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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

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  • @Jameskii
    @Jameskii  2 года назад +156

    MAKE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE IF YOU ENJOY!
    Also make sure to get the game for free - gsght.com/c/xail8x
    New gmod & vr stuff coming soon!

    • @sir.piglatin8007
      @sir.piglatin8007 2 года назад +3

      I love your content, James

    • @CrimNCrow
      @CrimNCrow 2 года назад

      is one of your friends numeraldivision (i swear i've heard that voice before)

    • @DreznorTTG
      @DreznorTTG 2 года назад

      For anyone who lost the part of the video where the referral code was mentioned, it is: WQQTZV

    • @dukecatfishjunior6291
      @dukecatfishjunior6291 2 года назад +1

      why do car warranty scammers hang up on 1999 ford focus? i don't get it

    • @wildestofthemall
      @wildestofthemall 2 года назад

      @@dukecatfishjunior6291 idk

  • @bigsmoke4385
    @bigsmoke4385 2 года назад +1555

    I've just realised that James is that one main character who can make his arch nemesis turn to good with the power of friendship.

  • @anonymoussmith624
    @anonymoussmith624 2 года назад +534

    I love Splitgate, it’s nice to have a great competitive game that’s nice are relaxed as well. I’m tired of the sweat meta of most modern multiplayer games

    • @bigchungusgodwhat8066
      @bigchungusgodwhat8066 2 года назад +1

      16th liker

    • @g.w.a8273
      @g.w.a8273 2 года назад +1

      ok

    • @zhalosupercell4380
      @zhalosupercell4380 2 года назад +1

      What platform do you play on? Cus I'm a bit jealous lol, on Xbox, at Least for me, people try hard just as much as any other game

    • @RaidenKunii
      @RaidenKunii 2 года назад

      @@zhalosupercell4380 ps4 is the same 🫠

    • @smells109
      @smells109 2 года назад +9

      It reminds me of how halo 3 used to feel back when I played multiplayer with friends. Actually fun and not just screaming when you get killed.

  • @sleepysloothz442
    @sleepysloothz442 2 года назад +499

    Splitgate is one of those games that is HIGHLY competitive but also VERY casual friendly.

    • @jmb.
      @jmb. 2 года назад +4

      No it isnt

    • @0myzack765
      @0myzack765 2 года назад +12

      @@jmb. it literally is

    • @jmb.
      @jmb. 2 года назад +5

      @@0myzack765 no it isnt

    • @SefiricAcid
      @SefiricAcid 2 года назад +5

      @@jmb. Yes it is

    • @jmb.
      @jmb. 2 года назад +4

      @@SefiricAcid not*

  • @sloft-70
    @sloft-70 2 года назад +593

    Jameskii is like a water purifyer in game comunities.

  • @SillyThingRAH
    @SillyThingRAH 2 года назад +207

    How does Jameskii manage to get someone to go from "I'm gonna sacrifice your family" to "We friens"

    • @louisgrissman4857
      @louisgrissman4857 2 года назад +8

      "You're my friend now. We're having soft tacos later!"

  • @Braggaboom
    @Braggaboom 2 года назад +135

    3:33 , that's real men kinda shit.
    No ill-will and just having fun playing the game at the end of the day.
    Love to see it.

    • @mr.gandersson2835
      @mr.gandersson2835 2 года назад +11

      Don't see that often these days, especially in PvP games

  • @ParoXyzmm
    @ParoXyzmm 2 года назад +200

    I'm not sure he realised this when talking about the needles in strawberries, but this has been an ongoing problem in Australia since 2018, I live in fear when I eat them. Not only that but it's spreading to other fruits as well. THIS IS WHY I DON'T EAT FRUIT

    • @cryptical2548
      @cryptical2548 2 года назад

      Welp, I guess im never eating fruit again. Take that doctors! fuck your apples.

    • @distalion
      @distalion 2 года назад +17

      just slice them up or make a smoothie and you'll figure out if theres a problem

    • @dogeofdelusion
      @dogeofdelusion 2 года назад +43

      @@distalion yeah plus if you blend them up you can get the yummy juices in the needle!

    • @DaniWeiss
      @DaniWeiss 2 года назад +3

      You can just cut the fruit...

    • @cryptical2548
      @cryptical2548 2 года назад +2

      @@DaniWeiss it's a joke lol

  • @slippinjimmy9787
    @slippinjimmy9787 2 года назад +195

    Wow I cant believe valve ACTUALLY let you play portal 3 early!

  • @scrubaatividya
    @scrubaatividya 2 года назад +23

    fun fact: someone actually DID put needles in strawberries a few years back in Australia :D

  • @hoob8328
    @hoob8328 2 года назад +152

    I love that there’s a bunch of cool futuristic weaponry and then there’s just a bat.
    That is truly amazing and I shall try splitgate later today

    • @huel215
      @huel215 2 года назад +4

      A FUTURISTIC bat!

    • @genericuser984
      @genericuser984 2 года назад

      nothing ever truly beats beating a bastard with a bat

    • @questionmark6020
      @questionmark6020 2 года назад +5

      believe me don't underestimate the bat watch the first part of james and splitgate and u'll understand to not underestimate le bat.

    • @hoob8328
      @hoob8328 2 года назад

      @@questionmark6020 the funny swing

    • @Kodaiva
      @Kodaiva 2 года назад +1

      its the BFB

  • @100dead
    @100dead 2 года назад +28

    You know you're out of touch with the outside world when you learn about outbreaks of salmonella and hepatitis A through Splitgate content.

  • @Freelancer837
    @Freelancer837 2 года назад +17

    "What if this game had sliding instead of portals"
    Then it would be every modern FPS game

  • @he3056
    @he3056 2 года назад +8

    I had a lot of fun with this game since i started playing a few weeks ago, it kinda gets boring alone but with friends its very fun to just portal somewhere very high and become a attack helicopter. Definetly one of my favorite FPS games.

  • @x4vyz
    @x4vyz 2 года назад +12

    dude whatever video series of his i start watching he keeps uploading new ones this has to be a dream

  • @j_0076
    @j_0076 2 года назад +24

    I've been wanting to jump back into splitgate, now I wanna try it again watching this 😅

    • @entrosen1988
      @entrosen1988 2 года назад +1

      its not that hard and its pretty fun I recommend it

    • @j_0076
      @j_0076 2 года назад

      @@entrosen1988 oh its really fun I played all of season 0, I just didn't go back I felt my "skills" weren't great and wanted a break, but looks fun again for being an fps

  • @satbehindyouinmath4252
    @satbehindyouinmath4252 2 года назад +57

    Jameskii playing portal is like seeing a goat trying to jump over a fence

  • @NameName2.0
    @NameName2.0 2 года назад +6

    That interaction with Honeybear was... so wholesome my dude.. you're awesome xD

  • @notice1168
    @notice1168 2 года назад +8

    Dudes be like: trashtalk eachother, then become friends.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 года назад +47

    *"Yeah sure I reached the top 500 hundreds."* Flexing I see 😂
    Splitgate is definitely a cool game! More people needs to try this game

  • @fenfie08
    @fenfie08 2 года назад +11

    If you held on to your legs while halfway through a portal loop. Would you hang there or fall and if you fell would you suddenly not be holding your feet or bring your feet with you? Would you bend to hold it or be distorted????

  • @zeallust8542
    @zeallust8542 2 года назад +2

    10:00 the most instant hangup I got from a scam caller was from a similar scam call. They asked for my year make and model, I told them that I drive a 2023 Chrysler 300.
    They asked me to confirm the year like 4 times. And I said "Yeah, I work for Chrysler so sometimes i get things early" and she immediately hung up after sometimes.

  • @Vowels2461
    @Vowels2461 2 года назад +3

    Love the end part when Twisted gets exposed by a clip out of context

  • @redfang136
    @redfang136 2 года назад +2

    The perfect custom game my friends and I made is oddball on Atlantis with super speed, no minimap, no portals and bats only. It’s a jumpscare simulator

  • @cryptical2548
    @cryptical2548 2 года назад +5

    Im fucking stealing the "ford unfocus" bit, it is pure genius.

  • @fireblade696
    @fireblade696 2 года назад +1

    Speaking about entire movies in discord, someone recently sent me the entire Joker movie in good quality as a discord video. I might actually watch it.

  • @potato_incident8136
    @potato_incident8136 2 года назад +4

    I laughed so hard at the part where the dude that's been trash talking you become best friends

  • @Poulover26
    @Poulover26 2 года назад +1

    “Theres been a salmonella outbreak from peanut butter”
    Me who’s deathly allergic to peanuts, and knows that I’ll probably never eat peanut butter:

  • @The40Oliver
    @The40Oliver 2 года назад +3

    6:04
    Peanutbutter: *Contains salmonella*
    Me, someone with nut allergy: Well, well, well. How the tables have turned.

  • @zephyreon4
    @zephyreon4 2 года назад +1

    broo i used to go to minecraft concerts all the time during 2020, but now they dont have them anymore and i miss them so much :(

  • @26ms
    @26ms 2 года назад +11

    This video is gold. I used to play splitgate but i stopped because it was full of toxic players but this makes me want to return to it

  • @pietroopendragon
    @pietroopendragon 2 года назад +1

    "Twisted got salmonella, also subscribe to my channel :)", such smooth transition

  • @eMallard
    @eMallard 2 года назад +3

    Ah, I see this is my sign to download splitgate, hilarious video!

  • @sirshotty7689
    @sirshotty7689 2 года назад +1

    I haven’t played this game in a little while but something I remember about it is all of the guns being fun to use.

  • @cease-desist
    @cease-desist 2 года назад +4

    how nice of valve to give it to him early. guess they really liked your tf2 vids

  • @zeallust8542
    @zeallust8542 2 года назад +2

    Honeybear seems like he was just having a bad day and needed some positivity

  • @burntrap1833
    @burntrap1833 2 года назад +4

    04:13 Look at his name.

  • @MonkeMan74
    @MonkeMan74 2 года назад +2

    Congrats on 2 millions James keep up the good work

  • @lukaas1709
    @lukaas1709 2 года назад +10

    Will you ever.. EVER come back to tf2? Would really love you see you and the dudes goofin around again

  • @JoleTaris
    @JoleTaris 2 года назад +1

    No thumbnail i love it

  • @Yahiamice
    @Yahiamice 2 года назад +4

    hnngrh.... golbloin

  • @soupstr
    @soupstr 2 года назад +2

    i like how he said if he should make a video hours ago and delivered it, what an awesome channel

  • @abstractvr9837
    @abstractvr9837 2 года назад +4

    I was just watching your gmod vids
    I spelt wrong 4 times, I edited four times.
    This is the 5th edit… Can you do more gmod vids because they are hilarious.
    Hopefully no more edits…

  • @dendrobium7513
    @dendrobium7513 2 года назад +1

    I swear james can be friends with anyone he meet

  • @Turglez
    @Turglez 2 года назад +11

    Almost first

    • @gamerspaghetti
      @gamerspaghetti 2 года назад +1

      Nice pfp

    • @levilives.4121
      @levilives.4121 2 года назад +1

      No biches

    • @charlesdickens529
      @charlesdickens529 2 года назад

      Who cares about being first what does that get u

    • @Turglez
      @Turglez 2 года назад

      @@charlesdickens529 never said it got me anything mate. Just saying for the competitiveness of it

  • @DonajaMarjun
    @DonajaMarjun 2 года назад

    Each video is the loveliest and most entertaining.

  • @ltvarez
    @ltvarez 2 года назад +3

    AYO I'M EARLY

  • @Criwbombs
    @Criwbombs 2 года назад

    i would love to see more splitgate content, i’ve easily logged 8 hours in my first couple days of having it. a dev came into my stream even tho i only had a couple viewers, which speaks volumes for how they treat their community. love watching and playing this game

  • @tomer9989
    @tomer9989 2 года назад +2

    Man, I can't wait to get my first ever gaming PC and finally be able to play games like this 😊

  • @mizu_retaw
    @mizu_retaw 2 года назад +1

    Peak gaming content, dosen't get better than this.

  • @ludomaster3416
    @ludomaster3416 2 года назад

    This man literally just made me start to play Splitgate. I think it is my new favorite game.

  • @kaijuzillaa
    @kaijuzillaa 2 года назад

    I love how you can trash talk someone and 3 seconds later that person is your best friend

  • @robert_gaming
    @robert_gaming 2 года назад

    thanks for possibly saving my grandmother's life/health, we had a recalled thing of peanut butter and i never would've known or thought to check without this video

  • @sumbuddy4088
    @sumbuddy4088 2 года назад

    Thank you for making a video about splitgate. I just started playing and the expected increase in players will make the game a lot more fun

  • @macmac277
    @macmac277 2 года назад

    James is just one of those gamer RUclipsrs that not just is funny but also great for watching good gameplay

  • @dalceecuh
    @dalceecuh 2 года назад +2

    Love the gameplay but one thing that makes me laugh in this video was, Twisted's laugh

  • @mr_tatou
    @mr_tatou 2 года назад

    I'm pretty sure Jameskii's content just casually revives these games. I love Splitgate but haven't played for a while

  • @BimmerWon
    @BimmerWon Год назад +1

    I actually own a Ford Escaped. I can never seem to find it though.

  • @chungus2543
    @chungus2543 2 года назад

    8:07
    thats already a thing. in Australia there was a time where people used to like stick needles in strawberries in the supermarket

  • @AlexAlleck
    @AlexAlleck 2 года назад +2

    Maaan, I miss Tribes: Ascend, this game is always reminds me of it :^(

  • @byfriend1
    @byfriend1 Год назад +1

    We NEEEEEEEED MORE SPLITGATE

  • @user-qq9xu9le5u
    @user-qq9xu9le5u 2 года назад

    so glad you're doing another splitgate video
    this game is great and it needs more players

  • @DogsWithPurpose
    @DogsWithPurpose 2 года назад +1

    Portal has evolved to use guns, the future is awesome

  • @alexautum
    @alexautum 2 года назад

    “Why’s it ticking?" "It’s the peanut butter"

  • @manman1139
    @manman1139 2 года назад

    I love your videos and they always help me get through my day thank you for being you and creating these beautiful videos

  • @Djs.sytxck.
    @Djs.sytxck. 2 года назад

    Im so happy i found your channel :DD

  • @JayHog1992
    @JayHog1992 Год назад

    0:30 Glad to know I'm not the only guy that unironically watches those compressed discord videos. I've done both for the Joker and for the newest Puss in Boots movie.
    I just can't stand missing out because my family almost never has a moment at home, sometimes because I work sundays and when we're mostly together or at all, nobody has movies prepared.

  • @NikoMoronic
    @NikoMoronic 2 года назад

    The fact that James knows how to subtitle "ay neynene" Is beyond skillful.

  • @complexityofdualityy
    @complexityofdualityy Год назад

    first sponsor ive actually clicked and downloaded this looks fun

  • @Artix20_0
    @Artix20_0 2 года назад

    BRO YOUR SO FUNNY IV BEEN WATCHING YOUR VIDS FOR A WEEK AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING

  • @noahtm7530
    @noahtm7530 2 года назад

    This is the hardest I've ever laughed watch a youtuber, you deserve my like and subscribe.

  • @youssefdaba1370
    @youssefdaba1370 2 года назад

    You have to keep this up it’s funny af 😂😂❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

  • @ItzFmod
    @ItzFmod 2 года назад +1

    No way what a coincidence, I just got split gate yesterday and it's fun

  • @ProLifiC5
    @ProLifiC5 2 года назад

    You analogy of an antivirus scream is something I’d pay for

  • @DPGamez
    @DPGamez 2 года назад

    ford unfocus has to be the funniest thing ever! 🤣

  • @theresistance13410
    @theresistance13410 2 года назад

    This is comedy gold actually all of his videos are

  • @SmotheryAxe1414
    @SmotheryAxe1414 2 года назад +1

    Jameskii has real life talk no jutsu

  • @DoctorBones1
    @DoctorBones1 2 года назад +2

    ANOTHER SPLITGATE VIDEO THANK YOU JAMES!

  • @sp1005h
    @sp1005h 2 года назад +1

    James titled this video portal 3, but never used a single portal the entire video

  • @mr.potato341
    @mr.potato341 2 года назад

    Meets random dude.
    Insult eachother.
    Becomes friends.
    Leaves.
    *Gigachad.mp4*

  • @nitrousberserker
    @nitrousberserker 2 года назад +1

    i was hoping for a puzzle game, but i think the addition of guns to portal gave it a little tang

  • @hbarchromeE
    @hbarchromeE 2 года назад

    Honeybear went through all the stages of grief in 3 fucking minutes

  • @ncggaming9821
    @ncggaming9821 2 года назад

    Opponents: they must be discussing strategies cuz they are cracked
    Jameskii: is your new hamser spaghetti

  • @mrdu3s41
    @mrdu3s41 2 года назад +1

    I thought that he was going to play portal 3 and that it came out without me knowing about it but this is much better

  • @icotica921
    @icotica921 2 года назад

    Usually the sprays are the worst but here they seem to be the best part of the battlepass

  • @pupinator98
    @pupinator98 2 года назад +1

    chaotic good antiviruses would be the ones that detect the viruses backdoored in by the fbi, nsa, cia, etc that normal commercial antivirus software arent allowed to detect

  • @beaawsome2211
    @beaawsome2211 2 года назад

    Jameski:"Casual aspect"
    Me:-gets sniped through Rainbow 6 pixel peek portal- TRYHARD!

  • @Dredey04
    @Dredey04 2 года назад

    Lucky I haven’t gotten my daily fix of peanut butter. It’s literally the meme
    “Your chances of getting salmonella from Peanutbutter is low but NEVER ZERO!”

  • @instantvr1495
    @instantvr1495 2 года назад +1

    This videos is so funny I laugh so hard I decided to name my son amorbius

  • @mrgodzillaraptors8632
    @mrgodzillaraptors8632 2 года назад

    You gave me hope James. You gave me hope for portal 3

  • @swampcooler8332
    @swampcooler8332 2 года назад

    6:02 So I work at a grocery store and remember the whole jiff recall, something so surreal hearing a RUclipsr I watch talk about it and being affected by it, I dunno why

  • @jart1984
    @jart1984 2 года назад

    ngl i really love these splitgate vids

  • @plagueful
    @plagueful 2 года назад

    Funny thing is I work in retail so all day I have to hear the cashiers say “there was a recall on the jiff peanut butter you recently bought”

  • @kaelpab
    @kaelpab 2 года назад

    There is nothing better then trolling someone then becoming friends with them after

  • @gloriousbeard9054
    @gloriousbeard9054 2 года назад

    Really loved this video, hearing a couple of guys discuss Peanut Butter and Salmonella over some cracked Watergate gameplay was just what I needed.

  • @DWGJay
    @DWGJay 2 года назад

    As an owner of a ford focus, I'm using this inpublic.

  • @bananabox4605
    @bananabox4605 2 года назад

    I ate two entire jars of contaminated jif peanut butter by myself before I learned it was contaminated. Somehow I didn’t die a violent death

  • @lcasbdr254
    @lcasbdr254 2 года назад

    JAMES UR CHUNGUS THE RIGHT WAY TO SAY "COMO ESTAS" IS LIKE "COMO ESTÁS"

  • @tesla_petrol5011
    @tesla_petrol5011 2 года назад

    I played this when it was bad, and in beta, I miss it like that

  • @Maks09111
    @Maks09111 2 года назад +1

    Ah yes, the Portal 3 classic