@@bobbemis8911he’s a genius in that Wendy’s dumpster crackhead way, where he has some really good ideas, but it’s ultimately ruined by him talking about spiders under his skin 90% of the time
Greyhound: kill 20+ subs. Also Greyhound: can't be made a pride of the navy. Heck, if Mexico had a ship that legendary, they'd sanctify it, not just make it a pride of a navy.
Mexico needs to lift it from the bottom of the sea and make a battleship or carrier using some of the steel from it, name it Greyhound, and make it pride of the fleet.
@@Michaelonyoutub 'sir we strapped 800 rubber dingies to it and are rowing it back from the Indian ocean, we plan to install tank treads on it and make it our first sovereign built ASW battletank, to hunt submarines in lakes and inland seas. Cannot be too safe.
@@glenmcgillivray4707 I did actually make jokes during this stream in chat that the Greyhound actually just turned into a sub and is taking the fight to the German subs on their own turf.
Genuinely. It's honestly kind of funny/sad how hard Mexico chest thumps literally any military achievement they have after the Mexican-American war turned them into a second world nation and a fourth rate power. A submarine-Hunter with Twenty confirmed kills would be raised from the depths and dragged to a pedestal in the heart of Mexico City.
I need to start watching bits of their VODs just so I can decipher how the hell some of these games manage to play out like they do. That being said, this is exactly the kind of crazy shit that makes multiplayer strategy games so fun and endlessly intriguing. I love that the Bo1 channel has managed to capture that vibe so well, some of these videos are just SO good as a result.
Far from a terrible start with no plan, what happened was a rapid change in plans to take advantage of a huge opportunity. Golden (the player on Germany) spotted that Swimmy (the player on France) hadn’t done his focus to get rid of “Disjointed Government” yet, meaning that he’d capitulate after losing only a few tiles. Bo points it out in the video at 2:38. There was a short window of a few months before Swimmy could get down to the focus to remove that, so Golden had a win/win by going for Sudetenland way earlier than usual. If he doesn’t get denied, he gets the industry for free. If he gets denied, then he just has to take a few border towns and Swimmy dies immediately and he gets even more industry incredibly early. Which is exactly what ended up happening. Swimmy essentially threw the game by keeping Disjointed Government for far too long, setting the conditions for an early Sudetenland claim to actually work
It cuts quickly so it is barely shown and not mentioned, but Swimmy as France capped immediately as soon as they took a little bit of land, since Swimmy didn't take the french focuses to prevent that. So instead of Swimmy holding forever against a super weak Germany, he capped as soon as he lost anything, and Golden ended up coming out with a successful early war while civ greeding which is normally insanely difficult, if not impossible, making Germany pretty powerful
@@HDreamerHe did, but he’s lost others that should’ve been a home run, lmao. He’s got a penchant for doing crazy risky strats and while it makes for entertaining content, gambling doesn’t always pay off in warfare.
For the record, he’s also managed to pull off some miraculous bullshit to avert disaster by sheer virtue of his audacity and daring to dream lol. Golden is probably my second favorite character in the Bokoen Cinematic Universe. Whatever else you can say about him, he’ll never be boring. Or hard to hear in call.
Bo cumming for destroying a dozen subs that Germany can replace in less than a month like he won the war and then cutting the video to an axis victory is priceless lmao
The saga of the Greyhound and the Mexican destroyers clapping should have a movie made about it, truly one of the greatest arcs of the Bokoen Cinematic Universe
@@ollekk. Nobody does day 1 mils, you're supposed to do civs until you get the infra spirit, you build infra and then you go into mils late 1936 or early 1937. That's as early as it gets. But building civs in 1938 as Germany is a universal throw in every single mod and vanilla.
I'm in one server dedicated to TFB where two guys with 5 digit hour counts argue about civs vs infra (the difference is like 5% IC) The general consensus is that as Germany you build mils because civs are nerfed hard in TFB and take forever to scale
After Greyhound died, the world was no more. The seas were restless. The birds constantly flying as they weapt. The drums of war kept on and on, louder and louder. Until one day, the world stopped and moment later it froze in time. Earth cries for its child! Earth cries for Greyhound.
Alt-Timeline History Channel: "The day Greyhound sank was the day the hopes of millions died. Without Greyhound to stem the tied of the Axis onslaught, the war effort was ground to dust by the relentless Wolfpacks."
man i remember watching from swimmys perspective, and i still say that the snake of denmark will hype up something and we see its just some mid battles in the Caribbean.
Sometimes I'm reminded I have no idea what all the house rules are like when I see zero UK troops on the front line when swimmy is fumbling after the benelux falls. Are the UK not allowed to move troops to france other than to port garrison until a certain date or something?
France still had disjointed government, which meant they'd capitulate after like 3 big cities fall because of the surrender limit. The Benelux falling after Germany had such an abysmal start does not set a good precedent.. So they left before getting killed as well.
Convoy escort and naval in 90% of games are over looked, I am so glad you and your crew bring light to this awesome counter play and game within a game.
Turns out Greyhound was carrying the entire infrastructure of this game, so when he fell, the game fell apart as well. It didnt wanna live in a world without greyhound
@@Bokoen1 going back to finish watching it and yeah you did Bo! The title card mentioned nukes war so i assumed it was an allied wins. Serves me right to judge a mappy by it's nuke
4:15 What a surprise, the guy that used to urinate on his friends for fun in grade school is a little TOO into waterspor-I mean naval warfare in HoI4. Great video though Bo, and I think about that story at least once a week btw lmao. I like to imagine that your childhood was some sort of hyper-Danish upbringing full of crazy stories (and WOODEN CLOGS), and we're just seeing the tip of the iceberg.
@Ozzystrayroo I'm not super familiar with the mod so I don't know exactly how high it stacks - but pretty sure he just lost like 2 or 3 towns on the border so it's gotta be like 80% or higher. Basically, neither Golden or Swimmy were ready for war, but Swimmy was waaaaaay less ready.
I'm truly confused how France capitulated instantly like that. Were they occupied in the south by Italy? Was it a collaboration government weakening their surrender limit? They barely lost an inch of territory to Germany
I knew from the moment that it said it was a naval Germany that got Munich denied it had to be a golden or a braun Germany. Didn’t expect both, but I also didn’t expect the Swimmy fumble after a successful Saarland
Greyhound....
No wayy
Early moment
Edit RIP Greyhound the goat
why dont you play COH?
You spelled “on” as op in the opening text
Don't remind me of the part in that movie where the German sub starts shittalking like it's a 14 year old playing CoD
Bokoen is so desperate to regain his ‘navyguy’ status he’s centring entire videos around him sinking submarines as Mexico.
Damn fucking straight I am
I mean its his channel after all
@@Bokoen1 giga cope
Just like his fleet in most games, Bo is washed up.
@@jeremigawkowski9775Wrong it's Our channel *soviet anthem plays*
>"This might be the worst Germany I've ever seen."
> proceeds to be the worst France ever
Swimmy moment
Classic swigma male
Very sad France moment. Literally had the left bank of the rhine and still got pushed over.
…
It’s always right when I read the comment!
The Baguette Boy is out of It
Followed by the worst USSR I've ever seen.
>makes fun of germany for not being prepared
>germany takes france in 38
>allies lose
worst germany ever lol
golden is unironically a genius and i'm tired of pretending he isn't
@@bobbemis8911he’s a genius in that Wendy’s dumpster crackhead way, where he has some really good ideas, but it’s ultimately ruined by him talking about spiders under his skin 90% of the time
Greyhound: kill 20+ subs.
Also Greyhound: can't be made a pride of the navy.
Heck, if Mexico had a ship that legendary, they'd sanctify it, not just make it a pride of a navy.
Mexico needs to lift it from the bottom of the sea and make a battleship or carrier using some of the steel from it, name it Greyhound, and make it pride of the fleet.
@@Michaelonyoutub 'sir we strapped 800 rubber dingies to it and are rowing it back from the Indian ocean, we plan to install tank treads on it and make it our first sovereign built ASW battletank, to hunt submarines in lakes and inland seas. Cannot be too safe.
@@glenmcgillivray4707 I did actually make jokes during this stream in chat that the Greyhound actually just turned into a sub and is taking the fight to the German subs on their own turf.
Genuinely. It's honestly kind of funny/sad how hard Mexico chest thumps literally any military achievement they have after the Mexican-American war turned them into a second world nation and a fourth rate power. A submarine-Hunter with Twenty confirmed kills would be raised from the depths and dragged to a pedestal in the heart of Mexico City.
I like how Bokoen likes to claim Golden thinks he's he main character whilst he can play Mexico and still yap like he's playing america
I mean it’s my POV you see things through lmao.
(The destroyers unironically had impact though)
@Bokoen1 mald you're just mad because golden is 5 ft 1 cope
@@foreverpure1950 5ft 1? isnt that like under 160cm?
In the full VOD he saved the Commonwealth with the dinky navy.
@@markoerakovic9899 it's obviously 911 meters tall
>"This might be the worst Germany I've ever seen"
>Axis victory
dankus might have had something to do with that lol
@@quincyames2014 What did dankus play?
@@Placeholder333 He played Swimmy mostly.
@@quincyames2014 well cant wait to see dankus's pov
Swimmy saved the mappy game by taking one for the team
No one ever suspects the Mexican Subqusistion.
Crazy that Germany got a terrible start with literally no plan against an Allied team playing this sweaty and he actually pulled the W
I need to start watching bits of their VODs just so I can decipher how the hell some of these games manage to play out like they do.
That being said, this is exactly the kind of crazy shit that makes multiplayer strategy games so fun and endlessly intriguing. I love that the Bo1 channel has managed to capture that vibe so well, some of these videos are just SO good as a result.
Swimmy threw hard on france
You see, Swimmy was in the Allies, so the game was rigged from the start.
Some crazy scrip writing with this one
Far from a terrible start with no plan, what happened was a rapid change in plans to take advantage of a huge opportunity. Golden (the player on Germany) spotted that Swimmy (the player on France) hadn’t done his focus to get rid of “Disjointed Government” yet, meaning that he’d capitulate after losing only a few tiles. Bo points it out in the video at 2:38. There was a short window of a few months before Swimmy could get down to the focus to remove that, so Golden had a win/win by going for Sudetenland way earlier than usual. If he doesn’t get denied, he gets the industry for free. If he gets denied, then he just has to take a few border towns and Swimmy dies immediately and he gets even more industry incredibly early. Which is exactly what ended up happening. Swimmy essentially threw the game by keeping Disjointed Government for far too long, setting the conditions for an early Sudetenland claim to actually work
Golden disasterclass at the start and we got so invested in the Greyhound story and then it just ends abruptly with Golden actually winning lmao
It cuts quickly so it is barely shown and not mentioned, but Swimmy as France capped immediately as soon as they took a little bit of land, since Swimmy didn't take the french focuses to prevent that. So instead of Swimmy holding forever against a super weak Germany, he capped as soon as he lost anything, and Golden ended up coming out with a successful early war while civ greeding which is normally insanely difficult, if not impossible, making Germany pretty powerful
I think this unironically one of the best hoi4 videos recently. And it’s just Braun and Bo larping Greyhound off the coast of Mexico
Its the little stories like this that make these videos
Only swimmy and golden can lose a perfect game
Lol
But golden won this game.
@@HDreamerHe did, but he’s lost others that should’ve been a home run, lmao. He’s got a penchant for doing crazy risky strats and while it makes for entertaining content, gambling doesn’t always pay off in warfare.
@@HDreamer Golden can take Paris!
For the record, he’s also managed to pull off some miraculous bullshit to avert disaster by sheer virtue of his audacity and daring to dream lol. Golden is probably my second favorite character in the Bokoen Cinematic Universe.
Whatever else you can say about him, he’ll never be boring. Or hard to hear in call.
Me during the Golden/Braun watch party: Can we watch Greyhound?
Braun: We have Greyhound at home
Greyhound at home:
Bo cumming for destroying a dozen subs that Germany can replace in less than a month like he won the war and then cutting the video to an axis victory is priceless lmao
I don't think you realize how many subs I killed lmao. Literally forced the Germans into port.
@@Bokoen1 in the video they can't be more than 30. I don't know about the whole stream.
@@riccardocirielli total kill count ended at 70-130
"ball cocken" is so desperate to prove he's still the "navy guy"
Ah yes, the game were they were clowning golden for an hour, then Swimmy collapsed because he lost like 3 vps and it went downhill from there.
Swimmy somehow did worse than the French High Command, I should be shocked, but its Swimmy so I'm not.
THE FACT THEY LOST WHEN DRESSEL'S SOUL WAS BROUGHT BACK IS CRAZY
What
@@CORINTHIAS-uc6zd dressel, an ex member and non-ex neonazi, has lost to the czech ai at least once if my memory is correct
@@gridlock-miniature-game do you remember the name of the video
@@CORINTHIAS-uc6zd Hoi4 MP in a nutshell episode #89 (Czechmate)
@@CORINTHIAS-uc6zdCzechmate
The allies really snatched defeat from the claws of the easiest win ever
Germany: *Goes for a massive Kriegsmarine.*
Mexico: "I missed the part where that's my problem".
Meanwhile, the submarine crews attempting to deal with the Mexican ASW destroyers: *Angry and confused German noises.*
9:33 NOOOO TOM HANKS!!! 😭😭😭
The saga of the Greyhound and the Mexican destroyers clapping should have a movie made about it, truly one of the greatest arcs of the Bokoen Cinematic Universe
”Germany built civs at the start of the game”
Is this some sort of multiplayer meme im too singleplayer to understand?
mp meta changed to day 1 mills to have more porduction output
its simple math + they are playing with a mod that gives certain modifiers
@@ollekk. Nobody does day 1 mils, you're supposed to do civs until you get the infra spirit, you build infra and then you go into mils late 1936 or early 1937. That's as early as it gets. But building civs in 1938 as Germany is a universal throw in every single mod and vanilla.
I'm in one server dedicated to TFB where two guys with 5 digit hour counts argue about civs vs infra (the difference is like 5% IC)
The general consensus is that as Germany you build mils because civs are nerfed hard in TFB and take forever to scale
@@frankfletcher_1 I havent played tfb GER in a while, but doesnt day 1 mils hinder your ability to build rubber right before the war?
@@datboi7893 Start building rubber slightly earlier; you still get more IC overall
As soon as the Greyhound met its fate... even the game couldn't handle it.
An alternate reality where the British don't hunt the German Bismark, but instead the Germans hunt the Mexican Greyhound.
"he just typed awoo to me" its just like the fanfics...
link?
Braun is confirmed to be under the sea furry
The Ghost of Dressel strikes back 😂
Bo actually became the navy guy
8:20 "The power's back. That little droid did it!"
Nearly had me cackling in the break room
After Greyhound died, the world was no more. The seas were restless. The birds constantly flying as they weapt. The drums of war kept on and on, louder and louder. Until one day, the world stopped and moment later it froze in time.
Earth cries for its child! Earth cries for Greyhound.
The Golden, Braun, and Zoomer win streak is a move that I’m glad the writers are taking in these new scripts.
France: "i have mote tanks in stockpile than he has in total.
Boy the irl memes are striking
Germany had *concepts* of a plan
Alt-Timeline History Channel: "The day Greyhound sank was the day the hopes of millions died. Without Greyhound to stem the tied of the Axis onslaught, the war effort was ground to dust by the relentless Wolfpacks."
Paradox allowing patrol teleporting of fleets is hilarious.
Idk if it's their mod but France capping as Germany is just getting past the Benelux is wild.
Hearing Bo say ‘The Czechs are on the offensive’ brings me wayyyy back
man i remember watching from swimmys perspective, and i still say that the snake of denmark will hype up something and we see its just some mid battles in the Caribbean.
Developed by Mexico? You mean developed by the Cartels.
Nah, they trained on cartel narco-subs.
Honestly that opening with the Czechs pushing in that direction and declaring in feb '38 on them gave me Dressel vibes
Swimmy is a paid actor, letting golden win after that shit
Sometimes I'm reminded I have no idea what all the house rules are like when I see zero UK troops on the front line when swimmy is fumbling after the benelux falls. Are the UK not allowed to move troops to france other than to port garrison until a certain date or something?
France still had disjointed government, which meant they'd capitulate after like 3 big cities fall because of the surrender limit. The Benelux falling after Germany had such an abysmal start does not set a good precedent.. So they left before getting killed as well.
Whenever it looks like a free game for the axis they lose, whenever it looks like a free game for the allies they too lose
Convoy escort and naval in 90% of games are over looked, I am so glad you and your crew bring light to this awesome counter play and game within a game.
Tell that to japanese, who refused to build ASW ships and made USS Tang legendary.
Bo is desperately defending his title of the naval guy with this script
The snake of the dane sneaking some personal script change
Your PC was grieving Greyhound so much it just lagged to death.
>This might be the worst Germany I've ever seen
Dressel, anybody?
I am sorry about Greyhound. May him and his crew rest in peace.
Turns out Greyhound was carrying the entire infrastructure of this game, so when he fell, the game fell apart as well. It didnt wanna live in a world without greyhound
Man I can't believe Swimmy threw France so hard that it cost the Allies a game where they denied a civ greeding Germany the Sudetenland in 1938.
Losing Greyhound is like losing that one peasant you found in a tournament who is a literal god.
The captain of that ship would have been worshipped harder by Mexicans than even Goku.
Its abysmal how swimmy and golden were on different sides yet both managed to ruin their game
Bobama: never underestimate Joe swimmy and Joe spatula to eff up anything
"The power's back! That little droid did it!" got me lol
This is giving off 'at least we took Iwo Jima' vibes
4:33 damn that’s the last time I turn the volume up on bo’s vids
Finally a BOBG axis Dubs that i have been waiting for. Thank you Swimmy, taking one for the team to prevent a short game and saving the mappie
The last video was an axis win too?
@@Bokoen1 going back to finish watching it and yeah you did Bo! The title card mentioned nukes war so i assumed it was an allied wins. Serves me right to judge a mappy by it's nuke
4:15 What a surprise, the guy that used to urinate on his friends for fun in grade school is a little TOO into waterspor-I mean naval warfare in HoI4.
Great video though Bo, and I think about that story at least once a week btw lmao. I like to imagine that your childhood was some sort of hyper-Danish upbringing full of crazy stories (and WOODEN CLOGS), and we're just seeing the tip of the iceberg.
i love the navy only build, what a bo moment
I appreciate you stating how the game ended at the end. Great video!
Bo practically roleplaying as Samuel Dealy
Its always a good day when a hoi4 in a nutshell video comes out
How did France got capitulated? He literally had been holding the entire core territory
He had disjointed government which is like a 50% penalty towards surrender, and also had dogshit stability, which also lowers your surrender limit.
@@Lex-dw7ngah, make sense. Was it like 80-90% surrender limit penalty on that combination?
@Ozzystrayroo I'm not super familiar with the mod so I don't know exactly how high it stacks - but pretty sure he just lost like 2 or 3 towns on the border so it's gotta be like 80% or higher. Basically, neither Golden or Swimmy were ready for war, but Swimmy was waaaaaay less ready.
@@Lex-dw7ng that's some swigma male strategy
Rest In Peace Greyhound, this will be remembered in the books!
Ah yes, sun yat sen, defending the caribean with his one destroyer.
I love your hoi videos so much the chemistry between all you guys always makes me laugh
bo might just be the best navy player in existence
I can't believe Golden actually cooked with that build, I guess he has finally regained his skill
0:27 defnended
Yeah, the quality of the videos has really gone downhill.
I wonder if it has anything to do with the political situation in Danmark.
@@GekkeHenkie1313 actual mental hospital comment
Didn't realize you were fighting Goku. Dude literally came back from the dead stronger than ever
This mixup with the scripts is INSANE this time Bo.
now imagine if bokoen had actually trained those destroyers instead of sending them into battle with a -20% attack and defense
The classic Bo O-Face when his navy starts sinking enemies.
The mighty Mexican naval doctrine of Kantai Kessein't
Allies: But would you lose?
Czechoslovakia: Nah, I'd win.
Thanks Bo you made me rewatch Greyhound
You know it's gonna be something spicy when the sudetenland is denied
THIS GONNA BE A SWIMMY W
2:05 German High Command when discussing about a war with France
Sabaton would def make a song about the Greyhound in this universe.
certified bokoen1 classic
this game made me 40k channel points always bet against Flavius
RIP ARM Greyhound. Your sacrifice was indeed in vain
It was Greyhound getting revenge from the grave!
Its a good century when Bokoen1 uploads.
Love the old Medal of Honor music, btw.
Lmao i love the greyhound larping
“…op top of that…” I guess Spellcheckoen wasn’t in the office that day.
2:18 He has *concepts* of a plan
"This is the worst germany I have ever seen" loses. You cant make this stuff up.
That destroyers is a one man navy
That was some historical shit with Germany pulling out a victory in France
I can't believe you can teleport fleets. I need to remember to use this
admitting to a loss in the end screen instead of just flat out lying, oh how the times have chaged
I'm truly confused how France capitulated instantly like that. Were they occupied in the south by Italy? Was it a collaboration government weakening their surrender limit? They barely lost an inch of territory to Germany
I believe they paradropped Paris
They didn't do the focuses to prevent them from insta-capping
@@jaidengabriel1675was it om vanilla or is it their mod that do that?
@@Ozzystrayrooboth
You need to do a narco-sub Mexico game next.
I knew from the moment that it said it was a naval Germany that got Munich denied it had to be a golden or a braun Germany. Didn’t expect both, but I also didn’t expect the Swimmy fumble after a successful Saarland
Not golden going in without a plan, decideds to get his ass claped by the chezc and still wins the game
Good that you were Mexico this game tbh, they get some good bonuses for ASW
Spirit of Dressel returns