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  • Опубликовано: 26 май 2024
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  • @SirRocktober
    @SirRocktober 2 года назад +719

    Canadian here, we don't need to strap a gun to a goose, they're dangerous enough without one

    • @gmopotato2790
      @gmopotato2790 2 года назад +49

      Could you imagine how terrifying a gun goose would be though? That definitely should be illegal, just in case anyone gets any ideas.

    • @AllPileup
      @AllPileup 2 года назад +27

      Canadian geese with guns are like Canadian Air Force

    • @billmurray8991
      @billmurray8991 2 года назад +7

      U sure about that. I think a goose with a gun could fckin shoot a goose without one... I mean that's just science u trust science dont u

    • @DracoMagnius
      @DracoMagnius 2 года назад +12

      Gun Goose a weapon to rival Metal Gear.

    • @markstyles1246
      @markstyles1246 2 года назад +83

      Please don't judge us by our geese, or any of the other *ssoles who honk too much and sh*t all over the park. Sincerely, Canada.

  • @rugby_jtizzle
    @rugby_jtizzle 2 года назад +168

    Omfg. The my pillow segment took me tf out 🤣🤣 that dude is brainless. And that Canadian cussing out the truckers, I support you!! I would be that guy if I were there 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @coltonblake13
      @coltonblake13 2 года назад +6

      Hope you realize the irony of people not being able to do daily things, work, or just live their lives because of the protests over people not being allowed to work or live their normal lives

    • @hierandel8
      @hierandel8 2 года назад

      I'm curious on your thoughts as a Canadian. I watched the full parliamentary debates (thus far) on the motion to confirm the Emergency Act's use to clear Ottawa, and there's a hyper divide between stories of both sides, conservatives claiming almost criminal incompetence by the PM, liberals claiming extremist insurrectionists among the truckers, NDP claiming both of those stories are true, and Green party claiming that each party members' words don't quite match with actual history, events, or the Emergency Act. How do you decide what to believe?

    • @eileendoucet2573
      @eileendoucet2573 2 года назад +9

      @hierandel8 Everyone I know doesn't really care who is right as long as someone frees Ottawans from this ridiculous situation. Not only has this gone on far too long, but we're becoming an international joke.

    • @cathywethington5913
      @cathywethington5913 2 года назад +7

      Colton, Those "truckers" are not being prevented from going about their daily lives. They just need to play by the effing rules like everybody else. They are just a bunch of Karens throwing a tantrum because they want to tell the majority what to do. Selfish sobs

    • @jamesg9068
      @jamesg9068 2 года назад

      @@cathywethington5913 The vaccine is a joke and nobody should be forced to take it. Blindly following rules made by corrupt idiots makes you a sheep, it doesn't make us stupid.

  • @ejbeausoleil3787
    @ejbeausoleil3787 2 года назад +50

    4:33 aged very well! :)
    Thursday, some of the children were admitted to hospital for frostbite.
    Friday, while officers were surrounding the "truckers", the parents were pushing the kids in between the police and themselves, like a human shield.
    Aw.. that was so nice! Family involvement in a repeat of Jan 6th 2021, except that it lasted 3 weeks and had funding from at least 1 Republican congressman through his work email.
    It's so nice for the USA to remember Canada in their attempts to meddle in foreign affairs. ;)
    In the words of one of my countryman: 3:14
    PS. real truckers have been vaccinated and doing their job this whole time. :D Thanks Late Show.

    • @bernadetteb176
      @bernadetteb176 2 года назад

      Yes bless that 18% who care enough about their family and keeping the economy going.

    • @jomo4435
      @jomo4435 2 года назад +4

      @Cryptameria• haha your nickname is enough to know who you are haha

    • @harbourheightsja2383
      @harbourheightsja2383 2 года назад +2

      @Cryptameria• I'm a proud liberal. Your protest has nothing to do with vaccine mandate. Flying Confederate flag, means racist, nazi flag racist. You're all 💩🗑️

    • @Bunkerdwarfputin
      @Bunkerdwarfputin 9 месяцев назад +2

      That's right... 90% of the truckers wanted NOTHING to do with the #freedumbconvoy...
      🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @Bunkerdwarfputin
      @Bunkerdwarfputin 8 месяцев назад

      @@bernadetteb176 Try "blessing" the 90% WHO KEPT THE ECONOMY GOING.
      You have this COMPLETELY backwards.

  • @myrnasmith7664
    @myrnasmith7664 2 года назад +14

    Haha love the Ottawa guy, he's a polite, articulate version of Ricky in "Trailer Park Boys." And pillows? What's Mike Lindell expecting, the most epic pillow fight ever?

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 2 года назад +477

    The guy swearing on his balcony actually showed remarkable restraint!

    • @hoylemd
      @hoylemd 2 года назад +34

      Can confirm, thats what canadians are like when we get pissed off

    • @simpson4237
      @simpson4237 2 года назад +16

      @@hoylemd I'm canadian, if you think some dude yelling from a balcony is tough, you have a very soft life

    • @billmurray8991
      @billmurray8991 2 года назад +4

      Yeah he stayed in his home and didnt leave to yell his anger. Like a good boy. He must have been really mad! Wow

    • @user-kp8dh5wu2n
      @user-kp8dh5wu2n 2 года назад +14

      @@billmurray8991 restrain oneself has a meaning.

    • @DeathBean89
      @DeathBean89 2 года назад +56

      why leave your house when you can just shout off of your balcony at the guys who are literally right outside honking their horns all fuckin' day, and have been for weeks

  • @MR-intel
    @MR-intel 2 года назад +56

    I still haven't heard an explanation why "Canadian truckers" displayed confederate flags at the outset.

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 2 года назад +4

      It's sorta funny that the slaves from the states who managed to escape slavery before and during the civil war to end up in Canada were eventually joined by some of those Confederates who refused to stay in the States after they lost the Civil War.
      We never did hear a lot about "Slap the Sh1t Out of Your Former Master Day" in our American History books, eh?

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew 2 года назад +9

      Don't try to bring logic into this.

    • @elcanaldelahos
      @elcanaldelahos 2 года назад

      it was just one idiot, probably planted

    • @con.troller4183
      @con.troller4183 2 года назад +17

      @@elcanaldelahos Nope. Much of this illegal occupation is funded by fascists in the USA. They are also supplying guns, logistics and secessionist rhetoric.

    • @alexseguin5245
      @alexseguin5245 2 года назад +5

      @@elcanaldelahos Nope. One of the organizers had one.

  • @ewestner
    @ewestner 2 года назад +292

    God bless those Canadian border guards for turning away Mike Lindell and making my week. Absolute legends.

  • @markdoyle9642
    @markdoyle9642 2 года назад +2

    I adore Jon Batiste's moral compass facial expressions and comments as much as his music. Respect!

  • @azoth6641
    @azoth6641 2 года назад +341

    Whoever that Ottawa guy was, he's a bona fide Canadian hero.

    • @simpson4237
      @simpson4237 2 года назад +4

      🤣🤣

    • @ms.demeanors
      @ms.demeanors 2 года назад +13

      If you thought he was a hero, you need to see #potbangingman

    • @humanonearth1
      @humanonearth1 2 года назад +11

      And they say Canadian's are too polite! Time to rework those stereotypes maybe.

    • @II-nk8vk
      @II-nk8vk 2 года назад +1

      This shitt isn't even worth arguing about anymore clearly there's a bigger agenda here and clearly Cyrus Jed Beena Han is a tool

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 2 года назад +19

      @@II-nk8vk
      ...what agenda? That those truckers are protesting for their "freedoms" (to be selfish little [c-word]s)?

  • @matthewturcotte5079
    @matthewturcotte5079 2 года назад +148

    I live just a few kilometres away from Ottawa. Most of us in Canada have had enough of this “freedom convoy”. Those guys do NOT speak for me. They claim they want freedom. When was I ever oppressed?

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 2 года назад +29

      Here in the US, we have multiple states setting up tip lines and databases to monitor pregnant women, 37 states busting ass to restrict voting, and some asshole from New Hampshire "jokingly" floated the idea of repealing the 19th (that's the one where women got the vote). So you'll excuse me if I don't give a single flying rat's ass about the freedom of truckers to spread disease across borders.

    • @thephilster6860
      @thephilster6860 2 года назад +12

      Hey, pal, here in America we got the freedom to not have free health care!

    • @unknownpirate3290
      @unknownpirate3290 2 года назад +3

      Brian Peckford.. the last remaining drafter of the Canadian charter of rights and freedoms disagrees with you. I'll take BPs word over yours. Sorry bud.

    • @islandkaren1
      @islandkaren1 2 года назад +19

      They have confused freedom with privilege.

    • @unknownpirate3290
      @unknownpirate3290 2 года назад +1

      @@islandkaren1 no, you are confused. Ask Brian Peckford. He is our last remaining premier who drafted the charter of rights and freedoms. He says your wrong.

  • @ismailuner3376
    @ismailuner3376 2 года назад +561

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  • @marvwatkins7029
    @marvwatkins7029 2 года назад +3

    You're right about old lady's guestrooms. The ones in my family have 9 pillows on each bed, covered in dust.

  • @dennisw64
    @dennisw64 2 года назад +108

    Maybe Mike Lindell can send the Canadian protest truckers 10,000 Meta-pillows though the Metaverse!
    Then they can meta-relax, and GO HOME!

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 2 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @laurie6123
      @laurie6123 2 года назад

      Pillow fight

    • @ericholdsworth6611
      @ericholdsworth6611 2 года назад

      I take it you don't like it when working class people both left and right get together to protest.

    • @alexseguin5245
      @alexseguin5245 2 года назад +2

      @@ericholdsworth6611 Lol, the freedom convoy is not a working class protest

    • @eddiexxx6546
      @eddiexxx6546 2 года назад +1

      funded by Melania's NFT grift

  • @suzandouglass5241
    @suzandouglass5241 2 года назад +752

    Then she'll "donate" one of the 3 pieces to a fake charity and try to write the whole thing off on the taxes 🙄

    • @ghostnike901
      @ghostnike901 2 года назад +48

      If I were her I would file Donald as a dependent on my taxes too. Pretty sure the IRS allows you to get a refund for supporting a man-child.

    • @johndavidwolf4239
      @johndavidwolf4239 2 года назад +27

      The problem is that the accounting firm that did their taxes just dropped them.

    • @brucetadlock520
      @brucetadlock520 2 года назад +36

      Melania has learned tax fraud from the best. She's not innocent in any of the family crimes.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 2 года назад +26

      Now that's how you Be Best!

    • @cidb.212
      @cidb.212 2 года назад +29

      Anybody who felt sorry for her can stop now.

  • @rangyixiong
    @rangyixiong 2 года назад +2

    Well now the battle of Wellington Street is over, Colbert thanks for covering my city 😂 finally made it to the US&A

  • @rhysgrealish5227
    @rhysgrealish5227 2 года назад +8

    At least we know Canada has standards when it comes to public health.

  • @hugonnava
    @hugonnava 2 года назад +69

    As a former trucker, a pillow is the last thing I need, because it takes up space, I need it for clothes, fridge, folders, gadgets, etc. If I don't have pillow already then yeah sure, but if I'm on the road, I already have a pillow with me to sleep, I dont need more pillows

    • @id10t98
      @id10t98 2 года назад +7

      When you elect a clown you get clown followers.

    • @DagobertX2
      @DagobertX2 2 года назад +12

      At the end he didn't do it of selflessness, just to yet again get his product in talk in the mainstream media. Free advertising for a few liter of gas.

    • @eduardoandres5989
      @eduardoandres5989 2 года назад +6

      @@DagobertX2 you got that right!
      he don t give a trucking fudge if them truckers have pillows or not.

    • @SG-we1qh
      @SG-we1qh 2 года назад +7

      You don't need one pillow, sure, but what about 10000?

    • @eduardoandres5989
      @eduardoandres5989 2 года назад +6

      @@SG-we1qh with 10000 pillows i'd start my own business and sell them all for half the price and befriend a politian mybe......you know what? i think you're onto something :)

  • @CycloneGU
    @CycloneGU 2 года назад +494

    I literally just clapped loudly at Lindell being turned back from the border.

    • @Admiralty86
      @Admiralty86 2 года назад +14

      Wish I could insert the black and white GIF of the tuxedo guy slow clapping at the opera.

    • @alexdasliebe5391
      @alexdasliebe5391 2 года назад +26

      He personally drove to Canada? He has to be back on the crack.

    • @hollyRuizdeChavez
      @hollyRuizdeChavez 2 года назад +18

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 and BTW We don’t want his F-ing Pillows

    • @lolodee3528
      @lolodee3528 2 года назад +5

      How STUPID is THAT?!

    • @loisfolk5492
      @loisfolk5492 2 года назад +4

      Me too such a dork.

  • @sevenoreo
    @sevenoreo 2 года назад +8

    We don't need the Pillow Guy up here in Canada, thanks. Dealing with our own lunatic fringe right now.

  • @lovelight9261
    @lovelight9261 2 года назад +2

    The Canadian guy was truly hysterical. He was so polite about it, really. Didn’t even raise his voice. I can’t stop smiling, because I F’n agree with him 100 F’n %!!!

  • @Saidmartinez90
    @Saidmartinez90 2 года назад +33

    “They have an air-force right ?? They just strap a pistol to a Goose” 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂

    • @ericforbes4542
      @ericforbes4542 2 года назад +10

      Of the top 10 aces of WW1 four were Canadians. The RCAF was huge in WW2 and today produces highly trained fighter pilots. Mike should stick to the ground.

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 2 года назад +3

      @Lynn Adamson who needs guns when you have hockey sticks and gees

  • @judithsmith9582
    @judithsmith9582 2 года назад +796

    Melania trying to drive the price up gets caught in her own web.
    Poetic justice.

    • @lauralishes1
      @lauralishes1 2 года назад +98

      This isn't the first time Trump had bidded and bought his own stuff at auctions. It will be him that was behind it. I remember long before he was president he was found out for buying his own paintings that were portraits of himself. He wanted to brag they were sold for thousands but it was really him buying them. So cringe. Not surprising coming from him.. who remembers "John Barron" 🤣🤣🤣 Trump really is a loser.

    • @worldcitizeng6507
      @worldcitizeng6507 2 года назад +14

      She must be advised by a bunch of smart people 😅

    • @whatever96
      @whatever96 2 года назад +33

      @@lauralishes1 God, he never stops surprising with his insecure man child behaviour.

    • @jenniferjohnson1345
      @jenniferjohnson1345 2 года назад +41

      That family is a menace

    • @TheSwisscanada
      @TheSwisscanada 2 года назад +36

      @@lauralishes1 he was always a big "bluffer" making everybody believe that he is richer then he really is, even Deutsche Bank believed him and now are not doing business with him anymore, except he owes them money...

  • @lynnebarrett9912
    @lynnebarrett9912 2 года назад

    The crazy pillow monologue WAS BRILLIANT!!!

  • @nid7970
    @nid7970 2 года назад +518

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  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 2 года назад +397

    Even Canadians have a breaking point. Take off eh.

    • @ms.demeanors
      @ms.demeanors 2 года назад +14

      For sure, bud.

    • @dukedex782
      @dukedex782 2 года назад +19

      Truck off my Ottawa ! 🇨🇦

    • @Chiater
      @Chiater 2 года назад +27

      Oh yeah. I'm in Ottawa and I can tell you this protest and lack of action of removing it is really pissing everyone off. Police chief stepped down and looks like maybe they're going to finally do something but remains to be seen!

    • @my2cents366
      @my2cents366 2 года назад +1

      @@Chiater Canada is under Emergency Act. I guess, next will be shooting on sight.

    • @MrPossum077
      @MrPossum077 2 года назад +2

      @@Chiater I mean if they lift resurrections they all go home.

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 2 года назад +495

    Turning back Mike Lindell--now that is the kind of border enforcement I can get behind.

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 2 года назад +21

      Darn, I was hoping you guys would take him forever.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 года назад +17

      @@tiki_trash they still owe us for taking Bieber...

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 2 года назад +7

      @@LindaC616 They can have him too.

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 2 года назад +4

      @@LindaC616 He never was ours, good riddance.

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 2 года назад +13

      @@LindaC616 As long as we can keep Neil Young, I'm ok with the hostage trade.

  • @Njeanous
    @Njeanous 2 года назад +1

    I could not have gotten through all of THIS thrust upon USA without #StephenColbert Late Nights.

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  • @dps8629
    @dps8629 2 года назад +29

    The Goose doesn't need a pistol Stephen. The Goose is enough.

  • @therealhiesenberg2731
    @therealhiesenberg2731 2 года назад +144

    Yes that Ottawa resident is an accurate portrayal of how the country feels

    • @localeconomicforum1550
      @localeconomicforum1550 Год назад

      -the Canadian who thinks they represent the whole country, 2022.
      Is it that hard to accept not everyone shares your views? which ironically coincide with the same views being prescribed to you by the mainstream media, telling you to dislike these protestors. These protestors are fighting against mandates, their fight goes against the views being promoted by the media. Add that up.

  • @kathybumgardner4773
    @kathybumgardner4773 2 года назад +1

    Whoa CANADA. THat man telling off the truckers was awesome!

  • @Mayhemsmom
    @Mayhemsmom 2 года назад +1

    The guy on his balcony in Ottawa is a hero! He's going to be a heritage commercial!

  • @Mimi-cq4bg
    @Mimi-cq4bg 2 года назад +33

    God bless you Ottawa man!! With love from an empathetic Canadian living on the 401 corridor

  • @anthonypuccini1914
    @anthonypuccini1914 2 года назад +89

    That Canadian balcony guy is an honest to God hero for standing up against those annoying pricks. Glad he's got sensibility, and I hope more Canadians follow his footsteps and just tell off those truckers.

    • @leandabee
      @leandabee 2 года назад +17

      Yes, protesting is fine, but when it impedes on everyday hard working people trying to go about their everyday life, well they can just stick it up their anuses, 😅🤨

    • @TaraZsun
      @TaraZsun 2 года назад +20

      I was almost jealous that he got to say that shit. Like his rant is music to my ears. LOL

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave 2 года назад +11

      @@leandabee Yeah. Like, there was a BLM protest in 2020 in my city. I was running errands and had no idea. They like walked around a block, on the sidewalk, with some signs. We've had tons of protests before in my city. They walk around with signs down town, sometimes they might chant. No big deal. Nothing ever happens. If you don't like it it's generally gone in ten-fifteen minutes anyways. Their whole walk probably takes like half an hour to an hour from first person to last to get from one end of downtown to the other.
      Those losers show up and they're hindering traffic, making all sorts of noise for like 12 fucking hours. Just being obnoxious and annoying because they're just so, worthless. They think that honking for half a day is the same thing as having the support of the majority of people. One supporter I talked to was like "I must have seen 2,000 people," and it's like, so what? We have nearly 70,000 people in the city alone, that's not adding in the county and the towns within it. That's like 3% of the population, like half of the "supporters" were children dragged there by their parents, and you had to import people to join your "protest."

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  • @wallyjericho
    @wallyjericho 2 года назад +62

    This monologue is one of the funniest ever. The Canadian content had me howling, as I live close to Ottawa. Stephan Colbert has a great talent and ability to present relevant and horrific world topics while reminding us how good laughter feels. Thank-you Mr. Colbert!

    • @augustmarch8666
      @augustmarch8666 2 года назад +2

      Obviously you were high on ganja during the show.
      "Colbere" actually Colbert with a hard t is as phony and boring as his French pronunciation of his name.

    • @ellamarsters8791
      @ellamarsters8791 2 года назад +1

      Yes, Gail.

    • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
      @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 2 года назад +2

      Either someone here is a troll or genuinely without any humour. My money is on the former

    • @augustmarch8666
      @augustmarch8666 2 года назад

      @@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 Whom?

    • @augustmarch8666
      @augustmarch8666 2 года назад

      @Andrew Graham Eh? Come again?

  • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
    @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 2 года назад +329

    As a Canadian, I would really like to go back to the world at large ignoring us. If THIS is how we make international news, I want no part of it. So freakin embarrassing 🤦‍♂️

    • @JRufu
      @JRufu 2 года назад +23

      Oh man, I hear you... When Colbert mentions us it's always because of embarrassing stuff like this.. It's awful.

    • @silviaconvertible
      @silviaconvertible 2 года назад +41

      Me, an American: First time?

    • @laurie6123
      @laurie6123 2 года назад +20

      Yeah, us Americans had that embarrassment award all tied up...sorry you are in competition. Now I have to find some other country to flee to

    • @PBthesquirrel
      @PBthesquirrel 2 года назад +12

      You guys have made it this long under the radar bc of your austentatious neighbors stealing all the attention (thats me! Im there!) Lol
      But tbh, Canada is able to wipe negative global press off like water off a duck's back. It's an amazing skill. Maybe it's a good thing that the uglier parts of Canadian culture are getting a light shown on them so that something can be done to make your country even better:)

    • @sweetsugarjones
      @sweetsugarjones 2 года назад +20

      If you’re trying to dissuade us from fleeing there, the gig is up. You’re still at least a J6 behind the US in democracy destroying foolishness. You’ve got a tenth of our gun violence. And books, voting, history and reproductive rights are all still allowed there...

  • @mariaarmindadiasgomessilva7735
    @mariaarmindadiasgomessilva7735 2 года назад

    Thank god for this programm. The final evidence od democracy and freedom everywhere.

  • @kraloyuncu1086
    @kraloyuncu1086 2 года назад +904

    .$Qardin token is entering Metaverse.. Hugeee!! 50X gains ahead...

  • @jamesgoines7663
    @jamesgoines7663 2 года назад +21

    It's finally catching up with them.
    Lindell can't cross the border.
    Melania couldn't sell her hat.
    This might just be the beginning! Thank God!

  • @phyternl
    @phyternl 2 года назад +443

    If you claim that a sale is for charity and in reality you bought the item with your own money, that's called 'Self Dealing' and it's illegal. Melania's charities should now be required to pay a 5% federal excise tax in addition to any other penalties or bans imposed by the state.

    • @Theladrion
      @Theladrion 2 года назад +80

      Also, mobsters used to buy their wife's paintings at auctions to launder money, so there's alot of attention to strange transactions such as these.

    • @lakotasue
      @lakotasue 2 года назад +10

      Boom🤯

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli 2 года назад +6

      ...or maybe she's just one of those ebay auction pushers gone crypto 😆

    • @lindag5488
      @lindag5488 2 года назад +32

      What is Melania's charity? Help me find a new billionaire to marry?

    • @kristopherloviska9042
      @kristopherloviska9042 2 года назад +45

      @@lindag5488 You mean a real billionaire.

  • @laurenakmaeva7844
    @laurenakmaeva7844 2 года назад +1

    I love that guy telling the protesters to F off!!!

  • @leeanndap7020
    @leeanndap7020 2 года назад +3

    As Canadian he speaks for most of us

  • @mystronghand4038
    @mystronghand4038 2 года назад +113

    I like presidents who's accounting firms dont fire them for being criminals ✌️🥴

  • @TaraZsun
    @TaraZsun 2 года назад +310

    See we are pretty polite in canada, which should show you the level that we have reached on this trucker stuff. His swearing and tone is legit us not giving a crap anymore about being polite lol

    • @coltonblake13
      @coltonblake13 2 года назад +2

      Canadian politeness is a joke. Not something Americans envy

    • @callumprice1710
      @callumprice1710 2 года назад +33

      @@coltonblake13 i envy Canada's politeness

    • @phillipgilliam2682
      @phillipgilliam2682 2 года назад +2

      I blame the Philly Eagles shirt he was wearing for making him drop the f-bombs!!

    • @waynemasters8673
      @waynemasters8673 2 года назад +2

      They could be the sons or daughters of some asshole neighbour so back off. Lol

    • @operationgnp
      @operationgnp 2 года назад +5

      @@coltonblake13 not as funny as a tough 5'3" guy named colton 😘

  • @antoniograncino3506
    @antoniograncino3506 2 года назад +4

    Lindell's pillows aren't selling so well since they saturated their market, so he's "gifting" them to the truckers as a tax write-off.

  • @dustinjames3896
    @dustinjames3896 2 года назад +7

    As a Canadian I am proud of balcony guy. Many of us would like to buy his next beer. Cheers buddy hope you sleep good tonight.

  • @jakebeal8095
    @jakebeal8095 2 года назад +187

    Mike Lindell being shot down in a helicopter by Canadians while throwing Bible kid pillows on bigoted truckers is either perfectly representative of our current circle of Hell or the best South Park episode not yet written.

    • @gosixers546
      @gosixers546 2 года назад +12

      Damn. Now I really want to see that episode

    • @TheCanadiangirl4
      @TheCanadiangirl4 2 года назад

      He also had a truck full of bibles too.

  • @traceh4693
    @traceh4693 2 года назад +207

    loved the japanense curler's note to herself! Id like to try that but my mandatory self-deprecation would have me writing reminders like "You suck." and "Fun is for hippies."

    • @catc8927
      @catc8927 2 года назад +22

      Mine would probably be like “Just don’t slip and fall on your face on live global TV.” 😆

    • @howardkerr8174
      @howardkerr8174 2 года назад +14

      Both good comments, but my question is: why didn't she write it in her native Japanese?

    • @william_sun
      @william_sun 2 года назад +18

      @@howardkerr8174 English is "cool" in Japan for the same reason tattoos of Chinese characters are "cool" in America. Except most Japanese can read English, even if only barely, due to it being taught in school while most Americans can't read Chinese.
      It's also more likely to get picked up by an international audience and be noticed around the world. If it were written in Japanese, we probably wouldn't be hearing about it.

    • @ArcaJ
      @ArcaJ 2 года назад +6

      @@howardkerr8174 English is a required subject in college there.

    • @Kpimpmaster
      @Kpimpmaster 2 года назад

      Why did she write in American and not Japanese

  • @electricgigolo
    @electricgigolo 2 года назад +2

    Please let Lindell take that chopper ride and ignore the Canadian air force's multiple warnings. If there's a god in heaven, please make that happen 🤣🍿

  • @photostrips
    @photostrips 2 года назад

    omg you added chapters this is a game changer! thanks!

  • @pgw78
    @pgw78 2 года назад +237

    Gotta love how Lindell sees a protest that's blocking all vehicles from getting through and decides the best thing to do is send them a truck that can't get through.

    • @renegade7357
      @renegade7357 2 года назад +14

      When Trump Suggested "Bleach Inside The Body." A Couple Of Years Ago, The Sane Parts Of Earth Face-palmed.
      I See This As Mike Lindell's "HOLD MY CRACK-PIPE" Moment.

    • @peccant
      @peccant 2 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @gailme8200
      @gailme8200 2 года назад +7

      Stupid is as stupid does.

    • @vincentkim3220
      @vincentkim3220 2 года назад

      @@gailme8200 kll

    • @vincentkim3220
      @vincentkim3220 2 года назад

      @@renegade7357 is ppp

  • @glennwelsh9784
    @glennwelsh9784 2 года назад +95

    Melania buying her own NFT sounds an awful lot like when her hubby bought his own self-portrait at an inflated price, clearly as an effort to increase its value.

    • @marylhere
      @marylhere 2 года назад +12

      It’s called money laundering.

    • @4thphaseofmalaise
      @4thphaseofmalaise 2 года назад +6

      Soon these idiots will be trying to peddle their failing celebrity on Cameo for $50 a pop. Pathetic.

    • @Earthneedsado-over177
      @Earthneedsado-over177 2 года назад +12

      The entire Trump family and organization is based on con games, lying, cheating and grifting.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 2 года назад +1

      Stephen, to follow up, you have to find the tax dodge embedded in this act.
      I know there is one, just don't know what it's worth.

    • @forrestl5597
      @forrestl5597 2 года назад +1

      And or save face

  • @mousermind
    @mousermind 2 года назад +3

    An angry, cursing rant sounds so much better with a Canadian accent. xD

  • @QueenBDreamwalker
    @QueenBDreamwalker 2 года назад +1

    "Harshing my mellow" 🤣 clear messaging in Ottawa

  • @wgrandbois
    @wgrandbois 2 года назад +14

    "Glad he packed a pillow" - Jon Batiste steals the monologue

  • @Mr123MTNDEW
    @Mr123MTNDEW 2 года назад +45

    Bro she just laundered money in front of all of us she's got clean cash now

    • @andrewr311
      @andrewr311 2 года назад +8

      Not really, it's all recorded on the blockchain, that's why we know it was her that bought it.

    • @andrewr311
      @andrewr311 2 года назад

      @first last But if everyone knows who it is on both ends it isn't laundering.

  • @jeanboy1508
    @jeanboy1508 2 года назад +1

    You are the best!

  • @hopesprings4155
    @hopesprings4155 2 года назад

    "The circle of grift" 🎶 Perfection!

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 2 года назад +37

    Mike dropping pillows from a helicopter is reminiscent of the WKRP episode with the turkey drop!

    • @spooky_hausintrees
      @spooky_hausintrees 2 года назад +3

      Oh no remember when the colonist gave blankets to the Indians. That didn't work out too well. Maybe this is a great idea? Idk

    • @CaptWesStarwind
      @CaptWesStarwind 2 года назад +2

      I'd rather use the turkey for a pillow.

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave 2 года назад +1

      @@spooky_hausintrees Sadly, we vaccinated people against smallpox so well that it was eradicated from the planet. We could just infect the pillows with SARS-CoV-2, we know they're not vaccinated against it

    • @spooky_hausintrees
      @spooky_hausintrees 2 года назад

      @@Nevertoleave Thats the exact point i was making. I don't understand why people do not get science. Idiots rule 😕, 50%

  • @AceSpadeThePikachu
    @AceSpadeThePikachu 2 года назад +9

    Ooooooh you have no idea how verbally vulgar us Canadians get when we're pushed to the edge.
    Also don't mess with Canada geese, they'll break your legs off with their neck. Not even joking.

  • @wynox5882
    @wynox5882 2 года назад +721

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  • @tammywilks8782
    @tammywilks8782 2 года назад

    *chef's kiss* this monologue is hilarious 😂

  • @humanonearth1
    @humanonearth1 2 года назад +76

    Every once and a while a Late Show monologue just nails it. This is one of those times. Soo funny! Great job!

    • @kellytourigny4228
      @kellytourigny4228 2 года назад +2

      Colbert you corporate war machine ghoul..war is not fun nor fun.

    • @cadebritt8001
      @cadebritt8001 2 года назад

      Ya ! Happy I didn't miss it.

    • @humanonearth1
      @humanonearth1 2 года назад +1

      @@cadebritt8001 Good one huh? I had multiple good belly laughs!

    • @cadebritt8001
      @cadebritt8001 2 года назад +1

      @@humanonearth1 I cried so I scored grrreat ! Tummy, Tears and a fart . Have a good night sir!

    • @humanonearth1
      @humanonearth1 2 года назад

      @@cadebritt8001 LOL! you too :)

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 2 года назад +821

    The man from Ottawa screaming from his balcony actually showed enormous restraint. What is it with this family and scamming people with hats, summing up Melania. It’s the circle of grift.😂

    • @jenniferjohnson1345
      @jenniferjohnson1345 2 года назад +55

      That family is a menace to society

    • @murrayflewelling1258
      @murrayflewelling1258 2 года назад +56

      @@jenniferjohnson1345 I hope Colbert catches the Fox news clip where Jesse Watters suggests that maybe it is time for the US to "liberate" Canada..That happened.....I sent it to TYT so they hopefully make it sound to others as crazy as it sounded to me.......Watters also said where was Canada last year, ? ...Trudeau never evoked the emergency act for the war on terror , or BLM riots.............WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY....LOL

    • @TheloniousCube
      @TheloniousCube 2 года назад +5

      FU-na Matata

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave 2 года назад +24

      @@murrayflewelling1258 Fox news has been saying crap like that for literally decades

    • @murrayflewelling1258
      @murrayflewelling1258 2 года назад +28

      @@Nevertoleave I did not realize they had suggested the US annex Canada before, if another country said that about the US , Tucker would rant that it was time for a first strike !

  • @TheKorcik
    @TheKorcik 2 года назад

    Moldova here...we are pretty relaxed people, so RELAX in your...favorite shirts! :)

  • @golfingfool777
    @golfingfool777 2 года назад

    Gotta have that clip of the confrontation from the apartment balcony! Where is it available? LOL

  • @francespetryshyn439
    @francespetryshyn439 2 года назад +18

    As a Canadian, this is so damned embarrassing

    • @katemaxwell2804
      @katemaxwell2804 2 года назад

      Hey, the US isn't exactly holding its head up in pride after the last administration and the remnants of that!⬜🇺🇸 Hang I there!

    • @SpeckleKen
      @SpeckleKen 2 года назад

      Relax, Frances. Europe here: we know Canadians are good guys.
      We see arseholes wandering in from your neighbour and bringing their arseholeness with them, and we feel bad for you.

    • @brenden4915
      @brenden4915 2 года назад

      How does it feel knowing Justin is a dictator?

    • @itoldyounottotouchit3336
      @itoldyounottotouchit3336 2 года назад

      @@brenden4915 I'm Canadian and I never liked Justin Trudeau even before he became Prime Minister. He seemed really fake even back then.

  • @hestiathena4917
    @hestiathena4917 2 года назад +56

    "What is it with this family and scamming and scamming people with _hats?_"
    Well, it's not like their targets use their heads for much anyway...

  • @greenviolist34
    @greenviolist34 2 года назад

    The Fujisowa thing was so cute!! Awwwwwwww omg

  • @LaDeAlPakino
    @LaDeAlPakino 2 года назад

    10:24 Yeeeaaah!! Let's this one slide under our noses!!!!
    Like no laundry could be done by that "silly" transaction.

  • @jamesturner2126
    @jamesturner2126 2 года назад +19

    They got the truckers to quarantine, on the bridge.

    • @steverino3447
      @steverino3447 2 года назад +3

      Legitimately brilliant observation. THAT is irony.

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 2 года назад

      @@steverino3447 I like to make people laugh.

  • @kaneosaurusrex3171
    @kaneosaurusrex3171 2 года назад +9

    HAY! i am Canadian and there needed to be a beaver stuck in the grill of that semi truck driven by the moose, and the Moose should have been wearing a plaid shirt. COME ON! Get it right man!

  • @shugarburke1987
    @shugarburke1987 2 года назад

    The Cussin Canadian was EPIC 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @shanamccracken4945
    @shanamccracken4945 2 года назад +1

    Impressive auctioneering skills!

  • @abigailhowe8302
    @abigailhowe8302 2 года назад +41

    "we got BIBLE pillows"
    GREAT JOB, Mike... you're sending Canadians pillows that have a FIFTY FIFTY change of pissing off the recipient for "attempting to indoctrinate our kids"
    XD

    • @khill8645
      @khill8645 2 года назад +4

      Nah, it's a solid chice this time. Something tells me the concentration of bible-thumpers is far higher in that kind of demonstration...

  • @sweiland75
    @sweiland75 2 года назад +827

    As a Canadian, I find it absolutely hilarious that Americans accuse us of being excessively polite yet they censor their media whenever someone swears.

    • @andrewr311
      @andrewr311 2 года назад +34

      True, in Australia we also don't have as much tv censorship. When they split into two nations, only the south will have such strictness

    • @sprybug
      @sprybug 2 года назад +6

      @@andrewr311 Split?

    • @maxmoon2254
      @maxmoon2254 2 года назад +129

      That’s not to be polite that’s Americans being hypocritical and prudish. American TV can show you killing your wife but not making love to your wife.

    • @A-Crowe
      @A-Crowe 2 года назад +111

      Also as a Canadian, Lindell shut up. We can light your pillows on fire in a town square, dance around it maybe like a pagan festival.
      Seriously, everyone just go home. Please. Deal with your own problems in your home area. I just want to have nation wide agreement for a little time where everyone just takes Xanax and sits in grass for a while, maybe eat a cookie if that’s something that people want. Please, we need a fun time out, i am simply a small Indigenous Canadian who is so tired.

    • @connectivitytissues1429
      @connectivitytissues1429 2 года назад +8

      After I finished writing and posting my comment I looked directly below my comment and read your comment... and uhhh, you ain't wrong....

  • @teresaferrer4748
    @teresaferrer4748 2 года назад

    Good one ....with the hats!!

  • @aileenburke4667
    @aileenburke4667 2 года назад +1

    Mike Pillow- “As God as my witness, I thought pillows could fly.”

  • @coryryder9070
    @coryryder9070 2 года назад +81

    i would have done the same thing if protestors ended up doing that shit infront of my house

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 2 года назад +19

      I have PTSD.
      After a few days of that sh1t, I'd go to the store and buy a miner's ⛏️ pick. The nearest semi would have a thoroughly punctured radiator soon after, and as many more as I could until I was physically stopped.
      ...Loud noise causes me a great deal of stress.

    • @laurie6123
      @laurie6123 2 года назад +5

      I think some flat tires would have happened..suspect those big rig tires are mighty expensive.

  • @joaovitormatos8147
    @joaovitormatos8147 2 года назад +161

    Stephen (a catholic) saying "based on a true story" for Noah's Ark and then menacingly staring at Chris (his director, an atheist) is probably the best inside joke ever 5:34

    • @davidstorrs
      @davidstorrs 2 года назад +10

      I was coming to the comments to see if someone pointed out that in Genesis 9 God promised he wouldn't destroy the world again...at least, not with a flood. Next time it will probably be a horrific disease. :>

    • @Ewr42
      @Ewr42 2 года назад +10

      Well, there are plenty of historical evidence for some type of extreme flood in ancient times, so the tale of Noah might have some truth to it, yes.. like Gilgamesh being a great warrior or Jesus being an amazing thinker, sometimes mythical tales are based on real stories, just hyperbolized, misinterpreted and sometimes purposefully altered to serve the Catholic church..
      One of my favorites real stories from the bible is the opening of the red sea, it's entirely possible, even plausible, you'd just need strong wind, the underwater terrain would do the rest in creating a bridge to an island nearby and I think it's awesome that it might've really happened and that we kept this tale alive even if attached to a mystical explanation

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 2 года назад +18

      Shakhter Siren' - The historical evidence of a flood covering the entire world is baked into every culture in the world; it’s really interesting. Especially when you remember that “the entire world” back in pre-history was from one hill top to the other hill top of the river valley every culture started in. And that the river flooding its banks is a seasonal occurrence (literally, the agriculture at the time depended on it doing so), and that it could have flooded partially high in any given year. And oral tradition, literally being a generations-long game of telephone, means things can easily get exaggerated. (I’m sure the dragon in Beowulf was totally legit.)

    • @Melesniannon
      @Melesniannon 2 года назад +6

      @@Ewr42 Would you care to share this "plenty of historical evidence for some type of extreme flood" that shows truth to the Noah story? Just saying 'cause there is actual evidence that regions of the world have NEVER been flooded.
      Remember evidence of floods happening is not evidence of one gigantic flood happening. Just because cultures have seen floods in history does not mean those floods were anything other than what floods are now: localized meteorological events.
      Let's also not forget that just because you can imagine a mechanical structure in which something might have happened, is no evidence that it in any way, shape or form ever did happen. That's not how evidence works, that's just the hypothesis without the testing.

    • @Ewr42
      @Ewr42 2 года назад +5

      @@Melesniannon I never implied the whole world being flooded. Certainty not at once.
      The mysticism is post factum, but yes, some things in the bible are based on some type of truth, doesn't mean the final modern version has any remainder of truth In it though

  • @derbedermontaj8986
    @derbedermontaj8986 2 года назад +407

    $Qardin Token presale starting...I am expecting brutal gains..200x

  • @melaniemaec1
    @melaniemaec1 2 года назад

    That’s awesome! For the hat lady!

  • @popecorkyxxiv2363
    @popecorkyxxiv2363 2 года назад +25

    The LOTR snippet was a perfect analogy. "Give peace a chance!!"... old man who standing by accidently shoots an arrow. Orcs, who now claim to be justified, " WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

    • @LucianCanad
      @LucianCanad 2 года назад +1

      Orcs going "waaagh!"? Was that a Warhammer reference? :D

    • @popecorkyxxiv2363
      @popecorkyxxiv2363 2 года назад +2

      @@LucianCanad You know it

  • @suemick8709
    @suemick8709 2 года назад +408

    As a Canadian I'm elated that the cluster truck in Ottawa is being derided by the right honourable Stephen Colbert. I tip my toque to you sir.

    • @PBthesquirrel
      @PBthesquirrel 2 года назад +5

      I got big Letterkenny/Jared Keeso vibes.
      After bingeing all 10 seasons, I'm starting to notice the cadence and colloquials that my favorite Canadian streamers also use.
      With love, your neighbor to the South 💜

    • @TanukiOkiyo
      @TanukiOkiyo 2 года назад +8

      @@PBthesquirrel Wayne and the gang would’ve gotten rid of those truckers with a good dose of scrapping and chirpin’.

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 2 года назад +29

      As many of us Americans have had to deal directly with similarly minded morons, I'm sorry what you folks in Ottawa are going through. And I'm embarrassed that some from my country are involved in perpetuating your situation.

    • @xxxytheguy1296
      @xxxytheguy1296 2 года назад +20

      I like how americans who like rights and liberty support the Canadian truckers. Meanwhile this clown said nothing about BLM destruction or lives destroyed or even gone from riots.... I see right through this propaganda.

    • @xxxytheguy1296
      @xxxytheguy1296 2 года назад +20

      @@Surge1077 bro these Canadians are not destroying shit unlike BLM and antifa. But if they said it was for black lives matter rather than rights and freedoms its all good right? 🤦‍♂️

  • @catalot
    @catalot 2 года назад

    Lindell and his pillows brought to mind the great Turkey Drop on WKRP in Cincinnati.

  • @watson5551
    @watson5551 2 года назад +1

    The Noahs ark pillow smackdown was epic...... stephen your so brave.

  • @jedstewart2160
    @jedstewart2160 2 года назад +20

    NFT = Tax Evasion. And knowing is half the battle!

  • @humanonearth1
    @humanonearth1 2 года назад +22

    5:40 Perhaps the best punch line in recent late night news history! LMAO

  • @AestusL4
    @AestusL4 2 года назад

    6:42 No need for the pistol. We just UNLEASH THE GEESE!

  • @Medusa5150
    @Medusa5150 2 года назад

    Helicopter? My pillow guy must be on some real good nose candy!

  • @massimookissed1023
    @massimookissed1023 2 года назад +32

    Lindell is just pissing away Dominion's future money at this point.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 2 года назад +2

      ...Y'know, I wouldn't be surprised if that was his point.

  • @LA-MJ
    @LA-MJ 2 года назад +94

    She should have made an NFT out of "I don't care, do you?"

    • @gailme8200
      @gailme8200 2 года назад

      She's too stupid to understand that. I still say Donny and her falsified a federal document to get her her. Genius not really.

  • @Ziggybobenator
    @Ziggybobenator 2 года назад

    HEY! Don't underestimate our geese, THEY'RE FEROCIOUS! lol

  • @jabehauber
    @jabehauber 2 года назад

    The thought of Lindell coptering in pillows brings to mind only one thing: the WKRP Turkey Drop.

  • @humanonearth1
    @humanonearth1 2 года назад +52

    3:12 - Canadian mental health experts recommend watching this portion on repeat to soothe feelings of contempt and anger for Ottawa residents.

  • @treegreen941
    @treegreen941 2 года назад +53

    Balcony guy really captured how most Canadians are feeling lol.

    • @sprybug
      @sprybug 2 года назад +4

      Yep. I'm only about a 3 hour or so drive away from there and it's all stupid. Did you know that the 4 main organizers aren't even truckers? Also, they got a lot of funding.....from Americans with business interests. Weird isn't it?

  • @BrrrLocc
    @BrrrLocc 2 года назад

    Freedom will win.

  • @brettatton
    @brettatton 2 года назад +2

    Yeah we have an air force. Sometimes our pilots win the 'top gun' competitions the US holds...LOL!