Family Guy - Peter Visits Tucson

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @aegisofhonor
    @aegisofhonor 5 лет назад +15940

    the part where Brian tries to lie his way through being an avid reader is actually funnier then the actual Tucson scene.

    • @FuryanJedi13
      @FuryanJedi13 4 года назад +1211

      Ironic that it was Peter who called him out on his bullshit.

    • @miggyda0967
      @miggyda0967 4 года назад +140

      Exactly

    • @db9944
      @db9944 4 года назад +709

      I don't know why they ruined his character like that. He started off as legitimately smart, but then they made him pretend smart.

    • @BDL3035
      @BDL3035 4 года назад +533

      @@db9944 Well, Brian is just Seth’s kinda-sorta self-insert, so it’s probably him coming out as an intellectual fraud

    • @justnoel4088
      @justnoel4088 3 года назад +377

      @@db9944 I guess they figured no point having a legitimate intellectual when you already have baby genius Stewie. But then again, the Stewie Brian adventures were when the character changes started with Brian going from most reasonable person in the family to pseudo Intellect douche and Stewie from malicious evil genius to gay flamboyant occasionally smart

  • @jaydawg7
    @jaydawg7 3 года назад +5006

    I love that cultured and erudite Peter still writes on bathroom walls.

    • @deez2037
      @deez2037 3 года назад +19

      Lmfao FR

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla 2 года назад +36

      Peter seemed very verbose and erudite

    • @GothicElf68
      @GothicElf68 2 года назад +7

      @@Horzinicla I see what you did there.

    • @raze2809
      @raze2809 2 года назад +7

      @@Horzinicla he should play some Bookworm Adventures, its perfect for him.

    • @johnsmith-wi2cb
      @johnsmith-wi2cb 2 года назад +20

      Pity a man in familiar places who yet feels like a stranger

  • @christopherborum6551
    @christopherborum6551 2 года назад +1383

    Tucson has a symphony orchestra, a ballet company, a theater company, and an opera. I attended all of them when I lived there. That said, there's also a lot of nut-punching.

    • @johnharrison6745
      @johnharrison6745 2 года назад +59

      So, not really all that different from New York.....

    • @chupacabra3331
      @chupacabra3331 9 месяцев назад +19

      Rather cosmopolitan…

    • @MoonLoonie69
      @MoonLoonie69 8 месяцев назад +25

      Do they play the classical “Ode to Deez Nuts”? 😂😂😂

    • @heavybre
      @heavybre 8 месяцев назад +22

      What did the orchestra play, The Nutcracker?

    • @patrickdoyle3525
      @patrickdoyle3525 7 месяцев назад +3

      Tombstone Val Kilmer “a pair of urban sophisticates”

  • @SaiyanGamer95
    @SaiyanGamer95 5 лет назад +13635

    I actually live near Tucson. This is totally accurate.

    • @miguelcastaneda7236
      @miguelcastaneda7236 5 лет назад +324

      yup our wonder full air Force 1960s made a dump site 200 feet wide 1 mile long dumped old fue..l hydrolic fluid ..coolant..cleaning fluids..and duhh forgot it went into ground water everones well drinking water contaminated..ahh americas brightest and finest..friggin idiots.. those who didnt.know cancer..brain damage

    • @romancahill3503
      @romancahill3503 5 лет назад +50

      Damn ! Hahaha ! 👍😄

    • @user-sg9mg6cn2c
      @user-sg9mg6cn2c 5 лет назад +321

      Born and raised there, always felt the city itself looked trashy and uninteresting but the surrounding deserts and resorts are beautiful and worth the trip to see. I no longer live there, dumb city,that doesn't want to be a city.

    • @cirrusfox8052
      @cirrusfox8052 5 лет назад +39

      @Jeremy Keister I don't know what Tuscon is or where....

    • @UrSammich
      @UrSammich 5 лет назад +173

      @@cirrusfox8052 Arizona, south of the state. Generally considered the "meh" area and most people prefer not to go there, generally to Scottsdale where the rich/educated are or Phoenix for the people in the middle. :/

  • @tynoki6648
    @tynoki6648 5 лет назад +6258

    Tucson born n raised loll I can confirm battleship is still in theaters :(

    • @skyounkin
      @skyounkin 5 лет назад +121

      It's a good movie.

    • @MilesLougheed
      @MilesLougheed 5 лет назад +375

      Probably takes the locals a couple viewings to understand it anyway.

    • @user-sg9mg6cn2c
      @user-sg9mg6cn2c 5 лет назад +141

      Wow. Born and raised there in 1962 , haven't lived there in nearly 30 years. Nothing has changed. Tucson is a dumb city. As Peter said in a previous episode, Tucson, unnecessary.

    • @DreamfactoryZero
      @DreamfactoryZero 5 лет назад +73

      @@skyounkin You must be from Tucson.

    • @marcusm5305
      @marcusm5305 5 лет назад +5

      Ty Noki right as i read
      read that peter said that 😂

  • @Sosa_Biggunnz
    @Sosa_Biggunnz 2 года назад +356

    "Pity a man in familiar places who yet feels like a stranger" - (smart) Peter Griffin

    • @sean.furlong1989
      @sean.furlong1989 7 месяцев назад +6

      r/iamverysmart

    • @The1pokemaster1
      @The1pokemaster1 9 дней назад

      “Yo- You’re the dick who wrote that in the bathroom!” Glenn Quagmire

  • @destroyerblackdragon
    @destroyerblackdragon 5 лет назад +7102

    Lois made Peter stupid again so all the dumb stuff he does will be on her.

    • @chasgalaxy6721
      @chasgalaxy6721 5 лет назад +275

      God I hate Lois sometimes 😡

    • @GodLevelGarou
      @GodLevelGarou 5 лет назад +52

      @@chasgalaxy6721 Same.

    • @CamSiv996
      @CamSiv996 5 лет назад +128

      @@chasgalaxy6721 I think I know why she's still with his ass: she's an idiot like Peter.

    • @arrfffff7455
      @arrfffff7455 5 лет назад +31

      They did the same with homer

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 5 лет назад +101

      @@arrfffff7455 Homer did it to himself. His family wanted him to stay smart but Homer found being smart was a curse.

  • @midnightflare9879
    @midnightflare9879 3 года назад +3214

    I feel bad for Peter: Once in his life, he decided to educate himself, become a better man, and his family wanted him to be stupid, because it hurted Lois' ego.

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 3 года назад +322

      And Brian's.

    • @bobbybaker1465
      @bobbybaker1465 3 года назад +49

      I don’t wanna read too into a show like family guy but I think it had less to do with Peter getting smarter but more to do with how he became a pretentious dick about it

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 3 года назад +52

      What if all the others went to Frisco as well?

    • @tbewin1z143
      @tbewin1z143 2 года назад +71

      @Midnight Flare: hurted?

    • @BrilloBush
      @BrilloBush 2 года назад +37

      I felt a lot worse for him the moment the experimental gay gene wore off..

  • @stephen19590
    @stephen19590 2 года назад +522

    Any time Brian is put in his place fills me with life

    • @TheMrfoxguy
      @TheMrfoxguy 2 года назад

      They shouldve left him dead let's be honest

    • @GodLevelGarou
      @GodLevelGarou Год назад +13

      Yeah, but Lois and Quagmire are still a lot worse than he is though so technically you still hollow and dead inside. 🤷

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 10 месяцев назад +12

      Ironically, reading books denotes literacy, but not necessarily intelligence

    • @darkwarriormaster9644
      @darkwarriormaster9644 8 месяцев назад +1

      You and me both, pal

    • @CinosTheHedgehog2000
      @CinosTheHedgehog2000 7 месяцев назад +4

      Remember when he was meant to be the voice of reason for Peter & his best friend? Now he's just become insufferable

  • @shamrock32
    @shamrock32 5 лет назад +3467

    Obviously one of the writers went to Arizona State...

    • @rooseveltbrentwood9654
      @rooseveltbrentwood9654 5 лет назад +97

      shamrock32 They did indeed. Actually I think a few of the producers did lol

    • @miguelcastaneda7236
      @miguelcastaneda7236 5 лет назад +113

      only collage you can get into with a below a 3.0..mom worked there custodial..many mayors..senators.. entertainers kids went there..puppy mill..everone graduates

    • @olivergarcia4259
      @olivergarcia4259 5 лет назад +22

      Miguel Castaneda I got into a private college and I graduated top 90% in high school. I graduated marginally but my GPA must have been like 1.8.

    • @kylenguyen7371
      @kylenguyen7371 5 лет назад +37

      @@rooseveltbrentwood9654 early cast/crew commentary from American Dad also confirms many of the writers were ASU or U of A Alumni.

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 5 лет назад +41

      Kyle Nguyen I’m shocked Arizona has a lot of people working on Family Guy over New Englanders

  • @slashbash1347
    @slashbash1347 3 года назад +2424

    I just now realized that Brian said "Steve Gutenberg," as in the actor, and not Johannes Gutenberg, the creator of the printing press. The writing kinda switches between making Brian smart but pretentious, to an idiot pseudointellectual. Even an idiot would've just named a book they read in high school.

    • @Yassinius
      @Yassinius 3 года назад +77

      Don't ya know? Brian never went to high school

    • @DD-cq6mm
      @DD-cq6mm 3 года назад +27

      @@Yassinius Didnt he graduate from Brown in the earlier seasons

    • @Yassinius
      @Yassinius 3 года назад +30

      @@DD-cq6mm Could be, what I do know is that they made Brian a quasi-intellectual in the later seasons

    • @JoeHynes284
      @JoeHynes284 3 года назад +4

      true, but didn't China have a printing press several centuries before?

    • @jonathancunningham4042
      @jonathancunningham4042 3 года назад +16

      @@JoeHynes284 China had everything lol

  • @davidusa47
    @davidusa47 3 года назад +104

    Just a reminder Seth Macfarlane is doing ALL of those voices in that reading scene. Pretty incredible.

  • @daleketchup7434
    @daleketchup7434 5 лет назад +4249

    Funny thing is that the Walking Dead originated as a book. A comic book that is

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 5 лет назад +49

      Comic books aren't smart.

    • @juanmanuelpenaloza9264
      @juanmanuelpenaloza9264 5 лет назад +136

      @@destroyerblackdragon says who?

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 5 лет назад +182

      @@juanmanuelpenaloza9264 Double D from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

    • @solitudeguard5688
      @solitudeguard5688 5 лет назад +19

      daleketchup a graphic novel

    • @riparoo9675
      @riparoo9675 5 лет назад +121

      That's the joke. Walking Dead and New Girl were shows based off of books, but Peter kept picking similar but more intellectual novels.
      When asked about Game of Thrones though, he gave up and just picked Game of Thrones.

  • @Nathanr016
    @Nathanr016 3 года назад +384

    “OHHH I don’t even think it’s oak!”

    • @bluefire2918
      @bluefire2918 3 года назад

      But wait...... was it oak?

    • @givrally
      @givrally 3 года назад +12

      @@bluefire2918 Most ancient bookshelves were indeed made of oak, but the color reminds me of ash or maybe a stained maple. Not an expert, though.

    • @RockyCarrJr
      @RockyCarrJr 3 года назад +5

      @@givrally At first I looked at the consistency, which looks like birch. The color, though, as you noted, is likely that of maplewood or ash, or maybe even rosewood. Good eye

    • @raccoonraccoonraccoonracco7561
      @raccoonraccoonraccoonracco7561 3 года назад +4

      Walnut wood

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 7 месяцев назад

      I still think it's Ash

  • @szlendak1368
    @szlendak1368 2 года назад +41

    0:56
    « OOOH i don’t even think it’s oak »
    the way you could hear his smile is everything

  • @AdamBorseti
    @AdamBorseti 5 лет назад +1512

    Anadime: I need 2 nickles anadime.

    • @costa2k1
      @costa2k1 3 года назад +8

      And that means?

    • @markbaker5599
      @markbaker5599 3 года назад +74

      @@costa2k1 2 nickles and a dime.

    • @costa2k1
      @costa2k1 3 года назад +7

      @@markbaker5599 ah

    • @charlesvan13
      @charlesvan13 3 года назад +40

      Go back to Tucson.

    • @ShenDoodles
      @ShenDoodles 3 года назад +46

      It's anodyne.

  • @Pine0wlple
    @Pine0wlple 3 года назад +3828

    The stealthiest joke this episode is that Peter became smart from visiting San Francisco and New York.

    • @DeanW56
      @DeanW56 3 года назад +46

      @Suspended Unfairly Again Go to Robotmans Broken Arm You're Right about That👍

    • @adamdragontamer
      @adamdragontamer 3 года назад +206

      Hi, I'm here to vouch for New York.
      Yes, we do have crazy drug addicts who scream randomly on the streets
      But, some of us are actually educated enough to enjoy a nice fulfilling life, whether we do stay in the city or not.

    • @cdjk28
      @cdjk28 3 года назад +22

      @We Are Bad Boys Patrol Or a very angry taxi driver

    • @alacedodyssey
      @alacedodyssey 3 года назад +32

      so he either became an asshole or a hipster?

    • @Fuzz1994tps
      @Fuzz1994tps 3 года назад +152

      Saying San Francisco is “smart” is a hard sell, especially considering all the shit, homeless, and needles in the sidewalks and violence in Oakland (if you count Oakland as a part of SF)

  • @EzraDair
    @EzraDair 2 года назад +61

    I love how this bit just showed how pretentious Bryan is by pretending to be smart until someone exposed him

  • @Mlogan11
    @Mlogan11 5 лет назад +1268

    The exchange between Brian, Peter, and Stewie is made more funny knowing they are all voiced by the same person.

  • @pfunk9632
    @pfunk9632 5 лет назад +574

    1:33 “a child should sleep on his bed, not under it”.

  • @nolanmcintire831
    @nolanmcintire831 3 года назад +133

    Everyones talking about Tucsan, but no one's talking about how going to NY and SF had the opposite effect rather than the same

    • @natek3701
      @natek3701 3 года назад +11

      Found the person living in some leeching shithole like alabama lmao

    • @andrewnavarro1185
      @andrewnavarro1185 3 года назад +13

      @@natek3701 Yup. You can smell the backwater on that comment.

    • @natek3701
      @natek3701 3 года назад +3

      @Paul Tilley name one thing Alabama has produced in the world lmao. Red areas in the US is just farmland. Things that every country is the world has.

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 3 года назад

      @@natek3701 the sweet home Alabama meme...

    • @aprofessionalgamer5355
      @aprofessionalgamer5355 3 года назад +3

      Huh, seems like southern superiority makes yanks mad.

  • @BenHopkins1000
    @BenHopkins1000 4 года назад +3291

    Ironically, Tucson hosts the 4th largest Book Festival in the country

    • @alexbaum2204
      @alexbaum2204 3 года назад +144

      I went to UofA and took a jazz appreciation class one semester. Every week we had to do either one or two live jazz reviews. This was not as difficult as it sounded because there was always some kind of live jazz show going on there. I think I remember being told by our professor that the city at that time had the nation’s largest jazz society, beating out even New Orleans.
      I pretty much hated being a student there, but when I stepped away from campus life, parts of Tucson felt pretty cultured. Some incredible restaurants, a pretty good music scene, and a few bookstores that I loved. Beautiful town too. Of course, there were other parts that felt like the land time had forgotten. The Simpsons also used to poke fun at the town (Matt Groening graduated from UofA). Again, couldn’t stand being a student there, but I’ve never really understood why the town itself has been the butt of so many jokes.

    • @Robersora
      @Robersora 3 года назад +97

      overcompensating, I see

    • @theallknowingsause8940
      @theallknowingsause8940 3 года назад +107

      I heard Dr Seuss is known as a tough read over there

    • @zcmini000
      @zcmini000 3 года назад +22

      4th

    • @Robersora
      @Robersora 3 года назад +88

      @@zcmini000 or as Tucsonians tend to say, "4rd"

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 5 лет назад +605

    I love the one guy in the crowd who's gleefully punching himself in the nuts while everyone else is doing it in pairs. It's so anodyne.

    • @MrNeboff
      @MrNeboff 3 года назад +17

      Very anodyne .

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 3 года назад +29

      Reminds me of a book the great Steven Guttenberg printed, "A collection of all things Anodyne".

    • @joseornelas1718
      @joseornelas1718 3 года назад +7

      Uh. Yes in America punching nuts is mundane

    • @lawrencelewis2592
      @lawrencelewis2592 2 года назад +5

      @@joseornelas1718 It's obviously a metaphysical innuendo. ( I have no idea what that means)

    • @Tom-yd1ur
      @Tom-yd1ur 2 года назад +2

      A friend asked me what punching himself in the nuts means.

  • @alechome8021
    @alechome8021 3 года назад +37

    “San Francisco and New York made Peter smart” same energy as “my dog ate my house”

  • @aussieaussie4848
    @aussieaussie4848 5 лет назад +240

    Ooooo I don’t even think it’s Oak

  • @dollors1
    @dollors1 5 лет назад +1544

    This is basically Seth McFarlane talking to himself

    • @chasetv3346
      @chasetv3346 5 лет назад +6

      Fr

    • @bethbaxter2891
      @bethbaxter2891 4 года назад +22

      Is he hiding the fact he has multiple personalities??

    • @ivanmegafanboy1981
      @ivanmegafanboy1981 4 года назад +39

      Yes, that is why Family guy has such a smartass attitude. Is a self gratifying project.

    • @The_Jimplication
      @The_Jimplication 3 года назад +9

      Well isn't it always? He voices like seventy percent of the characters.

    • @josuefairy
      @josuefairy 2 года назад

      Dadded by Stan Smith ruclips.net/video/TZCmbJwyttk/видео.html

  • @mxstunkxwn7390
    @mxstunkxwn7390 3 года назад +17

    I'm from Mesa, AZ but I can confirm that Tucson is indeed like that.

    • @TuMadre6995
      @TuMadre6995 3 месяца назад +4

      mesa is the tucson of phoenix lol they're both bleak

  • @MilkTub
    @MilkTub 5 лет назад +739

    “you have a really weird past”
    i love quagmires one liners ahah

    • @OMGtheykilledKenny42
      @OMGtheykilledKenny42 3 года назад +7

      Meanwhile Quagmire's Mother...

    • @stansman5461
      @stansman5461 3 года назад +7

      @@OMGtheykilledKenny42 Exactly. I don't wanna hear that from someone born 9 times.

  • @MikeRiderOOO
    @MikeRiderOOO 5 лет назад +1721

    I lived in Tucson for five years, this is accurate.

    • @Sandman3
      @Sandman3 5 лет назад +15

      I live an hour away

    • @trinidadiannerd
      @trinidadiannerd 5 лет назад +9

      MikeRiderOOO is incest legal in tucson?

    • @MikeRiderOOO
      @MikeRiderOOO 4 года назад +24

      Gon X killua Best yaoi couple Nope. Neither is making meth and consuming it inside of a RV. You will literally see that a lot.

    • @237g
      @237g 4 года назад +6

      5 years at uofa?

    • @MikeRiderOOO
      @MikeRiderOOO 4 года назад +3

      @@237g Yeah.

  • @smileyent.3055
    @smileyent.3055 3 года назад +26

    Wow what Lois is such a supportive wife , making Peter dumb again cos she would “feel stupid 🥺”

    • @gm-te8nn
      @gm-te8nn 3 года назад +9

      Sounds like you just described most of the desperate housewives of this country.

  • @JVenger
    @JVenger 5 лет назад +351

    Anodyne-not likely to provoke dissent or offense; inoffensive, often deliberately so.

    • @wesleyjohnson2861
      @wesleyjohnson2861 5 лет назад +32

      Example: This show has never known an anodyne joke.

    • @Johnny-cz2wv
      @Johnny-cz2wv 5 лет назад +8

      When was FG ever really offensive? As in, people were actually offended, not just faux hurt on twitter but in real life?

    • @theguywithsomething8634
      @theguywithsomething8634 3 года назад +4

      @@Johnny-cz2wv I mean, the jokes being racist/sexist/whatever else is the whole point. They are deliberately offensive. And by virtue of being deliberately offensive it's hard to actually be offended because that's the point of the joke.
      The problems come when it's offensive, but doesn't seem to recognise why, but that's usually not a problem.

  • @Deamons64
    @Deamons64 3 года назад +178

    I've lived in Tucson for 8 years. This is shockingly accurate.

    • @theshamegame2787
      @theshamegame2787 2 года назад

      Do tropical hippies say "aloha" and punch you in the nuts?

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 5 месяцев назад

      Try coming to northwest Arizona and it gets even stupider.

  • @Lovingkindness.
    @Lovingkindness. 2 года назад +31

    It’s hilarious to hear someone pronounce it “tuck-sawn”. Actually heard someone on NPR do that. They must live in Massachusetts.

  • @wokenlunatic2849
    @wokenlunatic2849 5 лет назад +840

    Chris: I want to watch Game of Thrones!
    Peter: instead of Game of Thrones I would Read you......... *GAME OF THRONES*

  • @stoneosborne9247
    @stoneosborne9247 3 года назад +61

    Born in Tucson, glad to see my people finally getting their shine.

  • @dylmyster
    @dylmyster 7 месяцев назад +3

    “Pity a man in familiar places who yet feels like a stranger”
    Well said 👌

  • @the8ballsystem294
    @the8ballsystem294 4 года назад +318

    Brian is the type of person who can make someone that's into literature not be into literature.

    • @AnEnemySpy456
      @AnEnemySpy456 3 года назад +25

      People like him want to be seen as cultured, but aren't willing to put in the effort to actually read books.

    • @douglasdavis8395
      @douglasdavis8395 2 года назад +6

      @@AnEnemySpy456 - He couldn't even fake out Lauren Conrad. "That's, 'Manet,' Brian."

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 2 года назад +4

      He makes every political view I agree with sound _insufferable._ I hope he becomes the new Meg.

  • @Nathanr016
    @Nathanr016 3 года назад +334

    “It was at the Tucson Philharmonic” 😂 I’m dying. As a classical musician, this one really tickled me

    • @Tmanaz480
      @Tmanaz480 3 года назад +3

      Reminds me of Oscar Madison's insurance company: Lloyd's of Lubbock.

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 3 года назад +4

      Where was your pun?!?!?!
      "tickled my keys" , "Ba dum tiss",
      give me something!
      | - :|
      *waiting* lol

    • @tenklukvetvyskrini3206
      @tenklukvetvyskrini3206 3 года назад +6

      Oh yes indeed, you classical musicians know all the intelectual jokes

    • @MajinBuusni
      @MajinBuusni 2 года назад +1

      @@tenklukvetvyskrini3206 only they can indeed relate to and comprehend such sly comedy

    • @starmorpheus
      @starmorpheus 2 года назад +1

      I hope this comment is you pretending to be Peter. Because if not...

  • @lajoyalobos2009
    @lajoyalobos2009 6 месяцев назад +23

    I go between Tucson and Phoenix frequently. Tucson is only a 2 hour drive from Phoenix, but it may as well be a different planet sometimes.
    In Phoenix, the attitude of drivers is "I can go 20+ over the speed limit as long as I loosely follow all of the other rules" and in Tucson it's "I can run stop signs and red lights as long as I go as slowwwww as possible." There's literally a place on Valencia where jaywalkers lose car dodgeball all the time and get hit frequently. Gotta get that Eegees I guess.

    • @mikeyh0
      @mikeyh0 6 месяцев назад

      I was on Valencia on my way to the casino just the other day. The jaywalkers are getting faster.

    • @seliamila1005
      @seliamila1005 6 месяцев назад +1

      meanwhile i live in indonesia and no one gives a fuck about traffic law lmao

    • @TM-yw8bu
      @TM-yw8bu 9 дней назад

      Phoenix sucks

  • @sarahkutz169
    @sarahkutz169 5 лет назад +739

    What’s funny is as someone who lives in Arizona. They aren’t wrong

    • @hotelchannel2824
      @hotelchannel2824 5 лет назад +23

      I'm just glad Phoenix is nothing like that

    • @albertoavena
      @albertoavena 5 лет назад +14

      Sarah Kutz From Chandler here and this isn’t exactly wrong lol

    • @JorgeGarcia-lr3vk
      @JorgeGarcia-lr3vk 5 лет назад +31

      Yup. This is an exact representation of what everyone in Tempe thinks of Tuscon

    • @timothylumala1494
      @timothylumala1494 5 лет назад +17

      I am from Scottsdale so I don’t really know what Tucson is like But I’m not gonna take the word of family guy for it

    • @rooseveltbrentwood9654
      @rooseveltbrentwood9654 5 лет назад +3

      hotel channel if anything its worse.

  • @beowulf916
    @beowulf916 4 года назад +799

    "San Francisco and New York made Peter smart..."
    You can tell that Seth feels this way about not just Tucson, but anywhere that doesn't share a border with a beach.

    • @michaelbanaszak7775
      @michaelbanaszak7775 4 года назад +34

      Seth McFarlane is moving his way up the Ladder. He's probably on the 31st level, as we speak...

    • @omanhaddadtbh
      @omanhaddadtbh 4 года назад +46

      @@michaelbanaszak7775 Hmm but not the level yet where he has to fellatio the likes of Harvey Weinstein

    • @t.veritas884
      @t.veritas884 4 года назад +81

      Found the guy from Tucson. Try not to be too bitter, you won’t be able to enjoy battleship later tonight

    • @beowulf916
      @beowulf916 4 года назад +44

      @@t.veritas884 Nothing to contribute, but then again insults are what people do when they have nothing useful to say.
      begone, troll

    • @t.veritas884
      @t.veritas884 4 года назад +33

      beowulf916 why is that your original comment is not considered an insult but mine is? You offered a criticism on a joke written by some writer on family guy. I am asserting that your bitter retort is stemming from the high probability that you are from Tucson, and I wouldn’t want your battleship viewing tonight to be tainted by the comment

  • @RANDOM-KNIGHT145
    @RANDOM-KNIGHT145 8 месяцев назад +3

    0:34
    Brain was outsmarted… by PETER !!!!
    My god that must’ve been painful 😬

  • @joet.plumber3771
    @joet.plumber3771 3 года назад +48

    What a way to be put on the map! I’ve been here 40 years and loving it. Nothing like the Old Pueblo Thank you.

    • @skahler
      @skahler 2 года назад

      Knoxville's got on the map because wigs fell out of the Sunsphere lol
      That was back in '93
      Those were the good ol days

    • @RedJezka
      @RedJezka 2 года назад

      I moved to Tucson from Phoenix after visiting bc I liked it so much. Obviously not the best in terms of city planning, education or crime. But it has great food and music culture, easy access to hiking, and there's always some festival going on.

  • @josephbernard5240
    @josephbernard5240 3 года назад +94

    “Picking my desert boogers.” Basically sums up being in Arizona in the middle of the summer during allergy season 😒

    • @rubinortiz2311
      @rubinortiz2311 3 года назад +1

      When all we look forward to is the august monsoon

    • @atomictraveller
      @atomictraveller 2 года назад +1

      el con mall famously had grafitti on the back way out for decades 'moco seco'
      it might still even be there on 5th street

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 2 года назад +19

    I’m convinced 90% of people who say they read books are like Brian in that scene. 😂

  • @jmanmoney5676
    @jmanmoney5676 4 года назад +99

    0:35 stewie’s commentary is what makes this joke truly hilarious

  • @39PSIOnTheDaily
    @39PSIOnTheDaily 3 года назад +48

    *’Ya know, an ancient tongue can be as titillating as a young one.’*

  • @mecrac
    @mecrac 5 месяцев назад +2

    The artwork they keep in the Tucson airport is actually phenomenal. Oh well lol

  • @hammerofmariotos
    @hammerofmariotos 5 лет назад +409

    Its a fact.
    Most Tucsonans prefer South Park.

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 4 года назад +25

      Idk man Futurama is pretty popular for these types of shows.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 3 года назад +17

      @@haruhirogrimgar6047 futurama is definitely better than both

    • @devincampbell5007
      @devincampbell5007 3 года назад +5

      @@haruhirogrimgar6047 except Futurama ended

    • @upshitdownshit4200
      @upshitdownshit4200 3 года назад +15

      @@devincampbell5007 A show ending after a decent run is a good thing, in this case Family Guy should of ended a long time ago

    • @gwiz6955
      @gwiz6955 3 года назад +10

      @@upshitdownshit4200 Then there's the Simpsons..

  • @randomman099
    @randomman099 5 лет назад +126

    3:43 is what you're here for

  • @victorlopez6170
    @victorlopez6170 3 года назад +29

    Im from Tucson. Joined the military 10 years ago and I expanded my mind. I am now embarrassed to say I am from Tucson. Education system there is failing us… all of my friends are aspiring cops or barbers, and that is their pinacle of success there..

    • @victorlopez6170
      @victorlopez6170 6 месяцев назад

      Hahaha you got me there… I’m glad we’re on the same page.

    • @victorlopez6170
      @victorlopez6170 6 месяцев назад

      @WillHarris-be6rc then you know!

    • @BL00DYM1SHA
      @BL00DYM1SHA 21 день назад

      At least it ain't Mesa?

    • @TheMenaceHimself2006
      @TheMenaceHimself2006 10 дней назад

      Glad my family moved their asses outta there. Was born in Tucson, thankfully wasn't raised there.

  • @iceshaver1765
    @iceshaver1765 5 лет назад +470

    Alright, who in Tuscon gave one the writers a bad time?

    • @kaiserhundkek2531
      @kaiserhundkek2531 5 лет назад +79

      iceshaver The entire town

    • @rayjramirez7025
      @rayjramirez7025 5 лет назад +35

      Seth McFarlane was trying to film "million ways to die in the old west" and old tucson which is a cowboy movie set place said no cuz there dumbasses

    • @j0131-w7u
      @j0131-w7u 5 лет назад +9

      rayj ramirez they’re

    • @rayjramirez7025
      @rayjramirez7025 5 лет назад +4

      @@j0131-w7u you must feel pretty damn good😂

    • @jadenoliveras717
      @jadenoliveras717 4 года назад

      @Swadian Knight 74% of Tucson is white

  • @Certifiable
    @Certifiable 3 года назад +78

    "bone inhalation"
    Talk about getting past the censors!

    • @Tom-yd1ur
      @Tom-yd1ur 2 года назад +8

      The funniest line in the entire clip, and a euphemism I will remember to use in the future.

  • @nobuffer101
    @nobuffer101 6 месяцев назад +1

    Honestly, it goes over my head that Peter actually offering to read to Chris is probably the closest thing to father son bonding they’ve ever done.

  • @fxbear
    @fxbear 3 года назад +175

    The Morgan Freeman joke caught me off guard. I hurt myself laughing and my family wonders why I’m in hysterics on the toilet

    • @NotForLong
      @NotForLong 3 года назад +2

      I don't get it.... can you explain it to me?

    • @NotForLong
      @NotForLong 3 года назад +2

      is it due to the moles on his face?

    • @xXthevenomousXx
      @xXthevenomousXx 3 года назад +7

      @@NotForLong Yes. Moles on face extrapolated to moles everywhere else.

  • @rolie25
    @rolie25 3 года назад +25

    This is one hell of a set up for a Tucson joke.

  • @ProgrammerInProgress
    @ProgrammerInProgress 27 дней назад +1

    Didn't even take discovering, removing and replacing a crayon in his brain.

  • @jacklame417
    @jacklame417 3 года назад +34

    that Morgan Freeman joke caught me off guard 🤣🤣

  • @MilesLougheed
    @MilesLougheed 5 лет назад +56

    I went to Tuscon once and now I watch Family Guy clips on RUclips.

  • @MrPhotodoc
    @MrPhotodoc 11 дней назад +1

    I visited Tuc-Son many years ago. My most lasting memory was the psycho threatening everyone around the apartment pool.

  • @ashleighva03
    @ashleighva03 5 лет назад +25

    I was offended at first cause I live in Tuscon but I realized this was very accurate and corrected my emotions.

    • @TheMenaceHimself2006
      @TheMenaceHimself2006 10 дней назад

      I don't need to know what your mental state is if that's your pfp and bio 😂

  • @tahakamran6196
    @tahakamran6196 5 лет назад +320

    “A friend asked me what anadime means.” 😂😂😂

    • @MrDiehardNoob
      @MrDiehardNoob 5 лет назад +47

      Anodyne

    • @boomznbladez405
      @boomznbladez405 5 лет назад +11

      Anodyne*

    • @victorrain
      @victorrain 4 года назад +15

      @Michael Cheritto Hey Slick, give him a break. He could have said, ‘Aloha’ and punched you in the balls.

    • @victorrain
      @victorrain 3 года назад

      @watergod 83 ruclips.net/video/U5Hbh3HDekM/видео.html

    • @bobayotte2940
      @bobayotte2940 3 года назад

      @@victorrain that's where I was heading mmkay

  • @OmariObinna
    @OmariObinna Месяц назад +3

    “A child should sleep on his bed 🛏️ not under it”

  • @thatoneguy6165
    @thatoneguy6165 3 года назад +31

    When he said that Battleship was still in Tuscon theaters I lost my shit.

    • @kidkique
      @kidkique 2 года назад

      yuck - did u find it??? 😳

  • @ThaaiSamurai
    @ThaaiSamurai 5 лет назад +24

    That NPR bit always cracks me up

  • @michaelfox2433
    @michaelfox2433 3 года назад +1

    Loved the Bill Shatner reference that most people won't get.......

  • @six-stringphantom1402
    @six-stringphantom1402 5 лет назад +309

    Lois messed Peter up that way she can use his stupidity against him, as an excuse to cheat and do other bs things.

    • @rdone4932
      @rdone4932 5 лет назад +33

      That's how women work

    • @jefryt67
      @jefryt67 4 года назад +13

      She made him fat and undesirable too

    • @rubendominguez5260
      @rubendominguez5260 4 года назад +25

      Lois is toxic af

    • @rhester02
      @rhester02 3 года назад +2

      0+

    • @wwehulk8798
      @wwehulk8798 3 года назад +12

      @@rdone4932 No that's how anyone who's horrible and toxic ppl work. Nice try sexist bot

  • @Izzyduude
    @Izzyduude 4 года назад +38

    Battleship will never leave theatres in Tucson..ever.

  • @colepik165
    @colepik165 10 месяцев назад +2

    As a Tucson resident I’m happy that I was represented accurately in this. 🐻⬇️

  • @KiLLED5639
    @KiLLED5639 3 года назад +30

    "Heads up guys, I farted on the doorstep but it's hot on my trail" 🤣

  • @L0wn3y4
    @L0wn3y4 5 лет назад +71

    That William Shatner impression was actually really good 😂😂

  • @still.horizon6238
    @still.horizon6238 2 года назад +4

    This is by far the best episode in the series

  • @skey8809
    @skey8809 5 лет назад +184

    let me make some examples for u with anodyne.
    “He is anodyne to deal with unpleasant situations.”
    “He is an anodyne people”

    • @daleketchup7434
      @daleketchup7434 5 лет назад +2

      postmodern liberalist I don’t know what 8 of the words from the first sentence mean!

    • @spaceclaw1958
      @spaceclaw1958 5 лет назад +5

      Congrats, now I have even LESS of an idea what that means.

    • @shanequinn7409
      @shanequinn7409 5 лет назад

      So is it it the opposite to activate

    • @kapitankapital6580
      @kapitankapital6580 5 лет назад +7

      @@shanequinn7409 Kinda, anodyne means, in this context, harmless or soothing. The word originally was a term for a pain killer, and pain killing drugs more generally, in the 19th Century, and its meaning as an adjective reflects that. Imagine if somebody described a person or thing by comparing them to paracetamol.

    • @AlaskanGhost
      @AlaskanGhost 5 лет назад +2

      "This aloe vera is sweet anodyne for these burns."

  • @brissadlr9939
    @brissadlr9939 3 года назад +18

    Lois learned a very valuable lesson. You should never change people for who they are.

    • @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
      @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty Год назад +1

      Unless they're an idiot redneck who won't change their traditional values. In that case, you are obligated to change their views by force.

  • @rphb5870
    @rphb5870 3 года назад +8

    I can't have been the only one who thought this was about Peter going to Italy.
    But based on his reaction to visiting New York and San Francisco, if they had sent him to Tuscany, he would have come back as Dr. Manhattan.

    • @skahler
      @skahler 2 года назад

      Ya if it'd been SF he wouldn't have farted at the doorstep it would've been into a glass

  • @justinballard7242
    @justinballard7242 5 лет назад +29

    "Ohhhhh I don't even think it's oak"

  • @TheWasif
    @TheWasif 3 года назад +24

    Stewie doing Shatner singing Rocket Man may be the deepest cut on the Internet.

    • @sirbacon761
      @sirbacon761 3 года назад +2

      I was looking to see if anyone else noticed this.

  • @scottjohnson7267
    @scottjohnson7267 18 дней назад +1

    Just watched this cut from 5 years ago but this is good for current times too. Brian was exactly like Tump, total Moran and trying to make himself sound smart!

  • @camerondavidson2026
    @camerondavidson2026 5 лет назад +21

    I was born and raised on the west side of Tucson and I actually love it I have no idea why everyone says it sucks

    • @cadenhester5169
      @cadenhester5169 3 года назад +1

      And the heat....man it gets like 120 in summer

    • @yz347
      @yz347 3 года назад +3

      @@cadenhester5169 the hottest in recent history was 117 in 1990

    • @jukeboxhero1649
      @jukeboxhero1649 3 года назад

      It's like Rubber Johnny there. Watch Rubber Johnny and you got Tucson

    • @Alan-gi2ku
      @Alan-gi2ku 3 года назад +2

      @@johnperic6860 You mean the Santa Cruz river that runs north-south?

    • @LegalShield3000
      @LegalShield3000 3 года назад +2

      Visited Tucson, thought it was fine. Nice medium sized city. Phoenix is available if you want more.

  • @jonthegeologist616
    @jonthegeologist616 3 года назад +12

    I liked how he went
    Then I'll just read to you
    "Game of thrones"

  • @scoobythesnack5363
    @scoobythesnack5363 6 месяцев назад +1

    As a Tucson native I can say, that is super accurate

  • @borninacave
    @borninacave 4 года назад +38

    3:52 the guy in bottom left corner is punching himself in the crotch 🤣🤣

  • @rooseveltbrentwood9654
    @rooseveltbrentwood9654 5 лет назад +99

    so that guy who punched peter looks about right, and that was definitely the Tucson airport, but this is an inaccurate depiction due to the lack of tattoos and gauged ears.

    • @lawrencefeldman7744
      @lawrencefeldman7744 3 года назад +1

      I've never been to Tucson but you just said a lobefull!!!!

  • @nikolasmokalis3425
    @nikolasmokalis3425 2 года назад +2

    NPR Peter might be one of my favorite Family Guy jokes yet

  • @jamfoxs
    @jamfoxs 3 года назад +17

    I've visited Tucson many times.. Sounds about right 🤣

  • @workdayfiddle
    @workdayfiddle 4 года назад +71

    As a person who lives close to Tucson, this is scarily accurate.

  • @Dan-y8c3m
    @Dan-y8c3m 2 месяца назад +1

    Tucson born and raised, it’s all I know…but dang on family guy, now I’m proud.

  • @punkrockdavid
    @punkrockdavid 3 года назад +11

    My friend said coming from Tucson all the targets had to close down because it was too expensive so nobody shopped there. They just kept going to walmart

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 5 лет назад +48

    _Treasure Island_ by Robert Louis Stevenson is an awesome book. Really. You can practically smell the salt air, old wood and spiced rum through its words.

    • @barrymccahckiner3672
      @barrymccahckiner3672 2 года назад +3

      Hell yeah. I know it’s good cause I haven’t read it in 10+ years and I still remember the one legged man lol

    • @williamhaynes4800
      @williamhaynes4800 2 года назад +2

      Herman Melville's Moby Dick also. Especially the movie starring Gregory Peck.

    • @tobexdmasterofjej6363
      @tobexdmasterofjej6363 2 года назад

      @@williamhaynes4800 what about Robert loggia?

    • @Pseudoplasmagore
      @Pseudoplasmagore Год назад +1

      Has it been translated to Finnish? I don't English so well.

  • @rt6692
    @rt6692 Год назад +2

    There's an epidemic of purse stealings happening 24/7 in Tucson. That's Why!
    - Bobby Hill

  • @johnhayesii6976
    @johnhayesii6976 5 лет назад +50

    Thank you, Steve Gutenberg. XD 😂😂 😂
    BTW, it's Johannes.

    • @victorrain
      @victorrain 5 лет назад

      Steve Gutenberg is the Jewish actor Alan is talking about in The Hangover right before they return Tyler to his mother.

    • @johnhayesii6976
      @johnhayesii6976 5 лет назад

      Talking 'bout the inventor of the Printing Press, sweet cheeks. XD 😂 😂☠️☠️☠️

    • @vaderbomb91
      @vaderbomb91 5 лет назад +1

      Yes, we all get the obvious joke. Thank you.

    • @johnhayesii6976
      @johnhayesii6976 5 лет назад +1

      Apparently not. XD 😂 😂☠️ ☠️

  • @ilikecorn542
    @ilikecorn542 3 года назад +9

    I just moved to Phoenix. I havn't been to Tuscon yet. This is pretty much how people describe it tho.

  • @Zach_TheGamer
    @Zach_TheGamer 6 месяцев назад +1

    I went to U of A for 2 years. The campus is nice, but everything outside of campus is completely accurate to this clip.

  • @aperson22222
    @aperson22222 3 года назад +8

    I’ve only flown into Tucson once but I remember its airport fondly.

  • @BDCogar
    @BDCogar 5 лет назад +24

    Um....a friend asked me what “anodyne” means. 😂

  • @r0ckt3hc4sb4h
    @r0ckt3hc4sb4h 14 дней назад +1

    Confirmed; desert boogers are a thing.

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 3 года назад +11

    So this is why Jojo wanted some California grass

  • @michaelkeha
    @michaelkeha 3 года назад +17

    Funny thing is I have seen more people from the Tuscon skit in New York and San Fransisco than I saw in Tuscon

  • @ericv7720
    @ericv7720 27 дней назад

    As a longtime Tucson resident...this is accurate!

  • @eleventhprimarch5303
    @eleventhprimarch5303 3 года назад +27

    I live in Phoenix. This is exactly how we see Tuscon people.

    • @portil
      @portil 3 года назад +1

      TUSCON people? 😂

    • @samisukkar3151
      @samisukkar3151 3 года назад +4

      All Arizona sucks balls honestly I have never met more ignorant/stupid people like that in my life

    • @ClownGutzz
      @ClownGutzz 3 года назад +4

      @@samisukkar3151 Heyy not all of Arizona, most of it, but not all- Flagstaff is pretty chill. As long as you’re not an asshole of some sort, I’ve not met one crazy person there yet haha

    • @freestyla85
      @freestyla85 9 месяцев назад

      The area around Phoneix airport gave danger vibes when I was there, luckily I had a rental so I made a hasty exit.