@@Bronasaxon He hates it because it is another boring soccer mom mobile. It's sort of how I feel if I see yet another little crossover ahead of me on the road. Crossovers are the reason nearly all of the cool sedans are extinct. They also don't ride as well as a real car would. They ride more like an older truck for the most part.
I like the fact that he's surrounded by his friends exploding things around him so much that he doesn't even flinch at a random explosion when that other guy shat himself
If you showed this to someone who had no idea what top gear was and told them it was the number 1 motoring show in the world they would struggle to believe you
4:10 I mean, I can understand May's general sentiment about those two tossers. I wouldn't have shared with them, either. But for using only slice of bread in a two-slot toaster, he deserved what was coming shortly after that section, Clarkson reversing into the other side and knocking all of May's breakfast over.
I dearly hope that some where in the uk lives someone with two male dogs and one female dog. one called Clarkson, one called may and one called Hammond...
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Make sure to watch Part 1 if you haven’t ruclips.net/video/Vnk0wml8G0M/видео.html
it's got copyright claimed... 😢
What I love about May is that he unleashes the Oxford English Dictionary on the other two and ends it with either "Idiot," "Pillock," or "Muppet."
Either that or his sailor slang.
One of May's best quotes "Clarkson you infintile Pillock"
@@hannesscheepers1281you're tidying that up!
@@hannesscheepers1281 There was another really good one... I dont remember in which episode it was but he once said "Hammond you witless dishcloth" 🤣
@Simon-mt5jf That was from Grand Tour Season 3 Episode 1, the Detroit Racetrack through the factory. One of the funniest insults from Mr May
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED, MAN!
And thus an entire sub-culture was born
You read this but you actually hear James May.
I had this bomb.. and it.. that will buff out..
Most british thing, I've ever heard.
"HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOUVE REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY" will always be one of my favourite lines lol
something about it is so funny
Maybe it’s that he’s so specific 💀
It's like he had it preloaded ready to fire
Roses are Red,
You’ll remember this and I’m sorry,
0:09
Best insult ever. The other being James shouting Clarkson;!
Fully rigged rate A1 ocean-going pillock is my new favorite insult
I say this for the Brits: they got some of the best vocabularies in their insults.
@@talkshow69 Its better that James May said OCEAN GOING instead of Maritime.
What does it even mean? English isn't my first language
0:58
Jeremy: "Don't just drive off, Hammond... Hammond... HAMMOOOOND! >:("
Richard: ":D"
James: ":D"
"My testicles have retreated"
That line had me wheezing
3:30
What episode is this
@@bobjane3887 We don't need to know that!
@@bobjane3887oh Canada is the name of the episode.
“Breakfast is reserved for my friends, and none of them are here”
This is maybe my favourite thing May has ever said
0:37 my absolute favourite. I can believe Hammond was being genuine about this.
“I DON’T LIKE BEING IN THE BLOODY WATER!”
He’s a Birmingham boy through and through
I've never seen anyone been more expressive than he was in that moment , he nearly like , LIFTS out of the water with anger.
"IM FROM BIRMINGHAM!"
also hes said the same in every episode he ended up being in water. both top gear and grand tour. so, like jame's fear of heights, its very real..
I will never tire of hearing James May shout ‘CLARKSOOOON!!!’😂
It was my ringtone for a while but it gave me both a scare and a laugh whenever I got a phonecall😂
0:38
*wriggles* "i doNT Like BEiNg iN the bLoODy WatEr!!"
😆😆
"im from birmingham"
Oddly glad to see Hammond can swing a sledge properly
hammond is a small man but he's fit as fuck and strong too.
He’s a small but angry man. Course he can swing a hammer
I hate seeing a Toyota get beaten up, but let's face it- that car was a piece of crap😂
What is the story behind that model of car and why does he hate it?
@@Bronasaxon He hates it because it is another boring soccer mom mobile. It's sort of how I feel if I see yet another little crossover ahead of me on the road. Crossovers are the reason nearly all of the cool sedans are extinct. They also don't ride as well as a real car would. They ride more like an older truck for the most part.
Can’t believe you left out the most under appreciated one:
“HAMMOND, YOU SODDING TIC-TAC!”
0:39 that’s the angriest Hammond I have ever seen
I've heard that the episode that 1:30 was taken from, Hammond was beyond pissed off, he would've been out for blood he was that angry
You never saw cyclist Hammond
St Petersburg episode
Jeremy's repeated shouting when he gets angry is the best
"Hammond! Hammond!"
I wonder if Hammonds parents know just much he hated that car? 🤣🤣🤣
No joke 🤣
2:42 Watch carefully and you'll see a piece of the headlamp fly inches past Hammond's face and yet, he remains undeterred; blind rage at the MPV!
I lost it at “oh you got a mirror left “
😂
the mirror:
@@NathanielPiscian Yeah so did I 😂
@@NathanielPiscian I was expecting him to say something to the effect of: "Not anymore," after smashing the mirror off too 😂
1:16 CLARKSOOOON!!!!!😡😡😡😡 CLARKSOOOOON!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡 WHERES MY ROOF!!!?!!?😡😡😡😡
So satisfying to hear both May and Clarkson yell Hammond's name at times for some reason.
I like the fact that he's surrounded by his friends exploding things around him so much that he doesn't even flinch at a random explosion when that other guy shat himself
CLARKSON! CLARKSON! Where's my roof???
3:43 Clarksoooon
And then Tyler Toney from Dude Perfect comes along and does the rage monster
1:15 Clarksooon Clarksooon
WHERE'S MY ROOF?!
@@Nezerac_ and then Tyler Toney from Dude Perfect comes along and does the rage monster
"I decided to ignite my collapsed sun."
"Right."
*flips switch"
"CLARKSOOON!!!"
2:41 this is how I feel to a Jeep Renegade and FIATS when working on them.
1:16 RICHARD HAMMOND: CLARKSON!!! CLARKSON!!! WHERE'S MY ROOF?!
ENJOY YOUR DAY ON YOUR BICYCLE!
BASTARD!
😡🤬
"YOU'RE THE ALLEGRO ESTATE OF MODERN TIMES!"
Says Richard Hammond as he wails on a Nissan Juke.
That was a Toyota he beat up..
For such a short guy, Hammond has a real tall temper
I like the way that they get angry with each other by shouting their surname
There's a CLARKSOOON ringtone online, just google it😂
3:43 is now my alarm clock
I can summarize this video with: " CLARKSON!!!!!"
0:09 JEREMY CLARKSON: HAMMOND, YOU IDIOT! YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!
"YOU BASTARD" AT 2:38
The insults are part of what made top gear so great
"Ocean-going"
If you showed this to someone who had no idea what top gear was and told them it was the number 1 motoring show in the world they would struggle to believe you
"CLAARKSOOON!! WHERE'S MY ROOF!!??"
4:14 the flinch of a man that done 3 tours for his country and got the worst flashback of an IED 😂😂😂
4:10 I mean, I can understand May's general sentiment about those two tossers. I wouldn't have shared with them, either. But for using only slice of bread in a two-slot toaster, he deserved what was coming shortly after that section, Clarkson reversing into the other side and knocking all of May's breakfast over.
Silence pillock
I love it any time a clip has James calling Jezza a muppet
CLARKSON CLARKSOOOON WHERES MY ROOOOOOFF
0:25 is there an uncensored version of Hammond?
4:14 guy filled his trunks
"Look what you've done to my bloody shed man!" remains the greatest insult in history.
0:25 hilarious
0.25 that’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.
Hammond! You've reversed into the sports lorry !
What episode is the one from 3:03 from? I genuinely can't recall
That silverado was very beautiful in my opinion
expert
I dearly hope that some where in the uk lives someone with two male dogs and one female dog. one called Clarkson, one called may and one called Hammond...
Loved the comment from Captain Slow. The reason I haven't made breakfast for you is because my friends aren't here.....
0.43. Did Hammond just admit that Brummies can't swim?😂
Yes.
Yes he did.
The grand just copies and stages the funniest moments of top gear
Accurate? 👌 After all the hate their "replacements" on Top Gear got, for being blatant copies of them... Oh, the irony.
@@stepha5926 I meant the old top gear moments with the now grand tour cast. I couldn't give you a single name of the new cast.
Wish they made more episodes
Richard is a angry midget who beats up cars lol
And looking Smashing while doing it
cLArKsOoOoOnNnN*2 wHeReS mY rOoF?
And then Tyler Toney from Dude Perfect comes along and does the rage monster
What’s the episode where Hammond has that hellcat and Jeremy has that ass
Bruh that Toyota is build like a Nokia. New cars would crumble getting hit like that with hammer
Real talk how did Jeremy not actually kill anybody with that dynamite blast?
That was almost certainly staged
Funny as fuck
0:37
😄
CLARKSON!
Birmingham
1:15
Where did Hammond find a baseball bat in the UK, Don’t they play locust or cricket or something like that
Rounders
The game where more skill is involved as the bat is smaller, but with Hammond swinging it the bloody thing looks massive.@@peter7582
Im not comfortable, I'm from Birmingham
im sorry.. but what was that Toyota Van hammong was smashing O_o
And then Tyler Toney from Dude Perfect comes along and does the rage monster
The Toyota Picnic.
@@MysteriousPerson1447 TT's Rage Monster is always entertaining
I want my steering wheel back, you Muppet
I would be willing to give alot of money just to sit on the side at every prank 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:00 2:37
I’d like to see Jeremy Clarkson fighting
And the bbc made themselves look ridiculous by cancelling their best selling programme. PATHETIC.
00:03:20
scripted posh public school boy rage at it's best.
Omg I truly hate the fact that Jeremy still breathes the air that humans do
If youve never sincerely thought about killing your friend hes not really your friend
00:04:21 😂😂😂
This is very very extremely funniest ever 😂
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