Final Fantasy 7: Machinabridged (FF7MA) - COMPLETE Season 2 - TeamFourStar (TFS)
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- Опубликовано: 3 июл 2024
- TeamFourStar (TFS) presents the complete season 2 of Final Fantasy 7: Machinabridged (FF7MA)
0:00 - Episode 11
14:49 - Episode 12
25:55 - Episode 13
35:37 - Episode 14
47:33 - Episode 15
1:01:14 - Episode 16
1:12:40 - Episode 17
1:26:45 - Episode 18
1:38:12 - Episode 19
1:52:27 - Episode 20
Final Fantasy VII (FF7) came out in 1997 on the Sony Playstation and has since been a main stay to the series for fans all over the world. Join Cloud, Tifa, Aerith, Barret, Red XIII, Yuffie, Cait Sith, and Vincent as they continue their fantastic journey to find Sephiroth!
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Cast:
Cloud - Justin Briner
Barret- Anthony “Antfish” Sardinha
Red XIII - Curtis “Takahata101” Arnott
Tifa - Sarah Ann Williams
Aerith - Kira Buckland
Yuffie - Courtney "Mystic Pyro Freak" Williams
Cait Sith/Mog - Nick “Lanipator” Landis
Vincent - Faulerro
Sephiroth - Mike “Ovarku” Varker
Remirez - Faulerro
Zangan - Kamran Nikhad
Clouds Mom - Marissa Lenti
Tifas Dad - Edward Bosco
Photographer - Fred Wood
Monster - Jordan Woollen
Choco Bill - Lewis "Linkara" Lovhaug
Choco Billy - BohBurr
Rude - Marc Swint
Elena - Morgan Berry
Tseng - Scott “KaiserNeko” Frerichs
Doctor - Marrisa Lenti
Reno - Curtis “Takahata101” Arnott
Priscilla - EileMonty
Old man - Steven Kelly
Old Woman - Elsie Lovelock
Commander - Kamran Nikhad
Tom Lastastaname - Lyle McDouchebag
Rufus - Xander Mobus
Heidegger - Ty “Aramek” Konzak
Sailor - BohBurr
PA system - Steven “Sarifus” Kelly
Shinra employee - Zach Holzman
Bar tender - Faulerro
Hojo - Edwyn “Omahdon”Tiong
Woman #1 - Monica Franco
Woman #2 - Elsie Lovelock
Miners - Jordan Woollen
Village Elder - Brock Baker
Dyne - Jason Marnocha
Scarlett - Amber Lee Connors
Mascot - Edward Bosco
Dio - SungWon Cho “ProZD”
Mr. Coates - Mike “1KidsEntertainment” Hecht
Shinra Soldiers - HBI2K & Grant Smith
Doctor - David "ShockDingo" Dixon
Ester - Sandra Espinoza
Tankceritops - Anthony “Anfish” Sardinha
Zack’s Dad - Brock Baker
Crying Woman - Sandra Espinoza
Zack’s Mom - Marianne Miller
Door Guy - Brock Baker
Bugenhagen - David “ShockDingo” Dixon
Gi Nattak - Jordan Woollen
Seto - Anthony “Antfish” Sardinha
Fake Mom - Cait Page
Inn owner - Jordan Woolen
Robot dog - Robot
Black robes - Anthony “Antfish” Sardinha
Cid - Brienne Olvera
Misc:
Robert "Rawrb" Kersey from Psychostick
Joshua "The J" Key from Psychostick
MissShadowLovely (Elizabeth Sweet)
Creepy Pasta Jr.
Lawrence “MasakoX” Simpson
Written - Anthony “Antfish” Sardinha & Ben “HBI2K” Creighton
Script Supervisor - Nick "Lanipator" Landis
Producer - Nick "Lanipator" Landis
Director - Anthony “Antfish” Sardinha
Editor and Motion Graphics Artist - Lawrence “MasakoX” Simpson
Music Production - Cliff “AinTunez” Weinstein
Intro Music - TheLivingTombstone
Character Art - Stephan Krosecz
Crayon Art - Frobman
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please do dbz videos were tierd of this shit
news from kosovo Shut it no one wants your opinion
yeah i mean like the olney reaseon i sub to this guys is for dbz videos im sick of this shit they put on hear now is not that god
TeamFourStar
The Keyblade reference was awesome.
well i just did give an opinion if people agree then good if they dont i dont force them
"She named me cloud because she wanted me to shoot for the stars but figured is only make it half way." I love you TeamFourStar.
Joseph Smith that was my favorite line too! lol
Lol >w
Good level comedy writing that is... Almost RUclips worthy...
The funniest thing I’ve heard in a very long time😂😂😂😂
This sentence is fun, and a little sad.
For the Bahamut fans:
Bahamut, Bahumut Zero, Bahamut Sin, Neo Bahamut, Bahamut Fury, Bahamut Alpha, Bahamut Omega, Bahamut Eidolons, Bahamut Aeon, Bahamut Esper, Astral Bahamut, Dirge of Bahamut, Before Crisis Bahamut, Crisis Core Bahamut, Theatrhythm Bahamut, Theatrhythm Bahamut Curtain Call, Theatrhythm Bahamut All-Star Carnival, Bahamut Mission Online, Bahamut Automata, Bahamut A Realm Reborn, Bahamut Episode Prompto, Bahamut Kingsglaive, Bahamut Monster of the Deep, Bahamut The Zodiac Age, Bahamut Is Strange: Before the Storm, Bahamut Mankind Divided, Bahamut Human Revolution, Bahamut Hearts, Bahamut Hearts: Chain of Memories, Bahamut Hearts 2, Bahamut Hearts 2: Final Mix,Bahamut Hearts: 358/2 Days, Bahamut Hearts: Dream Drop Distance, Bahamut Hearts HD 1.2 Remix, Bahamut Hearts HD 2.5 Remix, Bahamut Hearts HD 2.8: Final Chapter Prologue, Bahamut Evil VII Biohazard, Bahamut Zero Dawn, Bahamut Effect: Andromeda, Super Bahamut Odyssey,Bahamut Wars: Battlefront 2, Bahamut and the Will of the Wisps, Bahamacoot N.Sane Trilogy, Bah Vs Hamut: Infinite, Mobius Bahamut, Bahamut The After Years, Bahamut Interlude, Bahamut G-bike, Revenant Wings Bahamut, Bahamut Lightning Returns, Tactics Bahamut, Justice Monster Five Bahamut, Bahamut Type-0, Crystal Chronicles Bahamut, Echoes of Time Bahamut, Bahamut Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers,Bravely Bahamut, Bahamut End Layer, Dissidia Bahamut, Dissidia 012 Bahamut, Bahamut NT, Bahamut Ocean: First Departure,Bahamut Trigger, Bahamut Quest Heroes: The World Bahamut's Woe and The Bahamut Below, Bahamut Stormblood, Bahamut Racing 3D, Super Bahamut RPG: The Legend of the Seven Bahamut, Bahamut Hoops 3 on 3, Musashi: Bahamut Legend, 0 Day: Attack on Bahamut, Bahamut No Waku Waku Carnival, Sigma Bahamut, Bahamut Summoner: The Unsung Bahamut, The Bahamut Ends With You, Tactics Bahamut: Let Us Bahamut Together, The Bahamut Blossom Murders, Bahamut Prime 4, Season of Bahamut, Bahamut Heavensward, Bahamut Record Keeper, Puzzles & Bahamut: Bahamut Tournament, Bahamutmasque, Bahamut Hearts 3
Thank you, thank you so much
How the hell were you able to get all of that?
OMG, what the *error sound*; that's a lot of Bahamut(s)...
The fact that Kingdom Hearts makes up like 30% of this list had me in stitches, but then something about "Bravely Bahamut" just put me in the ground 🤣🤣🤣
You fucking legend.
Im fully convinced that tifa's VA actually heard yuffie's VA sing the golden saucer song for 3 hours, cause that scream was VISCERAL
Method acting at its best
Crossover idea
Dragon Ball Z Abridged
+
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
+
Final Fantasy VII Machinabridged
Years later Red shows us he can in fact ride a chocobo.
And dance like MJ😂
So, I've finally got around to playing FF7...
*I thought having to pay to save in the Gold Saucer was a joke.*
FearRanger Something that needs to not be in the remix
@@ihvojd Well, it was a good critique of business culture. Nowdays though, I fear a microtransaction to save there *shudders*
Novah Ikkala You have a good reason to be worried. Considering what's happening with beloved franchises lately (looking at you Activision!!!)
@@lachy1203 don't forget EA
TRAILBLAZER CINDER lol yeah. Micro transactions is one reason why I can't stand them anymore...
Even though I still play a lot of Battlefield 1
Edit: probably because you can earn everything without paying extra. It's also one of the better FPS's released by EA
Sephiroth is the only serious character in this show...
That is the joke.
Tifa is as well
tifa isn't serious at all!
@@DRKLCNS1 Vincent.
@@DRKLCNS1 yes she is. Look at the way how she looks
explain... because she's almost always being a bitch to cloud, getting drunk and complaining
"The planet is run by ghosts!"
Which one of you is the time traveler that got their hands on the remake?
The Panda Fighter oh my God 🤣
Was already a thing as per the whole lifestream thing !
also they predicted that it was (Mah-Koh)
@@tylersadx Actually, the pronunciation is given in at the very least, Crisis Core and Advent Children.
Fluffymiyster ahhh nah that you bring that up.. i’m a newbie into ff7 (started with Remake, then played original 7. currently on my 3rd run of the original 7 btw) Where do i go to continue the story of ff7?
I really want the isolated audio of Barret listing off all the Bahillions of Bahamuts.
“Bahamut Evil 7: Biohazard, Bahamut Zero Dawn, Bahamut Effect: Andromeda” 😂
"Super Bahamut RPG: Legend of the seven Bahamut" 😂
"And finally, after yeeeaaars of anticipation: Bahamut Hearts 3!"
"Bahamut Arms. Super Smash Bahamuts, Melee, Brawl and Ultimate. 999: 9 Bahamuts, 9 hours, 9 doors. Bahamut: Original Sin.."
Metal Gear Bahamut V, Call of Bahamut 4, Grand Theft Bahamut 6, Lego Bahamut Wars, Code Bahamut, Midnight Bahamut 3, Bahamut Hearts 2, Final Bahamut 7, oh and don't forget Final Bahamut X
"Seperoth, tall guy, longsword, killed our parents, taking his moms corpse to the promised land."
"Oh my God why am I following you guys?"
Red: Technically you're following me. I can smell Selphie Roth close by!
15:30
Cloud: YOU SAID THAT HOURS AGO
Red: I meant dog hours :D
@@Alice89chan she's in need of multiple bath times.
@@zombieby7884 Aerith: It's okay, guys! Time is weird. Like, how can a quarter be PAST seven?
"Aaaaaaand finally, after years of anticipation, Bahamut Hearts III"
Dead.
It is said that they used bahamut hearts 3, but it wasn't as effective as the first bahamut.
So cloud where do you know sephiroth from anyway? 🤣
At least we now have Bahamut 7 remake
@@Two_Five08 more like bahamut 7-2 🤣
All those bahamuts and they can't beat Donald duck
The remake will never live up to the majesty that was
"Seph-dog, it's me, the Clouder."
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Idk man seeing cloud being dressed in drag live on stage was pretty fucking amazing
"At that moment I knew the Seph-dog I knew was gone" lmao
@@yoursonisold8743 s
There's still hope for Rebirth.
Doesn't matter if he's Midoriya geeking out over All Might, or Cloud losing it over Sephiroth, Justin Briner's fanboy voice is wholesome gold incarnate!
The only downside is that its so recognizable, you attach it to either and you can never attach it to the other
When you really think about it, Midoriya and Cloud are basically the same person because:
1) Both of them were underdogs striving to become heroes (although for different reasons).
2) both managed to defeat an angry, silver-haired male whom they once admired for having incredible talents.
3) had aspirations to be like their heroes and gained abilities similar to them
And 4) both have a cute brunette friend with extremely large breasts who learned martial arts and want to support these underdogs out of romantic feelings for them.
Deku always sounds like he's one step away from crying and sounds nothing like Cloud, lol. I love MHA, but I don't hear Deku when I listen to Cloud here.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley I did not say that their personalities are the same; their aspirations in life and their circumstances before becoming heroes are very similar.
@@csargent31 ...My comment was actually toward the original person as comments to the person who started the thread lacks the username. Replies to someone in the thread will include their username :)
"That oneliner was for you Cloud." Seph doing fanservice
*estuans interius*
*ira fanservice*
I KNOW WHAT I SAID
Cloud: "How does a 4-legged animal ride a motorcycle?"
FF7 Rebirth: "funny you should ask"
I love Cait Sith's predictions, they're clearly meant to be depressing diary entries by Reeve, but each of them is so horrifyingly accurate and appropriate to the question.
Wouldn't be the first time!
Oye, by the way: the cat IS Reeve, the only conscious dude from the Shintra, isn't it? I never played this, and honestly I can tell the original story has a bunch of plot holes or ambiguous explanations.
@@evalopez1454 It's a little unclear. Cait Sith's speech when he sacrificed himself seemed to imply he's a separate being, but Reeve was definitely able to send a message through Cait Sith when apprehended. I'm inclined to think Cait Sith is an AI driven puppet with a mind based on Reeve that Reeve can seize control of if he needs to.
@@billlupin8345 I see. Thank you, this does makes it more clear. The way Cait and Reeve were connected was through the narrative mechanism called: magic. And AI, which also accounts as scifi's magic.
@@evalopez1454the implication in og ff7 is that Cait Sith was sentient beyond Reeve but Reeve could also take direct control of him, if needed.
"Now, stand back, for Zangan's fists shall save the day!"
"Zangan died immediately."
"This is where Gohan's story ends."
"I'm a genius! Oh no!"
"Holy shit, it's Zangan! His fists will save the day, right?! ... Right???"
It’s like Krillin time. You get insta clocked
"That dragon was probably a mother finding food for her children ... now they wont survive the winter"
"AH SWEET MULTI-KILL"
Good news I found the dragon's fang and your wife, the bad news is where the fang I was
@@larrychilders6599 P A I N
Cloud has NO self-awareness 😂
That line almost fucking killed me 😂
“That’s why your my first class soldier “
“Well, at ease, ma’am-“
“STOP FLIRTING!!”
"ow, it fu**ing bit me!!"
"Uh oh! Looks like someone's been poisoned. "
"Looks like "someone" should "HEAL ME".
@@futurewarriorhero123 "out of mana" *MP is full*
@@TheAuron32 "Oh, Cloud maybe we should get out of here!"
"okay, when Tifa, Aerith and i went to Gongaga village..."
"OH, YOU F**KED UP!!!!"
He responded appropriately 😅
@@youngtoonfish6891 yup lol 😂
the fact that remirez is actually cloud makes cloud yelling at him like 10x funnier
I know.
For what I'm getting out of this (at least in the TFS lore), cloud was a wuss before the incident, right? I mean, it's weird that when 'zack' speaks in his mind he sounds like a composed guy. I don't know, this is confusing.
“IIIII CAN SMELLLLLL THE COZZZZMOOOOOSSSSSSSS”
Abridged Red best Red.
My tails on firreeeee hahaha what a great character
Outside of a choice few Barret lines, Red XIII made me laugh harder than any other character in this sereis.
Ccchhhoocobos man
Yeah, no. He's still high as f*ck.
we are all dogs to the system
Cait Sith-"And this is my lovable, fluffy steed, Mog!"
Cloud-"Oh, well hi there, Mog!-"
Mog-"EXISTENCE IS PAIN..."
mog voice is probably the truest expression of what despair is .
I just realized that that thing was a moogle
He’s the life of the party, isn’t he.
@@jacobgiles8425 ...Shit, same! He just doesn't look like one, I never paid attention to that!
@@brotheralaric7177 you think it's a gift from sephiroth?
"My son's an idiot!"
-the lament of many fathers all over the world
My poor pops and his lamenting
That’s kinda cruel to say.
Im an idiot lol
@@33Isaiah96 SAME
@@master-of-many-fandoms2020 but not wrong
7:47 My man really said "Bahamut Lightning Returns"😂
Now wheres that game? Bahumuts way better than lightning will ever be
🤦🏽♂️
@@chesterlockett4002 lol, no
_"Sometimes ya just gotta laugh at death!"_
*"AND CRY AT LIFE."*
Sad but funny and true 🤣
I call it deprarious
Mog are you okay
@@Xman34washere no. He isn’t.
Oh my god 😂😂😂🤦♂️👌🤜
Life is both depressing and hilarious. Our TFS brother gets it
We call it Deprarious.
Barett: "ARE YOU F#CKIN' TALKIN' TO THAT SNAKE?!"
Red XIII: "Yeah... Animals can't talk!"
Irony!
Oh the irony is fucking real today
Lmao
Cloud: "Your son Zack is dead and is never coming back" he's not wrong you know. even though he didn't know at that point how true it was.
FF7 Remake: OR IS HE
WELL NOW HE IS!!!!!
And now we have CC Remake ;)
Alternate timeline Zack: "Cloud, you piece of dead weight.."
@@ire1323Drop the body, run like hell. Anyway he was already half dead.
This show feels like a FFVII DND session and I love it
This is such an apt description, holy shit
I feel this for real
Aerith: Owww, looks like someone has been poooisoned...
Tifa: Looks like someone should HEAL ME!
Aerith: OUT OF MANA
Haha, savage Aerith
*has a full mana bar*
@@yoursonisold8743 That part was what made the joke for me.
I thought of the smugumin face when aerith said out of mana
“Did...Did you just hold a grudge?”
@@thelinedrive i understood that reference
"Any update on red"
"I CAN SMELL THE COSMOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!"
Yeah, he's still high as %$@&.
Fools!! Now you face the great ninja, Yuf--
@@hunterthejokethegamerandst5567 just doing you a solid and teaching you a lesson.
Cloud: More like Shuri-can’t
Red predicted Yuffie would come.
Because Yuffie *is* the cosmos.
"It's time to Dyne, with Death."
THAT, NEEDS, to be in the Remake!
It's not in rebirth, sorry to disappoint you
@@heartlessscorpion1334
No disappointment
We got Rhonda referring to our group as "Shinra's Most Wanted" xD
And were asked for a 'Solid' by half the Side Quests
Yuffie: "So, Tifa, you ready to have the time of your life?"
Tifa: "I'm ready to END my life..."
Yuffie: "GREAT! Hold on to your cans, cuz we're about to smoke bomb to Funville!
YUFFIFA OUT!!!"
@@zzz43344 Tifa: OH GO-
Aerith:
Cloud:
Tifa: STOP FLIRTING
Honestly I find tifa getting jealous about cloud sort of cute
After the remake, I find Tifa's jealousy spot on 😂
Loool! You can still hear Barret listing off bahamut summons during the whole story. That kills me.
@@flamingrubys11 here ya go:
Bahamut
Bahumut Zero
Bahamut Sin
Neo Bahamut
Bahamut Fury
Bahamut Alpha
Bahamut Omega
Bahamut Eidolons
Bahamut Aeon
Bahamut Esper
Astral Bahamut
Dirge of Bahamut
Before Crisis Bahamut
Crisis Core Bahamut
Theatrhythm Bahamut
Theatrhythm Bahamut Curtain Call
Theatrhythm Bahamut All-Star Carnival
Bahamut Mission Online
Bahamut Automata
Bahamut A Realm Reborn
Bahamut Episode Prompto
Bahamut Kingsglaive
Bahamut Monster of the Deep
Bahamut The Zodiac Age
Bahamut Is Strange: Before the Storm
Bahamut Mankind Divided
Bahamut Human Revolution
Bahamut Hearts
Bahamut Hearts: Chain of Memories
Bahamut Hearts 2
Bahamut Hearts 2: Final Mix
Bahamut Hearts: 358/2 Days
Bahamut Hearts: Dream Drop Distance
Bahamut Hearts HD 1.2 Remix
Bahamut Hearts HD 2.5 Remix
Bahamut Hearts HD 2.8: Final Chapter Prologue
Bahamut Evil VII Biohazard
Bahamut Zero Dawn
Bahamut Effect: Andromeda
Super Bahamut Odyssey
Bahamut Wars: Battlefront 2
Bahamut and the Will of the Wisps
Bahamacoot N.Sane Trilogy
Bah Vs Hamut: Infinite
Mobius Bahamut
Bahamut The After Years
Bahamut Interlude
Bahamut G-bike
Revenant Wings Bahamut
Bahamut Lightning Returns
Tactics Bahamut
Justice Monster Five Bahamut
Bahamut Type-0
Crystal Chronicles Bahamut
Echoes of Time Bahamut
Bahamut Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers
Bravely Bahamut
Bahamut End Layer
Dissidia Bahamut
Dissidia 012 Bahamut
Bahamut NT
Bahamut Ocean: First Departure
Bahamut Trigger
Bahamut Quest Heroes: The World
Bahamut's Woe and The Bahamut Below
Bahamut Stormblood
Bahamut Racing 3D
Super Bahamut RPG: The Legend of the Seven Bahamut
Bahamut Hoops 3 on 3
Musashi: Bahamut Legend
0 Day: Attack on Bahamut
Bahamut No Waku Waku Carnival
Sigma Bahamut
Bahamut Summoner: The Unsung Bahamut
The Bahamut Ends With You
Tactics Bahamut: Let Us Bahamut Together
The Bahamut Blossom Murders
Bahamut Prime 4
Season of Bahamut
Bahamut Heavensward
Bahamut Record Keeper
Puzzles & Bahamut: Bahamut Tournament
Bahamutmasque
Bahamut Hearts 3
@@flamingrubys11 it probably isn't even all of the bahamuts mentioned in the whole series
@@LloydTheZephyrian you are the hero we do not deserve
Thank you
I also managed to pre-order Bahamut Hunter Stories 2: Bahamut of Ruin.
(Okay, that one obviously was never mentioned, but I did pre-order the game I referenced)
@@LloydTheZephyrian Yo they actually referenced the Bravely Default series. My love for TFS is even bigger then before
barret listing all the bahamuts for the entire first episode is so god damn amazing.
"I can smell the cosmos!!!" Should have been a t shirt
Yeah no he's still high as fuck
This is now the thing I say when I'm perked up by coffee.
PUT IT ON A SHIRT
...what?
When I heard Vincent speak I screamed. I was praying that Vincent would be Alucard and I got my wish...for one line.
That was alucard's voice actor?
@@ultimatebro5719 well, the abridged one, his “For 30 Years” line is _ABSOLUTELY_ Alucard
You gotta admit the Noel Feilding impression was hilarious!
“Murder, Murder murder…”
Heck, it even looks like an edgy version of Alucard (in design).
"that dragon was probably a mother finding food for her children. now they wont survive the winter."
"aw SWEET MULTI KILL!"
that whole first episode was magical.
Sephdog.. lol
My thoughts exactly
Man, Cloud's a heartless asshole
When you think about it, this is actually Zack in this scene.
@@takarifan It is not Zack in the scene. It is Cloud's twisted imagination on how a "cool soldier guy" acts and it is super over the top and childish just like in the original. Cloud is just an overgrown child who still hasn't gotten past his sentimentalities from childhood.
"Woof. Woof. I am a dog."
Red: I THINK WE'RE RELATED
I love it
"A planet? That's where I live!"
Gets me every time.
"vegeta is gonna destroy the planet!"
"but I live here!"
I love how Cloud abuses Ramirez in the flashbacks but he was actually Ramirez all along.
Ramirez is the Shadow; the true self...
there is a very grim metaphor in there somewhere.
The jokes revolving around self loathing practically write themselves.
Cant believe Ramirez is the only one who can kill Seph-Dog...
Lmao I think Ramirez was voiced by the same actor for cloud
"Cloud, where'd you get those glasses?"
"I stole em"
*gasp* "My Wallace wisdom had no effect!"
@Guero Rodriguez Like entering in every house in Kalm village, openign every boxes while the people watch you and say noithing ^^ Yup stealing is good.
Team four star did the impossible: they made Cait Sith a likeable character
I actually find him to be the funniest character in the show
I hated him in the game
I absolutely never used him, lol! Had enough people to train up, so I stuck with the humans. Erm...and...half-human-vampire? Vincent was my MVP, especially as I had him hold Knights of the Round.
I played the OG game in June 2020, and I honestly found Cait Sith to be pretty likable (Temple of Ancients sacrifice and his comical reappearance when shit was going down; the only moment I laughed out loud during the game). And the Reeve reveal made him even greater.
@@kungolaf4499 Cait is cool. Yuffie is an endurance test as a character...
God the Cait Sith jokes are so much funnier knowing Reeves is the man behind the mask.
They're really gonna need to play up Cait Sith being a mascot or something in the remake because otherwise he will be even more out of place.
I love, for like 1-2 frames, you can see Reeve's name typed in first before entering cait sith's. The little details man.
I love that stuff. They go off the wall with the story, but really make sure to include the important things. It is a hard balance to maintain, but they do a great job
KEANU???
@@kitsuneking4573 redditor alert
@@BoosterUM what?
Big Cow Productions exactly.
"Everywhere I go all I see is death and destruction!"
"PROBABLY CUZ YOU'RE THE ONE CAUSING IT!"
Cloud: You see Sephiroth, you’re not dealing with the average first-class Soldier anymore...
Sephiroth: Oh my godddd...
Cloud: I have risen above and become the legend you fear. I have become the legendary super soldier.
Sephiroth shoots a beam through Cloud’s arteries.
Tifa: Cloud!!
Sephiroth: No, seriously, you have no idea how old that got.
Barrett: You think Captain America’s gonna sue for that trademark theft?
I love how vincent goes from Alucard, badass lord of undeath and edge, to Richmond, guy who watches the blinking lights
Something slayed me when Yuffie appears and just gets fuckin clocked by Tifa.
Also, Barret and Red being besties is absolute goals. I never should've slept on this series.
AVALANCHE TIME!
to be fair yuffie is kinda a brat in FF7 abridged,sooooo maybe that is connected? still think it is funny myself she gets sucker-punched while yelling surprise attack.
My favorite detail in that scene is that Yuffie is in the middle of saying her name when Tifa punches her, and the enter name screen just finishes typing it out
AVALANCHE SNUGGLES!!!!!
AVALANCHE TIME MOTHERFERS
Barret: YOU DON’T GET A PASS!
Everyone including me: *GASP*
....
Barret: THAT MAKES YOU A BAD DOG!!
Everyone including me: *GASP*
I felt so bad for Red at that part. Like his world was crumbling. :(
@blackrave404 It really was a rollercoaster. A titanium one, sure, but still a rollercoaster.
Cait sith: “check the name tag sweetheart”
REE-
Hey who is here while playing or finished Rebirth
Yup! 😂
Yea! 😂
Me
❤Yup me too. 😁 Clepiroth! 😎
First time. Believe it or not.
"Oops, sorryyyyyyyyyyy...."
...Aerith, did you just drop the materia because you thought the Shiva summoned with it was prettier than you?
No its because cloud complimented on her looks so got jealous
Worse, they didnt pick the Ifrit Materia
@@obi-wank-enobi Yup
Bahamut Hearts 3.
Damn, I just caught that.
And I caught that he never said Shiva
Bahamut The After Years... Bahamut LIGHTNING Returns...
Before Crisis Bahamut, Crisis CORE Bahamut, I figure just about everything named after Bahamut Sin is a pun on Square games
Oh that makes more sense.. I had the captions on and it said "Mohammed Hearts 3"... I was pretty confused.
I have bahamut hearts 3, it turned out to be surprising underwhelming for the final piece to the xehamut saga
23:00
Why is Zack trolling Cloud here? He knows he can’t beat the huge snake 😂
Counter argument, he did kill sepherith
no he is not, sephiroth kill that snake, cloud did kill sephiroth... so...
Legit almost cried when he called him a bad dog.
"Cloud, you look like an idiot"
"Too bad you're always lyin'."
I laughed so hard xD!
Roasted
I had me a cloud moment like that even down to the glasses except I ended up kicking my bully's ass. P.S I just realized my icon is cloud 😂 I put that on thier back in like 2009
Roasted
That scene was great 😂😂
666 the number of the beast!
Dear TFS:
Please give us an "I can smell the Cosmos" shirt.
I would buy that shit immediately.
this man speaks the truth i want that shirt
I agree also.
I do belive they do
add psychodelic Red XIII on the shirt too.
@@genesisartek1844 yes
This series made me understand ff7's story more than playing through the game ever did.
7:48 Cloud and Tifa : "WAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!"
Sephiroth : *aaaaaaa.*
I’ve seen this season multiple times and just noticed that now, thank you.
Cloud: How does a four legged animal ride a-
Nanaki: I-m gonna f**k it.
Man they kinda nail Sephiroth's voice
Tim Carter i agree. Did you know the VA for Sepiroth is Aussie?
^^ I live in Sydney and enjoy that fact
The season3 bloopers are the best, sephiroth breaks character and it’s wonderful
@@squadalaguydc If I had a nickel for every Superman actor that also voiced Sephiroth, I'd only have two nickles but it's weird that it's happened twice.
Chocobo Bill: "The key is inbreeding."
Cloud: "...Go on."
Barret: "DO NOT GO ON!!!"
Rofl!
I think it was Red that said Go on
@@strelitziamystery21 it was
It was. And the secret IS inbreeding 🙈 well at least for the black one.
@@martinroner5688 you get a pass!
"The planet is run by ghosts!!"
You guys had no idea how right you were. 😉😁
1 11 :BBVAa
Tifa: Maybe someone should heal.
Aerith: *Smug evil smile.* Out of Mana
I shall laugh *makes weird sounds* laughter has ceased.
Peacock Terumi CTFUUUUUUUUU X’D 👏👏👏👏 (hundredth like)
Don't fuck with the party's white mage.
just like in WoW :)
@@DoctorMinatoArisoto Sephiroth: Hold my beer.
The dramatic irony of cloud and sephiroth’s conversation
And all the jabs at ramirez😂😂
And the fact that almost all his conversations fall in tune to sephiroths theme
Barrett’s voice acting is so perfect. Dyne might be the best in the series though. So good.
The coal man...
Honestly abridged Barret’s VA is SO much better than the official VA. In the remake trilogy he just sounds like he’s trying too hard, ya know? It just doesn’t sound natural.
Aerith - " O Oh looks like someone's poisoned"
Tifa - " Looks like someone needs to heal me"
Aerith - " Out of mana..."
Cracks me up every time 😂😂
Especially when she has a full MP bar. 😂😂
🤣😂 i love it so much@@himwhoisnottobenamed5427
@@himwhoisnottobenamed5427 🤣
29:38
Yuffie: So, I think we can be friends, riiiiight?
Cloud: Sure.
Tifa: With effort.
Aerith: ...no.
I had to rewind three times to check that Aerith said that. Damn, Aerith is a sweetheart in this just like the original, but she is savage when it comes to other girls that Cloud is nice to. Her answer was more negative than Tifa's for crying out loud!
@@kungolaf4499 I wouldn’t say Cloud was nice to Yuffie.
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@@kungolaf4499 not only that, she definitely doesn't like ANY girl that gets Clouds attention. She shattered the Shiva materia too.
Tankceritops
*"I SHOULD BE AN ACTION FIGURE!!!"*
Tankceratops is the greatest thing ever
Tankceritops 2! The Re-Tankening!!
*”BUY MY MERCHANDISE!!!”*
It'll have to settle for being a boss in Remake Part 2 if they keep upgrading the oddly designed enemies to boss fights like they did in Part 1.
"PART OF A BALANCE BREAKFAST"
@@SGMayuriKurotsuchiBIGGEST. MISSED. OPPORTUNITY.
"Hell, two of me probably couldn't stop you" referring to Zack and cloud both fighting him
Aerith: You met a dragon?
Cloud: Even better, We killed a dragon!
Aerith: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Barret' s V.A is spot on. Sephiroth's V.A did a phenomenal job and should totally be cast to do his voice in the remake.
Yes he did an amazing job
Fun fact: he isn't even using his natural accent
Man Barret is amazing, I can’t stop laughing 😆
I agree about Sephiroth's VA. He is top-notch.
Barrett is phenomenal, too.
I think the VA, when not actively trying to be immensely vapid ( lol ), would do great too.
@@Zulliantiger It's me, Baby Barret
5:01
"Shinra took me in and raised me to be a killing machine"
"THE killing machine! You could probably take out a whole town, EASY! Hell, two of me probably couldn't stop you!"
That reference was gold! Snuck that in there nice and smooth!
I don’t get it..
@@rindokanade2465 it’s super obvious foreshadowing towards events that happen both soon after and long after that point in the game. I chuckled at that line for sure.
@@FragmentedR_YT THANK YOU, I apologize for my ignorance.
@@rindokanade2465 it’s alright, I just assumed you hadn’t played the original game or finished the abridged.
@@FragmentedR_YT yeah I just knew the backstory of stuff that happened, only on season 4 of abridged and played and finished the Remake.
I love how barrett is just naming summons through out the entire episode 11 haha
The relationship between Barret and Red 13 is sooooo ENJOYABLE to watch.
Aerith: You met a Dragon?
Cloud: Better yet, we killed a Dragon
Aerith: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
When Yuffie asks if Vincent "wants to go on a walk?", is that a reference to Hellsing Abridged?
Yes. When Vincent first pops in, Taka voices him as Alucard and Yuffie makes several HUA references.
You'll find that near everything said about Vincent will be a Hellsing Abridged reference
I honestly would've enjoyed Vincent being a walking talking HUA reference, even down to the voice
Tyler Flory I almost feel like they didn’t do it out of spite lol. People kept asking for that to be the voice, and they took those wants and said “Let’s start doing it, but then we rip it away and put spiders in his eyes.”
@@matthewmendoza3109 I'm not saying it was a bad decision in any sense of the choices they made, it's weird he's just a walking spider factory that they have, but it's nice for comic relief, I'd imagine. At least we had a bit of alucard in the beginning when he talked
"Seph-dog, can I call you Seph-dog?" "No"
Did they watch this when they designed Johnny?
Team four star does such great parodies because they know exactly when to play it straight. Sephiroth being completely unchanged is perfect.
the "bad dogs dont deserve to go on rides" bit hit me in the feels a bit too hard....
I knew I wasn't the only one. I had to search the comments for this response xD
It just dawned on me that Barret is just going through all the final fantasy games and replacing every other word with Bahamut
Yeah, he's also replacing bahamut with video game titles "bahamut 7 biohazard, bahamut zero dawn"
Watching this again weeks before rebirth. Man I have high hopes for the Nibelheim sequence
The demo was awesome!
Bro fighting Vincent in his monster form, Cloud taking back his memories and then seeing Roche become a black robe goading Cloud on about the degradation of soldiers. It's a pleasant surprise
I'm really digging the voices picked out for Rude and Reno.
Dog is god backwards. Thats the kind of brilliant insight u only get from ur talking dog best friend!
Cait Sith is much more likable in this version.
Indeed. Even his redemption is compelling.
What, he's a cat and Moogle what is not to love? Are you a dog person? Look I love Red XIII too but Cait Sith is pretty cool too.
I don't understand the Cait Sith hate... He is the only character to make me laugh out loud during the original game... His Temple of Ancients moment and sudden rearrival when Cloud is beating Aerith...
Cloud: She does no a thing or two about fisting
*Tifa will remember that*
SHOULDER. DEEP. CLOUD!!!!
Lmao
This is F’ing amazing and I’m barely 30 minutes in. The voices make everything that much better. So good (Barret’s deserves an Oscar)
Cait Sith: "Maybe he traded in his sword for one of those new gunblades"
Cloud: "Yeah I've seen those. Seems like it would be too easy to accidentally cut your face"
Why quote it if you're not going to quote it correctly?
lol he met squall Xd
Vincent: My friends are the spiders *CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!*
Cloud: “Hey Red, how did you found us”
Red XIII: “I follow the trail of dead bodies and now I’m full”
😂
Still laughing 🤣
As some one who's works in the "greens" industry. I find Aerith and Choco Billy's knowledge to be solid.
The ad placement on this video was perfect. "Your son Zach is dead and he's not coming back..." "Trojan mannnn"
lol
Cloud: Yuffie! You wanna do some more breaking and entering? Would that make you feel better?
Yuffie: *sniff* Y-yeah....it would.
This is how I imagined their actual friendship would be. Brother and sister lol
I loved that of all the opportunities for Cloud to make an effort to attempt being supportive of someone else in some sort of way towards someone he didn’t have much attachment with, he chose to attempt cheering Yuffie up by enabling her unlawful behavior. What makes it even funnier is that he actually succeeds in helping her feel better with that. “It’s the little things in life.”
I hope the remakes does that. In the original when aereith dies and she in the party she hugs cloud and cries
If you get Yuffie in the gold saucer second visit, Cloud actually goads on Yuffie as she does her fake punches. That kind of energy was throughout their interactions at gold saucer that makes it seemed like Cloud was being a big brother to her.
Just realised that the seagull sound effect at 53:56 is just a pitched-up Tidus laugh
Cloud " I'm sure he had a good reason for leaving "
Red " The reason was you " Lmao
Also
Cloud " Bunga bunga "
Barret " Boogah Baby "
Also Cid later on: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SOME BIG OL HOT DOG
Cloud: Isn't it weird that-
Tifa: We didn't f*ck
Tifa: Is it weird that I said that?!
Cloud: EXTREMELY! Let's not talk about it!
The unexpected timing of this was so effective that it actually makes the viewer feel “weirded out” by it too. They somehow managed to do it without it being cliche because for everything up to that point the sentiment between the two of them is that they seem to hate each other, with Cloud feeling particularly marginalized by her repeatedly. Whereas Tifa actually has moments where she goes out of her way in an attempt to make sure that nothing seriously bad happens to Cloud, but then it does and she doesn’t care at all in the slightest despite it being the result of her taking advantage of his feelings he once had for her and then coercing him with threats to participate.
The humor in it all being that in the beginning it was Cloud who had feelings for her (and her towards him to some extent) only for Cloud to lose them altogether as she softens up a bit more and more towards him as she suppresses or ignores them. It was a highly clever way to rewrite those characters in consistent ways all the while it never detracting from the humor, or being used to further enhance the humor such as when Tifa attempts to take advantage of any opportunities to “address the elephant” while trying to maintain a detached air of dominance about it, whereas Cloud is completely put off by it and is the person who genuinely could not care less.
Cloud: What a titan of a find.
It's small jokes like these that make me appreciate TFS even more.
I was literally rewatching this series when they announced Sephiroth for Smash. With the movie coming out soon this can't be a coincidence. Lol
Movie? What movie??