Stewie Exacts Revenge on Boy Who Stole His Bike

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @captianfoxyhyenaslayer7502
    @captianfoxyhyenaslayer7502 6 лет назад +8647

    Wow, when stewie started crying, Brian just sat next to him and put his arm around him. That's what friends are for

    • @arsenal4739
      @arsenal4739 6 лет назад +62

      CaptainFoxy Hyenaslayer this comment is edited in 2021, wow, I cannot believe how toxic I was. I honestly deserve harsh criticism or to be shitted on. Anyways, sorry for this. Hope you all have good lives!

    • @dominickperez2952
      @dominickperez2952 6 лет назад +173

      EnterGood Name well excuuuuuse me princess

    • @backthefuckupoffme9767
      @backthefuckupoffme9767 6 лет назад +104

      CaptainFoxy Hyenaslayer Back before Brian became a major douche.

    • @richardescobar9306
      @richardescobar9306 6 лет назад +16

      EnterGood Name common sense is a book written by Tomas pain

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 6 лет назад +23

      Now he gives Stewie herpes

  • @herbienbrian2
    @herbienbrian2 3 года назад +7257

    Brian comforting Stewie was a genuinely wholesome moment.

    • @FatherofFFD
      @FatherofFFD 3 года назад +193

      Yeah, until Brian owes Stewie $50. Ha ha ha

    • @trishaann1616
      @trishaann1616 3 года назад +24

      I love fg but wholesome it's not.

    • @aleksandar8225
      @aleksandar8225 3 года назад +81

      Yeah the old Brian was better than the new one who just uses people

    • @deandrewoods5621
      @deandrewoods5621 3 года назад +2

      Gaaaaaaay

    • @yanrokbowl28
      @yanrokbowl28 2 года назад +12

      It's a blend of hilarity due to the delivery, and sadness because we sympathize.

  • @Apocalypse9696
    @Apocalypse9696 5 лет назад +11032

    stewie rides and builds spaceships and time machines but feels a tricycle is exhilarating

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 лет назад +550

      That's what i'm thinking 😂😂

    • @ace-gx5go
      @ace-gx5go 5 лет назад +26

      Aryaman Gupta Hiaitien

    • @cousin_skeeter1828
      @cousin_skeeter1828 5 лет назад +202

      Aryaman Gupta dude he’s a baby

    • @Apocalypse9696
      @Apocalypse9696 5 лет назад +135

      @@cousin_skeeter1828 he builds time machines and weapons of mass destruction.
      And is a genius.

    • @sajenius18
      @sajenius18 5 лет назад +216

      Aryaman Gupta . The point is he is still a baby. Other episodes show him enjoying baby powder and such... it goes along with his simplicity as just a baby

  • @airborntruck6263
    @airborntruck6263 3 года назад +1577

    It's funny how Stewie calls Meg and Chris "the kids" when they are much older than he is. 😂

    • @mrferrer9485
      @mrferrer9485 3 года назад +27

      I always do that to my older sister and parents 🤣👻

    • @justinianthegreat154
      @justinianthegreat154 2 года назад +28

      But he‘s smarter than both of them

    • @wrathybear
      @wrathybear 11 месяцев назад +6

      Technically they’re still kids, Stewie is just a bit too literal

  • @ionianorion9349
    @ionianorion9349 5 лет назад +20602

    Its funny when Stewie acts like a child but mixed with a adult personality

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 лет назад +1291

      He's a degenerate 😂

    • @misplaced3117
      @misplaced3117 4 года назад +727

      I mean, He is a psychopathic toddler, so I guess yeah

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 4 года назад +229

      I miss when he was just an evil baby

    • @AliciaHandsome
      @AliciaHandsome 4 года назад +73

      an*

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 4 года назад +41

      Alicia Lovis no that’s wrong
      Read that sentence again

  • @masonsmith9884
    @masonsmith9884 5 лет назад +2290

    0:13 “Toys R Overpriced”
    Yes, yes they are...

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 лет назад +113

      Most underrated scene 😂😂

    • @mrsnrub6848
      @mrsnrub6848 4 года назад +54

      R.I.P. Toys "R" Us

    • @SavageMexicanBoi
      @SavageMexicanBoi 4 года назад +12

      Oh wow I didn’t even noticed that lol

    • @w.angel17
      @w.angel17 4 года назад +13

      no wonder y it shut down...but still 💔😪 rip to my childhood

    • @anad4370
      @anad4370 3 года назад

      Ditto

  • @georgivanev7466
    @georgivanev7466 5 лет назад +6286

    He goes full John Wick for his tricycle

    • @Pharoax
      @Pharoax 5 лет назад +77

      Just like how john wick would protect his puppy

    • @lacondrathompson1747
      @lacondrathompson1747 4 года назад +30

      00:13+00:14

    • @jcplays3842
      @jcplays3842 3 года назад +33

      @@Pharoax To be brutally honestly, John Wick failed to protect the puppy.

    • @herbienbrian2
      @herbienbrian2 3 года назад +41

      @@jcplays3842 Yeah but he sure as hell avenged it, and that counts for something.

    • @ashketchup4966
      @ashketchup4966 3 года назад +8

      As a huge John wick fan I’m happy to be the 1000th like on this comment

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 2 года назад +235

    This is so heartwarming, because it's so rare to see Stewie so genuinely excited with something wholesome and age-appropriate, and so rare so see him so sad and vulnerable that he sobs like that.

  • @messi10609
    @messi10609 5 лет назад +8588

    The trash blowing in the wind got me dead 😂

    • @pencilsniper
      @pencilsniper 5 лет назад +83

      Lionel Messi how is it as soon as that scene comes up, I see your comment lol

    • @theseproblemsmatter1
      @theseproblemsmatter1 5 лет назад +71

      It's more funny that i scrolled down to this as i got to this part

    • @jesseyang8172
      @jesseyang8172 5 лет назад +304

      american beauty?

    • @TheGio3gio
      @TheGio3gio 5 лет назад +30

      @@jesseyang8172 indeed

    • @powheadshot7766
      @powheadshot7766 5 лет назад +173

      “ITS JUST SOME TRASH BLOWING IN THE WIND. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW COMPLICATED YOUR CIRCITORY SYSTEM IS?!?!”

  • @reubenfuchs2747
    @reubenfuchs2747 3 года назад +3459

    “Your cruelty merely stems from some deep seated inner pain, so the obvious remedy is a healthy does of OUTER PAIN!” HAHAHA THIS IS GOLD

    • @hamidnsafari2760
      @hamidnsafari2760 3 года назад +4

      krnl wtf is that

    • @SSKMusicBeats
      @SSKMusicBeats 3 года назад +44

      Literally Societies remedy to criminals lol

    • @thinkthensend9228
      @thinkthensend9228 3 года назад +12

      Deep-seeded healthy dose, does is what does does

    • @MuhammadFarukh
      @MuhammadFarukh 3 года назад +3

      @@SSKMusicBeats Honest to god, I still don’t know how I feel about the death penalty.

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 3 года назад +2

      @@MuhammadFarukh Drug dealers/murderers deserve it

  • @bestusernameever6518
    @bestusernameever6518 6 лет назад +5346

    Stewie: "How old are you?"
    Bully: "7"
    Stewie: "Well. My, my, you're practically a lady"

    • @nicholaslawrence6926
      @nicholaslawrence6926 5 лет назад +186

      It's actually a reference from The Sound of Music : )

    • @7473R
      @7473R 5 лет назад +30

      @@nicholaslawrence6926 I don't get it

    • @unxprienced9548
      @unxprienced9548 5 лет назад +172

      Tate Pennick because in the movie when the new nanny (I forgot her name) meets the youngest kid and when she mentions says she’s seven the nanny says that line.

    • @7473R
      @7473R 5 лет назад +17

      @@unxprienced9548 Ok thanks

    • @nicholaslawrence6926
      @nicholaslawrence6926 5 лет назад +56

      @@7473R
      To add to what was posted above, yes, the new nanny to the Von Trapp household, Maria, asked the youngest girl to introduce herself.
      The girl, Gretl, said, "My name is Gretl, and I'm going to be seven on Tuesday."
      And Maria says, "My, you're practically a lady."
      Seth MacFarlane is quite a Sound of Music fan, so it's not surprising he would drop that reference.

  • @NeoVelocity
    @NeoVelocity 3 года назад +201

    The gym sellers coming on strong with pretending to cut deals and talking too much is so accurate

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 2 года назад +5

      Is that REALLY the way it goes? I've never been in a gym in my life! LOL

    • @blaze031gshine
      @blaze031gshine 2 года назад +14

      @@retroguy9494 YES!!!
      I’ve been to like 5 gyms and aside from blink fitness, they ALL act the same way 😂

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 2 года назад +7

      @@blaze031gshine Sounds like used car salesmen to ME! LOL And they're bad enough!
      I guess I was lucky to have a father who was into physical fitness and therefore, we had a lot of the equipment at home. A gym membership wasn't necessary!

  • @jacobproductions7501
    @jacobproductions7501 5 лет назад +4916

    "Who was that guy"
    😂😂😂
    Oh my God that was hilarious!

  • @aegiseurobeat4559
    @aegiseurobeat4559 6 лет назад +5153

    "We're playing house."
    "But that boy is all tied up."
    "....Roman Polanski's house."

    • @95ellington
      @95ellington 6 лет назад +97

      I had to look that up to see who it was LOL

    • @KillbotSw
      @KillbotSw 6 лет назад +27

      @@95ellington who is it?

    • @meIatonin
      @meIatonin 6 лет назад +72

      @@KillbotSw Google is there for a reason

    • @KillbotSw
      @KillbotSw 6 лет назад +43

      @@meIatonin wasnt talking to you.

    • @meIatonin
      @meIatonin 6 лет назад +156

      @@KillbotSw That doesn't matter this is a public comment section.

  • @blipflipped6680
    @blipflipped6680 6 лет назад +1568

    2:53 That's really sweet of Brian, where he just sits with Stewie, rubbing his head to calm him down. I appreciate their bonding moments the _most_ from this show.

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 6 лет назад +86

      I watch my brothers dog once a week, and one time I reacted emotionally to a video and she thought I was in distress and came running at me to comfort me. Dogs are the best...

    • @mammaboy1
      @mammaboy1 6 лет назад +3

      This is one of my favorites

    • @The_Beast_666
      @The_Beast_666 6 лет назад +3

      K4inan reacted emotionally as in pissed your pants?

    • @magicman9218
      @magicman9218 6 лет назад +6

      Except he was standing right there to see it get stolen and didn't help

    • @dianitestar1234
      @dianitestar1234 6 лет назад

      yet he ruins everything else he touches....

  • @agent-bunganil-numero-uno
    @agent-bunganil-numero-uno 2 года назад +168

    Yeah we gotta commend him, Stewie is just too funny like a 40% child with 60% adult personality love it man he's carried this show for years

  • @davidelbeaner3034
    @davidelbeaner3034 3 года назад +2882

    2:53 damn that touched my heart. Brian is a real one

    • @dj3114
      @dj3114 3 года назад +65

      I was going to post the same, you beat me to it. In the end, Brian is a loyal dog.

    • @accountnotusedanymore9119
      @accountnotusedanymore9119 3 года назад +33

      @KommitTheRat he didn’t know

    • @JohnSmithsu2006
      @JohnSmithsu2006 3 года назад +18

      WAS a real one.

    • @accountnotusedanymore9119
      @accountnotusedanymore9119 3 года назад +12

      @KommitTheRat He didn't know because Stewie didn't have his bike anymore, is obvious someone stole it. You obviously do not know Brian's strength. Brian was beating Peter up, you really think he couldn't have beaten up a little boy?
      Either way, its not his nature to beat a kid like that up. Don't forget to consider at that season, Brian was a real one.

    • @manojkumarverma1615
      @manojkumarverma1615 3 года назад +5

      @YouAlwaysLose I think it was obvious to anyone
      Brian's brain-
      Stevie rode the tricycle-now we see him without the tricycle- something is fishy- someone stole his tricycle
      Stewie was saying that someone took the bike and hasn't returned
      That can literally mean someone stole his bike
      Now who steals a tricycle- a bigger kid so probably a bully
      Simple 😊

  • @ChiefCaeden
    @ChiefCaeden 3 года назад +7040

    “Were playing house, Roman Palanski’s house”

    • @frank-vh6ij
      @frank-vh6ij 3 года назад +88

      LMDAOOOOO

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 3 года назад +66

      LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rsaadk
      @rsaadk 3 года назад +82

      the best joke

    • @cooleslaw
      @cooleslaw 3 года назад +257

      @@drewlovelyhell4892 If you're too young to get the joke, you're probably too young to get most Family Guy jokes as a whole.

    • @ITSMRZFG
      @ITSMRZFG 3 года назад +8

      Horrible lol

  • @WorkingStorage
    @WorkingStorage 4 года назад +1865

    Lois: What's going on down here?
    Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
    Lois: But that boy is all tied up.
    Stewie: ...Roman Polański's house.

    • @demiladebakare3109
      @demiladebakare3109 3 года назад +73

      ohh so back then she understood him

    • @WorkingStorage
      @WorkingStorage 3 года назад +138

      @@demiladebakare3109 Only when it's either funny or plot convenient

    • @becwiaon1057
      @becwiaon1057 3 года назад +4

      🏀😂

    • @NYRyder1983
      @NYRyder1983 3 года назад +18

      Was that the only time Lois actually understood Stewie?

    • @Radoslaw731
      @Radoslaw731 2 года назад +3

      What a joke - dont insult Polański 😃😄

  • @shauryatiwari12
    @shauryatiwari12 2 года назад +65

    2:17 I like how a baby has a deeper voice then a toddler

  • @Ahmedoo22
    @Ahmedoo22 6 лет назад +3970

    That bag scene is deep.

    • @frontierentTV
      @frontierentTV 6 лет назад +212

      And that music tho, it makes me so nostalgic

    • @kanered1950
      @kanered1950 6 лет назад +277

      it's from movie american beauty :D

    • @Ahmedoo22
      @Ahmedoo22 6 лет назад +45

      Kane Red
      Thanks I checked it now. So many good references in Family Guy.

    • @kanered1950
      @kanered1950 6 лет назад +13

      NP man ,enjoy :D

    • @Kyle_765
      @Kyle_765 6 лет назад +4

      Eng. Ahmed 😂

  • @exp037a
    @exp037a 5 лет назад +2793

    So the principal has the word principal on his sweater?! Lmao

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 лет назад +159

      That was vintage Family Guy right there 😂😂

    • @josephkay4219
      @josephkay4219 5 лет назад +39

      Wtf it isn’t on the glass?! Lol

    • @partyguy101ify
      @partyguy101ify 5 лет назад +19

      I didn't realize that until a few years ago. Even then, for a moment, I thought it may have been one of those early-season goofs like in the pilot when Peter's eye and glasses went over his nose.

    • @hammurds
      @hammurds 5 лет назад +15

      FrequencyOo that’s the joke

    • @rawasiqtr6834
      @rawasiqtr6834 4 года назад

      @@partyguy101ify dietuyeyywet6re3etr55275924

  • @animadoarts5123
    @animadoarts5123 5 лет назад +1896

    Bully messed with the wrong dude...

  • @sparky111000
    @sparky111000 2 года назад +63

    4:31 another rare moment where the family understand stewie

    • @PurpleGuy661
      @PurpleGuy661 Год назад +2

      What about 2:57

    • @sparky111000
      @sparky111000 Год назад +1

      ​@PurpEngine601 I meant the family not the outside characters

    • @PurpleGuy661
      @PurpleGuy661 Год назад

      @@sparky111000 oh ok 🙂

    • @jcmee91
      @jcmee91 4 месяца назад +1

      Incorrect, they don't actually understand him, they just hear noises.

    • @sparky111000
      @sparky111000 4 месяца назад

      ​@jcmee91 so what about the godfather scene were Lois says, "I agree with Stewie, it's not really fair." 😂

  • @TheAbsintheS
    @TheAbsintheS 5 лет назад +1382

    Family Guy was so splendid when Stewie was like this, an evil , articulated little genius !

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 лет назад +37

      Oh yeah and how about now

    • @croluka2798
      @croluka2798 3 года назад +3

      @@shawesomeshclll8112 who killed a Dog after he said that he humped his Teddy bear

    • @croluka2798
      @croluka2798 3 года назад +1

      @@shawesomeshclll8112 oh

    • @tarman2752
      @tarman2752 3 года назад +1

      @@shawesomeshclll8112 *7

    • @chickenwitrice761
      @chickenwitrice761 3 года назад +3

      @@theoneaboveall1284 stewie seems gay now

  • @queenizzy2358
    @queenizzy2358 5 лет назад +578

    I love the earlier seasons they always made me feel comfy

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 лет назад +28

      U right Izzy
      thnx fo watchin

    • @Dwyanerose
      @Dwyanerose 3 года назад +16

      Bro..Why is this comment so accurate lol
      I used to go to sleep to family guy dvds

    • @WarFarePictured
      @WarFarePictured Год назад +1

      @@Dwyanerose season 1 to7 i find he best

  • @gcc6229
    @gcc6229 5 лет назад +2418

    Stewie can’t just build a machine to buff him up? He made a time machine, futuristic guns, multiverse traveling, but he can’t make a machine to buff him up?

  • @SSJ4Ty
    @SSJ4Ty 3 года назад +10

    I miss this show. Thank you for the upload. Been so busy working, i forgot how funny this shit is.

  • @ibooogeymani9380
    @ibooogeymani9380 5 лет назад +1474

    4:33
    Did.... did Lois just understand and respond to Stewie?

    • @anujpramanik1819
      @anujpramanik1819 5 лет назад +160

      It actually works both ways, so we may never know

    • @ibooogeymani9380
      @ibooogeymani9380 5 лет назад +53

      @Noora true but that all was just a simulation stewie was doing. Then again, it is family guy we're talking about here. There's no logic to it.

    • @destinyconsonery8043
      @destinyconsonery8043 5 лет назад +22

      I thought Lois already understood Stewie......

    • @abelcollado1711
      @abelcollado1711 5 лет назад +38

      Nah they can they just chose not to.

    • @sahibzadamuhib6811
      @sahibzadamuhib6811 4 года назад +35

      @@abelcollado1711 bcuz they just see him as a mouthy toddler

  • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
    @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs 5 лет назад +939

    "Roman Polanski's house"
    I'm dead 😂💀😂💀😂💀

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 лет назад +24

      😂👌

    • @TemperamentalCatLover
      @TemperamentalCatLover 3 года назад +2

      Who's Roman Polanski

    • @CrossCuntryFranco
      @CrossCuntryFranco 2 года назад +2

      @@TemperamentalCatLover Famous Polish director, did _Rosemary's Baby_ , _Chinatown_ , _Macbeth_ , amongst others. Sadly, he also raped a teenaged girl, and that has overshadowed his career. That being said though, the joke isn't said rape: his girlfriend while he was riding high from the fame of _Rosemary's Baby_ , Sharon Tate, was murdered by Charles Manson's gang (it wouldn't be the only time in _FG_ history that a joke would be made on said murders, though).

  • @jeffwold6767
    @jeffwold6767 5 лет назад +594

    2:45 saddest scene ever depicted in animation.
    When Stewie cries, we all cry.

    • @Jaysmh
      @Jaysmh 4 года назад +3

      Ikr :(

    • @theradman9478
      @theradman9478 4 года назад +7

      Well old stewie

    • @nabranestwistypuzzler7019
      @nabranestwistypuzzler7019 4 года назад +2

      Ikr

    • @ChaosAngel667
      @ChaosAngel667 4 года назад +20

      Seth pretending to be a baby who is crying while a dog (voiced by Seth) comforts him. Creepier in theory than in practice.

    • @ChaosAngel667
      @ChaosAngel667 4 года назад +8

      @sᴀᴋɪ sᴀᴢᴜᴋɪ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I didn't sexualized them weirdo.

  • @Alex11223
    @Alex11223 2 года назад +35

    I like the part when Brian pets Stewie when he’s crying😂😂

    • @eden8185
      @eden8185 Год назад +2

      Peter don't give a crap 1:12

  • @boboakosafillipino6233
    @boboakosafillipino6233 5 лет назад +302

    2:47 poor Stewie it's a good thing he's smart.

  • @alphaseries2
    @alphaseries2 6 лет назад +1438

    0:12 Toys "R" Overpriced

  • @anarchistatheist1917
    @anarchistatheist1917 5 лет назад +610

    LOL they asked Mort Goldman if he would kiss his son.

    • @DakotaSkylerBurlison
      @DakotaSkylerBurlison 4 года назад +63

      Oh god no what the matter with you no

    • @FortBlaster-fm9op
      @FortBlaster-fm9op 3 года назад +5

      On the head or cheek, yes he would. On the lips, "911, what's your emergency?"

  • @shivamdeshmukh7254
    @shivamdeshmukh7254 2 года назад +25

    4:52 beggars can be choosers
    Lol I can't 😂😂

  • @michaelmcdoesntexist8350
    @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 6 лет назад +107

    "Your cruelty merely stems from some deep-seated inner pain.
    So the obvious remedy is a healthy dose of OUTER PAIN!!!"
    By far one of my favorite lines of anything

  • @drkushajagadeesh6347
    @drkushajagadeesh6347 5 лет назад +1292

    He's right. Gyms do push their membership a little too strongly! 😝

    • @h3402
      @h3402 4 года назад +8

      😌😜😜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜😝

    • @jccw227
      @jccw227 4 года назад +18

      Mine was crafty. They gave you a free training session your first day at the gym, then try to push the personal trainer on you while you're still too tired to think.

    • @kepiblop
      @kepiblop 3 года назад +1

      guess their price kept doing alot of pushups

    • @Aerochalklate
      @Aerochalklate 3 года назад +6

      I had this experience at one gym. They do pressure you. I thought it was just that one gym but many do it. The cheapest gyms do not lol. If you in Canada don't go to Steve Nash | Fitness Word fuck that place.
      They even lie. I asked the guy "Wait did you say $26 for every month?" and he says yes. Turns out it was bi-weekly. $52 for that fucking gym. It's not even better than Golds Gym also

    • @19torento
      @19torento 3 года назад

      I don't do gyms anymore. Outdoor recreation is much better.

  • @tylermccain8443
    @tylermccain8443 6 лет назад +2149

    The bully is voiced by Josh peck

  • @kokorey6275
    @kokorey6275 3 года назад +26

    The fact that stewie was so patient makes me so sad cause he really loves that tricycle 😭😭

  • @thebobbyshow9447
    @thebobbyshow9447 6 лет назад +2087

    “It’s just some trash blowing in the wind,
    Do you have any idea how complicated your circulatory system is?
    ,God 2001

  • @Howyaduing
    @Howyaduing 6 лет назад +2669

    😰“We’re playing……house”
    😕“Why is he all tied up?”
    😐“…Roman Polanski’s House…”

    • @randellmurillo9659
      @randellmurillo9659 6 лет назад +61

      We can hear

    • @berto17
      @berto17 6 лет назад +14

      you disgust me

    • @SomethingUnremarkable
      @SomethingUnremarkable 5 лет назад +4

      GTA iv

    • @kurohunt125
      @kurohunt125 5 лет назад +31

      There's a comment almost right above yours and it says the same thing.. A month before you. :| And don't be a dick. Repeating things from what we just watched is actually retarded.

    • @davidlundmark9359
      @davidlundmark9359 5 лет назад +17

      @@kurohunt125 He wants dem likes so he can cash them in and get some of that youtube money.
      *Wait, that's not how it works*

  • @ross6420
    @ross6420 3 года назад +644

    The Bully is voiced by Josh Peck and I never knew that until now

  • @Diiiction
    @Diiiction 2 года назад +11

    1:17 made me choke on my own spit. 🤣🤣

  • @theendurance
    @theendurance 3 года назад +444

    2:50 Such a cute and wholesome moment. miss this era of family guy :(

  • @brycewoodford7174
    @brycewoodford7174 6 лет назад +475

    It's not a bike, it's a trikey

    • @candyashez
      @candyashez 6 лет назад

      Bryce Woodford Your Problem?

    • @Shendue
      @Shendue 6 лет назад

      Says "a bike" in the title. It's uncorrect, that's the problem.

    • @katelynbodiford5680
      @katelynbodiford5680 6 лет назад +1

      @@Shendue
      Poor Stewie that bully stole his new tike. At least he gets revenge on him.

  • @6anon
    @6anon 6 лет назад +4403

    Who was that guy - Peter Griffin

  • @alexanderchippel
    @alexanderchippel 3 года назад +10

    That visual gag of Principal Shepherd wearing a sweater with the world "principal" on it was amazing.

  • @edyram22
    @edyram22 6 лет назад +410

    I miss evil Stewie.

  • @assibeysteven4033
    @assibeysteven4033 6 лет назад +93

    ‘You laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.’

  • @mrheimdall
    @mrheimdall 6 лет назад +251

    "Seven? well, my my you're practically a lady." LOL!

    • @nicholaslawrence6926
      @nicholaslawrence6926 5 лет назад +5

      It's a reference from The Sound Of Music. : )

    • @CriticalHater
      @CriticalHater 4 года назад +2

      @Shark Master4000 you came on a little too strongly.

  • @CrazyMon3yCashMon3y
    @CrazyMon3yCashMon3y 2 года назад +36

    4:20 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BadVibesOnly
    @BadVibesOnly 6 лет назад +1451

    They don't make family guy like they used to

  • @blackout_4500x
    @blackout_4500x 6 лет назад +405

    Roman Polanskis house 😂😂😂

  • @loganthevillager9176
    @loganthevillager9176 5 лет назад +246

    4:34 Stewie: We’re playing house.
    Lois: That boy is all tied up.
    Stewie: ...
    *Roman Polanski’s House.*

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 лет назад +12

      😂😂

    • @lukesmineralogicalshowcase973
      @lukesmineralogicalshowcase973 3 года назад +2

      Must underrated joke ever

    • @orangelinedevil2
      @orangelinedevil2 3 года назад +2

      @@lukesmineralogicalshowcase973 could you explain it for me please?

    • @jocimar1625
      @jocimar1625 3 года назад

      💀

    • @nekrositoh
      @nekrositoh 3 года назад +5

      @@orangelinedevil2 charles manson's killings were in that house..they tied, stabbed and killed people inside roman polanski's house.

  • @SzZsoel1
    @SzZsoel1 3 года назад +21

    4:25 I would have ungrudgingly taken a look at that machine at work.

  • @frontierentTV
    @frontierentTV 6 лет назад +2524

    "Oh god, No, whats the matter with you" Why Mort do him like that 😂😁

    • @angelynakukwe9069
      @angelynakukwe9069 6 лет назад +86

      Because it's his own son? Lmao

    • @eugene2444
      @eugene2444 6 лет назад +18

      deROCK STAR33 i mean if his son is a baby but not no damn high school kid tf

    • @carlinvlogs8417
      @carlinvlogs8417 6 лет назад +3

      deROCK STAR33 Tom Brady lol

    • @yatokami1783
      @yatokami1783 6 лет назад +5

      Pretty sure the joke here is that Mort looked away and covered his face as if to hide from some hideous creature

    • @ollymccue2929
      @ollymccue2929 5 лет назад

      WeTuber jDhistwufuhewa

  • @ricstormwolf
    @ricstormwolf 6 лет назад +138

    Stewie- We're playing house.
    Lois- that boy is all tied up
    Stewie- Roman Polanski's house.

  • @johnjackson6483
    @johnjackson6483 6 лет назад +52

    "We are playing house!"
    "But he's tied up"
    "Roman Polanski house "!😢😂😂😂can't believe I just laughed at that

  • @leodas910
    @leodas910 9 месяцев назад +2

    Brian comforting Stewie is so wholesome

  • @memeevolutioninfomercials5543
    @memeevolutioninfomercials5543 3 года назад +373

    Did anyone else notice that the principal sign is actually on his shirt and not in the door lol

  • @jack9353
    @jack9353 6 лет назад +1231

    Lois doesn't care that stewe had gun in his hand

  • @bsmig5450
    @bsmig5450 6 лет назад +187

    I will never see plastic bags the same

  • @montecristo7527
    @montecristo7527 2 года назад +22

    Stewie is the smartest person ever he can literally do anything he wants

  • @veronicalay3344
    @veronicalay3344 5 лет назад +212

    “He stole my tricy.”😭 Lol 😂

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 лет назад +4

      Lmao 😂😂

    • @randomboys1000
      @randomboys1000 3 года назад +3

      triky*

    • @triplemanimation
      @triplemanimation 3 года назад +4

      He hic* stole hic* my hic* tri hic* cy

    • @davidkulangiyev8835
      @davidkulangiyev8835 3 года назад +7

      @@randomboys1000 trikey * ironic you endeavor to correct someone, and your correction is incorrect. Rather sad isn't that?

    • @davidkulangiyev8835
      @davidkulangiyev8835 3 года назад +1

      @@JunYi_Lu it's okay. English can be a very trikey language. At least someone probably thought you were funny.

  • @mouthface9710
    @mouthface9710 6 лет назад +299

    “Thank you, Meg. I guess beggers can be choosers,”.

  • @jgeld2116
    @jgeld2116 5 лет назад +480

    There’s something called bully weekly what the hell

  • @US_DOGE
    @US_DOGE Год назад +1

    3:51 Stewie: You’re cruelty merely stems from some deep seated inner pain… So the obvious remedy is a healthy dose of OUTER PAIN!!!

  • @shawnburka1966
    @shawnburka1966 5 лет назад +27

    4:04 tries to get up and struggles a lot and isn’t even tied to the chair 😂😂

  • @crossloveslife
    @crossloveslife 6 лет назад +265

    "Roman Polanksi's house" I died

    • @lexi4424
      @lexi4424 5 лет назад

      The Constitution Times rip !

  • @andymcclurg9916
    @andymcclurg9916 3 года назад +86

    This is a healthy mix of erudite Stewie and guileless, sassy Stewie for me. Not a complete mess of a character like later seasons

  • @Azad_ca
    @Azad_ca 2 года назад +2

    1:30 peter having a mystical experience by looking at a garbage bag 😂😂😂🤣

  • @frontierentTV
    @frontierentTV 6 лет назад +1629

    "look its dancing with me
    It's like there's this incredibly benevolent force that wants me to know there's no reason to be afraid
    sometimes there's so much beauty in the world it makes my heart burst"

    • @Kyle_765
      @Kyle_765 6 лет назад +133

      Real Mario God: "it's just some trash blowing in the wind, do you have idea how complicated your circulatory system is!" 😂

    • @Shroomicus
      @Shroomicus 6 лет назад +10

      It is a repeat over and over

    • @lone_ranger3641
      @lone_ranger3641 6 лет назад +44

      Real Mario the reference is from the movie American Beauty

    • @jonathanmcculley3728
      @jonathanmcculley3728 6 лет назад +2

      Real Mario that’s like me playing “Journey”. Such a good game.

    • @pickledbrain
      @pickledbrain 6 лет назад +1

      Sounds like an indie film in the making.

  • @anwesande8928
    @anwesande8928 6 лет назад +392

    Stewies hand impression at 4:01 is exactly same as Mr burns in Simpson's.

  • @KiaraLionessTM
    @KiaraLionessTM 6 лет назад +902

    Thank you Meg I guess beggars can be choosers

    • @Limpass610
      @Limpass610 6 лет назад +10

      Kiara LionessTM {Kiara Fray Fairchild} i thought he said
      Beggers can be jews

    • @KiaraLionessTM
      @KiaraLionessTM 6 лет назад +1

      dumbass lmao 😂

    • @thomasvansant253
      @thomasvansant253 6 лет назад

      He said 'Can'

    • @patootie3529
      @patootie3529 6 лет назад

      dumbass Beggars*

    • @charlie4christ536
      @charlie4christ536 6 лет назад +3

      Jesus Christ is the only way to Heaven according to John 14:6. All have sinned and so all are in need of the risen Savior!

  • @bag3lmonst3r72
    @bag3lmonst3r72 3 года назад +4

    1:30 That American Beauty reference tho was brilliant lololol

  • @WthBroClips111
    @WthBroClips111 3 года назад +60

    3:59 are we gonna ignore the fact that Stewie drag that boy with one hand

  • @Xqvvzts
    @Xqvvzts 3 года назад +46

    3:44 What an amazing use of perspective

  • @BadVibesOnly
    @BadVibesOnly 6 лет назад +1200

    -Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world it makes my heart burst
    God - It's just some trash blowing in the wind, do you have any idea how complicated your circulatory system is.

  • @donham2540
    @donham2540 3 года назад +11

    One of the extremely few early episodes where someone other than Brian/Chris actually understand Stevie

    • @uzomaiwuagwu535
      @uzomaiwuagwu535 3 года назад +1

      It's worth noting that Lois actually understood what he said at the end of his segment.

  • @hesgaming4966
    @hesgaming4966 6 лет назад +238

    ITS JUST TRASH BLOWING IN THE WIND DO YOU HAVE
    ANY IDEA HOW COMPLICATED YOUR CIRCULATORY SYSTEM IS?!?!?!

  • @daryljohnabejuela8669
    @daryljohnabejuela8669 5 лет назад +150

    That "American Beauty" reference 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BillyBJohnson
    @BillyBJohnson 6 лет назад +81

    Roman Polanski’s House 😂😂😂 bruh I was dying right there 😂😂

  • @AceLM92
    @AceLM92 Год назад +1

    Lois: What's going on down here?
    Stewie: Uh, we're playing house.
    Lois: The boy is all tied up.
    Stewie: (short pause) Roman Polanski's house.
    Ha ha

  • @sunsungodjesusloverjr.2204
    @sunsungodjesusloverjr.2204 6 лет назад +165

    stewie is so smart and tough who doesn't love him

  • @Jpcoolness
    @Jpcoolness 3 года назад +59

    4:47 kills me every time

  • @max4thewin556
    @max4thewin556 3 года назад +18

    Therapist: long legged stewie doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you
    2:11

  • @fathergabrielstokes4706
    @fathergabrielstokes4706 2 года назад +4

    LMAO 🤣
    The whole recording scene with the garbage and God was hilarious 🤣

    • @BerianYT
      @BerianYT 9 месяцев назад

      shut up

  • @andrewszombie
    @andrewszombie 5 лет назад +141

    "He wasn't taking it for a test ride he was just taking it" I feel bad for Stewie but lmao!! 😂😂

    • @theoneaboveall1284
      @theoneaboveall1284  5 лет назад +5

      That's what i'm saying tho 😂😂

    • @nabranestwistypuzzler7019
      @nabranestwistypuzzler7019 4 года назад +1

      andrewszombie same, but not the lmao part

    • @andrewszombie
      @andrewszombie 4 года назад +1

      @@nabranestwistypuzzler7019 sir, do you question why I would lmao????

    • @nabranestwistypuzzler7019
      @nabranestwistypuzzler7019 4 года назад +2

      andrewszombie I mean that it’s not funny to get bullied. It’s just the opposite.

    • @memine8795
      @memine8795 Год назад +1

      Well, despite his age, that's bound to be bad for the bully's health

  • @oldssaccount990
    @oldssaccount990 6 лет назад +50

    "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW COMPLICATED YOUR CIRCULATORY SYSTEM IS"?!? Lol

  • @mihaell5752
    @mihaell5752 6 лет назад +214

    Roman Polanski's house 😂😂

    • @ozzyboy178
      @ozzyboy178 6 лет назад

      Commonly used emoji 😂😂

    • @IAmBushid0
      @IAmBushid0 6 лет назад

      I don't get the joke or the reference

    • @ozzyboy178
      @ozzyboy178 6 лет назад

      @@IAmBushid0 people use that one alot

    • @jzenhenko
      @jzenhenko 6 лет назад +3

      @@IAmBushid0 roman polanski''s wife Sharon Tate and several other people at their home were tied up and murdered by the Manson Family

  • @doggo7078
    @doggo7078 3 года назад +21

    Wow Brian watched everything, didn't intervene and waited for 8 whole hours just to randomly walk up to Stewie and tell him that it had been stolen. You gotta admire the dedication

  • @Sashaa444
    @Sashaa444 6 лет назад +29

    2:37 So Brian was just hiding in the background watching that go down?

    • @gezzarandom
      @gezzarandom 5 лет назад +5

      Hard to tell, remember a few hours had past from the bully taking the trike to Brian telling Stewie the bad news. So its possible Brian asked Stewie what he was doing waiting and figured it out without seeing it.

  • @stefanogomez8529
    @stefanogomez8529 4 года назад +152

    “I’m going upstairs right now and eating a whole bowl of peanuts” lol wtf 😂
    “I’m allergic to peanuts” makes sense 😂😂

  • @Trinnitus
    @Trinnitus 5 лет назад +40

    2:04 That had me laughing 😂

  • @tap_misttheofficial
    @tap_misttheofficial Год назад +1

    "I rEmBeR fEeLiNg LiKe A gReAsE mOnKeY" stewie you are awesome!

  • @InitialiseDisk
    @InitialiseDisk 3 года назад +83

    It was so sad when he cried because it was the only time he really acted like a real baby.

    • @kimyragreen3549
      @kimyragreen3549 2 года назад +5

      He might act like an adult but he's not heartless

  • @queenesther09
    @queenesther09 3 года назад +38

    "And then you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs, and I die a little inside." 😆

  • @thewhizzkidjr9171
    @thewhizzkidjr9171 5 лет назад +61

    Brian is a better dad than Peter

    • @mrpoopypoopholepoop7271
      @mrpoopypoopholepoop7271 4 года назад +2

      Brian has a son he doesn't even know about until hes 14

    • @ProtoBrown
      @ProtoBrown 4 года назад

      @@mrpoopypoopholepoop7271 I think he meant to Stewie