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"I take the Disengage action so none of them can opportunity attack me" This is why the GM can always test their encounters against a trusted player beforehand. So that on the day of the session you can say "The assassins all have the Sentinel feat"
Have a hexblade warlock that is tied to mace, have flail mastery and sentinel feat, if they run, they get knocked prone and it uses all there moment and there action as well because fuck you, then booming blade them to death with the mace, they can't get up or take 2d8 thunder damage, and this was how we cheesed the BBEG
Double the speed, double the actions. Two Fireballs for the price of one! (Disclaimer: Does not increase your number of spell slots. G-Fuel sold separately.)
@@goldengaruda8935 why I like the mystic theruge prestige class from pathfinder 1e. The capstone is casting a spell from your arcane class and your divine class with a single action. Combine with a divinity that gives fire or light domain and you get double fireball.
@@TH3MIN3R3000 is especially epic in 3.5 with the permanence spell. Makes a magic effect on the target person or object permanent. Can get hilarious when combined with enlarge person/object and other effects.
@@tmdiz4579 Compared to the 3.5 version, Agreed, My brothers Cleric used it all the time for the bonuses to damage. And then 5th editions main use is apparently shrinking doors.
"Yes, with the power of haste, and of Sonic, his hammer turns into rings which you then take" is so perfect that you can use it to answer any questions your players ask.
G-Fuel: Would you sponsor us, Jacob? Wizard: Who is this "Jacob"? THERE IS ONLY WIZARD. G-Fuel: This is getting out of hand. _Now there are two of them!_ Grim Hollow: We should not have made this bargain.
Not really, haste allows you to take the 2nd action immediately. So you just fireball after haste and you still have the extra ac, advantage to saving throws and movement.
Interesting. Seems kind of needless though since haste at most doubles time for you. Realistically, you should age double as fast while under the haste spell but you rarely have haste up for more than maybe 30-42 seconds at a time. Lets imagine you cast it an average of 5 times per day for its full duration (that's a LOT by the way). That's a little more than 6 days off your life span. Keep it up for 10 years and it's two months. I might honestly add that to my games since it will rarely matter, but the mere knowledge that it IS making you older is fun nonetheless.
Not pictured: the DM stocking up the crash turns for when Haste runs out so that after Wizard finally can't cast Haste anymore, he effectively goes comatose
As a sorcerer I discovered that I could twin spell Haste, I had levels in fighter, and cast it on myself and our fighter, so we were basically two blurs cutting apart a crowd of enemies while the cleric was concentrating on healing the very wounded monk, and the monk was focusing on not dying.
Hmm... Let's see... Ah, yes, level 30 wizard with 20's in Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Wisdom, and Charisma, and a 30 in Intelligence. This isn't OP at all. Nope nope nope. Definitely not. Nope, not at all.
TH3 MIN3R 3000 also haste can theoretically be used to lock down enemies by casting it on them and then ending concentration as a free action, if u want more knowledge of haste
Haste is probably one of my favorite spells, I used it a ton on my sorcerer. Twinned Haste on the monk and two-hander paladin was amazing early on in the campaign. Also, a monk with haste and greater invisibility cast on him was some of the funniest D&D moments I've had lol
"Every street corner you turn to, there is an assassin." *Hides in a bathhouse* "As you do, rising out of the waters is an assassin, and he begins to tell you... of the troubles in felrune."
Haste in 3rd edition (not 3.5). Coupled with the really broken Timestop at 9th level. Basically broke the game. Because haste allowed you to caste extra spells from the extra action. And timestop gave you 2-5 rounds to do what you wanted. With the right combo, you can suddenly loop together several spells in one round. With some real cheep cheese, you can unload all of your spells in one round. So whenever I see haste, I see the face of my DM when I unloaded all of the fireballs to destroy an army in six seconds.
"It's Banos With His Infinity Banhammer" I'm going to find a way to use that on every server that I ever run no matter what the game is if someone is being a problem.
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You know what they say, "Don't haste the player. Haste the game"
"I cast HEX!"
@@blacksheep69420 you can't you used your bonus action to type this
No need to cast true strike to like that pun.
Big words coming from a guy who gives true strike to every caster (this hate comment is for XP3's algorithm and yours.)
Tulok the Barbrarian Truth
This is why haste only lasts for 1 minute
Laughs in divine meta magic persist haste
*Pulls out final fantasy Hermes sandals* ok....
Also "When the spell ends, the target can’t move or take actions until after its next turn, as a wave of lethargy sweeps over it."
@@palmerryan9886 why I love 3.5e with the spell persistence. It can make a magic effect on a person or object permanent.
1 minute (or round depending on version) per level in 3.5 pathfinder :3
"I take the Disengage action so none of them can opportunity attack me"
This is why the GM can always test their encounters against a trusted player beforehand. So that on the day of the session you can say
"The assassins all have the Sentinel feat"
Have a hexblade warlock that is tied to mace, have flail mastery and sentinel feat, if they run, they get knocked prone and it uses all there moment and there action as well because fuck you, then booming blade them to death with the mace, they can't get up or take 2d8 thunder damage, and this was how we cheesed the BBEG
*say it anyway*
We are using 「3.5 RULES」 DISENGAGE CAN ONLY NEGATE 5FT OF AOO!
NO
@@holykonchu7250 always take inspiration from the players to make strong enemies
Double the speed, double the actions. Two Fireballs for the price of one! (Disclaimer: Does not increase your number of spell slots. G-Fuel sold separately.)
No spells with your second action you cheating wizard.
I read that at double speed, for reasons.
I was looking for you in the comments
@@goldengaruda8935 why I like the mystic theruge prestige class from pathfinder 1e.
The capstone is casting a spell from your arcane class and your divine class with a single action.
Combine with a divinity that gives fire or light domain and you get double fireball.
@@goldengaruda8935 technically if you cast from a scroll, you're Using an Object if i remember right. Two fireballs for the price of one.
"Banos, with his mighty Infinity Hammer."
"Infinity Hammer?"
"Yeah, it's a Ban Hammer."
“🅱️ou 🅱️hould 🅱️ave 🅱️one 🅱️or 🅱️he 🅱️ead.”
“🅱️o!”
@@guyvingelli9046 "god had a fucking stroke and died trying to read this".
PbyFortress “quote by Morgan Freeman”
@@guyvingelli9046 I was expecting 🅱️hanos, 🅱️ut that was way 🅱️etter (or worst idk)
I need to put that into my game!
If it took him minutes to find the person, haste would end and he'd be stunned for a round.
@Avardent cc yes, and it took him minutes to find the merchant so Haste would've ran out
He kept casting it with his infinite spell slots
6 seconds of downtime for 1 minute of haste, and unlimited spell slots. I'd say he wins it out in the end comparatively to moving normally.
That’s when he used all his spell slots obviously
@@XPtoLevel3 in that case, how did he get out into the jungle and through the traps??!?!1 I demand accountability!
Level 30 Wizard, no wonder he is so overpowered. He BROKE THE VERY RESTRAINTS OF 5TH EDITION.
I think you mean level 69 wizard he is a fireball at this point
Well there are "epic levels" in d&d which is going past lv20.
Tj Rivera
„let me guess, you cast fireball?“
„No. I AM Fireball“
You don't become a true wizard till level 50, when you finally master prestidigitation.
@@xaviersimas6059 not in fifth edition there isn't
"You have freed me from this hell." is probably the best quote so far.
What all DMs that keep being made DM by their group understand XD
When you’re one of two party wizards that just cast haste+enlarge on the paladin to unleash Smitezilla each fight :)
Lol, that sounds epic
@@TH3MIN3R3000 is especially epic in 3.5 with the permanence spell. Makes a magic effect on the target person or object permanent.
Can get hilarious when combined with enlarge person/object and other effects.
Don't forget bull's strength, mage armor, bear's endurance or eagle's splendor. Smitezilla indeed.
Enlarge is so bad.
@@tmdiz4579 Compared to the 3.5 version, Agreed, My brothers Cleric used it all the time for the bonuses to damage. And then 5th editions main use is apparently shrinking doors.
"Yes, with the power of haste, and of Sonic, his hammer turns into rings which you then take" is so perfect that you can use it to answer any questions your players ask.
It’s over Banos, I have haste
You underestimate my SPEED
@@cephalonia5001 No Banos, don’t try it!
@@giantdad9481 AHHHHHH!
Like Giantdads weren't strong enough
@@kingcolyx3671 As a true giantdad I would never use spells, or dex
Gfuel: Hey, would you do a sponsored video for us?
Jacob: *pulls out wizard beard* Say no more.
Jacob: "I put on my robe and wizard hat."
GFuel: "wait NO-"
G-Fuel: Would you sponsor us, Jacob?
Wizard: Who is this "Jacob"? THERE IS ONLY WIZARD.
G-Fuel: This is getting out of hand. _Now there are two of them!_
Grim Hollow: We should not have made this bargain.
@@commandercaptain4664 BigDickWizard6969: I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it any further.
Y'know what's faster than a character with Haste?
A Fireball.
What do you call a speedster with diarrhea?
Hasty pudding.
Except for a dashing Tabaxi shadow monk with 400ft movement speed.
Not really, haste allows you to take the 2nd action immediately. So you just fireball after haste and you still have the extra ac, advantage to saving throws and movement.
Ah yes a true wizard
Yanno, once upon a time, haste used to age the character it was used on with every use.
In 3.5 you could cast it on your whole party and it was basically one of the best buffs in the game
@@CasaiAgicap in 5e, it still is
@@debreczeniarpad9956 just take slow. Way more useful
Interesting. Seems kind of needless though since haste at most doubles time for you. Realistically, you should age double as fast while under the haste spell but you rarely have haste up for more than maybe 30-42 seconds at a time. Lets imagine you cast it an average of 5 times per day for its full duration (that's a LOT by the way). That's a little more than 6 days off your life span. Keep it up for 10 years and it's two months.
I might honestly add that to my games since it will rarely matter, but the mere knowledge that it IS making you older is fun nonetheless.
Lol
you fools, i am too fast, you cannot stop me, never a chance, you lose
ggs first comment
I lost it at Banos and his Infinity Hammer xD
Me too.
I cast haste i am here early now
But now you can’t take the disengage action this turn so you have to stay and watch the video if you don’t want attacks of opportunity.
Like the great Gwan'delf said "A wizerd is never late, he haste prislysly when he imtend to" (Gwan'delf is a goblin)
The video is 2 hours old but your comment is 3 hours old O_O
@@josephthomas8714 because I cast haste every second of my life
At least the Wizard didn't cast FireBall
I'm going to wait for the episode where a cleric casts "Antimagic Field" out of spite.
The DM was really enthusiastic when bigdickwizard drank the performance energy limited edition sonic the Hedgehog peach ring g-fuel
I thought he said it was petri-flavoured-
“You have freed me from this world” that was funny
Especially because he didn't say that... He said, " You have freed me from this hell". If you're going to quote someone, do it right.
The monotone delivery was masterful
The thumbnail alone got me laughing.
He’s a level 30 wizard. Okay.
the only problem being faster than light is that you live in darkness
Good one
-Stephen Hawking
-- Dark Flash
Putin cone says anyone's dreams can come true
*laughs in darkvision*
Haste suffers the same problem as a fireball, it's overshadows every other spell
Imagine a mobility feat rogue receiveing haste
@@MarcosAlexandre-no3qx *Wizard:* I cast Haste on the Tabaxi Rogue who took the Mobility feat and has Boots of Speed!
*DM:*
John Naylor tabaxi is now in a different campaign entirely. they clipped through the wall and into your friends other campaign
@@avianascent Tabaxi fucked up the space-time continuum and is now his own grandfather.
@@Shouziroku Dungeons & Dragons: DARK Supplement
you could say, he escaped from that city!
He couldn't stick around, had to keep moving on.
he must keep on moving ahead
he has no time for guessing, he'll follow his plan instead
I've seen only 3 of your videos thus far, but I know I'm going to love each and every one of them.
You know what i'm about to do...
I'm not gonna take a +2 dext
Have you seen dnd but everyone is 12?
@@funnyvideoguy3216 I think so, can't remember now though
“Yes, with the power of haste and sonic, Banos’s hammer turns into rings which you then take”
Why is this so funny to me?😆
"You find him in minutes."
Haste lasts one minute. Spell's done.
"You're really determined to cast haste in this session aren't you?"
"-Yp"
Calling it right now: When Wizard goes for power, he gets stunned and that's where the video ends
Tabaxi going at twice the light speed: my powers are beyond your imagination
Did the math, a tabaxi with haste can move 360ft in one turn. That's over 40 miles per hour (65kmph for y'all metric users). Fast as fuccc boiiiiiii
Haste... posted fifty four seconds ago.
That’s fast.
Animated Spellbook: “You can’t defeat me!”
“I know, but he can.”
*XP to Level 3*
Not pictured: the DM stocking up the crash turns for when Haste runs out so that after Wizard finally can't cast Haste anymore, he effectively goes comatose
"You have freed me from this hell" has become my favorite ending line to any video
As a sorcerer I discovered that I could twin spell Haste, I had levels in fighter, and cast it on myself and our fighter, so we were basically two blurs cutting apart a crowd of enemies while the cleric was concentrating on healing the very wounded monk, and the monk was focusing on not dying.
Last time i was this early was.....never.
Thank you Haste!
*Haste is a subsidiary of wizco industries*
2:48
*This Character Sheet looks very balanced*
Hmm... Let's see... Ah, yes, level 30 wizard with 20's in Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Wisdom, and Charisma, and a 30 in Intelligence. This isn't OP at all. Nope nope nope. Definitely not. Nope, not at all.
As all things should be.
Gotta love that 30th level...
Yo, I didn't even notice at first
bro your username is breaking my computer
"Name: Wizard"
"Level 30 Wizard"
That explains all those spell slots...
Dang, I must have cast haste to get here so fast....
This video can only be watched in 2x speed to truly understand its glory
I have been enlightened to the speed of light. Thank you kind sir for your knowledge of haste.
Wentbackandwatchedthisat2xspeeditwasgloriousandquicklikechipmunksoncrank!
TH3 MIN3R 3000 also haste can theoretically be used to lock down enemies by casting it on them and then ending concentration as a free action, if u want more knowledge of haste
Ban-os? I love it.
Also the Chult setting hits hard. I'm almost done with ToA and I'm excited for a change of scenery lol
Haste is probably one of my favorite spells, I used it a ton on my sorcerer. Twinned Haste on the monk and two-hander paladin was amazing early on in the campaign. Also, a monk with haste and greater invisibility cast on him was some of the funniest D&D moments I've had lol
The power of g fuel
"Every street corner you turn to, there is an assassin."
*Hides in a bathhouse*
"As you do, rising out of the waters is an assassin, and he begins to tell you... of the troubles in felrune."
This is why you give your Banos counterspell and dispel magic.
Too bad it was Banos and not Thanos.
Runesmith: "A tabaxi monk...."
4:23 he looks so done with it
you turn his hammer into rings and then take them
also wouldnt he need 6s of stopping after every minute of haste?
Tip: Wearing red wizard robes with flame decals and racing stripes makes you go faster
Oh.
Wrong kind of Ork buddy.
3:38 You can see the exact moment he dies inside
And the wizard returns
Fam this went up literally the second I got done with class
That’s fast
Same here bro
That is totes biznasty my radical dudebro.
Same
Same
I love these videos sooooo much, it is indescribable.
Haste in 3rd edition (not 3.5). Coupled with the really broken Timestop at 9th level. Basically broke the game. Because haste allowed you to caste extra spells from the extra action. And timestop gave you 2-5 rounds to do what you wanted. With the right combo, you can suddenly loop together several spells in one round. With some real cheep cheese, you can unload all of your spells in one round. So whenever I see haste, I see the face of my DM when I unloaded all of the fireballs to destroy an army in six seconds.
Aren’t you only allowed to cast one leveled spell per turn?
"It's Banos With His Infinity Banhammer"
I'm going to find a way to use that on every server that I ever run no matter what the game is if someone is being a problem.
Wow this wizard is so fast how did he do that
"The problem with being faster than light is that you always have to live in the shadows."
Wow, they sound so excited to do this ad!
The wizard’s alignment is chaotic G-Fuel
I have haste of clicking
So I think it's time to ask the question... does the wizard have spells in real life? Or is them playing D&D actually part of a D&D Champaign!?
Both
I love how hard Colton is trying not to laugh as he says "banhammer"
next game:
wizard: *does all the same things*
dm: the ban hammer has an antimagic field
wizard:
lmao can’t even say Banos with a straight face
I can’t wait for level 9. I get haste. Vengeance Paladin for the win.
An angry crusader that can move twice the speed of light? Did you just brutalize everything your DM threw at you?
"I ritual cast haste at level 9"
That's not how it works
*Becomes pure speed*
At least he managed to not pour it in his eyes this time.
I feel attacked everytime i see the wizard despite me never playing dnd and me wanting to be a palidin
Haste
"I grab the merchant"
DM: you move so fast you rip off the merchant's arm and the merchant dies of bloodloss
DM: "You look and see that the entire land has been changed into traps and unavoidable pits. What do you do?"
Me: I find a new DM.
Watch this video at 2x speed for the full immersive experience
ohmygodthechipminksareusingamphetamines!
I wanna see the wizard, not be a wizard for one session. I don’t know what class but maybe sorcerer or warlock.
I'd love to see him roleplaying a bard sarcastically, making fun of every Bard trope he can think of. And of course pointing out the lack of fireball.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Wizard and Creedence Clearwater Revival: *BETTER RUN THROUGH THE JUNGLE*
His eyes are just void of life from a constant bombardment of fireballs, dispels and now haste.
That’s some speedy editing.
Man. Yall are all too fast to be first for me.
My DM gave me a crown that can concentrate on 2 spells at once. He's made a grave mistake.
Leave it to the wizard to use the spell hast in the most unconventional way
i cast haste then comment on the video.
I used haste to comment first
Wizard: ‘Uses disengage after he runs’
Dm: you FOOL!
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I guess you could say I used haste to get here this early.
The wizard dies from cumulative exhaustion.
"I still have haste right?" no you don't because it lasts a minute and you found the merchant within minutes.
The wizard shapeshifts into a tabaxi for a feature that doubles speed, and takes 2 levels in rogue for cunning action.
Speed.
4:00 *rolls dice* "Fffffffseventeen"
Most real part of the whole video
I enjoyed the nuance of the DM getting slower as the Wizard got hastier ;)
Lol the close ups on the face.... kill me. Actually hilarious comedy skit. Well done guys.
Basically my mental picture of this wizard character doing all this stuff on haste is how he looks when you turn the video speed up to 2x.
"You find him in minutes"
And the haste is not over yet?? LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE!!!!
Party wiz: Wølf you are invincible right
Wølf: yeah
Wiz: *cast haste* SICK EM
"ok, after one minute of concentration, you feel lethargic for 6 seconds. Try again Speedy Speed Boy"
DM: "Roll for initiative"
*Proceeds to flick the dice and not even look at it*
Wizard: "18"
Realistically the wizard would've just keeled over and died from the exhaustion building from casting haste repeatedly
This is why Haste only lasts for one minute and causes lethargy until after the user's next turn.
I casted haste and stubbed my toe. Now I'm here a day late because I lost concentration
The wizard is secretly just a warlock who's patron is the owner of G-fuel
I'm disappointed every time the wizard doesnt interrupt the DM 3 words into his sentence to cast fireball.