Clarkson, May, Hammond "I Would Rather" Compilation

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  • @callumhardy5098
    @callumhardy5098 2 года назад +635

    Strangely enough Jeremy has never had a Vauxhall vectra but he has had double pneumonia.

  • @theguythatmakesyoumad3834
    @theguythatmakesyoumad3834 2 года назад +810

    Im missing Hammonds "I would rather look at one of your dingleberries" in response to Clarksons design of the Hamerhead Eagle i-Thrust

    • @NairbNroh
      @NairbNroh 2 года назад +10

      I was going to comment this 😂

    • @dbclass4075
      @dbclass4075 2 года назад +12

      It was Geoff at that time before the rename.

    • @laurencesnee8362
      @laurencesnee8362 Год назад +1

      And Jeremy saying "As something to live with every day, I would rather have bird flu" when talking about the Corvette ZO6.

  • @Rutgerman95
    @Rutgerman95 Год назад +150

    0:48 I love how Hammond lights up hearing people mention his little old Opel Kadett

  • @michaelcurtin524
    @michaelcurtin524 Год назад +77

    The look Hammond had when he said "Who said Oliver." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BedsitBob
    @BedsitBob 2 года назад +372

    "Can you use a car engine, as a musical instrument?"
    Yes, you can, as Hamster found out, when he drove the Formula 1 car.

    • @sharpfalcon6196
      @sharpfalcon6196 2 года назад +7

      And the Spaniel also tried his own luck with the TG theme tune with car engines.

    • @clydedavies5155
      @clydedavies5155 2 года назад +6

      James orchestrated the theme w exhaust notes once I recall

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 2 года назад

      hamster xD

    • @diobrando6245
      @diobrando6245 2 года назад +6

      "is car engine a instrument?"
      "no Clarkson, car engine is not an instrument"

  • @WorldTravelXL
    @WorldTravelXL 2 года назад +1221

    Do a “baby Jesus” compilation!

  • @Moakmeister
    @Moakmeister 2 года назад +178

    6:48 “I’d rather listen to my own firing squad.”
    Now that made me laugh. Good one.

  • @dr.kandzija2331
    @dr.kandzija2331 2 года назад +31

    Brief from Kiera Knightley saying she is disappointed but she understands. Brilliant

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith01841 7 месяцев назад +16

    0:45 RICHARD'S PRECIOUS REACTION WHEN SOMEONE SAID OLIVER 🥺🥹🫶🏻

  • @matthewwells8236
    @matthewwells8236 2 года назад +224

    0:35 aged well

    • @cheekymonkey7942
      @cheekymonkey7942 2 года назад

      Why? Because double pneumonia is a disease? ?? Not everything related to illness is relevant now just because of some spastic virus ffs

    • @joshuafoy9355
      @joshuafoy9355 2 года назад +12

      @@cheekymonkey7942 nah i think he was referring to the fact that Jeremy Clarkson got pneumonia a couple years back. Nothing to do with Rona😂

    • @cheekymonkey7942
      @cheekymonkey7942 2 года назад +1

      @@joshuafoy9355oh

    • @BrapBrapDorito
      @BrapBrapDorito 2 года назад +5

      @@cheekymonkey7942 he’s talking about clarkson having pneumonia you clot

    • @regularbloke2117
      @regularbloke2117 Год назад +3

      Atleast he doesnt have a vectra

  • @diobrando6245
    @diobrando6245 2 года назад +44

    "your house is just full with the pictures of Queen"

  • @kidneyfailure4620
    @kidneyfailure4620 Год назад +34

    8:14 unironically now that exact Caterham is probably priceless

  • @padraigodonnell6081
    @padraigodonnell6081 Год назад +16

    "And your house is full of pictures of the Queen" 🤣

  • @flare8601
    @flare8601 2 года назад +26

    She's disappointed but she understands lol

  • @decodolly1535
    @decodolly1535 2 года назад +225

    "Sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis". How does his brain get to those places?

  • @RedfishCarolina
    @RedfishCarolina Год назад +37

    Watching May laugh his ass off is priceless

  • @andrewvanhalen1984
    @andrewvanhalen1984 11 месяцев назад +16

    "I would have double pneumonia than a Vectra"
    Careful what you wish for, Clarkson 😅

  • @Furykidxxx
    @Furykidxxx Год назад +10

    You know shit's funny when May bursts into his choking penguin laugh!

  • @robertsteel3563
    @robertsteel3563 2 года назад +50

    2:33 What's up with that smooth transition?!

  • @vitriolicAmaranth
    @vitriolicAmaranth Год назад +17

    I respect Hammond saying "I wouldn't" just on the offchance that he one day gets a shot with Keira Knightley.

  • @geobroproman739
    @geobroproman739 2 года назад +84

    You missed the one after when Jeremy foolishly breaks the cardboard loo he had someone from the audience set up: "Do You know what, honestly, I'd rather just crap myself"

    • @applejuice5272
      @applejuice5272 2 года назад +1

      I think I just did!

    • @KevinKickChannel
      @KevinKickChannel 2 года назад

      Missed the one where Claskson said he would rather present next week's show whilst gently cupping James' scrotum

  • @jamesdeanseternaldreams2232
    @jamesdeanseternaldreams2232 11 месяцев назад +9

    0:35
    Jeremy - i would rather have double pneumonia than drive a vectra
    God - and i took that personally

  • @areteees
    @areteees Год назад +5

    2:28 "Your house is just full of pictures of the Queen"🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @Rena152
    @Rena152 2 года назад +16

    I like that detail that you left the part where Jeremy says "and on that bombshell it's time to end, goodnight" at the end of the video

  • @RoScFan
    @RoScFan 2 года назад +187

    You know what... that does actually bring up a good point. Why is there a problem with water getting in the fuel in aircraft and not a problem with car petrol tanks?

    • @federico339
      @federico339 2 года назад +57

      The two reasons that spring to mind are:
      [Note I'm just writing what I remember, I haven't fact checked this]
      1 - in case of fuel contamination which reduces your engine power or kills your engine you don't risk your life. Even for multi engines aircraft, if something is wrong with the fuel it has the chance of killing all engines (which is obviously very dangerous)
      2 - water is more dense then jet fuel or gasoline/petrol and diesel, so in an aircaft, if there are the right conditions there is a risk that water bubbles form on the bottom of the fuel tank and get ingested, potentially clogging up the fuel system (which I assume is more finicky than a car). See - British Airways flight 38

    • @ccitationx7045
      @ccitationx7045 2 года назад +36

      Someone else has replied some of the main reasons, but the other main one they didn't mention is that aircraft fuel tanks are much more exposed to rain than car ones. Because they are much more in the open inside the wings, any rain is much more likely to find it's way into the tank than in a car tank.

    • @dbclass4075
      @dbclass4075 2 года назад +22

      @@federico339 It isn't bubbles, it is ice. That flight is Boeing 777, can fly high enough to reach temperatures that affects fuel.
      Cessna 152 have lower altitude, but the water issue remains: engine ingesting water instead of fuel.

    • @elnyoutube123
      @elnyoutube123 2 года назад +13

      Because if it happens in a plane you die

    • @KevinKickChannel
      @KevinKickChannel 2 года назад +11

      Because you can't just pull over to the side of the road when your plane has a malfunction while flying

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear Год назад +13

    Early seasons; “I’d rather have the Subaru…”
    Later seasons; “I’d rather have treble-pneumonia…”

  • @Sweaty__Sheep
    @Sweaty__Sheep 2 года назад +34

    The cairn has always wrecked me 😂

  • @VramanNoodles
    @VramanNoodles 2 года назад +29

    I was waiting for the Chrysler PT Cruiser Convertible one where Jeremy said, “It costs 15,000 pounds? I’d rather eat 15,000 pounds.”

  • @GauravMishra9200
    @GauravMishra9200 6 месяцев назад +2

    That Porsche rant by Clarkson is hilarious.

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo 2 года назад +108

    Talking about that Aston convertible.
    Jeremy: I would rather be in this than in Kiera Knightley
    People on RUclips who commented on this clip in other vids: I would rather be in this _then_ in Kiera Knightley
    Me, an intellectual: I would rather be in this _while_ in Kiera Knightley

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 2 года назад +7

      Me: F*ck the Aston, I'll take Kiera.

    • @c63w204W
      @c63w204W Год назад

      If you have the Aston, you're probably rich and posh enough to be with Keira

  • @Czechmate88
    @Czechmate88 Год назад +4

    “I’d rather listen to my own firing squad”
    Such a quick line but wow is that harsh

  • @ashleyclarey5274
    @ashleyclarey5274 Год назад +2

    'This just in from Kiera Knightly, shes disappointed but understands'

  • @batmanbeyond5766
    @batmanbeyond5766 2 года назад +20

    You forgot the time when Jeremy said he would rather cup James crouch

    • @jeremyfong5684
      @jeremyfong5684 2 года назад +2

      "I would rather present next week's show while gently cupping James' scrotum

    • @derlangsame4471
      @derlangsame4471 2 года назад

      I tell you one thing I would rather do, is presenting the next week show while gently cupping James's scrotum.

  • @gingerbreadzak
    @gingerbreadzak 2 года назад +6

    I didn't expect that paul scholes one 🤣🤣

  • @jeanlongsden1696
    @jeanlongsden1696 2 года назад +40

    a maggot infested wound is a good thing, as they eat all the infection. they even do this in hospitals.

    • @formulafish1536
      @formulafish1536 2 года назад +21

      If they are there because the hospital put them there, you are correct.
      If it happens outside of the hospital then you’re at extreme chance of infection because the maggots aren’t bred in a controlled environment, but are rather bred by disgustingly germy flies that will make any wound infected

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 года назад +1

      Yep, it's known as maggot therapy. Turns out they're really good at cleaning out dead and decaying flesh without touching living flesh

  • @biddybim4131
    @biddybim4131 Год назад +4

    IncT top gear compilations > anyone else

  • @ThabaniTBowseHadebe0909
    @ThabaniTBowseHadebe0909 2 года назад +9

    "I'd rather listen to my own firing squad" LMAO!!

  • @taylorrzepecki2064
    @taylorrzepecki2064 2 года назад +8

    I guess Jeremy shouldn't have made the double pneumonia joke

  • @fionnduffy9988
    @fionnduffy9988 2 года назад +14

    I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables

    • @Sweaty__Sheep
      @Sweaty__Sheep 2 года назад +5

      I think there's a category for that...

    • @Thomas_Bergel
      @Thomas_Bergel 2 года назад +4

      @@Sweaty__Sheep
      And it‘s called autocannibalism...
      Ha! AUTOcannibalism!

  • @ygorules2
    @ygorules2 2 года назад +4

    0:33 - this aged well

  • @itsamerby4270
    @itsamerby4270 2 года назад +40

    I must've watched Top Gear reruns hundreds of times, but I keep finding bits of music that I recognise! Example: the music at 1:15 is Jynweythek Ylow by Aphex Twin. I would have been 6 when that segment first aired, but I only started listening to his music 10+ years later. It's weird, but in a way Top Gear shaped my music taste.

    • @ooferrell
      @ooferrell 2 года назад +1

      Yeah and don't forget they also play lots of Boards of Canada too which is one of my favorite electronic bands

    • @gseric4721
      @gseric4721 2 года назад

      Wow, can't say I've gotten to that point yet.

    • @EricHamm
      @EricHamm 2 года назад +5

      Whoever was in charge of music really had their thumb on the pulse of what was truly great at the time. Even if you don't recognize the song I recommend you find it and play it cause you will probably like it too. Finding new music you like a delight and I bet the DJ revealed a lot of bands to a lot of people.

    • @markmartin2819
      @markmartin2819 2 года назад +1

      I also recognise many bands I listen today such as Queens of the stone Age, UNKLE or The strokes in those early seasons, which were the ones I watched the most as a kid

    • @merlin5476
      @merlin5476 Год назад

      And not forgetting Killing joke doing Pandemonium.

  • @schoey13
    @schoey13 Год назад

    Queen compilation

  • @suveshsewrajh2083
    @suveshsewrajh2083 2 года назад +1

    The Porsche segment cracks me up

  • @Tony-112
    @Tony-112 Год назад +1

    Hammond hating the Austin was hilarious.

  • @NineteenEighty8
    @NineteenEighty8 Год назад +1

    UNDERRATED CHANNEL.

  • @itisjustmeagain
    @itisjustmeagain Год назад +1

    It feels so strange hearing one of my favorite Aphex tracks come up in the background on Top Gear 😂

  • @GildaLee27
    @GildaLee27 2 года назад +5

    And on that bombshell, it's time to end. Thank you very much for watching. Good night.

  • @evan_ack
    @evan_ack 2 года назад +7

    Compilation of May saying "Cock!"

  • @herceg6772
    @herceg6772 2 года назад +5

    I’ve never seen “some say” compilation

  • @ltrtg13
    @ltrtg13 2 года назад +13

    I wonder how much the "Special Edition" Top Gear edition of the Caterham is worth now. Has gone up to 15 pence?

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 2 года назад +1

      And that's supposed to be good???? LOL As if that's anything to celebrate.

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 Год назад +1

    0:51 My genuine reaction when I was asked if I'm watching Fury/Paul.

  • @prathamkataria7570
    @prathamkataria7570 2 месяца назад

    It's amazing how influential they were in forming the public opinion of a car. There were cars whose sales were drastically affected simply because of their positive or negative review.

  • @tiraderodeTori_
    @tiraderodeTori_ 2 года назад +4

    lol, my first time arriving early
    really fun compilation btw!

  • @Thwack992
    @Thwack992 2 года назад +1

    1:20 actually just sounds like an old man complaining on his way to pick up his medicine.

  • @1gab
    @1gab 2 года назад +2

    You missed the "I would rather look at the back of a baboon than looking at the back of a Prius" 😂

  • @frds_skce
    @frds_skce 2 года назад +7

    1:09 I love seeing Clarkson just shitting all over the renowned car of my country, Malaysia

    • @JoshuaC923
      @JoshuaC923 2 года назад

      It's faster than a Ferrari on the North south highway🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kymsheba
    @kymsheba 3 месяца назад

    lol, Jeremy Clarkson going off is one of the greatest thing in this show the chemistry between these 3 are once in a generation. lol =Z=

  • @malnfc8565
    @malnfc8565 2 года назад

    Missed the best one

  • @brettbynes2286
    @brettbynes2286 2 года назад +3

    I'd rather listen to my own firing squad 🤣🤣🤣

  • @oversteer_9339
    @oversteer_9339 Год назад +1

    Dude that Caterham's value is probably insane now

  • @FinnishGuy47
    @FinnishGuy47 7 месяцев назад +2

    There's one bit from season 5 that isn't here, where Clarkson and Hammond hated the Chrysler PT Cruiser Cabriolet, and said:
    Hammond: "Right, news of another car. It's the PT Cruiser Cabriolet, have a look at this. I've got one question: How much *don't* you want that car?!"
    Clarkson: "How much is it?"
    Hammond: It's 17 and a haa-, oh I can't even look at it... £17 500."
    C: "£17 500? I would rather eat 17 500 pounds, in pound coins!"
    H: "I'd rather eat £17 500 worth of... gravel, all of it, than that."
    C: "You know how Socrates died? He drank hemlock, because the alternative was to have a Greek soldier put his fist up his bottom and pull his heart out.
    I'd rather have the Greek soldier... *Imitates the situation* 'Go on! OOH THIS SMARTS! MY HEART'S COMING DOWN MY BACK PASSAGE, BUT AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A PT CONVERTIBLE!' Look at it! What the hell were they thinking of?!"
    You can watch that bit in this video :D
    ruclips.net/video/Eef_HyBKuoM/видео.htmlsi=MBi9TXDdg9bt5Iao&t=1127

  • @lordcegese1385
    @lordcegese1385 2 года назад +9

    Make a brown compilation

  • @ryanmann1416
    @ryanmann1416 Месяц назад

    1:21 “Brakes are rubbish, Rides rubbish, Seats are rubbish, (tap tap) that’s rubbish”

  • @kymsheba
    @kymsheba 3 месяца назад

    The Amazon series is fantastic not too much like the old Top Gear but similar and much more enjoyable :)

  • @MrFlippicat
    @MrFlippicat 2 года назад +1

    "Would anybody here drive a car that I built?" Says the man who invented the future with the P45

  • @kubek555
    @kubek555 2 года назад +3

    I would rather be inside Paul Scholes hahahaha

  • @theforcer1762
    @theforcer1762 2 года назад +4

    Can't believe Top Gear is not on a streaming service...

    • @HUNrobar
      @HUNrobar 11 месяцев назад

      Some seasons are on amazon prime

  • @BabulAli
    @BabulAli Год назад

    1:05 I'm glad Clarkson approves of my car.

  • @faxxzc
    @faxxzc 2 года назад +4

    You forgot the „i would rather have bird flu“ from the corvette c6 z06 test

  • @markcf83
    @markcf83 2 месяца назад

    I would rather watch a compilation of the old Top Gear than the entire series of the new one.

  • @Daniel-ld5im
    @Daniel-ld5im 2 года назад

    "I can imagine what Mercedes was using for inspiration, LOOK A PILE OF STONES!"

  • @starfleethastanks
    @starfleethastanks 2 года назад +1

    double "pneumonia"

  • @rohanpatel7472
    @rohanpatel7472 2 года назад +6

    How about a „Excuses“ Compilation?

  • @ridgegamer735
    @ridgegamer735 2 года назад

    Damn and Blast Compliation

  • @Veyron722skyhook
    @Veyron722skyhook Год назад +1

    There's one you missed about a PT convertible and "the Greek soldier"

  • @gedhoughton9523
    @gedhoughton9523 2 года назад +1

    I would rather be inside Paul Scholes…..
    🤣 💀

  • @dendanskehelt4296
    @dendanskehelt4296 2 года назад +1

    I have an Opel Vectra...

  • @babybenz.190
    @babybenz.190 2 года назад +4

    2:18 What episode is this, with the W221 and the W140? 👀

  • @Crabbiy
    @Crabbiy 2 года назад +1

    Reminds me of psychicpebbles

  • @iambiggus
    @iambiggus Год назад

    Would anyone be able to point me in the direction of the episode that's featured at 4:40? It didn't look familiar and I'm wondering if I managed to miss it. Thanks!

  • @L_U-K_E
    @L_U-K_E Год назад

    3:02 lmao

  • @gianniskatsios8033
    @gianniskatsios8033 Год назад

    3:09😂

  • @kingsize127
    @kingsize127 Год назад

    What about the News segment where they talked about what they’d rather do than have a convertible PT Cruiser?

  • @davidcoulter1058
    @davidcoulter1058 2 года назад +1

    You missed one from the economy run from Switzerland to Blackpool.

  • @aleksavucetic5922
    @aleksavucetic5922 2 года назад +1

    1:33😬

  • @flacjacket
    @flacjacket 2 месяца назад

    I bet that caterham would fetch more than 100k at auction.

  • @ready2fishnow
    @ready2fishnow 6 месяцев назад

    "I would rather "suck the sinus infection out of a bloody nose, rather than watch top gear, without these gentlemen! #banter

  • @fionnduffy9988
    @fionnduffy9988 2 года назад

    Do a “well… when I say” compilation

  • @TangoSuckaa1
    @TangoSuckaa1 Год назад +2

    I bet if that caterham is still about it’s worth a hell of a lot more than a normal one

  • @Faris-fw1xn
    @Faris-fw1xn 2 года назад +5

    1:25 that Myvi can beat any car at Malaysia,even Ferrari lost to it..we call it KING,why?? Bcoz you will find yourself at the gutter if trying to mess with it..

    • @JoshuaC923
      @JoshuaC923 2 года назад

      Yes the king😂😂😂

  • @saunders-roe9806
    @saunders-roe9806 10 месяцев назад

    U forgot the one where they did the Switzerland to Blackpool challenge, Jeremy says at the begging he would rather go in some VW polo than James' car

  • @themedic7933
    @themedic7933 2 года назад +1

    2:48 the woman behind Richard here looks like him if he was female

  • @ultrajd
    @ultrajd 23 дня назад

    OK, as the years have gone by, I still don’t understand this. During the bed where Jeremy is talking about the interior of a car that he basically turned into a cottage he mentions that if it were Richard, he would have a horse in it, which granted, if I recall correctly, he does live on a ranch. But I don’t understand what’s so funny about, having James with a house full of pictures of the queen.

  • @tahaahamed4316
    @tahaahamed4316 Год назад

    3:13

  • @muhamadirfaan3329
    @muhamadirfaan3329 2 года назад

    0:38 well he had a pneumonia once so.....

  • @aguruattapiano
    @aguruattapiano 7 месяцев назад

    "It has the sex appeal of a cammel... with gingivitis"
    How does he come up with this stuff?? 😂😂

    • @automation7295
      @automation7295 4 месяца назад

      Because he can.

    • @automation7295
      @automation7295 4 месяца назад

      Everyone can come up with different and random stuff.

  • @yurrickhunt9707
    @yurrickhunt9707 2 года назад

    “I would rather be inside Paul Scholes”

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 2 года назад

      I would rather superglue my asshole shut, I'd rather drown in diarrhea, I'd rather fuckin' eat my fuckin' balls off than be subjected to another TG episode.

  • @pixelnazgul
    @pixelnazgul 9 месяцев назад

    The 6 door lancia is good (but illegal... like mclaren f1)

  • @danielwiseman5717
    @danielwiseman5717 Год назад

    😅😊😅😮

  • @pranit_7D
    @pranit_7D 3 месяца назад

    Do a compilation of _______ is a sentence that has never been said before.