Being obsessed with raising the crit of fixer upper so that it sometimes shields for double instead of just putting out deed so that it always shields for double while also cutting its shield in half by removing balcony just to run a 10 damage yoyo was certainly something, then to top it off he blames the spiked shield for not working after he intentionally cut his shield possibility into 1/4th its max
Really Type As my Chatter when egg elects to keep bronze ship in a bottle over putting a balcony on his diamond fixer upper. At this point I choose to believe there is a supernatural allure between fathers and ships in bottles that leaves him unable to resist its compulsion. Edit: He later put the balcony on and did great! Then he took the balcony off for another bronze ship in a bottle, reducing his strongest shield item's effectiveness by over half while running a shield build. I am catatonic.
@@broken6656 And then at 37:10 he had the perfect pivot to ganjo + atlatl and he just keeps running the fixer upper into the late game. At this point, I think he needs to let chat backseat his pyg runs 😂
@@TheTechnopider Here I am struggling to win 4 days with meta Dooley builds while this neanderthal gets 6 days while fumbling the bag at every single opportunity aaaaaaa
"We can't build around the [other item].. it's, it's bronze." *said immediately after selling the item that nearly doubled the efficacy of his most important item for a bronze model ship...*
Watching the descent into madness while being a type A chatter was the funniest thing while also making me go mad, making it that much better. Loving the bazaar
I'm trying to not be type a but this one got me. In the end he never understood balcony or deed or even fixer upper. He got close but somehow lost all understanding of balcony partway through when he said why are we getting more shield in combat
I was getting concerned that we would lose the fun runs where he doesn't know what he's doing because he became more competent. I have no fear of that now.
he has a vending machine and his inventory is full, he's changing his build every hour, item effects are going straight through his brain without sticking, it's true cinema
Lol he has two items that would double the value of his shield, but he decided that a 25% chance to maybe get double shields was better and then sold every part of his machine.
this is stupid but I love how NL refers to Vanessa and Dooley by name like normal but for some reason can't accept that Pygmalion is a name and insists on calling him "The Pyg"
Once you got the balcony down, the bird would be much better than the jewelry, +1 multicast, protection against poison, and three triggers for model ship compared to insignificant shielding and less triggers
some one tell this guy multicast counts as multiple uses. he passed up about 16 different instances to use an item that charges off adjacent items but refused to use multicast items next to them. not only that but my brother in Christ bought an item, said "we need something that gets used often to put next to it" and then immediately rerolled away more damage items (the things he was looking for overall)
he exists in a state of both knowing and unknowing this. In the last vid I watch he also had ship in a bottle. He got the Octopus with 8X multicast and said "Oh this will be good to proc ship with" and then ran with it all game... except he didn't put it adjacent to it.
I like watching this game, and I like listening to NL being NL, but I dunno if I can keep watching this. Did he forgot Fixer Upper's shield is based on its value? He can't have, because he see Balcony and knows it'll buff it, so I don't see how he can conclude that proccing the ship for 10 (and another 10 from the Jewel box) can be better than doubling its shield when it goes off. It doesn't make any sense. It is maddening. I am going mad. I'm not coming here with any special Bazar knowledge, all I know about this game is from watching about 2/3rds of NL's vids on it. Edit: Then later he's got Deed sitting in his pack with Billboard on the board. I know Billboard adds value per day, but in combat it's giving +25% to Fixer upper doing double shielding, while Deed would just automatically double it, and would leave a space free for a small item. He keeps begging for Fixer upper to crit, but he could just have every hit be a crit! Edit 2: Oh, he just sold Deed and Balcony for a ship in a bottle. My mind has shattered like glass.
Just a tip for pyg, if you get diamond booby trap, you can pretty much permafreeze opponent's boards with landscraper and vineyard in combo with yo-yo (or the bird can make it happen as well), basically and infinite chain of using properties. I mean even on your last day, if you had pivoted to buying that ATM that you saw, rock the fixer upper/Snow Globe/ATM/Booby Trap you might have been able to lock down most boards at that point.
yep, the only fight he won was when he froze everything on the board but then he immediately went like "I think this build doesn't work". never change, mr. egg, never change
selling the value doubler was the nail in the coffin. btw there's a small tool that raises the value of the item to left every time you enter a shop.. i played a similar build today and at least got a 8 wins silver win
That was the nicest run ever, from completing unknowingly the exodia with all shield/freeze, two times selling the scaling maxhp item, i loved all of it! Best NL Comedy, thanks for the entertainment!
29:07 some of these plays are really beyond my understanding. Instead of doubling the worth of the fixer upper, with that almost doubling the shield it gives and reducing its cooldown, he uses the the ship for 10 extra shield everytime he uses the fixer upper
me screaming: no no no please read it read the ship aaaiggghh me later that night, finally rage buying The Bazaar: I’m not crazy, am I? me getting 2 straight Pyg 10 pieces and then a Vanessa 10: ok, ok, phew, oh my god I rage bought a game!? NL IS A MARKETING GENIUS.
yes, please distract me from my Corona-induced misery, thank you, eggman. edit: pyg items but a Vanessa pic on the board made me think I finally lost it to the fever, don't do me like this 😭 edit 2: 11:02 he finally noticed as well!!
"Poison is our biggest weakness" *5 minutes later* "We don't really need the big heal if our shield is big enough" Guys. I'm starting to identify with the Type A chatters. Send help
It has to be a feat to go from deed and balconey reading them and then sellibg them i how i i dont i i cant put ibto qorj3ndirn wtf did i watch its a dumpster fire holy moly
Bro is playing the Pyg while rocking the Vanessa avatar. Guess he really likes that "all cannon, no ball" voiceline
he paints his shit red
It's the best of both world
Pyg gameplay with Vanessa one-liners
He's a big fan of the Wicked Switch of the West
Stay pegged, brother
@@ladamedesaraignees1764 Stay Pyg'd
He paints his shit red, and he doesn't use paint
ha ha Ha Ha HA HA
he’s allergic to doubling the value of his items
He's allergic to reading
@@Sylvestror he reads and understands for about 2 minutes, then his mind just flushes it to make room for more model ship plays.
Being obsessed with raising the crit of fixer upper so that it sometimes shields for double instead of just putting out deed so that it always shields for double while also cutting its shield in half by removing balcony just to run a 10 damage yoyo was certainly something, then to top it off he blames the spiked shield for not working after he intentionally cut his shield possibility into 1/4th its max
Really Type As my Chatter when egg elects to keep bronze ship in a bottle over putting a balcony on his diamond fixer upper. At this point I choose to believe there is a supernatural allure between fathers and ships in bottles that leaves him unable to resist its compulsion.
Edit: He later put the balcony on and did great! Then he took the balcony off for another bronze ship in a bottle, reducing his strongest shield item's effectiveness by over half while running a shield build. I am catatonic.
I almost had to turn the video off when he sold deed and balcony at 29:10
It's a bad day to be a type A andy
@@broken6656 And then at 37:10 he had the perfect pivot to ganjo + atlatl and he just keeps running the fixer upper into the late game. At this point, I think he needs to let chat backseat his pyg runs 😂
@@broken6656 I've just had to pause for a little bit to catch my breath. That sale was staggering. Truly mind-boggling stuff.
This bald man makes Type A Chatters CRY with his vibe based goldfish memory gameplay. Find out how He does it HERE:
4 straight wins to a mind boggling pivot, hate to see it
Hmm 2x shield and 10% cool down reduction, orrr 10 extra shield every 2.7 seconds. Tough choice.
Surely doubling it further with the deed wouldnt be very bullish either
@@TheTechnopider Here I am struggling to win 4 days with meta Dooley builds while this neanderthal gets 6 days while fumbling the bag at every single opportunity aaaaaaa
It's kinda driving me nuts
@@oscarlaurie8879he doesn't play ranked
all the man knows how to do is ruin his build at every possible opportunity
His obsession with the model ship actually drives me mad. he got rid of 100 shield for 10 to buff a yoyo
Yeah but what if he paints his model ship red?
@@umbaupause how will he do it? He said he doesn't use paint...
Dude the model ship is in the loading screen it's an insta pick always
"We can't build around the [other item].. it's, it's bronze."
*said immediately after selling the item that nearly doubled the efficacy of his most important item for a bronze model ship...*
This man saying a skill would get things popping then not even five seconds later saying it’s too early for skills had me rolling.
I paint my pyg red
but i don't use shit
@@jackson-rq6uw holy +2
@29:08 "were actually just gonna rip the whole bandaid off." brother thats not a bandaid, thats flesh. congrats on your horrific new wound
That last pivot was the most psycho thing I've ever seen. It just pivoted to literally nothing
Petition to remove ship in a bottle from the game
I am 3:49 into the video and I only now realized that this is not in fact a vanessa run.
Better than me. I'm halfway through atm and I still don't know.
The Type A chatter is SCREAMING at me like the green goblin mask
Getting rid of “heal equal to your shield” and then dying to poison is poetry.
Not all Jabellians paint their ships red!😊
Watching the descent into madness while being a type A chatter was the funniest thing while also making me go mad, making it that much better. Loving the bazaar
Gas leak theory is back on the menu boys
We're employed guys. Of course we're summoned by NL during lunch.
aint that the truth
Unemployed 😞
We're unemployed guys. Are you guys hiring?
Employed guy here, we're always hiring if you want to move to small town Northern B.C. brother
I'm trying to not be type a but this one got me. In the end he never understood balcony or deed or even fixer upper. He got close but somehow lost all understanding of balcony partway through when he said why are we getting more shield in combat
I was getting concerned that we would lose the fun runs where he doesn't know what he's doing because he became more competent. I have no fear of that now.
Bro had 5 different great builds and couldn't commit to a single one
Why you dance with the one that brought
he has a vending machine and his inventory is full, he's changing his build every hour, item effects are going straight through his brain without sticking, it's true cinema
Why does he love the ship in a bottle so fucking much I'm losing my mind
this might be the most cooked episode he has ever released
Ship of Theseus build goes hard
How many times can you remove the builds most crucial elements and it still be a build
he needs chat to tell him to read the fixer upper so bad
It's not bad he just doesn't understand how to buff it
@@michaelhemmelgarn2987 that's OP's point, yeah
Lol he has two items that would double the value of his shield, but he decided that a 25% chance to maybe get double shields was better and then sold every part of his machine.
we dance with the one that brought us brother
He danced with 100 here and lost...
Don't fuck with egg, his body is a machine that turns value synergy into no scale stall
I demand 5 more bazzar vids by the end of the day
Beastmode, I am afraid.
i dont know how much more i can hold the type A in me back when i see him ignore anything that synergizes with item value
this is stupid but I love how NL refers to Vanessa and Dooley by name like normal but for some reason can't accept that Pygmalion is a name and insists on calling him "The Pyg"
Once you got the balcony down, the bird would be much better than the jewelry, +1 multicast, protection against poison, and three triggers for model ship compared to insignificant shielding and less triggers
Don't worry, he makes far worse decisions as the video goes on 😂
No scaling, no damage, no sustain and no win condition. Not even a plan. Not even concepts of a plan. How does he do it
some one tell this guy multicast counts as multiple uses. he passed up about 16 different instances to use an item that charges off adjacent items but refused to use multicast items next to them. not only that but my brother in Christ bought an item, said "we need something that gets used often to put next to it" and then immediately rerolled away more damage items (the things he was looking for overall)
he exists in a state of both knowing and unknowing this. In the last vid I watch he also had ship in a bottle. He got the Octopus with 8X multicast and said "Oh this will be good to proc ship with" and then ran with it all game... except he didn't put it adjacent to it.
This was by far the funniest run. The constant switching and confusion was too much😭
its so fucking wild just having no goddamn idea what run he's talking about because these are posted in completely random order
These videos activate my type A chatter like never before. I'm convinced it's a psyop to get people to buy the game before it becomes f2p.
31 minutes of bronze Spiky Shield not getting an upgrade before selling it. Two minutes later, buying a bronze Spiky Shield. Poetic
he should have danced with the one that brought him
Some people have build paralysis, NL has build ADHD
as a lesbian, ive never been more attracted to pyg
I like watching this game, and I like listening to NL being NL, but I dunno if I can keep watching this. Did he forgot Fixer Upper's shield is based on its value? He can't have, because he see Balcony and knows it'll buff it, so I don't see how he can conclude that proccing the ship for 10 (and another 10 from the Jewel box) can be better than doubling its shield when it goes off. It doesn't make any sense. It is maddening. I am going mad. I'm not coming here with any special Bazar knowledge, all I know about this game is from watching about 2/3rds of NL's vids on it. Edit: Then later he's got Deed sitting in his pack with Billboard on the board. I know Billboard adds value per day, but in combat it's giving +25% to Fixer upper doing double shielding, while Deed would just automatically double it, and would leave a space free for a small item. He keeps begging for Fixer upper to crit, but he could just have every hit be a crit! Edit 2: Oh, he just sold Deed and Balcony for a ship in a bottle. My mind has shattered like glass.
7 second atlal juicing the yoyo, stay pygged king
He’s in the sandstorm vs the roc with two weapons at day 8…
An extra 5 dmg every 7 seconds at day 8…
I didn’t realize I was a type a chatter until I watched this video
This might be the worst run I’ve seen on RUclips and I still watched all of it.
I did hear Jebalians were pacifists
Frostmaxxing icecel
Just a tip for pyg, if you get diamond booby trap, you can pretty much permafreeze opponent's boards with landscraper and vineyard in combo with yo-yo (or the bird can make it happen as well), basically and infinite chain of using properties. I mean even on your last day, if you had pivoted to buying that ATM that you saw, rock the fixer upper/Snow Globe/ATM/Booby Trap you might have been able to lock down most boards at that point.
glad to see pygmalion was comfortable enough to transition for NL's run ❤
The look of horror on my face when he puts the spiked shield in over the snow globe
yep, the only fight he won was when he froze everything on the board but then he immediately went like "I think this build doesn't work". never change, mr. egg, never change
i’ve never felt the need to comment on videos before this damn game. Seething so hard. Maybe the type A chatter blood is in all of us
selling the value doubler was the nail in the coffin. btw there's a small tool that raises the value of the item to left every time you enter a shop.. i played a similar build today and at least got a 8 wins silver win
Pygnessa be like: Not all Jabellians sink like a boulder
We dance with every single build on the dance floor
That was the nicest run ever, from completing unknowingly the exodia with all shield/freeze, two times selling the scaling maxhp item, i loved all of it! Best NL Comedy, thanks for the entertainment!
29:07 some of these plays are really beyond my understanding. Instead of doubling the worth of the fixer upper, with that almost doubling the shield it gives and reducing its cooldown, he uses the the ship for 10 extra shield everytime he uses the fixer upper
28:53 it strikes again
this is what happens when my goat doesn't marry his build by day 4, you hate to see it.
If you go shield you've got to take a heal for anti poison
How many videos did he record in that outfit holyyy
AI could never create a video causing this much damage to my mental state
We're Keith Richards guys, of course we'll never be your beasts of burden.
me screaming: no no no please read it read the ship aaaiggghh
me later that night, finally rage buying The Bazaar: I’m not crazy, am I?
me getting 2 straight Pyg 10 pieces and then a Vanessa 10: ok, ok, phew, oh my god I rage bought a game!? NL IS A MARKETING GENIUS.
14:40 im SCREAMING "POISON, POISON THO, POISON THO."
+2
And then he loses later on to poison... it's like poetry, it rhymes
another tough watch, thank you
hes finally at the point of playing a game too fast so hes frustratingly bad at it
Losing the lead with a shield property, a balcony, and the deed setting you up to pivot to a better property. This was a missed 10 piece me thinks
yes, please distract me from my Corona-induced misery, thank you, eggman.
edit: pyg items but a Vanessa pic on the board made me think I finally lost it to the fever, don't do me like this 😭
edit 2: 11:02 he finally noticed as well!!
8:53 this guy takes the model ship pill 11/10 times
We are lunch guys. Of course we watch the video eating a bruschetta dipped in mama liz's chilli oil
Pyg is not this guy's tempo
Why is pyg vanessa?
Hrt does wonders
"Poison is our biggest weakness"
*5 minutes later*
"We don't really need the big heal if our shield is big enough"
Guys. I'm starting to identify with the Type A chatters. Send help
Day 6. Two large upgraded, 2 medium.
ONE SKILL. ONE....
The bird would have cast 3 heals and triggered the ship 3 times
23:40 Brother you're missing a lot of things...
Like my crew says at the bar, "Another round!" 🐷
who's gonna tell him what happens when you upgrade spike shield? (+10 shield is all, lol)
Why's he Vanessa when he's playing pyg?
HRT
Lmao
One day NL will commit to a property build
His obsession w random inefficient items like model ship, is exactly why I can’t stop coming back
Losing to so many poison builds after selling the healing bird with 3 multicast was karma.
I don't understand, how does he get pig items while playing Vanessa ?
10:54 Oh it's a bug, ok
imagine not putting the balcony in at 8:53
Time to watch rarran. This hurt to see
I'm just tryin' to chill and put this on as background noise. Dude activated my type A chatter halfway through.
They're calling it one the most philosophically sound crashouts of all time.
others: analyzing plays
me: pogging regardless
bro pivoted so much he went in circles
Waiting for 12:00pm central the past few days like a FIEND refreshing my home page looking for these videos.
I’m crying oh my god
We're bazaar guys, of course our Pyg shits red.
There better be another one uploaded by the time I finish this one
9:12 just get rid of the ship man. Lol
Ship in a bottle vs textile WTF
Either you scale a fixer upper or you sell it once you fixed it up just Like in real life
It has to be a feat to go from deed and balconey reading them and then sellibg them i how i i dont i i cant put ibto qorj3ndirn wtf did i watch its a dumpster fire holy moly