What I still find hilarious is that people hearing hooves and branches breaking in considered evidence for this. Like mate, you’re in the middle of the woods. That ain’t no goat man, that’s a deer.
this will always be the scariest episode of unsolved supernatural, because there were definitely, 100% other people in those woods and like shane said, people are way scarier and more dangerous than demons and ghosts.
1: I imagine the cultist are hiding and are whispering 'Omg omg omg! Its them! Ryan and Shane! I love Buzzfeed Unsolved!' 2: Imagine all the ants in the area watching the salt being poured and they're like 'A buffet!'
This episode would've been wild if he was like "We're here for the cult stuff" and like 20 dudes in robes and hoods came out like "Excellent. This way"
It's not in the middle of nowhere, though. There are buildings and busy streets not far away. Yes, it's got trees and stuff, but it's not "in the deep woods". Edit: Not to say there aren't animals there (wildlife even lives in city centers), just that it isn't super rural.
I mean I’ve had a coyote in my backyard and I live very much in the city. I can literally walk to like 10 hotels. And Deer are literally everywhere, so I’d say it’s highly likely that the sounds in the actually woods are probably just animals.
To be fair, basically every weird sound they hear on these investigations that isn't just a creak is just an animal, so if they ever got good at identifying animal sounds there'd be even less evidence for them to react to.
“There’s this legendary demon, he goes by the name of Shane. That’s the story we scare our children with, him trying to hunt us down. We’re gonna try and contact him.”
The fact that Shane is always saying he's so aloof in these places because he thinks it's bs and there's nothing to fear, but then he walks towards a HUMAN noise in woods that are definitely full of CULTISTS and starts telling them off like a school teacher????? Hilarious and batshit insane
those sounds were almost definitely animals. mountain lions, foxes, bobcats, etc are known to “scream” like women or children. look it up and u will hear they are very similar
Me and my stupid ass would go deeper like Me: oo Hi I'm here to join you! My friend(s): WAIT NO- Me: I love what you've done here so far. Mind if I join?
I live in Texas and made a point to go by bridge while yelling HAIL SHANE last summer. Nothing happened. I even slept on it in a sleeping bag, I met a lot of cool homeless people, who told me that they lived there and remember you guys filming, they also say nothing supernatural happens. They also caught me a fish from the brook and fried it up for me with butter, lemon and garlic it was delicious, they told me to come back and tell their stories.
Shane is such a mood. “ITS MY BRIDGE NOW GOAT MAN!” “Put that cat down!” “Who’s over here? Take your cloak off!” “Hey if there are any cultist out there just wanna let you know my buddy got a water gun!”
This will always be my favorite Unsolved episode, so much better than anything Watcher produced. Ghost Files never clicked, it was boring and overproduced. All we ever wanted was Ryan being scared and Shane joking around, just them and a camera person or two. So sad to see them crash and burn. At least we still have Unsolved to rewatch. The nostalgia kind of stings now though :(
There is still hope that they use this as a wake up call and change direction of the way they have been behaving and the way business is going. Well that's my hopes at least because it would break my heart to lose my two favourite RUclipsrs, maybe I'm living in denial but I still hope they do the right thing even though they have hurt us. I really would hope they apologise and start taking on feedback from their fans to make the shows the way we love them.
this is just my opinion, but i think they had to really alter their ghost hunting approach on watcher to steer clear from legal issues with buzzfeed. but i totally agree
Isla Ponce you know, most demons or whatnot that people try to contact are usually old people, ghosts from centuries ago........education was hard to get. What if they just can’t read or spell? Shane: spell your name or the bridge is mine! Goat man: ;-; I’m trying 😖
My theory: salt is used as a cleanser in most rituals so breaking the salt circle made the workspace "unclean" and when Ryan asked the board "is anybody there?" and it started with an "S" who is to say any entities/energies weren't going to spell out Shane? Because as soon as the board started the "S", Shane escalated by calling out the spirit aggressively and challenging it. Then the planchette stopped. Jussayin lmfao LET THE LORE LIVE ON
@@gabrielbanuelos5306 he is a servant of the dark lord, breaks the circle, gently invites In this old semi baphomet, or was it mahomet.. I forgot because of the Levi thing..
I love how Shane is also trying so hard to get undeniable proof while also just having fun not being serious and just trying to scare Ryan. I think that he was right and this is a very effective tactic to get some proof.
imagine the goatman is actually real and he had just went to the underworld for vacation. dude comes back a year later and finds his goat bridge completely ransacked by someone named "Shane"
Shane: This is my bridge now
Demons: What the hell we gonna do now
Aw darn it, now we gotta find a new hang out.
Britta-Alrik O'Brien-Nikkola
We even set up fairy lights in the basement and got the mini fridge, oh come ON >:(
LOL
You seem to be, A Rat
we need a new bridge
Priest: Don't mock the demons.
Shane: _(straight up steals his bridge)_
Yet the goatman has his boring forest
@Gerald Miller Yeah and Shane got a cool bridge.
@@rishujeetrai5780 Chad bridge vs Virgin Forest
AHAHA
Well, Goatman didn’t protect it so of course someone would take it.
Shane gets dragged off the bridge:
“Wow it’s pretty damn windy tonight”
pumpkin.spice. gacha LMAOOO
pumpkin.spice. gacha BRUH IM CRYING
It be like that
Hes funny as fu##
I imagine the goatman sitting on a curb with a sign that says “Bridgeless, will haunt for food”
Okay this is quite a underrated comment 🤣
Aww, poor little guy. Bridgeless and stuck on the street :(
Omg I love this🤣🤣
This has too few comments. Lemme fix that 😂
goatman : appears
shane : wow the stray dogs around here look really weird
Lol that would be his reaction
And Ryan just faint in the background
Goatman walks away in shame
goatman: am I a joke to you?
“ come here puppy we’re hunting demons!”
Goatmans bridge: exist
Shane: hippity hoppity your bridge is now my property
😂😂😂😂
Livia Monjay this is great
You deserve 159K likes.
Gotmans bridge expist
😂😂😂😂This is great
Legend has it demons are posting videos about shane sightings
*WHEEEEEEEEZZZEEEEEE*
Thank you this is the best comment that made me not scared anymore
🤣😭 wheeezzingg
Gino Lorenzo this is GOLD!!
This is the best comment in 2020
What I still find hilarious is that people hearing hooves and branches breaking in considered evidence for this. Like mate, you’re in the middle of the woods. That ain’t no goat man, that’s a deer.
i thought it was like they heard the hooves approaching them and looked at where they heard them from but there was nothing there
Thats what I was saying...in my mind!!!!
@@smodo_ I wasn’t trying to have them see it lol, but thanks :)
@@Minceishere ah ok lmao
@@Minceishere oh wait wtf I commented this on a different comment lmao
Shane: “I’m dancing on your bridge goatman!” Goatman: “well that’s just rude...”
Ryan: SHANE WHAT THE HECK STOP GOATMAN IS GONNA KILL U
Shane: it's fine
Goatman: no it's not fine ur being rude so that means I gonna KILL YOU SLOWLY
Goat man: well thats just pathetic....
tiktok soundbyte
Eat the Rude- Hannibal Lecter
Exactly
"Children will come here and tell tales of me," is un-ironically the most badass thing i've ever heard in my whole life
Periodt
It really is badass.
Had to like it cause it was at 666 likes
i can say i have witnessed children go to goatmans bridge and tell tales of shane. whilst they take homecoming pictures on the bridge.
@@jamieosborne127 glorious
ryan: *gets stabbed, dragged off the bridge and yeeted into the oblivion*
shane: wow it’s pretty damn windy tonight
lmao i pissed myself reading this
And I am the 666th person who liked this comment... Coincidence? I think not.
haha
joe’s mazzelhoe i made ur comment to 1K i mean like 1K likes. you’re welcome
don’t mind me thanks, i guess 😂
this will always be the scariest episode of unsolved supernatural, because there were definitely, 100% other people in those woods and like shane said, people are way scarier and more dangerous than demons and ghosts.
More likely animals imo
oooo people. spoooooooky
@@user-qv2qf1jk5o people kill people. ghosts aren't real
@@emilyb.8219 Yeah it didn't sound like people at all, the screams sounded far more like a fox than a person.
@@user-qv2qf1jk5o oooo people that can murder you spoooooky
Shane: *goes to hell*
Satan: "Well first i must say I'm a big fan"
I bet that happens🤣 Shane already bullies the lesser demons and makes them run
H
Take the throne please and teach me your ways
One more like until you have 666 likes haha
salma did it
Shane: you want me off this bridge you're going to have to kill me
Goatman, crying hysterically: DAD STOP
lmao
*ah yes, Shane is the goatmans father*
Put that cat down!!!
"All sons kill their fathers"
- a philosopher I can't remember
Wait, but if Steve is Ryans dad, does that mean that Shane is Ryans Grandpa?
“To be safe I’ll put a salt circle around us”
The camera man, standing 8 feet away the circle: “Fantastic”
I hope they've placed a salt circle around the camera man.
Probably a mini circle
hopefully, yk one big enough for him to walk and be safe
Isn't that baby powder was made for?
The cameraman fears no one
1: I imagine the cultist are hiding and are whispering 'Omg omg omg! Its them! Ryan and Shane! I love Buzzfeed Unsolved!'
2: Imagine all the ants in the area watching the salt being poured and they're like 'A buffet!'
Lol
Underrated comment 😂
Aw, cheers mate!
"STOP THE RITUAL, RYAN AND SHANE THE BUZZFEED GUYS ARE HERE!!"
Wait ants like salt?
Shane: *steps on bridge*
Demons: Why do I hear boss music?
Lmao
OUR SAVIOR HAS COME!!!!
He probably heard sephiroth theme
@@NoOne-gf1ze nah, meglovainia
Lmao
This episode would've been wild if he was like "We're here for the cult stuff" and like 20 dudes in robes and hoods came out like "Excellent. This way"
Thank you 😂
Shane: "just a prank broooo"
Cultists: "we have a new sacrifice"
@@Killbayne Nah man Shane's the demon they worship
Your joke sounds like something my dad would say. He’s the funniest person alive.
@@lenefyecak9024jokes on you this is your dad >:)
Everybody gangsta until Shane started dancing on the bridge
Everybody dancin' when Shane started dancing on the bridge
im scared
Pewdiepie is disappointed
no lies there!
LMAOOOO I love this
love that all the distant “screams” are clearly just mountain lion/fox yowls in the distance lmao. they’re being haunted by north texas wildlife!
I think it’s one of those grackles that always hang out down the road from my house
And the sound of hooves is literally just deer. They’re such city boys
It's not in the middle of nowhere, though. There are buildings and busy streets not far away. Yes, it's got trees and stuff, but it's not "in the deep woods". Edit: Not to say there aren't animals there (wildlife even lives in city centers), just that it isn't super rural.
I mean I’ve had a coyote in my backyard and I live very much in the city. I can literally walk to like 10 hotels. And Deer are literally everywhere, so I’d say it’s highly likely that the sounds in the actually woods are probably just animals.
To be fair, basically every weird sound they hear on these investigations that isn't just a creak is just an animal, so if they ever got good at identifying animal sounds there'd be even less evidence for them to react to.
I like to think that there’s an alternate reality where Goatman and his demon squad try to find Shanes at night.
💀💀💀 IM DECEASED
I’m pretty sure there is 😂
That is the funniest and most likely to be true thing I have read today
300th like but no one cares so I just put that out there cause people be annoying with that
“There’s this legendary demon, he goes by the name of Shane. That’s the story we scare our children with, him trying to hunt us down. We’re gonna try and contact him.”
Goatman: “I own this bridge, fear me.”
Shane: *Im about to end this whole mans career*
Damm he did that 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
* sad goatman noises *
People say he still *goat crying*
How do you have 5 thousand like but only 5 comments lol
FR 😭🙌
"I wanna be a goatman!" Shane cried. "Make me a goatman!"
But the goatman did not answer. He just kept on goating
I understood that reference
@@mayatheloser Awesome to hear!
Cause he the G.O.A.T
@@hrm1110 Eh, that was good!
Fse💀💀
This aged so well. Also fun fact someone actually wrote “Shane + Ryan’s bridge” on the bridge
it’s been 6 years and the wikipedia page for old alton bridge is still locked because people kept renaming it to shane and ryan’s bridge 😂
@@ashmcewen5451 love it
thats freaking amazing
Goatman: I fear now man, but that *thing*
Shane: *dancing on the bridge *
Goatman: *it scares me*
No*
intoxicated tater tot 🤣
Lmao 😂😂
Yes
I see a man of culture
According to legends, if you knock the bridge three times Shane will appear and start dancing on the bridge.
well buckle up bois we going to texas
@@user-ut7kx2jw3j lmao
hi this is unrelated but what is your pfp from? it looks familiar
@@madison-hc9ow me?
Katie what’s your pfp from? it looks familiar.
the scariest part of this episode was when ryan started unbuckling his pants and saying don’t worry about it.
I just read it as it happened in the video🤣🤣🤣
Hes gonna piss on the demon
🤣🤣🤣😭😭 holy sh.t I’m done
@@Ken-rv3qq why cant you just say the full word, shit.
🤣🤣
Shane: in the woods with possibly very dangerous cultists
Also Shane: 13:18 “put that cat down!”
F U 🐐man😂
Sometimes I like to think that Shane is a demon who was assigned to kill Ryan but he got too attached and just kinda hangs out
fluff cat \ we need that au asap
Plot twist Shane is goatman. 😂
Woo that would be a good plot
Isn't that just Welcome to Hell?
Demonic Supernatural
Doctor: oh, goatman, you woke up from your coma
Goatman: can't wait to see my bridge
Doctor: about that
Stephanie Lopez why does this only have four likes
@@gottalovejisung4513 its has 125 now
* shane comes in *
shane: ITS BEEN OWNED!
*coma
goatman just has like a little cottage in the wood where theres like a beautiful little flower garden and smoke coming out of the chimney
Goatsman bridge: *exists*
Shane: its free real estate
unusual freak thank you.
Thanks for that
Ryan: "my god dammit Shane !?"
The fact that Shane is always saying he's so aloof in these places because he thinks it's bs and there's nothing to fear, but then he walks towards a HUMAN noise in woods that are definitely full of CULTISTS and starts telling them off like a school teacher????? Hilarious and batshit insane
those sounds were almost definitely animals. mountain lions, foxes, bobcats, etc are known to “scream” like women or children. look it up and u will hear they are very similar
*Shane Arrives at Bridge*
Goatman: “Aight imma head out”
• Я Ансиу • yAlL aLwAyS sAy It WrOnG!!! It’s
“Aight I’m ‘bout to head out”
Goatman: Also time to go on a vacation, to Hawaii! Bye bye everyone! I would be back later!
R u a shaniac
Hears 2 terrifying screams.
Regular people: "Run!"
Shane: "We're here for the cult stuff :)"
😹😹😹😹
Lol
Me and my stupid ass would go deeper like
Me: oo Hi I'm here to join you!
My friend(s): WAIT NO-
Me: I love what you've done here so far. Mind if I join?
😂
*Shane goes to hell*
Satan: *stands up from throne*
"Your seat sir."
Yes😌
Bold of you to assume that he isn't Satan himself
"I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan"
@@Raccon_Detective. you're finally here, great i set up your throne.
Fr tho (i just imagined it and i laughed so hard lol)
“put that cat down!” “you can’t be doing cult stuff like this” shane is too funny 😭
ryan: *eyes roll back in his head, starts to float up in the air*
shane: wow pretty windy tonight
Deadlights
where even was this
Christian Rosales i didnt even thing of that haha
@@Ausjira
R/whoosh
@@optimusprime5199 well yeah you dont think i noticed after i finished the whole video
Goatman: exist
Shane: imma end this mans whole career
Unless he's not a man
SpicyTaco Bird goat mans
mans whole career
I would like but it is at 666 likes
Lol
Ryan: “I’m gonna pour this circle of salt around us to protect us”
Camera man: am i a joke to you
Poor cameraman
The camera man really does need a raise
Yeah poor man also R.I.P goatman sufferd from bullying
Shane:GOATMAN FUCK YOU
THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING 😂😂😂😂
I live in Texas and made a point to go by bridge while yelling HAIL SHANE last summer. Nothing happened. I even slept on it in a sleeping bag, I met a lot of cool homeless people, who told me that they lived there and remember you guys filming, they also say nothing supernatural happens. They also caught me a fish from the brook and fried it up for me with butter, lemon and garlic it was delicious, they told me to come back and tell their stories.
Oh good the people in the woods were just homeless not cultists
I just can't find it in myself to believe you.
@@iaminpainauchocolat9300 I respect that.
Shane freed the bridge from Goatman
@@somerandomgamer9065 Hells yeah!
i genuinely wonder if all the demons shane has tortured have a support group
bri lombardo *Demon Walks in*
Demon: Shane...
Other Demon:*sigh* Shane....
How does this comment not have more likes?! Lmaoooo
Nice.
Demon: *Cries*
Other Demon: Whats wrong?
Demon: I scratched Shane and he said he felt a stray cat clawed at him.
Other Demon: I feel you.
Yeah where they're scared AF of him
Goatman: This is my bridge!
Shane: *_OUR_* bridge
*USSR NATIONAL ANTHEM INTENSIFIES*
FIGHT FOR COMMUNISM COMRADES
RISE, FELLOW COMRADES
*DUUUUUUUM, SOYUZ NERUSHIMY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNIK, SPLOTILA NAVEKI VELIKAYA RUUUUUS, DA ZDRAVSVUYET SOZDANNY VOLEY NARODOV, YEDINY MOGUCHIY SOVETSKY SOYUUZZZ, SLAAAAAAVSYAAA OOOOTEEEEECHESVAAA, NAAAASHEEE SVAAABODNAYEEEE, DRUZHBY NARODOV NADYOZHNY OPLOOOT, PAAAARTIYAA LEEEENINAAA SIIIILAAA NAAAROOODNAYAA NAS K TORZHESTVU KOMMUNIIIZZZMA VEDDYOOOOOT*
@@phonemyatthu1364 begone foul beast
ryan: * genuinely scared because he heard a noise *
shane: " pUt that Cat DOwn-!"
"We know its tasty but let it go!"
😂🤣🤣😂
💀🙌
😂
I love how Ryan is just trembling in fear while Shane is just having fun
broke the 69
Ryan: I hate demons
Shane: *offended*
Apples
I'd like this comment, but it has 666 likes right now and I feel like that's just too good to mess up.
@@erinroy2224 it's 668 now, someone ruined it :(
@@FANGRUNlN oh my god that's so sad :'( but now i can like the comment lol
Erin Roy Now it’s 839
“Children will come here and tell tales about ME”
-Shane Madej
And was he wrong
@@aahanajha2222 nope, that line aged like fine wine
And ya know what, hes absolutely right.
Lol
He is legend
ryan: *squirts shane with holy water*
shane: *screams like the demon he is*
😂😂😂😂
Lol
Time stamp?
Emiko Floof I-
It didn’t happen in the video. It’s just a joke.
😹😹🤣🤣 Demons have group therapy about Shane lol
Shane is such a mood. “ITS MY BRIDGE NOW GOAT MAN!” “Put that cat down!” “Who’s over here? Take your cloak off!” “Hey if there are any cultist out there just wanna let you know my buddy got a water gun!”
lmfao shane is so bold even if it’s an actual person like immediately he’s like “WHOS OVER THERE? PUT THAT CAT DOWN”
Here to tell you you have 300 likes
@@FreezingmoonDSBM more like 400
@@dontreadmyname605 more like 218
@@dontreadmyname605 more like 606
I think it's because he's so tall
Ryan: knocks three times
Goatman: (in slippers and a robe) WHAT
Me living alone be like
Hehehehehhé
*_Drinking warm coke_*
Hahahahaha
He sees shane and runs away screaming “YOU CAN HAVE THE BRIDGE!”
Apparently the locals now call this bridge "Shane and Ryan's Bridge" after the Goatman failed to show up after they challenged him
this comment is now one of my favorite
For real?
As a citizen of Dallas I can confirm that Denton kiddos call it that
Valerie Smith No i am a local...
Midnight Magi Shane’s bridge
i love the idea that shane is just a super powerful entity that just likes to mess with other supernatural beings
Ah the meme episode. This was when Shane ascended to full demonhood.
I think that’s the point 😂
I was wondering where that rumor came from. Glad I found it.
GOATMAN im dancing on your bridge ITS MY BRIDGE NOW!! You hear that? YOU WANT ME OFF OF THIS BRIDGE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME
Demon: I have no fear
Shane: exists
Demon: *ONE FEAR*
But that thing, it scares me
Me
2 FEARS
The cross, too our lord and savior, Jesus, the angel, Michael, so on and so forth
Agreed
Water Sheep ur name is cursed
Counsellor: so why are you here today?
Goatman (in tears): i-it was meant to be my b-bridge!!
I have something for goats. Me:poor baby😔
sweet
😂😂😂😂.... Suddenly the Counselor reveals his face turning out to be Shane.
700th like
Bruh
This will always be my favorite Unsolved episode, so much better than anything Watcher produced. Ghost Files never clicked, it was boring and overproduced. All we ever wanted was Ryan being scared and Shane joking around, just them and a camera person or two. So sad to see them crash and burn. At least we still have Unsolved to rewatch. The nostalgia kind of stings now though :(
Fr it's wild that them with a couple cameras strapped to them and like 2 crew dudes was so much better lol
There is still hope that they use this as a wake up call and change direction of the way they have been behaving and the way business is going. Well that's my hopes at least because it would break my heart to lose my two favourite RUclipsrs, maybe I'm living in denial but I still hope they do the right thing even though they have hurt us. I really would hope they apologise and start taking on feedback from their fans to make the shows the way we love them.
this is just my opinion, but i think they had to really alter their ghost hunting approach on watcher to steer clear from legal issues with buzzfeed. but i totally agree
That poor camera man, they left him outside of the salt Circle
That's sad tho 😂😭🥺
Camera people have no soul
The Goatman possessed him, that's why Goat didn't answer.
Yea bro
He probably had his own.
Ryan: *Creates a salt circle to protect him and Shane*
Also Ryan: *Leaves cameraperson outside the circle*
cameraperson: is the goatman so he doesn't need it
Well the camera man always survives everything
Camerman: haha im in danger
I'm pretty sure camera man is actually god and that's probably why he or she is probably still alive
@@nikismajesty Cameraman: Im the danger
Shane: *hears noise*
"Who's out there"
"Put that cat down"
kevin that’s freaking funny XD can’t get over this
OMG 😂😂😂
I'm lmao
I cant believe Annabelle got them. RIP Ghoul Boys. You'll be missed
Shane: This is my bridge now Demon: *Visibly shaking*
I was, shaking, violently
Goatman I can’t blame you
I’d like this a million times if I could
@@goatman7749 nobody blames you, Goatman. Everyone is scared of Shane, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
@@reese5437 i didnt even show up
Shane: if you don’t spell your name this bridge is MINE
The goatman: *struggling to get inside the tiny door they made for him*
Isla Ponce you know, most demons or whatnot that people try to contact are usually old people, ghosts from centuries ago........education was hard to get. What if they just can’t read or spell?
Shane: spell your name or the bridge is mine!
Goat man: ;-; I’m trying 😖
@@KFC_Official_ *_w h e e z e_*
😭😂😂🤣👌 this is gold
@Colonel Sanders
What do you know? You ARE dead!
* Wheeze * Haha
I live near there, and I can confirm that someone sprayed “Shane’s bridge”
Omg that's brilliant 😂
Fr? 😂
OMG. fr?
@Ryan Preciado wow
I live in Denton and it was me dude 😂
Breaking news: goatman’s bridge now has a $6 toll
Fun fact: the Wikipedia page for the goatman’s bridge got repeatedly vandalized by ppl trying to change it to Shane and Ryan’s bridge
Lmao that's Hilarious
Goatman: 👁💧👄💧👁
The ghoul bois have power
*F U C K Y O U G O A T M A N*
Gold
Shane's humour saved many of us from having bad dreams.
Lol agreed but I still only watch this during the day just in case.
I watch it at night I’m so smart
Yup
When I watch these I cant move
@@muffin7737 same like I love watching it but I always freeze and tense up.
*Goatman:* i am inevitable nobody can take this bridge away from me
*Shane:* lol i can
*Goatman:* no you can't
*Shane:* did i stutter
youngk as a profile pic and taemin as your name? taste
Damn this funny
Goatman be like: I. Am. Inevitable.
Shane: I. Am. Shane *snaps fingers*
I can easily can take that bridge away but I am to scared to do it
@@whooshiibun goat man turns into dust like in Avengers End Game Thanos is back
My theory: salt is used as a cleanser in most rituals so breaking the salt circle made the workspace "unclean" and when Ryan asked the board "is anybody there?" and it started with an "S" who is to say any entities/energies weren't going to spell out Shane? Because as soon as the board started the "S", Shane escalated by calling out the spirit aggressively and challenging it. Then the planchette stopped. Jussayin lmfao LET THE LORE LIVE ON
Demon Shane confirmed ayo?
Goatman returning to hell be like
goatman : *sobbing*
satan : whut happened?
goatman : a tall man!
tsukki is my husband shayne is probably satan
This is more accurate than I can comprehend.
Satan: ugggghhhh not again!!!
GOATMAN
Satan: oh for my hate for God, it's Shane again
goatman: **doesnt show up**
shane: *it's free real estate*
Yes 😂😂😂
6
3
6
YESS XD
Goatman: My bridge.
Shane: OUR bridge.
*communism intensefise *
*Angry Goatman Noises*
*Soviet union anthem starts playing*
Slav squatting intensifies.
**angry dancing**
This one really is their scariest episode because of the possibility of people out there. Like they said, people are the scariest threat sometimes.
Shane:
*enters anywhere *
Demons:
“Ight imma head out”
Exactly
What up
It’s ya boi
maddie button like actually 😹😹😹😹
if I was a demon I would be terrified of him
thats why goatman was not there
ryan: people have died on this bridge, and some have been hurt
shane: *sturdy bridge huh*
Shane *Stomps on it*: yes very sturdy
xD You Have 666 likes currently
goatman's bridge: *exists* *reportedly spooky*
shane: it's free real estate
Perfect
🤣🤣
LMAOOO
BRUH MOMENT
are we sure goatman isn't just a normal living texan
Probably is
Probably just a furry who thinks it’s funny to scare people
I went to the goat man bridge and now there is actual graffiti that says SHANES BRIDGE
BRO NO WAY FR?? lmaooo I'm ded
mad respect-
that's amazing lmfao
OML! 😂😂😂 Also, how was the bridge?
LEGEND
“Why are you unbuttoning your pants?”
“Don’t worry about it.”
-Ryan
Denaris Storm that’s exactly what I asked my uncle and what he said
*Law and Order sound*
@@lolno901 Special Victims Unit
“We saw the ad on Craigslist”
Cultist: “Damnit Jerry, not again. We’ve talked about this.”
God freaking dang Jerry
Damit jerry you did it again
(Tales from the Gas Station)
God damn it Marlboro
Lol
y’all think the bridge has a 5.99 toll now?
😭 HELPP
Perfectly affordable. What's the big deal? We gotta make more money somehow!
demon be starting business in hell
YOU ARE LYING
@@thomasnolan7145YOU ARE LIKE PAPA
“I came prepared”
“You’ll see”
*Unbuckles pants*
shyan stans all the way
Omg I thought that said *Unbuckles pants*
That will scare anybody down there
thats some bard energy
@@ohhxcake5434 Same! But then I realized that it was not that. 😂
Ryan: I _hate_ demons.
Shane: *visibly offended*
My mind: *That's suspicious; that's weird*
Poor shane
**shane goes to heaven**
God: what are you doing here?
Shane: the other guy kicked me out.
@@ankithabhayan324 Shane is higher ranked than Satan though...
@@ankithabhayan324 Satan may be a king, but what is a king to an Illuminati?
*Goatman drags shane off the bridge*
Shane: Woah thats a strong wind
It's ya girl Kayla YESSSS
Shane scares the poop out of me
It's ya girl Kayla, the legend says that they were never seen again...
OMG your likes are 666
Jesus look at the likes
Ah yes, the iconic Shane and Ryan's Bridge. There were so many quotes from this single video that made Unsolved so iconic.
Shane: *CHILDREN WILL COME HERE AND TELL TALES OF ME*
Shane is a greater demon than Goatman
Hail SHANE!
Shane is a demon confirmed, that's why he's trying to debunk the idea that ghost and demons exist
@@gabrielbanuelos5306 he is a servant of the dark lord, breaks the circle, gently invites In this old semi baphomet, or was it mahomet.. I forgot because of the Levi thing..
Btw im the 2100 like
*All hail the demon lord Shane*
Ryan: *accidentally gets holy water on Shane*
Shane: *demonic screeching*
*SCREAMS WHILE SKIN IS PEELING*
*Demonic screeching*
oh, right.
*skin magically heals*
well let’s get back to it, -and ghost and demons aren’t real-
*AH-*
timestamp???
@@tacochippy1861 IDT it happened lol
Little did they know the goatman was hiding from them because of Ryan's holy water pistol
Hmmmmmmm, great.
From shane
OMG there's a life lesson right there boi 😂😂😂
this is literally the only comment about his holy pistol
Yeah
I love how Shane is also trying so hard to get undeniable proof while also just having fun not being serious and just trying to scare Ryan. I think that he was right and this is a very effective tactic to get some proof.
nobody:
goatman: i used to have a bridge
Until Shane danced on it
CONSEQUENCES
Jazeel Gavrael i did, I really did
@@goatman7919 a shame, you had to face the powerful shane
I am reading this while my brother listening to fallen kingdom bruh
Don't worry goatman Shane isn't real he can't hurt you.
Shane: ¿OwO?
This is the best RUclips comment I have ever seen
Shane:*hiding in a potted plant* Awe but i am real GoatMan
Shane:
Goatman Shane: Get Nae-Naed
I love how shane just doesn’t care in anything and he just releases his full crackhead energy
Lizzie D. I subbed to you because QUEEN
Lol good one
I don't know why but Shane shouting "put that cat down!" at cultists is really funny to me
shane: *taunts demons*
ryan: now this is an avengers level threat
........good joke
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Evergreen The Queen 1k like good job
👀
True lol he even made annabelle annoyed and she replied she whould kill shane
Shane: *CHILDREN WILL COME HERE AND TELL TALES OF ME!*
Me in the year 2058: _Hey kids wanna hear the great tales of Shane and ryan_
But only tell tales of Shane and not Ryan
BlobFish885 •
That’s why his name not capitalized, it’s Shane’s story. He’s the Axeman and Ryan is Razorboy.
Good fan
Oml, i would listen to the tales ♡
@@greatvalue_ethelcain I understood that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Plot Twist: The Goatman is the cameraman
😳
bruh
And after this was shot he killed them and took they're form
@@alexeslefttoe_4120 their*
What happened to ur cat?
at least the goatman wouldn't make us pay 6 dollars to go on his bridge
😂
Calling for it to go back to Goatmans bridge. Those two clowns don't deserve a bridge.
Nahhhhh 💀💀💀
LMFAOOOO YOU WIN
“They’re cultists, Ryan” has the same energy as “Harold, they’re lesbians”
yes
Thank you
Dude my name is harold lmao
I did it. I put this worthy comment from the mere hundreds to the 1K mark.
@@haroldasyt don't date lesdeins Harold
Shane: My friends got a water gun
Ryan: It’s holy water
The cultists: Aight guys we better move out he has holy water
BROTHER
Yucky BROTHERRR
So both of you were sons of chicken fish?
Oza Kevin absolutely
we got the holy water from craigslist
imagine the goatman is actually real and he had just went to the underworld for vacation. dude comes back a year later and finds his goat bridge completely ransacked by someone named "Shane"
LMAO I LOVE THIS COMMENT
Looooool. Nah he was hiding in the bush cause he was scared
I can imagine that.
Shane: *chuckles* im in danger (:
When he hears the name shane he starts shaking
The Goatman can have his bridge back for $5.99 a month.
😂😂😂wheeeze