We get drunk and watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
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Paul Blart: The first avenger
Paul Blart 3: Age of the Blart
Thank god! Someone else also saw the end credit scene too where Nick Fury shows up
Captain America: mall cop
Paul Blart: Into The Blart-Verse.
Paul Blart 3: Let There Be Blar-nage
"We don't have any pie"
"*Pulls out gun*"
Get the pie!
Get the pie bitch!
@@stupedstuff7757 I mean now ma get the pie now
Take it and _use it to get another pie_
You better not get me the cherry pie Ma.
Me: mom can we get die hard
Mom: no we have die hard at home
*die hard at home:*
I don’t see the issue
I read that wrong lol I thought it said mom can we get hard and I was about to type in Sweet Home Alabama lol 🤣
@@thehunter7422 *we can get hard at home*
WOF FAN WOF FAN WOF FAN
This is better
As a New Jersey resident I can tell you if you come to this state, you immediately become poor.
I spent my childhood there. My dad had a good job so I never knew the financial struggle. I miss those days.
@@fenrix155 your dad doesn't exist
@@x-fun3149 wut?
there’s more people from new york here then our own people
@Momo gunner the first Ghostgod 101th like
Group movie commentary highlights are always so enjoyable.
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They sound like they're aware they're drunk and it makes it soooooooo much better
I fucking know right?!?!
Hey! If you are seeing this, I just wanted to let you know that Jesus loves you! He loves you so much that He died on the cross for your sins and rose from the dead so that you could be saved from sin and the wrath of God! This is the Gospel; you can be saved from God’s wrath and hell if you believe and trust in Jesus! God Bless you all!
@@shanescuderi shut the fuck up
“The Chief’s name is Brooks, have you ever heard of a more fake name?”
Me: Well, damn. *fades into the void*
We aren't convinced you exist.
Dang, I guess Spaceballs was ghostwriten
@@RAZZLEMedia 👏👏👏
They really said Brooks is a fake name in a movie where the bad guy is named Veck Sims
@@TheRogueCommand Why are you even digging that far when the dudes name is *BLART* lol
lol the toilet paper licking scene he’s describing is actually from blades of glory 😂😂😂
Thank you for this. It was driving me nuts.
Really? Good! , I was going crazy trying to remember
@@KoolKidsWearSweaters any time ! blades of glory gotta be done next now just so it comes full circle 😂
@@thermalheater9778 no problem ! i didnt see anyone else mention it in the comments yet so i felt i should be helpful and let them know 😂
Was just gonna type this, I agree blades of glory definitely should be next!
"is that Anna Farris?"
*me, knowing fully well that it's the guidance counselor from glee*
The wife from the Smurfs
She was lucy in that parody movie of narnia.
WHY IS SHE IN EVERY SINGLE SHITPOST MOVIE
i read this as anne frank from a quick glance
She's the dead child from Bridge to Terrabithea.
6:19 “he lost to a pregnant lady that’s not fair that’s 2 on 1”😂😂😂😂
They filmed this in the mall near me, my neighbor was almost an extra in some of the shots
You should've gone in bro
@@sadie_cat I missed it, they told us like a week later when we all hung out, they went there the day of though to shop normally and they had pictures they took on their phones of the cameras and Kevin James and everybody
Edit: Believe me I would’ve lol
Thats cool. Kind of got some "My best friends dog almost nearly got ice cream." Vibes but still cool
"My neighbor was almost an extra in some of the shots" is the most paul blart mall cop line I've ever heard🤣
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Realistically he's probably depressed and copes with his trauma through food because he couldn't be a cop.
That and his ex wife used him to get a green card then left
What I don't understand is the fact that he like flew past the physical training thing but yet he just passed out right before the end and he doesn't get in.
@@christophsouthwell7518 wait that's an actual symptom. Well the more you know
@@christophsouthwell7518 Well I learned something today
Wait.. No. if that was the case then he would start coping with his trauma through food and become fat AFTER failing the cop test, right? which other trauma was he coping with through food before that then, or simply he just was fat because he's always been fat and thats it
I have hypoglycemia and no, you don't just randomly pass out. For me it's a few hours of shaking and vomiting
Damn, that honestly sucks. I also have hypoglycemia, and I end up getting dizzy with TV static vision and some muffled hearing. I don't really "pass out" pass out, but I kinda just snap in and out of consciousness for a brief minute.
Lol
Yeeshers I'm so sorry you have to go through that
I mean, it presents itself differently depending on the person
Yikes I’m sorry to hear that
Paul: Peanut butter. Fills the cracks of the heart.
Me: I believe they're called arteries...
So he's not wrong
BLARTeries
Best part of this movie is rani Rodrigues just existing
Love my queen ❤
skinny legend 🙌
No don’t name the dog rain rodrigues
Who?
FYI: they aren’t stealing from the bank accounts of the mall stores, they’re basically cashing out the money that people spent that day to their own accounts instead. You can’t do it once the mall is closed because then the funds are transferred, and Black Friday is the highest spending day of the year. The plan is actually kind of ingenious
The plan is actually terrible, because it didn't account for the mall god
As someone who worked both Black Friday, and Boxing Day
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IT IS CHAOTIC AND THE AMOUNT OF MONEY THEY WOULD’VE GOTTEN IS…WOW
@@Vario69 he knew everything the entire time
Damn, that's actually not bad.
I like how this video has hard-coded subtitles because when I saw this movie with my dad in the theater in 2009 the screening had subtitles and it makes me nostalgic for the time I saw Paul Blart: Mall Cop with my dad in the theater in 2009 with subtitles.
Were there subtitles when you watched it?
@@mikanviola no
3:44 the fact that this man actually has a picture of the story makes it so much better. i was like "yeah right" untill that pic showed up.
Paul Blart: *Violently throws a performer and crashes though a window*
Jordan: He’s just vibin
When I was 19 I got a job as a shopping centre guard, the supervisor was exactly like paul blart
Did you also hold everyone hostage?
@@HExtraordinaire I'm not cool like veck
did the mall also have a ball pit?
@@alyssarasmussen1723 yes
@@Lil_Carmine man i wish our mall had a ballpit i used to go to the broadway mall in long island that had an ikea which had a ballpit but cuz of covid its closed
"He lost to a pregnant lady? That's not fair, it's two on one!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If anyone can recover from that much hot-sauce in their eye I will except them as my deity
I got hot sauce in my eye when I was younger xD
I forgot the cap wasn't on the bottle and shook it up anyway like the idiot I was and it got all in my eye, somehow my eye is still fine after it literally getting covered in hot sauce-
*accept
YESS I live for y’alls commentary videos
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@@flufflesconticchio3885 bro why are you promoting a basically illegal act
I love how they lock the glass doors like they can’t just break the glass
Did anyone else cry when he went on the dating site and it showed no matches?
I legit cried
u just really root for the guy y’know🤧
Is that not normal 🙃
I'm a novice welder. I know that tank he launched at him was under pressure (like an oxygen tank). Oxygen tanks can travel at a speed capable of causing internal damage and ripping muscle off the bone. Ouch..
Oh that boy for sure passed out from pain lol
I'm more of a Bohemian Rhapsody person
Essentially what you’re saying is that oxygen tanks can essentially be torpedos that just don’t explode when launched
19:05 so are we not gonna talk about that stealth takedown?
*Dude must have gotten +2500 xp for that*
"he kinda thicc tho" forty bucks theres a fan fic about him getting pegged by a REAL COP
Not taking it.
The forty bucks won’t be able to pay for the therapy I’d need for earning that
i’m too scared to check
I’ll check
Edit: Didn’t know what to search up, so I just searched “Paul blart x real police fan fic”
Searched for a while, didn’t find anything
There was one that’s premise was of the villain Veck, getting a job at another mall, and potentially falling for a woman mall cop, sounded kinda interesting ngl
I did another search. There isn't a fic of Paul Blart being pegged by a real cop (yet) but there IS a fic of Paul Blart and Sebastain the Crab having sex.
What y'all do know is the guy invented the Segway, he drove off a cliff demonstrating the way it stops. The more you know!
Probably a fake fact, but it made me laugh so take the like.
@@Kjf365 it is true omg
Watching these drunk makes me feel less lonely. Love this series.
I’m gonna tell my kids that this was Die Hard
Please do. And tell them die hard was Paul blart.
I'm going to tell my kids this was Paul Blart
Wait... It isn't?
You better fucking not
Don’t insult this masterpiece by comparing it to Diehard
22:11 is no one gonna talk about how he cleared that fence like a total champ?
As someone who went to the Mall of America 3 days ago...yea, 500 stores is fuckin crazy but the shoppers are even crazier
520 according to Wikipedia. Holy shit how tf did you get around there? Is it like 5 floors or something?
@@ehmwhy i live in mn, about 4 floors, you get used to the big mall after a bit. Im still discovering alot more about the mall and finding out about more stores
@@ehmwhy I went to the West Edmonton Mall, which is the biggest in North America, and you basically have to follow the maps lol hard to memorize
It's be funny as hell if you guys got drunk and reacted to Scary Movie 1 thru 5.
I agree lol 😂
Yes!
I still want this, late to the party with the comment but yeah
1:48 How the f*ck did they make a kitchen that overstimulating? I'm not even watching in full screen and that kitchen is giving me anxiety.
Are...are you ok?
Yeah
It's just surprising how much of a pain the movie can be to watch.
Giving me a serious sensory overload. Adhd thing. Sure you might not have it?
@@juliuskingsley4434 Hey, you said I was off the list.
god same...im almost disgusted by the amount of stuff going on in the background-
so unbelievably happy this was in my recommended holy FUCK
13:50 there is something so funny about a police cheif yelling at blart
6:20 one of the only times i've laughed out loud from a joke like that
8:11, 8:51, 9:07, 11:05, 13:51, 16:23, lmao 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
For real don't go on the website it for blocked on my phone
I was trying so hard not to laugh cause it was late ate the 13:51 one, I had bite my finger and tongue to shut up
“Blart, I swear to gawd if you’re going back there to get your forkin’ cheese wheel....”
I unironically love this movie, it's absolutely the worst but that makes it even funnier. This commentary has just massively increased my love for it
Dude “I’m gonna tell my kids this is Die Hard” made me laugh far too hard
18:57 I'm telling my kids this is "Rambo".
They filmed this at the mall near me, I’ve been told they built an entire fake wall then blew it up. It was great be cause you could see it from the Barnes and Noble across the street. And the people watching from the AMC on the hill got an even better view.
BURLINGTON SQUAD
I don’t care what anyone says. No matter how many ridiculous lines and ridiculous plot holes there are, the movie always makes me laugh. I remember watching it in the theater and it is such a fun childhood memory. Also, Pahud was and still is my absolute favorite character.
As a native New Jersey Resident, I can confirm this state makes anything that was once good, less good.
8:12 “And no ones gonna stop us from eating it SO ENJOY IT!”
why does this not have 20 million views this was amazing😂😂😂
Ive watched it 3 times
There's a similar film called Observe and Report starring Seth Rogen, Anna Farris, Michael Pena, Ray Liotta. But it's a dark adult comedy instead of a family film. That's why you guys were probably confused about if Anna Farris was in this film.
I think I know why they switched the cars in the beginning: They didn't wanna pay the insurance premium to cause Light Damage to the vechicle they had rented for the day - so they rented two: One which was fine, and one that already had a dent in the rear. "Screw the colour, who cares?"
Right after watching this I went to Netflix and watched the whole movie because I couldn’t sleep
This may be my favorite we get drunk video. I keep rewatching it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did ya'll really call Emma Pillsbury just some girl who's not Anna Faris?
Bruh, the only Pillsbury I know is the dough boy.
@@apassionatenerd.3564 👏👏👏
@@apassionatenerd.3564 Absolute legend.
Is it bad she looks better without the wig?
I thought he said Athena Faris lol
I just found you guys through searching up cat in the hat reactions. Got a cold one and laughed with y’all through the whole video: reminds me of good ole mst3k. Just a suggestion, but it’d be cool if you guys tried posting the full audio once so we can watch the movie and hear you three riff it as it goes on. Also I’m letting all my lads in on your content, as we love just riffing terrible movies so keep up the good work
Believe they do on Patreon
watching yall get drunk and watch movies might be my new favorite RUclips series
Why do you not have more than just 2k subs?! This shits amazing man! Y'all are hilarious
Dude I love this, this is the kind of content I need in life
8:10
This part got me 😂😂😂
i feel saddened by the fact that when he hit the car in the beginning they didn’t notice he had just a clip on tie that was hanging there
8:49
Made the entire scene funnier
Imagine how cool a Paul Blart video game would be
"this guy's too fat to be drunk" me when I go out w friends 💀 everyone is half my size and wasted and I don't feel a thing
They should get drunk and watch blart side of the mall!
I like how he’s thinking of blades of glory when describing the toilet paper
lmao guy jumps on escalator railing ..."this guy is fucking cool!!"
Only been with this channel for a say and I bet that if someone did a "[blank] do be thicc" compilation from all y'all's videos, it'd be a full length movie.
They filmed this in a mall like 30 minutes from where I live. I visited when they were filming. It was like June and the mall was full of Christmas decorations
I have found a gold mine of a channel, your group movie discussions are absolutely hilarious!
If anyone here read this comment, and you legit like this movie; the second one may not be your cup of tea.
The beginning is pretty depressing.
His mom dies and he gets divorced at the very beginning of the movie.
Whaaaaat? The second movie is great.
@@universalpower419 I don't think it's terrible. I just think it kinds ruins some of the stuff from the first one in the very beginning.
till death we blart is rlly good if u liked this video
Been bingewatching these videos for the past week and have definitely made lockdown so much better
The toilet paper segment reminds me of Blades of Glory, where he tongues toilet paper to get a key.
14:46 this movie is literally a parody of DIe Hard
14:57
I'm gonna tell my kids this is Super Mario.
“imma tell my children this was diehard” was so fucking funny lmao
My experience with this film: went over to a family friends house and they were watching it. They were down to the last 35 minutes, and I watched the rest. I thought “ok” then never thought of it again.
O- lmao
I feel like that live action garfield movie might be a good one to do next
Yes god please
I loved that movie as a kid, it was amazing.
Have i got some great news for you lol
As one with hypoglycemia, you don't just randomly pass out lol. I usually just shake a lot and sometimes I'll feel so weak I can't move, but never pass out randomly. I'd get signs first is what I'm tryin' to say haha
I have an entire playlist of all your drunk movies videos because they make me rip out my organs laughing
Fun fact: this was filmed in my towns mall. My cousin actually shows up in the scene where Paul and Amy are riding to the parking lot.
The moving toilet paper is with his tongue is from Blades of Glory, Jimmy had to get a key to undo his handcuffs that was thrown in the trash.
the eating the toliet paper off the ground was blades of glory with a key on toliet paper if i remember correctly
This channel is underrated. I know this is old but fun times
ok, time for the sequel 😂
Die Hard flew so that Paul Blart could go into hypoglycemic shock
Discovered your channel today and these vids are just hilarious, looking forward to more 😂
I like how he thought of the blades of glory scene with the toilet paper the entire time
How have I not found this channel before I love this, wish I had friends to get drunk with and watch stupid movies with
20:29 he looks directly at the camera
Lmao. The toilet paper scene your thinking of is jon heder in blades of glory where he gets locked in the bathroom stall and has to get the key🤣🤣🤣still funny and gross
I absolutely love your content hands down. Charlie and the chocl3ate factory video you posted killed me
Dude y'all have the best commentary ever XD
I’ve seen that actress in a few different projects but most notably, epic movie
Wait literally this is the clearance version of die hard
I remember picking this as the movie to watch on our day before Christmas break in our bio class! 😂😂
I highly doubt that Paul Blart would even know what Rock Band is, much less be good at it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m a New Jersey native, and my immediate reaction to your shady comments was to think both, “Hey, you can’t say that!” and also “Well, yeah … that’s fair …” Lol. Just discovered your channel - really enjoying the movie commentaries so far!
Just gotta say, this video was...
*Terrific*
But I like it 👁👄👁
As someone who actually has suffered from hypoglycemia you don’t fall asleep you faint and fade in and out of consciousness it’s not fun
18:30
is he talking about Blades of Glory lmfao
i know this was while ago but this is still my fave movie and its been 10 years that's when i last watched it.
Watching this makes me wheeze and gives me serotonin. 😂🤚