Why Microsoft Word is the best IDE for programming

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  • Опубликовано: 22 май 2024
  • In this video, I tell you the best IDE to use for programming. No matter what kind of programming you do.
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @jomakaze
    @jomakaze  3 года назад +14471

    Apparently, many of you thought I was sponsored by Microsoft lmao. I don't think they would approve this.

    • @DaMonster
      @DaMonster 3 года назад +314

      Because they’re fools

    • @TechRevi
      @TechRevi 3 года назад +258

      Why use VS when you can user Word?!

    • @Emma-ox4ki
      @Emma-ox4ki 3 года назад +146

      Man I was laughing. Some people really don't get jokes, y'know

    •  3 года назад +75

      I actually looked for the link in the description :)

    • @jordisantamariaportoles8233
      @jordisantamariaportoles8233 3 года назад +26

      Microsoft word for programming feels as bad as vscode xD

  • @zarbi_
    @zarbi_ 3 года назад +17499

    after the video:
    Open visual studio code to write an essay.

    • @bowuigi
      @bowuigi 3 года назад +586

      Actually it has .doc support via extensions

    • @CJ-kx7gz
      @CJ-kx7gz 3 года назад +291

      Vscode is the best

    • @nujuat
      @nujuat 3 года назад +235

      I've written latex papers and restructured text documentation in vs code and it worked like a treat

    • @giovannicrisalfi3189
      @giovannicrisalfi3189 3 года назад +36

      Emacs is da way

    • @nujuat
      @nujuat 3 года назад +4

      @@swiftrealm im considering properly learning vi(m)... not sure if the delay learning the overhead for it is good for me right now though. I know the basics from when I was coding for a decades old solaris box haha

  • @SHADOWSTRIKE1
    @SHADOWSTRIKE1 3 года назад +5341

    “Why should you believe me? Look at how many monitors I have.”
    Lmao

    • @limejuice5351
      @limejuice5351 3 года назад +110

      "if that doesn't buy me credibility, I do not know what will"

    • @20Stephanus
      @20Stephanus 3 года назад +26

      *shoulder angel poofs into existence* No no. He has a point.

    • @jetercanda6261
      @jetercanda6261 3 года назад

      😂

    • @glitchyice
      @glitchyice 3 года назад

      I need one

    • @AnkitGusai
      @AnkitGusai 3 года назад +18

      Having succesfully plug 3 monitors in a MacBook certifies you as a developer.

  • @haksell5462
    @haksell5462 Год назад +191

    My favorite IDE is graph paper. I have 128 different colored pencils. Each of which representing one character. I color in each square with my pencil to represent the character that I need, photoscan the page, And then run it through a piece of software that costs $31,765/year and that will convert my pdf to a .c file which I then run through notepad++. It is a very effecient, cost-effective, and easy-to-use/do workflow!

  • @TheInsanitor
    @TheInsanitor Год назад +554

    You should give GIMP a go. At first I was sceptical, but it has become my favorite IDE by far.
    You can have the code sideways, upside down, make it 60% transparent, so it's harder to steal, but not inaccessible for your workers, except maybe the seniors.
    You can even run Script-fu right there in the IDE!

    • @willmil1199
      @willmil1199 Год назад +5

      🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @_scatterbrains
      @_scatterbrains Год назад +17

      60% transparency 😂
      let's not forget using alpha channels to make desired code blocks reusable in different files

    • @marcopeterson805
      @marcopeterson805 Год назад +8

      Ik this is a joke, but you *can* export gimp pictures as C code

    • @0x8badf00d
      @0x8badf00d Год назад +3

      @@marcopeterson805 X pixmaps specifically.

    • @ishtiaqhussainnaqi7628
      @ishtiaqhussainnaqi7628 6 месяцев назад +1

      Cold

  • @ishaanjain7101
    @ishaanjain7101 3 года назад +12648

    Initially, I was having difficulty to believe in this guy but then I saw the number of monitors he has 💯👏

    • @simpleairplane1030
      @simpleairplane1030 3 года назад +418

      More monitor = more skill

    • @istvan368
      @istvan368 2 года назад +10

      xD

    • @estimata5905
      @estimata5905 2 года назад +31

      @@simpleairplane1030 Ok, that's make sense...

    • @karl-heinzskywalker387
      @karl-heinzskywalker387 2 года назад +80

      He also has the biggest Windows I've ever seen

    • @rogerio067072
      @rogerio067072 2 года назад +5

      hunnnn, i just missed the laptop on his desk, you know every guy/girl with lots os responsibilities in a company has lots os monitors, a nice desktop and a powerful laptop. But from now on I will be better writing code with MSWORD. My life will change and tomorrow I will be a better man.

  • @dannyfogel9156
    @dannyfogel9156 2 года назад +2035

    I think the best IDE is a piece of paper, you write your code on it with any tool and any style you want, then you take a picture of it, plug it in to a convolutional neural network to convert it to text, compile and run. It is by far the best method!

    • @ashish2099
      @ashish2099 Год назад +35

      My man, LOL

    • @kondwaniphiri9772
      @kondwaniphiri9772 Год назад +16

      wait you can do that?

    • @maladictbilbiomort2778
      @maladictbilbiomort2778 Год назад +29

      You can even write the code from the ground up for the complex neural networks to upload to the computer in the first place and then scan it to the computer for efficiency. No reason to use another IDE to make the networks when the paper is so efficient.

    • @jvstbecause
      @jvstbecause Год назад +10

      But you must pay attention that the Paper and AI is from Microsoft because it is the best and Microsoft is the best

    • @Spellweaver5
      @Spellweaver5 Год назад +23

      Pfft, the best IDE is your own mind. You just remember all the code as you invent it and autocorrect yourself.
      And then you don't even need a separate neural network to convert it to text because that's already included into the IDE.

  • @idrinkdihyrdogenmonoxide.2525
    @idrinkdihyrdogenmonoxide.2525 Год назад +138

    Mario Maker has always been my go-to IDE for all the projects I've done, but with your video, I might actually try out Microsoft Word! Thanks for the quick demo, you've very effectively demonstrated the benefits of it!

  • @DavidMartinez-pg3zq
    @DavidMartinez-pg3zq Год назад +58

    Word as your IDE, Excel as your debugger is the META

  • @CAG2
    @CAG2 3 года назад +21954

    No, PowerPoint is the best because you can move code blocks freely and use different slides as classes. You can even create a UI!

    • @Pixelsplasher
      @Pixelsplasher 3 года назад +1195

      Excel is best for me because I can neatly block, style, sort and indent my code in cells. Variables placed inside cells can be referenced with code in other cells with the powerful Excel formula language.

    • @metal571
      @metal571 3 года назад +474

      And it's Turing complete

    • @nahidux
      @nahidux 3 года назад +39

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Valiant1010
      @Valiant1010 3 года назад +131

      @@danielmbcn Paint is being depreciated. Wordpad still the way to go lol.

    • @noicthebrave
      @noicthebrave 3 года назад +17

      @@amirmukhlis4936 your dang right.

  • @tannerbarcelos6880
    @tannerbarcelos6880 3 года назад +4644

    I use my notebook and then scan the papers to pdf on my laptop. That’s the real way to write code

  • @ceronore3621
    @ceronore3621 Год назад +75

    I always struggled with the standard text editor but you opened my eyes. I've become a much better programmer with your advice. I still need more monitors so I can become even better but hey - there is always room for improvement.

  • @chriscreations8853
    @chriscreations8853 Год назад +17

    I've personally been using Windows Photo Viewer for years now and I've been struggling especially with code highlighting. Thanks for the eye opener. Just what I needed.

  • @YouriPoulin
    @YouriPoulin 3 года назад +5494

    I've been coding on Photoshop for years. Infinite styling options, then you just need a good text rendering algorythm and BOOM! Best IDE in the Wolrd

  • @manishbr5831
    @manishbr5831 3 года назад +12048

    Imagine if a newbie in programming watches this as their first video on IDE and uses it

  • @lsantac
    @lsantac Год назад +63

    I do by hand and use crayons to mark the functions. Works even with not computer on. 😉

    • @eyeofthepyramid2596
      @eyeofthepyramid2596 Год назад +4

      Writing codes on paper is really a good way to start programming.

    • @dayvie9517
      @dayvie9517 Год назад +2

      Nice, send your code to Elon Musk via fax for a hardcore code review

  • @FGB64
    @FGB64 6 месяцев назад +20

    This reminds me of one of the first jobs I had out of school. It was doing assembly language programming on one of the early IBM PCs and the only tools I had available for editing were edlin and Microsoft Word for DOS. So I used word because, well, literally anything was better than edlin. Word wanted to always save everything in word format, so every time I forgot to explicitly save as text, it would cause the assembler to spew out an impressive number of errors.

    • @mybloodyvacuum
      @mybloodyvacuum 5 месяцев назад +1

      interesting

    • @thripnixe
      @thripnixe 4 месяца назад

      Trur senior engineer

    • @mikelyons5632
      @mikelyons5632 2 месяца назад

      You could have used debug and written in assembly.

  • @silence.9376
    @silence.9376 3 года назад +3139

    *"The human brain is the most complex structure in the whole entire universe"*
    _-Human Brain_

    • @ryuk0gt255
      @ryuk0gt255 3 года назад +56

      Exactly why I don't trust him.

    • @salutoitoi
      @salutoitoi 3 года назад +5

      @@ryuk0gt255 you think it's real ? Maybe you didn't notice but he's trolling (jocking)

    • @marcusaureliusregulus2833
      @marcusaureliusregulus2833 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @taresy6789pp
      @taresy6789pp 3 года назад +3

      when you use it properly to can achieve extraordinary things

    • @2hotflavored666
      @2hotflavored666 3 года назад +30

      @@salutoitoi I don't think you noticed that he's also joking.

  • @normanramsay5107
    @normanramsay5107 2 года назад +4554

    "This is a feature, not a bug"
    -- literally every programmer ever

    • @RacingCar7483
      @RacingCar7483 2 года назад +56

      Bethesda in a nutshell

    • @cosmq
      @cosmq 2 года назад +26

      Mojang be like: See, this is wath i'm talking about

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 2 года назад +13

      Minecraft's piston and dropper qc:

    • @growthoperatorsKA
      @growthoperatorsKA 2 года назад +4

      Hahaha lol

    • @ovik3921
      @ovik3921 2 года назад +2

      @Markuw GG its EA btw 🤣🤣

  • @gesugao
    @gesugao Год назад +72

    i personally prefer writing my codes in the backyard or frontyard of sims 2 homes, you can choose from multiple grass or path styles. no more touch grass jokes!
    some variables can be literal plants, now this is what i call object oriented programming.
    wandering dogs or sims may cause bugs by digging holes or laying on parts of the code thus obscuring it, but this is a feature, that can also be used for documentation. you may use simple cheat codes to make animals playable, and you place holes in front of the lines you wanna comment out. easy!

    • @champx549
      @champx549 Год назад +1

      this is one of the most creative comments i have ever seen!

  • @hikaritsumi2123
    @hikaritsumi2123 Год назад +6

    Wow I was thinking on how do you document a coded and by far this is the most helpful advice I needed, Thanks Joma Tech! subscribed :)

  • @umadbroyo2388
    @umadbroyo2388 3 года назад +1640

    Me, who breathes on a mirror and writes code with my finger on the misty part: AMATEURS!!

    • @lodostic1015
      @lodostic1015 3 года назад +7

      Bruh don't we all write like that

    • @ArcanePath360
      @ArcanePath360 3 года назад +47

      Novice. I don't even write my code down. It's all in my head. ....where it stays.

    • @umadbroyo2388
      @umadbroyo2388 3 года назад +49

      @@ArcanePath360 I thought code was stored in the balls!!

    • @1minutepiano379
      @1minutepiano379 3 года назад +4

      You're absolutely a legend 😎

    • @saisagarsingh3340
      @saisagarsingh3340 3 года назад +12

      @@umadbroyo2388 genetics codes are stored in balls

  • @mnnptl
    @mnnptl 3 года назад +2029

    The level of sarcasm in this video is higher than my GPA.

    • @kattihatt
      @kattihatt 3 года назад +58

      Not that high then?

    • @mnnptl
      @mnnptl 3 года назад +27

      @@kattihatt sadly yes

    • @kattihatt
      @kattihatt 3 года назад +19

      @@mnnptl hehe dont worry mate, it doesnt really matter.

    • @hapyness
      @hapyness 3 года назад +17

      Yes he is sarcastic. But he also says the truth. Highlighting part of code should help a lot. I'm going to tell this to my brother.

    • @mnnptl
      @mnnptl 3 года назад

      @Naman Divgi and chika senpai calls herself a detective

  • @wisehipoppotamus878
    @wisehipoppotamus878 Год назад +1

    I've always considered writing code in word, now I'm sure it's the best option. Thank you Joma.

  • @shahidullahmuffakir668
    @shahidullahmuffakir668 6 месяцев назад

    I remember that almost a year ago, when I started learning programming, I watched this video. I'm still using MS Word for my coding, and it's been a great choice for me. Thank you so much!!

  • @DoubleOSevan
    @DoubleOSevan 3 года назад +4986

    I use MS Paint. It doesn't autocorrect like Word and has a non-intrusive, easy-to-use interface that's friendly to beginners and pros alike.

    • @ElColombre27360
      @ElColombre27360 3 года назад +66

      Im laughing in tears, literally.

    • @letscode8092
      @letscode8092 2 года назад +19

      lmao that's underrated

    • @DreckbobBratpfanne
      @DreckbobBratpfanne 2 года назад +21

      Considering there is a programming language that uses images as code (Pete (?)) you can automatically use Paint as well for that! Best IDE by mile.

    • @HoundGrin
      @HoundGrin 2 года назад +26

      The next level is to paint an executable.

    • @thatchapthere
      @thatchapthere 2 года назад

      @@DreckbobBratpfanne Piet

  • @SS-ql7bt
    @SS-ql7bt 3 года назад +1430

    “You can literally put two different colors on a single word” 🤣

    • @shahil8235
      @shahil8235 3 года назад +6

      569 likes but no replies😮

    • @marvinnimnull9982
      @marvinnimnull9982 3 года назад +3

      why not ? hungarian notation, lpctwNewString legitimately could have two different colors having type information encoded in its name

    • @jazzram_
      @jazzram_ 3 года назад

      Funnier if it wouldve been unlimited

    • @marvinnimnull9982
      @marvinnimnull9982 3 года назад +1

      @@jazzram_ btw, wolfram matemática allows you to put objects instead of their descriptions, i.e. you can put color instead of hex string of color.

    • @h.s_industries
      @h.s_industries 3 года назад +1

      😂

  • @reikooters
    @reikooters Год назад +2

    One thing you can do in Word if you have some text and you want to replace some character with new lines. For example, given the string:
    &hello=1&world=true
    Paste the text into Word. Ctrl+H for find and replace - put & as the find and ^l as the replace (lowercase L)
    Output:
    hello=1
    world=true
    You can also use ^t to replace with tabs. For example you could replace = with ^t. Then you can copy all the text and paste it neatly into Excel as 2 rows with 2 columns.
    Notepad++ can do this too - replace with
    or \t if you choose "Extended" search mode, but Word is something non-programmers can use if you don't have Notepad++ but have Word, or if you're helping someone else at their computer to format some data they copied from somewhere to put it into Excel etc.

  • @Iog
    @Iog Год назад +20

    The thing is, my high school’s Computer Science courses back in like 2017-2019 used Microsoft Word as an IDE. No joke. Either that or you can use Google Docs for group projects. It was purely out of laziness and ignorance as our computer science teacher doesn’t actually know a thing about computer science, he majored in physics, and our school must’ve thought “good enough.” He was literally learning computer science as he was teaching us, and frankly, he probably did one or two half-baked lessons throughout the semesters. But with all that freedom though, the real passion ones excelled. Heck, I even found a loophole to get free Netflix for a while through a cookie’s vulnerability on their website. We sort of migrated from what was suppose to be a simple Python course on paper into a C++ one since our teacher did not understood the curriculum well and just asked what language we wanted to learn lol. For those less responsible though, it was just an easy marks class, basically everyone got 100s in it, but only a few actually deserved it. I will say, those few I know went on to become engineers during university later on and incredibly skillful folks in software. So it wasn’t a bad trade-off. It was all up to the student, which I love the idea of.

  • @tagabacolod2069
    @tagabacolod2069 3 года назад +4528

    A moment of silence to those beginners who believed this.

    • @kylewalker2949
      @kylewalker2949 3 года назад +116

      I saw it on a Reddit post and was like, "God, please let this be satire".

    • @kylewalker2949
      @kylewalker2949 3 года назад +28

      @Lucas Carlson It was indeed

    • @niladrimallik3172
      @niladrimallik3172 3 года назад +24

      After ages of using Vs-Code, using Notepad sucks.
      I am scared of thinking about Ms-Word.

    • @coding_box4265
      @coding_box4265 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @itzyuzuruclips
      @itzyuzuruclips 3 года назад +1

      lmao

  • @notepad30
    @notepad30 3 года назад +1831

    Next Video:
    "Why pen and paper is the best IDE"

    • @3dninja54
      @3dninja54 3 года назад +74

      Next video: Why cave drawing hieroglyphics is the best IDE

    • @aadityasingh9479
      @aadityasingh9479 3 года назад +3

      Sarcasm beautifully done

    • @jazzram_
      @jazzram_ 3 года назад +2

      then it run 0_0

    • @lindadelalifiasam5878
      @lindadelalifiasam5878 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lux27.42
      @lux27.42 3 года назад +15

      Univ students be like...

  • @konsl3133
    @konsl3133 Год назад +2

    First i doubted this but then i saw the monitors and the super nice bandana.
    The best thing is the security mechanism with hiding passwords!! Thx!!!

  • @marcello4050
    @marcello4050 Год назад +1

    I literally started coding on notepad (not the ++), I'm nowI very happy to discover this tool, it seems way more sophisticated, can't wait to start coding with Word 🌟

  • @francescjuilleipujades7455
    @francescjuilleipujades7455 3 года назад +2134

    I'm very disapointed, everybody knows that WhatsApp is the best IDE

    • @book5257
      @book5257 3 года назад +160

      It even has features to share the code with others

    • @mindfulengineer
      @mindfulengineer 3 года назад +26

      Only for pair programming

    • @book5257
      @book5257 3 года назад +21

      @@mindfulengineer Yeah. It is useless if you are working on your own. WhatsApp is only a good IDE if you are working in a group

    • @user-ps3sr1tm6d
      @user-ps3sr1tm6d 3 года назад

      XD

    • @francescjuilleipujades7455
      @francescjuilleipujades7455 3 года назад +6

      @@mindfulengineer you can create groups too ;)

  • @purplelord8531
    @purplelord8531 3 года назад +1010

    there is absolutely no transition between the ironic parts and the unironic parts of this video and I love it.

    • @cpunktspunkt748
      @cpunktspunkt748 2 года назад +27

      Nice irony talking about unironic parts 😀

    • @ErikIsInThaHouse
      @ErikIsInThaHouse 2 года назад

      Khoi?

    • @zhiqiangyan1554
      @zhiqiangyan1554 2 года назад +3

      Have you ever thought why there is no trannsition?

    • @_b0h4z4rd7
      @_b0h4z4rd7 2 года назад +17

      I don't see any ironic parts...

    • @Shiryd
      @Shiryd Год назад +2

      what do you mean 'ironic' parts?

  • @dninjaman
    @dninjaman Год назад +8

    This is great advice thank you. I just used Excel to send you a donation.

  • @PyrotechnicProductions
    @PyrotechnicProductions Год назад

    Dude this was so subtle yet I was losing my mind. Beautiful.

  • @mohamedaminehammami121
    @mohamedaminehammami121 3 года назад +3749

    I was a farmer, after seeing this i've become a successful programmer.

  • @Cynthia_Cantrell
    @Cynthia_Cantrell 3 года назад +2072

    As an older engineer, the font size tip is GOLD.

    • @bigkoi1015
      @bigkoi1015 3 года назад +2

      Cool

    • @b07x
      @b07x 3 года назад +3

      Lmao😂

    • @DanielSchmitz
      @DanielSchmitz 3 года назад +10

      Ubuntu mono 22 here lol

    • @raphulali8937
      @raphulali8937 3 года назад +14

      older engineer engineer or some older person who happens to be engineer

    • @asd-dr9cf
      @asd-dr9cf 3 года назад +6

      @@raphulali8937 he obvious meant he was an expert in the coding language 'older'.

  • @user-hn1cy5ee5l
    @user-hn1cy5ee5l Год назад +1

    I like the feature with unexposing api keys. That's really great and you don't have to rotate keys, awesome!!!

  • @leoaraujo6570
    @leoaraujo6570 Год назад +1

    Amazing IDE, very versatile, i've been using it to write all my LaTeX code since watching this video and i can feel the productivity

  • @salutoitoi
    @salutoitoi 3 года назад +454

    I wrote "Microsoft Word" next to IDE in my CV, I got my job at Google
    Thank you !

    • @hotnspicebyemti
      @hotnspicebyemti 3 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @godovergaming2065
      @godovergaming2065 3 года назад +13

      Took this resume to microsoft also u will get lifetime subscription of office with job 😂

    • @saminaraf3349
      @saminaraf3349 3 года назад

      420 likes

    • @pameng5235
      @pameng5235 3 года назад

      Hi is it level 999 of joking))

  • @NathanRichardson23
    @NathanRichardson23 2 года назад +1776

    For the hobby programmer who doesn't want to pay for the full version of Word, WordPad is a nice free option to start out with.

    • @DreckbobBratpfanne
      @DreckbobBratpfanne 2 года назад +38

      Openoffice would be a nice option too

    • @brendon205
      @brendon205 2 года назад +57

      Notepad is good enough tbh

    • @DreckbobBratpfanne
      @DreckbobBratpfanne 2 года назад +24

      @@brendon205 for HTML this isn't even a satirical possibility. Worked quite nice

    • @brendon205
      @brendon205 2 года назад +30

      @@DreckbobBratpfanne yeah, but I don't mean notepad++, that would be easy, I mean the windows notepad

    • @DreckbobBratpfanne
      @DreckbobBratpfanne 2 года назад +1

      @@brendon205 🤣👍 true

  • @user-mo6yo4kz1m
    @user-mo6yo4kz1m 7 месяцев назад +1

    how did you keep a straight face in this video
    i swear i had a sore stomach laughing, thank you!!

  • @harshagurram8301
    @harshagurram8301 11 месяцев назад

    I am new to programming. I am trying to figure out what IDE to use. This seems to be the one. It truly has the best features compared to everything else!

  • @Sun-lr5wo
    @Sun-lr5wo 3 года назад +1171

    "Let's write merge sort"
    *copy pastes code*

  • @SemGabelko
    @SemGabelko 3 года назад +2825

    *Next* : why Microsoft Paint is the best CAD software for actual engineers.

    • @user-vg2qu8hm4f
      @user-vg2qu8hm4f 3 года назад +56

      This is NOT a joke, dude!

    • @kurgerbing6969
      @kurgerbing6969 3 года назад +16

      autodesk sketchbook: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!?!?!

    • @rajeevr5509
      @rajeevr5509 3 года назад +16

      😂😂😂 RIP solidworks, autocad, catia, nx, creo and all other cad softwares out there

    • @playerscience
      @playerscience 2 года назад +5

      Rip AutoCAD

    • @mz1604
      @mz1604 2 года назад

      Correct! WeChat becomes a giant mobile app of everything. Microsoft Office will become a omni-software that can do everything including AI!

  • @emperorpenguin448
    @emperorpenguin448 6 месяцев назад

    I'm new to programming and I've been using notepad as an IDE so far. But thanks to you, I'll now be using Word. Word seems to be much better for programming.

  • @equilibrium2841
    @equilibrium2841 11 месяцев назад

    i also use microsoft excel to center my

  • @aniketagarwal3992
    @aniketagarwal3992 3 года назад +637

    "If you have your api key exposed, you can just unexpose it like so"
    hackers - damn bruh he got us

  • @zquantkcks
    @zquantkcks 3 года назад +1324

    "No this doesn't effect my kid"(while smoking).
    Kid after 20 years:

    • @shelby255
      @shelby255 3 года назад +23

      Bro I saw this meme

    • @hindolebasu9694
      @hindolebasu9694 3 года назад +1

      XD

    • @zsupersaiyan
      @zsupersaiyan 3 года назад +12

      came here because of that meme

    • @moadhoueslati6838
      @moadhoueslati6838 3 года назад +8

      i was searching for this comment...

    • @neillunavat
      @neillunavat 3 года назад +3

      I can't find the 1% discount link in the description. Do any of you guys have it?

  • @HarishPillay
    @HarishPillay 2 года назад

    A year and a bit late, but you are spot on! made my Sunday morning here in SIngapore.

  • @j.s.3414
    @j.s.3414 Год назад

    I'm so glad I found this. Not only is Word perfect as an IDE, but its the best Computer Forensics platform available.

  • @carewen3969
    @carewen3969 3 года назад +740

    "Here....you can literally put two different colours into one word!"
    Un-expose your API token by changing the font colour to white....
    Pure gold...

    • @nyankers
      @nyankers 2 года назад +28

      no no. it's white, not gold.

    • @baconofburger8784
      @baconofburger8784 2 года назад +1

      @@nyankers he was referring pure gold as the expression, not the color

    • @Darth_Wotan
      @Darth_Wotan 2 года назад +24

      @@baconofburger8784 r/woosh

    • @hereturbie7458
      @hereturbie7458 2 года назад +3

      Does it come with dark mode?

    • @olixx1213
      @olixx1213 2 года назад

      @@hereturbie7458 idk do you?

  • @ricardoestrella95
    @ricardoestrella95 3 года назад +1408

    There's no RGB keyboard, I can't trust this guy.

  • @NicCynthia
    @NicCynthia 6 месяцев назад +2

    This is what you should watch when you are having a bad day

  • @igglye6805
    @igglye6805 Год назад

    I never knew how to run Microsoft Word code and now I do. So thank you.

  • @noicthebrave
    @noicthebrave 3 года назад +880

    My favorite IDE is the one that grants me access to dark theme the fastest

    • @tmnic6971
      @tmnic6971 3 года назад +46

      So vim then?

    • @akshatghoshal6098
      @akshatghoshal6098 3 года назад +83

      visual studio code because it starts with the dark theme

    • @theren8311
      @theren8311 3 года назад +25

      @@akshatghoshal6098 IntelliJ makes you select it before you even start.

    • @FourOf92000
      @FourOf92000 3 года назад +122

      have you tried turning the monitor off

    • @barbosa7797
      @barbosa7797 3 года назад +36

      Did you try to close your eyes? 😂

  • @seankaila
    @seankaila 2 года назад +751

    Fun fact.
    When I was at uni there was a guy in my group who was coding python in notepad. He asked: "Where are the colours?". To this day I didn't understand his thought process. Until I saw your video. Thank you.

    • @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587
      @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 2 года назад +15

      wtf

    • @matiasdariel7291
      @matiasdariel7291 2 года назад +56

      notepad++ or ms notepad

    • @seankaila
      @seankaila 2 года назад +76

      @@matiasdariel7291 just normal notepad 😪😂

    • @styoupid4737
      @styoupid4737 2 года назад +54

      I code c++ in notepad++
      I’m scared that vsc will help me too much and I’ll be lost in my uni exams where we don’t use any ide

    • @seankaila
      @seankaila 2 года назад +68

      @@styoupid4737 i respect you so much for the dedication. However, im surprised that you couldn't write stuff in pseudocode for exam. Mainly because code easy to fuck up and nobody would get a score 100%, if that makes sense? as long as the fundamental logic makes sense you should be fine. In real life I forget syntax at times (im a software engineer).

  • @kuro6977
    @kuro6977 Год назад

    thank you for such a great information

  • @pavfrang
    @pavfrang Год назад +1

    You could write a macro in VBA - and assign it to a button on the Word's ribbon in order to run the compile command! That would be a very interesting attempt!

  • @someonecubing2410
    @someonecubing2410 3 года назад +623

    Three words: Pen and Paper.
    The physical medium inspires a hands-on approach. The permanency of pen encourages careful thinking of code. The pain of writing strengthens your arms for later in the evening. And when your code doesn't run, you can blame it on the intern who has to transcribe your chicken scratch.

    • @milolegends42
      @milolegends42 3 года назад +29

      Two words: punch cards.

    • @animelowlife7017
      @animelowlife7017 3 года назад +18

      8 words: Dirt/Charcoal and spit/animal fat on walls.
      Cavemen were great programmers.

    • @semicolon2599
      @semicolon2599 3 года назад +4

      fortran be like

    • @ashrab9164
      @ashrab9164 3 года назад +21

      "strengthens your arms for later in the evening" IM DYINGGGG XDDDD

    • @ashrab9164
      @ashrab9164 3 года назад +1

      @Eli R. .

  • @user-if8rq1qf1t
    @user-if8rq1qf1t Год назад

    The best review i have ever seen

  • @papaikarmakar84
    @papaikarmakar84 6 месяцев назад

    Thank you ma'am for the advice

  • @wongziao9432
    @wongziao9432 3 года назад +1616

    Pregnant women: " Drugs and beer won't affect my child "
    Her child: " Ms word is the best IDE for programming "

    • @shiney1121
      @shiney1121 3 года назад +9

      I'm dying! 😂

    • @neillunavat
      @neillunavat 3 года назад +20

      I can't find the 1% discount link in the description. Do any of you guys have it?

    • @wongziao9432
      @wongziao9432 3 года назад +8

      @@neillunavat bro, use libreoffice, its free

    • @tarikhagustia939
      @tarikhagustia939 3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @krishsharma5065
      @krishsharma5065 3 года назад +1

      @@wongziao9432 yep

  • @memeweaver2553
    @memeweaver2553 3 года назад +648

    I actually prefer writing my program outside using stones from the ground, taking a picture of the formation, printing it, writing a program to detect characters from the printed image, and finally executing it.

    • @carl1341
      @carl1341 3 года назад +7

      lmaoo

    • @jerrygreenest
      @jerrygreenest 3 года назад +4

      I wonder how you would execute a python program

    • @spanky4446
      @spanky4446 3 года назад +29

      Use the stones to simulate binary. It's the best way.

    • @vimalnambiar2157
      @vimalnambiar2157 3 года назад +5

      Well that's a way to make your program hacker proof 😉

    • @jerrygreenest
      @jerrygreenest 3 года назад +19

      ​@@vimalnambiar2157: yes, at least until such a moment before some racoon steals one of your stones (therefore change your memory state)

  • @educabo1
    @educabo1 Год назад

    awesome, tnks bro!!!

  • @konstantinsotov6251
    @konstantinsotov6251 6 месяцев назад +1

    "Today I am goint to tell you what the best IDE is-..."
    my brain: I DEEZ NUTZ-...
    i fucking can't

  • @jackgenewtf
    @jackgenewtf 3 года назад +1520

    True story: When I was a software consultant, a client sent me a password "securely" by using white text on a white background.

    • @Girry_
      @Girry_ 3 года назад +143

      Safe untill a hacker ~$cat's the file on terminal.

    • @sunflower8227
      @sunflower8227 2 года назад +10

      LMAOOOOOOO

    • @douglasfrempong3365
      @douglasfrempong3365 2 года назад +3

      @@Girry_😂

    • @awesomestunts
      @awesomestunts 2 года назад +19

      @@unholycrusader69 pretty sure it's actually the reverse tomahawk two-hand jam you're talking about

    • @genzo454
      @genzo454 2 года назад +3

      @@unholycrusader69 no, it just deploys a basic user dictionary of break statements and compile warnings (Presuming you don't get an Syntax Error)

  • @yashshah244
    @yashshah244 3 года назад +716

    Yes.. Next video on "how paint is the best tool for graphic designing"

    • @iremnurcolak620
      @iremnurcolak620 3 года назад +25

      it is the best btw...

    • @marcw6875
      @marcw6875 3 года назад +57

      Not the program Paint though. Like ACTUAL paint. Just brush it onto the monitor and then you don't have to worry about losing your work in the event of a power failure.

    • @samorabot
      @samorabot 3 года назад +1

      Lol
      I can't stop laughing...

    • @immortui1832
      @immortui1832 3 года назад +1

      Well it is tho

    • @youtooms
      @youtooms 2 года назад +1

      I'd rather use a capture tool, personally.

  • @ptoyoohri
    @ptoyoohri 4 месяца назад

    2:39 "This is a feature, not a bug" is my favorite.
    I've been using it frequently since I watched this video, and I'm gonna use it for the rest of my life.

  • @NoName-is3tu
    @NoName-is3tu 6 месяцев назад +1

    For me notepad is the best ide I have ever used... It's so simple... And IT WORKS👍!

  • @hansgerber8654
    @hansgerber8654 2 года назад +265

    I tried many IDEs in my time and I must say, no matter if it's MS Paint, Outlook or even Powerpoint
    Word beats them all

    • @jacobmfamexo
      @jacobmfamexo 2 года назад +2

      What about Libre Impress? I've heard that one's pretty good.

    • @jufigueirayoga8273
      @jufigueirayoga8273 2 года назад +11

      @@jacobmfamexo didn't impress me

    • @HaynesX
      @HaynesX Год назад +1

      OUTLOOK 😭

  • @lahirua
    @lahirua 3 года назад +668

    As a Microsoft engineer I appreciate you making us cool again

    • @Blinkers2007GameDev
      @Blinkers2007GameDev 3 года назад +13

      what do u mean microsoft has always beem the best company ever
      Screw apple!

    • @blitz8229
      @blitz8229 2 года назад

      😂

    • @hahaitsme
      @hahaitsme 2 года назад +8

      @ANoobyPlayer UwU Well any sensible person would use Windows but okay.

    • @playerscience
      @playerscience 2 года назад +1

      @@Blinkers2007GameDev True!

    • @playerscience
      @playerscience 2 года назад

      @@hahaitsme Agreed 👍

  • @richardikin
    @richardikin Год назад

    I'm taking this onboard because look at all those monitors! That's a sure sign of pure knowledge.

  • @thordder
    @thordder Год назад

    Thank you so much, my señor engenir !!!

  • @ace-xu3qy
    @ace-xu3qy 3 года назад +546

    I just cannot imagine how much time he spent coloring every single word in that file

    • @Michownage1337
      @Michownage1337 3 года назад +11

      import library duh

    • @sabirkhan6898
      @sabirkhan6898 3 года назад +6

      Syntax Highlighting?

    • @Rand0081
      @Rand0081 3 года назад +19

      Visual Studio puts rich text in the clipboard when you copy...

    • @AimerYui
      @AimerYui 3 года назад +2

      @@Rand0081 vscode to

    • @pixelb0i255
      @pixelb0i255 3 года назад +33

      I paint my code on canvas with only acrylic paints (IMPORTANT). Let it dry for a few hours, then scan it into a pdf doc via a scanner. With a "text from image" tool, I save my code as a .txt file. I've never had to error check. Anybody else doing this?

  • @danceshuffle5661
    @danceshuffle5661 3 года назад +211

    After watching, I realized that I can use MS Excel for Databases instead of SQL and Python.

    • @joemgap
      @joemgap 3 года назад +25

      That is technically not a pun.

    • @vladimirgurevich598
      @vladimirgurevich598 3 года назад +23

      It's not even a joke, 'cause some data analysts do exactly what you said)

    • @lme918
      @lme918 3 года назад +4

      they have Power Query, so...you actually can do it.

    • @quickandeasylearning517
      @quickandeasylearning517 3 года назад +1

      yes you can but without security features.

    • @lme918
      @lme918 3 года назад

      @@quickandeasylearning517 which one? I think the way it caching and loading info is the most problem. Slow and not stable. But it's not bad for small office tasks and small data sets.

  • @mostafahassan6909
    @mostafahassan6909 5 месяцев назад +1

    You could also write your own IDE, starting from assembly. This is a fully customizable option! Highly performant as well.

  • @johnbutt5156
    @johnbutt5156 Год назад +1

    This is the first thing that poped up when I searched for best IDE

  • @simonedenardi00
    @simonedenardi00 3 года назад +154

    I'm disappointed, Everybody knows that paper and pencil is the best IDE.

    • @marvinnimnull9982
      @marvinnimnull9982 3 года назад +1

      well, yes, especially at the early planning stage, later you may use mindmappers and only then the stuff like IDEs could jump into the action.

    • @simonedenardi00
      @simonedenardi00 3 года назад

      @@marvinnimnull9982 you're right man, for E/R conceptual models is, without irony, th best IDE.🤣

  • @whynesspower
    @whynesspower 3 года назад +306

    "For the senior engineers, oh not the senior engineers but the seniors who happen to be engineers"
    LOL

  • @duongdong5850
    @duongdong5850 4 месяца назад +1

    I used to use Notepad as Python IDE. Even tho it doesn't have much feature as other IDE, it's look very cool and after finish coding, compile that and it work great!👍

  • @_-.--
    @_-.-- Год назад

    Itd be veeeery useful and helpful

  • @samermohamed7644
    @samermohamed7644 3 года назад +229

    "You can send me paypal"
    Me: Sends malicious code in word file

    • @jazzram_
      @jazzram_ 3 года назад +1

      haha, imagine if it was flagged lol

  • @gamoosh237
    @gamoosh237 3 года назад +148

    Personally, I write everything in text messages to myself, so I can save whatever I’m writing. It also helps me feel less lonely.

    • @pranitgandhi6832
      @pranitgandhi6832 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MrAzurus
      @MrAzurus 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @stobrendo562
      @stobrendo562 3 года назад

      less lonely until you let your own messages in seen without answering them.

  • @sayakpramanik0318
    @sayakpramanik0318 Год назад

    Real techy dude 💥🔥

  • @monkey_noises
    @monkey_noises Год назад +1

    It actually bothers me to no end that this legitimately works.

  • @tedar1348
    @tedar1348 3 года назад +447

    Next Video: "Why Microsoft Visual Studio Code is the best IDE for typing documents, essays etc"

    • @cocotug0
      @cocotug0 3 года назад +31

      you laugh but... LaTeX...

    • @Xth3Z
      @Xth3Z 3 года назад +7

      I wrote a project documentary in VS Code cuz I had enough of Word's problems.

    • @egzakharovich
      @egzakharovich 3 года назад +7

      Is markdown not enough for everyone? :)

    • @petrsedlak4761
      @petrsedlak4761 3 года назад +1

      @@Xth3Z Try Notepad. It's most powerful text editor.

    • @sanjog1846
      @sanjog1846 3 года назад

      I use vs code for docs using foam, it’s pretty popular.

  • @tehyonglip9203
    @tehyonglip9203 3 года назад +772

    Me: Mom, can I download IDE for programming?
    Mom: We have IDE at home
    IDE at home:

    • @samorabot
      @samorabot 3 года назад +1

      MS Word. Lol
      You are so funny

  • @willsmithorg
    @willsmithorg Год назад

    I've genuinely used Excel to create sql insert statements. Works well.

  • @gooseinua
    @gooseinua Год назад +2

    Спасибо, почти дописал уже нейросеть в ворде

  • @asadpuppy1259
    @asadpuppy1259 3 года назад +143

    Today i learned:
    People's trust on you directly correlates to the amount of monitors you have

    • @colivas8414
      @colivas8414 3 года назад

      THANK YOU; I just said something akin to this.

  • @jimreynolds2399
    @jimreynolds2399 2 года назад +311

    I find tablets of stone to be much better - much more visceral. You get a genuine feel for programming this way.

    • @matttondr9282
      @matttondr9282 Год назад

      yeah, as long as you remember to define a custom function "etch", instead of using the boring premade "print".

  • @samsungnotezece
    @samsungnotezece 3 месяца назад

    Love your brutal honesty ❤😂😮 and advice 👏 👌

  • @whydoesthisevenexist
    @whydoesthisevenexist 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love using google. At first, I was incredibly concerned about the 1 line of code that I could see, but as I got used to it, it could allow me to get fast solutions for problems. Google has helped my development career by a lot, and I am now regarded as one of the most skilled coders.

  • @tanmayagarwal8513
    @tanmayagarwal8513 3 года назад +397

    "Its a feature not a bug!!". This had me laughing the whole day!!

  • @masteronepiece6559
    @masteronepiece6559 3 года назад +331

    Actually Notepad is the greatest IDE ever because it opens so fast.

    • @sergey1519
      @sergey1519 3 года назад +32

      Actually no. It loads the whole document before loading so for big files it opens very very slowly.
      You know what program doesn't do that tho? *Microsoft Word* of course!

    • @balajik8473
      @balajik8473 3 года назад +3

      @@sergey1519 I got huge data files in .TXT format can you suggest any good way to handle that data?
      I want to use them for data analysis in Python

    • @underscoregavin7
      @underscoregavin7 3 года назад

      The most Simple. Quick. and "Efficient". IDE

    • @sohailansari3106
      @sohailansari3106 3 года назад

      Notepad++ is also good

    • @levynkhs8820
      @levynkhs8820 3 года назад +1

      Notepad++

  • @softnfluffy
    @softnfluffy Год назад +2

    I use Valorant for all my coding needs. Not only can you use guns to write on walls, you also don't have to save any files or run the terminal. The IDE even works with very high FPS monitors and gives you a smooth experience. You can even customise skins and change the look of your 'text editor' aka guns. Only downside is that someone might ruthlessly blow your head off while you are writing your code, and you can't write any more for a while if you are out of 'ink' aka bullets.

  • @iam.devangmp
    @iam.devangmp 6 месяцев назад

    I use Adobe photoshop for programming, and I am always stunned by its features; it is great for beginners!!😎