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I never said that in my life. On my birthday this year I got so drunk I didn’t even know what was even celebrated afterwards 😂😂 I’ll triple or at the very least double that next year. I NEVER say I’m not drinking again, but if I ever do, I’m a fucking liar.
I was in a pool hall drunk myself and I had gone to the bathroom. Someone came in after me and I heard some noise as he came in. I asked him if someone had been an asshole and he says yeah. Turns out, there's this drunk college kid right next to my table going nuts. They had to call security in to kick the guy out.
Yeah I've met the bad kind of drunk, the guy who has a few drinks and then he starts wondering people are looking at him funny and next thing you know he's trying to fight four or five people in the parking lot and falling over, and the cops are called and then when they show up he starts trying to fight them. I've met the bad kind of drunk many times, I look at him everyday in the mirror
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Horace: [gives Brian his martini, but hesitates before giving Stewie his] "Hey, is he eighteen?" Brian: "Horace, the legal drinking age is twenty-one." Horace:"Oh." [gives Stewie the martini[]
wow! its almost like I didn't watch the fucking video and just went to the comments to see what actually occurred! thanks for reiterating what anyone with functioning eyes and ears saw and heard! maybe you should spend more time losing weight than writing fucking transcripts for the video. are you a deaf translator that you have to fucking write every word of what literally 600K people saw and heard? just stay off youtube if you're gonna keep doing this transcript/translation bullshit.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to Chris' room, we're doing a masturbation intervention. I've got a bunch of his friends sitting in a circle in there... OH DEAR GOD" *runs to intervene* Dying 😂😂😂
I get that people don't like the new Stewie, and miss the old, crazy, evil, Stewie. But, I love this Stewie as much, as the old one. P.S Love his crazy drunken laugh
Yeah, he was one-dimensional. And his old personality didn't lend well to interactions with others and storylines which didn't revolve around matricide, which got old fast.
@@xxIluvyouguysxxHis normal speaking voice, yes.... but we're talking about his drunk behavior in these clips...they resemble Dudley Moore's "drunk" portrayal in Arthur and other comedy bits.
I absolutely love Stewie's drunk laugh
I Do Too
Same😂
True his laugh too is amazing
Agreed
Literally sounds like the joker
Stewie is the reason why people like the show
Fact
#true lmao wtf ditto nvm =D
You’re not wrong!!
Brian is the only one who understands stewie. And sometimes Chris
And also Peter
Brian’s an even worse alcoholic than Stewie, he even admitted that he can’t go one day without drinking.
Same brain same
Hes also one big scumbag , alcoholism is just the peak of the iceberg
Yes but alcohol is good for kids
Brody Penn stewies a kid you moron
Jonny2Hotty its a comedy tv show you incel
“hey is he 18?”
“horace the drinking age is 21”
“oh”
in my place, it's 16
In the UK, you can drink alcohol at pretty much any age as long as it's a small amount and as part of a meal or smth
😅 In America, we start drinking at 16.
You can't legally buy it until, 21 (with exception of some tribal lands-18).- QueerPunk 🦄🧷
@@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy yeah, tough here you can buy alcohol with the age of 16 legally. Not Talking about the First time you Start drinking.
@@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchyyou don’t need to sign off as “queer” niggas take one look at you and know 😂
Stewie is a very accurate representation of my alcoholic roommate 😂😂
oof
Geez, I hope you get a better roommate if you haven't already.
Lies again? Los Angeles Ugly Bros
No, don’t do drugs
I'm that roomate
"We should probably exchange numbers." "Ok. I'm a 10. You're a 4" 😁😄😆😂🤣
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Yes we all saw the clip
favorite line of the scene
@@danielguzman4338 blind black people didnt
@@danielguzman4338 why do you care so much about someone's comment? Did it bother you, does your back hurt everytime you look at this comment?
I have been looking all over the table for you
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
"Is the yawghurrt shop still open"
Brian was pissed off because he said it the british way 😂.
@@bruhyoullneverknowmyname3422 he said it exactly when i read this comment
naruto amv same lmao 😆
MC S I was reading this and Stevie said at the same time I read it
Brian: “If you say it like that one more time I’m gonna drown you”
Stewie: “Yawguhrt”
Stewies drunk laugh kills me everytime 😂
0:25
The whole thing is inspired by Dudley Moore's character from the movie Arthur, worth seeing. :)
Joker be like...
"I don't have a cough and my sinuses are remarkably wide open"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Time stamp, please?
@@NightmareScarecrow4:12
What would that indicate?
@@ReubenWaltonit’s a joke because all the cough syrup he’s drinking cleared up his sinuses
@@masonf7332 It's funny, because Peter makes the same joke a few seasons later, when he snorts an entire bottle of nasal decongestant lol.
“ I was out like a light, slept through the flight “
"Really trynna kite, wonder if it's night"
“babygurl wanna do anal but she too tight”
2muchDBZ Ssj oop I just followed the flow 🔥
Richard Lawrence 🤣
David Cordova that was pretty cringe
"What are you doing?"
"Being awesome."
My favorite line lol
That's me Everytime when I feel good inside
This is my new saying everytime I'm drunk and they ask me what I'm doing.
@@bambam3696mine all the time!!!
“Whoa, whoa. You’re in no condition to drive.”
Stewie is a ballsy drunk man saying Brian wasn't gonna drown him.
Stewies killed Brian
Brian: it’s not for kids
Stewie: You’re not for kids
Savage.
*HAAHAAHAAHAAHAA*
😂😂😂😂
Stewie what are you doing? “Being awesome” 😂😂😂
“You’re gonna be so drunk you’ll never want to drink again!”
God, I felt this so hard😂
But drinking is important 🥤🥛🧃
SAME😂😂😂
I never said that in my life. On my birthday this year I got so drunk I didn’t even know what was even celebrated afterwards 😂😂
I’ll triple or at the very least double that next year.
I NEVER say I’m not drinking again, but if I ever do, I’m a fucking liar.
You will never drink again? Never worked for me?
@@lilrav4205 Why do people even drink when it just makes most feel sick and/or more easily angered?
At least Stewie is the good kind of drunk
I was in a pool hall drunk myself and I had gone to the bathroom. Someone came in after me and I heard some noise as he came in. I asked him if someone had been an asshole and he says yeah. Turns out, there's this drunk college kid right next to my table going nuts. They had to call security in to kick the guy out.
It’s like with psychedelics, it’s just reflecting out what’s deep inside stronger
Dude is this in response to a deleted comment or something, or what is happening here? 🤣 @@shanekeenaNYC
Yeah I've met the bad kind of drunk, the guy who has a few drinks and then he starts wondering people are looking at him funny and next thing you know he's trying to fight four or five people in the parking lot and falling over, and the cops are called and then when they show up he starts trying to fight them. I've met the bad kind of drunk many times, I look at him everyday in the mirror
If being out of touch with reality, annoying and unable to control their own body is a "good drunk" then i wouldn't want to be around either
Stewie talking like famous dex
Stella Nuella 💀 💀 💀
yuh dexturrrr
@top.comment. god
Stella Nuella LOL
Who?
3:14 that drunk blink is so accurate
The best line of this episode is when he first tries it and says “Ohh, this is what Lil Wayne keeps almost dying from” 😂😂😂
*drunk stewie is literally the best*
Quackers?? 😂😂😂😂
“I was OUT LIKE A LIGHT” lol
Stewie mode xD
Logophile what wha? Lol
Like a light like a light slept through the flight
I literally thought about Drake’s verse when I heard Stewie’s line 😂😂😂 I was looking for this comment
2:39 always kills me regardless how many times I rewatch this clip
I can touch my head, shoulders, knees, & toes knees & toes.
@@souljadro6900 *STOP IT*
@Ausles *Stewie rides on tricycle* where’s the radio?
lol
@@tafsibhuiyan8730 OMG are you okay?
5:14 this is the most underrated line ever…. “Thanks for taking it all in stride…”😂😂😂😂😂😂
You missed the timestamp, it's 5:09
“Let’s order a kebab”
“And mister duckforsd would like some quackers”
“Wouldn’t it be great if you were my butler”
Get me some yoogat
Kheeebaab
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0:24 “You’re not for kids. DAHAHAHAHA!”
Stewie your drunk
Rekt.
@@williamjones1893 oh Brian is all serious oh I don't I don't drink in the morning cause I'm about to land on the plane hahaha hahaha
@Harmony Mae Kwapisz Galaxy 69 all right all right just calm down and I oh I think I put my feet on the wrong shoes
Harmony Mae Kwapisz Galaxy 69 Brian Brian oh uh hold on mr ducksber I’ll get to you Brian
When Stewie said “I think I put my shoes on the wrong feet” I felt that
Turns out Peter was wearing his shoes
1:25 "I've made a series of small poops in the bath and I need you to scoop them out with this fish net." DEAAAADDD😂😂
My favorite is when he said “Yeah, I’m not doing that.” 😂
"I dont have a cough, and my sinuses are remarkably wide open but I have a problem!!" Lmao
Brian’s introduced Stewie to alcohol on 2 different occasions. Each time Brian’s surprised when Stewie’s wasted😂
Horace: [gives Brian his martini, but hesitates before giving Stewie his] "Hey, is he eighteen?"
Brian: "Horace, the legal drinking age is twenty-one."
Horace:"Oh." [gives Stewie the martini[]
Well if we count since the show was aired... Stewie should be an adult
13 years
We know we watched the video
wow! its almost like I didn't watch the fucking video and just went to the comments to see what actually occurred! thanks for reiterating what anyone with functioning eyes and ears saw and heard! maybe you should spend more time losing weight than writing fucking transcripts for the video. are you a deaf translator that you have to fucking write every word of what literally 600K people saw and heard? just stay off youtube if you're gonna keep doing this transcript/translation bullshit.
just keep on pairing fictional characters and get off family guy unless you're about to write some fucking porno fanfic about quagmire and brian
I just understood that “giraffe and octupus who let little kids grind on their rump” means Stewie grinds him animals lmao
wait, everyone does that right?
@@epic1053 lol
3:41 is why I'm here 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 "who let little boys grind on his rump" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
You have your own problems
Seth mcfarlene legit has the best drunk guy impression in all of entertainment
Fun fact. He was drunk when he recorded these lol
Stewie’s drunk laugh is hilarious 😂
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to Chris' room, we're doing a masturbation intervention. I've got a bunch of his friends sitting in a circle in there... OH DEAR GOD" *runs to intervene*
Dying 😂😂😂
I don’t get it……
@beavermuffin lol, there are jerking off together
@@beavermuffinguess what he did with the plushies
@@ryqueezy6327 can see what Chris did with the plushies? (Grabs astroglide and lotion)
@@fudgepacker2858it helps lubricate your shoes to learn how to moonwalk like michael jackson
"wait Stewie, what are you doing", "Being awesome" 😂
I get that people don't like the new Stewie, and miss the old, crazy, evil, Stewie. But, I love this Stewie as much, as the old one. P.S Love his crazy drunken laugh
Yes drunk gay Stewie is best
Old Stewie use to speak in very big words such as Bastille, tyranny e t c
@@ijaimambula1735 he still does
Yeah, he was one-dimensional. And his old personality didn't lend well to interactions with others and storylines which didn't revolve around matricide, which got old fast.
@@ijaimambula1735 "very big words" first word has two syllables
I love Stewie’s hysterical laughter throughout this entire escapade
"And Mr. Duckford would like some quackers." 🤣🤣 My favorite part.
The splashing laugh with the eyes 😂
The way Stewie pronounces yogurt 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Saif Ullah Khan British people are not real people
Yah-gurt
@@ланаиванова-й4б I love you for this comment
@@channingrobinsonl "if you say it like that one more time I am going to drown you"
Stop saying that
“You’re not for kids!”
you're*
ArgrusGaming shut up
@@justinroberts2562 -- you're
AHahaHaHAha!
TestMeatDollSteak shut up
1:58 how Stewie just tested him is the funniest thing to me
And then immediately wants an affirmation from him. Very realistic
Can we please have a series of just drunk Stewie?
The rest of the family can be there too....but Stewie has to be drunk at all times.
“I’ve been looking all Over the table for you “ ME ON THANKSGIVING 💀
Its only a few days away
3:09 damn those are some good instrumentals
@Miami Sports me
Miami Sports me
People who love music like me
Right when they crashed into the bar I started laughing so hard lmao
Same
fr 🤣
I like how they modeled Stewie after Dudley Moore’s “Arthur” character.
I was just about to write this exact comment!
I didn't catch it at first...until they gave him the top hat. Then I realized the cackle was totally Dudley.
That’s was classic!!
They modeled him after Rex Harrison
@@xxIluvyouguysxxHis normal speaking voice, yes.... but we're talking about his drunk behavior in these clips...they resemble Dudley Moore's "drunk" portrayal in Arthur and other comedy bits.
The underdog in this whole video is the masterfully set up “circlejerk” joke
3:20 oh crap I should of known something was up when I saw all those cars out front
Horus- "Is he 18?" Brian- "Horus the drinking age is 21" Horus- "Oh" simply walks away..
Yeah I watched it
@@KrisVic91 no you didn't I was outside your window waiting to see you watch.
@@brycez.4879 why?
@@KrisVic91 because I was trying to spread some free literature.
@@KrisVic91 he was trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
Kind of weird that they're friends, when one loves Lois & the other hates Lois.
@V B Really? Well, that's awkward for Lois. Her dog & infant son both want her. And Peter...
NSPcrazY112 don’t forget quagmire
@@byamba9835 Well, Quagmire likes everyone. It would be weird lf Quagmire DIDN'T like you.
@Mcdicks weeb.
Stewie doesn't mind Lois anymore
Stewie is pronouncing yoghurt correctly..
slabby rider fight me
@@pepeshel8445 ok, I'll use my hwhip
Sounds like he is saying "yoga"
@@universeantimatter627 no that's what the American pronunciations sounds like.
“Yo-gurt”
That’s the correct pronunciation
"Oh Brian. Oh there you are. I've been looking all over the table for you."
😅😅😅
Man I grew up watching Family guy, Stewie singing was iconic to me 😂
Me too
LOL
0:05 " I've been looking all over the table for you" something I would say when I've been drinking 😂
"Out like a light, slept thru the flight" 😂
Drake bit stewie lol
@@richardtaylor3123 indeed he did
"Oh oh, I think I put my shoes on the wrong feet"
*Really Ohsom*
0:58 I’ll be right with you Mr.Duckford I died😂😂😂😂
0:33 Stewie: I don’t drink in the morning because I’m not to land the plane hahahahahahaha 🥴🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣.
😂😂😂😂
People in the UK;
“What’s wrong with how he’s saying yoghurt... oh yeah...”
Cool hwhip.
Stewies drunk laugh is hilarious...lmfao
6:26 how his foot reach the gas paddle 😂😂😂
The way he said shhhh😂😂
Family
Guy
Logic
3:41 😂😂😂 had me dying
For some reason I crack up every time @ "You love Lois!"... "Shut up!" LOL @ 5:52
"I don't have a cold, my sinuses are REMARKABLY wide open!"
0:12 Stevie inspired sicko mode confirmed
Stewie is the core to the show 😂😂😂😂
2:18 KILLES ME EVERY TIME 😂😂😂😂😂
The way stewie says your not for kids always makes me laugh
0:24 Stewie: You’re not for kids! (Laughs manically)😂
Brian: Stewie, you’re drunk
His laugh reminds me of this white parrot from Rio Movie.
Alexa Moonlight ur first person that shared the same thought- lol :)
Omg true!!!
You mean Nigel? Almost same laugh, but Nigel has longer laugh:D
I've been looking all over the table for you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I’ve been looking all over the table for you” 😂😂😂😂😂
I always found stewie leaving the bottle on the car oddly amusing
Stewie being drunk is exactly how I was the first few times😂😂😂😂😂
@@fudgepacker2858 not super crazy lol
"Is he 18.. the drinking age is 21.. oky" 😂
Stewie’s drunk laugh is too fucking funny
"Am I a good little guy?" 😂
“And Mr.Duckforth would want some quackos” 😂😂
“I’m not gonna get the fruit there’s a ghost right there!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No one:
Nobody ever:
Stewie: can you get me some yahgurt?
Shut up, you're not funny whatsoever
@@jensb3946 and you're a dick
This joke is so lame and overrated. Gah Dam shit the hell up
No one:
Not a Soul:
Likes this meme.
Jens B lol oh you big mad
To the black man, thanks for taking it all in stride. 😂
“Hey… hey Brian… am I a good little guy?” 😂
4:25 that part always cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BRIAN YOUR INTERFERING WITH MY PROFESSIONAL BUSINESS 😂😂
2:24 "Stewie what are you doing? Being awsome"
Stewie drunk laugh sounds like Joaquin Phoenix joker 😂😂😂
😂
All of drunk Stewie's laugh
0:26 0:36 1:20 3:06
thank you
What I don’t get is how Stewie can even stomach that much cough syrup
I don't get how my dad managed to stomach so much cough syrup
Isn't that mouth wash though? 😂😂
Because he is a Griffin! Lol
0:11 when you realize this is a Drake song
When you realize that is a really old saying that predates this and the song.
Tsusuru //TRZ but it’s not a drake song it’s a Travis Scott song you fucking idiot
It’s neither a Travis Scott or drake song it’s just a common saying people use 🙄
More proof that this show is only alive bc Stewie literally carries it
Brian is also hilarious, especially the realtor bit.
0:14 stewie griffin he’s in sicko mode
I thought I was the only one that caught on to that 😂
"Peter, Meg Brian... your too drunk lmaoooooo .Brian and stewie drunk together is outstanding 👏
Bro Stewie, making sure his milk doesn’t fall after walking out of the car has got to be one of the funniest simple things I’ve ever seen😂
Stewie's hysterical laugh proved Seth could voice the joker lol
😂 Watching this again Stewie singing the lyrics to the “MASH” theme music is great.
1:17 is so cute to me idk why.
probably because you are some sick sjw that wants a fucking drunk toddler and a dog to date
@@callmekekk2.092 hey mate chill out it's just a joke it's pretty funny come down no one sjw I'm not I think it's funny as well so chill out SpongeBob
@@callmekekk2.092 Who hurt you?
@@alfie1870 that isnt a joke, thats someones opinion. "this is so cute to me" is not a joke
@@Chiefshielda redpills
2:15
“Come on! Get-get down there you old bag!”
💀💀💀
"we should probably exchange numbers. "
Stewie: Okay. I'm a 10. You're a 4. "