After ten years, I'm gonna watch it and email noting every moment that I didn't know was gonna happen. If there is a single second of unexamined content, I'm bringing it up
Same. I 100% feel that watching the movie would ruin my listening experience. Also by all accounts it's a dogshit movie, why would I want to see it? :p
i want a wife episode where sydney gives an in depth medical analysis of the movie, teresa analyzes the etiquette, and rachel writes a poem about blart
I want to see this so badly but I also don’t want to give the boys a whole year off😂 How do we only get the girls but also make the boys watch it again anyways?😂😂
Amazing. To think that if the strike hadn't ended we never would have learned that the bird is the egyptian goddess Maat weighing Blart's soul against its own feather.
At first I thought the pixelated background was kind of distracting and then I realized it’s the full movie Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 and that’s my new favorite thing
I went through some really dark times this year and knowing it's gonna be the 10th anniversary this time helped me get through them. Literally cannot wait until November.
the bad afterlife that guy purposes is actually fucking chilling. the bird is perpetually bleeding out, the cold, blue stars above never move, and you're just kinda there to reflect on your actions for eternity. can you IMAGINE the ice that would shoot thru your veins when the piano man stands up, looks at the dying bird, looks back at you, says "that wasn't the solution" AND THEN FUCKING VANISHES?? AND TAKES THE ABILITY FOR THINGS TO CHANGE WITH HIM??? the fiction created by these good good boys is evocative as hell and UTTERLY terrifying.
I pulled this video up just to figure out what Griffin was going on about with the caterpillar talk at the end, and I WAS NOT disappointed to figure out that it was Justin sneaking a vape. 10/10
I've been listening to these guys for 9 years and I can't believe Guy's voice is coming out of that man's mouth. It literally looks like Tim put on a different outfit, split the frame, and had himself dubbed over.
I need the boys to know that this movie's title in Russian is "Толстяк против всех" (Tolstyak protiv vsyekh) which translates to "The Fat Guy Versus Everyone." You simply cannot make this shit up.
I asked them at their Comic Con Q&A panel this year about death blart things forgetting about the strike and I THINK my question might have been the first moment they realized that them not doing the podcast was a possibility this year and Griffin's panic was extremely palpable. Sorry for giving y'all such a scare!
Thank you for promoting death till us blart to the larger mbmbam community, I feel like till death do us blart is a hole in the wall podcast I was at comic con, still bummed I missed the mbmbam panel
Have we considered that the movie is not a movie at all, and that instead Paul is in a cycle of rebirth wherein each time we rewatch the movie he, in real time, is reborn and must once again overcome this ordeal?
They can totally leverage the successor role on their kids like the threat of Santa Claus. "If you don't behave I WILL name you as my successor for the Death Blart Podcast."
I really hope Kevin James does an episode of the pod, maybe for the 10th or 20th anniversary or the show also Guy was pretty sassy calling Griff a smarmy prick
@@Poplopo I think I lightly considered breaking the vow for that but in the end I knew it was something I could never undo. If I watch this film, I'll never again experience the weirdness of having a movie I've never seen described so passionately every year.
The mcelroys need to start issuing severe health warnings every time they mention their kids ages. Hearing baby bebe is 7???!!! I remember when she was born yall. Wild stuff
Merry Blartmas! I was so optimistic that maybe the email had been recovered and I sent a sincere theory about Footlocker. Gonna have to send it to just all emails for other shows for everyone because I need this theory shared.
I am feverishly trying to finish crocheting all of my christmas gifts (my worst idea of all time), and finding videos of Death Blart was a blessing. I can power through my own misery buoyed by the misery of the boys!
Other ideas to include that they won't read: 1. Bingo for them on the movie and for the audience on the podcast. 2. Live show in Vegas in November. 3. Having a guest like Lin Manuel Miranda.
just finished watching paul blart mall cop 2 to ready myself for 2024 and realised I never had the mental fortitude to watch blart to catch last years. so I'm here. late. but I watched blart.
I’ve missed seeing all 5 of these good good boys together 🥲 I hope someday we see a mbmbam/twioat double header world tour 🤘 culminating in a tddub finale show 💸 please take it 🤲
Given that Blart 2 was made partly as a giant commercial for Vegas, I wonder if they'll ever do an episode in the obscure filming location of the tiny hotel of Wynn resort
I like Travis a lot and unfortunately he's forced me to be a little bit more happier at the prospect of his death by electing Aabria Iyengar??? Why would he do that 😭😭
Genuine question because I'm actually confused: why would the SAG-AFTRA strike prohibit them from making Death Blart this year? As I understood it, SAG members on strike couldn't act in or promote new material, and Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 came out in 2015.
the messaging from the union was a bit unclear on how this applied to online creators, but as far as i know the strike also covered promoting past works
10 year special is a full costumed reenactment that has been dubbed over with the original audio
Please
i listen to this pod every year and i have never watched paul blart mall cop 2. i think i intend to keep it this way til the end of time
After ten years, I'm gonna watch it and email noting every moment that I didn't know was gonna happen. If there is a single second of unexamined content, I'm bringing it up
incredible dedication @@allypearlman5569
Same. I 100% feel that watching the movie would ruin my listening experience. Also by all accounts it's a dogshit movie, why would I want to see it? :p
oh absolutely. I have listened in year in and year out and I plan to never see it.
My plan is to watch it either when they bail out on a 10x, or, um, the first "roster change".
i want a wife episode where sydney gives an in depth medical analysis of the movie, teresa analyzes the etiquette, and rachel writes a poem about blart
Amazing idea
Tim's wife, Zoe, is also a doctor. Medical analysis with perspectives from both American and NZ healthcare systems.
Amazing
I’d pay to see this.
I want to see this so badly but I also don’t want to give the boys a whole year off😂 How do we only get the girls but also make the boys watch it again anyways?😂😂
Amazing. To think that if the strike hadn't ended we never would have learned that the bird is the egyptian goddess Maat weighing Blart's soul against its own feather.
I had the boys finding the milk truck extra sad this year on my bingo card but it was a laughing year instead lol
Next year will you publish your bingo card for us all to play along? 😄
The brief pixelated clips of the film in this version are the most I have seen of the actual movie in question to date.
At first I thought the pixelated background was kind of distracting and then I realized it’s the full movie Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 and that’s my new favorite thing
1:06:20 "it plants a tree so it can harvest the low hanging fruit" is such a great line
I CANNOT believe I've made this my personal Thanksgiving tradition for 9 years running.
This is literally the only reason I make it through my Thanksgivings shifts with my sanity intact.
I cannot believe it has already been 9 years, oh god
Is it fkn November yet
I went through some really dark times this year and knowing it's gonna be the 10th anniversary this time helped me get through them. Literally cannot wait until November.
I hope you're doing well! ❤️
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happy till death do us blart to all who celebrate
I am thankful for these five scholars subjecting themselves to PBMC2 for our amusement! See y'all next year!
Til Death Do Us Blart might be my favorite podcast ever. I hope they never vote to end it. I want it to last until I die.
the bad afterlife that guy purposes is actually fucking chilling. the bird is perpetually bleeding out, the cold, blue stars above never move, and you're just kinda there to reflect on your actions for eternity. can you IMAGINE the ice that would shoot thru your veins when the piano man stands up, looks at the dying bird, looks back at you, says "that wasn't the solution" AND THEN FUCKING VANISHES?? AND TAKES THE ABILITY FOR THINGS TO CHANGE WITH HIM??? the fiction created by these good good boys is evocative as hell and UTTERLY terrifying.
"I was really hoping someone would mentally unravel during this question, I'm glad it was you."
its such a good fucking horror story told only through implications
7:01 hell yeah grip it and rip it babyyy
I pulled this video up just to figure out what Griffin was going on about with the caterpillar talk at the end, and I WAS NOT disappointed to figure out that it was Justin sneaking a vape. 10/10
1:37:06
I've been listening to these guys for 9 years and I can't believe Guy's voice is coming out of that man's mouth. It literally looks like Tim put on a different outfit, split the frame, and had himself dubbed over.
8:10 The way Griffin just ragdolls like a bethesda character while he laughs here, it's really doing me in
Thank you so much for this, it's fucking killing me oh my god
I can’t believe they didn’t come to “Paul Blart Mall LARP” for the 10th anniversary show
I love sharing this experience with the boys every year. I live in Canada so this is literally the only reason I look forward to American Thanksgiving
I live in America yet this is literally the only reason I look forward to American Thanksgiving
Came here to say this. 😂
I need the boys to know that this movie's title in Russian is "Толстяк против всех" (Tolstyak protiv vsyekh) which translates to "The Fat Guy Versus Everyone." You simply cannot make this shit up.
I asked them at their Comic Con Q&A panel this year about death blart things forgetting about the strike and I THINK my question might have been the first moment they realized that them not doing the podcast was a possibility this year and Griffin's panic was extremely palpable. Sorry for giving y'all such a scare!
Thank you for promoting death till us blart to the larger mbmbam community, I feel like till death do us blart is a hole in the wall podcast
I was at comic con, still bummed I missed the mbmbam panel
I cannot believe I didn't know there was a video version of this podcast. Good enough of an excuse to re-listen while knitting
1:37:07 - the stank face, the pull, Griffin dunkin on J-man... perfection
You beautiful human beings. Thank you for giving us a video for the records to be kept for all time of the original Five
Have we considered that the movie is not a movie at all, and that instead Paul is in a cycle of rebirth wherein each time we rewatch the movie he, in real time, is reborn and must once again overcome this ordeal?
Him being born as a full grown man explains a lot about his character
Y'all ever wonder if Kevin James stays in Hollywood because he is afraid of his creations?
They can totally leverage the successor role on their kids like the threat of Santa Claus. "If you don't behave I WILL name you as my successor for the Death Blart Podcast."
oh my god I never put together this Guy is the same one from NZ taskmaster haha. Awesome!
1:37:13 I’m crying this is so funny I wish we got full video mbmbam episodes
PAUL BLART LARP 🎉🎉🎉 I am THERE!!! you GOTTA go to Vegas!
1:29:38, with the knowledge of how the next recording goes, this becomes so much funnier xD.
I may not be American, but my thanksgiving tradition is getting zooted to til death do us blart and thinking about how much settler-colonialism sucks.
I really hope Kevin James does an episode of the pod, maybe for the 10th or 20th anniversary or the show also Guy was pretty sassy calling Griff a smarmy prick
Nick is in a time loop, he's lived this day a million times.
Isn't this whole project kind of just a self-imposed time loop?
One must imagine Paul Blart happy
This is my first episode I’ve listened to & have decided that I’ll listen to the rest in reverse order. Why not?
Honestly it's more enjoyable to listen in order. Let the running jokes happen and grow
Do it chronologically!
Blart would listen backwards
I’m surprised that even completely blasted, Justin could still write on the lines
he entered hog mode and reached Critical Focus on the task in front of him
i can’t even write on the lines sober (my handwriting is dogshit, cursive AND print)
This podcast is my favorite birthday present each year
This is my favorite podcast and sometimes vidcast
So glad there's video! I skipped to the end to see Justin trying to sneakily smoke up
I can't believe it was more than an hour before the banana was mentioned this year.
i love that you can see how many people came here just to see the "caterpillar"
If there was anything this podcast needed, it was glossy 4K visuals.
33:00 here for griffin talks about guy about golf
Another fantastic episode. Thank you for not showing clips, I have made a vow to never watch this film and only experience it via this podcast.
Happy, but not surprised, that I am not alone in this
Did the "commentary track" episode threaten your vow at all? That was the point at which I finally caved.
@@Poplopo I think I lightly considered breaking the vow for that but in the end I knew it was something I could never undo. If I watch this film, I'll never again experience the weirdness of having a movie I've never seen described so passionately every year.
I knew this year thanksgiving would be tough, I've been looking forward to this episode of TDDUB for a month. Thank you for all you do boys
My first time listening to Til Death Do Us Blart… great show!
this was such a philosophical episode lmfao
Absolutely incredible, glad to be back
feeling hashtag blessed this year beautiful boys
The mcelroys need to start issuing severe health warnings every time they mention their kids ages. Hearing baby bebe is 7???!!! I remember when she was born yall. Wild stuff
the true reason for the season
The best eternal podcast.
Hold up, does Guy's hat say "Women want me, fish fear me?"
lol yes, my dad has that hat
JUSTIN HITTING THE PEN AT THR END IS NROFNRORF
Merry Blartmas! I was so optimistic that maybe the email had been recovered and I sent a sincere theory about Footlocker. Gonna have to send it to just all emails for other shows for everyone because I need this theory shared.
Can you share it here? I thought maybe an ad placement. Or if he was kicking something then it was just a pun about his foot.
Welcome one and all, let us gather and listen to another episode of the world's greatest holiday tradition.
I am feverishly trying to finish crocheting all of my christmas gifts (my worst idea of all time), and finding videos of Death Blart was a blessing. I can power through my own misery buoyed by the misery of the boys!
Narrator: They did not all go to Vegas.
Thank heavens for Deathblart
Other ideas to include that they won't read:
1. Bingo for them on the movie and for the audience on the podcast.
2. Live show in Vegas in November.
3. Having a guest like Lin Manuel Miranda.
The best part of late November!
For the 10th anniversary of this podcast I will finally watch PBMC2 with The Boys 🫡
This was my first time watching. Thanks for catching me up!
you have no idea how much i needed this today
Love it, would be neat to upload the previous years Til Death Do Us Blart podcasts
I think in honor of the 10th anniversary of the pod next year, I might finally give in and actually watch the film.
8:12 Griffin are you okAy 😂
just finished watching paul blart mall cop 2 to ready myself for 2024 and realised I never had the mental fortitude to watch blart to catch last years. so I'm here. late. but I watched blart.
once again I feel betrayed by anybody who has any nice thing thing to say about this movie.
Listening for the first time at episode nine and with zero watches of the Paul Blart franchise
IT'S TIME TO BLART
my friends and i have made this part of our thanksgiving tradition. we have seen pb:mc2 three years in a row now. folks? it's not good!!!
I also watch the film every year, and I have to agree we do get different performances every year
9:21 holy west virginia
This is what brings me so much joy
I would like to see Clint’s thoughts on Paul Blart
I’ve missed seeing all 5 of these good good boys together 🥲 I hope someday we see a mbmbam/twioat double header world tour 🤘 culminating in a tddub finale show 💸 please take it 🤲
I'd pay ungodly money to see that
Given that Blart 2 was made partly as a giant commercial for Vegas, I wonder if they'll ever do an episode in the obscure filming location of the tiny hotel of Wynn resort
Best morning treat
I'm sorry but I thought it was really rude how you didn't let the dog talk about the movie.
The dog did not take the blood oath…but maybe it can be named as a successor in the event of one of the 5 meeting a fatal demise
@@LifesNeverHumDrumwould that be considered animal cruelty? That’s gotta be like 15+ hours for them…every year… of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
This is my first episode of this podcast, but it won't be my last! 😂 Can't wait for next year!
Thank you.
Can’t believe you did the Acronym “BP” in the video description was this a call to the search of “BLART” in Netflix??? 😂
As a new fan I am a big fan of a Paul BLarp
The way this will be my third time consuming this peice of content
I like Travis a lot and unfortunately he's forced me to be a little bit more happier at the prospect of his death by electing Aabria Iyengar??? Why would he do that 😭😭
theres a video version??
Imagining that the successors/inheritors at this moment in time can be 3 adult women and 2 children is just...what a trip that would be.
Y'all gotta do the Blarp
PAUL BLART LARP CON PAUL BLART LARP CON
Happy Death Blart day everyone.
Could Paul going to the garden of contemplation be a parallel to Jesus Christ going to the Garden of Gethsemane shortly before the crucifixion?
48:29, drinking after getting high, because of course he is XD
1:36:50 JESUS CHRIST JUSTIN. trying to be all discreet
Yessss
Why would you do this. Now I have to listen to this again
Genuine question because I'm actually confused: why would the SAG-AFTRA strike prohibit them from making Death Blart this year? As I understood it, SAG members on strike couldn't act in or promote new material, and Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 came out in 2015.
the messaging from the union was a bit unclear on how this applied to online creators, but as far as i know the strike also covered promoting past works
Hey I have that LEGO “fast and furious” set 😁
THERE IS A VIDEO COMPONENT?????
Some years