Hoi4 Mega Campaign part has yet to be played, so the video isn't in the works at the moment. It will be announced in the community tab on my RUclips when it's being played.
@riccardocarretta3308 pling pling pling Hans: Was ist das Günter? Günter: Nur der Führer mal wieder mit seinen Kreuzen Hans: Nicht schooonn wiiieeeder.
@@Cotac_Rastic from what people say, golden usually is pretty chill, it's just that his meltdowns often are the most entertaining moments so they make it into the videos
>Get beaten more than twice each time worse than the previous one >Do a saarland offensive style attack >Take Berlin without resistance >Claim victory and leave seconds before getting obliterated This really is hoi4 in a nutshell
"The early barb had to be abandoned for a Safari trip" Well well, if it isn't the classic Golden-Italy-Safari-Gone-Wrong feat. 1 million lost men once again. One of my favorites Edit: You can take a man off Italy, but you can't take the need to go Safari out of Golden
@@NosferatusTG I once saw one of my 20k stack of light cav literally walking on water in one of my I:R game (bless that game) back when the game is still new
5:42 When Golden says "Look, even when I wanna have a Normal game, I end up back in South Africa!" reminds me of Godfather III when he says "Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in!"
Maybe the best part of this video is what you don't see. It's an unusually quiet, peaceful Bokoen video, not a shout or a scream to be heard...on the Axis discord anyway XD I would love to hear what kind of nuclear meltdown they were having on the Allies' side!
Yeah, and the Allies were so bad. Romania fighting the Soviet alone in 1939 and getting a 4:1 kill ratio, and ending up pushing out is some single player stuff. Like you can battleplan and get a better result
Tonight on TopGear, Hammond pushes the allies out of Normandy with a Panzer 1 I high five the Fürher on the Eastbound Autobahn And James gets lost in the Congo
Great vid and I want to highlight the amazing "microwaved meals" bit at the very start as being an absolutely transcendent burn on golden, so good it leaves him flummoxed
I have next video script on hand Golden plays slovakia and goes safariing Swimmy on South Africa makes a meme armoured car build, caps, and keeps fighting in exile Bo plays India and gets paradropped behind the frontline and goes goblin mode. Braun plays Mongolia and naval invades gibraltar.
The light tank strat ended up working way better than expected since the safari was a breeze, real quick with minimal resistance, securing the south african chromium for a huge switch into heavy tanks to destroy the soviets.
Steamroll if I've seen one. Wtf. I love how ridiculously bad the Allies were this game. They got rolled in Africa by light tanks, they lost France immediately, they got rolled by Japan in the east and lost the whole African continent. And they never saved anything they dumped in Europe from their failed D days. On top of that, the soviet collapsed every time they were left unassisted for like 5 minutes. Wtf
Question - does Axis have to do Barbarossa at all if you have already captured Iraq a year beforehand and thus will not face oil shortages? It's basically the same question as to "why is Japan forced to attack US if they capped China in 1939?"
00:08 they were calling you autistic, Golden. People with autism like/need the predictability in their food. If everything they eat is the same then it is "safe" and they know what they're getting, whereas with fruit and veg, every one can be slightly different in texture, colour, shape and looks and that makes it "unsafe" Source: My son has autism.
How did I know that Germany doing well meant Bo was playing them? Oh right because on average College, Golden, or Swimmy would have done something stupid without thinking.
Hoi4 Mega Campaign part has yet to be played, so the video isn't in the works at the moment.
It will be announced in the community tab on my RUclips when it's being played.
Fun game to watch anyway
Take the time ya need for the mega campaign
Cap
Pssssst, still waiting for that Equestria at war video
Where's the mega campaign bo?
Hitler just standing by the side of the autobahn with his hand out high-fiving the tiger commanders as they head back East.
i will ruin the fact you have 925 likes with 0 comments
He's in a wolksvagen driving on the side of the tank column just chucking Iron Crosses at them
On an Elevated platform so that he can reach them.
@riccardocarretta3308 pling pling pling
Hans: Was ist das Günter?
Günter: Nur der Führer mal wieder mit seinen Kreuzen
Hans: Nicht schooonn wiiieeeder.
“Fall of Los Santos” lmao
What made me naval invade California? I guess it was the weather.
@@Sky_Guy *naval invade San Andreas
@@Sky_Guy Or the... I don't know, that thing. That -no American garrisons on the coast- magic.
Guess CJ will be a Japanese Triad in this time line.😂
"Fall of George Santos"
I am sorry i just had too
That was one of the most one sided games we’ve seen in a while
Script writers went a little hard with their power fantasies on this one.
I swear whenever Golden and Bo team up they have a 70-80% win ratio
@@lemoncash2787 Well Bo either rein Golden in or fix his mess so it turns out great
@@equilintogo5378 Im amazed how chill he is when he plays on Bo's side lmao
@@Cotac_Rastic from what people say, golden usually is pretty chill, it's just that his meltdowns often are the most entertaining moments so they make it into the videos
Dankus asking for the civil war to end and then getting salty afterwards is the most hoi4 MP moment of all time
"Player gets what he wants. Is unhappy with it" is a very hoi4 thing to happen
yeah everyone says how good dankus is but he comes across as a bitch sometimes. Is there a hoi 4 player who is just chill?
@@PillarOfWamuu GI Phillips when he played.
Germany and Spain: hold on, this whole operation was your idea.
@@PillarOfWamuu swimmy
>Get beaten more than twice each time worse than the previous one
>Do a saarland offensive style attack
>Take Berlin without resistance
>Claim victory and leave seconds before getting obliterated
This really is hoi4 in a nutshell
Can’t believe golden isn’t a main controller and safari is still happening. After all I suppose it is still in the game code
A bug clearly happened because he didn't suddenly lose a million men then lose it in the same year.
@@thepruh1151He wasn’t playing Italy
Hole in the plot
"The early barb had to be abandoned for a Safari trip"
Well well, if it isn't the classic Golden-Italy-Safari-Gone-Wrong feat. 1 million lost men once again. One of my favorites
Edit: You can take a man off Italy, but you can't take the need to go Safari out of Golden
You can take the man off of italy, but you can never take the italy out of the man 😔
What chromium does to a mf
Jesus is the kinda guy who would go Moblie Warfare with infantry only and somehow win
Jesus is the kinda guy to turn 1 K-Ration into 5000 K-Rations
Jesus is the kinda guy to do naval invasions by marching on foot
@@NosferatusTGwait a damn minute…
no wonder there's so many Christians
@@NosferatusTG I once saw one of my 20k stack of light cav literally walking on water in one of my I:R game (bless that game) back when the game is still new
Germany: *Tries to do the light tank strat to do an early Barb.*
Also Germany: "Jolly good show!" *Insert random Nigel Thornberry noises.*
Italy having to deal with Germany's nonsense: "Every day, we stray further from god."
5:42 When Golden says "Look, even when I wanna have a Normal game, I end up back in South Africa!" reminds me of Godfather III when he says "Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in!"
Maybe the best part of this video is what you don't see. It's an unusually quiet, peaceful Bokoen video, not a shout or a scream to be heard...on the Axis discord anyway XD I would love to hear what kind of nuclear meltdown they were having on the Allies' side!
Forget the Man in a High Castle scenario this is a Wolfenstein scenario 😂
TNO but the US has negative points in the Cold War System
Golden carried this game, GOLDEN HAS GOTTEN HIS MOJO BACK!!!!
Golden redemption arc?????
Golden Won
God I love when bo gets gangster on his friends.
I can't believe they missed the battle of Los Santos that was some baller shit
@@keirangray902They see me flying my MkII Oppressor, they hatin!
@@Ronald98 You busta, Ronald!
Anytime Golden and Bo are together it's such a stacked game
staxis indeed
Also Dankus on the side
Yeah, and the Allies were so bad. Romania fighting the Soviet alone in 1939 and getting a 4:1 kill ratio, and ending up pushing out is some single player stuff.
Like you can battleplan and get a better result
That ending, it's like the allies just full sent everything to Berlin then threw themselves down the stairs
Eh, it's a literal suicide charge of the allies
Nayf is Jesus, a Golden safari, and naval invasions
This one got it all
Tonight on TopGear,
Hammond pushes the allies out of Normandy with a Panzer 1
I high five the Fürher on the Eastbound Autobahn
And James gets lost in the Congo
The fall of los Santos goes hard
9 out of 10 times Golden goes safari-ing he loses a million men, this was that tenth time.
5:27 great editing Braun
“Yeah, we just need more tigers” -German high command in 1945
A successful golden safari? Can someone report this bug to paradox
Great script really cool how the writers have brought together a series of common plots for this episode.
The infamous, most notorious and bloodiest battle of the war the battle of Los Santos Aware
10:00 the infamous battle of Los Santos
Braun mimicing goldens voice to compliment himself is a whole new level
Ahhhh the superhighway project, never let the idea die! We need to see it one day! Logistics is king in war.
Spain: grind XP!
Germany: I m gonna kill everything. You know my phylosophy on it.
Spain: KK
The Fall of Los Santos lmao
We need a Grand Theft Auto in a "Man in the High Castle"-like parallel universe
10:04 THE FALL OF LOS SANTOS LMAO
Someone’s been playing a lot of gta v recently
Thoughts on the South America DLC? We gettin a meme game? 👀👀👀
PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
I think they did none for BftB so i doubt it.
1:43 He accidentally launched Imperator: Rome and tried to join the lobby lmfao
0:24 dont lie Bo. we *STILL* remember Urban Assault Specialist episode.
That's why he does it this way now 😂
Golden rolling Africa Expert is one of the more interesting bits of character development I've seen. Great writing, Bo.
Great vid and I want to highlight the amazing "microwaved meals" bit at the very start as being an absolutely transcendent burn on golden, so good it leaves him flummoxed
I fully expected the video to end with German tanks rolling and into Stalingrad and a card that says The Axis surrendered 2 minutes later.
Fall of Los Santos?
"Aww shit, here we go again."
1:41 Bo telling us the france player is exactly 6.112.704.000 seconds behind
Damn, Nayf was so powerful he got sent to the shadow realm to keep him from beating the Axis singlehandedly.
golden must lose a million men in a safari meets college can't micro the side of a barn, fantastic crossover episode
Japanese game of the century in the background as well hahahaha
So the Axis won in 1942. Holy crap.
* Reads the intro card *
"Oh, so Golden's playing Germany in this video then?"
'you didn't see the fall of Los Santos?' is such a perfectly cursed way to end a perfectly cursed game
BoGolden Germany is a dangerous combo
The perfect mix of strong strategy and bizarre ideas
I have next video script on hand
Golden plays slovakia and goes safariing
Swimmy on South Africa makes a meme armoured car build, caps, and keeps fighting in exile
Bo plays India and gets paradropped behind the frontline and goes goblin mode.
Braun plays Mongolia and naval invades gibraltar.
The light tank strat ended up working way better than expected since the safari was a breeze, real quick with minimal resistance, securing the south african chromium for a huge switch into heavy tanks to destroy the soviets.
The fall of los santos lmao
One of the best axis games on this channel, ammount of content in 10 minutes is incredible
"I can't go to addis ababa I'm an analyst"
I love how you can guess just from the intro text which country Bo is playing
An entire video where we don't get a single glimpse into what the Allied conversations were like during that colossal mess. I feel robbed.
So Golden Safari's into Africa, takes Capetown, and this doesn't cause the Axis to die horribly? What timeline is this?
letting golden and Bo co op the same country is blatantly op lmao
Yall know the quote "College can't mirco the side of a barn"
"Lighting War" funny, cause right now is raining, and comes out Lighting outside
I cant wait for the south america only game
Lore of Lightning War - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell momentum 100
King Bo Barbarossa, and his trusty general Aureum Africanus.
Bo scanned the map he found in his Grandpa's basement for this thumbnail
Take a shot everytime a Germany player does an early barb build but then neglects early barb for safari.
I remember that wild period in ww2 when all the allied leaders threw their entire armies at berlin and then killed themselves
Something something Ratkoen1
Man the script for this is pretty amazing, great character development after the last arc.
I love how bo penetrated deep inside of the allies in Africa.
"the fall of los santos" grove street has fallen, billions must be CJ
Nayf was playing Gaul
Golden is back baby
Steamroll if I've seen one. Wtf.
I love how ridiculously bad the Allies were this game. They got rolled in Africa by light tanks, they lost France immediately, they got rolled by Japan in the east and lost the whole African continent.
And they never saved anything they dumped in Europe from their failed D days. On top of that, the soviet collapsed every time they were left unassisted for like 5 minutes. Wtf
Finally, the Safari went right. The dream game.
damn Golden is so competent when he isn’t in charge 💀
Golden does only eat microwaved meals though
That has to be the most sedate I have ever seen Golden be.
8:37 Finland's leader in the new Netflix show
if the war in europe didn't go so quickly i would've loved the video title "The Fall of Los Santos"
Golden try not to Safari challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
As soon as I saw safari I knew it was gonna be a good episode
Love that 1st Jan Anno Domini
Holy shet that a fast Spanish civil war, everything was fast in this game! 😂
I was expecting the tables to turn on you guys at least once but man
Question - does Axis have to do Barbarossa at all if you have already captured Iraq a year beforehand and thus will not face oil shortages?
It's basically the same question as to "why is Japan forced to attack US if they capped China in 1939?"
It's time for a lightning war
Safari version
I saw Safari and I just knew Golden was going to be involved
The fall of los santos was a historic victory in the Japanese war of WW2
The Fall of Los Santos is crazy
allied bros got absolutely rolled
00:08 they were calling you autistic, Golden. People with autism like/need the predictability in their food. If everything they eat is the same then it is "safe" and they know what they're getting, whereas with fruit and veg, every one can be slightly different in texture, colour, shape and looks and that makes it "unsafe"
Source: My son has autism.
Anytime you see "safari" in a title card you just know it was Golden's idea
we love us a good safari
This has been very one sided.
I like it.
Was waiting for this one. Still wondering whether Braun afkd or fought till the end tho
How did I know that Germany doing well meant Bo was playing them? Oh right because on average College, Golden, or Swimmy would have done something stupid without thinking.
Oh boy a HOI nutshell video with the Axis pushing deep into Africa I wonder what happens
Golden should get a terrain trait and it should be named the lion of safari and it should give bounuses in the southe and middle afruca
Why did Golden just say morbidly obese at 0:37
Probably talking about Braun
I hate myself for being unprofessional during the court case.
we need a german super highway every game just for golden
Nayf is the chosen one!!!