Nateland | Ep #34 - Aliens
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- Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
- After solving the Wall Street financial market, this week Nate, Aaron, and Briefcase investigate another hard hitting topic - aliens. The guys discuss the history of UFOs, the first alien abductions, and decide if we're really alone in the universe.
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4:21 - Comment Roundup
40:27 - Listener suggested topics for the podcast
51:16 - Aliens and UFOs - The latest news and information
1:01:45 - Roswell crash
1:05:03 - Why is the Government withholding information?
1:12:42 - What do aliens look like?
1:14:48 - Mysterious government agencies and the men in black
1:21:50 - Alien abductions and encounters
1:31:45 - Sending cultural items into space
1:38:48 - The Pyramids of Egypt
1:44:15 - Who on the Nateland crew would be best to talk to an alien?
Co-hosts: Brian Bates ( / brianbatescomic ) & Aaron Weber ( / realaaronweber )
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I love this podcast, and I love the community around it. But most of all, I appreciate Mr. Brian Bates partaking in the silly nickname gag like a team player. Cheers guys!
@Nadav Guy Rude.
Here here! You’re so right
Best laugh moments:
Brothers - 23:27
Ted Lasso - 31:21
Show up where? - 39:14
A triangle - 1:39:02
Many more but just my favorites
I liked the Dead Mouse/Mau5 conversation as well. Around 12:30.
Aaron: What do you call them?
Nate: Brothers
Me: 😂 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right? Dude, I was SCREAMING laughing when that happened.
Nate literally read the copy... "choose suggested talking points about mental health...." he is the Ron Burgandy of Podcasts!
Came here looking for this comment. That was absolutely incredible.
Oh god I was cracking up because he never even noticed. Didn’t wanna run just one more take buddy?
He's so awkward 🤣
What time was this?
End of quote, repeat the line
I never thought I would ever laugh at the question, "A Triangle?".
Hardest I’ve laughed in a while.
1:39:02
@@andrewjoyce2058 thanks for the 🔗
Damn you for spoiling the joke
Finally watching an episode with my wife and she says, “I didn’t know his name was Nate Bargatze. I thought it was, ‘Neighbor Gatze” when I asked her why in the world she thought it was Neighbor, she said, I don’t know, just thought it was something weird you watched.” Anyways, just thought you would like to know your name is still getting butchered out here in Houston. Thanks for the humor guys, especially you, ole Barnacles.
The best moment of this entire podcast
“A triangle?”
Literally spewed water right in the face of my teenage son causing him to exclaim, “We’re in a pandemic! You can’t just spit water in someone’s face!” when Nate said, “If someone like me shows up...I’m a hard soap guy.” And Aaron replies, “Shows up where?” I LOST IT! All I picture is Nate walking into the Vandy locker room, day one of his dream job, and saying, “Alright folks, first things first, I’m a hard soap guy.” 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀
Hahahahaha shows up where
Aaron sees world changing/groundbreaking technology of the first touchscreen smartphone:
*Gasp!
Nate sees an umbrella that opens the wrong way:
*Gasp!
Nate realizing that Napoleon had a last name and that Bonaparte was it. I’m laughing so hard I can’t stop crying. And it’s less than one minute into the show. Oh my gosh
Can we please get a part 2? This was waaayyy too short
agreed
Do you guys always mean to drop a new episode during the witching hours middle of the night? Because getting a notification for an 'Aliens" episode at 3am as I sat in bed not being able to sleep is the most on-brand thing this podcast has done. Can always count on you guys to make a dull day better. Hope you guys stay warm as most of us are trying to be in the south right now.
Thanks to Aaron I got a little inspiration, and after 4 years of procrastination I finally cancelled my Planet Fitness membership! I did it like a gentleman and sent them a handwritten letter
The other benefit to those umbrellas is that when they close, all the water stays on the inside of them. So when you're getting back in your car and close your umbrella, you don't get soaked from the umbrella...
I bet Nate gasped at the inside-out umbrella like the Grill's Iphone Moment.
The only person qualified to interview aliens is an adjunct professor.
Love that Nate went on a tangent about how he wants only verified and unbiased information...on an episode about UFOs!!
Just purchased tickets for Brian's next gig at the Williamson County Covid Testing site.
Hello folks! Just want to jump in on the Stonehenge thing. You can get pretty close to the stones. You can't touch them but there's a circular walkway to take you around it. You're really only a hop, step and a jump away from them. I even think Pagans are allowed to use the stones for certain ceremonies.
I'm listening in England where we can't hang out with friends. We're in our third lockdown and we can only meet one person outdoors. Outdoors. In England. Famously sunny and warm England. :) Listening to your podcast feels like a regular, pre-COVID hang out. And I can sit indoors in the warm! It's exactly what we need. Nate, Aaron and Bestbuy, keep doing what you're doing. - Neil
We need “My baby momma’s an alien” merch
That was the best bit on this whole podcast maybe ever
Balki Bartokomous is definitely the guy that puts together all the game film for the Titans. He's not the guy who watches it and breaks it down. But he's definitely the guy who puts it together for the one who do. Love the podcast!
I live in Texas and have not had more than a few hours of power over the last 2 days. This podcast is getting me through!!
Same thing here. Couldn't really leave the house before, but really can't now
When i moved to Tennessee from California, a lot of people asked about the southern accents. I never could find a way to explain some of them, until i saw a RUclips subtitle of Nate saying his name and it was perfect. Your are now Neighbor Gutsy!
Omg that part on the brazilian guy’s abduction story is so good it’s so much better than most comedy specials out there. This podcast rules!
I think the biggest thing I took from this episode is that Aaron drives a mini van. Which, for whatever reason, makes sense to me.
Also, Barbiturate seems to have grown more intelligent ever since the laptop was pulled from him.
"My baby mama is an alien" I completely lost it when that was said. 👽 🤣
Tried listening to this episode at the gym this morning and a giant dude on the bench press in front of me saw me looking in his general direction during the part about the Guttensohn quintuplets right as Aaron said “I don’t know what you call them” and Nate said “brothers”. Well I let out a pretty big chuckle and the next thing I noticed was the giant dude slamming about a million pounds on the bar, as if I had just belittled the amount of weight he was lifting. Anyways I have to find a new gym now. Thanks a lot, guys.
One of your best guys❤ Need to rerun it for your new fans. Nate's comedic off the cuff brilliance. Yes.
Surely Nate gasped when he saw the umbrella
A good episode idea would be for World Records.
I died on.... Brothers 🤣🤣🤣
A. I just discovered Nate and his comedy last week during a long, long trip down the RUclips wormhole.
B. My friends, who I've recommended Nate to via sending numerous clips, are concerned that perhaps a restraining order is necessary due to the volume of said clips and links sent in such a short amount of time
C. Finding the podcast and sending out links has pushed a couple to organise an intervention. They don't know that I know
E. In 79 hours you've jumped up to number eight on my all-time favorite comedians list
9. Martin, Steve. 8. Bargotze, N. 7. Hedberg, M. 6. Rock, C. 5. Murphy, E (82-88) 4. Regan, B. 3. Rickles, D. 2. Wright, S. 1. Chappelle, D.
H. Can I be a guest host? You won't be sorry
J. I'm at your front door
I am a history teacher at a private High School. Every time I hear Nate, Aaron, and Boo-Boo talk about historical events, I think about my students. Rarely are the hosts accurate and sometimes they are even confident in their ignorance. A lot like my high schoolers before their tests. You prove that you can be successful without knowing history. Love the podcast folks!
Erin “I don’t even know what you call them”
The script keeper “Brothers”
Blistering Barnacle “I thought you were smart, Erin?”
That exchange between the three of you sums up the beauty of this podcast.
Nate then suggesting Quin instead of twin so quickly after..absolute genius.
His brain my work considerably quicker then his mouth but when the mouth catches up it’s usually comedy gold.
Then to read out negative, as well as positive comments and not only take them on the chin but discuss them and laugh along with the “critic” shows how down to earth the three of you are.
Fantastic chemistry between the three of you and the result is this brilliant podcast.
Keep up the excellent content.
Manj, from London, England
Its awesome to see Mr. Brian evolve as a personality coming back to previous episodes
" A Triangle " I almost fell out of my chair. I knew this was the episode to start with. Great Show...I subbed .
Please have Ted Lasso on the program! (Aristotle also if you're able to)
"My Baby Mama is an Alien" is the name of Nate's next special.
I studied music (jazz trombone) at Juilliard for six years (class of 2018 & 2020). Just had to say that Aaron was correct about the organ being a different instrument. My roommate on campus was an organ major. While it’s true that there are some pianists who can double on organ, organ is its own beast for sure. My roommate and I would talk about how organ and piano require their own focused study if they are to be played well. You can’t play a piano like an organ and an organ like a piano.
I’ve said organ 7 times in this comment...8...Love the podcast, can’t wait for the special in March!
Still playing catch up to all the old episodes.This is absolutely one of my Favorites! Nate was ON POINT with his continuous impromptu bits!😂 Aaron was thoroughly entertained while Beignet looked like he was always trying to think of what to say next.
That's his last name? They don't advertise that a lot..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Aaron laughs really hard, he always pushes himself away from the table and mic. Almost like he's afraid his laugh might harm someone. Always makes me smile!
Weber quotes Aristotle, Bon Apetite Bonaparte immediately kind of sighs and says "Oh boy.." as in "here we go..." - It was, the start of a hilarious riff. Good stuff. Guys. Bye Folks?
Nate went in on Aaron for gasping at one of the biggest technological advancements of the 2000's, but got blown away by an umbrella that solves a minor inconvenience.
Listening to these people talk about science right now is going to make me flip this table.
First like! You guys are awesome! Listening from outside of Boston.
'Zing Gers', the 'Doppel Gangler' what? Love your show.
3 years later and "A triangle??" STILL owns me!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guys, the podcast has me trying to hid my chuckles and tears at work. Everyone thinks I’m a psycho laughing to myself at my desk. Thank you
Never would have thought at the beginning of this I would laugh so hard at the words TRIANGLE and BROTHERS 😂 love when Aaron laughs so hard he has to cover the mic. Also... What happened to the Busch Lite jacket? Kansas City wants to know!
I have been listening to this podcast from episode 1, and this was one of my personal favorites. I laughed really hard the whole time! Thanks for the great humor in the middle of a long week!
Nate's tombstone will be the world's smallest tombstone, actually microscopic saying: (thats a colon Nate, take a small breath and then continue to read)
"I get nervous, I don't trust stuff. Who's your source?" with a picture of Big Foot and Nate doing improv in front of Stone Hinge.
I fell off the nateland podcast a few months ago, but then I see “aliens” and I am back! Plus y’all read my comment! Cheers from Chattanooga.
Dayton TN here, only Chattanooga folks know where we are!
@@dustystephens7387 haha well I’m actually signal mountain...I just say Chattanooga for that exact same reason. 😂
Haha perfect
Nate: PENIST
Aaron: (dies laughing)
Nate: But why are you laughing?
Aaron: I think you KNOW why we are laughing.
Nate: (completely lost) Anyways, this PENIST is the same thing as an OREGON.
Y’all continue to build our confidence in what you know every episode.. lol. Love you guys!
Barnacle trying to seriously read a story while Nate and Aaron figure out their own sign language to go along with their made up story is A+ comedy. Keep up the good work.
I gotta say good job Nate for pointing out that something everyone finds so majestic is essentially a triangle in the desert.
I’m obsessed with this podcast, everyone is so funny! Do an episode on world records!
Been listening since day 1 and I’m finally realizing cowboy bates gets his own thrills from giving Nate comments with words he will butcher, enjoying the show guys keep it up!
It’s about time!!! Been waiting for this since the Bigfoot episode. Keep up the good work guys !
You guys should do a whole episode of just comments. Some of my favorite bits come from you just riffing on different comments! Keep up the great work. Love the podcast! It makes me laugh more than a cowboy at a Backstreet Boy Bates show!
I lost it when Nate started clapping 😂
Also when he imitates the monkey having a conversation with nonexistent people.
I can't believe Aaron and Brian missed the chance to see if Nate knew any other famous Napoleon's... figured someone was going to bring up Dynamite at some point. Love the show guys!
Saw your special on Netflix a while ago and was bummed it was the only thing you had out at the time. So glad I came across your podcast man! Your dry sense of humor is just as funny off stage as it is in the podcast. Thanks for all the laughs Nate!
6 minutes in and we are comparing Napoleon to Oprah. Man I love this podcast.
I love you guys. Please don't ever stop making this podcast.
I'm a hard soap and loofah guy but I still wouldn't use "Aaron's Bag of Recycled Soap Bars That Are Too Small Now"
Great as always, guys! It's so fun seeing you have such a great time talking about such random topics. And the way you really get each other going is so entertaining. Keep it up!
1:39:00
Nate says "triangle" the way Aaron says "panguins!!"
Amazing episode!
Bingo: "So if an alien wants to come on the podcast who is going to be our spokesperson?" Aaron: "I think I am." Nate gave Aaron the most disgusted look! Aaron's first question to the alien - "Since you all are so advanced can you take a look at my foot and see if you think this is gout?"
You guys are great!
Loved it! Every week, you guys bring the good stuff!
Bears
Beets
Battlestar galactica
....brothers...?
Thank you the beautiful saga of “My alien baby has more than just his head in the clouds” I didn’t know Nate and Aaron were so passionate about interpretive dance. Bumblebeetuna looked worried (even more than usual) that he wouldn’t be able to pull you guys back to reality. You guys are the absolute BEST! Thank you for the clean comedy and much needed distraction from the craziness of the world. God bless you all!
I just discovered my new favorite podcast
Aaron needs to get some grillz for his teeth that say "Weber" so when he meets someone he can use his catchphrase "Weber, like the grill" as he smiles
I never listen to podcasts but this may have changed my mind. Super funny and aliens are always an interesting topic. Blend that with humor and what a great show!
New show ideas, mail, tv and movies, Oregon, nascar, college, cars or siblings. Love the show been watching since the 1st episode.
“…if there are more than one stars, (more than one) planets, (more than one) solar systems, (more than one) gas giants, (more than one) black holes, (more than one) galaxies, therefore, there should be more than one life hosting planet like earth out there in this vast universe. It’s just common sense, and it’s that simple.”
funhaus made me laugh so hard that i woke up the baby and the cat. thank you guys! I genuinely needed this podcast.
Them talking about long old song titles makes me think of the Louis armstrong song she's the daughter of a planter from havana or my buckets got a hole in it. Lol great songs but super long titles keep up the great work guys
For the commenter who was saying how peer review means we should all not question scientists, there are actually many peer reviewed studies showing how useless the peer review process is. (www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1420798/). While there are lots of good scientists out there, the watering down of higher education has led to less rigor than there should be. And science should always be questioned, that's how it improves.
Here is a quote in an article entitled “Peer review: a flawed process at the heart of science and journals”, published in the Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine-
“We have little evidence on the effectiveness of peer review, but we have considerable evidence on its defects. In addition to being poor at detecting gross defects and almost useless for detecting fraud it is slow, expensive, profligate of academic time, highly subjective, something of a lottery, prone to bias, and easily abused.”
And for a lighter-side conclusion - here is a list of “studies” that passed the peer review process
Optimising the sensory characteristics and acceptance of canned cat food: use of a human taste panel. (Journal of Animal Physiology and Animal Nutrition)
Effects of cocaine on honeybee dance behaviour. (Journal of Experimental Biology)
Pigeons can discriminate "good" and "bad" paintings by children. (Animal Cognition)
More information than you ever wanted: does Facebook bring out the green-eyed monster of jealousy? (Cyberpsychology and Behavior)
Human Reaction to Rape Culture and Queer Performativity at Urban Dog Parks in Portland, Oregon - this one, about observing dogs mounting each other at a dog park in Oregon, was submitted as a joke but was actually published in a “scientific journal”.
Anyway, I know there’s no chance this gets read, but wanted to give Nate, Brocephus, and Griller a different side of things.
I read that. Interesting stuff.
LOVE THE SHOW FOLKS!!! My idea for a episode is "Comments"
I was driving my family back to Michigan from a Florida vacation and drove through Nashville Monday night. My first thought was y'all have zero clue how to do snow removal from your highways, furthermore how to drive in it. Immediately after venting about drivers I thought of the implications on the podcast and was so happy Aaron and Ballyhoo had the wherewithal to record an episode "just in case".
Nate is on fire today!
What's up Nate, Aaron and Bounce House? Love you guys and literally laugh out loud often throughout your 'show' You always deliver the hard hitting facts and I especially appreciate the clean humor. Wondering what your thoughts are on Hopkinsville's Edgar Cayce's prophecies and his prediction of the polar shift that we're experiencing today?? Stay safe, stay fun and stay funny :)
6:52 BONE-APP-ARR-TEE Thank you!
Loving the "Nate can't read" bit. Always makes me laugh when Barkbox corrects him.
At one point, Nate said, “I’m surprised Trump hasn’t blurted anything out about aliens”. I wish that didn’t get glossed over because it seemed we missed the development of a really fun and silly idea, but moments like “shower convention”, “Ted Lasso”, “brothers”, and “triangle” more than made up for it. Thanks for making Wednesday mornings a little more playful. You guys really are the best.
Understand this. In comparison to what we will make in the future, the Voyager probe is going so incredibly slow. It is over 14 billion miles from earth, but with new innovation, the next probe we send will pass it because it will be traveling so much faster.
As a Wisconsinnite where Rollout the Barrel is played at every Packers, Brewers, and Bucks game, I was screaming along side Bejeweled that the song Aaron played was not rollout the barrel.
Nate and Bill burr should do a show where they just try to read back and forth. Illiterate jesters. ♡
God loves Nate Bargatze and his unique way of reading comprehension and pronunciation , Funhaus equals "foonwoi
Best episode yet. Peer review is really meant for hard sciences, but not the social sciences. That’s just professional envy. Tip: if you want to drive any scientist up the wall, ask them: “Are you a physicist?” If they say “no,” then just be like, “hmm, couldn’t hack it, huh?” (I included a lot of punctuation. Sorry, Nate!)
Nate should start airing his golf podcast during Aaronland, during Nateland
Angela Hill is the name of the UFC Fighter. She is in the top rankings.
Looking forward to the new Netflix special in March!
OH! MY! GAWD!!!! A Triangle???? Lolololol!!!🤣😂
I can never use hand dryers in the bathroom anymore after I found out they blow fecal matter everywhere. If that’s the only option available, my hands drip dry. A complete deal breaker for me.
Hey Nate, Weber like the grill and baboon, I love, the podcast, and always listen while in online class. Today, I was distracted, laughing along with the podcast, when my professor asked me a question. I didn’t hear him until a few minutes later when he asked “where have I been”...Without thinking answered “I was talking to professor Bargatze” when my professor asked about who professor Bargatze was I quickly replied “oh he’s just an adjunct professor” no one understood but it made me laugh. Keep up the good work. Ps sorry about all the random punctuation, just thought it’d be funny to see Nate pause while reading this every other word.
Serial killers for a topic, as i kind of think Bowling Ball already has some of the personality traits of one lol
Also, been a fan of the show since the first 100 views of episode 1. Keep it up guys.
They’ve kinda covered that a little in an prior episode I think
@@chefxhyrule242 you’re probably right..we know the attention span is all over the place haha