часов назад

    Captain's Wheel is the new Clamera

  • @I2ed3ye
    @I2ed3ye 3 часа назад

    As Type A as I get when he has a bad run, I truly root for NL and at least get to enjoy the first, sweet moments of hope when I see that the video is almost an hour long

  • @ImperatorZed
    @ImperatorZed Час назад

    NL selling the Blowgun and Flamethrower hurt me. Most OP items in the game.

  • @cratermoney6941
    @cratermoney6941 9 часов назад +2

    4:45 so he just came

  • @idontcare947
    @idontcare947 10 часов назад +4

    48:42 me when Professor Oak asks me what starter I would like

  • @enriconolasco8124
    @enriconolasco8124 13 часов назад +1

    Would love some collab bazaar content! Could bring some fresh air to NL

  • @gmo612
    @gmo612 13 часов назад

    Baby. We are so fing back- LOBO

  • @domo5458
    @domo5458 29 минут назад

    Congratz Egg!

  • @Crow_Bltch
    @Crow_Bltch 2 часа назад

    I had a run with 6 piranhas on the board with shark claws, seaweed, and chum, got 5 wins
    the chum was actually great

  • @M7MD-
    @M7MD- 4 часа назад

    19:22 come one man, get your head in the game.
    I tried so hard to get 10 wins as Vanessa in ranked but always failed, like 3 consecutive Dooleys on day 11, 12, and 13 made me not get my tenth victory. I lived long enough to become a villain and I learned how to play Dooley a bit, I have two 10 victories in ranked under my belt now.

  • @ardabaser1349
    @ardabaser1349 9 часов назад

    46:09 gold tier aquatic item: "I SNOOZE?????"

  • @drandana3661
    @drandana3661 12 часов назад

    Skipping pufferfish hurt me so much

  • @Red_crane
    @Red_crane 12 часов назад +1

    55min? A single game or the 2 fastet 10 wins in the history of gaming

  • @MsAdsga
    @MsAdsga 13 часов назад +1

    This man doesn't have 1000 Isaac videos because he's good at games

  • @H.Hurricane
    @H.Hurricane 11 часов назад

    9:01 why does NL always give us such amazing analysis on the psychology of a Dooley!?

  • @beaniiman
    @beaniiman 7 часов назад

    retromation seems to be able to win with anything on anybody, hes nuts.

  • @cvance6175
    @cvance6175 9 часов назад

    Nl needs to process all of his upgrade options over upgrading his bronze sea shell or taking bronze skills

  • @Champuru2
    @Champuru2 12 часов назад

    I want to see the Dooley Arc. Just to see what its like while Dooley is so strong

    • @cameronaxelsson6187
      @cameronaxelsson6187 8 часов назад

      doolet arc would be horrible man, and i think NL knows that. like item vaiance and placement and enchants are so much more complicated, he would just pivot 50 times without settling on a build lol

  • @yamaskymcyamaskface
    @yamaskymcyamaskface 9 часов назад

    Good run!

  • @NFStopsnuf
    @NFStopsnuf 11 часов назад

    The era of Tape to Tape is upon us.

  • @Philgob
    @Philgob 12 часов назад +1

    4:50 his body having a positive chemical response to beating a PvE round is not a good indicator

  • @wagwanbossy
    @wagwanbossy 9 часов назад +1

    we are so back

  • @Tech_World_Z
    @Tech_World_Z 8 часов назад

    Don’t see Kripp struggling with pig

  • @PerfectPwns
    @PerfectPwns 12 часов назад +1

    2:54 to 3:29 modern day youth pastor's losing day one of The Bazaar be like

  • @ultimatedsoup5965
    @ultimatedsoup5965 13 часов назад

    I feel like we need some more NPC fights in the future, won't prob happen until "launch"/ open beta

  • @frankiecedeno3724
    @frankiecedeno3724 12 часов назад

    Yay NL enjoys the bazaar again!

  • @Chrismas95
    @Chrismas95 5 часов назад

    I was genuinely upset when this run lost to that Dooley LOL

  • @MySubHasBacon
    @MySubHasBacon 8 часов назад

    we’re nothing ever happens guys, of course we’re so back

  • @detrimentaldoge7025
    @detrimentaldoge7025 13 часов назад

    We are so back guy here, we are so back

  • @SeaJay1
    @SeaJay1 8 часов назад

    SHELL HES SLACKIN

  • @brandondeakins564
    @brandondeakins564 9 часов назад

    Him not even pausing to look at poison skills at 35 mins in and then he spends every video wondering why he loses so much and blames dooley/balance

  • @SirSerene
    @SirSerene 4 часа назад

    One of the most overcooked titles I have seen in awhile. Not sure if it is good or bad.

  • @gergelyhalasz3225
    @gergelyhalasz3225 8 часов назад

    so you are telling me a nothing ever happened this?

  • @thomasdavis2832
    @thomasdavis2832 11 часов назад

    2 sea shells instead of barrel? And prioritizing haste on the shells instead of puffer? Hmm

  • @derpshiznit5347
    @derpshiznit5347 13 часов назад +1

    We’re so back

  • @mrrp405
    @mrrp405 13 часов назад +1

    1:54 i’m so proud

  • @votecthulhu9378
    @votecthulhu9378 12 часов назад

    Nothing ever happens

  • @Graveler28
    @Graveler28 11 часов назад

    knowledgeable bazaar folk, would heal enchant on the turtle shell been better than on seaweed?

  • @benortiz5169
    @benortiz5169 4 часа назад

    heal enchant would have been nutty on pearl or turtle shell

  • @LaserStorm117
    @LaserStorm117 10 часов назад

    Healing Turtle Shell 🥲

  • @ravimukerji6609
    @ravimukerji6609 12 часов назад +1

    8:50 me discovering nu-metal for the first time

  • @fudencio
    @fudencio 13 часов назад

    it's happening again

  • @nyarlathotep1223
    @nyarlathotep1223 6 часов назад

    8:50 It's the system that creates the toxicity? Brother I think you just went MAX Karl mode