3:25 I am here once again to say that the impact font translation of Noel's fucked up speech patterns is the best running gag of all time from anywhere
Ngl it would be pretty funny if Noah made Noel’s eyes just a tiiiiny bit bigger every upload in March, where he unveils his masterpiece of giving Noel anime eyes on April 1st (or the first April upload). Then going back to normal Noel face no editing. Neither Noel or Noah acknowledge it. The ultimate gotcha.
My favorite is when Noel starts saying something and then by the end of the sentence it’s incomprehensible but they edit it like a top text bottom text meme. Truly never fails to make me laugh
when my sister was 13 she asked my grandpa if he was excited for christmas. he deadpanned “no” and she was so thrown off she asked why and he just said “nothin to look forward to”. lol miss you grandpa you grumpy, wonderful bastard.
I mean, he's not wrong 🤷🏼♀️ Xmas is def for the kids' enjoyment. I have 9 nieces and nephews and I'd like to pitch myself off a bridge right abt now; so I can't imagine how stressed my dad is as a grandparent to all those rugrats. Fs in the chat for pop pop's bank account. 😭😆
the white elephant church story gave me a full body reaction of shuddering, mouth dropping open and gasping in horror. I haven't experienced secondhand embarrassment like it in some time. Exceeded my expectations.
"Cold ass chicken nuggets and a wife in despair, with a decommissioned Christmas tree. You're all just sitting in sadness and all you hear in the background is "That's the shit I don't like" had me fucking wheezing for 3 minutes straight
*“Series isn’t going anywhere.”* If we’re being honest, at this trajectory this series will likely be crushed by the Dept. of Homeland Security or CPS within the next month.
“dementia seems awful” yeah, my grandma with alzheimers likes to flirt with my dad (her son) in front of her husband. she also once pole danced in front of a group of drunk middle-aged men while they catcalled her.
Iwas eating a sawnwich watching this and then my mom came in to ask me something, I paused it and she read the title and asked to watch it with me, I had to bear that awkwardness for like 7 minutes until she left (she said it was funny) but then when I unpaused it the very next story was “learning my mom can deep throat” and I am so glad that sometimes things just work out
Dads being quantity over quality when it comes to Christmas is a real thing. My dad is the exact same, he literally admits it. Something about having a shitload of presents to open seems better than a few good ones to them lmao.
That final story about the parents is kind of wholesome in a way because even after 3 children the parents are still finding ways to spice up the bedroom and enjoy each other as a healthy relationship should to keep both parties entertained and guessing. Although it's a bit gross for a kid to find out about that stuff, at least they are happy and in love.
I had a dream Noel was standing over me as I slept, his hazel eyes piercing my skin. I tried to grab my phone to like his most recent video but I couldn’t move. He continued staring at me until I woke up in a cold sweat desiring nothing more but to like every single one of his videos.
back when I worked in a coffee shop I had this super vivid dream that Noel came in and ordered an oatmeal raisin latte (which doesn’t exist as far as I know) and got super pissed when I couldn’t make it. Still haunts me to this day.
This year, my dad genuinely gave me a box of condoms, saying, "I know you use them, I don't...". Needless to say it was uncomfortable, firstly because being given condoms by your dad is weird af, secondly because I'm now deeply concerned about his sexual health (something I never, ever wanted to think about). Maybe next year, my gift to him will be an appointment at the clinic...
Noel I think you missed one the lady that gifted ✂️ scissors, I think she was like “why buy air pods? Just cut the cords off the ones that came with your iPhone 7 🤷🏼♂️!” 😂😂🤔🤔
Lol I paused to read the grinch one, tldr: he got a girl handcuffs for a secret Santa but her mom took them away: 6 months later she had to help her mom out of the same cuffs
I laughed so hard I couldn’t breath at the flag with the Santa on it story. I was laughing before I even found out what the gift was bc I instinctively knew it would be absurd.
Gabriel Iglaesius had to ask his son once when he was a teenager "Do you want a girlfriend?" his son: "Uh huh." "THEN WEAR DEODORANT! No one likes stink!" lol.
A couple of years ago for Valentine’s Day I made a notebook for my ex-boyfriend, filled with poetry that I wrote about him and about our relationship. I also spent hours hand-painting the cover. In return I received a shirt that I already owned that I let him borrow and one of his shirts that I was now allowed to “borrow.” So something I already owned and something I wasn’t allowed to keep, both “wrapped” in an old plastic shopping bag. Nice.
One christmas my dad decided to try and do the first nice thing ever for my mom and he bought her an expensive pearl necklace and earrings. My mom is 15 years older than him, so she's always been self conscious about seeming old. Even as she approaches her 70s now, she takes measures to look younger. So naturally, she hates pearls and the gift was a disaster. They spent the rest of christmas day fighting. Until the family came over where they just decided not to talk to each other. The only time they interacted was when my mom yelled at my dad to help me put together my new lego Ford GT, to which he refused so my older siblings had to help instead. There was a lot wrong in their relationship, but I am convinced this was the point of no return. They're divorced,. suprise.
My mom used to work in daycare and she used to be the person who would go to conventions and try to sell pre-schools. She would help set them up and hire all the people and then once the daycare was in place she would move on to the next one. Pre-schools aren't like regular schools they're all private and are operated like businesses that are owned by someone
The two you read at the beginning were really horrific. These people lacked empathy and/or the ability to deal with social situations so thoroughly that one almost killed someone, and another almost ruined someone's life, but instead just probably really fucked it up, depending on what she was going to college for. Watching her work disappear like that must've really fucked her up, and I hope this person told her they did this anonymously.
I feel like the word “glee” being used in a paragraph about thongs and future weddings is an unspeakable reference to the thong song. Mr shoe singing it will forever haunt my nightmares
also about the rich people buying schools: new big grift is buying charter schools, state gives thousands per kid and you don't even have to hire licensed teachers or teach the kids anything. my dad is a teacher and they all hate charter schools with a murderous rage
9:47 okay. As someone that’s been getting weird gifts from a grandma for awhile, please get them checked for dementia because that’s a very common thing they do, that they’ll gift people household things or that they’ll gift you the same thing twice. Genuinely, GET THEM CHECKED. My grandma has done this sort of thing for years and we found out last year she’s had dementia for awhile. It’s very funny now. It’s a little “Haha. Mom that’s a weird gift.” But it gets kinda sad when you figure out it’s cause she’s got dementia and it’s best to find out now so you can treat it and improve her condition. Ex: This year I got an ad for GameStop for Christmas. And 2 of my family members got syrup twice, same year. Not the weirdest she’s gifted but the most recent. Genuinely just, that’s a very overlooked but obvious sign, if your family members are gifting you things that are very obviously weird gifts like lightbulbs or batteries, get someone to check if they’re mentally okay because something could be very wrong.
I need to follow you on Twitter so I can be apart of this, but since I missed the mark by emailing it you, I’ll let fellow commenters enjoy the bundle of absolute fuckery that is this story. Back in high-school I was in a very serious relationship, we dated for 3 years, I basically lived at her house for context. The last Christmas we shared will forever be enshrined into the worst gift and Christmas hall of fame forever. Long story short, my ex comes to me and asks me for my shoe size back in August/September (I’m a huge sneaker head so if you’re asking my shoe size ima get a little hyped up yk). Anyways, she tells me she’s going all out this year for Christmas for me, and that she’s hiding my gift at her aunts house incase I see it and yada yada yada. Anywho, our gift exchange time comes and I’m geeked af, she hands me MY SINGULAR FUCKING GIFT and it’s in the shape of a shoe box. I open it…and it’s a 30 dollar SPICE RACK FROM FUCKING SAMS CLUB! This bitch then has the audacity to say “It’s for you in your dorm to spice up your ramen noodles” (I was going away to college that year). Like I’m going to use fucking thyme and paprika in ramen…Anyways, I got a one of a kind $500 diamond engraved necklace with our initials on it, plus some other shit. I got a god damn spice rack…we later broke up the following spring because she said my aunt (who is basically my grandma figure) who was dying of cancer and was on hospice was not as important and depressing as her cat who passed away 2 years prior. Hope whoever sees this enjoys, plz laugh at my pain
the aunt/cat thing is shitty but the gift thing... I mean, it's kinda weird to spend over $500 on one thing for a high school partner. it sucks she didn't put as much monetary thought into the gift but it sounds like she put some thought into it.
@@aidenhawkins5598 no i agree because why did she ask for your shoe size knowing u are a sneaker head… regardless of what u gifted here it‘s kinda eh. i understand why u were disapponted
@@LinkPink99 I definitely wouldn’t have been pressed at all if it wasn’t for the build up, she was notorious for shitty gift giving so I kinda prepared myself. But getting a 17 year old a SPICE RACK so just pure comedy Imo. Hope you enjoyed my misery 🤣🤣
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Shoutout Noah for showing the full stories that Noel skips so we can read them if we want
Seconded
And for having to actually read them
ily noah
Fr i love that
Noah if u see this u a real one 😫
3:25 I am here once again to say that the impact font translation of Noel's fucked up speech patterns is the best running gag of all time from anywhere
Its so fucking funny every time.
agreed it has me rolling
it never gets old
I need someone to make a compilation
I didny even alcatch what that was ssposta be
I swear Noah is one of the funniest editors of all time
I came here to say this
Just because something made you laugh doesn’t mean it’s the best ever thing
@@veganmeat69 dude chill tf
@@veganmeat69 lmao have some fun dude
aw 💓 thanks team
It’s becoming a holiday tradition for me to watch Noel’s weird dms
Same. Happy holidays lol
"His son is the expansion pack" HOW DOES HE COME UP WITH THESE
grandson is the legendary edition lmao
@@stalepork1309 oh fuck, what is great-grandson then?
i know right? who thinks of that
y’all would lose your shit at moist critikal
That made me LOL SO HARD
why do Noel's eyes just permanently look like they've been photoshopped larger on his face
is this mean? it feels mean
sir boobington is a meanie
Ngl it would be pretty funny if Noah made Noel’s eyes just a tiiiiny bit bigger every upload in March, where he unveils his masterpiece of giving Noel anime eyes on April 1st (or the first April upload). Then going back to normal Noel face no editing. Neither Noel or Noah acknowledge it. The ultimate gotcha.
@@Polyeurythane that would be funny af
It's the effect of hearing about all this sin
Noel could very well be the greatest asset or enemy to the FBI with all of the confessions he gets in these
how would he ever be an enemy
@@Adolesence he has info he’s keeping anonymous
I was asleep but I'm awake now, anything for you noel. Please traumatize me more with these videos, I'm loving it.
i guess u could say they're like mcdonalds.
@@bloopdaddy exactly man, you can never have enough
@Tommy Gaming ??
YUP
Bada. Ba ba. 👹BEIGAUAGAHSHHEG👹
"Feels like the start to a good movie, huh?" - Noel Miller
My favorite is when Noel starts saying something and then by the end of the sentence it’s incomprehensible but they edit it like a top text bottom text meme. Truly never fails to make me laugh
The ending with the non transparent jpgs had me laughing harder than the entirety of the video itself
when my sister was 13 she asked my grandpa if he was excited for christmas. he deadpanned “no” and she was so thrown off she asked why and he just said “nothin to look forward to”. lol miss you grandpa you grumpy, wonderful bastard.
I mean, he's not wrong 🤷🏼♀️
Xmas is def for the kids' enjoyment. I have 9 nieces and nephews and I'd like to pitch myself off a bridge right abt now; so I can't imagine how stressed my dad is as a grandparent to all those rugrats. Fs in the chat for pop pop's bank account. 😭😆
I'm 25, grandpa and I are on the same level.
this made me tear up idk why i love grumpy old men
@@TM-tr7re Same, man. Same.
@@DarlingMissDarling you don't like your nieces and nephews?
the white elephant church story gave me a full body reaction of shuddering, mouth dropping open and gasping in horror. I haven't experienced secondhand embarrassment like it in some time. Exceeded my expectations.
It's one of those moments you watch in a comedy movie and think "hah, this stuff would never happen in real life"
"Cold ass chicken nuggets and a wife in despair, with a decommissioned Christmas tree. You're all just sitting in sadness and all you hear in the background is "That's the shit I don't like" had me fucking wheezing for 3 minutes straight
I really hope Santa brings you those hair plugs you asked for on your Christmas list, Noel
BRO!!!!!! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO HIM LIKE THAT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Surprise, Grandpa likes incest”
Best out of context quote
This quote triggered my ptsd bro 😖 tho it was funny af lmao bc it’s tRUE
It's not incest, though. Incest is sexual shit between blood relatives. She isn't his actual daughter 😒 he's just a regular old perv.
@@lazersneverdie3561 except it's not haha
@@LunarEleven no incest is between family members, a step-family relationship would still be incest.....
@@lazersneverdie3561 s a m e
"why go shopping, we live in a goodwill."
-the midwest
When Noel said "Daytswant" - I felt that
What's that mean?
@@summerrain6125 It doesn't mean anything, he just stuttered and Noah made it into the "bottom text" meme form LMAO
real
im git crying at that part its so funny
I don’t know if Noah meant to put the boom sound in like that at 11:57 but it somehow cracked me up more than if I could see Noel 😭
He definitely did mean to i laughed for 2 minutes straight
@@leviathan3630 same lmfaooo
Took me out
"I hope this brings a smile to your face, you sick bastard" is the best way to start off any email to Noel😂😂😂😂
Had my aunt give me acne face wash and an “acne positivity” mug for Christmas… thanks for that aunt Cindy
That’s hilarious. And kinda wholesome lol
*“Series isn’t going anywhere.”*
If we’re being honest, at this trajectory this series will likely be crushed by the Dept. of Homeland Security or CPS within the next month.
I fucking love this series man. You have a glorious brain keep it goin king
R u gay? i’m not.
@@mikeellchuk3787 thats gay
This series is an instant classic 🔥
Certified hood classic if you will?
@@henrylind9730 absolutely
classic means that… a classic can’t be.. yeah whatever
“dementia seems awful”
yeah, my grandma with alzheimers likes to flirt with my dad (her son) in front of her husband. she also once pole danced in front of a group of drunk middle-aged men while they catcalled her.
Are you doing okay catherine?
GRANDMA still GOT It
Ok I paused on the grinch story and that shit is lowkey fucking hilarious.
Time?
@@lazersneverdie3561 It's the first story, 2:00
Iwas eating a sawnwich watching this and then my mom came in to ask me something, I paused it and she read the title and asked to watch it with me, I had to bear that awkwardness for like 7 minutes until she left (she said it was funny) but then when I unpaused it the very next story was “learning my mom can deep throat” and I am so glad that sometimes things just work out
Dads being quantity over quality when it comes to Christmas is a real thing. My dad is the exact same, he literally admits it. Something about having a shitload of presents to open seems better than a few good ones to them lmao.
Gotta love how wholesome the inclusion of Noah is in those emails
noels videos give me acute brain damage
much love merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to you too
Getting the juice out of them psych classes
That final story about the parents is kind of wholesome in a way because even after 3 children the parents are still finding ways to spice up the bedroom and enjoy each other as a healthy relationship should to keep both parties entertained and guessing. Although it's a bit gross for a kid to find out about that stuff, at least they are happy and in love.
Noel in every video: *says something absolutely vile and thanks a sponsor immediately after*
The looking back segment gave me whiplash lol
“playing with bees in the bedroom” is now my go-to phrase
Noel really missed by not reading the first one. It was the best one imo
Should ask people to give you permission to put it up somewhere so we could read some of them juicy ass stories.
Right bro like whenever these videos finish I always want to hear more
just make a reddit or something and they can post it themselves
Not Noel threatening to stop this series. Boy I swear if you don't continue this series... just kidding love you regardless
I'm just thankful that Noah puts the emails Noel doesn't read on the screen long enough to pause. They were pretty good this time.
I love that Noel will joke around, but will also bring light to possibility that kids could be affected by our reluctancy to be in a relationship.
All I want for Christmas is for Noel to do the next Weird DMs video guest starring Noah. The man deserves a full appearance
the audible gasb i let out when he said “the last episode of weird dm’s”
Wow. Very cool!!!
@@absolutebackfire191 🆗️
"I didn't mean to kill him, I just wanted to get back at him"
Yeah no checks out he’s def not guilty. Just an honest mistake mate
@@sweetembrace6706 They have the most psychotic ideas
I had a dream Noel was standing over me as I slept, his hazel eyes piercing my skin. I tried to grab my phone to like his most recent video but I couldn’t move. He continued staring at me until I woke up in a cold sweat desiring nothing more but to like every single one of his videos.
back when I worked in a coffee shop I had this super vivid dream that Noel came in and ordered an oatmeal raisin latte (which doesn’t exist as far as I know) and got super pissed when I couldn’t make it. Still haunts me to this day.
your comment started like a fanfic
his soul jumped into your dreams
Lmfao sleep paralysis demon noel
i love watching cody’s friend read these goofy emails
@@yassboots did he stutter /j
This year, my dad genuinely gave me a box of condoms, saying, "I know you use them, I don't...". Needless to say it was uncomfortable, firstly because being given condoms by your dad is weird af, secondly because I'm now deeply concerned about his sexual health (something I never, ever wanted to think about). Maybe next year, my gift to him will be an appointment at the clinic...
Or maybe you can gift him a new woman
@@d1rtyharry378 he’s already done that himself, he’s in the middle of divorcing his truly vile wife, and he’s got a new girlfriend. Good for him!
congrats step bro! he doesn’t want his grand kid being the same age as his youngest lol
day one of telling Noel the title should be “weird dms” not “weird dm’s” because an apostrophe indicates a possessive, not a plural. lmfao
The DLC son bit got me dying, weird dms is literally the best youtube series going
(after thats cringe that is)
Noel I think you missed one the lady that gifted ✂️ scissors, I think she was like “why buy air pods? Just cut the cords off the ones that came with your iPhone 7 🤷🏼♂️!” 😂😂🤔🤔
Lol I paused to read the grinch one, tldr: he got a girl handcuffs for a secret Santa but her mom took them away: 6 months later she had to help her mom out of the same cuffs
Get a PO box so we can send Aleena stuff.
Lol not the porn bot responding on this specific comment 🤣
I laughed so hard I couldn’t breath at the flag with the Santa on it story. I was laughing before I even found out what the gift was bc I instinctively knew it would be absurd.
Gabriel Iglaesius had to ask his son once when he was a teenager "Do you want a girlfriend?" his son: "Uh huh." "THEN WEAR DEODORANT! No one likes stink!" lol.
The stories he didn´t read were actually funny as fuck
A couple of years ago for Valentine’s Day I made a notebook for my ex-boyfriend, filled with poetry that I wrote about him and about our relationship. I also spent hours hand-painting the cover. In return I received a shirt that I already owned that I let him borrow and one of his shirts that I was now allowed to “borrow.” So something I already owned and something I wasn’t allowed to keep, both “wrapped” in an old plastic shopping bag. Nice.
My brother (high school senior) gifted a lynx body spray kit to a girl in his class and his friends made him apologise
I was just watching his other Weird DMs videos when he posted this. Perfect cheer up vids for a shitty day. Thanks Noel :)
Hey are you guys aware that 'Noel' literally means Christmas in French? :DD
Happy and safe holidays to everyone!
One christmas my dad decided to try and do the first nice thing ever for my mom and he bought her an expensive pearl necklace and earrings. My mom is 15 years older than him, so she's always been self conscious about seeming old. Even as she approaches her 70s now, she takes measures to look younger. So naturally, she hates pearls and the gift was a disaster. They spent the rest of christmas day fighting. Until the family came over where they just decided not to talk to each other. The only time they interacted was when my mom yelled at my dad to help me put together my new lego Ford GT, to which he refused so my older siblings had to help instead. There was a lot wrong in their relationship, but I am convinced this was the point of no return. They're divorced,. suprise.
your mother sounds like a real peach..
My mom used to work in daycare and she used to be the person who would go to conventions and try to sell pre-schools. She would help set them up and hire all the people and then once the daycare was in place she would move on to the next one. Pre-schools aren't like regular schools they're all private and are operated like businesses that are owned by someone
The two you read at the beginning were really horrific. These people lacked empathy and/or the ability to deal with social situations so thoroughly that one almost killed someone, and another almost ruined someone's life, but instead just probably really fucked it up, depending on what she was going to college for. Watching her work disappear like that must've really fucked her up, and I hope this person told her they did this anonymously.
"Mommy gets messy on Christmas" is a hilarious title
Well done with the Rhinoshield sponsor. Been using their cases for years and they're one of a handful of A tier cases
9:45 "I asked for airpods." The scissors were to cut the wires off of your earphones.
the vine boom at 11:57 sent me into orbit
That pc one had a wave of anxiety go over me. That's so cruel
I feel like the word “glee” being used in a paragraph about thongs and future weddings is an unspeakable reference to the thong song. Mr shoe singing it will forever haunt my nightmares
gl with Christmas noel, can't imagine the puns that are made in your direction during this season lmao
0:00 my screen buffered at the beginning and it looked like noel was just doing that face for 7 seconds straight lmao
Noel fails to realize one thing, yes attempted homicide is more common than we thought...... amongst Noel's fans😂
He doesn't realize that it says more about him than society in general
@@radhiadeedou8286 sure 💀
Imagine bringing the last story up to your mom and she actually has no idea what you’re talking about because all the stuff was browsed by your dad
It's the editing that really makes this perfect.
6:04-7:04 is that... Music from MapleStory???? 🥺 Love you for that Noah
Have a good Christmas Noel and Noah :)
The most chilling send off from any RUclipsr is “See you soon. Goodbye. *chuckle”
Shout out to Noah for being the funniest editor around
also about the rich people buying schools: new big grift is buying charter schools, state gives thousands per kid and you don't even have to hire licensed teachers or teach the kids anything. my dad is a teacher and they all hate charter schools with a murderous rage
Saw the title in my notifications. Never clicked so fast in my life
I know it’s been while, but honestly, having the comments at the top, instead of swiping all the way down is amazing
This made my Christmas good, thanks Other.
i like the implication that at 12:47 its like he pulled the baby from a COD zombies mystery box
Chief keef really adds to that story
16:28 I AM CRYING REAL TEARS BRO 😭😭
You have an aura that attracts people to you.
I just love how Noel by the end can come around and reference a bit from the beginning
noels uploads always make my day
That mystery box sound effect was an amazing addition to the story. Thank you.
Lmao Noah did him dirty with that wii sports tennis editing on his head😭
loved the visual for "tickets are moving quickly", really sold it
The sound effect screen got me rolling thank you Noah
1:06 I watched him say “but is it worth learning about while eating lunch” as I’m eating lunch, I feel called out
Noel has us completely trained to like the video as soon as he uploads
9:47 okay. As someone that’s been getting weird gifts from a grandma for awhile, please get them checked for dementia because that’s a very common thing they do, that they’ll gift people household things or that they’ll gift you the same thing twice. Genuinely, GET THEM CHECKED. My grandma has done this sort of thing for years and we found out last year she’s had dementia for awhile. It’s very funny now. It’s a little “Haha. Mom that’s a weird gift.” But it gets kinda sad when you figure out it’s cause she’s got dementia and it’s best to find out now so you can treat it and improve her condition.
Ex: This year I got an ad for GameStop for Christmas. And 2 of my family members got syrup twice, same year. Not the weirdest she’s gifted but the most recent.
Genuinely just, that’s a very overlooked but obvious sign, if your family members are gifting you things that are very obviously weird gifts like lightbulbs or batteries, get someone to check if they’re mentally okay because something could be very wrong.
Weird DMs is the best series I’ve ever watched by far
13:12 THE GAMECUBE NOISE PLEASEEE NOAHS EDITING IS INCREDIBLE LMFAO
THIS GUY BETTER NOT STOP LMAO
1:08 “but is it worth learning about while eating lunch”
Me, who had just sat down to eat my lunch: 😟
I need to follow you on Twitter so I can be apart of this, but since I missed the mark by emailing it you, I’ll let fellow commenters enjoy the bundle of absolute fuckery that is this story. Back in high-school I was in a very serious relationship, we dated for 3 years, I basically lived at her house for context. The last Christmas we shared will forever be enshrined into the worst gift and Christmas hall of fame forever. Long story short, my ex comes to me and asks me for my shoe size back in August/September (I’m a huge sneaker head so if you’re asking my shoe size ima get a little hyped up yk). Anyways, she tells me she’s going all out this year for Christmas for me, and that she’s hiding my gift at her aunts house incase I see it and yada yada yada. Anywho, our gift exchange time comes and I’m geeked af, she hands me MY SINGULAR FUCKING GIFT and it’s in the shape of a shoe box. I open it…and it’s a 30 dollar SPICE RACK FROM FUCKING SAMS CLUB! This bitch then has the audacity to say “It’s for you in your dorm to spice up your ramen noodles” (I was going away to college that year). Like I’m going to use fucking thyme and paprika in ramen…Anyways, I got a one of a kind $500 diamond engraved necklace with our initials on it, plus some other shit. I got a god damn spice rack…we later broke up the following spring because she said my aunt (who is basically my grandma figure) who was dying of cancer and was on hospice was not as important and depressing as her cat who passed away 2 years prior. Hope whoever sees this enjoys, plz laugh at my pain
She also did have a job, I did not. Drained my savings account for her, smdh
the aunt/cat thing is shitty but the gift thing... I mean, it's kinda weird to spend over $500 on one thing for a high school partner. it sucks she didn't put as much monetary thought into the gift but it sounds like she put some thought into it.
@@tentinybeesoh I definitely went above and beyond, but a spice rack…and only a spice rack? Plus all the build up and the hints and shit is fucked up
@@aidenhawkins5598 no i agree because why did she ask for your shoe size knowing u are a sneaker head… regardless of what u gifted here it‘s kinda eh. i understand why u were disapponted
@@LinkPink99 I definitely wouldn’t have been pressed at all if it wasn’t for the build up, she was notorious for shitty gift giving so I kinda prepared myself. But getting a 17 year old a SPICE RACK so just pure comedy Imo. Hope you enjoyed my misery 🤣🤣
Merry Christmas bro. God bless you and the wife and the family.
You should do a wildcard episode of weird dms for just whatever ppl want to share
One year my mom got my brother a plunger and a broiling pan. She but a big red bow on the plunger handle, too. Happy Holidays.