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Marvels top 3 villains:
Thanos
Dre Drexler
GT Dave
Isch25 no no no
shaggy
thanos
Dre Drexler
GT Dave
Sand Box shaggy is a hero
What about *mattyfuckingsmokes*?
@@duffi5290 He is a hero, blowing 200 nick at all the vilians
Stop 😫😆😅😂
This man *IS* a stock image.
That's... so fucking accurate.
This man has not struggled one day of his life
DO A FREELEE THE BANANA GIRL THATS CRINGEEEE ❤️❤️❤️ love ur acc it’s the best one so far
this man is *THE* stock image
@@jonathanquiros6280 he's definitely not Mr Struggle
i love how they are so respectfully disrespectful
Jim?
i challenge you to a chicken eating contest
@@nosh8197 halpert
@@AshxAnn ok
You're stealing company time jim!
MICHAEL? MICHAEL!
what is insane according to Noel:
1. Not having Sriracha
2. Not having butter
Sriracha
Sriracha
Sriracha
Sriracha
Sriracha
This guy is Dre Drexler's final form
*RISE AND GRIND* 🤟🏻🔥💪🏻
Plot twist: His basement is the lab that Dre Drexler was created in.
Kiran Purewal So people like dre can buy the drink
*GOD DAMN YOU DRE DREXLERRRRRRR*
LMAOO
“Two Mr. Struggles Bullying Man w/ Humble Beginnings”
"I was raised in Bel Air and went to private school in Beverley hills"
Humble beginnings 😂😂😂😂 this dude grew up with a diamond studded pacifier
"humble beginnings" it wasn't mr. struggles that studied in Beveliry Hills
Exactly. I was just making fun of what he said at 4:07
When he said: "This is what Kanye was going for but Kanye is just not crazy enough" Kanye probably saw this and took it personal 💀💀💀💀
in his mind he was just like
“OH YOU WANT CRAZY? I’LL GIVE YOU CRAZY MF”
💀💀💀💀
cody: "invite somebody over!!"
gt dave: ...that man has a point. *proceeds to invite cody and noel to his place*
lmao yes xDD
the guy is actually really sweet and wholesome :)
_Noel:_ “ He is like the Tony Stark of kombucha, except *gay* “
_Jake:_ “ *I cAnT ImAGiNe SOmeOne HavINg So MUcH HatRed InSiDE* ”
I mean, Tony Stark is also very much bi, so it kinda doesn’t work
@@beckgh7270 it does work tho he never said Tony was straight
@@beckgh7270 nah homie. he aint gay or straight.he's BI. difference being: he is BI. it works simply because...he ain't gay, dawg.
Scurry wait how tf is he bi who said that
I read hatred as hat red omg i need more sleep at night
"I believe when you color outside the lines"
*has a home with literally 2 colors*
I don't think you can qualify white and different shades of grey two colors
EmHumm Christ it’s a joke
@@lindeygullickson3540 Christ it's a joke
"Colouring outside lines" doesn't equate to colourful, No?
in yhe kitchen shot there was a small red bag and that was it
The meme history behind this video is so crazy.
Brittany Broski saw this and went to buy a kombucha and is now famous bc the gay community loved her TikTok so much.
I never knew that chicks name and looked it up and it blew my mind
bruh THAT'S why she drank that kombucha??
@@idontneedaname318 she even hung out with GT Dave! ruclips.net/video/LMqFxh6EYQM/видео.html
Bro no way , I just looked it up I did not know that’s wat she was reacting to 😂😂
What gay community? I've never heard of this chick lol
"my mom had cancer" Cody: that fridge is fuckin sick
"He just invites two regular people over to his house"
Ohhh the foreshadowing
Lmaoooo
they manifested it ✨
with this line the plot just thickness
Theyre not regular people
I think
i mea, its like a marvel movie, in a few months they will be the most villaneous trio that our heroes ever encoutered
GT Dave is living in a Black Mirror episode
literally what i was thinking lol
Literally
thats the best way someone could've described him
It's just like the episode Fifteen Million Metris wtf
Shame Less oh my god nffnndd
Guys he has a baby boy now with his partner Allan!
Billionaire dad. Lucky kid.
aw thats pretty cute actually
@Harvey Smith turn your gaydar on bruh 💀
@Harvey Smith this was the funniest comment 😂
@Harvey Smith people are gay harvey
"He just invites two regular people to his house" little did they know...
I got second hand loneliness from this
Your parents should have a better relationship with you
K Breezy bro what????
what the hell is this thread of comments
i been had loneliness catch up
Right?? this is the kind of shit that's begging for a bloody revolution...
Cody: That’s the coldest thing I’ve ever seen
Jake: I cant imagine having that much anger and negativity. He’s just a ball of hatred
Who the hell is jake
*WHAT THE FUUU-*
13:44 he laughs while he says that because he knows he can't die.
Kombucha is injected in his veins daily.
i love how noel's immediate thoughts are butter and sriracha when he sees an empty fridge
I know this is late but..who puts butter in the fridge!? :)
@@nonprofitgirlif youre not using it yet, everyone.
@@nonprofitgirl...what? who DOESN'T put butter in the fridge??? it's food poisoning just waiting to happen, what the hell...
@@heathenisedButter doesn’t always need to be refrigerated! You can actually keep butter out for a good while, salted butter will last longer than unsalted butter.
There are conflicting sources, some say that the flavor may turn rancid within two days, others say butter can stay out for months without issue. I’ve personally had left unsalted butter out for about a month and had zero issues with flavor, and I didn’t get sick at all.
Butter trays exist for a reason!
I keep the sticks for cooking in the fridge, and then the tub for toast and buttering rolls and stuff out on the microwave with the lid on it so it spreads easily. The sticks are hard to spread so that's the one I use for cooking haha.
"When I started kombucha, there was no such thing."
**describes being introduced to kombucha in India**
Ruhi Soni *in the western market. Easy to understand it without nitpicking
Honestly though why can't white people stop going around the world and taking what they like from other cultures to make profit off it.
@@dilekb5578 EXACTLY!
Dilek B did u even watch the video, he travelled to india at a young age and discovered kombucha and showed it to his friends. then he saw it help his mom with cancer and decided the world needs to know about it
@@dilekb5578 wow you're right, people are not allowed to spread culture around the world. I would suggest you sell all of your possessions then, since your culture didnt invent them.
China: Invents kombucha 2000 years ago
GT Dave: When I started kombucha tHerE wAs nO sUcH ThiNg
+
oof
And I oop
China: *Am I a joke to you?*
Yes China yes you are
Only I know the truth of kombucha
The Kombucha king: talking about how Kombucha helped his mother with breast cancer
Cody and Noel: F r i d g e
This is the person that jesse eisenberg plays in all of his movies
“Erica Albright’s a bitch”
Dude, you're bullying an AI... this is real cyber bullying
AI cyber bullying 😂😂
Frank Schutte underrated comment
Frank Schutte 😂😂😂😂😂😆
😭😭
THIS IS FUNNY HF
when he was talking about his mom and opening his fridge i thought he was gonna be like "and this is where i keep her"
Good one 😂
Lol dude you almost made me pee from laughter🤣
Wow mom.... You're looking very beautiful today. It's definitely the Kombucha.
Fuck 😂😂😂
OH SHIT
His house oddly reminds me of that episode of Spongebob where all of bikini bottoms is made out of chrome and it's the fuuuuttuurrreeee.
Oh yeeee I remember that ep
Kombucha originated in Northeast China (historically referred to as Manchuria) around 220 B.C. and was initially prized for its healing properties. Its name is reportedly derived from Dr. Kombu, a Korean physician who brought the fermented tea to Japan as a curative for Emperor Inkyo.
Thanks bud
Cody: GT Dave is like the fast version of Dave’s
Jake: imagine having so much hate inside you
Alex H Noel*
Alex H Looooooool 🤣☠️
Alex H f
@Nightshader But he got the name wrong. 😂😂😂
I just know that GT Dave doesn’t sleep. He plugs himself into an outlet in the wall at night and charges his battery
sophie yeah lol there’s only the chair and an outlet with a cord in his room😂
He is a tesla
You confused him with his younger brother EV Dave, GT Dave still uses gas engine just like his older brother Turbo Dave 😂
Look at his eyes
What up mother from umbrella academy 😂
“He’s like the Tony Stark of Kombucha, expect gay”
*what a fucking quote*
Ah, yes, humble beginnings. Like going to private school and taking a trip across the world.
He also met a whole saint! Like I know a lot of devout Hindus who have pictures of Sai Baba in their houses and he completely glosses over how he actually, in person, met someone who was a massive part of Hinduism and South Asian history.
“Life is best when you color outside the lines.”
Completely white house, grey car, no color of any kind anywhere including the art pieces on display. Even the rabbit is black and white.
Yeah the color is outside the lines of the house duh
@@stepanfojticek2069 hhahahahaaa I can't
his belt is red though hhahahaaa
Colour
Tommy Kearney you’re referring to Commonwealth English, in which the spelling would be “colour”, however, in American English it’s spelled “color”. Same thing tho🤙🏽
This man's been social distancing his entire life
I try not to in normal life but I some how social distance my self:(
(Not a joke) I haven’t left my room in 3 yrs😂
Ethma Shipper what😂
You know yesterday, I’m the guy who asked yeah same my dad has kept in his basement for around 7 years as well 😂😂
@Chantel Chukwuezi hey thanks! :)
The rewatchability of these videos are insane
can’t believe this video was the cause of Britney Broski’s career
Yup
“Went to private school in Beverly Hills “ also says he had a humble beginning
well when you compare it to his lifestyle now...
@@Chuchichaeschtli_ I would say his lifestyle now is more humble, the dude only has like 15 things in his house.
NoSe that’s worth probably millions of dollars
I think he meant humble beginnings of the company
yo facts i saw that
"Humble beginnings." Grew up in Bel Air, went to a private school, was traveling the world at a young age.. ok my guy.
Humble brag, much.
just gave you the 1000 like. yw
Hel Heim LMFAOOOOO
This mans is kylie jenner 'self-made' level right here
Yo wut
7:42 “he just invites two regular people over”
Little did they know . . .
He lives in Edna Mode’s house
Why does the kombucha interview seem like an episode of Black Mirror??😂
You have the dopest name
Almost as cool as Armstrong
Reminds me of American psycho haha
OMG UR RIGHT
Leaked episode of season 5
This dude looks like he just lays down on his concrete bed at night, and stares at his ceiling till the sun comes up and continues his daily routine.
Facts.
😂😂😂
RISE AND GRIND 😤💪🔥
He lays down on his concrete altar and plugs himself into the wall to recharge
@@belowaveragejoh haha he walks into a room with a kombucha shrine and prays to it.
7:36 how they feed of each other is amazing. Noel started saying that thing about the hole and Cody instantly knew where he was going. Awesome
2:50 that Kanye comment aged well
Very well
aged amazingly
As well as a bowl of milk and grapes
This dude is a straight up Sim, that's the only place I've seen similar decor..
The Sims is exactly what it made me think of!
He came out of Sims 1. That's why the furniture is so spread out, otherwise he'd get stuck on it.
“I feel like I just watched a Ken doll flex on me.”
Lololololol
BekensDwarf 😂😂😂
I just love cody and noel combo
ikrrr
his skin looks so shiny, it looks like it could be made of steel lol
Ew dude you drink CUMBUCHA?!
Kylie Gillette How can you have so much hate?!
Kylie Gillette this deserves more likes lmao
Kylie Gillette is cancelled
EWWWWWWWWWWWW DUUUDE
WHAT THE FUCK
HAHAHAHAHA
When the kombucha king said 🗿 I felt that
I feld it
That shit hit different
@@tigercubra1070 😂
I resonated more with 🤖
kumbucha"
All jokes aside, GT Dave really grew on me throughout the video, and it really inspired me to try his products. I drink his Kombucha if and when I can afford it.
GT Dave is the kombucha Willy Wonka. Only 12 people who find the golden culture can enter his factory and the sole survivor inherits his legacy
Noel's physical comedy is absolute quality
Ikr
I loved the "how do I fuck this" bit haha
im only liking the comment because her name is a friends reference
Anashley Rodriguez where’s the gun joke??
@@nicolasa4life 13:45
noel's necessities:
- butter
- sriracha
.
How else are you able to make knock off buffalo wings
Stuffs God when combined
can we all agree that this is a CLASSIC
My great grandmother made kombucha back in the USSR in the '60s, amazing how this boy could time travel & swoop right past the iron curtain.
Cody: his name is GT DAVE
Jake: I cannot imagine a human being having so much hatred
and animosity, in their souls"
*Noel : *Laughs*
I love how many times I’ve seen this in here 😂
Cody: he’s so lonely
Jake: I can’t believe someone can have this much hatred
Keennness nah it would be
Noel: this couch just fucked me in the ass
Jake: I can’t believe someone can have this much hatred
This honestly needs to be a meme format
“I can’t imagine being a human and having so much hatred” 😂😂😂
Keennness 😂
right!
Cody: That’s cool, man. Can you fuck it?
Jake: I can’t believe someone can have this much hatred.
“He just invites two regular people over to his house”
Foreshadowing...
This guy has a cool villain vibe. The video is like a origin story of a calm, smart, loner anime villain.
You were getting celery......
And I was getting lemon lime ginger kombucha with antioxidant boosters
You.
Lol I just came from that video
@@idontkn0ww :)
@@idontkn0ww you what? 🤨
LMFAO
my two fave cyber bullies
rosexox Same!
my fave ball of hatred cody
This crued my cold in 5 minutes
rosexox DO A FREELEE THE BANANA GIRL THATS CRINGEEEE ❤️❤️❤️ love ur acc it’s the best one so far
how does someone have this much hate in their heart
That guy: I had very humble beginnings
Also that guy: So I went to private school and my parents took me on vacation when I was very young
Bruh, "Sai Baba" was an Indian spiritual master who passed away in 1918! Just how old is this dude!?
lmao i was looking for this comment
he probably met alexander the great and dapped him up
the happiness in Cody when Noel approves of his jokes is gold.
YES
yesssss
Yes
YES
This has nothing to do with your comment but your dog is cute af
Careful, Cody. From what I've heard "wincing" equals bullying.
Imagine having so much hate in your body.
lmao
I love how they can turn five minutes into twenty minutes of pure joy
This was the kid at school that had the sick metal lunchbox who always kept his desk clean no matter what
“i’m a perfectionist”
“i like to color outside the lines”
Abby Wayne certified mad man
*GT Davis was probably made by Boston Dynamics*
he colors exclusively outside the lines
@@Proger-sj8cj Oh I thought he was the first Android from Cyber Life.
Meanwhile in his home and his factory there is zero color
The guy is literally just a personification of a Black Mirror episode...
MY EXACT THOUGHTS THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE VIDEO
OMG THE FACT THAT THIS MAKES SENSE THO 😂😂😂
BDR SSR underrated comment
He's straight out of Seven Psychopaths, with the bunny and everything. (Has seriously no one watched that movie??? lol)
@@belieberXC Haven't watched that film but now I kind of want too
"His House Runs On Diesel" 😂
"...Kanye is just not crazy enough"
I am here from the future to say, you are in fact wrong.
Plot twist: nobody interviewed him he was just answering his own questions
Dude stop😂😂😂
Hilarious 😭😭
How sad would that be.
he generates hes own questions
No....you forgot the rabbit
u had every opportunity to use “codykode” for the sponsorship but u didnt
I’m unsubscribing to this sugar gay just for this reason
ncities i was THINKING THAT
literally about to say this😂
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
Or codeko
i love how noel thought of things that were meant to be in a fridge and the first two items that popped into his head were butter and sriracha
"kanye is not crazy enough" ☠
EW DUDE youre drinking KOM JUICE ?!
*hes just a ball of hatred*
I can't imagined having that much animosity in your soul
“WHAT THE FUCK!”
EWWW DUDE
WHAT THE FUUCCCKKK
I dont like cyberboolies and you're a cyberboolie.
The way his own voice echoes through his home just makes me sad
Riley xoxo reading that depressed me so much
this does not spark joy
He has 900 million dollars he’s fine.
Gorl
*Elon Musk : even Mars is better !*
its a culture to see this video once in a while
I will give this to GT Dave, he was able to take jokes at his expense and I have actually had his kombucha before, it’s pretty good!
I think this is the ideal man that Girl Defined was talking about
Price Rowland 100% besides the fact he is gay
yea cuz he's not mr struggle
@@jimjimsauce well at least you know he wouldn't try kissing before marriage... or ever.
@@jimjimsauce that didn't stop one of em...
No mr struggle here. Nuh uh
I love how jake pauls effort to kill your channel did absolutely nothing lol
Only helped it grow lol, I see a lot people that found him cos of Jake
@@Touchmyspaget I did lol
Rick Heemskerk Honestly it’s hilarious.
No it did something: it gave his Chanel a giant boost through a huge boost in exposure...so basically the exact opposite of what that weirdo was attempting to accomplish ie cancel Kody Ko.
@@Touchmyspaget I found him when pewds made a video on the whole cody ko vs jake thing, he's hilarious
Humble beginnings? man grew up in Beverly hills. Humble my ass
nothing like a nepo baby thinking he's a genius for colonizing fermented tea
*"Thanks to the humble beginnings that I experienced in the 90's"*
5mins later:
*"I was raised in Bel-Air, went to private schools, my parents took me to India."*
When you cant keep your story straight
Right! That threw me all the way back 🤧😨 Basically started from the top, and now you're still at the top 🤔🙄
"My parents were just humble millionaires, unlike all of our boujie billionaire friends"
Yeah but in the 90s that shit was humble lol try flying to india in 1990.. Lol there were no smart phones.
@@israellopez2412 private school and trips to India are never humble beginnings
“those humble beginnings I experienced...”
“I was raised in Bel Aire, went to a private school in Beverly Hills , my parents took me to India...”
Yeahhh.... I was like, what?! 😒🤣
my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars as well...
My humble beginnings....
I didn’t even fly first class
He didn’t even fly on a private jet but took luxury but public airline. Humble beginnings for sure
Marilyn bruh be nice, he probably had to sit business class on his way to India
all things considered, he does actually make good kombucha soooo
his skin is so smooth and he's shot in such bright lighting that it makes me uncomfortable
"Can I have some water?"
"No."
That shit killed me. XDDD
YourBoyRoar SAMEEEE
11:35
i read this at the beginning getting ready for it and it still got me.
*idk cody’s real last name but i hope cody ko is short for cody kombucha*
brooklyn b oh shit
Lol its something super long and complicated but, Kombucha is even better. 💀
Some long ass Polish name.
It’s Kolodziejzyk (pronounced: cah-lo-jeh-sick)
Mike which is why he goes by Ko
"humble beginnings" is crazy😭 he grew up in LA and went to private schools in beverly hills bro his parents were definitely already rich
Watching this at the end of 2020 and hysterically laughing when the SeatGeek add appears. Like yeah, live events, who remembers things like that
there he goes again, cyber bulliying us repltilians
🦎🦎🦎🦎Lizard gang rise up🦎🦎🦎🦎
😂😂😂😂
Aaaaaayyyyeeee, wrong site bro, Lizard Gang not supposed to rep around the Warms, better chill with that shit.
Hisss
punching bag beat me to it
punching bag Stop this is my favorite comment 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
“I started from humble beginnings”
2 minutes later
“I grew up in Bel-Air, went to private school, took a trip to India with my family”
I’m sorry WHAT
Sarah Larson LOL
“Went to private school in BEVERLY HILLS”
Sarah Larson RIGHT😂
Those spoiled bitches be like that. my 9769483673 allowance as a kindergartner was a form of torture it was literally not even enough to buy me that one massive trampoline can you believe! Just tragic I really did have it rough man
@@user-ut7wi1if9q ugh honestly tho! Don't you just hate when you ask for 55 million but instead get 25 million?!!! Like wtf am I supposed to buy with that?!?? A freaken golden jet plane with a giant mansion built on the inside? I already have that that smh
man imagine looking at your new born wrinkly child and just thinking.
he looks faster, stronger, and more powerful than my first born.
wait this sounds like something Dwight would do 😭😭
If anyone's a lizard person, it's GT Dave
Dude I’m here for it. He’s hilarious 💀
Cody: **breathes**
Jake: *"I cannot imagine a human having so much hatred."*
Old news.
@@esther1586 you beat me too it....
I invented Kombucha after I was taught how to make Kombucha when I was 10.
Ok so this comment is unappreciated
👏👏👏
Sounds like something the commercials would say in GTA V. 😂
Now I stay up at night worrying that it will take over the world.
@@christophermaldonado8893 and you're disgusting
"Kanye's not crazy enough"
my favorite part about this video is how GT Dave is like saying super controversial shit and talking about how kampuchea saved his mom and they’re just like “but look at house tho”
💀💀💀 look some of us need our fucked up humor to get us through life okay. They know their talents 😂