"I'm a Type B chatter, I'm a Type B chatter," I whisper repeatedly as he sells his diamond Turbo Ganjo to keep silver Model Ship on the board for the most inconsequential shield I can possibly imagine.
Watching him spend 10 gold for chocolate bars late game every run, when the free max health give almost double the amount, is slowly turning me into the Joker
NL really dropped a Diamond Haste Ganjo for a 20 shield model ship, I'm losing my mind the entire segment from 41:50 - 44:06 could be utilized as a form of lethal injection for Type-A chatters, almost gave me a stroke
43:10 he gets rid of the banjo scaling his atlatl and octopus to multicast his 20 shield boat, and then does not place the octopus adjacent to the boat
NL holding on to the stupid Ship Bottle when it did absoltely nothing and sold one of the best haste items he could have gotten was actualy infuriating. First time my backseating brain wanted to scream at the screen.
The bazaar is such a fun game because you can go from being in the dirt to lucking into an insane build and back to being in the dirt after upgrading the octopus
Oh he sold the Turbo Ganjo, oh thats gore of my comfort character in the video This man should not be allowed to play this game off stream because for every chatter who tells him an item does something it doesnt do, theres 2 who would yell at him that his ship in a bottle is LITERALLY not doing anything
There's no comma in-between fuck and yeah, because that would make them two different statements that contradict each other. Also I was losing my god damn mind at how he thinks they do anything... Like why does the 500 heal on it matter when you have full health??? It's shielding you for 10 and taking up two spaces on the board, Jerry!
It is 100% because of the temp art. His brain cannot comprehend that something with grayed out artwork could conceivably be better. They need to fix the artwork on it and I guarantee NL starts actually looking at it.
Choosing that ship over the ganjo for 320 shield every 8 seconds is sickening. And then he didn’t even put the octopus next to the ship. I’m becoming the joker
I don't mean this disparagingly because I totally get how you'd make the mistake, but I smiled at him specifically choosing the burn enemy with his healing build because "healing counters burn" when actually burn counters healing and he gets wiped out mercilessly.
We’re bazaar guys of course we want to watch Ryan matching up against Dooley for the 50th time Edit: Dooley ratio was fine actually I retract my comment
I lost my mind when he sold the banjo to keep the 20 shield ship in and also didn't by the freeze item that freezes whenever you use an adjacent item with the 1 second atlatl and the 8x octopus. Never punished I guess EDIT: Because I only watch and don't play, I was unaware that the item only freezes when you use a property. Here is my apology form
The other day I was watching an older stream by nl, and I noticed his voice is changing veerrryy slowly into Hoagie from Day of the Tentacle. I suspect we'll be there in 7 years.
I've never been more type A chatter than when he took a 1 time 30% shield over +6 damage to 4 weapons EVERY SINGLE SECOND. Literally the biggest payoff the model ship could offer sitting next to the atlatl. I just cannot fathom the reasoning.
bro didn't realize every fight that he had an extra 20% max health shield at half hp... It's amazing how often NL doesn't do that fr. He always so impressive
Its super fun to watch you have fun with this game! Please keep it going! You playing and testing things out is amazing and really makes it fun to watch! Love the gameplay!
It's crazy how obstinate he is about locking into certain algorithms whilst playing any game, seemingly just to play as fast as possible. Like, I don't see what he would lose if he took it slow and really considered his options from time to time.
Please tell me he moves membership card to the right of the pawn shop, please, I don’t even play this character and I’m watching on mobile and I still read his cards more than he does I’m losing my mind
Hey buddy just by the way if you put the Crit enchant on Crook the Crook gives +10% crit to medium items for each. You didn't have to rewrite the enchant on Cash Cannon.
Him not putting the Deadly Enchant on the Crook at the end, which would have given all his weapons Crit instead of just the cannon, almost made me lose the rest of my hair
i've learned recently just how powerful radiant is in the current meta, particularly against dooleys. I am a dirty cutlass user (I found it organically, I only play the game and watch NL) and radiant on cutlass is easy 10 piece from what would be a loss. when he took radiant off the cannon I died a little bit on the inside.
When the max HP went from like 6k to almost 30k in a couple minutes.. I was like wow this build is absolutely broken no way anyone does enough damage. lol
As a current member and team leader at Dooley Nation LLC, I regret to inform you, Ryab "Northernlion" Letourneau, that your application to the Dooley Nation has been rejected on the grounds of besmirchment. If you did not wish to have your application to Dooley Nation become public knowledge, then we humbly apologize. Dooley Nation out.
STOP HOLDING ON TO THE WOODEN SHIP, JUST ADMIT YOU CREATED A FIVE WEAPON BUILD!!! Ahem... your board state was primed to dish out damage, especially when you chanced upon an octopus. Are you avoiding an easy win so that you could try to create alternate engine? If so, you are making yourself incredibly vulnerable against other players since their aims are much different. -sent from my iPhone 13 on the Sprint Wireless Network
anyone else caught insomnia from NL videos cause i would watch his videos at night to sleep but he's so funny i just stay up for the whole video while laughing and saying "i love you so much"?
Bro gets the crazy op pawnshop early WITH money card. Proceeds to battle without putting money card right of pawn, then sells pawn. Hes either an idiot or farming salt comments
"I'm a Type B chatter, I'm a Type B chatter," I whisper repeatedly as he sells his diamond Turbo Ganjo to keep silver Model Ship on the board for the most inconsequential shield I can possibly imagine.
He do love that ship in a bottle for some reason 😂
@@leejames929 It gets incepted by being on the load screen
And then he skips Sharp Corners right after. I can't..
I’m fucking SCREAMING
this is me rn holy lord
40:43 Great a new episode of "I already depicted you as the gain 250 max health for free wojack and me as the spend 10 gold for 150 max health chad"
have i ever told you the definition of insanity
No beast of burden? WAITER WHERE IS MY SLOP!?! I DEMAND MORE SLOP
Where is the were were guys in this comment
I read "waiter" as "walter" and I imagined Mike Ehrmantraut from breaking bad asking "WHERES MY SLOP WALTUH"
@@jumpay6524 Got to go to the Slay the Spire vids for those
NOTHING BUT GRUEEEEL
Watching him spend 10 gold for chocolate bars late game every run, when the free max health give almost double the amount, is slowly turning me into the Joker
800hp skill: what a joke
150hp chocolate bars: this is the best deal, you don't understand
@@Smonsequenses sometime SOMETIMES there is a buy sell payoff for it, but so far that's not been the case for NL strictly worse choice so far
He's addicted to the buy sell even when he's not running that build. Muscle memory
@@Smonsequenses Yeah but chocolate will cause you to get fatter and he's playing pyg so this is the roleplay meta.
you could type 800hp > 150hp into his chat and he would tell you your existence is the reason the universe is evil
NL really dropped a Diamond Haste Ganjo for a 20 shield model ship, I'm losing my mind
the entire segment from 41:50 - 44:06 could be utilized as a form of lethal injection for Type-A chatters, almost gave me a stroke
can't wait
@@gergelyhalasz3225 these RUclips only episodes are pure cinema
Didn't want the pee to cloud his judgment... Makes the most awful decisions known to Man kind
I’m not even a type-A and it’s driving me up a wall
maybe the piss was his judgement all along
does the ship in the bottle have a gun to his head or something?
enelle a real brain for that one
Not sure stats are used
you wouldn't understand it man you wouldn't understand it you wouldn't get it
43:10 he gets rid of the banjo scaling his atlatl and octopus to multicast his 20 shield boat, and then does not place the octopus adjacent to the boat
This is the most type A chatter I've ever been
It's truly fascinating his love for a 20 shield silver item
I SUFFERED SEVERE PSYCHIC DAMAGE DURING THIS SEGMENT
hes like those youtube ads where the guy purposely fails a simple puzzle game
He's such a sperg in any game that hasn't been out for 12yrs.
The Five Stages of Octopus
43:39 bargaining
43:55 depression
44:06 anger
44:11 denial
50:06 acceptance
My dude holding onto the model ship making me crazy .. freaking 20 shield ... taking out the insane ganjo ...freaking egg moment
im mad it woulda been so good
His addiction to the model ship is bad for my health, I can't take it
and just when he was about to finally sunset... the game gave him a shield skill for medium items ahahaha
Am I crazy or is the model ship just a much worse duct tape
he's dancing with the one that brought him and which he has almost literally 0 chemistry with
nl is single handedly responsible for turning all the viewers into type A chatters. the egg is absolutely cooked.
Him selling that ganjo was damn near the straw that broke the type B's back
NL holding on to the stupid Ship Bottle when it did absoltely nothing and sold one of the best haste items he could have gotten was actualy infuriating. First time my backseating brain wanted to scream at the screen.
42:07 Get it twisted, he should have kept the pee in man. Peeing fked up his thoughts. Type A chatters skip this segment if you value your sanity.
I lost all my hair after he peed
"It _alllll_ became ✨ crystal clear ✨"
Taking out the ganjo instead of the boat was super effective paychic damage
The bazaar is such a fun game because you can go from being in the dirt to lucking into an insane build and back to being in the dirt after upgrading the octopus
Him finding the PERFECT skill for his stubborn choices but dropping it for the 20 shield of the ship LMAO
Egg failing to understand how to rearrange his board proves to me he cannot in fact rotate an apple in his head
Oh he sold the Turbo Ganjo, oh thats gore of my comfort character in the video
This man should not be allowed to play this game off stream because for every chatter who tells him an item does something it doesnt do, theres 2 who would yell at him that his ship in a bottle is LITERALLY not doing anything
The sheer quantity of his inefficiency has become his strongest quality.
We're employed guys, of course we watch NL videos 12 seconds after they come out.
How else will we pass the daily 12 hour shift?
8 mins, but +2 regardless
+2
+2 getting ready for work
i get paid 90k a year to watch NL be bad at bazaar
I have never had my type A chatter instincts activated harder than when he got the Octopus. Physically cringing, I fely my soul leave my body.
It was such a cool thing to get, and then it became a living nightmare
I need some deep breaths after watching this
The first time i see the octopus i was like 'great 50 gold, huge buff for cash canon' but then the convo was about how to put the octopus on the board
@@Soundlessdh Putting it on the board was actually good, he just did it in the worst way possible.
26:06 Fuck, yeah! He sold the damn bronze textiles instead of keeping them until the end of the run.
There's no comma in-between fuck and yeah, because that would make them two different statements that contradict each other. Also I was losing my god damn mind at how he thinks they do anything... Like why does the 500 heal on it matter when you have full health??? It's shielding you for 10 and taking up two spaces on the board, Jerry!
Brother, wait till you see what he does with the ship
@@sainttrish7544 me no native english talk. Thank for correct! Fuck yeah!
He's under new management, I'm afraid
This brings back memories of 3/3 swan on turn 10
40:44 i swear he does this on purpose
It is 100% because of the temp art. His brain cannot comprehend that something with grayed out artwork could conceivably be better. They need to fix the artwork on it and I guarantee NL starts actually looking at it.
Yeb he always skips snack time for whatever magical reason.
@@Prodigial6 he needs to start playing ranked so he gets skins for the gray items. Also this means he will never play Dooley
Choosing that ship over the ganjo for 320 shield every 8 seconds is sickening. And then he didn’t even put the octopus next to the ship. I’m becoming the joker
43:52 If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks in two
They say this video was many a Type A Chatters origin stories
I don't mean this disparagingly because I totally get how you'd make the mistake, but I smiled at him specifically choosing the burn enemy with his healing build because "healing counters burn" when actually burn counters healing and he gets wiped out mercilessly.
the whole octopus shib ganjo segment gave me a stroke for the first time ever
Selling a silver cash register with cash cannon and money tree on board really itches my type A chatter keyboard
I KNOW RIGHT. HE KEPT THE FUCKING GLOBE OVER IT😭
when he upgraded the fucking octopus instead of the crook i felt a blood vessel in my head pop
To be fair as someone who hasn’t actually played I was convinced it would get multicast 12 for some reason
yes but to be fair, you gotta see what happens at least once. it's a definitely a lesson learned moment
I've also done this. The game allows you to "upgrade" legendaries, gotta try at least once to see what happens lol
@@Pashizzle500 bro it has 8 arms, 8 arms, because it's an octopus
yea but what if it became a dodecapus instead
Imagine replacing the ganjo for the octopus while still having the boat available.
This was the most painfully mistake filled run I have ever seen
Brother holding on to the silver model ship for dear life. ICANT
We're Bazaar guys, of course we try and comment as quickly as possible to fish some +2s from other cretins
+2
We're +2 guys, of course we immediately scroll down to the comments to have a quick laugh
+1
-2
+2
20:12 Darude participating in a battle of the bands.
+2
When he sold the Pawn shop I lost my mind. I literally don’t know where it’s at
Best I can do is $5
42:16 somehow he became balder after peeing
We’re bazaar guys of course we want to watch Ryan matching up against Dooley for the 50th time
Edit: Dooley ratio was fine actually I retract my comment
nl so hooked on the bazaar the thumbnails have new emotions
I lost my mind when he sold the banjo to keep the 20 shield ship in and also didn't by the freeze item that freezes whenever you use an adjacent item with the 1 second atlatl and the 8x octopus. Never punished I guess
EDIT: Because I only watch and don't play, I was unaware that the item only freezes when you use a property. Here is my apology form
Most of us watch and only play, doofus. Know what the shit does or dont backseat lmao you're the type A chatter that gets it wrong
If you can't fully understand a game just from watching it, then you're not built to be a Type A chatter. Just spam emotes or log off.
I love the muffled scream when you sell the piñata.
If he had put the crit enchant on the crook, it would've been 50% crit chance to his whole board 😭😭😭😭
does it really work like that? that's really strange
@MilkManic it gives 10% crit chance per medium item, exactly like its damage effect. It's insanely strong to hit a deadly crook
All the type A chatters screaming at their screens got to him through time and space at 58:20
17:36 I'm hunting for an energy potion every single run and bro just sold it like it's trash
The other day I was watching an older stream by nl, and I noticed his voice is changing veerrryy slowly into Hoagie from Day of the Tentacle. I suspect we'll be there in 7 years.
I've never been more type A chatter than when he took a 1 time 30% shield over +6 damage to 4 weapons EVERY SINGLE SECOND. Literally the biggest payoff the model ship could offer sitting next to the atlatl. I just cannot fathom the reasoning.
I don’t type A but him upgrading the octopus and thinking that’s why it did more damage fucking shook me to the core.
bro didn't realize every fight that he had an extra 20% max health shield at half hp... It's amazing how often NL doesn't do that fr. He always so impressive
oh my god, so many missplays, never punished
type-A chatters out in full force in this one
And they said that a 36 year old father of one who holds atm in their inventory all game couldn't do it.
wasn't fully paying attention, looked back to realise turbo ganjo wasn't in anymore. Then, I realised...
Keeping the boat in a jar instead of the turbo ganjo makes me a Type A boy
I’m loving the bazaar and ballionaire cycle that we’re getting in the feed right now
FYI if you remove all slowable weapons you can't lose to the Kiever Drone either. It'll be close but you win with NO ITEMS everytime
Its super fun to watch you have fun with this game! Please keep it going! You playing and testing things out is amazing and really makes it fun to watch! Love the gameplay!
I'm a type A chatter and the silver model ship had me scratch the bottom of my plate with a fork
I ripped out my soul when he sold that banjo. Holy shit. Please at least put the boat near the Octopus
Bro spends 10 gold on 5 chocolate bars that give 150 HP total instead of taking the 250 HP buff for free
It's crazy how obstinate he is about locking into certain algorithms whilst playing any game, seemingly just to play as fast as possible. Like, I don't see what he would lose if he took it slow and really considered his options from time to time.
I'm at 28 mins, theres NO WAY he sells the ganjo, it is an insane haste and buff item, perfect for his build.
oh buddy just wait till act 2
Youre gonna want to sit down
You missed a tinted rock
The Crashout Cannon
All cash cannon, no coin ball
Please tell me he moves membership card to the right of the pawn shop, please, I don’t even play this character and I’m watching on mobile and I still read his cards more than he does I’m losing my mind
Half the fun is reading the comments after watching.
Hey buddy just by the way if you put the Crit enchant on Crook the Crook gives +10% crit to medium items for each. You didn't have to rewrite the enchant on Cash Cannon.
11:21 "Keep the piggies, they're generating sell value for us"
So who's gonna tell him
NL bazaar videos are great but some of his decisions make me gasp like… the old NL Monster Train videos??
I am going to become a Type-A chatter
Him not putting the Deadly Enchant on the Crook at the end, which would have given all his weapons Crit instead of just the cannon, almost made me lose the rest of my hair
28:37 The Cossacks immediately after the Communists seized power in Russia
31:30 its so over, we are so back, its so over, we are so back
He LOVES this new jacket
ofcourse nl posts right when my food is ready. it's meant to be
lord forgive me but I need to go back to the old Type A me
You know he's cooked when he starts talking in banes voice
Actually impressive to not get 10 wins on this run, it's great content that's for damn sure!
what kind of dirt does ship in the bottle have on NL in order to deserve being on the board, much less even being misplaced
not imbuing the octopus with fire really ticked me off
Streamer had the crook medium starter pack and he passed on flail not once but twice
i've learned recently just how powerful radiant is in the current meta, particularly against dooleys. I am a dirty cutlass user (I found it organically, I only play the game and watch NL) and radiant on cutlass is easy 10 piece from what would be a loss. when he took radiant off the cannon I died a little bit on the inside.
This is just like early slay the spire...hes gonna make me buy the game out of sheer pride
A lot of painful plays in this one. At times I was softly scrraming at my phone as if this was Dora.
This run made me buy the game out of spite to get some resemblence of redemption
Weather Glass or Cauldron with the Sick Burn skill is practically instant use.
Dear NL, please stop calling them piggies. You're giving me the ick.
When the max HP went from like 6k to almost 30k in a couple minutes.. I was like wow this build is absolutely broken no way anyone does enough damage. lol
We love a man who's learning to have fun with his Pyg
Imagine if he had just put the octopus next to the ship and then gotten a gold victory, would've been electric, we missed the best reality
bro what was he cooking with the model ship
The pawn shops on board effect can be very powerful.
42:07 He came back balder 😭
NL: - It buffs the Cash Cannon!
Sells 0 gold chocolate bars.
As a current member and team leader at Dooley Nation LLC, I regret to inform you, Ryab "Northernlion" Letourneau, that your application to the Dooley Nation has been rejected on the grounds of besmirchment. If you did not wish to have your application to Dooley Nation become public knowledge, then we humbly apologize.
Dooley Nation out.
STOP HOLDING ON TO THE WOODEN SHIP, JUST ADMIT YOU CREATED A FIVE WEAPON BUILD!!!
Ahem... your board state was primed to dish out damage, especially when you chanced upon an octopus. Are you avoiding an easy win so that you could try to create alternate engine? If so, you are making yourself incredibly vulnerable against other players since their aims are much different.
-sent from my iPhone 13 on the Sprint Wireless Network
This is the best content on RUclips the journey is amazing
anyone else caught insomnia from NL videos cause i would watch his videos at night to sleep but he's so funny i just stay up for the whole video while laughing and saying "i love you so much"?
Nope
@thebigtexas missing out tbh
UH OH, PARASOCIAL, YOU NEED TO LOG OFFFFFFFF!
Bro gets the crazy op pawnshop early WITH money card.
Proceeds to battle without putting money card right of pawn, then sells pawn.
Hes either an idiot or farming salt comments
7:24 "I don't think it's going to define our run." *checks title* 😏