Cutaway Compilation Season 14 - Family Guy (Part 3)

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024

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  • @charmeleon3680
    @charmeleon3680 3 года назад +1780

    “Housing for registered sex offenders”
    *WHEEZE*

    • @NATETHEHATE819
      @NATETHEHATE819 3 года назад +75

      I thought it was going to say “ the international house of pancakes”.

    • @Dabigboii
      @Dabigboii 3 года назад +78

      Worse is that the teachers aren’t surprised by it
      *that means there is more of them who went to the same way*

    • @FUKKDAC
      @FUKKDAC 3 года назад +13

      It’s not that bad except you sleep in cells and get humped sometimes if your not careful

    • @cryoflip5841
      @cryoflip5841 2 года назад +7

      The weirdest part is they seemed to already have given him a gryfindor tie

    • @sohailape
      @sohailape 2 года назад +3

      @@cryoflip5841 knowing Peter, he probably killed a senior and took his tie

  • @thelazygamer2195
    @thelazygamer2195 3 года назад +1513

    “I defy you to tell me exactly what’s wrong with this.”
    *EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH IT.*

    • @swagmaster699
      @swagmaster699 3 года назад +65

      I don't even know where to start...

    • @luisvilleda4616
      @luisvilleda4616 3 года назад +50

      No one got hurt, no living animals were hurt, it didn't involve other persons, there was no breach of contracts of any type... what's wrong again ?

    • @Ydun
      @Ydun 3 года назад +138

      @@luisvilleda4616 that was a male pheasant, they dont lay eggs

    • @DrewFilms05
      @DrewFilms05 3 года назад +31

      That's what makes it hard to define what EXACTLY is wrong with it

    • @track1219
      @track1219 3 года назад +3

      This was my favorite!

  • @runningrock124
    @runningrock124 3 года назад +1556

    that egg laying scene will stick with me for years.

    • @sethlebeaux5556
      @sethlebeaux5556 3 года назад +72

      Tell me tell me what's wrong with it lol

    • @runningrock124
      @runningrock124 3 года назад +51

      @@sethlebeaux5556 nothing, just saying it's burned into my mind.

    • @sethlebeaux5556
      @sethlebeaux5556 3 года назад +56

      @@runningrock124 oh no that was a joke remember after it happened peter looked at the camera and said I defy you to tell me what's wrong with this. So I was just making that joke in response to your post

    • @teenfromtexas7579
      @teenfromtexas7579 3 года назад +18

      I defy to tell me exactly what's wrong with this.

    • @MrPhantaze
      @MrPhantaze 3 года назад +3

      @@teenfromtexas7579 it means if i reckon he expects you cant prove its wrong

  • @mousermind
    @mousermind 3 года назад +566

    I, too, am allergic to lava. I tend to have a fatal reaction to any lava making contact with my skin, or through ingestion.

    • @BakaTaco
      @BakaTaco 3 года назад +47

      Sorry to be the guy to say it, but you are really missing out. Lava tastes delicious. Some people say it burns, others say it's spicy, and even more people say that it ignites your whole entire body before you get the chance to put it near your mouth.

    • @CappyZappy
      @CappyZappy 3 года назад +9

      Lava is pretty sour to me- For some reason when I merely put it near my body, I start to melt?? It tastes sour, and goes through my stomach, but I’m not allergic.

    • @bees_man
      @bees_man 3 года назад +5

      I think I’m allergic to lava too, very time I ingest it it burns really bad

    • @0mega717
      @0mega717 3 года назад +3

      Maybe I’m just weird… but I usually find lava to be sweet, almost tart. What I’ve found is that the volcanos on the eastern side of the world have more sweet lava, while western is more tart.

    • @noodles6112
      @noodles6112 3 года назад +1

      Really? Mine is savoury and spicy, kinda like a curry, i eat it with rice and chicken, try it

  • @orionette6898
    @orionette6898 3 года назад +56

    "I know about Maurice"
    "Which Maurice"

  • @michma121
    @michma121 3 года назад +397

    "This is terrible! Get me my agent!"
    "He's uh... he's probably not gonna answer either."
    "Well, this is crazy. What happened? Oh... I remember what happened."

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 3 года назад +7

      I'm a tad retarded, I think I know what ths joke is, but can you tell me anyway

    • @MtDuckford
      @MtDuckford 3 года назад +51

      @@Resi1ience Jewish people filled those roles. (No offence to Jewish people intended :) )

    • @michma121
      @michma121 3 года назад +6

      @@MtDuckford What he said.

    • @zander1500
      @zander1500 3 года назад +9

      Thank you for taking your time to type this even tho everyone watching heard it..

    • @Ktr-1142-ema
      @Ktr-1142-ema 3 года назад +2

      That lightbulb was on a dimmer switch

  • @lemonlordrpgs
    @lemonlordrpgs 3 года назад +150

    5:30 to be fair: Telling someone your son is dead is, aside from being a really tragic thing in your life that could happen, really horrible small talk.

    • @redandblue1013
      @redandblue1013 3 года назад +10

      That’s why she was also in the class lol 😂

    • @Ashelybee
      @Ashelybee 3 года назад

      Man I'm sorry her son died on that cloudy day

    • @fredmercury1314
      @fredmercury1314 2 года назад +1

      My work colleague: "I lost my cat last month."
      Me: "You didn't lose him. He probably just left because he hates you. You are kind of insufferable."
      My work colleague: [leaves room in tears]
      My other work colleague: "Her cat is actually dead."
      Me: "Is it just me or did the atmosphere change in here?"

  • @CoIe4
    @CoIe4 Год назад +22

    “It sure is cloudy today.”
    “Good. You could have also responded to Jannett who said her son died.”
    “I’m sorry your son died on such a cloudy day.” 😂

  • @DoomSkuller
    @DoomSkuller 3 года назад +138

    Tbh
    Uncle Dan looks like he could be Peter's real dad's brother and Uncle Neil could be Francis' brother

  • @haruhirogrimgar6047
    @haruhirogrimgar6047 3 года назад +446

    I think this video is substantive enough evidence Family Guy beyond the early seasons can be hilarious (very hit or miss but every now and again we get sh"t like "I'm sorry your son died on such a cloudy day.")

    • @RoboCobeh
      @RoboCobeh 3 года назад +18

      There's definitely tons of gems hidden around in the later seasons, just there's an ever increasing pile of garbage to dig through the later you get in.

    • @colesandick446
      @colesandick446 3 года назад +6

      Not only that, I’d argue the later seasons are objectively better. Don’t let consensus dictate your opinion.

    • @JohnnoNonno
      @JohnnoNonno 3 года назад +1

      There's nothing funny in that line lmao

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 3 года назад +7

      @@JohnnoNonno Because if you take the quote out of context it loses its value. But in context that line is hilarious.

    • @silversonic99
      @silversonic99 2 года назад +1

      Yeah but the problem that these are 2-3 mins of quality content in a 22 minute episode

  • @Nhatanh0475
    @Nhatanh0475 3 года назад +67

    3:10
    Peter: "I defy you to tell me exactly what wrong with it"
    Me: I only one word
    *bestialities*

    • @snail-q6107
      @snail-q6107 2 года назад

      And what’s wrong with that?

    • @UnknownLord711
      @UnknownLord711 2 года назад +7

      @@snail-q6107 the fact animals can't really consent.
      But the thing is this is a cartoon and that pheasant is sentient so I don't care

    • @pighater1111
      @pighater1111 2 года назад +4

      @@snail-q6107
      **literaly everything**

    • @fredmercury1314
      @fredmercury1314 2 года назад

      @@UnknownLord711 Who says animals can't consent? Pretty sure if they didn't want it you'd know. They have teeth and stuff.

    • @Zero-ob8in
      @Zero-ob8in Год назад

      ​@@fredmercury1314think, seek help

  • @jeffgoldblunt
    @jeffgoldblunt 3 года назад +35

    3:04 genuinely the funniest shit I've seen in a while

  • @ruairiodonohoe2533
    @ruairiodonohoe2533 3 года назад +26

    Which Maurice? Peter being gay is hilarious

  • @jaykay8426
    @jaykay8426 3 года назад +19

    3:00 I was expecting him to find swiper the fox, but I guess this works too.

  • @joecool1435
    @joecool1435 3 года назад +33

    Geez that Hawaii one is way to painfully accurate

  • @STS767
    @STS767 2 года назад +2

    3:23 everything

  • @Error-kd4dq
    @Error-kd4dq 3 года назад +16

    Why tf does Stewie look so much like Jacksepticeye at 1:44

  • @4pex681
    @4pex681 3 года назад +8

    "WHICH MAURICE"

  • @ConnorMiller417
    @ConnorMiller417 Месяц назад +2

    “Housing for registered sex offenders!” 😂😂😂😂
    Had it been Quagmire, it would’ve fit even better and also would’ve been way more hilarious.

  • @millennialskeleton2504
    @millennialskeleton2504 3 года назад +7

    4:54 they should have put a camera in the reflection of the mirror

  • @bmoreguy862
    @bmoreguy862 3 года назад +52

    Funniest scene ever

    • @energyrider3672
      @energyrider3672 3 года назад +6

      Which scene

    • @energyrider3672
      @energyrider3672 3 года назад

      @ffa ww ?

    • @HK4712
      @HK4712 3 года назад +1

      @@energyrider3672 Yes

    • @Dunkduckdunk
      @Dunkduckdunk 3 года назад +1

      @@energyrider3672 the one scene

    • @xr.3102
      @xr.3102 3 года назад

      @@energyrider3672 yeah you know the one scene that is funny

  • @rinmatsuoka8963
    @rinmatsuoka8963 3 года назад +2

    0:40 don't feel bad Peter, Bryan Singer is with you

  • @TergoLive
    @TergoLive 3 года назад +6

    Lol the pheasant on the glass was too much but hella funny haha 😂

  • @gamermixy.t3664
    @gamermixy.t3664 3 года назад +5

    Ohhhhhh I remember
    me thinking : They are all dead 😂😂😂😂

  • @cadefenster2453
    @cadefenster2453 Год назад +6

    2:19 this shouldn't be funny but it's hilarious. 😂

  • @jimsouth5203
    @jimsouth5203 3 года назад +30

    The music at the end really hit hard the emotions it makes you feel are so conflicting. Is it cool and laid back or is it sad under the surface

    • @xandercage2388
      @xandercage2388 3 года назад +1

      Weird.. I was thinking the same. I'm going with sad but it could be amplifying my own emotions. To others it's probably cool and laid back

    • @bobbyjamabo3296
      @bobbyjamabo3296 2 года назад

      Feels man 🤧❤️

    • @nocturnalnun
      @nocturnalnun 2 года назад

      Sounds like a remix to RuneScape music.

    • @RolzareTTV
      @RolzareTTV 2 года назад

      Bro how is it sad. Shit sounds fire more than anything like I can deadass spit a verse to it

  • @forssi1
    @forssi1 3 года назад +6

    First time I saw the sorting hat one I was on the edge on my seat right after the first "Slytherin" and just bursted out laughing when it went HOUSING... 🤣🤣🤣
    Couldn't even hear the whole joke.

  • @cpurssey982
    @cpurssey982 2 года назад +3

    03:22 That's a male pheasant... That's whats "wrong with this" 🤣.

  • @silverragecx
    @silverragecx 2 года назад +2

    That egg laying scene just gave me Interspecies reviewers flash backs

  • @MsFranksc
    @MsFranksc 3 года назад +1

    If I wanted you to be dead, you'd be dead. Pretty cool line honestly.

  • @bennmawoneke516
    @bennmawoneke516 2 года назад +1

    “Im sorry your son died on a cloudy day” 😂😂😂

  • @xavierwhitcraft1310
    @xavierwhitcraft1310 3 года назад +3

    Family guy made a joke about Blueberry Hill NJ damn that’s literally a minute from my house.

  • @alfierowenaw5827
    @alfierowenaw5827 3 года назад +3

    Pan Up, Pan Down, French Song, The End

  • @sanzo8100
    @sanzo8100 2 месяца назад

    The guy who asked Stewie if he wanted coke was actually his rehab coach testing him. Rehab coach as Stewie shook him: Ok we definitely have more work to do with you Griffin.

  • @israelburr1661
    @israelburr1661 2 года назад +1

    That Harry Potter scene got my @ss dying 😂

  • @swapnilnath
    @swapnilnath 3 года назад +4

    3:32 can anyone tell me the reference??

  • @bradendorsey1963
    @bradendorsey1963 3 года назад +1

    3:12 was something else

  • @Liechtenstein_real
    @Liechtenstein_real 2 года назад

    The kid saying "im just gonna stand here and wear a shirt that looks like a jacket" sounds ferb from phenias and ferb

  • @thebeatdemon7743
    @thebeatdemon7743 3 года назад +6

    I honestly thought that the hat was gonna say International House of Pancakes. I was so wrong.

  • @TimpossibleOne
    @TimpossibleOne 3 месяца назад

    You're right Joe, talking about your dead son isn't exactly "Small talk"

  • @wunderwaffen273
    @wunderwaffen273 Год назад +1

    The pheasant should've been a pokegirl

  • @asshat8892
    @asshat8892 3 года назад +34

    0:40 plot twist: Peter just got drunk and pissed In public

  • @moonlight_stoner_666
    @moonlight_stoner_666 3 года назад +1

    3:04
    One of us!
    One of us!
    One of us!

  • @TrainHunter94YT
    @TrainHunter94YT 2 года назад

    "I know about Maurice."
    *"Which Maurice?"*

  • @sssylviie
    @sssylviie Месяц назад

    that egg scene got me bricked up

  • @InThaSwayne
    @InThaSwayne 3 года назад +1

    That uncles scene 😂😂😂

  • @Kenzibot26
    @Kenzibot26 3 года назад +3

    0:26 thumbnail

  • @claytonjohnpeak
    @claytonjohnpeak 2 года назад +3

    Why’d the rooster lay an egg

  • @toainsully
    @toainsully 3 года назад +10

    0:10 Gacha Life in a nutshell

  • @josmclove4426
    @josmclove4426 2 года назад

    "Yeah now turn around and lay an egg on that glass"😝😜😋

  • @LarvaHeroes
    @LarvaHeroes Год назад

    I'm sorry your son died on such a cloudly day 😂😂

  • @lilhenny6400
    @lilhenny6400 2 года назад +2

    I love the Hogwarts one

  • @yourDecisi0n
    @yourDecisi0n 2 года назад +1

    Well, hello I'm Maurice

  • @hypermaker4204
    @hypermaker4204 3 года назад +1

    Family guy dose Harry potter: oh what no big teeth for the British

  • @dominikdickey4906
    @dominikdickey4906 Год назад +1

    2:54 I just don't understand. What exactly did he expect to find *other* than a bunch of blueberries? I mean, you'd think the *name* of the location would explain itself...

  • @mike91mdk45
    @mike91mdk45 Год назад

    Long in the short places, short in the long places

  • @johnphilliptecson3793
    @johnphilliptecson3793 3 года назад +6

    Hi !

  • @AyakaruJuuhachi
    @AyakaruJuuhachi 3 месяца назад

    The guy at 2:36 sounds like Hoot

  • @MR.Lad-9867
    @MR.Lad-9867 2 года назад

    I like how the rushen doesn’t say anything about the deaths about the comedy righters and his judge

  • @emperornapoleon6204
    @emperornapoleon6204 3 года назад

    Looks like Peter got into Herbert’s house!!

  • @doctorawesomeness6922
    @doctorawesomeness6922 3 года назад +5

    0:40 Housing for registered sex offenders!

  • @RPM315-frfr
    @RPM315-frfr 2 года назад

    3:19 i wonder why this is most replayed.

  • @tyleracimovic823
    @tyleracimovic823 2 года назад +2

    3:00

  • @Sksk27547
    @Sksk27547 2 года назад

    Germany part is hilarious

  • @davidponseigo8811
    @davidponseigo8811 Год назад

    Greatest Show On Earth.

  • @RonJohn63
    @RonJohn63 2 месяца назад

    "I'm sorry your son died on such a cloudy day."
    Would you have been sorry if he died on a sunny day?

  • @NoName-hi7qo
    @NoName-hi7qo 3 года назад +1

    Why someone would have a conversation about the passing of a person?
    Or why say "I'm sorry" like it's you who are the cause of their death.

  • @OmeroPerez
    @OmeroPerez 3 года назад

    THE PHEASANT!!!

  • @MiMi-Elona
    @MiMi-Elona 3 года назад +3

    The End !!
    were will it end👌👌💯👍

  • @bobcobby8801
    @bobcobby8801 2 года назад

    I’m joe at the end all the time 😂😂

  • @brandonmaddox4862
    @brandonmaddox4862 3 года назад +1

    I know about Maurice
    Which Maurice?
    Damn

  • @bittertruth4847
    @bittertruth4847 5 месяцев назад

    "which Maurice"

  • @alexmiranda6107
    @alexmiranda6107 3 года назад +1

    Everything is wrong with pheasant on the glass

  • @jonasp.30
    @jonasp.30 3 года назад +3

    3:21 the egg white is white and not yellow like it should be

  • @SteezyKyung
    @SteezyKyung 3 года назад

    That is what all of Florida dresses like

  • @EmeraldView
    @EmeraldView 2 месяца назад

    I want to learn how to small talk like Joe

  • @rosehearttoxic1691
    @rosehearttoxic1691 Год назад

    3:16 I find nothing wrong with this

  • @edra2005
    @edra2005 2 года назад

    At least Peter gets free housing

  • @oscarlindelof1736
    @oscarlindelof1736 3 года назад

    Ironic Epcot center has all those

  • @HappyDude1
    @HappyDude1 2 года назад

    I could use a class for small talk

  • @AhmedAli-zy8st
    @AhmedAli-zy8st 2 года назад

    omg I didn't realise that this is mirror cased

  • @keatonburton6064
    @keatonburton6064 2 года назад +1

    Slytherin!
    Hufflepuff!
    *Housing for Registered Sex Offenders!*

  • @kyprianwojciechowski1843
    @kyprianwojciechowski1843 2 года назад

    Too bad that is a male pheasant - a rooster lol - that’s what’s wrong’ 😂

  • @GalenNight
    @GalenNight 3 месяца назад

    0:40-0:45

  • @thephilosoraptor8565
    @thephilosoraptor8565 Месяц назад

    That pheasant had the colours of a male btw

  • @targetwheels3302
    @targetwheels3302 2 года назад

    Fact of the day: Every market in Africa is black market

  • @flakko.5382
    @flakko.5382 2 года назад

    What’s that outro beat? I like how it sounds

  • @doggybile1481
    @doggybile1481 2 года назад

    3:12 is idk

  • @samballs-n5u
    @samballs-n5u Год назад

    classic peter with his eggs'

  • @desertfoxxx98
    @desertfoxxx98 2 года назад

    That pheasant is male.... Townies.

    • @vegvisir9276
      @vegvisir9276 Год назад

      its illegal to assume genders these days

  • @ShadowtheRonin
    @ShadowtheRonin 3 года назад

    Cowboys and Indians and Indians is brilliant.

  • @keiem5263
    @keiem5263 Год назад

    @0:28

  • @brick2751
    @brick2751 3 года назад

    Why are random clips on this channel always mirrored

  • @GalenNight
    @GalenNight Год назад

    3:32-3:51

  • @GRosa250
    @GRosa250 3 года назад

    I could probably use that class on small talk. I hate small talk

  • @Jesus-js3ec
    @Jesus-js3ec 2 года назад

    this whole comment section is just people quoting lines from the video

  • @Mommy_Makima20
    @Mommy_Makima20 3 года назад +13

    That pheasant was a male

  • @tyrannosaurussex4225
    @tyrannosaurussex4225 3 года назад +5

    Comment 2

  • @jamessmith-gf2vk
    @jamessmith-gf2vk 3 года назад +762

    "Joe you need to take a class on small talk"
    "You're not gonna believe this I'm in one" I lost it😂

    • @jordanmcc8629
      @jordanmcc8629 3 года назад +48

      I’m sorry your son died on such a cloudy day

    • @abhisahni7880
      @abhisahni7880 3 года назад +6

      It's literally so fuckin funny hahahaha 🤣

    • @RUmlas
      @RUmlas 3 года назад +5

      It's sure is cloudy today. 🤣 The worst thing to talk about, that and "what do you do for a living?"

    • @AndrewVaillant
      @AndrewVaillant 2 года назад +3

      This is peak Joe no cap 😂😂😭😭😭

  • @freyavonblah
    @freyavonblah 2 года назад

    3:21
    Everything