We get drunk and watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 ft. Raini Rodriguez
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
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The pastor at the kid: *"Bold words for someone in crumpling distance."*
I live in Calgary, and now I want to see that guy.
*We can't expect God to do all the work.*
mans really said violence is the answer
@@DarKnightFatal Me too. And I have a friend named Ben who lives here :)
Look, man, sometimes you just gotta throw hands in the name of the Lord.
When the video starts with “I fell both down AND up the stairs” you know you’re in for a wild ride.
It’s their rendition of Up the Downstair
Ngl falling down the stairs is most painful experience
I can't decide whether to do an Omori or a Homestuck reference
But not the ride
Ah yes i fell UP the stairs
i saw this movie opening night in the theater, literally everyone was there drunk/high as fuck seeing it ironically, there were no less than 5 standing ovations
All ticket sales Kevin James doesn’t deserve
When I went I was literally the only one there
I can picture it
When I went no one was drunk. It was a bunch of families with their kids. At the part in the beginning when his mom gets hit, two families got up and left. Some more people left in the middle of the movie.
You're lying but this was a funny thought
“Two neck beards, a theatre kid, and some random yugioh player make fun of Kevin James”
Which are which though 🤔
@@GreyMcBeal we know who is who
@@josephkempinger I don’t, I’m new
@@GreyMcBeal oh that’s fair. I was too. I just looked at their pics on the side in a few videos and tried to think of what they should be called. I almost said local yu gi oh tournament competitors and their friend on Broadway make fun of Kevin James
Kevin jamex worst nightmare
fun fact: the weird bar lady at 9:04 is Adam Sandler's wife. He puts her in every movie he produces and/or stars, it's always very easy to spot her...not because of her giant head, but because she's always the worst and most prominent extra.
Gets it from her husband
She looks like she could be his sister
@@apassionatenerd.3564 sweet home alabama
@@apassionatenerd.3564 Do not remind me of that movie
Oooh- I knew that I recognized her 😮
Fun fact this movie was literally only made as an advertisement for the wynn hotel and a tax credit for sony
Sounds like Adam Sandler to me.
And to sync perfectly to dark side of the moon
@@jamesgreen9480 you gotta listen to the album twice though
Yeah I watch Redlettermedia too
@@dogbone3388 I got it from till death do us blart
"Never raise thy fist in rage. Unless it is against a smart aleck kid who is pushing your buttons. Then crumple him." - Jesus probably
Theres times where that might be needed.
if he does’t find god after you crumple him, further beat him to death so he can join him
---Jesus.
Jesus to his apostles: "One of you will betray me. Don't make me body you, bro."
"If they won't stop playing with god, take out some guns and start blasting and scream I'M FILLING YOU WITH GOD'S LEAD... it's needed sometimes." - The lord himself 😇 🙌
My favorite Bible story was when Jesus started roughing the shit out of those merchants in the temple.
"Why does she look 60?"
Being in two Paul Blart movies would prematurely age anyone
My whole life I didn’t know they made a sequel, now my life is complete
same this is great
Paul Blart 2 Flesh Mall
How did y’all not know
@@ashtray378 Hotline Mall Cop Miami 2
Ah the sequel we didn't need, but the sequel we wanted these guys to get drunk and watch
Nice pfp mate.
@@benjitb2955 ain’t to sure about it
@@Tester-sh1mn pardon? I think it's nice.
@@benjitb2955 just saying I think it isn’t great, nothing more
@@Tester-sh1mn I mean why go out of your way to spread negativity, though? Personally I really enjoy their pfp
This was the first one of the Paul Blart movies I saw. Gotta say, its a lot funnier when you don't know who Paul is or why he can't move far, or what he saved. Its all out of context and so perfect.
I thought you said “one of the first Paul Blart movies I saw” like it was a straight-up franchise.
@@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay It is though, there's:
Paul Blart 1
Paul Blart 2
Paul Blart 3: The Quickening
Paul Blart: Electic Boogaloo
Paul Blart 5: Lost in New York, that's the one where Paul gets transported to real-life New York City.
Paul Blart 6: Pick Up Sticks, which is the Empire Stikes Backs of the series, in my personal opinion.
Paul Blart: The Bitch is back, that's when the love interest from the first movie returns as a mind-controlled servant of the main villain of the Happy Madison extend universe.
Finally, the series finishes with the crossover epic where Paul Blart, Happy Gilmore, Joe Dirt, Rob Schnider, and all the other heroes in this great saga team together to fight the main villain.
Then of course there is the tie-in 4-part HBO miniseries, the comic, and the prequel tv show on CBS, just to name a few...
@@corvus4350 no joke I would watch all of these movies
@@corvus4350 you forgot the reboot and spin-off Till death do us blart
Same. Also I didn’t know who Anna Farris type was.
9:07 they straight up ROASTED ADAM SANDLERS WIFE
Was that really his wife?
Hope you've watched the Jack and Jill watch through 😂😂
@@TheKensta88 Yes it is
I said same thing and they didn't even realize it
You know a movie is a masterpiece when it syncs perfectly to Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon album...
omg does it really
It doesn’t it can’t need to test
@@morningfaroe612 yeah, there's a video of it called Blart Side of the Mall
Till Death Do Us Blart was my only exposure to this movie before watching this video and honestly I wouldn't have it any other way
I can't believe that the woman in the bar is played by Adam Sandler's wife and is just credited at attractive woman
her career is solely based on cameos in her husband's movies, what did you expect?
@@analicious94 i dont think she actually has career I think it was just a cute thing they did and the fact that Kevin knows them now means she can be included as well
She looked good in Big Daddy. That’s it.
"I just crumpled that kid"
for some reason- that's the whitest thing I've ever heard
I think thats because its being said by, what might be, the whitest man on earth lmao
Isnt that the same guy that lead the "make america straight again" rally? The modern pastor look is so wide spread that they all look the same.
@@IncensedAgitator probably. I recognize him from a weird homophobic rant where he screamed something like "there will be no homos in this church, as long as I'm the pastor" and basically threw a fit. I wouldn't put that past him.
Memento Mori
sounds like my parents.
She’s like the Ghost of Christmas Past. She looks simultaneously young and ancient
Quality!
There is a podcast called Til Death Do Us Blart where they watch this film every year for the rest of time. I found this out through a video highlight of one year where one of them syncs this movie to Dark side of the moon and its pretty good.
Anything exists:
*I’VE SEEN THIS PORN BEFORE*
(The knowledge of culturedness runs through this channel superfluously)
I mean he’s not wrong I think every straight male or even some gay guys have 😂
Get off reddit
My favorite little piece of trivia on this movie is the removed subplot involving the shadow man. It really would have added to Blart immortality story, but I’m glad they kept a few of Shadow man’s scenes in
@Anna Jensen What in the actual hell were the writers smoking? Meth? Crack? How do you go from die hard with a fat guy to something like that or the spy kids technology lmfao
@@apassionatenerd.3564 they were making art, that’s why this movie syncs up to dark side of the moon
What an odd intersection of internet communities I belong to. I almost wish I didn't get this reference
...excuse me?
It’s been three years and I’m still fucking confused about this comment
"Crumpled him" is my new phrase
as someone who religiously follows Till Death Do Us Blart i'm always happy for more blart2 content
Such a beautiful thanksgiving tradition 😌
:)
The RAZZLE crew should be on this year's episode
I love how in every episode there’s always a “ive seen this porn” quote
In this case, 40
“He looks like the Stay Puff Marshmallow man f*cked the Hindenburg” is the funniest sh*t I’ve ever heard.
“It’s never cold in jersey, it’s never cold In hell” damn you that got me
‘When are we gonna stop playing games with God?’
*PAUL BLART MALL COP 2*
NOT TODAY, DEATH!
I almost forgot about that preacher punching that kid!!!!
Just imagine if Raini happens to search for her name on RUclips.
That poor girl has no idea she was subject to one of the funniest roasts I've ever heard.
"uncooked cookie dough... Lumpy and ugly"
She's heard people call her fat and ugly .
@@percyperanamus7432 well apparently she has become a meme
@@mrmusickhimself yes people collectively calling her fat and ugly, clever.
@@percyperanamus7432 No, not that, I mean apparently, thanks to her song for Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3, her song became a meme. I'm not sure why, check out the comments for it.
Y’all have got to watch grown ups by Adam Sandler drunk af.
Soon
Alternative title: "We bully Paul Blart and his daughter for exactly 19:49."
@ADRIAN LEONARDO HEREDIA GONZALEZ True
This video should honestly be called "Roasting Raini Rodriguez for Almost 20 Minutes".
The my daughter’s life alert and it’s never cold in hell killed me 🤣
"this 50 year old foot" that got me good holy shit
fun fact thats adam sandlers wife
*Guys if you’re drunk in the mall* Paul Blart will kick you out.
especially for insulting his love... _I mean_ daughter.
you mean grandma smh
sweet home Alabama
I’ve never been more invested watching grown men watch a woman get absolutely destroyed by a truck
i cannot beleive i legitimately thought you were doing this with miss raini herself i am so stupid
don’t worry, you’re not alone! i thought that too 😭
Lets go mall cop 2! You guys are some of the top 3 most underrated people on youtube, cause your drunk movie videos are some of the most hilarious stuff tbh and its even better that its movies i used to watch as a kid and thought were normal.
Its Paul Blart's second coming of Christ.
You guys were not holding back on the Raini Rodriguez jokes
Especially considering she does the best acting in the entire movie
i felt bad actually because most of their attacks were just a form of fat shaming and or about her looks, not the fact she’s acting way to serious for the type of film she’s in.
@@mckenzie.latham91 this whole movie was a fat joke. Thats why shes in it
Paul Blart is one massive man with a massive co- cop badge
Best Mini-Kiss joke ever, care of comedian Charlie Demers:
"You know who is the lead singer in Mini Kiss? Recessive-Gene Simmons"
16:21 I would've said "It's KISS' little person cover band, SMOOCH"
Or PECK
They’re actually named mini kiss in the movie lol
I always look for a moment in these videos where I can tell the inebriation has hit a point of no return. That moment here was “That actor’s name is straight up Jenkins Jenkins >wild laughter
Apparently the sequel gets interesting with some Behind the Scenes info, like apparently a earlier cut of the movie being about Paul Blart being immortal and the movie having a character that was cut to try and keep realism in the movie named The Shadowman, who would test Paul Blart.
Also, there's a podcast name Till Death do us Blart, where the five hosts would watch the movie each Thanksgiving. The podcast would get new hosts when one of them dies and will go until the End of Time.
Its funny how the lady called an alien is actually Adam sandler's wife
I was wondering if you guys could do a horror movie like scream or when a stranger calls or I know what you did last summer.
Those are good movies, why would they do those?
@@Tester-sh1mn because every movie has flaws and it would be funny if they watched the movie.
@@kasonpasters2987 well yeah but that’s like saying a fart and the Mona Lisa are just as funny as each other, it may be true but a fart is funny in of itself, but having to try to find something funny in the Mona Lisa in all essence is nit picking
@@Tester-sh1mn I'd say Diary of a Wimpy Kid isn't a bad movie, just a weird one. Same with Bee Movie. Plenty of people think Charlie and the Chocolate factory is good too
@@apassionatenerd.3564 I know, I know, I like all these movies but mostly all movies on this channel are kids movies, something like scream is funny but I don’t see much funny commentary coming you could add to a horror movie like this.
At 12:44, my mom walked in and I have never slammed shut my laptop so hard in my entire life, the time I slammed shut my laptop when she walked in when I literally had a naked man on my Screen doesn't even compare to this.
I remember a kid who would always write the number of days left until the release of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 on the whiteboard in our class. He was unironic. He was a nice kid though.
Surprised he didn't get crumpled daily
This is a historical movie that teaches us about our hero. Paul Blart. Best anime character.
Holy shit, about a month ago you guys had like 45k subscribers, now nearly 54k. This is well deserved
A month ago we had 1.7k subs
@@RAZZLEMedia Really?! I must've misread that or something. Either way, congrats
Fun Fact: The guy in the wrist brace is played by Kevin James' actual brother
Yeah, that guy has such a dumb look about him though
I love how the guy happily playing piano while the bird attacks Paul is the one thing everyone agrees is genuinely funny in this movie
Phrase of the day “I’ve seen this porn”
Holy shit I really hope Raini Rodriguez doesn’t watch this
Very quickly becoming my favourite content on youtube, you guys should upload the full audio of the recordings like with cat in the hat for people to watch along with especially with quarantine its a really good and enjoyable time passer
We actually do that for our tier 2 patrons now! Check the link in the description, the one for this movie is live now!
@@RAZZLEMedia thats understandable everyone's gotta make money somehow and i assume youtube add revenue sucks for you guys cause youre actually funny lol, but like a lot of other people ive been out of work for about a year cause of covid and cant really justify stuff like patreon memberships. Im not trying to make u feel bad for me or anything like that just voicing my situation which im sure is similar to many others. Anyways keep up the great content ill be watching regardless if its the full audio or not
I watched this movie in theatres when I was 13 and it was the best experience of my life
I’ve been laughing at Zach’s line at 13:24 for an hour now. I don’t know why, but the way he talks in the “Adam Sandler types” voice is so funny to me 😭
Don't know if you guys have merch but clearly need me a "CRUMPLED 'EM!" Razzle Shirt soon.
"We get drunk and watch Wonder Woman 1984." We need that pronto.
The new Justice League too 💀
Holy shittttttt as someone who both loves and hates that movie I’d cry laughing
I've never been able to watch this thing past the first 5 minutes. Your video is as far as I'm willing to get.
really love how this movie is an exact copy of the first just in a different setting
Being christian, it makes the opening scene that much better 😂
"In the name of the father, the son and the Holy spirit, catch these fuckin hands"
YEAHHHH BABY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
We need more of these movie reactions / roasts, couldn’t stop laughing
Okay who’s gonna tell them that the “love interest” they make fun of at 9:25 is Adam Sandler’s real life wife?
I just discovered this channel 2 days ago and I love all of these videos. This is now one of my favorite channels ❤
Blart Side of the Mall made me appreciate this movie more than ever.
Their anger at all the gadgets is hilarious.
I’m new to this channel. Only saw a handful of videos but the amount of times I’ve started wheezing from laughing too hard has been insanely high. I love this channel
for real tho why she look like a grandma in a chubby kid’s body
You should try to highlight your the border of your faces when each person talks so we know who it is lmao. Love your videos though guys, y'all have me dying on the regular
Genuinely haven’t laughed this hard watching a RUclips video in a while
Watching these makes me feel like I have friends 😂
To this day, this is still the meanest video ever posted to this channel. I love it so much
"Ripoff Chevy Chase" is Kevin James' brother who he gets a part in literally every film or tv series he's a part of. Nepotism~~
Who? Dwayne Johnson?? 💀
Oh, yeah, now I remember why he seemed familiar. He portrays Doug Heffernan's (Kevin James's) brother on "King of Queens."
“Security is a mission, not an intermission.”
-Paul Blart
Fun fact, that was my senior quote
Can you do a drunk watch of Mean Girls, I have a feeling it would be comedy gold!
I can't watch this movie without thinking of Blart side of the mall
as a fat person i’m both laughing and also offended somehow???
I'm fat and this is hilarious, I dont give a crap lmao
Don't be that person lmao
This is the most i've laughed all month. I love this video
this was well needed thank you
I just got addicted watching this channel it’s so fun! Keep up the work loving ur content :) ❤️
This whole video is them cooking Raini Rodriguez for nearly 20 minutes.
I legit had to pause for like three minutes after he punched the old lady because I was genuinely crying from laughing so hard
i’ve seen this movie at least 8 times due to the podcast Till Death Do Us Blart 😂
You and me both
I straight up just laughed until ive cried for 10 straight minutes
The comment that Paul Blart 2 was starting to feel like a religious experience reminds me of the Till Death Do us Blart Podcast, when they synced up Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon Album to the movie and described that as a religious experience.
For what possibly fucing purpose did they do that lmfao
@@apassionatenerd.3564 they have the rest of their lives to watch this movie they need to switch it up occasionally lmaoooo
@@apassionatenerd.3564 they watch it every year I think and its just something to get them through it
@@erincurrie1560 thats cruel and unusual punishment lmfao
@@apassionatenerd.3564 Theyre punishing themselves idk the story behind it, but they just watch it every year to make fun of it / find new things about it
6:24 I can't believe no-one mentioned that the dude is Kevin James's brother, Gary Valentine and apparently he was in the first movie too XD
legit, i did not know this had a sequel.
i just thought you guys got drunk and watched it AGAIN.
That lady who crumpled Paul in the beginning, I will never not see her as just the Lunch Lady from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Movie theater: Quietly silent
In the background: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pastor: *punches kid*
Also Pastor: Ben, when are you gonna stop playing games with god?
DUDE, WTF
Paul, when are you gonna stop playing games with God
0:27 *"I Can't Crumple The Shit Out Of You Without Getting Closer."*
yea this was a great start to my day
I love it
I can't get over the fucking start of the show it's too good
“Drink responsibly bitches” lol 😂
Being from Jersey, all the Jersey jokes throughout these two commentaries are completely valid and hilarious
Paul blart deserved to be a trilogy
Dude, please keep doing these. You guys kill me everytime with these videos 🤣