The king was always here. He just moved on from skyrim and pursued acting instead. And even though he gets way less views, he still continues with it. Which, will always make him, a king to me.
"I hear you were at the Cousin of the Emperor's wedding, in Solitude? Gods, that must have been horrible." Says the guard noticing you are wearing a fine dress of white and red, fancy sandals, and a crown of flowers. He wasn't sure why, but it really brought the event back up into his mind.
“Ah yes no one shall notice the giant ship with flags flying off it chilling near the harbour” “Yeah that’s definitely not an assassin wearing the robes of the Dark Brotherhood swimming over to it” “HOW IS THE EMPEROR DEAD?!”
@@RisingSwell I FUCKING KNEW IT Two weeks ago on my current playthrough, I had killed everybody on the ship. I was, as I always do at that point, going around checking for bodies I hadn't had time to loot while additionally making sure the place really was cleared out. While doing this I noticed quite a few guards or whatever they were laying dead in their beds. I was pretty confused, since one of the rooms that had them dead like that was a room I didn't think I had been in yet, but I remembered that I had previously killed one or two of them while they were sleeping and assumed I must have killed a lot more of them like that than I remembered. I was still suspicious days after completing that mission, and now today I read this.... turns out my memory isn't quite as bad as I thought it was.
@@gamma2589 who and where is unknown, but there are dead people on the ship that you had nothing to do with. There are plenty of theories, but I don't think anyone has found outright proof of who they were, be it another assassin, someone sick of their coworkers or anything else.
Dragon Lady. Ok, I need to do that now. I've always stayed away from thrones. But now, I'm curious how I look sitting in one...🤔 third person, here I come 😂
My theory is they had like a mechanical function where they flipped over into a proper bed when the dwarves were alive. Either that or the actual mattress part dissolved because it's been thousands of years.
@@noonenowhere877 And the people of Markarth are exceptionally stupid. I don't care if you think that is authentic, fucking give me a usable bed, what are you all doing mining your lives away and sleeping on stone slabs. How do you even still have backs.
@@redstripedsocks5245 Pretty sure it still works. At least it does in vanilla. If you have the unofficial patch installed, which 90% of people do, that patches it.
@@Yive. he didn’t speak it but he wrote it after his skit about gamers turning into musicians. He said there wouldn’t be anymore Skyrim. So yes. He said it. Yet once again I say, even he can’t resist
“You can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby.” Oh, don’t worry, it’s probably just a little wolf pack, I’ll just need to find it. *dragon swoops down from the sky* What the *F-*
Well well well, we all know that you couldn't stay away from Skyrim forever. As in the words of our lord and saviour Todd Howard, "Skyrim is eternal." (Also it's just very addictive and open world and honestly just a great game to play with good replayability.)
Well 99% accurate tbf, the part about sitting on a throne isn’t 100% true, because when you sit in Skyrim, the camera automatically switches to third person view.
So since I don't get any of the references I was just staring at your mustache the whole time and the longer I stared the more it looked like the monster in Stranger Things. Did you film this in the valley? Don't bail on me this week I'm gonna make reservations at that spot. Let's have a very serious conversation in your very public comments.
The stache looks like the monster, or I look like the monster? I’m Billy and John’s love child really. Yea hey cool you know SoCal show it off some more Dude I’m coming!!- oh great thanks We don’t even have serious conversations in private stop
Funny thing is that i played skyrim for the first time like a month ago, and today maybe 2 hours ago i discovered the cannibal's quest and ate the priest, the timing of this video is amazing
@@HighGuy92 Markarath, inside Understone Kepp, you go left, there is Hall of the Dead on the left side of the room you enter, quest giver should be there most of the time, however i found him wandering around the place, idk if thats bcs he already gave me the quest or if he can do that normally
"You can't fast travel when enemies are nearby." All I did was come out of a cave onto the beach; the slaughterfish are 50 ft away, why are they mad at me?
Light and Heavy Armor trainers tell you to wear the respective armor type while they beat you senseless. The numbness from the beatdown makes you thing you take less damage from attacks.
Suvaris Atheron: "and what about you? Do you hate the dark elves as well? Are you here to bully us and tell us to leave?" Dark Elf Dragonborn: "... Yes."
I will confess, the first time I played Skyrim, I just skipped all the dialogue to get to the epic dragon fights, so I killed Paarthurnax... On my next playthrough I actually paid attention to the dialogue and plot, and felt deeply ashamed for what I did. Needless to say, mods were installed immediately to remedy the problem. Delphine can go cut herself on the Ebony Blade.
delphine: the blades had nothing to do with the emperor, they existed to protect the dragonborn, and thats why we send the dragonborn off alone on quests that could easily get them killed, also as a servant of the dragonborn they must do everything i ask or else the dragonborn themselves cant be part of the blades
You made another one!? I literally screamed a little when I saw the notification for this because I thought you were done with Skyrim content and I was so excited. Also, the throne one got me😂 it’s so true
Me: maneuvers through carefully as not to set off traps. Lydia: Yeets through setting off all the traps. Me: runs up to her " omygod are you okay?" Lydia: I WILL PROTECT YOU WITH MY BODY!!!!!!
That last part I can relate so much. I was too lazy to manually rank up my sneak skill, so I paid the Khajiit like $40,000 to automatically give me better sneak skills LOL
To be fair: is a world where you're sucking dragon souls to make your yell more powerful, can summon ethereal creatures, and can buy a small house in the city for only 100x the cost of a coach ride; jumping out of water isn't that rediculos.
2:32 “Like, I just led this priest into this sketchy dungeon, and apparently we’re going to eat him. WELL, GUESS IM A CANNIBAL NOW” Best phrase to ever exist
Me, in Whiterun: “Don’t you say it.....don’t you bloody say it...” Nazeem: Me: “Don’t...” Nazeem: Me: “DON’T.....” Nazeem: “........Do you get to the Cl-AHHHHHH HELP SOMEONE DO SOMETHING”
I've been unable to play Skyrim due to Ark corrupting files (I'm not a techy person, so I don't know which were screwed with), so it's refreshing to see a new video on this series. This is by far my favorite series you've done, Graenolf. Thanks for making my day a bit better.
I literally just realized yesterday that all the DLCs were ALREADY INCLUDED IN NINTENDO SWITCH VERSION AND I WAS FREAKING SAD THIS WHOLE TIME ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO PLAY THE FULL SKYRIM EXPERIENCE.
It feels like everyone’s getting back into Skyrim at the same time
Same
Lol I feel you Bc I’ve been getting back into it
I just downloaded it a few days ago. Hell of a coincidence
I deleted it and I so regret it now
Negative
I walked into Whiterun wearing the Emperor's robe, flaunting it off, got drunk and apparently stole someone's goat.
And married a Hagraven? :P
@@Reyyvii Sadly, no.
@@Reyyvii That sidequest was wild, and I'm impressed that I travelled so far and did so much in one night
@@Sirdeathvids oh that’s nothing compared to what I can do 😎
@@Sirdeathvids you should see some of my drunk nights if thats impressive to you lmao
Me: *literally wearing the emperor's clothes*
Those high elves in solitude: ew why tf are you dressed like that
I'm convinced it's the High Elf equivalent of marketing.
Taarie and Endarie have impeccable tastes.
Taarie: If you're going to the Blue Palace you might want to *rethink* your outfit.
Me: I literally just bought this thing from you.
YES THE RETURN OF THE KING
The return of the Jarl, you mean.
Indeed, Brother.
@@izusmallmight8953 my mistake
I used to be a commentor like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
The king was always here. He just moved on from skyrim and pursued acting instead. And even though he gets way less views, he still continues with it. Which, will always make him, a king to me.
But when the world needed him most...
He's not gone. He's still here
he murdered everyone and quickloaded back, just to do it again
Aaangrieee
@@shashwatasamanta7358 dhhcggvssfy
Yeah, now I gave you all the gold coins I was carrying this light armor definitely feels lighter..
Haha
Pickpockets them all back one training at a time until you level up pickpocket to legendary three times for like five different skill trees.
Book has 4 pages but thick as normal books
Sometimes even EXTRA THICC
Uh, yeah, the other pages are blank...
@@joeh858 Ever read the Book of Fate?
@@joy-wire I mean I tried, but I'm afraid to tell you what I saw.
Nords can't read. Need pictures.
"I hear you were at the Cousin of the Emperor's wedding, in Solitude? Gods, that must have been horrible." Says the guard noticing you are wearing a fine dress of white and red, fancy sandals, and a crown of flowers. He wasn't sure why, but it really brought the event back up into his mind.
Don't forget the lovely golden wedding ring on your finger
Wait you mean I can wear the wedding dress? I thought that an NPC only outfit!
@@noonenowhere877 Yeah, my sister would kill the woman to wear it to her wedding instead.
“Ah yes no one shall notice the giant ship with flags flying off it chilling near the harbour”
“Yeah that’s definitely not an assassin wearing the robes of the Dark Brotherhood swimming over to it”
“HOW IS THE EMPEROR DEAD?!”
Know what's more fun? You weren't the only killer on the ship. There's dead bodies there before you got there.
Emperors are really easy to kill in Elder Scrolls
@@RisingSwell
I FUCKING KNEW IT
Two weeks ago on my current playthrough, I had killed everybody on the ship. I was, as I always do at that point, going around checking for bodies I hadn't had time to loot while additionally making sure the place really was cleared out. While doing this I noticed quite a few guards or whatever they were laying dead in their beds.
I was pretty confused, since one of the rooms that had them dead like that was a room I didn't think I had been in yet, but I remembered that I had previously killed one or two of them while they were sleeping and assumed I must have killed a lot more of them like that than I remembered.
I was still suspicious days after completing that mission, and now today I read this.... turns out my memory isn't quite as bad as I thought it was.
@@RisingSwell Who was the other killer and where were they?
@@gamma2589 who and where is unknown, but there are dead people on the ship that you had nothing to do with. There are plenty of theories, but I don't think anyone has found outright proof of who they were, be it another assassin, someone sick of their coworkers or anything else.
"I don't always sit in thrones, but when I do, I put myself in third-person so I can see how cool I look. " LOL That is so me.
Every damn time
Same
Dragon Lady. Ok, I need to do that now. I've always stayed away from thrones. But now, I'm curious how I look sitting in one...🤔 third person, here I come 😂
@@guitarmama06 👍
The stone beds always got me, like, surely even the dwarves wanted to be comfortable...
My theory is they had like a mechanical function where they flipped over into a proper bed when the dwarves were alive. Either that or the actual mattress part dissolved because it's been thousands of years.
@@noonenowhere877 And the people of Markarth are exceptionally stupid. I don't care if you think that is authentic, fucking give me a usable bed, what are you all doing mining your lives away and sleeping on stone slabs. How do you even still have backs.
And the dwarves are wondering why the hell people are sleeping on the base for the box spring to sit on.
@@insaincaldo Sleeping on stone beds give you a stone back.
With a stone back, your back doesn't break from mining stone.
@@cyryl3827 I thought stone back was what you get, from going on with untreated rockjoint.
Seeing a skyrim video on the Graenolf channel is oddly surreal now.
10/10
Yeah i feel like I'm loving in the alt universe
It's a callback to the good ol days
His name sounds like a Skyrim NPC
That last one has gotta be the most accurate one.
No, because he didn't proceed to pickpocket the money back/ trade items because it was a follower trainer
@@danielsmerdel8214 i dont thing there are any light armor follower trainers and they patched that out a long time ago
@@redstripedsocks5245 Pretty sure it still works. At least it does in vanilla. If you have the unofficial patch installed, which 90% of people do, that patches it.
@@aeternus2036 Well unless you paralyze them and just when wore off you just picpocket them %100 works.
I was half expecting to end up waiting until Elder Scrolls 6...
Hell this year marks skyrims 10 year anniversary. And so far theirs only been 1 teaser trailer for TES6.
69 nice
We've almost waited 10 ducking years for the next game
Well, perfect timing though, right?
“Things Waterring players say 1”
I hope we are not Greaybeards when the game comes out
I remember when he said “ I won’t do Skyrim videos anymore “ yet even he can’t resist it!
I guess he just meant the SKYRIM FIVE BEST BARELS ext. but its so good to see another vid on it!!!
He Said that?
@@Yive. he didn’t speak it but he wrote it after his skit about gamers turning into musicians. He said there wouldn’t be anymore Skyrim. So yes. He said it. Yet once again I say, even he can’t resist
OYFUM
@@uderfrykte_ i fucking loved those videos.
That Winterhold college line made me laugh way more than it should, where’s all the kegs bro?
Plenty of drinks in the dining halls and dorms.
Graenolf seems pretty angry at Skyrim in this video. I hope they didn’t have a fight, they’re such a cute couple.
It's a love hate relationship same with every single Skyrim player
Never clicked on something so fast in my life
Same you have no clue how much I wanted this
Don't normally like a vid before watching but
Follower in the middle of a doorway you need to get through: "Move it..... I SAID MOVE, GOD DAMN IT! MOOOVVEEEEEEEE!" -Insert unrelenting force shout-
“Oooooooooyyyyyfummmm?!?!”
-graenolf
2:13
@@jrgenchristensen7240 yes
What is oyfum?!?!?
He used to say that all the time in his older videos when he played Skyrim all the time
That’s his battle cry.
“You can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby.”
Oh, don’t worry, it’s probably just a little wolf pack, I’ll just need to find it.
*dragon swoops down from the sky*
What the *F-*
Well well well, we all know that you couldn't stay away from Skyrim forever. As in the words of our lord and saviour Todd Howard,
"Skyrim is eternal."
(Also it's just very addictive and open world and honestly just a great game to play with good replayability.)
Its so addictive
It’s magic
It’s that type of game you will always come back to
Not really. Modded skyrim? Sure. Vanilla? Boring and bland as fuck. Zero replay value.
@@belland_dog8235 thats not what my gameplay hours say
HE'S BACK BABY! And he's got king olaf's lost verse with him
Let’s get this party started!
I don't play Skyrim but I'm pretty sure this is accurate af
It is 100 accurate
It's 100% indeed.
it's 100% accurate, and play skyrim
Play it now!!
Well 99% accurate tbf, the part about sitting on a throne isn’t 100% true, because when you sit in Skyrim, the camera automatically switches to third person view.
So when are we getting a video with you reading the " Lusty Argonian " ?
Yes, please!
*Lusty Argonian Maid, you uncultured swine
@@Reyeoux I couldnt remember if the maid was part of the official title or not . My mistake .
He did his own version (vol. 3), not sure if it's still up
omg i need that now
So since I don't get any of the references I was just staring at your mustache the whole time and the longer I stared the more it looked like the monster in Stranger Things.
Did you film this in the valley?
Don't bail on me this week I'm gonna make reservations at that spot.
Let's have a very serious conversation in your very public comments.
Hey, sorry to interrupt, I just have some very personal and private things I wanted to publicly discuss with Graenolf as well.
Omg XD
Also do you both post at the same time to have a view stats battle?
graenolf staring at this like a mad six year old cause the others wont leave his toys alone
The stache looks like the monster, or I look like the monster? I’m Billy and John’s love child really.
Yea hey cool you know SoCal show it off some more
Dude I’m coming!!- oh great thanks
We don’t even have serious conversations in private stop
Just one of the many Skyrim content creators that’s keeping us afloat as we all wait for ES6. 😂
What other good Skyrim tubers are there
Straight up Irish for legendary guides or random stuff on Skyrim also lyle shnub is doing a Skyrim play through which is very entertaining
I was more hyped for this than wandavision!
"I'm only yelling at you because my persuasion check failed"
Dude, I NEED this on a tee shirt bad.
I feel a new beginning coming towards me and I'm running to it with open arms.
I’ve missed this
2:27 half the magic of Skyrim is just succumbing to peer pressure over and over
Finally! Another video on an introverts favorite game!
Funny thing is that i played skyrim for the first time like a month ago, and today maybe 2 hours ago i discovered the cannibal's quest and ate the priest, the timing of this video is amazing
I must have missed something or I just don't remember it, where in the world is that quest??
@@HighGuy92 Markarath, inside Understone Kepp, you go left, there is Hall of the Dead on the left side of the room you enter, quest giver should be there most of the time, however i found him wandering around the place, idk if thats bcs he already gave me the quest or if he can do that normally
A month ago you say :0
What level you at? I'm interested in what you've done so far.
Skyrim is the reason I found this channel. Nice to see another video
"You can't fast travel when enemies are nearby."
All I did was come out of a cave onto the beach; the slaughterfish are 50 ft away, why are they mad at me?
never been so excited by reading just the title
I understand the pain of entering High Hrothgar and trying to find them.....they blend in so well I started looking outside instead.....
Aura whisper time
Light and Heavy Armor trainers tell you to wear the respective armor type while they beat you senseless. The numbness from the beatdown makes you thing you take less damage from attacks.
There's one common phrase that all Skyrim players have uttered at least once:
"When's Elder Scrolls 6 coming out?"
“Where are the parties? I was told winterhold was a college town” 😆
Suvaris Atheron: "and what about you? Do you hate the dark elves as well? Are you here to bully us and tell us to leave?"
Dark Elf Dragonborn: "... Yes."
She doesn't actually ask that question to Dark Elf Dragonborns.
So why can’t I just not kill Parthumax and still be part of the Blades?
I don't trust anyone who killed Paarthurnax
never will
I will confess, the first time I played Skyrim, I just skipped all the dialogue to get to the epic dragon fights, so I killed Paarthurnax...
On my next playthrough I actually paid attention to the dialogue and plot, and felt deeply ashamed for what I did. Needless to say, mods were installed immediately to remedy the problem.
Delphine can go cut herself on the Ebony Blade.
The Parthurnnax(?) Dilemma on Nexus. You're welcome.
@@forgenorman3025 THANK YOU
delphine: the blades had nothing to do with the emperor, they existed to protect the dragonborn, and thats why we send the dragonborn off alone on quests that could easily get them killed, also as a servant of the dragonborn they must do everything i ask or else the dragonborn themselves cant be part of the blades
That training session was on point
If there isn’t a part seven I’m gonna be sad
You made another one!? I literally screamed a little when I saw the notification for this because I thought you were done with Skyrim content and I was so excited. Also, the throne one got me😂 it’s so true
This came out nowhere, love it
bruh, the bed made out of stone got me xD
AND WHEN WE NEEDED HIM MOST...
HE HEARD OUR CRIES.
*gasp* Did you just make another Skyrim skit?? Tysmmmmm
"Wake up son, it's 2011 I got you this game called Skyrim"
*actually wakes up*
"You're finally awake"
I've been missing these!! The one about the throne and 3rd person is totally me! XD
CLICKED RIGHT AWAY Dovahkiin portrait is permanently on my leg 🙏🏻
I always love watching these while I'm sitting on my throne in third person.
IM SO HAPPY YOU DID ANOTHER
I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS YESSSSSSS
1:27 this is so relatable
*Skyrim came out 10 Years ago* .. Times has flown.
Man I missed this
Me: maneuvers through carefully as not to set off traps.
Lydia: Yeets through setting off all the traps.
Me: runs up to her " omygod are you okay?"
Lydia: I WILL PROTECT YOU WITH MY BODY!!!!!!
I AM YOUR SWORD AND YOUR SHIELD
Omg the college town one 💀
That last part I can relate so much. I was too lazy to manually rank up my sneak skill, so I paid the Khajiit like $40,000 to automatically give me better sneak skills LOL
i've never clicked a like button faster
To be fair: is a world where you're sucking dragon souls to make your yell more powerful, can summon ethereal creatures, and can buy a small house in the city for only 100x the cost of a coach ride; jumping out of water isn't that rediculos.
“The gourmet. You’re the f**king gourmet” 😂
Long have I waited...
"Like I just led this priest into this sketchy dungeon and apparently now we're gonna eat him. I GUESS I'M A CANNIBAL NOW."
Yes
2:32 “Like, I just led this priest into this sketchy dungeon, and apparently we’re going to eat him. WELL, GUESS IM A CANNIBAL NOW”
Best phrase to ever exist
I genuinely love the concept that all that training is just placebo
I'VE MISSED THIS
NO WAY. I've been waiting for more skyrim and here we are
HOLY TALOS I THOUGHT THIS WAS DEAD
“Robes that match the walls.” Thats got to be the best and most relate able line 😂
great video!!!
Me, in Whiterun: “Don’t you say it.....don’t you bloody say it...”
Nazeem:
Me: “Don’t...”
Nazeem:
Me: “DON’T.....”
Nazeem: “........Do you get to the Cl-AHHHHHH HELP SOMEONE DO SOMETHING”
No way I just was watching part 5 an hour ago for the thousandth time! This is a great day for our nation
Oyfuuum
The light armor bit is the truest. Ugh like that makes sense
0 dislikes 😱
What a magic I came here so early:)
This game is close to 10 years old and is still commonly referenced. What a god damn good game.
A dream come true! Now I gotta go watch all previous "Things Skyrim players say" videos even though I can quote them all at this point.
I’ve waited for so long... and it was so worth it
I've been unable to play Skyrim due to Ark corrupting files (I'm not a techy person, so I don't know which were screwed with), so it's refreshing to see a new video on this series. This is by far my favorite series you've done, Graenolf. Thanks for making my day a bit better.
Graenolf is trying to fight Epic Nate for the longest Skyrim series.
i think epicnate like disappeared so he has an advantage lol
I literally just realized yesterday that all the DLCs were ALREADY INCLUDED IN NINTENDO SWITCH VERSION AND I WAS FREAKING SAD THIS WHOLE TIME ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO PLAY THE FULL SKYRIM EXPERIENCE.
LET'S GOOOO BABY!!!
THIS IS THE VIDEO IVE BEEN WAITING FOR!
This helped my sadness go away a little
You know you did something good when the world eater shows up to watch ur vid
Just got back into skyrim playing a very reckless werewolf, good to see Graenolf coming out with more content!
That last skit was pretty good lol
Man, I wanna watch this all the way through because I love these ones, but im worried there won't be another
The return, the nostalgia, great job my guy.
I never thought this day would come
His channel has come full circle and now he's back to Skyrim again.
Graenolf saying "OYFUM" is honestly one of the most nostalgic things ever
Never been more happy than to see another Skyrim video
About time graenolf makes an appearance
I had to check the date 3 times to convince myself this is a new video
Literally just finished watching the other five in order and now this arrives in my suggestion feed. Coincidence? I think not! Good video by the way.
The Dragonborn finally back when the world needs him most...