‘Rational Geographic’ Their competitor is ‘Irrational Geographic’. ‘Upon hearing of their trip to Africa, the team decided to throw all caution to the wind and have a wild time.’
@@dboot8886 no that’s comedy. You have to be extremely stupid to cancel life insurance. And you also have to be stupid to not insure your products from damage.
@@franciswinters-mccallan2504 the lights shut off and all of the doors open. a music box cover of toreador march plays as you see the glowing eyes and mouth of Tim Lawrence. after a while, it stops. you feel safe for a brief moment until Tim Lawrence lunges at you, screeching, and kills you. "Don't ask questions." He says, leaving no trace of the murder that took place.
I swear that's a bit of a ghost stories reference at 5:19.. I know what the obvious joke is but the voice they chose for rabbit feels so similar to the "Touch me" rabbit..
After not watching the show for over 7 years I forgot how funny and dirty some of the cutaways are “ roger perhaps you should try pushing with your shoulder and not your fist “ 🤣🤣🤣 hilarious
If you haven't watched in 7 years and this comment is 2 years old, you're missing the best seasons. It's only gotten more creative and better as it's gone on.
What a missed opportunity. I was hoping the house keeper would be that one old lady that constantly says: “oh no no no.” Edit: I'm sorry, but no. I did not know her name. Please excuse me for being uncultured. (I've received enough replies to know her name now.)
what i have seen about mickey mouse in family guy is - he can hunt other mice without feeling remorse in killing his own kind - Has a sex life in abandoned houses - He gets diarrhea from shrimp that makes his own cruise ship
@@joshuaa7813 The absolute top NBA player for his era who played 13 seasons for the Boston Celtics between the late 70's and the early 90's during the Celtics/Lakers rivalry.
0:46 hey guys, I recognize this scene because it's a reference to a movie I don't remember the name very well. I do know it's about a girl that has a rich father and the guy that works for her family is blonde and they're both in love. The scene is when the girl is kidnapped by bandits and they're making games with the blond hair dude in exchange of her life. Can anyone tell me the name of this movie please?
After watching that "Bird Watching" clip, I'm reminded of that scene where Peter and the guys look at pics of these old celebrities and make comments on them. I think one of the comments for one was something along the lines of "looks like the result after (insert celeb name here) and (insert celeb name her) had a baby"
Great garlic knots, scary kid
"Aaaaa!"
"How'd he get in my car?!"
He does make some good garlic knots
I liked the kid
And it was the black dude, as if hes used to shit like that
Garlic knots sound so good rn
“Cancel my insurance” this scene always illustrates life 😂
Facts
Kind of sad though.
If only you could actually cancel them over the phone
@@HitTheFloor16 you aren't funny
@@peprman8117 ☺️
‘Rational Geographic’
Their competitor is ‘Irrational Geographic’. ‘Upon hearing of their trip to Africa, the team decided to throw all caution to the wind and have a wild time.’
Even better, went to Afghanistan 4 weeks ago (looking at you Lord Miles)
Damn nature, you scary!!
😂
They partied harder than 1999, Woodstock, and every top notch rave in existence.
that just sounds like national geographic
"I aM a HeErOsExUaL"
Best line.
Oh my
Thats not peter then he has quite a few gay parts in the series.
Agreed
Heterosexual
Oh wait...that's the joke
@@nic3880 Yup. Deal wit it.
"Eat this, for this is my dust!" 10/10 burn.
This burn sure caused crucifixion
I’m gonna use that oneday.
Amen 🙏🙌
This whole section is what I needed! ☺️
Verily
That last one was brutal XD
Hey that's capitalism for ya!
@@dboot8886 no that’s comedy. You have to be extremely stupid to cancel life insurance. And you also have to be stupid to not insure your products from damage.
@@steverossen2816 It’s a special type of cringe comedy that makes me just fucking sad instead of laugh.
Granny wasn't gonna get a payout anyway. Most life insurance policies are void in event of suicide.
@@dboot8886 I'm curious why capitalism was your go to response? Lack or knowledge or bad at comedy?
“you lied to me! you do have a housekeeper! let’s go make a large faced boy.”
i mean we can bhsdgsdig
His son looks exactly like him
The accent gave him away
"EAT THIS FOR IT IS MY DUST!"
Comedy gold
As someone who spent time in the insurance industry, that last one is too real for me to be able to laugh at. Lol.
But you put "lol?"
@@franciswinters-mccallan2504 the lights shut off and all of the doors open. a music box cover of toreador march plays as you see the glowing eyes and mouth of Tim Lawrence. after a while, it stops. you feel safe for a brief moment until Tim Lawrence lunges at you, screeching, and kills you. "Don't ask questions." He says, leaving no trace of the murder that took place.
"As someone who spent time in the insurance industry,that one is too real for me to be able to laugh at."
Proceeds to lol?
@@HitTheFloor16 you are absolutely terrifying, Mr Afton.
As an insurance broker myself. I find your sense of humor appropriate considering how many horrifying cases we have to handle.
0:28 "Great garlic knots, scary kid." lmfao
5:49 love how noone questioned the pilot when he mentioned they were 3700 feet in the air while on the runway.
"Eat this for this is my dust" I'm fcking dead
That is so PERFECT, and, if your audience is stupid, you can have made your exit BEFORE they catch on!
"Eat this, for this is my dust! " best line ever
6:15 - I can say from experience that you’re probably gonna get sick on a Disney cruise.
Ho ho it burns ho ho
HO HO HO HO DONT EAT THE SHRIMP, HO HO HO HO
Does Mickey Mouse really come along on Disney cruises?
@@carultchonly to eat the shrimp
Imma go ahead and guess, the shrimp gives you the runs.
I love the little bounce Stewie does when he's really excited 🤣🤣🤣
"Let's go make a large faced boy" 🤣
I feel bad for the Arnold Schwarzenegger part especially when they call his son 'large faced' lmao
“Eat this for it is my dust!”
This was brilliant
The bill Cosby one had me dead😂
Even though it's not accurate.
I swear that's a bit of a ghost stories reference at 5:19.. I know what the obvious joke is but the voice they chose for rabbit feels so similar to the "Touch me" rabbit..
Hwehwehwe, touch me harda
Its not but funny
"Eat this, for this is my dust! " perfect quote.
It's been reported that these are Jesus' last words before he left Earth!
The insurance probably wont be cancelled untill next month though. 🤪
You must be fun at party’s
@@thecheezyweebboy8835 parties*
One would hope!!
@@thecheezyweebboy8835 Is it a buzzkill to tell the truth now and then.
@@personalspace6270 yep
i like the way family guy roasts absolutely everyone and anyone or any country 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its a clever strategy
There is one political party safe from them
@@jonathandevereaux298 true, at least South Park literally makes fun of everyone.
And the Lord said unto his disciples, “Eat this, for this is my Dust”
- Book of Satirical, verse 69:420
I love verse 69:420! Although I must admit that 420 isn't taught here in Texas...
@@roberthardesty4133
Move to detroit, NYC, phildelphia, or Las Vegas to learn more about 420
@@FlippysUrbanExploration How's your dandruff covered girlfriend?
@@roberthardesty4133
Flaky is canonically 15-18, and I’m cannonically in my 50s. _:)_
She’s not my gf, plus I prefer not to have a partner.
@@FlippysUrbanExploration How unfortunate.
It's true. I regret not going to the last supper to this day.
Sadge
2:20 this is a real cutaway
Ha ha
“…and cutaway complete.”😝😝😝
"Let's go make a large-faced boy!"
underrated line
1:04 NO! You’re all-time goalie!!
1:14
"... Ugh! Rabbit, perhaps you should push with your shoulder and not your fist!!!!"😂😂😂 Somebody pray for my soul, coz am dead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't worry about it.
I swear the cutaways be funny
"annoying"
@@bruninghouse4137 “humorous”
@@bruninghouse4137 said this but still watched the video??
like i said in a different comment, it’s a 50/50 split
depends on the person who structured it, and the episode in general
Are funny, not be funny!!!
1:50 I like how he actually hits two
6:59 I like to volunteer to give Igor 30- No! 50 leashes for that smart ass remark. Your words are "yes" and "master", not to criticize your boss.
That's a negative term, stereotyping Hunchbacks! Do you go past the hangman's tree, and say, "There goes a real swinger!?""
2:31 Meg’s just out for lunch 😂
Yup 🤣
After not watching the show for over 7 years I forgot how funny and dirty some of the cutaways are
“ roger perhaps you should try pushing with your shoulder and not your fist “ 🤣🤣🤣 hilarious
If you haven't watched in 7 years and this comment is 2 years old, you're missing the best seasons. It's only gotten more creative and better as it's gone on.
What a missed opportunity. I was hoping the house keeper would be that one old lady that constantly says: “oh no no no.”
Edit: I'm sorry, but no. I did not know her name. Please excuse me for being uncultured. (I've received enough replies to know her name now.)
You don't know she's called consuela?
@@Cortisch No, I didn't- for I am now uncultured.
@@Cortisch Please excuse me for being uncultured.
Her name is Consuela, you know.
Hey incase someone hasn't already said this but her name is Consuela 😂 (I didn't know what her name was either)
Clean up and go get the champ some Gatorade!😆🤣
8:23 Dang, it looks so strange seeing a Subway counter in a cartoon.
Rational Geographic. Love it!
The king Arthur cutaway made laugh so hard!😂😂😂
I really love the " damn nature you're scary cutaway gag"
5:15 lol that Winnie pooh 🤣 😂 😆 got me dead.
"Great garlic knots, scary kid"
4:42 “Eat this, for this is my dust!”
Genius.
1:04
jokes like this are always some of the funniest ones
1:55 Peter! Are you aware of the situation?! They're gonna be an ugly fight!
Rihanna vs Jay-Z
Top 10 underrated anime fights.
It's solange
OMG Seth is so foul!!!! I love it!!!! Guilty laughs make me feel fine...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'm ugly and unloveable" 😂😂 that's me down to a T 🤣🙈
3:53 Simon says leave the band! 🤣
(6:15)
This applies to all cruises really.
Guess he ordered from hurry up shrimp
What? The shrimp, or Mickey Mouse jumping around?
@@YAH93
No he means the chubby woman with the magenta panties, clearly.
Every cruise has one.
No i said He! Mickey ordered from hurry up shrimp
That will probably be my father next April when he goes on his first cruise in the Bahamas and orders a shrimp cocktail and a beer lol
"you think I can kick one" ~ "no you're all time goalie!"
7:35 He'd look more like a squirrel, with that padding in his vest, to make his head look smaller, not bigger.
"Dont eat the shrimp!" XD
Man these clips are great!
"Don't eat the shrimp,ha ha!"
That hand washing bit got me lol
Lamp insurance is serious business.
what i have seen about mickey mouse in family guy is
- he can hunt other mice without feeling remorse in killing his own kind
- Has a sex life in abandoned houses
- He gets diarrhea from shrimp that makes his own cruise ship
They should have got Niel Flyn to be Cleveland's voice as 60 year old Midwestern white man.
If only cancelling insurances is as easy as making a phone call.
It is if it ends with a L0UD B☆NG
1:50 The Elevator One Got Me Rolling 🤣🤣😂😂
Jesus: "Eat this, for this is my dust." Book Of Bros 24:7
"Don't eat the shrimp!!" 🤣
4:42 EAT THIS FOR THIS IS MY DUST GUYS RUclipsRS CHANT GO JESUS CHRIST
“Sorry lady. Gotta crop the chotch.”
Aaaah cutaway complete.
Mickey Mouse running to the bathroom after eating bad shrimp made me laugh so hard. I needed that laugh.
"great garlic knots" glad somebody wasn't too spooked
“Cutaway complete” subtly brilliant
Backstage with Taylor would be pure torture 2 hours of listening to narcissism embodied.
Backstage with any celebrity would be a trashy experience.
Oh stfu! Taylor is beyond anything you can ever be. Stop jumping on the bandwagon.
@UC5HMU35Xr_v3Hdjlw2htrwA what are you a 14 year old girl
@@arathydevi Nah, Kesha is. She writes breakup songs better.
I'd rather have diarrhea than be backstage at a Taylor swift show
Oh my god!! I am drunk & dying of laughter watching these clips right now . So awesome!
Aw, rabbit got him some stinkfist.
That wasn't Rabbit...
Eww, eww, eww!
@@chrisrj9871 Rabbit was BEHIND Winnie the Pooh!
@@petergant1379 - no he wasn't. That was a stranger. The voice didn't match. That's the joke.
"AH, MY NIGHTMARE DOG IS DEAD... "MARLEY AND ME"
The lamp guy killed me😂😂😂
1:50 Can you hit 2
...frickin dad jokes!
That cheers reference it's just great
"HI, YA HUNGRY?!"
0:24 then he ended up on yelp.
I like how the garlic knots were worthy enough to mention.
“Robert, I think you should push with your shoulders and not with your fist.” Lmao 💀
dont worry about it
Love the Bird watching
Who is that guy?
@@joshuaa7813 Larry bird a former nba player
@@joshuaa7813 The absolute top NBA player for his era who played 13 seasons for the Boston Celtics between the late 70's and the early 90's during the Celtics/Lakers rivalry.
2:34. This was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
"Ha-Ho Don't eat the shrimp! Ha-Ho!"
LMAO
9:05 FUNNY SCREAM 😂😂😂😂😂
“WE’RE WAY UP IN THE AIR!”
*still on the ground*
7:25 me when I remember something weird I did when I was younger
"Are you gay, I'm talking about the pig"
0:30 great garlic knots lol
0:57 balloon boy
3:13 So... did Dark Fate make this canon?
0:46 hey guys, I recognize this scene because it's a reference to a movie I don't remember the name very well. I do know it's about a girl that has a rich father and the guy that works for her family is blonde and they're both in love. The scene is when the girl is kidnapped by bandits and they're making games with the blond hair dude in exchange of her life. Can anyone tell me the name of this movie please?
The princess bride
You know stevie says it a few seconds before
@@stephduggan oh thank you thank you so much!
@@dayapse7475 I swear I didn't noticed
6:02 I thought the “white guy” voice was gonna say _Mrs. Doubtfire_ , but I guess that would have been too predictable.
1:09 ngl despite being fat and drunk they have some pretty good shots
2:18 while cutting they should have shown the likes going down too when he cut that part would have made sense 😂😂
1:22 DANG they know about Sulu 😳
“I’m heterosexual. I love be virgins, 😋 😋 😋 😋”
I would support Chris' Pop-Up Restaurant
Now why don't you clean up and get the champ a Gatorade huh?
1 thing I learned at 9:16 never cancel my life insurance
6:55 maybe he created him to do the heavy lifting like bringing up heavy items to the house's second that you pay with pizza and beers, Igor.
After watching that "Bird Watching" clip, I'm reminded of that scene where Peter and the guys look at pics of these old celebrities and make comments on them.
I think one of the comments for one was something along the lines of "looks like the result after (insert celeb name here) and (insert celeb name her) had a baby"
8:08 two static transitions back to back? what did you cut out..?
"Aaand cutaway complete!"
Lol
Great garlic knots, scary kid. 🤣💀
0:57 why does that "hi" sound like baloonboy lmfao