@Ishan paul I think it's fake too actually because watching in slow motion, the paintball doesn't even hit him. It actually hits the car and bounces off upwards. It doesn't even come close to him or his groin. Add to the fact also, Clarkson is standing to the side.
@@mischievousone3421 Indeed... Plumbs is correct. Its not referring to the fruit plum, it refers to the "plumb bob" originally due to its hanging and dangling feature. lol
the one at 1:02 looked genuinely by accident which made it even funnier lol and then Mays reaction was just the cherry on top. You really cannot beat these 3 when it comes to TV personality and presenter friendship bonding.
“Things were going badly for me but they were worse for Sir Henry May.” *cuts to a half second clip of something on fire without any sort of context whatsoever*
They didn't show the bit from Grand Tour where the boys were special forces soldiers in Jordan. As Jeremy was running towards the embassy to safety he gets shot several times with two shots hitting him in the plums.
0:26: Jezza: My plums!!!" 😂🤣😂 I crack up every time I think of Jezza saying "testes". These blokes are hilarious!!! Poor captain Slow, hit in the "wedding vegetables"! 😅
He also once said to a woman while trying to help with her seat harness "its very hard to do this without accidentally grabbing hold of the work of the divine potter" The man is a wordsmith
The Wedding Vegetable will forever be my favorite way to refer to a guy's crotch😂😂 I started using that term years ago and everyone always gets a kick out of it
I've now watched this at least 6 times now. It's just as hilarious each time. Caution... tissues are a definite requirement as tears of laughter will flow!!!! Cheers again Ausgranny 🇦🇺🇦🇺👍👍👍👍👍
I had to stop for a tissue about half way through cos I was crying from laughing so hard!!! Then watched to the end, then watched again. With more tissues. A BIG THANK YOU. Cheers Ausgranny 🇦🇺🇦🇺👍👍👍👍👍❤
When I worked inventory, this was the time of year when we'd start counting all the Asian food markets around. They're always filled with obligatory gallons of plum wine. I could not scan a single bottle without hearing Jeremy Clarkson's "In the plums" in my head.
Ah yes, the long awaited Plums-compilation
The plumpilation if you will
My plumbs are aching right now
Reminds me of ow my balls from Idiocracy
The F1 car rev shooter is my favourite! XD XD XD
@@owenlea6505 Yup😂 TV-classic right there
Jeremy Clarkson, probably the only man ever in history got a hit in the plums by a F1 car.
And have it be filmed
Still one of the funniest moments of the show 🤣
...and have them survive.
0:19
@Ishan paul I think it's fake too actually because watching in slow motion, the paintball doesn't even hit him. It actually hits the car and bounces off upwards. It doesn't even come close to him or his groin. Add to the fact also, Clarkson is standing to the side.
1:06 may: “you’ve headbutted me in the gentleman’s region!” Most english sentence ever 🇬🇧😂😂
And snapped the prow off the galleon you complete numpty, hammond!
Most English sentence uses a British flag to show dominance
Being called a “numpty” after is even more British!
"You simultaneously headbutted me in the gentleman’s region and snapped the prowl of your galleon"
Nobody in human history has ever said that before
@@nodafy Sounds positively medieval
I died when James threw his hat at Clarkson’s plums.
plumBs? plumBBS?
@@mischievousone3421 Indeed... Plumbs is correct. Its not referring to the fruit plum, it refers to the "plumb bob" originally due to its hanging and dangling feature. lol
I tip my hat to you sire. Only a gentleman would devise a unified term for plums + pubes. Insanely hilarious
so did Clarkson
Forever has an accurate shot
2:44 “the wedding vegetables “
the one at 1:02 looked genuinely by accident which made it even funnier lol and then Mays reaction was just the cherry on top. You really cannot beat these 3 when it comes to TV personality and presenter friendship bonding.
3:52 Thank you SO MUCH for including this clip!
Honestly this was the only one I was looking for 😂😂
This is my literal favorite Jeremy Clarkson clip.
that is the one im most familiar with
1:19 is the epitome of “in the plums”
I felt that one too.
1:18
"Things were going badly for me, but were worse for Sir Henry May" **cuts to a fire**
1:29 - I can't stop laughing with May's horse ride.🤣🤣🤣
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Jesus! I mean, Buddha!
MY NADGERS ARE GETTING A PUMMELING
ow ow ow ow ow ow
When May hit Clarkson when they are slamming the doors is my favorite, and it actually seems like et genuinely hurt a lot.
Anyone know what episode this is from
@@dbzsonicnerd5852 It's an outtake of Series 13, Episode 5
It was actually staged. Per Richard Porters book
There's another funny one in Top Gear Ground Force when Hammond gets shot with the fire extinguisher
"You've frozen my gonies!"
Goolies, not 'gonies'.
“Things were going badly for me but they were worse for Sir Henry May.”
*cuts to a half second clip of something on fire without any sort of context whatsoever*
They were doing an art gallery of car related things, and may constructed something out of different parts of a car and that's what was on fire.
I clearly remember the first time I saw the F1 car incident, my then gf now wife came running into the room wandering why I was crying from laughter 🤣
I was dying with laughter when I first saw that and I never laughed so hard in my life
“I had to stop by the side of the road and massage them” 😂
I’ve been in that same situation but I didn’t rub my plums at the side of the road 😂
Damn tell them to rub their own plums next time
that cutoff at 0:38 was impeccable, made me laugh so much harder than it shouldve
I like how Jeremy has the majority and the most painful ones.
They didn't show the bit from Grand Tour where the boys were special forces soldiers in Jordan. As Jeremy was running towards the embassy to safety he gets shot several times with two shots hitting him in the plums.
1:38 is one of my all time favourite Top Gear moments
“Yay!”
“Oh- SH*T, F*CK”
“Did I hit you in the Plums?”
0:26: Jezza: My plums!!!" 😂🤣😂 I crack up every time I think of Jezza saying "testes". These blokes are hilarious!!! Poor captain Slow, hit in the "wedding vegetables"! 😅
Did James calls his plums wedding vegetable at 2:46?
yes yes he did😆
@@joey8r683 i read your comment in clarksons voice mate! Haha is that weird tho? 0_o
carrots are vegetables
To be fair he did once call a woman nether regions their “magic triangle”
He also once said to a woman while trying to help with her seat harness "its very hard to do this without accidentally grabbing hold of the work of the divine potter"
The man is a wordsmith
"... but they were worse for Sir Henry May"
*Cuts to engine burning*
2:45 the "wedding vegetables" is my new favorite XD
"it leapt up and headbutted me in the plums" 😆😆
3:26
Hammond was the only one not to get hit in the plums on camera 😂😂😂
his shortness protects him from being on the line of fire
True, but he did twice get into massive, life threatening crashes on camera, so I'm not sure who's better off
He did tell Jeremy Clarkson about the bike accident
He got his accidentally sprayed with a fire extinguisher once though.
@@ethandalton6480Though the actual event is not filmed.
I could hear Clarkson saying "in the plums" while reading the title.
4 minutes of pure plum punishment. Perfection
The fact the last clip was included brought me so much joy
"not giving him mouth to mouth thats for sure" Coulthard
0:30 british humor at its finest
0:07
Yo the trailer for Super Mario Odyssey 2 lookin’ wild
1:15 Will never get tired of watching it over and over again.
Genuinely in absolute tears watching this
The Wedding Vegetable will forever be my favorite way to refer to a guy's crotch😂😂 I started using that term years ago and everyone always gets a kick out of it
Great way to finish the video!
1:05
James: You simultaneously head-butted me in the gentleman's region and snapped the prow off the galleon, you complete numpty, Hammond!
XD!
Probably May's best line 😂
The best presenters on TV bar none,always funny and never take themselves seriously.
The wedding vegetables 😂
2:05
Jeremy is Richard's and James's height after getting hit in the plums.
for how slow James is it's amazing how accurate is throws are
I've now watched this at least 6 times now. It's just as hilarious each time. Caution... tissues are a definite requirement as tears of laughter will flow!!!! Cheers again Ausgranny 🇦🇺🇦🇺👍👍👍👍👍
1:34 my fav part XD
As a man, I know how much it hurts to be hit in the plums, but it's still hilarious when someone gets hit.
1:15 in the plUMS!
This was hilarious 😂 I haven’t laughed so hard in a while
"Down goes Clarkson, Down goes Clarkson, Down goes Clarkson!"
You know you’ve made it when there are youtube videos made of you and your plums
0:30 “I’m not giving him mouth to mouth. That’s for sure.” 😂😂😂
1:18 “In the PLUMS!!!” 😂😂 Gotta love Attack Stig
I had to stop for a tissue about half way through cos I was crying from laughing so hard!!! Then watched to the end, then watched again. With more tissues. A BIG THANK YOU. Cheers Ausgranny 🇦🇺🇦🇺👍👍👍👍👍❤
2:09 my right testie is my favorite one too.
Right testie fan base represent!!!!!!
Can you do the boys when they're listening to the radio or their reactions to complaints to the BBC?
Done the second one ruclips.net/video/UmBkmeIe5lI/видео.html
@@Mustang150y absolute legend, love your compilations
"They were worse for Sir Henry May" and just two seconds of burning engine, holy shit, it's killing. XD
I dont know why, but I knew that the market plums crash would be in here. XD
1:14 best one for me~ Chinese stig ftw!
Fun ways to insure you cant have children
ensure ya pea brain
@@MarsofAritia why would I buy ensurance on my pee
only worked on James
Vietnam special was the funniest. James may saying "you complete numty Hammond". Priceless
Hammond faceplanting on May is hilarious hahahaha
3:27 - LOL! 😂
0:15 the hardest I have laughed in ages 😂😂😂
So much carnage to the love spuds 😕
2:47 Wedding vegetable 😂😂😂
*[7 MINUTES AGO]* _"Fuck yeah!"_
This show is about mates chemistry and plums
1:14 my favourite scene
In the plums
I enjoyed this SO much!
"In the right one. That was my favourite one!!" 🤣
Ahahahahaha
2:21 oh no anyway.
My favourite was the very first one just coz how perfect that throw is
Wonder if they still have that after all this.
There goes James jr, Clarkson jr, and may jr
RIP 2022-2022 -My dad got hit in the plums
The fact that there’s a compilation is just epic
0:50 LOL
Aah it’s got me in the testes
1:45 - a great sell by Clarkson.
You'd be surprised how light of a hit can hurt so much if in the right way
0:19 did it remove or add an extra one?
The wedding vegetables 😂😂😂😂
IN THE PLUUUUUMMMSS
Whilst watching, I was thinking the last clip should be Clarkson driving into the plums in the supermarket..... never in doubt!
"My gentlemans area." Swear to christ, May has some of the most delightfully eloquent speech patterns ever witnessed by mankind.
Me, when I have to get to work in 4 minutes: Yeah, I've got time to enjoy this!
1:15 YEEET
0:21: my favourite one
Jeremy's flare jeans make it whole load more funnier 🤣🤣🤣
Genuis little compilation
0:22 Jeremy, AAH AAAH AAAAAAAH, me plums🏎🍒🤕😵😣
"Not giving him mouth-to-mouth, that's for sure."
Warning: wait to take a sip until after the video.
1:43 oh my god the amout of times ive seen something like that xD never gets old
"wedding vegetables" 😂🤣😆
When I worked inventory, this was the time of year when we'd start counting all the Asian food markets around. They're always filled with obligatory gallons of plum wine. I could not scan a single bottle without hearing Jeremy Clarkson's "In the plums" in my head.
this is what we needed
You missed the best one :( "youve frozen my goolies" from top gear garden force
"Plums" is one British-ism I will always appreciate.
The gentleman’s compilation.
The last clip is too good
In the plums got me fallin 1:18
Thr noise Clarkson makes when Coulthard hits him with the paintball is amazing
Gimp clarkson rolling around on the floor in a mask clutching his plums is quite something...
1:15 In The Plums!!!😂😂😂
In the right one my favorite one 🤣🤣🤣
"In the plums" 😂😂😂 good old Jezza ❤
Missed the "my plums are in the Amazon" from Bolivia special.
IN THE PLUMBS!!!