That sounds right he promoted the officer leading the Germany Sixth Army (the one that got trapped in Stalingrad) to Field Marshal as a subtle way to tell him to die because “no field Marshal has ever surrendered”
"Don't give them the enjoyment, just stop microing." Has got to be like top 10 funniest Swimmy quotes of all time I swear, especially with Bo's laugh at the end.
@@Ma_ZhongyingYeah that and their logistical nightmare (which the Wunderwaffes didn’t help) are the major reasons they failed. Not mention pissing off three continents.
How did the axis play so badly, it is literaly comical how the war played out, Italy forgets africa exists, gets their navy deleted, the germans forget their navy in asia, while their economy collapses around them there are Rattes moving throught the autobahn to fight the soviets eating through all the supply, etc.
>Builds Ratte >Too resource expensive and needs a ton of supply >Loses to Soviet weaponry built by gulags in Siberia Finally, a historically accurate retelling of the Wunderwaffe program
They weren’t built in Siberian Gulags but the Urals. Some weapons were designed in specific gulags like the Pe-2, but their industry was just literally plopped on trains and moved to the Urals when the Germans invaded.
*Paulus sitting in his HQ outside of Stalingrad surrounded and running out of supplies receives final orders from Hitler...* "Don't give them the enjoyment, just stop microing."
@wilianrodrigues5280 no, he said he's only making a dedicated intro for that in one video of each game. Every subsequent video will just say it in the description.
The new DLC really does a great job of illustrating just how much of a ponzi scheme MEFO was and how it drove Germany to war earlier than it probably should have.
Hey Bo, At the start of the video could you include a picture of the polandballs and the names of the people next to them so I can learn whose who more easily? Like when you say "Braun" or "College" I sit there for half the vid wondering which is which, it'd really help. Even in the description if you want, just something to help me visualise whose who, or put the names under the balls as they speak, but that'd be more effort I feel. Also, thanks for the uploads, my favourite part of the week!
Would be helpful. but learning people by voice just comes with time. He typically also changes subtitles so it doesn't say their name but the country they're playing. Hopefully this helped, I might have misunderstood what you were saying tho.
7:45 that alone is the worst bug in TFB its so annoying and the only way to fix it is by hoping an AI either calls the enemy in against you or an AI calls you in
This would not have ended this way if the Snake of Denmark was their navy guy. What i am sayin, if the landlocked country of Switzerland had ships in WW2 then Bo's Axis Czech can build a fleet.
Hitler after Steiner's failed counterattack and Walther Wenck ignoring a direct order to relieve Berlin: "Don't give them the enjoyment, just stop microing"
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Ratte gameplay
Wunderwaffe
Are the new nukes going to be kept in MP?
Wunderratte
Slovakia is the rat's tail
His email from the danish government got returned
"Don't give them the satisfaction." This is a little known truth of why Steiner never counterattacked, Hitler told him earlier to stop microing.
I'm screenshotting this and finding a way to put it in to the HoI4 loading screen quotes.
@@terrified057t4 It's in your localization, Loading_tips_1_*insertyourlanguagehere*
Audible kek
Actually the saltiest line I've ever heard in a HOI4 MP game
That sounds right he promoted the officer leading the Germany Sixth Army (the one that got trapped in Stalingrad) to Field Marshal as a subtle way to tell him to die because “no field Marshal has ever surrendered”
The "massive investments into Wunderwaffe projects" somehow gave away the reveal of a swimmified germany
swimmy is as delusional as the big H himself when it comes to wunderwaffe
You know what else is MASSIVE???
Oh god no@@anthonyhamilton8135
@@anthonyhamilton8135 Not you, that's for sure
Swigma Germany
12:20 "Don't give them the enjoyment, just stop microing" is such a funny ending
definitely one of the quotes of all time
Opossum strat
So good
An Axis team so disjointed Cho King actually raised his voice
Loudest I think he’s ever been 😭
historically acurate axis
Yeah this must be the first time in years where I heard Choking this loud lmfaooo
5th columnists sabotaging Swigma
"Don't give them them the enjoyment, just stop microing"
- Bashar al-Assad, Dec. 7, 2024
Look guys look he disconnected
South Korea pumped up the nothing ever happens phenomenon so hard that the universe had to correct itself
@@santiagocamps2 "I'm a staunch national socialist" al-Assad upon arrival in his helicopter in moscow
Isn't his plane got prihgozin
@@goldenfiberwheat238I'll fully believe that from now on
Bo of all people to claim that someone "isn't the navy guy anymore" is truly a common Snake of Denmark move.
Takes washed to know washed
you're gonna like the next bo germany video
He got something massive on his stream the other day
He’s so back
He never had the makings of a varsity navy guy.
"Don't give them the enjoyment, just stop microing." Has got to be like top 10 funniest Swimmy quotes of all time I swear, especially with Bo's laugh at the end.
Bo's utter disbelief is what sold that moment
Never heard choking this loud collabing with swimmy really does things to you huh
That's what I want to say. I never heard Chocking screaming like that.
Every man has his limits, Choking's happens to be Swimmy's bullcrap.
Can't handle the swigma energy
“Just top microing” Hitler after declaring the war is lost in the bunker
Oh man misspelled, point and laugh
7:31 "A substanial amount of carbon monoxide must've breached our front lines" lol xD The allies were chemical warfare metagaming
Assad rn
Catastrophic axis game is a bokoen cinematic universe classic
Video: 36 minutes ago
Comment: 35 minutes ago
Bro didn't even watch the shit 😭😭
@@themoniahe probably watched the vod
@@neloverg3774 unfortunately I am this much of a degen, yes
"Massive funding into wunderwaffe projects"
Ah, so a historically-accurate Germany I see
Don’t forget the lack of coordination and forgetting about the navy.
@@Ma_ZhongyingYeah that and their logistical nightmare (which the Wunderwaffes didn’t help) are the major reasons they failed. Not mention pissing off three continents.
@@Ma_Zhongyingand having the Czechs micro all the anti-partisan activies.
How did the axis play so badly, it is literaly comical how the war played out, Italy forgets africa exists, gets their navy deleted, the germans forget their navy in asia, while their economy collapses around them there are Rattes moving throught the autobahn to fight the soviets eating through all the supply, etc.
It is just like everyone was playing high
I don’t think they’re too experienced with the new DLC yet, hence the massive Wunderwaffe investments.
@@gabrieltona5833 Yes, exactly that, it was like they were high the whole time.
Can’t believe the Czech became the German HR department for Poland
Can't have a Warsaw uprising if the Czechs just come in and do Schindler factories everywhere.
If only the Czechs occupied us IRL, hell, I'd love to find myself under Czech occupation!
>Builds Ratte
>Too resource expensive and needs a ton of supply
>Loses to Soviet weaponry built by gulags in Siberia
Finally, a historically accurate retelling of the Wunderwaffe program
They weren’t built in Siberian Gulags but the Urals. Some weapons were designed in specific gulags like the Pe-2, but their industry was just literally plopped on trains and moved to the Urals when the Germans invaded.
Germany: *Doesn't get the Czech gold, puts too much into someWunderwaffe, and fails to use it's navy.*
The Allies: "Let's get ready to rumble!".
Meanwhile, Böhmen und Mähren: "Well this sucks".
This might be the worst Swimmy Germany, and that's saying something.
It's like everytime Germany has there co-ops they all lose their brainscells.
When the fucking land Battleships are the only working part of your axis team, you know Swimmy has cooked.
"We need more rattes!" -some starving Dane during the great depression, a few years before project 'Bokoen1' broke containment.
They should give the Czechs a zapadoslavia path when they redo the Czech focus tree, even if its a hidden one
Been saying that Poland, Czechs, and Slovaks need this formable. Should be compatible with commonwealth too. Expand Zapadoslavia to the east!
Peak Swimmy game logic: If you can’t win the game make your enemies wish they never played in the first place
8:27 A landlocked country
*Paulus sitting in his HQ outside of Stalingrad surrounded and running out of supplies receives final orders from Hitler...*
"Don't give them the enjoyment, just stop microing."
8:50 what you don't understand is that Swimmy is a genius, he takes russia gets a land border with norway so he dosen't need a navy
"Barely any coordination, massive funding into wunderwaffe projects, and failure to use naval assets."
Yep, it's a roleplay MP game.
Choking is the most underrated character in the BCU
I love how the spanish countryball was associated with 4 different voices: Me, Makko, Seemops and Nayf (Meta Players)
Bro Braun is cooked
Choking getting angry enough to raise his voice was not on my bingo card. I guess Swimmy achieved something not many expected.
This is the loudest I’ve ever heard choking
No Danish Law Jumpscare? 😔
That's right. Danish police are on their way to Bo's to arrest him.
Either Bo forgot or it’s because he’s playing a Modded version of the game.
@wilianrodrigues5280 no, he said he's only making a dedicated intro for that in one video of each game. Every subsequent video will just say it in the description.
The new DLC really does a great job of illustrating just how much of a ponzi scheme MEFO was and how it drove Germany to war earlier than it probably should have.
The Axis team screaming in triumph at the start of Barb is textbook copium overdose.
3:43 choking just shout, thats rare for a Hoi game.
A significant amount of Carbon Monoxide has breached the front lines so real
Never ever have I heard Choking so loud, it was jarring lmao
haven't seen choking so mad at a game in a while lol
You know Swimmys wild ride is fun when choking yells.
I never heard Cho King talking this loud. This game really took everything from him
"No coordination, WUNDERWAFFE, bad navy."
What is this LARP? must be a Swimmy Special.
Edit: I fucking knew it.
Snake of Denmark really saw the Rattes rolling out of the Nazi factories and said "yeah I'll join Barb" XD
"Are these 90 ships in the room with us Adolf?"
"Massive investment into Wunderwaffe"
Yep, this is a Swimmy Germany
Swimmy blaming everyone else for his fuck ups is always entertaining
You know the axis is cooked when they actually get saved by the Ratte
Swimmy's war planning may be pretty bad but it is still considerably better than Assad's right now
well assad's whole strategy was sucking up to the russian, now that ain't flying no more
German Army: “Rattes, we’re Rattes. We’re the Rattes.”
"We fight at day, we break down at night - we're the Rattes."
Hey Bo,
At the start of the video could you include a picture of the polandballs and the names of the people next to them so I can learn whose who more easily?
Like when you say "Braun" or "College" I sit there for half the vid wondering which is which, it'd really help.
Even in the description if you want, just something to help me visualise whose who, or put the names under the balls as they speak, but that'd be more effort I feel.
Also, thanks for the uploads, my favourite part of the week!
Would be helpful. but learning people by voice just comes with time. He typically also changes subtitles so it doesn't say their name but the country they're playing. Hopefully this helped, I might have misunderstood what you were saying tho.
@@lemonsisu686 It does, but it still takes a bit of time, and after a year of watching I *think* I know which Swimmy is.
@@Tommy-qc4rjswimmy is the main German controller this ep
Love the 10 seconds of happiness because of the Ratte then its back to doomer
It's only fair that after a few competent axis games you show us, we just see the worst builds ever to grace this planet.
That was the worst hoi4 attempt I've ever seen in my life. "Stop microing."
Watched for years and never heard Choking yell before.
*declares war on Norway*
...what do we do now?
Germany and his coop were hilarious. This video is one of the best for sure
I don’t think I’ve ever heard Cho King raise his voice as much as he did in this episode.
😂😂
Actually Hitler’s generals telling him there is nothing they can do
I don’t know why but this video feels like your old hoi4 mp videos
At least the Ratte made you not have a complete disaster
that norway was how IRL norway should have gone had the germans not been rolling straight 6s and Britain straight 1s in early war
Choking was so unhinged this stream and i love it! High energy choking is fun af
7:45 that alone is the worst bug in TFB its so annoying and the only way to fix it is by hoping an AI either calls the enemy in against you or an AI calls you in
What an absolute clown car of an Axis goodness gracious
First time ive heard cho king raise his voice
Hell yes wanderwaffe jangling keys gameplay
Of all the people to cause Choking to be angry it would definitely be swimmy
haven't heard cho king be this mad in a while kek
Wehraboos: "Germany would have won if they produced the Ratte!!1"
Germany If They Produced the Ratte:
This would not have ended this way if the Snake of Denmark was their navy guy.
What i am sayin, if the landlocked country of Switzerland had ships in WW2 then Bo's Axis Czech can build a fleet.
But what is the point of Germany having a ministry of Justice during the war?
The catastrophic axis games are the funniest
10:32 ISP fans every video
Literally one of the best episodes I’ve seen in the last year
I’ve never seen an axis team larp this hard, without knowing or trying to larp this hard.
I was wondering today when am I getting my Bokoen HOI4 fix...in the middle of the night it seems...
Boy it's great to be back on Swimmy's Wild Ride.
This has been one of the funniest videos by far in a while, so many good lines
it's 2am where I live but I can't stop the bokoen1 grind
Never have I seen a more realistic depiction of the Axis powers
"Barely any coordination, massive funding into wunderwaffe projects and failure to use naval assets"
So just historical Axis
Thanks for the video guys
Hitler after Steiner's failed counterattack and Walther Wenck ignoring a direct order to relieve Berlin: "Don't give them the enjoyment, just stop microing"
This is one of the best videos on your channel
"I need Shoigu"
wat
It's so nice of the script writers to do a soft reboot with the new patch!
Swimmy once again playing the comic relief nation. Outstanding.
I'm glad Bo sill invites these new players to enjoy games with him
Bo really tried to gaslight the allies into thinking a slow Italy campaign is why the axis lost soo quickly btw.
"I'm doing Weserübung. Where are the ships?"
"Asia."
👍👍👍👍👍👍
The larp is unreal with German "super weapons", cope, and Italian incompetence
the script was truly fantastic today. absolutel cinema
12:19 Hitler's last command
'There's gonna be a late game, your grace?'
Bo-Hemia 😮
Snake of Denmark once again edits the video to make it look like rats are bad
Nothing better than being awake at Saturday night with a beer and a Bokoen1 HoiIV upload comes hehehe
Well that was painful to watch. Coordination 10/10 truly. Truly a Swimmy game.
This Italian player has to be new
GIVE US THE RAT!!!
This is such a scuffed Axis game.
swimmy managing navy made me lose half my brain cells lmao
"The worst axis war planning"
Swimmy or Golden?
"Wunderwaffe"
Swimmy