"Did i ever ask you for anything. I never asked you for nothing, not even your sorry hand in marriage. I never ask you for nuthin". Lol......Gets me every time.
boy you gonna let the lil nappy headed gal sit here and cuss you out like that you sitting at the head of your own dinner table and YOU acting like waiter!
”Now it come the time for me to tell ya. It’s time for us to go. Celie is coming with us. Say what? Celie is coming to Memphis with US. Over his dead body. You be satisfied? That’s what you want?”
I Dont know how many people read anymore, but Im a huge bookworm. Always have been. This book is amazing. Read it. It is written beautifully. Its magical and sad and heart-wrenching.
Jessica Williams I hated him also yet he played the part very well. Celie told him ,"what you done to me hss already been done to you". Misters father was oppressing him. Mister worked hard and SUCCEEDED in getting Celies children back to her. thatd when I stopped hating Mister.
The late Adolph Caesar..gotta love him. ''Mary who gives a damn'' ''boy you gon' let this lil' nappy headed gal sit here and cuss you out like that, you sittin at the head of yo' own dinna table an you actin like a waiter'' ''maybe sweep out tha caboose..ba hahaha''
Oprah ad-libbed her parts in this scene. She did a fantastic job. This whole dinner scene is amazing. The actors really lived their parts. Perfection.🎉❤
this my favorite scene so many memorable lines but i love when sophia begins laughing and everyone starts to stare...maybe its cuz she didnt sweep out the caboose?
I'm glad Harpo and Sophia got back together because his new girl was fake as hell on how she turned on him, She probably was scared now that Sophia was back home.
Nah, he wasn't cold. He was just desperate to hang onto some of his pride by putting Celie down. When he said that, it reminds me of a guy who hits on a girl -- like on a dating app or something -- and then turns around and insults her if she turns him down.
How in the hell Albert gon say that Celie is not that good of a cook?! Hell, at least she the one who served Shug Avery breakfast all burnt up and shit. And the hell does he mean that his house ain't been cleaned good since his 1st wife died? Hell, if he feels that way, then he oughta get off his lowdown dirty lazy azz and clean his gd house his gd self. Yeah, Karma is coming to whip Mister's azz!!
It did all right when Celie discovered what Albert did to Nettie via Shug when she was able to procure one of the letters that was hidden by him. It was that and Shug showing her kindness that helped Celie stand up for herself to confront him for his actions. Before she leaves, Celie curses Albert that unless he does the right thing and bring Nettie home, everything he does will go wrong. After she leaves with Shug, her husband and Squeaks for Tennessee, the curse took it's effect on him. Albert's fields languish into nothing, his animals run wild and spending most of his time at Harpo's Speakeasy. Eventually years of his maltreatment towards Celie finally catches up to him and realizes how horrible of a husband he's been to her. Feeling guilty for his actions, Albert decides to do the right thing, head down to immigration to pay for Nettie's trip home and reunite the sisters.
Good strong point!! That really makes sense to me. Celie been through alot and I was so happy she went away. Maybe the house falling house, no children, no Shug, no laughter, no life, and animals all over the place really taught Albert a lesson. And Btw, who is Squeaks?
Squeaks was a young lady who Harpo was seeing when he and Sofia separated briefly. Her real name is Mary Agnes and she became a choir singer after returning form Tennessee.
I kinda felt sorry for Albert in the end when Celie left, but that was some real shit how Albert took his money and got Celie's Sister and Children back home to her.
Albert deserved what happened to him, and he himself knew it. Finally he had the good sense and decency try to make amends, even if it could never make up for everything he did.
Dont Worry about the White Awards they Received and Didn't Receive .... This movie has Ministered to Alot of People and Families especially Ethnic Folk Especially Black Folk Especially Black Women ..... Those are Awards Given By God and His Love , the Ones that Matters Most ! I Love Yaw God Bless , Be Blessed and Be a Blessing to Others 💯
IDK WHY MY BOYFRIEND ALWAYS CRACKS UP WHEN THE DAD SAYS "MAYBE SWEEP OUT THE CABOOSE"! LOL! THIS IS INDEED A CLASSIC MOVIE :-) THANKS FOR THE SCRIPT AT THE END, BECAUSE SOME OF IT, I NEVER KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY SAID.
Most people don't know that Shug and Celie had a full on lesbian relationship. This scene is the only part where they touched on what really happened in the book. If you haven't read it yet do yourself a favor and read it. One of the best books I've read.
Albert was so terrible to Celie, he even turned Shug -- the woman he really did love -- against him! *Shug:* Celie is coming to Memphis with us. *Albert:* Over my dead body! *Shug:* You satisfied? That's what you want? *Savage!*
I felt terrible for Celie. I really did, but I'm probably the only one here who cracked up at Mister's insults at her in this scene. "Take out her slop jar & maybe cook her food & you ain't even that good of a cook anyway!... Or maybe somebody let choo work on their railroad!" LOL!
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“I’m poor, I’m black. I may even be ugly. But dear God, I’m here.”
That line still brings a tear to my eye.
"I'm poor, I'm Black and I may even be ugly, but dear God I'm here, I'm here"
A declaration that I’m here. I'm a woman. I exist. In this universe.
Whoopi should've won an oscar for this scene alone. Love it.
Michael Woodard yes!!! And Oprah!!!
@@MiamiPush2theLimit Yes you are right. I agree. Oprah did an outstanding performance as well.
@@ElLoboNegro85 and Steven Spielberg for Best Director
@@MiamiPush2theLimit oprah did great considering it was her first movie
202 . I'll take it.
"Did i ever ask you for anything. I never asked you for nothing, not even your sorry hand in marriage. I never ask you for nuthin". Lol......Gets me every time.
LOL, Me too !!! And Whoopi banging on the table is what makes it funny : D
I THOUGHT SHE SAID "NOT EVEN YOUR SORRY ASS HAND IN MARRIAGE"! LOL EITHER WAY, SHE STILL READ HIS ASS TO FILTH!
Right that's my favorite part of the movie as well.
😂😂😂💯 that's what I'm hear for
Lmao she had to let loose on his ass 😂😂 best part
"Until you do right by me, everything you think about is gonna crumble. " And guess what. It crumbled!!
Show did!!!
Was it him that sent her family ?
She put the evil eye on him!!!!
@@melissalopez1132 yes..it was him..God gave him a change of heart 😊😊
So my question is, when he did right by her at the end, did everything he even thought about stop crumbling?
"Well she's a lot better than that first wife you married!"
😂
“Cause your daddy ain’t nothing but some dead horse S%it!” 😂😂😂😂
Celie and Sophia literally came out they're prisons at the same time
Yessss!!!!
Gold moment!!😍😍
“Well we need some stability around here. That’s for sure”
"Mary Agnes who gives a damn" 😂😂😂😂
boy you gonna let the lil nappy headed gal sit here and cuss you out like that you sitting at the head of your own dinner table and YOU acting like waiter!
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Ikr 🤣🤣🤣
Mikelly B 😂👀💀🤣
When Sophia started laughing...😂😂😂😂
My God the dead has Arisen!!
Yep!!!!! I was going like “She’s BACK!!”
The dead has arisen😂😂😂
The way Sophia laughs after Celie screamed at Mister was HILARIOUS OMOMGGG🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was when harpo told that girl it’s bad luck for a woman to laugh @ a man
True badass here 13:59 he put her thru hell and she fought thru it. He was nothing but a weak coward stinkin soul
The jail you planned for me is the one your gonna rot it!!! Tell em Celie!
Wait. I thought she said "grave."
Lol,I like when Celie said to him "We gonna get together and sit around and whoop your ass"!
I love it when she says this line!
😂😂
”Now it come the time for me to tell ya. It’s time for us to go. Celie is coming with us. Say what? Celie is coming to Memphis with US. Over his dead body. You be satisfied? That’s what you want?”
That should have been whoopi and Oprah first Oscar... Danny Glover too the acting in the film was brilliant
I Dont know how many people read anymore, but Im a huge bookworm. Always have been. This book is amazing. Read it. It is written beautifully. Its magical and sad and heart-wrenching.
“My God.... The dead has arisen.” He made me laugh a lot idc 😭😭😭😭
Me too, everybody looked at me like I was crazy but that was hilarious
When he said “Mary what? Who gives a damn “ 😂😂😂 he had me rolling the whole time
It took me a long time to like Danny Glover again!! Lol!
Jessica Williams
I hated him also yet he played the part very well.
Celie told him ,"what you done to me hss already been done to you".
Misters father was oppressing him.
Mister worked hard and SUCCEEDED in getting Celies children back to her. thatd when I stopped hating Mister.
Jessica Williams means hes a good actor
Yes! I felt the same way! It took me years to realize Mister was just his character in the film.
It was a movie!!!!! Lol
Yeah, I hated Danny Glover for a long time.
She proudly said her children lived in Africa. I love this movie.
Albert's father was off the chain.
He was funny as hell 😂😂
Sweep out the kabooms 😂
Lol yes had no filter Haha.
Landon chong 😂😂😂😂 sweepy our the kabooms. 😂😂😂
He said something when Celie was insulting Albert. But he did keep his mouth shut when she had that knife to his neck
"Everything you don' me, already done to you!"
Life Lesson!
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Albert got real quiet when Celle pulled that knife 😂😂😂
She had him pinned up 😂😂😂🔪🔪🔪
Shug got there before she sliced & diced him up the first time but Celie was gonna make that second time count had everyone else not been there. 😂
“Celie is coming to Memphis with uuuuuuus! 🙌🏽😅👍🏽🥊👊🏽✌🏽😡
The little girl in pink next to Oprah is Whoopi Goldberg's actual daughter Alex.
Kristina Fisher ...Yes, we KNOW. 🙄
I had no idea until today. Wow its the little things
Pendragon Love I hope you know how unnecessary and rude your comment was😒
@@yama5182 I didn't
@@vm4532 Well then bitch read a book for once in your life.
Well she’s a lot better than that first wife ya married😂
This old nigga stupid🤘😂😂😭😭😭
The late Adolph Caesar..gotta love him. ''Mary who gives a damn'' ''boy you gon' let this lil' nappy headed gal sit here and cuss you out like that, you sittin at the head of yo' own dinna table an you actin like a waiter'' ''maybe sweep out tha caboose..ba hahaha''
Aww shuddup you ole fool always meddlin in someone's business Sofia home now just hush up!!!
He died way too early. Great actor.
Man that scene had me weak😂😂
He was the best
"Who you think you's is? You can't cuss nobody" lmaooo 😂
“Mary Agnes, Miss Mary who gives a damn” lmao 😂😂😂😂
Lmao
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11:39😂😂😂
till you do right by me everything you think about going to fail you can't help but laugh😁 she played that role
Everything you done to me, already been done to you!!!!!
"I'm poor, black, and I may even be ugly. But Dear God, I'M HERE!"
Why did he have to say caboose like that?!?!
I thought it was funny as FUCK!
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He was too weak
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“Maybe sweep out the caboose!” LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Oprah ad-libbed her parts in this scene. She did a fantastic job. This whole dinner scene is amazing. The actors really lived their parts. Perfection.🎉❤
She grabbed that knife and them two jokers took off!! Lmao!!
Jessica Williams so anymore letters come could be could be not
DarkShogun2006 lmaoooo 😂💀
Mister shoulda been hip to what he was in for when she asked if anymore letters come. 😁
@DarkShogun2006 Lol!
@@andresuston7692 Right!!
this my favorite scene so many memorable lines but i love when sophia begins laughing and everyone starts to stare...maybe its cuz she didnt sweep out the caboose?
right Night of the Living Dead
I can’t with Mister’s father lol. In fact I used to have a manager that look AND sound like Adolph Caesar lmaooooo.
He reminds me a lot of my late father.
Love how Squeak and that little girl were laughing when Albert was getting his ass handed to. 😂😂😂😂😂
I sure enjoyed watching Shug’s maturity growing in this movie...truly wonderful.
He beat me for not being you.
So sad.
I'm glad Harpo and Sophia got back together because his new girl was fake as hell on how she turned on him,
She probably was scared now that Sophia was back home.
Celebrity Truck Driver chong’s daughter
The old man always had me dying
Especially when he kept adjusting his spectacles when the tea was being spilled!
"Maybe sweet out da caboose" 🤣🤣🤣
@@rashadhaughton22 That's it, That it!! 👍 "Maybe dey let cha sweep out the caboose"!! 😂😂😂
My god .. the dead has arisen 😂😂😂😂 he was a trip!
11:40 I agree with the old man like nobody cares what your name is 🤣😂😅😆😆😁
Right...Mary who?
Lmao!! Mary who gives a damn yet he still asked Mary who??
I thought it was so funny when the kid said "I thought your name was squeak" he was so confused😂😂😂
@@angelredbottom8366 That was Harpo.
Lmao 😂😂😂💀
“Maybe even sweep out the caboose!” 😂😂😂
How I love this movie!
Kate Sagan got any chuuuren 😉
Incredible and iconic scene Ms Celie finds her voice
You know it's bad luck for a women to laugh at a man, and then Sophia starts laughing lmao I'm weak🤣🤣
I thought I was the only one that noticed that 😂😂😂
I know there was a lot of controversy to this movie but it was one of the best movies of all time
“I’m finsta sang”... 😍
😂😂😂
3:25 she have the nerves to say Amen lol
Celie: Anymore letters come
Mr: Could be, could be not...whose to say🔪
"My god the dead has awakened" lol
"My god. The dead has arisen."
We need some STABILITY around here.
@@sluggzmcgee7420 IKR Get em right on these lines. 😁
My Favorite line of this movie: UNTIL YOU DO RIGHT BY ME - EVERYTHING YOU THINK ABOUT IS GON CRUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!
No man will ever talk to me like that believe it sincerely in the most high God and his mother!!
In the name of the most high God and his mother!!
I love Whoopi Goldberg forever for this❤️
that old lady's laugh 😂😂😂😂😂
COSMO hui u are6h7loop no. >898ioinup l0
SOPHIA
@@kaydencepatton6175 IKR Get em right.
@@andresuston7692 OH shut up. Not everyone knows this movie.
Maybe sweep out the caboose! LMAO Old Mister takes me out every time lol ...
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12:40 kills me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “May-maybe sweep out the caboose Hahahaha!!!”
That’s ALWAYS gone be funny!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Thats my favorite part!! The day you plan for me is the day you going to rot in!!! I love this movie!!
The jail you planned for me is the jail you will rot in.
One of the best scenes in movie history. This scene alone should of gotten this best picture at the Oscars.
Or sweep out the caboose
That part along with his laugh always has me dying!
ravenshania lolll yesss
I always laugh because he laughs
Old Mister Johnson made this scene hilarious!!!
The dinner scene and when the bar scene when the woman gets knocked into the hole in the floor
TWO BEST SCENES EVERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
ah shit time too go y,all yeah that was funny
Hapo, dis women.
This house ain’t been cleaned right since my first wife died....Damn Mr was cold as ice...
aint nobody crazy enough to marry you...LOL
oj simpson what you gone do hire yourself to fall 😂😂😂😂😢
All them raggedy children running round, it wouldn't have stayed cleaned fa long anyway. 😁
Nah, he wasn't cold. He was just desperate to hang onto some of his pride by putting Celie down. When he said that, it reminds me of a guy who hits on a girl -- like on a dating app or something -- and then turns around and insults her if she turns him down.
B. Lonewolf true
Harpo and Sweet got yonder lol!!!💀🔥🤣💀🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏿♂️🏃🏿♂️🏃🏿♂️🏃🏿♂️💨💨💨💨
I don't get it
They take a 100 page book and turn it into a 3 hr movie and never mentioned Sug and Celie becoming lovers after she leaves Mister.
jred1975 they should probably remake because that part is so important. I think cuz it was the 80s they were just more conservative.
Spielberg later said he regretted leaving that part out
jred1975 ...They didn’t have to, they were lovers before she left him...remember? They didn’t become lovers later..they already were! 🙄
Wow I had no idea they were lovers. I've never taken the time to read the book
It's because the agenda was for them to discredit black men and let black women know that being a lesbian is what's best.
I laughed when he said Maybe she can sweep the back of a caboose!!!
William Sims pop's know he was wrong for that but,it was kinda funny ....a caboose!!!lmao
I died. It's the way he said it, mixed with the image of Celie sweeping out a dirty train
@@angelredbottom8366 He was already laughing bout it in his head before he said it. 😂😂
How in the hell Albert gon say that Celie is not that good of a cook?! Hell, at least she the one who served Shug Avery breakfast all burnt up and shit. And the hell does he mean that his house ain't been cleaned good since his 1st wife died? Hell, if he feels that way, then he oughta get off his lowdown dirty lazy azz and clean his gd house his gd self. Yeah, Karma is coming to whip Mister's azz!!
It did all right when Celie discovered what Albert did to Nettie via Shug when she was able to procure one of the letters that was hidden by him. It was that and Shug showing her kindness that helped Celie stand up for herself to confront him for his actions. Before she leaves, Celie curses Albert that unless he does the right thing and bring Nettie home, everything he does will go wrong. After she leaves with Shug, her husband and Squeaks for Tennessee, the curse took it's effect on him. Albert's fields languish into nothing, his animals run wild and spending most of his time at Harpo's Speakeasy. Eventually years of his maltreatment towards Celie finally catches up to him and realizes how horrible of a husband he's been to her. Feeling guilty for his actions, Albert decides to do the right thing, head down to immigration to pay for Nettie's trip home and reunite the sisters.
You meant to say she's NOT the one who served Shug Avery breakfast all burnt up and shit. It was Albert.
Right that's what meant to say. Thanks
Good strong point!! That really makes sense to me. Celie been through alot and I was so happy she went away. Maybe the house falling house, no children, no Shug, no laughter, no life, and animals all over the place really taught Albert a lesson. And Btw, who is Squeaks?
Squeaks was a young lady who Harpo was seeing when he and Sofia separated briefly. Her real name is Mary Agnes and she became a choir singer after returning form Tennessee.
I kinda felt sorry for Albert in the end when Celie left, but that was some real shit how Albert took his money and got Celie's Sister and Children back home to her.
me too....He looked pitiful...I think he truly felt bad for the way he treated her over the years
That was celie’s money all along...that her sister had sent her in the letters
Once she pulled that voodoo curse move he came together.
Albert deserved what happened to him, and he himself knew it. Finally he had the good sense and decency try to make amends, even if it could never make up for everything he did.
That's karma, baby!!!!!😎
Mister dad be having me weak lmao 😂 😂 he needed more scenes
The scene when Shug and Celie are together.~ ❤️ I wonder what record that is. It definitely stuck with me.
That caboose shit hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I couldn't help but laugh
REMINDS ME OF MY GRANDDADDY
StephanieMillerr never gets old
What you said!
I laughed so hard at that. I rewind that part like 10x lol.
Dont Worry about the White Awards they Received and Didn't Receive .... This movie has Ministered to Alot of People and Families especially Ethnic Folk Especially Black Folk Especially Black Women ..... Those are Awards Given By God and His Love , the Ones that Matters Most !
I Love Yaw God Bless , Be Blessed and Be a Blessing to Others 💯
IDK WHY MY BOYFRIEND ALWAYS CRACKS UP WHEN THE DAD SAYS "MAYBE SWEEP OUT THE CABOOSE"! LOL! THIS IS INDEED A CLASSIC MOVIE :-) THANKS FOR THE SCRIPT AT THE END, BECAUSE SOME OF IT, I NEVER KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY SAID.
10:57 DID I EVER ASK YOU FOR ANYTHING
No
Most people don't know that Shug and Celie had a full on lesbian relationship. This scene is the only part where they touched on what really happened in the book. If you haven't read it yet do yourself a favor and read it. One of the best books I've read.
Whoopi Goldberg did a good job being actress of this movie she should have won everything that there was about the movie
Celie - you ugly, you ugly you still ugly
Shug- Amen
Omg Kmsl 😂😂😂😂
My all time favorite movie.
Albert was so terrible to Celie, he even turned Shug -- the woman he really did love -- against him!
*Shug:* Celie is coming to Memphis with us.
*Albert:* Over my dead body!
*Shug:* You satisfied? That's what you want?
*Savage!*
"Sat in et jail, sat in et jail ba near by dun rot to death" #sophia
"I know what it like wanna sang, have it beat out cha". 😢
@@andresuston7692 😭😄😁😀
"...And when I see'd you... I know dere is a God."❤
@@theoneilovemost 😆😀😆😀😆
“Mary who gives a damn” 😂😂😂
Whoopie is so cute here♡
This is will always be one of my favorite movies during these lovely #Holiday's Season💖😁💖
GREAT MOVIE!!! One of my top all time favorite movie!!
I felt terrible for Celie. I really did, but I'm probably the only one here who cracked up at Mister's insults at her in this scene. "Take out her slop jar & maybe cook her food & you ain't even that good of a cook anyway!... Or maybe somebody let choo work on their railroad!" LOL!
"Cuz ya daddy ain't nothing but some dead horse shht" !!! 🤣💀😂
I. LIKE THE. COLOR. PURPLE. ITS. I MISS IT. BEING ON TV. I HOPE. THEY. PUT IT. BACK. ON SHOOO
Anybody get on my nerves from now on gonna get The FINGERS
What part is that ?
one of the best movies of allllll time.
Dana T.
This movie...its everything
@13:35 my FAVORITE PART😭😂👀🤣
Great job! Interesting insight.
Maybe sweep out the caboose 🤣🤣🤣
My number one favorite movie of all time!
this made me so fucking happy. I love Celia so god damn motherfucking much
One of the the most beautiful movies.
“how he die?” “...on toppa me.”
The fact is that we are different but all of us are beautiful. No one is UGLY. ALLAH created us beautiful but in different appearances. The criteria of the beauty should not be standardized.
Take a look at how colorism and featurism has always been prevalent
The Color Purple got robbed of Oscars.
😂😂😂😂😅 12:00 she got spunk.
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Don't call me nappy head. Mean!