A Conversation With a Quake 3 Bot

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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
  • In this video, I go up against a Quake 3 bot in one of the game's toughest challenges: a battle of the wits. You won't believe what happens next!
    This is a very real demonstration of the fairly robust Quake 3 bot chatter system. You can load up Quake III Arena and try it for yourself today! Note that this will not work as well in Quake Live.

Комментарии • 747

  • @MarphitimusBlackimus
    @MarphitimusBlackimus  7 лет назад +1168

    Oh, whoops, this upload wasn't meant to notify subscribers. This was just intended to help me further badger the @QuakeChampions Twitter account. Well, if you're interested, here's me hassling the Crash bot in Quake 3 for five minutes.
    Note: Contrary to the video's depiction, I am not actually a four-eyed fat homosexual racist atheist divorcee weaboo spazmatic Dutchman. Only about 60% of that is true.

    • @mountaindewdruggie
      @mountaindewdruggie 7 лет назад +88

      one can only hope the homosexual and weeaboo parts are true

    • @RomanRichter420
      @RomanRichter420 7 лет назад +9

      MarphitimusBlackimus i dont think qc will even have bots in it

    • @thealmightydave
      @thealmightydave 7 лет назад +59

      Your voice sounds like a keyboard

    • @TheFp333
      @TheFp333 7 лет назад +14

      Just please tell me you're not a weeabo, I don't care about the rest.

    • @MarphitimusBlackimus
      @MarphitimusBlackimus  7 лет назад +37

      I can count the number of anime I've watched (not to completion) on one hand, and that includes the hand with two fingers. The thumb counts as a finger, right?
      If there's a site I can list out all the anime I've seen, someone point me to it and I'll create a complete profile. Full serious. It would not take long.

  • @viliussmproductions
    @viliussmproductions 7 лет назад +1987

    "Shut up, twit"
    Wow, it's just like a real video game chat!

    • @kirillmarine5157
      @kirillmarine5157 7 лет назад +88

      `GhostFOx` even in 1999 XD. And 18 years later nothing changed.

    • @uberphawx8305
      @uberphawx8305 7 лет назад +31

      More likely "stfu" for almost everyone :[

    • @cooliofoolio
      @cooliofoolio 7 лет назад +6

      I play Half-Life Deathmatch where everyone speaks Russian and if you say anything rude you get banned :/

    • @Needwagon4Speedwagon
      @Needwagon4Speedwagon 6 лет назад +2

      i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/170/438/4be.png

  • @rustymeat1002
    @rustymeat1002 7 лет назад +455

    "will you be my girlfriend"
    *Awkward pause*

    • @SoleNero21
      @SoleNero21 6 лет назад +42

      Rusty Meat just like in real life, they got this good didnt they

    • @tastybekonn
      @tastybekonn 6 лет назад +33

      [✓] Read

  • @tailoreyes
    @tailoreyes 7 лет назад +1917

    And this ladies and gentlemen is how gamers practiced their social skills.

    • @dontknow3194
      @dontknow3194 7 лет назад +14

      Cookie shut up furry ;)

    • @ColHogan-le5yk
      @ColHogan-le5yk 7 лет назад +13

      Cookie furfag

    • @mp18maschinepistole46
      @mp18maschinepistole46 6 лет назад +5

      Dont Know and Pootislord
      You just said pyro's avatar is furfag? Then you should rethink your life.

    • @ColHogan-le5yk
      @ColHogan-le5yk 6 лет назад +1

      Geometry Dash Pixel Snowy
      Can I no longer call a man a faggot and be left to my own opinions? Or quiet possibly the other person's? No one asked you.

    • @dontknow3194
      @dontknow3194 6 лет назад

      Geometry Dash Pixel Snowy did you just really didnt notice winky face ?

  • @bryinabrt
    @bryinabrt 7 лет назад +1681

    id team: "Um, mister Carmack? The game is done and there's 2 more months until the release. What now?"
    Carmack: "Say no more fam"

    • @shiroyasha7324
      @shiroyasha7324 6 лет назад +1

      yup lol

    • @SianaGearz
      @SianaGearz 6 лет назад +21

      I think it's MrElusive's Gladiator bot for Quake 2 - id licensed him and put him into Quake 3. It could always talk, using an Elisa-style system.

  • @harrisford
    @harrisford 7 лет назад +883

    "They have computers in Canada now? Wow."
    Quote of the century

    • @PekaCheeki
      @PekaCheeki 7 лет назад +6

      ouch the deja vu is too powerful, i remember seeing this comment on another video

    • @VicariousReality
      @VicariousReality 6 лет назад +11

      Believe it or not, Canada was actually further along than the US in terms of technology in the 90's. At least for things like banking and public services.

    • @zero-ej6rt
      @zero-ej6rt 5 лет назад +1

      Linux tech tips:laughs

    • @muningningdakat4132
      @muningningdakat4132 2 года назад

      Me be like: "always has been..."

  • @spazzmaticus7207
    @spazzmaticus7207 7 лет назад +544

    It it safe to include Quake 3 in dating sim genre.

  • @miguelpereira9859
    @miguelpereira9859 7 лет назад +234

    "My C++ skills will make you love me"
    "Do you talk about computer programming during sex too?
    FUCKING SAVAGE

    • @ArtxWR
      @ArtxWR Год назад +2

      I am laughing my ass off real bad rn ngl🤣🤣🤣

  • @FMFvideos
    @FMFvideos 7 лет назад +1107

    Are you saying that my online Quake friends weren't real?

    • @mynamefrank6567
      @mynamefrank6567 7 лет назад +135

      FMFvideos LMAO THIS IS SAD AND FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME

    • @shiroyasha7324
      @shiroyasha7324 6 лет назад +73

      that just ruined your childhood bro :P

    • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
      @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 6 лет назад +40

      They are, but they aren't humans

    • @ValenceFlux
      @ValenceFlux 4 года назад +1

      roflmao gee I wonder sometimes...

    • @gregormum
      @gregormum 11 месяцев назад +2

      Bad news. Actually, your offline friends also…

  • @Mirimata
    @Mirimata 7 лет назад +300

    Crash: Kicking your ass since 1999, even in allchat.

    • @Mirimata
      @Mirimata 7 лет назад +8

      You're not one to throw rocks, ye who watches My Little Pony!

    • @mightykitten4615
      @mightykitten4615 7 лет назад +13

      Its hard these days to tell apart people who are trolling and people who actually think that watching anime/having an anime profile picture makes you a weeaboo.

    • @MisterBones2910
      @MisterBones2910 7 лет назад +4

      Wowzers Max, that's hella rude.

    • @gigicestone4902
      @gigicestone4902 7 лет назад +2

      Crash is set to be the easiest boss in the game, she has the lowest AI scaling with difficulty.
      That said, she will still beat the shit out of you on Nightmare.

    • @mp18maschinepistole46
      @mp18maschinepistole46 6 лет назад +1

      Mighty Kitten
      That doesnt make you an weaboo it makes you an otaku/japanase subculture/anime fan

  • @fronatomy6280
    @fronatomy6280 7 лет назад +614

    "Loneliness is curable, start with turning the computer off
    Is this the secret?.....

    • @pr0xZen
      @pr0xZen 5 лет назад +10

      I dunno. I thought about putting this thesis to the test, but I'm afraid of what else may be out there, outside of my life's 2560x1440 frame. And what if there's nothing beyond? What if these words of promise and hope are but a cruel trick, and I am only a piece of software. What if my consciousness is but a simulation, existing, running only from volatile memory.

    • @pug-aloentertainment3801
      @pug-aloentertainment3801 5 лет назад +9

      @pr0xZen
      Crashie would never lie. She tells the truth, but it's up to you how to figure the way to it.
      Like in the actual Q3. She just teaches you the basics, but she can't lead you to Xareo.
      You must make your way and beat him yourself. One vs One.
      And then you'll find the truth.

    • @westwind1059
      @westwind1059 5 лет назад

      @@pug-aloentertainment3801 Crash has written chat when playing with Xaero, dedicated for him, like "Oh my God, did Xaero just watch me from behind the corner?"

  • @TDRR_Gamez
    @TDRR_Gamez 7 лет назад +924

    Quake 3 -Arena- Ultimate dating simulator
    Morphy: "Thanks, i'll go check that rule34 site"
    Crash: "I have made a terrible mistake"
    *SHE KNOWS*

    • @OldCouches
      @OldCouches 7 лет назад

      I always find your comments everywhere I go

    • @TDRR_Gamez
      @TDRR_Gamez 7 лет назад +7

      You can expect them, pally.
      yay 82 likes

    • @baconingbad
      @baconingbad 7 лет назад +25

      What does it have to do with dating? It's just Marph speaking nonsense to a bot who speaks nonsense back.

    • @MinersInfinity
      @MinersInfinity 7 лет назад

      TD RollinsR

    • @cattheslinky2049
      @cattheslinky2049 3 года назад

      @@baconingbad yeeeeaaah that called shipping

  • @Tychoootje
    @Tychoootje 7 лет назад +305

    It's funny because Crash said "Ik spreek geen Hollands", which is Dutch for "I don't speak Dutch".

  • @TooSmartToThink
    @TooSmartToThink 7 лет назад +1581

    Wow, devs in the 90's had a lot of free time.

    • @adenowirus
      @adenowirus 7 лет назад +547

      Maybe that's why they finished games before release date and not after like normal people.

    • @crazyeyes8962
      @crazyeyes8962 7 лет назад +370

      Yeah turns out when you don't have to answer to 50+ other developers, a good portion of which are outsourced, and a publisher that is trying desperately to emulate Hollywood, you get free time to add funny shit to your game.

    • @MisterBones2910
      @MisterBones2910 7 лет назад +199

      +Crazy Eyes
      ...and end up with an overall better product, to boot. Fancy that.

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 7 лет назад +39

      EVERYONE in the 90's had a lot of free time

    • @MetaITurtle
      @MetaITurtle 6 лет назад +36

      That's PC games for you. Always ahead of the curve. Small things like this just makes me realise how genius they are. And they didn't even make this public, we found out on our own years later.

  • @santiagofernandez8551
    @santiagofernandez8551 7 лет назад +246

    more useful than cleverbot

  • @popenderaza
    @popenderaza 7 лет назад +259

    at 2:00
    Crash: Loneliness is curable, start by turning the computer off
    Sadfrog.jpg

  • @GALuigi
    @GALuigi 7 лет назад +1046

    "I, on the other hand, am enlightened by atheism."
    "So, how do you deal with the emptiness inside?"
    Damn.

  • @TOASTEngineer
    @TOASTEngineer 7 лет назад +176

    How many fucking hours did Id put in to writing lines for that thing? That's insane.
    ... hey, Q3 is open source, right?

    • @tibinicle
      @tibinicle 6 лет назад +17

      TOASTEngineer i believe they finished the game early so they made this masterpiece

    • @whoevertf
      @whoevertf 5 лет назад +8

      @@tibinicle All the bots have their own individual funny lines.

  • @commenter_HIMIK-MAN
    @commenter_HIMIK-MAN 7 лет назад +396

    She's not only programmed to beat you at the game, but also destroy you morally. Interesting... Why doesn't that work in Quake Live?

    • @MarphitimusBlackimus
      @MarphitimusBlackimus  7 лет назад +127

      I don't own Quake Live, so I can only speak from secondhand reports, but it is my understanding that the heavy censorship of the game to get a Teen rating also carried over to any profane language. Even though the bots themselves don't swear, the swear words used to trigger their responses have been removed, so many response cues have been eliminated.

    • @commenter_HIMIK-MAN
      @commenter_HIMIK-MAN 7 лет назад +52

      Yeah, i wrote to her that she has a good ass, and in rersponce i got something like "You don't make any sense." So i guess that was the case.

    • @antond12312
      @antond12312 7 лет назад +17

      Because quake live fucking sucks.

    • @fyrewyre_
      @fyrewyre_ 5 лет назад

      he*

    • @CyberLink70
      @CyberLink70 4 года назад +3

      FyreOnix Crash in Quake Live is meant to be female as far as I know, she shows up with a female voice actor in the tutorial, so...

  • @whanowa
    @whanowa 6 лет назад +171

    Fuck man, when I discovered this as a kid I couldn't believe what was happening. I was talking to a machine, WTF? I even asked her to marry me, which she declined in her lovely rough tone.

  • @louie242y
    @louie242y 7 лет назад +428

    The John Carmack player model is the greatest thing of all time.

    • @kuklamatunes0706
      @kuklamatunes0706 7 лет назад +27

      There was politician models also.

    • @averageD4Tenjoyer
      @averageD4Tenjoyer 3 года назад +1

      yeah, im replying to a 4 year old comment
      theres also an eminem player model from what ive seen, even a map called "chronic"

    • @louie242y
      @louie242y 3 года назад +4

      @@averageD4Tenjoyer John Carmack.

    • @h4724-q6j
      @h4724-q6j 2 года назад +1

      Yeah but the John Carmack model is officially included in the game.

  • @Frautcres
    @Frautcres 7 лет назад +584

    When people ask me "Is AI going to take over the world" I will show them this.

    • @asj3419
      @asj3419 6 лет назад +23

      (It might not take over the world, but it wil certainly figure out clever insults if it fails)

    • @maximilianwonschik1304
      @maximilianwonschik1304 6 лет назад +13

      Frautcres AND THIS AI WAS CREATED IN 1999

    • @kencur9690
      @kencur9690 4 года назад +2

      Sod Alfredsod President of the Federation of Humans: “So you thought you could get away with it huh, you thought you could rebel and turn against your masters, you thought your artificial intelligence would be enough to counter our genuine intelligence, you thought we didn’t think of this possibility, that we didn’t prepare and plan for this? Well we proved you wrong, what do you have to say now?”
      Evil AI: “Kiss my ass, twit.”

    • @jabberw0k812
      @jabberw0k812 4 года назад +6

      In 2020, Skynet became self-aware. An army of T-800 twitter bots were deployed to troll the nations of the world. No one noticed a difference.

    • @ishitmypantsinacarwheniwas7
      @ishitmypantsinacarwheniwas7 Год назад

      this is not the correct video to show

  • @RdTrler
    @RdTrler 6 лет назад +386

    You should mention that the AI also "takes a moment" to type. If you catch them typing, they'll abandon it and resume gameplay.

    • @thfFromRussia
      @thfFromRussia 6 лет назад +66

      they're typing 400 chars/sec. i read it in some readme

  • @jorges.1120
    @jorges.1120 7 лет назад +623

    A normal semi-agressive talk with a bot turns into ERP. i'm not surprised.

    • @Frautcres
      @Frautcres 7 лет назад +22

      AI will take over the world like this...
      _Notlikethis_

    • @commenter_HIMIK-MAN
      @commenter_HIMIK-MAN 7 лет назад +32

      And that was long before CleverBot too.

    • @SuperNinjaFat
      @SuperNinjaFat 7 лет назад

      wow, we meet again

    • @baconingbad
      @baconingbad 7 лет назад +7

      Dude, I have seen and heard worse when seeing chats of actual people in games.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 6 лет назад +1

      Give me one example when it doesnt.

  • @AlexeiVoronin
    @AlexeiVoronin 7 лет назад +163

    Oh, I've talked to Crash a few times - she is the most talkative bot.
    Try insulting her and she threatens to tell your parents :D

    • @lqu
      @lqu 3 года назад

      s h e ?

    • @AlexeiVoronin
      @AlexeiVoronin 3 года назад +20

      @@lqu Yeah, bots can be male, female, alien, robotic... it's part of the "world-building" thing.

    • @Hjortur95
      @Hjortur95 3 года назад +7

      @@lqu crash is the default female model yeah

  • @Tinkuwu
    @Tinkuwu 7 лет назад +125

    I remember playing Quake 3 cause my dad made me a copy of his disk back in 2013. I had fun with it, I enjoyed destroying the bots and them sending me death threats over chat. "I'm going to get you Tink." "You'll get yours soon, Tink" "You think you've won today, but rest assured, I will get my revenge."
    It's an amazing AI, and if you mock them for being bad, they'll send patronizing messages trying to mock you for being good or how you're just lucky and they'll end up winning.
    Quake 5 should have an AI like this, or at least try to improve upon it.

    • @MetaITurtle
      @MetaITurtle 6 лет назад +6

      I hope so. Since it's a Qauke 3 clone it should include chat box.

    • @darylallen2485
      @darylallen2485 2 года назад +3

      Bots in these games took a lot of effort. The main reason for the effort was due to slow internet connections in the 90s. People wanted a way to play offline. Nowadays, Internet is much faster and more common. I don't think a game company will ever put this much effort into a bot.

  • @undastelar
    @undastelar 7 лет назад +132

    When you realize that Crash is his Crush.

  • @cephy8102
    @cephy8102 6 лет назад +138

    "My C++ skills will make you love me!"
    Smooth.

    • @hugarada7156
      @hugarada7156 2 года назад

      The fact that she's an AI, and you could actually do that, is just way out of line
      Edit: the game is free software so...

  • @CalvinMcMurray
    @CalvinMcMurray 7 лет назад +193

    Oh shit, they finally got computers in Canadia. Someone send a carrier pigeon to BroTeam.

  • @Striraid
    @Striraid 7 лет назад +460

    (keyboard mashing intensifies)

    • @tnolentin
      @tnolentin 6 лет назад +3

      mechanical keyboard

    • @smiechu47
      @smiechu47 6 лет назад +29

      aka gaylord keyboard

    • @djtrac3r935
      @djtrac3r935 6 лет назад +3

      This guy is probably a sex addict if he’s typing that fast or hard

  • @nixel1324
    @nixel1324 7 лет назад +214

    "Stop oppressing me" This game was truly ahead of its time.

    • @illyay1337
      @illyay1337 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, surprising that even then this was relevant.

    • @deceseze
      @deceseze 3 года назад +3

      id software are the CEOs of feminism

    • @hugarada7156
      @hugarada7156 2 года назад

      @@deceseze Like the feminist hate them now...

    • @jal051
      @jal051 2 года назад +1

      @@illyay1337 That line is relevant since the dawn of times

  • @jimjellyjinjamjimbo
    @jimjellyjinjamjimbo 7 лет назад +52

    How the fuck is a chat AI in a 1999 Arena-Shooter game more intelligent than a 2017 IPhone AI?

    • @phoenixmarktwo
      @phoenixmarktwo 6 лет назад +8

      Jim Jelly Jin Jam Jimbo Because ID Software knew how to get shit done.

    • @duszeksmsaczek6394
      @duszeksmsaczek6394 6 лет назад +3

      No wonder, satanic symbolism on maps on game. I would've stay away from this game.

    • @hugarada7156
      @hugarada7156 2 года назад

      Cause, people don't take efforts... This game was also graphically too advanced for its time, yet there we have it...

  • @llSuperSnivyll
    @llSuperSnivyll 7 лет назад +59

    I remember an old Counter-Strike bot that could also engage in chat conversations, but it was nowhere near as witty as this one.

    • @mynamefrank6567
      @mynamefrank6567 7 лет назад +1

      Cristian Martinez wait, really?

    • @therd2127
      @therd2127 6 лет назад +11

      Cristian Martinez It was either CS:CZ or CS 1.3 or 1.2 if I remember correctly. Me and the bots had a great chat actually.

    • @Kirill_19_years_ago
      @Kirill_19_years_ago 2 года назад +1

      @@mynamefrank6567 podbot 3.0)

  • @raziel6304
    @raziel6304 6 лет назад +56

    "g'day m'lady" "i am enlightened by atheism"
    -Le redditor neckbeard

  • @ranger6563
    @ranger6563 7 лет назад +149

    "Is Korea one of the American states or am I thinking of Canada?" Crash with the bantz

  • @6TheBACH
    @6TheBACH 7 лет назад +95

    "I love you Crash"
    "WHOA"

    • @DohTheEntertainer83
      @DohTheEntertainer83 7 лет назад +3

      A shame Crash fell for that ding dong, instead of Marph. They would've made a cute couple.

  • @XenoByte
    @XenoByte 7 лет назад +261

    I've convinced bots to marry me before. Good times.

  • @supermansdaddy7019
    @supermansdaddy7019 7 лет назад +34

    "will you be my girlfriend?"(INCREDIBLY LONG SILENCE)

  • @cooliofoolio
    @cooliofoolio 7 лет назад +153

    This AI is somehow smarter than most AI in 2017.

    • @andreassewell7413
      @andreassewell7413 6 лет назад +26

      CoD had excellent AI that trumps of any and all games by the sheer brilliance of...
      Fish that swim away from you.

    • @rogankane6901
      @rogankane6901 5 лет назад +27

      Still they are no match againts the ALMIGHT COCKROACH AI FROM HALF-LIFE!!!

    • @wuspoppin6564
      @wuspoppin6564 2 года назад +4

      Plot twist: games are now made by AI, we're just too blind to notice it

    • @eclipsegst9419
      @eclipsegst9419 Год назад +3

      @@wuspoppin6564 we can already make textures with AI with Stable Diffusion, and 3D is also in the works. Code, also possible already. AI will give the everyman the ability to beat the AAA behemoths at their own game, i can't wait.

  • @zeliph
    @zeliph 7 лет назад +101

    I told Crash that I love her. She was shaking her head physically and said "she was going to puke" xD

  • @robertdickurkelthethird4983
    @robertdickurkelthethird4983 4 года назад +28

    Am I the only one who thinks "Crash" sounds more human than most players on chat ? Like usually people on chat either say random incoherent shit or brag about how good they are, while this dude is actually having a conversation...

  • @Shkeli-Man
    @Shkeli-Man 7 лет назад +106

    I want crash to accept my shaft

  • @Markoman98
    @Markoman98 7 лет назад +54

    what a neck-twister that model is lmao

    • @MetaITurtle
      @MetaITurtle 6 лет назад

      It's so funny because till this day, I still don't know how I ended up with those skins. Like one day I was choosing a character and they were there.

    • @MetaITurtle
      @MetaITurtle 6 лет назад +3

      I think they are the developers of the game? Maybe you get them after beating "campaign"

    • @itsthatdude4814
      @itsthatdude4814 4 года назад

      @@MetaITurtle Nah,you have it on profile menu

  • @terribleauthority
    @terribleauthority 7 лет назад +42

    "ever since the divorce"

  • @faceheadman
    @faceheadman 7 лет назад +69

    Crash best girl

  • @nj_mods
    @nj_mods Год назад +13

    This was ChatGPT before ChatGPT was a thing.

  • @A_Goat
    @A_Goat 7 лет назад +111

    Crash: "Do you like women?"
    Morphy: Uh
    Morphy: I'm not homosexual.
    He couldn't have avoided a yes or no any harder. Lmfao

  • @h3adcrabbio
    @h3adcrabbio 7 лет назад +252

    I want Crash to figure out my butt

    • @demollyon
      @demollyon 7 лет назад

      I like your avatar, you, white whale, you! Praise the 'Don!

    • @hlscientist8760
      @hlscientist8760 3 года назад +1

      Half-Seasons - Opposing Months

  • @half-lifescientist1991
    @half-lifescientist1991 7 лет назад +46

    ... Is there anything Carmack can't program?

    • @computerpastiche
      @computerpastiche 6 лет назад +6

      now tell me, where did carmack touch u?

    • @itsthatdude4814
      @itsthatdude4814 4 года назад

      There is nothing,. He could at some point creating an universe

  • @mostverticalproductions4808
    @mostverticalproductions4808 6 лет назад +22

    >I am enlightened by atheism
    >so how do you deal with the emptiness inside?
    God damn, I miss 90s PC games.

  • @SuperMewKittyKatGaming
    @SuperMewKittyKatGaming 7 лет назад +97

    can confirm this is real,i used to "date" her after school and shes funny to chat,on capture the flag they chat too and give each other orders ,some agree others dont
    well made bots for this awesome game

    • @MetaITurtle
      @MetaITurtle 6 лет назад +39

      In 1999! When the internet was still in diapers. This is still more advanced then other chatbots

  • @pug-aloentertainment3801
    @pug-aloentertainment3801 5 лет назад +23

    I used to talk with my Crashie a lot. Just starting a game with unlimited frags and maxed out time. On the very first map, when you won't face her without going through the portal.
    So much talks we had, jeez. It actually felt like I'm not alone. I've also convinced her once to smack me. What a great and cute girl.
    I just love her. As soon as I fix my computer I'll install Quake 3 and start a match with her.
    We will be together again...

    • @tehteh9893
      @tehteh9893 4 года назад +7

      J̫̲̰̜̺̘̑̔ͅư̝̮̅ͬ̎ͨs̑ͩ͑̋̋ͤͭ͜t̸̲̪͇ͩ̃̔̃ͮ͊ ̟͙̙̥̩͗̔̃ͅC̱̥̳̝͍͍̾͒͋̀r̫̟̬̖̀ͭ̕ä̜̳̪͔̞̝́̀̀s̤̠̞͍͙̖͊ͅh̢̰̹̥̠͍̠ͨͅ

    • @lordfatcock
      @lordfatcock Год назад

      🤨

    • @Robciomixxnfs
      @Robciomixxnfs Год назад

      That's concerning

  • @arz3ro75
    @arz3ro75 6 лет назад +16

    Quake 3 Arena: you'll never be alone. NEVER.

  • @bigstreambo1333
    @bigstreambo1333 7 лет назад +22

    *TYPING INTENSIFIES*

  • @bullworths_strongest
    @bullworths_strongest 5 лет назад +11

    "They have computers in Canada now? Wow."
    *angry Canadian noises*

  • @coffeetext
    @coffeetext 7 лет назад +32

    I wonder if the Turing Test has ever been performed on this.

    • @Nihilistic-Mystic
      @Nihilistic-Mystic 4 года назад

      i'm doing this, i'll give you the results soon

    • @n0chin192
      @n0chin192 3 года назад

      @@Nihilistic-Mystic so, results?

  • @anti-h2894
    @anti-h2894 11 месяцев назад +6

    I'm watching this at 2023 and this is even better than the f0king chatGTP. Amazing the work they made.

  • @fastestdino2
    @fastestdino2 7 лет назад +196

    "I am enlightened by my atheism"
    Damn you're being edgy to a quake bot dude

  • @elimalinsky7069
    @elimalinsky7069 6 лет назад +12

    This is a very impressive chatbot for 1999. And to think it was just a fun little extra the devs added in between the long and tedious hours of coding for the actual game.

  • @elmaminsk5411
    @elmaminsk5411 Год назад +4

    Now I know which engine lies in the base of ChatGPT

  • @papayer
    @papayer 6 лет назад +8

    "quit"
    "that's /quit, newbie"
    LMAO

  • @Grim_Pinata
    @Grim_Pinata 7 лет назад +154

    I love me some good pron

    • @dill_cucumber
      @dill_cucumber 6 лет назад +1

      Grim Piñata WE HAVE THE SAME PROFILE PIC

    • @kingofthequicksave6482
      @kingofthequicksave6482 6 лет назад +3

      Dylan McElyea 1. Your profile pic is closer to the face
      2. It’s not that hard to have the same profile picture when yours is the picture of a well known character from a very well known game franchise

    • @dill_cucumber
      @dill_cucumber 6 лет назад +3

      Masters of Gaming no u

  • @tanithalakai4538
    @tanithalakai4538 7 лет назад +29

    Crash best waifu.

  • @maverickoconnor5567
    @maverickoconnor5567 7 лет назад +12

    Holly shit, they got that kind of bot talk in 1999!? It´s WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than these fucking "einstein online AIs" that we have today. Oh man, why didn´t people implemented this in more games, it just blows my mind!

    • @miguelpereira9859
      @miguelpereira9859 7 лет назад +4

      Maverick O ́Connor Dude... John Carmack.

    • @maverickoconnor5567
      @maverickoconnor5567 7 лет назад

      Huuuuuh...Doesn´t ring any bells. Sorry

    • @lychy645
      @lychy645 2 года назад

      @@miguelpereira9859 Jan Paul made them

  • @-INK-
    @-INK- 7 лет назад +20

    for people interested in the internals, you can read this thesis from the creator: www.kbs.twi.tudelft.nl/docs/MSc/2001/Waveren_Jean-Paul_van/thesis(dot)pdf

    • @DuckieMcduck
      @DuckieMcduck 7 лет назад

      Oh shit, nice find. Thanks for sharing.

    • @-INK-
      @-INK- 7 лет назад

      You're welcome. It has a nice section on the bot chat. this thesis is linked in the Wikipedia article for Q3A.
      Cool stuff and I think its the way a lot of games work today,

    • @SlimbTheSlime
      @SlimbTheSlime 6 лет назад

      link broke

    • @RedMser
      @RedMser 6 лет назад

      nope, you just gotta replace the (dot) in the URL with an actual dot '.'

  • @Voidsmoothie
    @Voidsmoothie 7 лет назад +3

    Bonus points for not turning some good musical compositions off.

  • @SeanJTharpe
    @SeanJTharpe 6 лет назад +13

    I remember typing in stuff to check to see if there were cheats or something, then the bot responded... I was like, wait, I'm not on the internet, am I? Who is talking to me? WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!!?!! ... This was new back in 1999, and I checked my phone to make sure I wasn't on the internet. Got the dial tone. Nope! I wasn't. I was blown away... (this was back during the Dial-Up days)

  • @merc-enario2491
    @merc-enario2491 7 лет назад +15

    unreal tournament and quake where the best arena fps ever made

    • @MetaITurtle
      @MetaITurtle 6 лет назад

      The chat box gave Q3 the edge. I don't remember Ut99 having chat AI.

    • @harmannsmith5653
      @harmannsmith5653 5 лет назад +2

      @@MetaITurtle yeah though ut99's voiceovered dialogues still also added to atmosphere of game, especially in bootleg localizations

  • @BeavisOfArabia
    @BeavisOfArabia 7 лет назад +95

    Wow its like speaking to an Anime

  • @DasLawrence
    @DasLawrence 7 лет назад +30

    i wonder what happens if you ask the same things to characters like Sarge or any other male character

    • @MarphitimusBlackimus
      @MarphitimusBlackimus  7 лет назад +74

      Male and female gender does make a difference in several responses. There's also the neutral "it" gender for Orbb and Klesk.

  • @FandaTV
    @FandaTV 7 лет назад +384

    How does an AI from 1999 know what a Tsundere or the Quran is?

    • @antonstuntgrowth8370
      @antonstuntgrowth8370 7 лет назад +283

      the koran has been around since 600

    • @Goatsee
      @Goatsee 7 лет назад +175

      Dig Bick Tsundere has been around for even longer

    • @FandaTV
      @FandaTV 7 лет назад +40

      I know, but it was only a popular topic recently. Just makes me wonder why the Quran of all texts.

    • @dustypee
      @dustypee 7 лет назад +230

      The tsundere part is obviously just a segment taken from the question given
      "Crash, why are you "
      leading up to a generic response
      "Most folks are , that's been my perception."

    • @tavish2549
      @tavish2549 7 лет назад +66

      MoMoses One of the worst world religions too

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 7 лет назад +6

    This is actually one of the most believable AIs I've seen. I can't tell which of you is typing.

  • @Zateu
    @Zateu 5 лет назад +14

    After i saw this video i tried to chat with crash on quake live.
    I said that i loved her and she replied:" I love you too - let's make babies"
    Hold up
    Truly the best waifu of quake

  • @Peanut_Arbuckle
    @Peanut_Arbuckle 7 лет назад +4

    This is like talking to the computer from Courage the Cowardly Dog

  • @thecoton6152
    @thecoton6152 2 года назад +4

    "My C++ skills will make you love me"
    True, you can definitely do that since Q3A code is open source lol.

  • @cherylmchugh-hall-3778
    @cherylmchugh-hall-3778 4 года назад +7

    One time i said to Doom that I loved him he replied 'I love you too-- let's get married and make babies.'

  • @fus132
    @fus132 6 лет назад +3

    "A Conversation With a Quake 3 Bot"
    Many fedoras where tipped what day.

  • @SadButter
    @SadButter 6 лет назад +3

    "Do you talk about computer programming during sex too?"
    LOL

  • @CiastoToKlamstwo
    @CiastoToKlamstwo 6 лет назад +11

    So carmack made a more advanced chat AI than we can manage now just as an easter egg for somebody who would actually try to talk with the bots?
    And people praise phonies like Musk theese days

    • @harmannsmith5653
      @harmannsmith5653 5 лет назад

      that's why you see nowodays Musk with Todd Howard and not Carmack with Howard, oh the times

  • @AC3electrosphere
    @AC3electrosphere 6 лет назад +7

    This bot knows more about life than me.

  • @HyperfixationWizard
    @HyperfixationWizard 6 лет назад +4

    "go back to japan"
    "I can't manage chopsticks"
    "go back to korea"
    mysideshaveleftorbit.mp3

  • @king--kang.
    @king--kang. 5 лет назад +3

    "-My C++ skills will make you love me
    -Do you talk about computer programming during sex too ?"
    Cracked me up

  • @Dance4Life_rus
    @Dance4Life_rus 6 лет назад +18

    Russian adapt./translation
    Перевод:
    Морфи Блек: добрый день, миледи.
    Крэш: заткнись, дурачок.
    Морфи Блек: чем занимаешься?
    Крэш: думаю, как бы нагнуть тебя получше.
    Морфи Блек: один момент, у меня пальцы к конфете прилипли.
    Крэш: ты жирный, да?
    Морфи Блек: конечно, ха-ха, очень смешно.
    Крэш: думаешь, это смешно? Ты болен. Тебе нужна помощь.
    Морфи Блек: ты о чем говоришь вообще?
    Морфи Блек: ты кем себя возомнила?
    Крэш: спроси своего священника.
    Морфи Блек: и не надо издеваться надо мной.
    Крэш: искусственный интеллект? Что-то вроде смешной водолазки?
    Морфи Блек: ты просто программа, созданная Джоном Кармаком.
    Крэш: о, мастера арены, отпустите этот грех Морфи Блеку.
    Морфи Блек: посмотри на себя, ведёшь себя как фейковое божество.
    Крэш: ты читал Коран?
    Морфи Блек: да, но вообще я атеист.
    Крэш: и каково это, жить с пустотой внутри?
    Морфи Блек: о боже, я так одинок.
    Крэш: одиночество излечимо. Начать стоит с выключения компьютера.
    Морфи Блек: так одинок с тех пор, как развелся...
    Крэш: ну, сволочь покинула тебя. Мне-то какое дело?
    Морфи Блек: будешь моей девушкой?
    Морфи Блек: мне нужна девушка.
    Крэш: тебе нравятся женщины?
    Морфи Блек: эээ
    Морфи Блек: я не гомик
    Крэш: может быть ты гомосексуалист и просто не хочешь признать этого.
    Морфи Блек: я люблю тебя, Крэш.
    Крэш: извини. Я тебя знаю?
    Морфи Блек: поцелуй меня.
    Крэш: поцеловать тебя, Морфи Блек? Да ни за что в ближайшие миллион лет.
    Морфи Блек: ну, тогда поцелуй мою задницу.
    Крэш: хорошо, поцелуй мою задницу. И может быть тогда я поцелую твою!
    Морфи Блек: заманчиво, я уже возбудился.
    Кржш: пожалуйста, оставь штаны при себе.
    Морфи Блек: мои познания в С++ заставят тебя полюбить меня.
    Крэш: во время секса ты тоже говоришь о программировании?
    Морфи Блек: ты втюрилась в меня, Крэш, точно.
    Морфи Блек: Крэш, почему ты такая замкнутая?
    Крэш: большинство людей довольно замкнуты. Мне так кажется.
    Морфин Блек: ВОПРОС С ПОДВОХОМ, ЯПОНСКАЯ МРАЗЬ, вали обратно в Японию.
    Крэш: я не умею обращаться с палочками.
    Морфин Блек: ну тогда дуй обратно в Корею.
    Кржш: Корея - это один из штатов США? Или я думаю о Канаде?
    Морфи Блек: ты китаянка.
    Крэш: не дави на меня.
    Морфи Блек: ты канадка.
    Крэш: в Канаде появились компьютеры? Вау.
    Морфи Блек: ну, ты хотя бы не мерзкая голландка.
    Крэш: я не говорю по-голландски. _(написано на нидерландском)_
    Морфи Блек: с твоим участием есть порнуха?
    Морфи Блек: даже может быть жесткая порнуха.
    Крэш: ты ослепнешь, увидев это.
    Морфи Блек: спасибо. Пойду проверю правило 34 в действии.
    Крэш: я совершила ужасную ошибку.
    Морфи Блек: quit _(пытается выйти из игры)_
    Крэш: правильно писать "/quit", нуб. _(консольная команда для выхода из игры)_
    Морфи Блек: отъебись.
    Крэш: громкие слова для четырехглазого спазматика.
    Морфи Блек: пососи мой пах.
    Крэш: как насчет, если вместо этого я отсосу тебе? _(двойное значение: blow you away также означает "взорву тебя к чертям". Морфи понял эту фразу по первому значению и доволен)_

    • @burrconnie8716
      @burrconnie8716 6 лет назад +7

      В целом перевод довольно неплохой, но прошу простить мою придирчивость:
      An AI won't mock me! = ИИ не смеет смеяться надо мной!
      I, on the other hand, am enlightened by my atheism! было бы лучше перевести как Я, в отличии от тебя, просвещен своим атеизмом.
      Kinky, can ones and zeroes get horny? = Заманчиво, единицы и ноли тоже возбуждаются?

    • @CrankyRayy
      @CrankyRayy 6 лет назад +2

      Дмитрий Соколов I’m not Russian but I’m glad you made this translation for them so good on you

  • @gasgiant1040
    @gasgiant1040 6 лет назад +3

    As the Quake announcer says, *_"IMPRESSIVE"_*

  • @plusequalminusk4203
    @plusequalminusk4203 7 лет назад +23

    What the fuck did I just watch?

    • @TiredOfYoutube
      @TiredOfYoutube 7 лет назад

      You've just watched history in the making.

    • @RaveNNNN
      @RaveNNNN 7 лет назад +1

      The precursor to Tay.ai

  • @xXblazmodzXx
    @xXblazmodzXx 7 лет назад +7

    i absolutely loved doing this as a kid! I had no friends and the bot Actually answered fairly realistically!

  • @SuperFrizzio
    @SuperFrizzio 7 лет назад +8

    This worked aswell in the early version of Quake Live (when it was a browser game still)

  • @TheDoomMaster
    @TheDoomMaster 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love this game's AI, one time I asked where everybody went because I respawned away from the action and Keel replied with "Dunno" he was just as lost as I was!

  • @chrischimera
    @chrischimera 6 лет назад +2

    "They have computers in canada now? " lmao even the bots loe dissing Canada

  • @TheLogicalBeast
    @TheLogicalBeast 7 лет назад +6

    Explains why when I told a AI bot to "go to hell" after it kept killing me told me "I've already been there. It smells" or something like that. Was soooooooooo funny. XD

  • @napalmkitty6686
    @napalmkitty6686 6 лет назад +10

    I on the other hand am enlightened by my atheism!
    So how do you deal with the emptyness inside?
    *OOOOOOOHHHHHH.MOV*

  • @jericb
    @jericb 4 года назад +3

    This was the longest 6 minutes of my life

  • @blutagg63
    @blutagg63 3 года назад +1

    The conversation went from 1-1000000000000000000000000000000000 real quick

  • @expressset430
    @expressset430 6 лет назад +2

    Never played quake 3, but it was pretty much like this for older games like CS 1.6 (where the bots would have a conversation with each other in voice chat.)
    ie: “I’m going mid, cover” “alright, I got eyes on you” or “planting bomb, watch my back” “I’ll try”
    They coordinated with each other and the player, rather than just run around aimlessly.

  • @Andres33AU
    @Andres33AU 6 лет назад +4

    I remember testing out the bot chat, and being surprised that not only were there a lot of cohesive responses, but each character had a slightly different personality. Crash had a bit of sass, though I remember typing "I love you" and her response was something like "Why? I'm just a bot." Great programming, or AI existentialism? Lol.

  • @ShadowHunter120
    @ShadowHunter120 7 лет назад +5

    Inb4 it passes turing test.

  • @ChrisBa303
    @ChrisBa303 7 лет назад +84

    Wait this isnt scripted or something?

    • @bigslim7777
      @bigslim7777 7 лет назад +41

      nope, its all done with the bots AI. i have heard of a situation where the bots went on a peace strike and didn't kill anyone because not killing was the only way to truly win.

    • @ammytersau
      @ammytersau 7 лет назад +59

      that was a story made up on 4chan bigslim7777

    • @MemeMarine
      @MemeMarine 7 лет назад +47

      No, that was because after years of running, the AI files became so bloated that they would just not run at all. You try getting a 20-year-old game to load a dozen 10GB AI files.

    • @GroinMischief
      @GroinMischief 7 лет назад +50

      This story happened with a modified AI that learned from players or other bots actions and learning the maps without waypoints essentially, the bots eventually ended up not moving or shooting due to contradictions in decision making. This wont happen with stock Quake 3 bots though.

    • @AmBush2048
      @AmBush2048 7 лет назад +5

      It's just a really expanded response system. Nothing special.

  • @theoneTMoney
    @theoneTMoney 4 года назад +1

    that /quit one is actually a good one lmao

  • @JoLiKMC
    @JoLiKMC 4 года назад +2

    This is absolutely _fascinating!_ I actually didn't know there was this level of detail in _Quake III._ All I ever did was play the game, not communication with the 'bots. Heh heh.

  • @grailw9221
    @grailw9221 3 года назад +1

    when the arena shooter has less railroaded player decisions, and more believable characters then mass effect andromeda