Toilet Tissue from The Carol Burnett Show (full sketch)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 мар 2016
  • A housewife (Carol Burnett) returns home after running some errands. She finds that her entire family has deserted her because they don’t like the toilet tissue she purchased.
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Комментарии • 2 тыс.

  • @rosesperfumelace
    @rosesperfumelace 4 года назад +2527

    Dear mom, we are sorry we made fun of your TP. You are the only one who has any left. We are coming back home!❤

    • @changeintheair9648
      @changeintheair9648 4 года назад +34

      Freaking awesome!

    • @angelaciulla180
      @angelaciulla180 4 года назад +26

      Ahahaha 😂🤣.. so funny..

    • @cmack2769
      @cmack2769 4 года назад +11

      Marlena D Lol!

    • @WiiNV
      @WiiNV 4 года назад +13

      L😷L

    • @lionessawaking42412
      @lionessawaking42412 4 года назад +140

      Dear Children, Ex-Husband and Neighbors, I accept your apologies. I have moved on. You can not move back in with me and TP, we’re practicing Social Distancing...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Smooches 😚 Love Mom

  • @glorygracek.1841
    @glorygracek.1841 4 года назад +2104

    Nobody will ever be able to think of this clip the same ever again!

    • @lovingatlanta
      @lovingatlanta 4 года назад +38

      Glory Grace K. - 👍😆😂🤣Never Ever!! 2020 Coronavirus pandemic!! 😔

    • @CydnotCharrise1
      @CydnotCharrise1 4 года назад +27

      Living in SoCal and always stocked up ( earthquake, the big one; I think this is the worldly "big one" ) and even if I ran out --- there is a mulberry tree with lots of leaves.

    • @Germatti13489
      @Germatti13489 4 года назад +7

      True 😁

    • @Germatti13489
      @Germatti13489 4 года назад +14

      @@CydnotCharrise1 and there's always good old fashioned washcloths. 😁

    • @ladiimysteekd4445
      @ladiimysteekd4445 4 года назад +5

      @@Germatti13489 that's what I say. A special wash cloth for the front and another for the back. Especially if out of baby wipes.

  • @memoriesbymckenna
    @memoriesbymckenna 4 года назад +1726

    anyone else watching during the Great Toilet Paper Panic of 2020?

  • @Notintimidated2013
    @Notintimidated2013 4 года назад +1072

    She’s a “roll” model. 🧻

  • @jimronsivalli1675
    @jimronsivalli1675 4 года назад +1798

    If they only knew back then how funny this would be today.

    • @sylvias4899
      @sylvias4899 4 года назад +30

      It would be nice to have that giant roll of tp now. With no toilet tissue left anywhere it's time to take a que from our dogs and drag our behinds along the floor or grass to wipe.

    • @kateruterbories2692
      @kateruterbories2692 4 года назад +10

      Had forgotten this sketch!! So relevant!!

    • @marytheresa1943
      @marytheresa1943 4 года назад +15

      IMAGINE THIS EXACT SKIT BEING USED ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. LOVE CAROL BURNETT AND THE GANG.

    • @lesharris8084
      @lesharris8084 4 года назад +6

      Australia's gone crazy over toilet tissue. I don't get it? Anyway, I'm buying shares.

    • @smileyladyT
      @smileyladyT 4 года назад +6

      Who wishes they could grab a roll? Haha 😂

  • @samjack4689
    @samjack4689 4 года назад +3622

    Fun fact: you're here because RUclips recommended this to you during COVID-19

    • @yellowrosesanewspringtyme2469
      @yellowrosesanewspringtyme2469 4 года назад +8

      AWW AREN'T THEY COFFIN TWEET!:-l

    • @Siobhan146
      @Siobhan146 4 года назад +27

      Thanks RUclips!

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 4 года назад +21

      Rather odd, that, considering they're going to great length in censoring every independent creator on their platform that care say the "C" word 🙄 watching the latest tlo_oly video has been infuriating everytime he hasta censor himself.

    • @debracisneroshhp2827
      @debracisneroshhp2827 4 года назад +3

      @Sam Jack,
      I'M SURE! 😳🙌🙌🙌😺

    • @omarpride3021
      @omarpride3021 4 года назад +7

      So damn true 😂👌

  • @Rangerman9404
    @Rangerman9404 4 года назад +270

    Fast forward to 2020: Dear Mom: I came back, returned all of your valuables, and stole the toilet paper in instead. Love, A Burglar

  • @ruthie6070
    @ruthie6070 4 года назад +158

    I was FaceTiming my grandma to check up on her. She recommended this to me and its amazing. Thank you grandma!

    • @thecenterofmemes7716
      @thecenterofmemes7716 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @macetraveler2847
      @macetraveler2847 4 года назад

      Same! Grandmas love this!

    • @mmmk1616
      @mmmk1616 4 года назад

      She has a good memory, I didn't remember it and I watched every episode when it aired :)

    • @ruthie6070
      @ruthie6070 3 года назад

      Neronian Diamanti the video lol 😂

  • @sylvias4899
    @sylvias4899 4 года назад +1953

    Fast forward to 2020:
    Dear Mom,
    We're coming home. Ran out of toilet paper and there are none on the shelves.
    Love Lulu, the neighbors, your son Bobby and the Jolly Green Giant.
    They sent this through email.

    • @ambersimpson911
      @ambersimpson911 4 года назад +18

      Lol

    • @TM-10-py7ji
      @TM-10-py7ji 4 года назад +13

      Sylvia S awesome!

    • @valerierogers9609
      @valerierogers9609 4 года назад +17

      I know huh, same ol' s**tty problems

    • @lynz45
      @lynz45 4 года назад +10

      😅😅

    • @thef3606
      @thef3606 4 года назад +15

      So true I just shared my toilet paper with family members.😊

  • @schrempskynate8944
    @schrempskynate8944 4 года назад +3086

    Who's here in the 2020 Cororonavirus Episode where idiots hoard toiletpaper?

    • @laurienicosia3870
      @laurienicosia3870 4 года назад +28

      Funny but really not funny.

    • @shawnmichaelduncan5951
      @shawnmichaelduncan5951 4 года назад +17

      They should be planting trees for the use of paper.

    • @nofear5056
      @nofear5056 4 года назад +26

      There must be a demon of shit behind ... This corona virus making people horad toilet paper Lol

    • @MrMikey1273
      @MrMikey1273 4 года назад +35

      The runs is not even a symptom most people who have Covid-19 even get. It really makes no sense.

    • @prayerpower1585
      @prayerpower1585 4 года назад +18

      @@MrMikey1273 There may be simple explanations that makes sense. 1)People have been checking with preppers (on blogs etc) on what to get. They talk about having toilet tissue a lot, so people stocked up. Also, I'm guessing 2)normally most people don't buy toilet paper often, or a lot all at once. So this time people went out to buy and they bought a bigger package than usual. 3) Toilet paper takes up a lot of storage space, so given that most people don't usually buy them often the stores really did not have a lot of them in storage to replenish the shelves when people started going out to buy.

  • @StephFrandsen
    @StephFrandsen 4 года назад +5

    🧻🧻🧻 great timing 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Carol Burnett is one of a kind of awesome that can't be replaced or repeated.

  • @richardallen3810
    @richardallen3810 4 года назад +6

    Carol is a National Treasure. Her personal story of struggle and persistence growing up to be an actress is great. The laughter and happiness she brings to the world is more than she could ever have dreamed

  • @johnchase4408
    @johnchase4408 5 лет назад +559

    I grew up watching this show. I feel bad for today's youth. Carol Burnett, Tim Conway, Harvey Corman, etc. GENIUSES.

    • @heatherway25
      @heatherway25 4 года назад +16

      I agree. So glad that we can see skits on RUclips !

    • @alexnajera3483
      @alexnajera3483 4 года назад +29

      Hey guess what! Im part of todays youth, 14, and i love these old shows. Especially lucille ball and Jack Benny and Carol Burnett!

    • @Wayniesgirl
      @Wayniesgirl 4 года назад +11

      @MaGuffintop He had an incredible sense of humor and was so professional. Unfortunately, not everyone got that. But his ad lib stuff really demonstrated jyst how funny he was!

    • @AdultThirdCultureKid1971
      @AdultThirdCultureKid1971 4 года назад

      I watched reruns of it on Jordan TV in the 1980s and it was so on point.

    • @dorothycollins2431
      @dorothycollins2431 4 года назад +7

      Syd Caesar, Imagene Coco, Mel Brooks (still w/us), yes Greats!! And, "comedy" is only getting MORE vulgar!! And, horror movies for Easter now. . . Nothing wrong w/horror movies but when 'hunting human beings for sport' becomes the NEXT genre, it makes me wonder if some aren't growing numb!!!

  • @lizboz
    @lizboz 4 года назад +595

    “Why did I have to take my toilet tissue for granted?? I don’t know I guess it just didn’t seem that important. Well I guess it is!!”
    🤣🤣🤣
    It is now!!!

    • @irisviruet8964
      @irisviruet8964 4 года назад +25

      I'm helping a poor old lady with her groceries and she already warned me the brand that she wants. I was like What? Under these circumstances toilet paper is toilet paper. Now I see... I was wrong.

    • @prncess803
      @prncess803 4 года назад +8

      Iris Viruet if you can even find toilet tissue!

    • @faith5563
      @faith5563 4 года назад +3

      @@irisviruet8964 Listen to the elders

    • @irisviruet8964
      @irisviruet8964 4 года назад +2

      @@faith5563 Amen.

    • @lorenheard2561
      @lorenheard2561 4 года назад +2

      @Leely Moonster Regulations basically outlawed colour-dyed toilet paper and kleenex.They said it was bad for the environment! Now A.O.C. and some Vegans want to go hit man on our cows! Really!🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴Cows protest! Special! Genocide cow murdering socialists!😢🤬😡🤯

  • @mrsvirgi47
    @mrsvirgi47 4 года назад +336

    “Oh Why Why did I take my toilet tissue for granted. I guess I didn’t think it was that important. I guess it is”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I wonder if Carol Burnet has thought about this script in the past few days when toilet tissue has become a rare Commodity

    • @mrsvirgi47
      @mrsvirgi47 4 года назад +7

      Heather Weisenfels No she is not dead. Google it Carol Burnett is still alive

    • @cha_os3
      @cha_os3 4 года назад +4

      MrsVirgi47 my apologies, I removed it. It was her co star that recently passed.

    • @shawnhampshirehick101
      @shawnhampshirehick101 4 года назад

      Yup

    • @mrsvirgi47
      @mrsvirgi47 4 года назад +4

      Heather Weisenfels Apologiy accepted No problem

    • @heedmywarning2792
      @heedmywarning2792 4 года назад +14

      @@mrsvirgi47 what's this? People being civil on the internet? It must be the end times!

  • @MSBKIRKLAND
    @MSBKIRKLAND 4 года назад +33

    This woman made me laugh so hard watching her as a child.My family never understood why I got so much enjoyment watching her show, but we only had one TV and they knew when she was on don't bother me or change that channel!! I enjoyed the entire cast even back then I picked up on the chemistry between them and how they would feed off each other to create an entertaining show. Great memories!!!!

    • @victoriasaper1625
      @victoriasaper1625 4 года назад +3

      B Sure we only had one TV also and I wasn’t allowed to watch during the week, but if my parents happened to be out......bliss watching the CB Show.

    • @drl5002
      @drl5002 Год назад

      Sadly I missed out. I only knew her as Miss Hannigan on Annie. Recently we were at my in-laws and the Carol Burnett show was on. Hilarious.

  • @tollie266
    @tollie266 4 года назад +312

    This would be so good to play in all the stores now

    • @lorraineharper8725
      @lorraineharper8725 4 года назад +5

      Baaaahaaaaa.....yes!

    • @applecider9968
      @applecider9968 4 года назад +2

      Right

    • @yellowrosesanewspringtyme2469
      @yellowrosesanewspringtyme2469 4 года назад +2

      YES!LOL

    • @debracisneroshhp2827
      @debracisneroshhp2827 4 года назад +1

      @Donald Tollefson,
      NOW, THAT IS A VIRAL INFECTION WE SHOULD SPREAD AROUND!!! 😱👏😹😹😹💖🙏😇✨💫🌠🌱🌿🌻🐝🌳🌎🙌🙌🙌😺

    • @dognhorsedotcom
      @dognhorsedotcom 4 года назад

      Ha ha!!! Good one ☝️, Butt, I hear 👂🏻 this is what the stores are playing: ruclips.net/video/3EnEP_mxLb4/видео.html

  • @bobbettedavis9168
    @bobbettedavis9168 4 года назад +294

    Dear Mom,
    Your comedy sketch was “prophetic.”😂😂😂😂

  • @sleeplessinthecarolinas8118
    @sleeplessinthecarolinas8118 4 года назад +184

    "Why did I have to take my toilet tissue for granted?"
    Now, there isn't any more!

  • @monalisabarrett7821
    @monalisabarrett7821 4 года назад +48

    How fitting at this time with people loosing their minds buying all the toilet paper they can find. Lololo still hilarious after so many years 🤣

    • @dognhorsedotcom
      @dognhorsedotcom 4 года назад

      Monalisa Barrett Yep! We Lost Our Minds and Made this ruclips.net/video/3EnEP_mxLb4/видео.html

    • @dognhorsedotcom
      @dognhorsedotcom 4 года назад

      😆🙀🙃The Dangaleros are never gonna wanna let this joke end YOU GOTT SEE THIS ruclips.net/video/3EnEP_mxLb4/видео.html

    • @johnglenn7941
      @johnglenn7941 4 года назад +1

      I remember the Mr. Whipple squeezing the charmin commercials.

  • @robinfitch6987
    @robinfitch6987 4 года назад +543

    Who knew this would become so accurate in 2020?!?!?!!!

    • @oliviaedralin1436
      @oliviaedralin1436 4 года назад +3

      Robin Fitch I know it!!!

    • @kateruterbories2692
      @kateruterbories2692 4 года назад +2

      Right you are!!

    • @gungho1284
      @gungho1284 4 года назад +11

      LOL. So I just got my shipment of 80 rolls I had to order online because of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020. Now I have plenty of gas station grade paper to impress my guests with. 🧻 😂

    • @mrsaye499
      @mrsaye499 4 года назад +2

      @@gungho1284 That's the kind I was looking for. Where did you find it?

    • @MaestroTJS
      @MaestroTJS 4 года назад +1

      @reinhard earlin Shit, man, that was better than the whole clip.

  • @skylark4901
    @skylark4901 4 года назад +449

    I would absolutely love to hear what Carol Burnett has to say about this sketch now, I'm sure she would have something very funny to say, I really miss this show and all the shows that were like it, what a childhood I had. She's 86 BTW and has a birthday next month, April 26!!

    • @johnnotgalt2697
      @johnnotgalt2697 4 года назад +11

      I’d like to hear her take too. She still does ads for reruns of her show for MeTV and even some limited touring. I saw her onstage in the DC area (Strathmore theater in Bethesda, MD) last summer and she was great!

    • @StephFrandsen
      @StephFrandsen 4 года назад +12

      She's an amazing talent

    • @skylark4901
      @skylark4901 4 года назад +11

      @@johnnotgalt2697 Oh I had no idea she was still doing things, she was great

    • @CamilleGG451
      @CamilleGG451 4 года назад +5

      AGREED!!!!

    • @johnnotgalt2697
      @johnnotgalt2697 4 года назад +8

      skylark Correct, and she’s still great! Here’s one of her hilarious MeTV ads from last year. ruclips.net/video/3yb5KUxLiGw/видео.html There are a couple more posted on RUclips as well.

  • @johnnyaingel5753
    @johnnyaingel5753 4 года назад +20

    I was in barely in high school when i watched her shows and now here we are in 2020 so my PRAYERS for ALL

  • @rozchristopherson648
    @rozchristopherson648 4 года назад +38

    Ahead of its time, literally. LOL 😝

    • @hideyourloveaway128
      @hideyourloveaway128 4 года назад

      Roz Christopherson Literally??? Because it could only be “literally” if Carol Burnett time-traveled to the future, made this skit, and then went back to her own time with it...... God people, STOP using “literally” when you *literally* have NO effing clue what the word actually means!!!

    • @rozchristopherson648
      @rozchristopherson648 4 года назад +1

      hideyourloveaway128 I have a master’s degree in English. Wrote for a newspaper after undergrad. One year of law school. Studied for my PhD in English (ABD-All But Dissertation). Taught the undergraduate junior/senior writing requirement while at the University of Michigan.
      Studied abroad in Wales.
      Two years of study at a theological seminary.
      Stockbroker’s license as well.
      “Literally” may be used informally to indicate emphasis or to express strong feeling.
      While I would not use the word in this connection in a formal discussion, I am within my grammatical rights to use it here concerning the Carol Burnett comedy skit.
      The word may be used informally as an intensifier.
      Do your research.
      Stop wasting time being a RUclips troll. Go get a REAL education so you can have some knowledge in your head.
      I’m sure you can find something better to do with your time than harass me.
      Literally.

    • @samellee7509
      @samellee7509 4 года назад +1

      @@rozchristopherson648 perfect! 👌 👏 👏 👏 👏

    • @samellee7509
      @samellee7509 4 года назад +1

      @@hideyourloveaway128 Get off the internet, troller.

    • @rozchristopherson648
      @rozchristopherson648 4 года назад +1

      Sirius Lee Thank you. 🙏

  • @rosealenius-spencer4823
    @rosealenius-spencer4823 4 года назад +543

    When I was very young, I remember hearing my mother laughing out loud while watching the Carol Burnett Show. I would sneak out of bed to peek around the corner to see what she was watching...I think I enjoyed watching her laugh more because I was too young to get the jokes! I just sent this to her. She is 90 years young and I can hear her laughing even though she lives hundreds of miles away.
    I know she will never read this, but I love her so much and pray she stays safe and healthy❤️

    • @ccMomOfJays
      @ccMomOfJays 4 года назад +17

      Love this♡♡

    • @jenniferhansen3622
      @jenniferhansen3622 4 года назад +39

      That's so lovely. You're so blessed to still have your mom! (I miss mine) Thank you for sharing such a sweet memory from your childhood!

    • @RepentfollowJesus
      @RepentfollowJesus 4 года назад +23

      I watched as a kid with my grandma. This was one of the best shows on in the 70s and there were a lot if good ones. God bless you and your mom. Hope you both have enough TP.😁

    • @Glim246
      @Glim246 4 года назад +20

      Such a sweet memory....the sound of a loved ones laughter.

    • @birdie.b
      @birdie.b 4 года назад +9

      So sweet. How’s your mom doing?

  • @toddsubjent7142
    @toddsubjent7142 4 года назад +359

    Carol herself MUST today with the insanity of hording toilet paper must be amazed, and smiling😁😂😄😉 shaking her head along with us. WHAT a timely skit for all ages!! Thanksfor all the laughter now and always!!!!😘😄

    • @christiangonzales7429
      @christiangonzales7429 4 года назад +13

      This appeared in my recommendations today. Probably because toilet paper is a trending topic right now.

    • @conniemiller411
      @conniemiller411 4 года назад +3

      Christian Gonzales mine also lol

    • @lindacarbone9576
      @lindacarbone9576 4 года назад +2

      Oh my goodness gracious of course she's laughing.

    • @20alphabet
      @20alphabet 4 года назад

      Yes, she MUST be... MUST be, she MUST be she MUST!

  • @Pinky2577
    @Pinky2577 4 года назад +2

    Too Funny at a time like this...😂
    We Love you Carol Bernett. 💛

  • @susiemcrae2647
    @susiemcrae2647 4 года назад +43

    I'm so glad we had this time together just to have a laugh and toilet tissue. Seems we just got a friggin virus and before you know it come the time HOARDERS took it alllll......

    • @kathrynmyrice9128
      @kathrynmyrice9128 4 года назад +2

      Susie McRae , I picked up on it! 😉👍🏻 Sang it to the end😉😂😂😁

    • @dianeericson7900
      @dianeericson7900 4 года назад +3

      Outstanding! You should make it into a music video. It would go virus! Uh, Viral!

  • @peterbradfield2805
    @peterbradfield2805 4 года назад +487

    This skit is why Carol Burnett remains the Comedy Queen of all-time, no one is insulted (except for maybe her "Dear Mom …" character) and no one is put down and no cuss words to have great comedy.

    • @oliviaedralin1436
      @oliviaedralin1436 4 года назад +11

      Peter Bradfield love Carol and Lucy!!!

    • @SteveCarras
      @SteveCarras 4 года назад +6

      About the most :adult" at ALL, is the toilet paper reference.,.and even THAT is mild..:)

    • @kseismoloj
      @kseismoloj 4 года назад +14

      I think it is hilarious that the burglar, neighbors, and the Jolly Green Giant all refer to her as Mom.

    • @StephFrandsen
      @StephFrandsen 4 года назад +15

      I have said for years that rude and disgusting aren't comedy, but the tactful and artful delivery of cleverly put together ideas we can all relate to on the slant of ridiculousness is the key. The best humor is the kind that leaves the entire family rolling in laughter where grandma and the children are all there without any shock value. Tim Hawkins has this mastered also.

    • @dognhorsedotcom
      @dognhorsedotcom 4 года назад

      Soo true! I sincerely wonder if you would be offended by this: ruclips.net/video/3EnEP_mxLb4/видео.html

  • @irisviruet8964
    @irisviruet8964 4 года назад +342

    I got it now. She got all the toilet paper.

    • @joyful_tanya
      @joyful_tanya 4 года назад +1

      Iris Viruet 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @RepentfollowJesus
      @RepentfollowJesus 4 года назад +20

      A lot of people would LOVE to have her lousy toilet paper right now. Poor Mom dealing with ingrates...😉

    • @lindacarbone9576
      @lindacarbone9576 4 года назад +5

      No this was a skit from back in the day before Hollywood Elites new America would have a toilet paper crisis LOL:-)

    • @RepentfollowJesus
      @RepentfollowJesus 4 года назад +1

      @@lindacarbone9576 we know.

    • @johninaryan951
      @johninaryan951 4 года назад +7

      Is she crazy.
      She is rich.
      Look at that lovely big roll of toilet paper, a dream come true 😱😁

  • @cheskybaba4864
    @cheskybaba4864 4 года назад +22

    Carol, can I move in? I won't take it for granted. Never again. I promise!

  • @universallove878
    @universallove878 4 года назад +2

    ☝🏽The one and only Carol Burnett. There will never be another. Love ya Carol😉👍🏼

  • @Ouch_TheseAreTheDaysOfElijah
    @Ouch_TheseAreTheDaysOfElijah 4 года назад +90

    Who would had thought, You see we got what it takes to get thru this virus. Laughter. Have fun, sleep in, Enjoy your popcorn. Oh enjoy the movies. Someday things might get back to normal.

    • @jessieescobar2057
      @jessieescobar2057 4 года назад +6

      Just pray cuz God in control of this He knows what He is doing. The Rapture is coming soon

    • @Ouch_TheseAreTheDaysOfElijah
      @Ouch_TheseAreTheDaysOfElijah 4 года назад +4

      Lord Jesus I confess I'am a sinner, I believe you die on the cross to save my soul, Was buried, and rose again on the third day, I repent of my sin's, Please forgive me for my sin's, I accept you as my Lord and Savior, I hear your footsteps coming, I hear you knocking on my Heart's Door, Please come in and be Lord of my Life, Amen, Only Jesus knows the condition of the Heart. Last person to accept Jesus, Please hurry, Jesus is waiting for you,

    • @dognhorsedotcom
      @dognhorsedotcom 4 года назад +1

      Normal? Really, I hope 🤞 so !!! But, this video might change everything FOREVER ruclips.net/video/3EnEP_mxLb4/видео.html

    • @Ouch_TheseAreTheDaysOfElijah
      @Ouch_TheseAreTheDaysOfElijah 4 года назад +2

      @@dognhorsedotcom That right lets show them America got Grits and Spirit, we got what it takes to out Live, Out Last, Out Play this coronavirus. But please share the TP 🤗😀😁😉😊Nice video and funny too.

    • @babaramelivlle7658
      @babaramelivlle7658 4 года назад +1

      I pray it happens.....

  • @ScoutFinch44
    @ScoutFinch44 4 года назад +55

    My mom's and my favorite sketch. I miss you, Mom, but I have to say I'm happy that you don't have to deal with this world right now. I know you're looking down and laughing at this video, though.

    • @arroyobaby38
      @arroyobaby38 4 года назад +2

      ScoutFinch -.. and this was my dads favorite show and like you, I’m so glad he’s not here to go thru this craziness either. Be safe!!

    • @kayesguineapigs
      @kayesguineapigs 4 года назад

      BABY A me too both parents gone but glad they didn’t have to go through this!!

    • @babaramelivlle7658
      @babaramelivlle7658 4 года назад

      Me too

  • @kelly3014
    @kelly3014 4 года назад +43

    Now we’re lucky to get any brand of tp.

    • @Chilling4Shillings
      @Chilling4Shillings 4 года назад

      You don't need toilet paper. Jump in the damned shower

    • @samellee7509
      @samellee7509 4 года назад

      @@Chilling4Shillings oh ffs .... you're an idiot

  • @thecoffeeclutch3623
    @thecoffeeclutch3623 4 года назад +125

    Yep, we can never see this skit without thinking of the Coronavirus again.

    • @alisa8foresthillsbrigades31
      @alisa8foresthillsbrigades31 4 года назад

      Nope

    • @1965Gindy
      @1965Gindy 4 года назад

      Actually I did

    • @nowthatsjustducky
      @nowthatsjustducky 3 года назад

      Didn't think about it at all. I was too busy remembering when this first aired and enjoying the trip down memory lane.

    • @1965Gindy
      @1965Gindy 3 года назад

      @@nowthatsjustducky yeah these days suck. I would rather look back 40 years

    • @ohdaddy2029
      @ohdaddy2029 3 года назад

      It's sad 😭

  • @loveofeagles003
    @loveofeagles003 4 года назад +80

    Lol good humor being locked up in my house with no where to go cuz everything is closed. 3/20/20. 😢😢😢😢😢😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷

  • @vtownvmax
    @vtownvmax 4 года назад +101

    i can only imagine what fun she was to be around in high school.

  • @janetgeist8505
    @janetgeist8505 4 года назад +3

    This fit the situation quite well 🤣😂🤪😅😆😁😏😊🤣😂

  • @pcallas66
    @pcallas66 4 года назад +5

    This was one of my Saturday night highlights of the 1970s. This show could never be duplicated.

  • @rcnelson
    @rcnelson 4 года назад +27

    This clip wiped me out.

  • @MrBelmont79
    @MrBelmont79 8 лет назад +155

    I love her physical expressions. She's so talented

    • @juliacastellanos7764
      @juliacastellanos7764 4 года назад +3

      Yeeesss!

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator 4 года назад

      And thank you for referring to her in the present tense, many people may not realize she is alive and well.

  • @karenh4058
    @karenh4058 4 года назад +3

    Hahaha!! How timely that this was at the top of my Suggestions. Never seen this one before. 🤣

  • @juliefuraitor5610
    @juliefuraitor5610 4 года назад +4

    One of my favorite shows. I love this! Perfect timing for all the 🧻 hoarding! The end of skit is priceless! 😂

  • @lionentertainment7240
    @lionentertainment7240 4 года назад +19

    🤣 I so miss this show, she and Tim Conway and the rest of cast always made me crack up as a child! Wish we had the same today!

  • @cynthialyman2636
    @cynthialyman2636 6 лет назад +147

    Just what every modern fridge needs: a toilet paper dispenser in place of the cheese keeper.

    • @snowonder024
      @snowonder024 6 лет назад +2

      lol yup!

    • @Cotronixco
      @Cotronixco 4 года назад +2

      It's better than wiping on the cheese!

    • @cookingwithjohngrouber7128
      @cookingwithjohngrouber7128 4 года назад +4

      That compartment is for cheese???

    • @gungho1284
      @gungho1284 4 года назад +6

      @@Cotronixco Eating more cheese leads to less wiping.

    • @XI_Daisy_XI
      @XI_Daisy_XI 4 года назад +5

      John G
      Always thought that was for butter, while the larger one was for eggs.

  • @richardea4223
    @richardea4223 4 года назад +2

    This great timing in 2020! We love you, Carol. 😎

  • @ycajal
    @ycajal 4 года назад +78

    Me: Oh god I'm running out of toilet paper
    Nobody:
    RUclips: You want to watch a piece of vintage toilet paper comedy?

    • @samellee7509
      @samellee7509 4 года назад +1

      Haha haha 😂 🤣 😂 👏 👏 👏 👏

  • @n2skcmo
    @n2skcmo 5 лет назад +22

    If they still had shows like this I would watch TV. Love ya Carol, God bless!!

  • @ostrovisky
    @ostrovisky 7 лет назад +241

    If adverts were like this I wouldn't even skip them tbh 😂

    • @ginniekinz5401
      @ginniekinz5401 7 лет назад +10

      I know right? Ads are sooo stupid nowadays. There's only a rare few that are actually funny or touching.

    • @KC9UDX
      @KC9UDX 6 лет назад +5

      They were like this, and you couldn't really skip them back then

    • @DannybFlat01
      @DannybFlat01 6 лет назад

      true..

    • @RepentfollowJesus
      @RepentfollowJesus 4 года назад +1

      This was a show not an advertisement. But they did have some cute Charmin commercials at the time. Mr. Whipple saying ; " Please don't squeeze the Charmin."

  • @anneteller3128
    @anneteller3128 4 года назад +2

    This is still my favorite comedy show of all time. And when Tim Conway came on as part of the team, it was the best. Also, you get to see authentic stuff from the 70s. We had one of those half round gizmos the pots were hanging on. Also, we had a picture like the one of the old wine bottle. So many things I forgot about.

  • @snarkus63
    @snarkus63 4 года назад +10

    As somebody old enough to remember that ad campaign....that was hilarious.

  • @havensabaini7334
    @havensabaini7334 4 года назад +24

    I was buying toilet paper made from bamboo (because it’s far more sustainable) my husband and kids revolted....I’m glad to say I got the message BEFORE anyone left and wrote goodbye notes on that stuff...to be honest, it was probably better to write on, than to wipe with!

  • @professor1966
    @professor1966 4 года назад +76

    This was a parody of an actual commercial from the time.. I think it was Northern Bath Tissue..

    • @RepentfollowJesus
      @RepentfollowJesus 4 года назад +5

      I loved all their commercial parodies. Hilarious.

    • @eba44
      @eba44 4 года назад +3

      Charmin

    • @tomservo56954
      @tomservo56954 4 года назад +5

      @@RepentfollowJesus There was one where a man napped while resting his head on a role of tissue...in her spoof Rock Hudson did that, while she called off camera "Bring that back"
      (it was also reference on an episode of MARY TYLER MOORE)

  • @mattgiguere5638
    @mattgiguere5638 4 года назад +1

    I Love Her...what a class act. Miss those days🤪☺️

  • @breezlee1350
    @breezlee1350 4 года назад +6

    I loved her comedy. She was the funniest woman comedian on television. Hope she's doing well. I Miss the whole Carol Burnett Ensemble.

  • @robynheavner4689
    @robynheavner4689 4 года назад +7

    Oh my! Carol, thank you! We all need a good laugh, today with what is happening! 💖🙏🙏💖

  • @marioz2332
    @marioz2332 4 года назад +98

    RUclips: Watch Toilet Tissue from The Carol Burnett Show
    Covid19: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
    Me: “Why did I have to take my toilet tissue for granted? I don’t know I guess it just didn’t seem that important. Well I guess it is!!”

  • @nursezeldafan4639
    @nursezeldafan4639 4 года назад +702

    Who’s watching this with the coronavirus pandemic happening?

    • @christiangonzales7429
      @christiangonzales7429 4 года назад +12

      Me. It was in my recommednations on the YT homepage.

    • @shawnhampshirehick101
      @shawnhampshirehick101 4 года назад +5

      It was RECOMMENDED!
      Holly SHIZNIT📡

    • @dognhorsedotcom
      @dognhorsedotcom 4 года назад +1

      Soo funny 😆 I am!!! And I’m watching this too ruclips.net/video/3EnEP_mxLb4/видео.html

    • @darlenemassey6161
      @darlenemassey6161 4 года назад +4

      I saw it in my feed. Must be trending. I am sharing.

    • @collinnc2001
      @collinnc2001 4 года назад +1

      NurseZeldafan wow sure seems fitting today

  • @deeotero-perez2730
    @deeotero-perez2730 4 года назад +3

    A true women ahead of her time

  • @MoistMumble
    @MoistMumble 6 лет назад +163

    "Dear Mom..."
    It's from my neighbours!
    That gave me a giggle.

    • @peterbradfield2805
      @peterbradfield2805 4 года назад +1

      I love the "Dear Mom …" from the burglar/cleaning lady, and the Jolly Green Giant myself.

    • @marigeobrien
      @marigeobrien 4 года назад +4

      ... I guess it's funny. Except it reminds me that, at that time, women were only thought of as mothers. That's all you could be. Unless you were Carol Burnett.

    • @tyvulpintaur2732
      @tyvulpintaur2732 4 года назад

      Marige OBrien or Vicki, if you were Dick Clark

    • @kdogg5621
      @kdogg5621 4 года назад +7

      @@marigeobrien if only more women would be mothers to their children in todays world. You make being a mother sound bad. Back then when women were mothers it was a simplier time with kids having good manners and less mental problems.

    • @user-ck9lm6xi1o
      @user-ck9lm6xi1o 4 года назад +1

      k dogg Nothing they said implies that being a mother is bad. They implied that thinking of women as only being capable of being mothers is bad. If a woman wants to be a mother, great. But if she wants to not have kids and her goal is to be completely self sufficient, then that's fine too. The latter goal was extremely unthinkable decades ago.

  • @mistyman591
    @mistyman591 4 года назад +25

    Why did i take toilet paper for granted? now i have to use an old sock hahahaaa

  • @obamna666
    @obamna666 4 года назад +25

    “Working the earth, praying for a good harvest” I died

  • @FullMoon588
    @FullMoon588 4 года назад +25

    With all that TP, she’s set for quarantining.

  • @ELYSIANNY
    @ELYSIANNY 6 лет назад +80

    "'Dear Mom...' ...It's from my husband!"

  • @iancannon2825
    @iancannon2825 4 года назад +3

    Lol!!!😂😆🤣...AT LEAST SHE'S GOT SOME DUNNY PAPER!!!...No matter HOW hard!!...I was down to my last ½ a roll,before I was able to get some more!!!!😬🤯😳🥵2020 will always be remembered in Australia as "The Great Dunny Paper Rush"!!!😂😆🤣

    • @RepentfollowJesus
      @RepentfollowJesus 4 года назад +2

      How cute! This american has never heard of dunny paper.

    • @iancannon2825
      @iancannon2825 4 года назад +1

      @@RepentfollowJesus G'day Mary!😉...You have now!😂...The word "dunny" was an 18th & 18th century word,that came from the Cockneys (natives of London,UK) & that's how we Aussies ended up with it!😳...😆 But now the word has died out in the UK (as far as I know🙄) & only Aussies use it now! The classic use of the word is..."Be careful!🙏🏻There's a bloody redback* under the dunny seat!"😬😳😖...🤣...Peace Baby!🕊😉
      (*Redbacks are a deadly bastard spider😡🕷, related to your Black Widow!🥵😱And they like to lurk in dark places!🤯 Bastards!🤬...😂)

    • @quentinquogamoddy1999
      @quentinquogamoddy1999 4 года назад +1

      @@iancannon2825 Yikes!

    • @iancannon2825
      @iancannon2825 4 года назад

      @@quentinquogamoddy1999 Yep! They're nasty little critters!😡🕷,who'll bite ya bum,while doing no. 2's!😳🤯🥺...😂🤣

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus 4 года назад +174

    “Dear mom”, it’s from my husband...

    • @virgoalchemist9235
      @virgoalchemist9235 4 года назад +3

      😂

    • @roberto3262
      @roberto3262 4 года назад +8

      I know a lot of people with kids, that call their wife "mom". I call my mom "Granny" sometimes, because that's what my son calls her. Hahahaha!

    • @suzannejensen275
      @suzannejensen275 4 года назад +4

      My dad's parents call each other Mom and Pop. I always thought that was weird when I was a child because they were always grandmother and grandfather to us not nicknames like a lot of my friends grandparents. My brother's grandchildren call him Palpaw his wife Gma.

    • @Mattteus
      @Mattteus 4 года назад

      Suzanne Jensen I get that. I couldn’t

    • @makeupjazzetc
      @makeupjazzetc 4 года назад

      The ones from the neighbor and domestic worker also said, "Dear Mom"... odd skit, but TP is most assuredly in the algorithm these days.

  • @Timburgess03..
    @Timburgess03.. 4 года назад +3

    She definitely “rolls” with it!!🤣🤣

  • @clairewatts9920
    @clairewatts9920 4 года назад +11

    Wow! This is hilarious - wonder if Carol is watching this today.

  • @YEARNINGHEARTGuitargirl226
    @YEARNINGHEARTGuitargirl226 4 года назад +6

    Well.. this is timely :)

  • @lovefortruth3414
    @lovefortruth3414 4 года назад +10

    So THAT'S what happened to all the TP at the stores! 😂 I don't remember this skit, and the timing for it is perfect!

  • @mikeconstantine6084
    @mikeconstantine6084 4 года назад +5

    This would have made a great sharmin commercial. I loved Carol Burnett and everybody on the Show they were all geniuses!!!!!!

  • @nellkuo912
    @nellkuo912 7 лет назад +42

    Hi Carol, I always remember you and love you, you gave me such a wonderful memory when I was very young.

  • @ginniekinz5401
    @ginniekinz5401 8 лет назад +25

    I love the end when she says "oh no... not the jolly green giant too! AHHHH"

  • @bobcharlie2337
    @bobcharlie2337 4 года назад +13

    Haha, you can throw it through a window, tie up a person, write on it. That's some tough toilet paper.

  • @studboiLIBRA
    @studboiLIBRA 4 года назад +20

    Right about now this is the closest I can get to a roll!😷

  • @skippingalong769
    @skippingalong769 4 года назад +15

    You know they’re going to appreciate that toilet paper now.

  • @jacquetrosper6763
    @jacquetrosper6763 4 года назад +55

    Lyle Wagoner passed away. Carol very upset. He will join Tim and Harvey. Rest in Heavenly Peace.

    • @juliefuraitor5610
      @juliefuraitor5610 4 года назад +2

      I did not know that. 😞 Lyle was so handsome. I will miss him also.

    • @kimberlycam1172
      @kimberlycam1172 4 года назад +2

      God bless Lyle

    • @atarah6898
      @atarah6898 4 года назад +3

      Oh dear, on March 20th 😢😢 ... such beauty and comedic talent, how fortunate to have grown up in that era...

  • @lovingatlanta
    @lovingatlanta 4 года назад +48

    😆😂🤣...and now we have a Coronavirus pandemic in March 2020 and people are hoarding toilet tissue from those of us who took toilet paper for granted. 😆😂🤣

  • @porkchop2218
    @porkchop2218 4 года назад +3

    I will never take my toilet paper for granted either 🧻COVID-19

  • @telliott
    @telliott 6 лет назад +30

    I remember the show when it was new. I love the commercial parodies. One I wish I could find is for "Ons-A Way" vitamins. Carol is sitting at this huge round table full of food and says "To get all the nutrition I need. I would have to eat all this food, and that's just not good. With just one "One-A Way" vitamin, I get all the nutrition I need. Then someone rolls out this huge vitamin tablet as big as the table.

    • @RepentfollowJesus
      @RepentfollowJesus 4 года назад +1

      Did you ever find it? There are tons of Carol's shows on here.

  • @ddingus2254
    @ddingus2254 6 лет назад +4

    to the entire staff , and all people in front and behind the camera of the carol Burnett show...from the entire USA......thank you. thank you. thank you

  • @valeriepaulsen5236
    @valeriepaulsen5236 4 года назад +1

    Happy birthday Carol. You made my childhood great. Love you.

  • @billysmith4867
    @billysmith4867 4 года назад +3

    Carol Burnett was ahead of her time.

  • @theresaholguin699
    @theresaholguin699 4 года назад +7

    Truly funny at this time of all the BS that is going on now. Love Carol and all the gang.

  • @discobikerAndRosie
    @discobikerAndRosie 4 года назад +101

    And today, it's even funnier!
    Don't hoard TP & groceries, folks! It's completely unnecessary!

    • @babaramelivlle7658
      @babaramelivlle7658 4 года назад +1

      Agreed

    • @kmac6393
      @kmac6393 4 года назад +1

      yeah cause the Lord is gonna take us out of here!

    • @audreytanksley5637
      @audreytanksley5637 4 года назад

      @@kmac6393 AMEN K MAC
      THIS IS SUCH A SICK PLACE !!!
      I CAN'T BELIEVE SUCH HERE
      EVEN SO .. COME LORD JESUS !!!

    • @audreytanksley5637
      @audreytanksley5637 4 года назад

      @@kmac6393 AMEN K MAC
      THIS IS SUCH A SICK PLACE !!!
      I CAN'T BELIEVE SUCH HERE
      EVEN SO .. COME LORD JESUS !!!

  • @69fenderstratdan
    @69fenderstratdan 4 года назад +3

    She's be the Hero of her neighborhood these days.

  • @DC-ew1sb
    @DC-ew1sb 4 года назад +2

    Will always love Carol Burnett !!!♡♡♡♡

  • @quinnzyker6521
    @quinnzyker6521 7 лет назад +72

    Man the neighbors got a strong throwing arm

    • @georgehunt9539
      @georgehunt9539 7 лет назад +1

      Marcus Z

    • @mottledbrain
      @mottledbrain 7 лет назад +7

      A strong arm and T.P. as heavy as a brick. (Ouch!)

    • @ryoamora8655
      @ryoamora8655 6 лет назад +4

      Her neighbor was Tom Brady. Lol

    • @lynellemurray7491
      @lynellemurray7491 6 лет назад +4

      Marcus Zyker I know right they broke the glass on the door they most definitely needs to pay for that or she needs to throw that hard ass toilet paper right back at them

    • @unigenius
      @unigenius 4 года назад

      They used one of her rolls of toilet paper she let them have. 🤣

  • @MJLeger-yj1ww
    @MJLeger-yj1ww 5 лет назад +6

    Carol and her crew had great writers who really embellished her comedic skills, and they all could make such funny skits out of the most mundane things (like toilet paper!) -- I wish we had that kind of comedy today, (we don't -- most of it is sardonic) but we can come to this great old show and get our laugh for the day, so thank you for posting!

  • @stormygirl1704
    @stormygirl1704 4 года назад +1

    And now we can’t buy ANY toilet tissue!!
    But, I grew up with C. Burnett so I love this!! Lots of laughs back in those days.

  • @victoriasinatra
    @victoriasinatra 4 года назад +7

    I do not ever remember seeing this particular scene. Laughing. Laughoutloud hilarious! How fitting for the times. As I use napkins and paper towels for my New Kleenex! I'm not sure "Mom" would get those notes today! Lol! You're Hilarious! God loves these shows too! 💯❤🤍❤🤍❤💞💌💝💖!!!!

  • @ruthgoodell970
    @ruthgoodell970 4 года назад +8

    so funny in these times we need this

    • @Mibbitmaker
      @Mibbitmaker 4 года назад +3

      We need this alright... the laughs AND the toilet paper!

  • @lyktahlyktah8528
    @lyktahlyktah8528 4 года назад +5

    I bet her family would take her back now just glad she has some. Especially that big roll at the end

  • @wb9506
    @wb9506 4 года назад +3

    This is well needed in 2020 thank you Carol Burnett

  • @newbiegamelover4767
    @newbiegamelover4767 4 года назад +15

    RUclips is recommending this during The Great Toilet Paper Shortage?
    Also, the giant roll at the end reads "DEAR MOM, I CAN NO LONGER STAND IT."

    • @quentinquogamoddy1999
      @quentinquogamoddy1999 4 года назад +2

      Cute. I hadn't noticed. Good tongue-in-cheek reference since the Jolly Green Giant is always shown standing.

  • @tealvampyre
    @tealvampyre 4 года назад +102

    Watching this in 2020 amidst the covid 19 toilet paper hoarding, is this why we're out of toilet paper? Are people using them to send messages???

  • @monique7558
    @monique7558 4 года назад +19

    "Why did I take my toilet tissue for granted?" Yup, that's how I feel during this 2020 coronavirus pandemic.

  • @raymondswitser1
    @raymondswitser1 4 года назад +1

    This is all what we need right now. GREAT COMEDY!! Stay strong Brothers and Sisters. Well done recommendation You Tube!

  • @dr.ofdubiouswisdom4189
    @dr.ofdubiouswisdom4189 4 года назад +13

    "Dear John" toilet paper...nice touch.