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  • Опубликовано: 10 мар 2019
  • CONAN Highlight: Bert loves Speedos so much, he pitched himself as a spokesman. Speedo responded to Bert’s pitch with a cease and desist order.
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  • @sqaure4175
    @sqaure4175 5 лет назад +1686

    I would’ve bought a speedo if Bert became spokesman. Just outta respect.

    • @sqaure4175
      @sqaure4175 5 лет назад

      Adam Marvint I’m trying to figure out if this is a play on words joke, or that’s the specific one he actually wears lol

    • @sqaure4175
      @sqaure4175 5 лет назад +1

      Adam Marvint gotcha haha, well he’s 2736lbs so I’ll have to find a small. Did you know Bert is the fattest most racist comedian in the world? It’s true, try it out!

    • @zachsimon9475
      @zachsimon9475 4 года назад

      I’d kill you if you wore a Speedo because of Bert. Just outta principle.

    • @the_original_Bilb_Ono
      @the_original_Bilb_Ono 4 года назад +1

      I'm a weird looking skinny pale man but at a certain age you stop giving a damn. This has inspired me to buy a Speedo on Amazon and see how it feels. Also i believe in Australia they're called "Bungie Smugglers" - learned that from an Aussie milf who was a "fine Sheila".

    • @kaitlynkeao317
      @kaitlynkeao317 2 года назад

      @@sqaure4175 bvvvvvvvvvv vvvv v vvvvvvvv yyxxcxxxxxccccccccvvvvbvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

  • @foaly8
    @foaly8 5 лет назад +2670

    Speedo is missing out big time. They could even make it one of those super woke “anti body shaming” campaigns.

    • @ycnexu
      @ycnexu 5 лет назад +45

      Yep it's actually a sensible marketing idea I thought too. Even if you have no goddamn sense of humor there at speedo.

    • @DaddyKhaos
      @DaddyKhaos 5 лет назад +1

      Omg I want to like this!!!!!! But it's at 666 right now....don't wanna mess with that

    • @theimmortalone506
      @theimmortalone506 5 лет назад

      Damn son woke af

    • @fritzjackson4336
      @fritzjackson4336 5 лет назад +13

      Woke people don't care about men.

    • @sungodra1226
      @sungodra1226 5 лет назад

      @foaly8 Better yet, athletic body shaming movement😂

  • @revenkai
    @revenkai 5 лет назад +1259

    He weighs 250 but carries it like he’s 410, keep it high and tight 👖👖👖

  • @turdmuffins88
    @turdmuffins88 5 лет назад +734

    Hey Speedo, Bert is making me seriously consider buying multiple Speedos. I will own several before the summer is over. You can thank Bert.

    • @vincent6210
      @vincent6210 5 лет назад +3

      Don't be compelled by him.. that's his tequila speaking and making him autistic

    • @shitburd
      @shitburd 5 лет назад +1

      Try it out!

    • @TopLob
      @TopLob 4 года назад +5

      Don't do it unless Bert becomes their spokesman.

    • @whyarewehere3893
      @whyarewehere3893 4 года назад +1

      @@vincent6210 stfu

  • @jpablo68
    @jpablo68 5 лет назад +366

    If Bert Kreischer gets to be the face of speedo, I'll buy a bunch of them.

    • @ameliadelcastillo5424
      @ameliadelcastillo5424 4 года назад +1

      And show Conan wearing one looking like Superman, since he doesn’t want to show skin 😂

  • @edwardnigma3532
    @edwardnigma3532 5 лет назад +864

    I love how Bert doesn't know how to be a guest.

  • @maybachyard
    @maybachyard 5 лет назад +303

    Please get Andy and Conan on Bert's Something's Burning.

    • @JakeSimmer
      @JakeSimmer 5 лет назад +5

      Awesome idea!!

    • @jesseyoung3155
      @jesseyoung3155 4 года назад +1

      MayBach Yard yesssssss

    • @JakeSimmer
      @JakeSimmer 4 года назад +1

      @@jesseyoung3155 or... get them on Bert's podcast...

  • @love-hammer
    @love-hammer 5 лет назад +393

    A rare snorting Conan laugh.

    • @Brainbuster
      @Brainbuster 5 лет назад +7

      Mark the time, Boris.

    • @magusvirga
      @magusvirga 5 лет назад +6

      A smidge before 7:41 or so. Near the end when they’re talking about the website. Had to listen real carefully.

    • @psamocybincubensis3897
      @psamocybincubensis3897 5 лет назад +1

      Must have been a cocaine drip

    • @b1azensadventures278
      @b1azensadventures278 4 года назад

      He made Conan laugh so hard 😂😂

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 года назад

      @@psamocybincubensis3897 Durrrrrr, drugs are funny durrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • @nina9346
    @nina9346 5 лет назад +59

    Bert has such a good energy I've never seen such a happy man before lol

  • @nottodayisay
    @nottodayisay 5 лет назад +166

    The happiest guy I’ve seen this year 😂

    • @nothin6121
      @nothin6121 5 лет назад +2

      Over Speedos as well hahahahahahah

    • @sefk9003
      @sefk9003 5 лет назад +4

      nothing to do with the coke

    • @psyifinotic
      @psyifinotic 4 года назад +3

      Sefk if bert was on coke he would not be 240

  • @robertfeight1205
    @robertfeight1205 5 лет назад +143

    Good energy. Speedo should issue a 'Go and Persist' with this guy.

  • @cheeseisgreat24
    @cheeseisgreat24 5 лет назад +148

    I legit would buy a hundred speedos this very second if Bert Kreischer became an official spokesman for them :-P

  • @raphaellauf7786
    @raphaellauf7786 4 года назад +57

    speedo needs to know their target group , men like Bert with the Dad bod.

  • @JoshuaOtusanya
    @JoshuaOtusanya 5 лет назад +206

    Bert Kreischer is that white dude who’s invited to all the black barbecues.
    -Josh Otusanya

    • @brickevious
      @brickevious 3 года назад +35

      bruh did you actually quote yourself

    • @AviChetriArtwork
      @AviChetriArtwork 3 года назад +2

      @@brickevious haha, he did.

    • @user-ej2wr5bg2v
      @user-ej2wr5bg2v 3 года назад +2

      @@brickevious Lmao😂😂
      -C Jimenez

    • @Puppy_Puppington
      @Puppy_Puppington Год назад

      @@brickevious there are no quotations…. That’s more of a signature type thing to let people know who wrote it. A lot of older boomer people do it… it’s like on the irl letters. But recently, if a celebrity or someone with a lot of followers in social media, they usually have a team of people who comments or responds to people on their own profile … so they leave their little mark to let you know who responded to you or commented lmao

  • @yoda5436
    @yoda5436 4 года назад +29

    Honestly that pixelated speedo idea is genius.

  • @1mm819
    @1mm819 5 лет назад +227

    Bert kreischer looks like a nice Alex Jones

  • @3micsthriplethreat
    @3micsthriplethreat 5 лет назад +12

    Bert always laughs like hes being held at gunpoint

  • @jonloc8535
    @jonloc8535 5 лет назад +92

    We need Conan on Something's Burning

    • @TheBlackMambaa248
      @TheBlackMambaa248 5 лет назад +7

      Bill Burr and Conan on something’s burning. Would be the best episode by far.

    • @jonloc8535
      @jonloc8535 5 лет назад +5

      @@TheBlackMambaa248 they could make gingerbread cookies while drinking ginger beer

    • @shitburd
      @shitburd 5 лет назад

      @Jon Loc That would be awesome

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner 5 лет назад +14

    100% can confirm that Jameson _does_ advertise to the Irish.
    _Heavily!_

  • @Undercookedpork
    @Undercookedpork 5 лет назад +105

    It's always a great show when "The Machine" is on.

  • @utuberzanz
    @utuberzanz 5 лет назад +477

    Oh hey it's Bart Chrysler

  • @dud621
    @dud621 5 лет назад +89

    andy lookin super slim here; great angle for him

    • @budtastic1224
      @budtastic1224 5 лет назад +11

      Everyone looks slim next Bert! Haha

    • @dushyantbangal169
      @dushyantbangal169 5 лет назад

      Andy has that in his contract

    • @Jmagee2113
      @Jmagee2113 5 лет назад +1

      dud621 then he had to sit there the whole interview with Burnt Chrylers calling him fat

    • @hootiehootheblowphish4109
      @hootiehootheblowphish4109 5 лет назад

      dud621 Andy should do a fitness and nutrition segment.

  • @shalomsaldanha1267
    @shalomsaldanha1267 4 года назад +8

    7:39
    The exact second when Conan snorted. Rare moment. Cherish it.

  • @OrlandoPcomedy
    @OrlandoPcomedy 5 лет назад +8

    He actually made solid points

  • @Maliceah
    @Maliceah 4 года назад +7

    Funniest guy I'd never heard of before. Great stuff. C'mon Speedo! I'd love to see those commercials!

  • @Tears_of_Isha
    @Tears_of_Isha 4 года назад +11

    I will buy and wear a speedo if bert tells me to in an official speedo commercial

  • @jetfoolishroche211
    @jetfoolishroche211 4 года назад +6

    I love Bert's Floridian Accent. All of our words just run together.

    • @taylorh.3484
      @taylorh.3484 4 года назад

      Based Zoom Floridians represent!

  • @petermeredith3873
    @petermeredith3873 5 лет назад +35

    The way the chairs are set up reminds me of the psychologist's office

  • @MarcoPolo1299
    @MarcoPolo1299 5 лет назад +3

    "The dogs dead now and they still won't give it to me." OMG! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thephoenixxy
    @thephoenixxy 5 лет назад +31

    His laughter seems to be coming from the depth of his bowel.

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 4 года назад

    I love his energy and what he takes joy in!! he must be the funnest Dad

  • @jenrig2333
    @jenrig2333 4 года назад +3

    No only should he be a spokesperson... he should have his own line. The Bert collection.

  • @maridelport440
    @maridelport440 4 года назад +10

    Speedo made a mistake not giving that opportunity to Bert.

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 5 лет назад +13

    "A dog"
    "Is that true?"
    "Yeah". XD

  • @jhonnyfolhas
    @jhonnyfolhas 4 года назад +2

    I justblove this guy, is laugh is absolutely hilarious and contagious
    Wonderful ❤️😂😂😂

  • @emmetLshavinski
    @emmetLshavinski 5 лет назад +7

    If Bert's face was on a label for a jar of pasta sauce I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

  • @1086626
    @1086626 5 лет назад +2

    I LOVE BERT!!! I seriously think he is one of the best comedians. THE MACHINE!!!!

  • @byd1420
    @byd1420 5 лет назад +4

    Conan I love your show and I want to do what you do when I grow up. I am inspired on what you do and love how you spreed humour

  • @YahyeIbrahim
    @YahyeIbrahim 4 года назад +18

    I would wear a speedo if they make bert the spokesperson.

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 5 лет назад +23

    If anyone can sell speedos its Bert and Andy, they just sold 100k off of this video alone.

  • @luvyou-baby
    @luvyou-baby 5 лет назад +1

    This guy is motivated and has a lot of energy

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 2 года назад +1

    only Bert can say "a hundred percent" at a hundred percent volume!! ahahaha

  • @elchucofried5683
    @elchucofried5683 5 лет назад +6

    You have to love Andy's laugh

  • @thurleif
    @thurleif 5 лет назад +1

    God Damn I'm laughing/crying here after Bert in Speedos. Bert in Speedo is now my spirit animal, never had one before.

  • @MFx88
    @MFx88 2 года назад +2

    Ive never had a speedo, but hearing burt and andy talking about it made me consider it! Speedo you are missing out

  • @glindin
    @glindin 4 года назад +9

    "bertbertbert.com"
    Who had bertbert?
    A dog!
    Nearly blew a vessel, not laughed like that in a long time, not even sure its funny, but literally rofl!

  • @lancebuttercream9817
    @lancebuttercream9817 5 лет назад +6

    Swimmin in a pool in a long sleeve sun shirt:
    "Sup ladies."

  • @katkitten5140
    @katkitten5140 5 лет назад +1

    I Need More Conan in my life!

  • @GibItUp
    @GibItUp 4 года назад

    LOL did Conan saying “bitch...that was the worst use of a drone”?? Hahahah 5:15

  • @TheModestMama
    @TheModestMama 4 года назад +2

    Bert has such an awesome following that this would actually be an amazing opportunity for Speedo LOL

  • @AarononYoutube
    @AarononYoutube 5 лет назад +20

    I would buy a speedo if they sponsor Bert.

  • @valhalla1240
    @valhalla1240 5 лет назад +4

    I love how Bert spent an entire Interview promoting speeods, yet when Conan sais: Speedo if you're out there, this is the guy, he still raises one shy finger, like the humble schoolboy he is. xD

  • @giuseppelogiurato5718
    @giuseppelogiurato5718 2 года назад

    I love it when he says to Conan O'freaking'Brian; "Get it?" 🤣

  • @SloppyballsMcGuillicutty
    @SloppyballsMcGuillicutty 5 лет назад

    ‘the dogs dead and he still won’t give it up’. I laughed so hard I snotted on my self.

  • @EbbnFlow_Design
    @EbbnFlow_Design 5 лет назад +12

    Those speedo submission videos just look like VERY specific kind of porn.

  • @NPC1921
    @NPC1921 2 года назад

    0:44 I love when Andy's is just the sole voice laughing

  • @al-mosheytidal1296
    @al-mosheytidal1296 5 лет назад +1

    @2:50 "Suppp Supppppphhh supph" hilarious

  • @rabbiswhy
    @rabbiswhy 5 лет назад

    everybody loves a confident person 💓

  • @musamelody9764
    @musamelody9764 4 года назад +1

    His face expressions are the best 😂

  • @geofthompson3844
    @geofthompson3844 3 года назад

    I'm an Everton fan and we have a fan nicknamed Speedo Mick because he has done many many charity walks wearing blue speedos, including walking to every stadium in England and recently walking from the very top of Scotland John o'groats to the tip of Cornwall at lands end. He wore them in every kind of weather and wears them to the game. I'm sure Burt and Mick should team up, they'd be such buddies and they'd have a great time smuggling budgies together 😂😂

  • @Lauren-yg3vd
    @Lauren-yg3vd 5 лет назад +20

    Conan "No one is stopping you" as he's stopping him lmao

  • @topz1645
    @topz1645 5 лет назад +6

    I love you conan i from egypt

  • @thefilthiestcasual9616
    @thefilthiestcasual9616 4 года назад +3

    This man is a national treasure

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 5 лет назад

    Not only a great comedian, awesome chef, but a genius marketer!!

  • @ebbyanne5764
    @ebbyanne5764 4 года назад +1

    Speedo, if you are out there... this is the MACHINE

  • @LDVenus-kz2lc
    @LDVenus-kz2lc 2 года назад +1

    “Hear me out!”
    “No one, first of all, is stopping you. You’re on a talk show”
    Lmaooo

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist9120 4 года назад +8

    That drone caught Brokeback Bert in his natural habitat....
    ❤❤❤❤

  • @caseygharing9256
    @caseygharing9256 4 года назад +2

    "I think we got a cease and desist." 😅😂🤣

  • @eLiFILMSinc
    @eLiFILMSinc 4 года назад

    He caught me with that Lasso....I'm in

  • @jzaylia1
    @jzaylia1 5 лет назад +2

    This video has changed my life. Lol!

  • @PkmKitty
    @PkmKitty 4 года назад +5

    SPEEDO Commercial
    Bert: "Just Try It."

  • @Zootofanthrax
    @Zootofanthrax 4 года назад +1

    Speedo needs to sponsor Burt and at the end of the commercial he turns around and “the machine” is printed across the rear. Millions!

  • @seankeating5005
    @seankeating5005 5 лет назад +46

    The pixelated speedo idea is really kinda genius. #burtisfat
    Any fellow mommies out there. Keep em high and tight.

    • @JamesLeeBuzz
      @JamesLeeBuzz 5 лет назад +3

      I'm with ya Jeans! Mine were low and loose and then this clip snapped me out of that funk, got 'em high and tight again!

  • @dcquence
    @dcquence 5 лет назад

    LOL his laughing after the clip is hilarious

  • @sethstorm6133
    @sethstorm6133 5 лет назад +1

    Andy looks really good lately glad to see he's doing good.

  • @adrian4397
    @adrian4397 3 года назад +1

    Burnt Chrysler's energy in this interview is like being on the perfect combination of cocaine, booze and weed.

  • @tag123tagify
    @tag123tagify 5 лет назад

    The machine!

  • @coops3840
    @coops3840 5 лет назад +8

    😂they are both awesome😂

  • @Zetsuke4
    @Zetsuke4 4 года назад

    LOL that sound effect he did swimming like a dolphin is hilarious

  • @b1azensadventures278
    @b1azensadventures278 4 года назад

    Best interview ever lol 😂😂😂

  • @polymathematics_
    @polymathematics_ 5 лет назад

    go Brent! love your comedy

  • @badash1738
    @badash1738 5 лет назад

    Bert is awesome and hilarious! Petition speedo, we need a bert in the pixelated speedo commercial!

  • @AGoodJoe
    @AGoodJoe 5 лет назад

    So good, Machine.

  • @ralphediger1856
    @ralphediger1856 5 лет назад +1

    I effing love Bert

  • @altamashurooj
    @altamashurooj 4 года назад

    that cute conan snort and sorry haaaaaaa 7:37

  • @torihawthorne6732
    @torihawthorne6732 4 года назад

    Bert is my spirit animal

  • @hwanger9393
    @hwanger9393 5 лет назад +52

    Pleaseeeee tell me there’s a podcast with Bert!!!

    • @duhanyul
      @duhanyul 5 лет назад

      Brian Hwang yeah he has his own don’t remember what it’s called though

    • @kinder4931
      @kinder4931 5 лет назад +6

      bertcast, it's his solo podcast and he appears on other ones of course 2

    • @lorereview
      @lorereview 5 лет назад +34

      He does and it's called the bertcast. Be warned, it's mostly him talking about his disdain for black people and fat people.

    • @maxlamangouste
      @maxlamangouste 5 лет назад +9

      @@lorereview I know right, the most racist comedian on earth !

    • @RaptorInNewMexico
      @RaptorInNewMexico 5 лет назад

      He's on Joe Rogan's podcast a bit.

  • @littlekiwi9724
    @littlekiwi9724 5 лет назад +3

    Big men in Speedos. Hell yeah!!!

  • @cptsketch13
    @cptsketch13 5 лет назад

    Bert is ridiculous and yet ........ hilarious

  • @sausagefruit7690
    @sausagefruit7690 5 лет назад +3

    Conan The God.

  • @Omni-Rage
    @Omni-Rage 4 года назад

    Bert killed that!

  • @AP-iu8vf
    @AP-iu8vf 4 года назад

    omfg, Bert's got me roflmao!!

  • @icecreamtruck2993
    @icecreamtruck2993 5 лет назад

    I think this guy's found the purpose of the universe, that why he's so happy

  • @kphandley
    @kphandley 5 лет назад

    Love you Coco

  • @Zetsuke4
    @Zetsuke4 4 года назад

    OMG conan's subtlety is LEGENDARY the average viewer wouldnt even get it LOL

  • @dizzyd970
    @dizzyd970 5 лет назад

    😂😂😂 Bert is the best

  • @TheYlro
    @TheYlro 4 года назад

    This guy is soo funny!

  • @CoryJones-yc9ie
    @CoryJones-yc9ie 4 года назад

    I'm losing my mind... they sent a cease and desist bahahahah

  • @jettcord6834
    @jettcord6834 5 лет назад

    Funny chat . Started slow...got weird... got weirder...then calmly funny right at the end.

  • @flex_piper
    @flex_piper 5 лет назад +5

    The Machine and Conan the Barbarian together! 👍