Clarkson, Hammond, May Making Fun of Environmentalists Compilation
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- Опубликовано: 14 июл 2021
- also making fun of al gore and the environment. questionable if some clips are making fun of them.
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“What do we want , a Range Rover , when do we want it , as soon as we can arrange easy finance”🤣🤣
Time stamp?
@@vipinhanzo911 15:32
@@falley280otb4 thanks
Hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
I've looked at the calculations and u are completely right :-|
"It does 0.18 miles to the gallon" is the best jab at environmentalist, ever.
To be honest that is insane. Still wonder how big the tank is because they managed a full lap of the track.
It's rather short track so at that rate a gas tank from a Ford F-150(26gal) would do the trick but I'd assume it has something much larger than that. Probably closer to the size of a F-250 or 350 (34gal - 48gal).
Just say "it does about five gallons to a mile" at that point lmao
4:15 for anyone finding it
I still love the part where Geldof tells Jeremy to be more environmentally aware. This is the same Geldof with a private jet, yacht , 3 homes.
The rules are for thee, not for me.
@@ThePolishTraveller Nothing gets me angrier faster than elitism, that and the fact that they lie about our 'impact' on the environment because they have to create a crisis to justify their draconian controls on our (not theirs, remember) lives, and the fact that not a single one of their absurd climate predictions has come true, put them in the fuck-you-I'm-going-to-drive-what-I-want column.
Geldolf is a white saviour cockroach, he'd do well to get his personal life in order before trying to correct any perceived wrongs in the world.
Why else do you think Jeremy rolls his eyes that hard?
And I reckon the rest of The Boom Town Rats are just as bad.
Tonight on Green Gear, Richard sets fire to a Prius, James throws up on AL Gore, and I eat a polar bear cub steak.
I don't know why but I read this in Hammond's voice. Replace Richard with "an orangutan" and it is even funnier
MMM . DAT baby back prime polar bear rib "licks fingers"
1:38 "I am very aware of the environment and I'm still not interested in it" this made me laugh more then I wanted
🤣 and he runs a farm now.
THAN!
That one caught me when I saw the show...so damn funny
I think he meant the environment at the time, where he is talking to someone that he doesn't agree with. But I could be wrong.
Yup.
"...I think we'll kick a couple of barn owls to death just for fun." I wonder what the farmer Clarkson has to say about that.
Now you know why he installed those owl houses...
:P
@@Ocastia Towel rails.
"My dog stepped on a bee, my shirt is made of leafs" 💀💀💀
amber turd
Definition of green car.
Environmentalist - Prius
Top Gear - a ‘green’ Lamborghini Murciélago
XD
It was green. And doesn't decompose and leak acid into a landfill years.
Well it's technically green, so he's not entirely wrong
or a hummer with a 9v battery
Worst enemy: Dodge
6:10 ”Polar bears the size of hatchbacks!”
Never fails to crack me up
It's literal.
With a length of 2.4 to 3 metres and a shoulder height of 1.2 to 1.6 metres, male polar bears are the size of a Smart Fortwo.
Seeing Clarkson and Hammond get 15 years younger in a second really troubled me 7:25
What disturbs me is how ugly he has always been.
And James May being replaced by a large man that (in my mind thatd be called boring) was very interesting
That was from season 1.James May came in season 2.
@@MrFirefox Clarckson? Not ugly? He s incredibly ugly. Young, old, doesnt matter.
@@RoScFan ok but who cares, youre probably no better mate
I love how 90% of this is Clarkson being Clarkson lol
Jeremy: "Don't bring your stupid environmental ideas onto the road, because somebody is going to get killed"
*Scene cuts to Jeremy towing a glass greenhouse on a trailer*
On a private track…
...on a track.
Did you know a rimac crashed somewhere in the swiss mountains?
@@bryanwegman7258 Really? (Me: 3:19) I had no idea!
@@kadenw968 yeah! Ain't that crazy? The guy did have an awefull record. Has crashed a lot of cars.
I grew up on this show. I have an undergrad degree in environmental science and this show is still my guilty pleasure. The car I was gifted takes premium gas and has a beautiful engine. You don't have to eat salad and walk everywhere, you've still got to enjoy life; it's several corporations and governments who aren't willing to change, not consumers. Drive the damn car, just not over moss and into trees.
Did you pay tax on the car that you were gifted?
Also mate... electricity is not really sourced sustainably enough..finer engines are still(at present time) the best way to commute
"an undergrad degree in environmental science"...
It must be terrible spending your days asking people whether they would like fries with their order..
@@baldieman64Ouch lol
"I'm going to send it to Greenpeace so they can hang it up in their foyer!" I love it 🤣
Can we please appreciate how tough Richard Hammond is. That dude has some grit.
Balls of steel, yes.
head of iron because he's rolled so many cars xD
I read one of his books a while ago. He couldn't get home one evening from the studio because the roads were blocked because of flooding near his home. but he had promised his daughter he would be home for her birthday the next morning. So he parked his car and ran home. 16 miles home......
@@christopherdean1326omg 🥺🥺
_"In fact, we might kick a couple of barn owls to death just for fun."_
*Jesus Harold Christ!*
@Jesus H. Christ My apologies, comrade.
Wait.. he had some on his "Clarksons Farm" so he intentionally planned that over decades! :O
10:27 this aged very well
there's a reason why they say history repeats...
What situation were they referring to in that clip?
@@isaacW Limitation of freedom to travel and the need to show ID cards, very much like what is being done today with the "vaccine' and how you will not be allowed on a plane or congregate at a large event or gathering like a concert etc etc without proof that you got the shot
@@zackmatulis4094 Oh please
@@drumfeck5970 dont get too upset as you come to realize you're a slave.
10:55
I know what's next and I'm crying for not seeing it in the vid, I've seen it tons of times but it still takes me, such a great vibe when James says "that" line…
(I'm actually surprised that I saw what's before "good news!")
Its the Dacia Sombrero
@@nobedz6688 it's been cancelled!
Oh no! Anyways...
@@Courtesyflush52 No, it's gone on sale on left-hand-drive market!
(good ending unlocked)
@@Courtesyflush52 Dacia Sandero! I've got a new picture!
(neutral ending)
@@andrihusainsudra The Dacia Sandero, it’s been delayed. Oh no!
(normal ending)
You missed out the one where Jeremy took a BMW and Merc estate and parked them outside the pub in Manchester where Greenpeace frequent, talking about how both cars do more damage than a Porsche Cayenne Turbo, but because eco hippies are so focused on high riding 4x4s, the estate car is ignored.
The worst part is how ecofreaks go on about genuine 4x4's and Pickups (cars that actually have some sort of utility, but the typical ecofool is someone who's allergic to hard labour) but ignore the SUV's that pollute the planet because Middle aged women think that they're safer even though they're not safer, less economical, slower, uglier, have less space than an equivalent Hatchback or Estate, and cannot even go offroad despite being built on the same frame as a legit offroader.
@@EyePatchGuy88 *Cough* *Cough* Nissan Juke *Cough* *Cough*
“Oh, good news!”
“What?”
*clip cuts*
Is it the Dacia Sandero?!
@@interstate366 "No. I have secured a Dacia, Duster, being made."
The Dacia Sandero will have electronic brake force distribution.
The ironic thing about the Tahoe getting 21 mpg is in our 85 suburban on the highway we got 20 mpg. That's what the emissions control is doing apparently. 35 years of advancement and it's getting the same mileage as a carburetor run engine.
To be fair, the newer Suburbans have smaller engines, weigh a LOT more, and are far bigger.
So they are actually doing pretty good maintaining the same MPG. LOL
@@TehButterflyEffect I'm not sure what the new ones weigh, ours was around 5500#. And it was the largest body the suburbans ever had, after 91 they started shrinking them again. But for large families they were unmatched, 4 wheel drive, plenty of space and no need for 2 passenger cars to take the whole group.
Exactly, you have a point there. I was recently out looking at newer cars. There was a new Subaru Forrester on offer. It was rated for 25 mpg. Now mind you this is 2022 and a brand new car is rated for 25 mpg. It’s laughable. My 2005 mercury grand marquis gets 26 all day long. Pretty obvious that our advancement has gotten us nowhere
@@themallard1515 The Forester is a fuckoff SUV. The fact it matches your old Sedan is mental.
@@themallard1515 and the Subaru probably weighs almost as much. AWD reduces the mpgs a bit but not a ton, so if it was rwd it would be slightly better but still not a major improvement over the Mercury land yacht. And the Mercury would be more comfortable too.
At 10:19 Jeremy pretty much summarising the last 2 years lol
POV: you are a short sighted drain on society.
@KeiKAndLies
POV: you made that comment looking in a mirror
Maybe do the ''Unfortunately, that wasn't a misprint'' compilation next?
10:20 Uhhh....did Clarkson predict 2020?! Okay, it's official. His genius truly is frightening.
@NightrunnerXM It goes a lot deeper than that. Some say that his genius... it generates gravity
@@douglasbullet6456 So he's the Politi-Stig?
You are absolutely correct. He himself is afraid of his..........
genius
@@kokodjamba6657 almost
But with the Tory party, the true sociopathic Nazis.
Not Labour.
“Al Gore went on to become a twat.”
100% true.
Hopefully he’s busy trying to prove the existence of ManBearPig.
Al Gore..flying on his private planes from huge home to huge home telling everyone how they destroy the environment.
Al Gore was always a twat
Of course if he had been elected (he likely was) he would not have invaded Iraq for WMD. Typical twat.
As an American I can say with confidence Al Gore has always been a twat. His home uses more coal fired electricity then the nearby town uses.
That removing the white line thing is common in Japan, and it works. It’s scary as hell, and makes you drive slower as you pass oncoming traffic. It’s only done on really narrow roads, too; roads that look like they should be one-way. Then again, I might just not be reading the road signs correctly. 😬
Common in the US too, especially in rural areas
@@mediocreman2 yep, we have a lot of those. Most rural low traffic roads have no paint whatsoever
no no, it makes YOU drive slower. rather be in a quick side swipe than a slow one
The way it cuts between clips makes it even funnier. Jeremy finishing with a two or three word sentence.
10:20 that’s the lockdown predicted by Jeremy many many years before the pandemic even took place!
Not the compilation we asked for, but the one we needed
"I'm going to put a 9 volt battery in a Hummer" I think is an underrated gem here 😂😂 13:08
6:30 - I didn't know there was a spouse beater on top gear
Every car has a battery, so technically every car is a hybrid
10:21 well that’s become scarily relevant as of late…
10:15. Well then. He wasn't wrong...
"9 volt battery in a Hummer" Hahaha good one.
James: “Oh, good news!”
Jeremy: “What?”
*Cuts to the next scene*
Me: “What was the good news?”
The Dacia Sandero is going to have wheels!
@@DeadmanGrobbo Nice!
Anyway…
THE NEW DACIA SANDERO IS ALLOWED IN THE UK
The Dacia Sandero will have electronic brake force distribution.
probably something about the dacia sandero
16:40 says the man who spent a whole episode of clarkson's farm trying to errect bird boxes for owls.
10:38 Every now and again Clarkson will show a surprising level of general knowledge: this time it's knowing the name of the KGB's headquarters. This seems to happen about once a decade
CALLUM FAIRWEATHER: "Cows release lots of methane....So by eating cows I'm helping the environment."
Cant really argue with that logic.🤔
Weeeeeell you pretty easily fucking can 😂
Cow farming as a hole damages the environment by using up extra water & creating more greenhouse gas, dependent on demand. Less meat & animal product being bought, the less emissions are produced.
10:15 holy shit ... This aged like fine wine
“Ecomentalists are stupid”
🤣
And bat-shit crazy.
@@wonkothesane8691
And that.
Definitely that
pave the earth! that'll show em
@@wonkothesane8691 yes. I had forgotten how based Clarkson really was.
They ARE Stupid
9:55 to 10:55 Crazy how relevant and spot on they are in 2022. He just described everything that is happening here in canada and im sure elsewhere! crooks the lot of them.
As a bus nerd (the bus was an East lancs lolyne) and a car nerd this is a complicated issue
Do a compilation of them reacting to the interiors of each others' cars.
Its brooowwwwnn
The funniest one was Jeremy having the gasp of his life when he saw the Black and Yellow interior of Hammond's M3.
"It's brown and browner!"
5:35 I actually didn't know that about the Fiesta ST.
Interesting...
What I love about Jeremy is that he comes off as an environment hating assprick, but the flaws he exposes in mainstream/extreme green thinking are spot fucking on.
Like what? He has zero arguments
He is just a cycle hating boomer
@@michaelnguyen940 he's really not. He uses the bicycle himself when he's in London.
@@michaelnguyen940 can you tell me where the metals for batteries come from?
@@mhk5272 do you mean mining lithium and creating plastic engine covers is better for the environment?
Oh how I miss this show.
9:16 to 9:27 Sad truth: most of what he said is correct…
Ive found it not but due to timecode...but due to the call of a petrolhead
So what is "everyone does five" ?
@@opshredderytp I’m guessing 5 miles per hour, either that or he said “everyone does fine”
@@JBBrickman Thanks
@@opshredderytp I always thought that was a bit of an odd 'insult'. Where I live the usually speed is 5 mph over the speed limit. There are plenty of jabs at America he could use "They drive on the wrong side of the road" "Everyone drives a slushbox" "...California"
The BBC wouldn't allow this anymore that's for sure
Fuck the bbc!
I'm not a hater of the new top gear but I just don't feel like watching the newer seasons.
They lost clarkson's rants, that was gold.
The final straw was just the other day on Pointless. Even they're now shoving it down our throats.
Society in general won't allow this on TV anymore.
Pre 2015 was such a good time...
When Top Gear was worth watching.
The part about Stalin, though. Feels so familiar here in the EU…
Jeremy Clarkson - the original ‘influencer’ 😂
10:10 everyone, we are there.
How prophetic was Clarkson on his prediction !
"America has released its economic car of the year"
Hammond: "is it a prius? It's a Toyota Prius"
You're a special one Hammond, kinda obvious Toyota is Japanese
It could be a Honda, Mercedes or BMW. Those are built in the states for the American market.
@@CheapBastard1988 wrong
@@gubgub3275 Honda does have a plant in Ohio and Bmw has a plant in South Carolina and Mercedes has a plant in Alabama
@@gubgub3275 the Honda j series v6 was even designed and manufactured in the US and Toyota trucks for the North American market are manufactured almost exclusively in San Antonio Texas. The majority of American automakers sell cars manufactured in Mexico or Canada
1:11 That soundbyte is from a song called stress, and relevance to the clip nonwithstanding, it's a really good song.
Love when all the world environmentalists held a meeting in Europe, and they all took private planes to it.
John Kerry leading the way.🤪
And they always say "But it's for science" .... Never heard of Skype apparently.
@@ToreDL87 Or, until 2020, Zoom.
All the while singing “RULES FOR THEE BUT NOT FOR ME!”
mmm, so what do you guys propose, then? those private jets, even though they still emit out greenhouse gases, don't cause much change to the environment at all, because the amount is far too small compared to the total emissions the entire aviation industry makes to have an impact
@@jamesbrendan5170 - Didn't you see the comments about Skype and Zoom?
Got an ad for a company trying to extend the life of electric car batteries on this video.
Of course in the ad they didn't actually talk about how bad decomposing batteries are for the environment. Cowards.
And some also say that to make the battery itself is has to be have large pond to dump the sideproduct of battery production which is could not be used...
I do not know either it is a fact or no, but many says similiarly like that what I'm saying...
@@k-getrengganis7401 mh it's not so much the side product, but you need to mine a rare type of dirt, Wich costs a lot of energy, and ruins large parts of the landscape, and you need tonnes of power (Wich could also be used to make hydrogen, for E-Fuels [basically Petrol, Diesel, Kerosin etc., But made out of CO2 and Hydrogen]) to make the battery, the water is just for cooling, and shouldn't be contaminated, unless something goes very wrong.
Also, as a firefighter, electric vehicles are more likely to catch fire and much more difficult and dangerous to put out
@@brumbybailey6599 so, you are a firefighter, and does it likely to catch fire? Cause I didn't know that 😂
@@k-getrengganis7401 I know nothing technical about them, but surely you heard James May saying that after Hammond's crash the Rimac was burning for three days?
When he said "Don't bring your stupid environmental ideas onto the road" didn't anyone thought of the people protesting by sitting on the streets and highways? Clarkson has prophesied. xD
You’re missing the news segment where Jeremy talked about David Cameron driving around on the test track in a hybrid and a G-Wiz
The Amber Heard interview has aged like wine…oh wait…wrong drink…it’s milk
that interview was always strange to me
@@afuzzycreature8387 She didn't look very comfortable. Its almost as if she had soiled herself
I would rather be sprayed by a skunk than be in the same room as Amber Heard
If you people hate Amber Heard so much, why don't you all just go murder her? Men do often want murder women they hate.
12:20 with the Tahoe had me dying 🤣
1:20 Love the small look of fear/shock he gives
10:30 Jeremy predicts 2020 and pandemic measures
You mean he said something vaguely similar in a completely different context. You are aware even Clarkson, a right winger through and through, supports all the measures for preventing and neutralizing the virus, as do all other people with at least half a brain.
@@YourFavouriteDraugr He's old now, but if you're a young healthy male and you're scared of a harmless virus, I've got bad news for your T levels
@@YourFavouriteDraugr The government always uses safety and security as a guise for stripping away human rights and freedom. IDGAF what harmless virus is floating around, I'm not gonna let the state tell me what to wear, where to go, and what to do.
@@YourFavouriteDraugr Why so serious?
@@AverageAlien It may be harmless for young, but the last thing the youth wanted is carrying a pathogen to a person more vulnerable.
And why get riled up with a piece of cloth covering half of face? If government control is what you want to avoid, covering part of the face is the first step to make it difficult for them to identify you.
10:15 This scene hits different in 2021 where we can't go outside, they're introducing vaccine passports and there has been a curfew for more than a year now. Clarkson is a goddamn prophet.
Was just coming down here to say the same thing. Scary.
Well, it's not like these things are being done, just cause. There's a legitimate reason and dismissing it is foolish. And before anyone mentions, yes my family has lost someone.
@@MikMoen how old were they, how fat were they and how many medical complications did they have? Were they vaccinated?
There is no reason for healthy people under the age of 60, none. If you are a healthy person under the age of 60 with no pre existing conditions, there is literally nothing to fear. My 72 year old grandfather had it and recovered just fine, I had it and didnt even know, so did my sister and father, zero symptoms because we take good care of our health.
If you are in that demographic of people at risk, you now have a 0.02% chance of dying from it, same death rates as the yearly flu.
Also, you're justifying Nazism.
@@chickenpotpie4045 covid vaccine=nazism will never not be funny. You just reeeallly want to be oppressed don't you
@@luke6587 Are you okay? What you're saying ia so patently idiotic that I'm unsure how to even respond.
Why would anyone want to be oppressed?
Is pointing out Authoritarian oppression wrong?
Do you have your vaccine passport/gold star?
You really do enjoy controlling other people, don't you? That's called Sociopathy, seek help.
10:15 Limited Movement?...ID Cards?.... Curvews??...sounds like 2020 pandemic stuff
It's only entirely different on both premise and cause.
except we're under a far-right government in the UK right now, full of xenophobic gammons with little Englander mentality while Clarkson the prick was scare mongering about left-wing governments, which New Labour was definitely not.
@@cn2673 lul, you dont thinks so? UKs goverment is mostly a shitty authotarian gouverment but its definity right leaning both culturaly and economically
@@RichO1701e The UK government is far right like Biden is a good president, both claim it to be the truth, but everyone knows it's false.
@@user-tf4lk4fm7i based and checked libertarian bro
Never seen this compilation before ... absolutely love it.
10:17 ...did Clarsky just describe Covid lockdown..
Here's a game: Take a shot every time Jeremy says Al Gore or polar bears
6:35 wow feast your eyes on the sight of Amber Heard admitting she lied!!! I actually remember her interview very well, because i remember thinking oh yeah that's a proper sexy lady. Oh how wrong i was!!
That was amber heart fuuuck 😂 I had a massive crush on her as a wee lad
@@Jupa same here, man. Appearances are deceiving. Thanks for the lesson, Amber.
"the most frizzy haired, sandal enthusiast" HAHAHAHA!!!!
10:27 oh how right he was 😭
What makes this trio god tier is they’ve done actual environmental work while still making fun of the idiots within that community.
Absolute gods playing both sides of the equation
ACTUAL or just like what ecomentalists do?
These boobs have done absolutely no environmental work. All they've ever done is criticize it.
@@tomslastname5560 that's okay we got you to solve the problem
What environmental work have they done? Genuinely curious cuz I haven't heard of any.
@@guywhocantgrowabeard nothing
Legend has it, that car watchers are still waiting to see a bus in the bus lane on the motorway, and have yet to see one.
Fantastic!
10:00
Sounds very similar to current 2022 politics
Dam had me thinking Kevin MacLeod was on Top Gear at 3:54
0:55
Jeremy sound like Gordon Ramsey
I died when hammond said the old car got 0.18 miles per gallon lmfao.
One of the most satisfying compilations from top gear
It's cool that Jeremy and James are the only humans on earth to have driven a truck to the north pole. Talk about bragging rights.. As for Richard it took massive balls to go by dog sled.
That little statement about the “putting an i before the designation of the car” aged quite well. The BMW i3, i8, Volkswagen’s iD line of cars, et cetera.
I thought James was walking in on The Weakest Link for a second at 9:08.
10:17 Litterally what america is trying to do right now and what australia has already done
Germany now too.
In a few months, let alone years, we'll all be slaves of the elite and big corporations. Good riddance to the freedom and liberties we've been enjoying since, for most of us, the WW2 ended. One could conclude the end of the cold war definitely wasn't any good for us occidentals.
10:17 Jeremy Clarkson predicts the government’s response to the pandemic
3:00 unless Kristin Scott Thomas tells you she'll go out with you if you own a G-Wiz
Watching that Amber Heard interview, I was surprised at no point she didn't try to punch Jeremy given her track record
16:16 Strange seeing them walking.
Clarkson is a gift to “non-ecomentalist” mankind
so, basically, you and your racist grandpa? lol
Seeing how he's now the owner of a very eco conscious farm 😂😂
Yeah, he now owns an eco focused farm. It's funny how anti-environmentalist nonsense falls apart when faced with facts and logic. Good on him for seeing truth and adjusting accordingly. Now if only the other stubborn morons can see logic then we can have one less thing to worry but this dumpsterfire of a world.
@@sarroumarbeu6810 Well duh he gives a shit off screen and out of character. That or punching someone and getting the victim attacked made him realize he's a monster.
Very nice clips of season 1in that video.
Thumbnail picture looks like they got the orange jacket to fit Hammond then gave Clarkson one of the same size.
Love this three guys! God bless them for proving how many hypocritical things are going on.
Four if you count Jason.
Regardless of your personal views on the subject, we can all agree that Al Gore is the Kingpin of Climate Grifting.
Yes absolutely.
False. Considering how right he's been I wouldn't call him a grifter. People like the trump family are actual grifters.
As MrDjsmooth87 shows, "Supporting Grifters" is a political stance. So no, people will support Al Gore and oppose Donald Trump for no reason other than that Gore is a grifter and Trump is not.
Excelsior!
@@McNabbulous he’s super cereal
Thank you for sharing this with us.
Jeremy now: this is my wilding project!
10:34 How scarily accurate Clarkson got that right in the past few years, lol
Clarkson can be so on the money that it's terrifying sometimes
Right? 🤣👍
12:40 Let us not forget the difference between a US gallon and an imperial gallon.
The heck is a gallon speak in liters
@@nicbahtin4774 You must be very young if you dont know what a gallon is.
why must the US be more odd than britain...
@@davidty2006
Odd! no, different yes. So many figures are quoted these days relating to gallons but its never stated which gallon, U.S. or Imperial. There is a big difference.
1:20 "Stress" by Justice, for those wondering
Didn’t think I could love these guys more
Clarkson is a wise man. Saw it all coming
He's a doofus.