"Why do a quest and advance your character and maybe get experience, when instead you could just be mind-numbingly drunk?" is a question I've asked myself almost every day this year.
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There are several immortal characters who are not meant to be killed until a specific time,but you can kill them anyway if taken out at the right time and because they are immortal their body does not decay. So you can clone cultists bodies and lay them out before the kill mission takes place, then in the cut scene you can make it seem like their whole life is a video games and they are just the next clone in a long line of clones to take their place.
@@bkholla4127 most of the cultists can be tackled and pushed off a high point and killed. Some will show up in the area featured before the mission takes place and you can kill them, the game will warn you not to kill civilians but you can still kill the cultists and later when you have the mission the cut scene will have a dead person saying the lines. Or a headless person. You can kill a guy who isn't meant to be killed leave their body go away come back and the dead body is still there and the npc respawns. You can keep killing and stacking bodies of unkillable npcs cultists and then when you play the mission and you kill them for the mission you can have a nice little pile of cultists clones next to them in the cut scene
I was running around and accidentally killed a major character cultists and yet he still popped up in the story and so I just experiment with what could be done with this exploit
*i did this on my last playthrough and i have filled lunden with Cultist Bodies! NO JOKE! THE ENTIRE CITY IS FILLED TO THE FUCKING BRIM WITH THE SAME FUCKING CULTIST!*
@@blackmoon7668 Don't try to Solo this, my friend tried this but his simulation glitched out and now he has to spend 40 years in prison for some reason. I hope the developers manage to fix this 40 years glitch, it literally makes the game unplayable
More like the dane won so much he somehow gained a collective 20 thousand silver. I've never seen a wealthy dane of that magnitude and will never see one again.
Turns out, when superheroes does that "three point" landing that they do after falling from height, they're actually attacking the ground to avoid fall damage. You learn something every day.
Spiff: "I'll be showing you how to generate infinite money by simply becoming an alcoholic." The entirety of Eastern Europe stops and stares at Spiff: "Go on."
If you use the harpoon pull and pull them towards you then have a dagger in the right hand and hold the LB (parry) to do the stab attack you can do an infinite loop. The harpoon pull restores the stamina used for the dagger attack and the dagger attack restores the adrenaline used for the harpoon pull. I am playing on the hardest difficulty and got stuck on a zealot above my power and found this out so it should work on all difficulty.
This is good for the early game, but I just went full offense with dual wielding bearded axes. You can actually break the game this way too, because you can hold the alternate attack button to do a flurry of attacks at the cost of stamina, and it completely locks enemies in place. Once you expend your stamina you can use an ability (I preferred the jumping ground slam one) and it will completely restore your stamina for some reason. When fighting the wardens, bosses, and legendary animals, I didn't need to implore any strategy that required thinking, because this method literally melts their health bar, and fights that are supposed to be big, epic, and nerve wracking, lasted about 10 seconds. The good things about this method is that you're taking the red tree, so you will naturally have more survivability as well, so even when facing an enemy 100 levels higher than you there's a chance you wont get 1 shot. I finished the Asgard quest line about 100 levels sooner than I was supposed to and had no issues other than a couple unlucky deaths. Nothing gave me any trouble, and they also give you the best bearded axe in the game literally as your first weapon, and you get the second best one fairly early as well, so you can cheese the entire game like this.
I did the same, but with Dual Long Swords. It's broken. Also, having a long sword in your off-hand let's you perform run forward with the sword impaling anybody in the way. It effectively gives you the unlockable run skill for free.
The real answer there is that for melee dual-wield 2h axe/2h sword/combo of the two is hilariously good. Tons of stuns for 1-hit kill finishers, huge AoE.
nah, they just carried off sad families of just women and children because coincidentally the men all died in fires and left their valuables to the next nice person who came along.
You can literally kill any zealot at like level 24. Just kite them and have the perk where you can throw projectiles back. Takes a little while but pretty easy.
Exactly! I had huge success with this alongside using the eye of nornir perk to hit weak spots. Never really got the people who had a ton of difficulty with the zealots - they're definitely unbalanced, over-leveled, and not very fun to fight due to this, but aren't impossible to beat, especially if you take them out earlier rather than waiting until power level 340
5:28-Spiff, "I accidently found a way to duplicate them." He says this but we all know he was trying to break something in the menus and the outcome just wasnt what he expected to happen.
"You'll reach it at about the 5 hour mark." Bart is 10 hours in to playing Valhalla and we haven't even reached the Title Screen yet. This game is MASSIVE for people who have to explore everything.
I found an exploit with the wandering zealots where if you engage them early on you can lure them to a high location reload your save and they will be there wandering on their horse from there simply knock them off their horse and they fall to their death.
Yo im only mentioning this because you can even lead them up to ladders and perches that when you reload your save they will still be up there using their horse the fact that they somehow get the horse up a ladder is amazing
"There once was a man from Oxenefordscire Who all other men would admire He came into town on a horse Killing every guard without remorse His arrows where deadly and fast And now only had one last task To challange the drunk to drink mead made of honey To cash in that infinite money"
I think the 'exploits' make the game even more interesting. It allows you to decide if you want to go that route or having everyone have to follow the exact same path as everyone else. Choice matters.
Man goes to a village, murders every guard, civilians run in terror. The man then proceeds to challenge the town drunk to a drinking contest. Everyone gathers to cheer. *Logic*
We can't let historical authenticity get in the way of our 2020 Viking fan-fiction. I honestly don't get why you aren't allowed to kill civilians in this game when it's considered completely normal/mundane in games like GTA.
You totally forgot about the rune duplication. Anyway about the Archery... It was overpowered in Odyssey aswell. I think I've defeated every single bounty hunter in that game by sitting on the roof of a temple and shooting arrows down, with them being red skull level. It's nice to see nothing changed.
Can I just say. I am very glad I found your content. Easily my second favorite Brit who has made content on this platform. Now I’m sad because I’ll never see you make content with my favorite. Rip to the original Brit. And now I wish I had some of that alcohol you have drinking.
Me killing zealots in close combat with brush of death uninterruptible combos stuns Parry's and dodging away activating fokus of the nornir and shooting weak points. Also using close combat abilities like fire weapons etc. Etc.. Brit...
While I'm always glad to see The Spiffing Brit take on a game, especially one that I'm currently playing, I was a bit disappointment by how few mentions of Yorkshire Gold were included.
“For every like this gets, eivor will take another shot, if we hit 5000, he’ll probably be dead tommorow” Man, it’s at 30000, we won’t be seeing anymore ac Valhalla from this man
Just imagine how from a thic fog a drakkar appears, local villagers preparing their barrels of alcohol viking outdrink them for everything they have including their underwear and leave meanwhile town mayor goes to landlord screaming they were pillaged? don´t know if this word exist not native english speaker by Vikings
@@tomasdavid7829 yes "pillage" is a word and you conjugated it correctly for past-tense, and used it in the correct context. Other synonyms (some w different specific contexts) include: to raid, to plunder, to vandalize, to loot, to sack, and there are more. Your English is definitely good enough to get your point across without trouble, at least for me.
Remember that ubisoft, the ones profiting from the sale of this game, covers up for rapists and removes or worsens content for no reason other than to make you pay to have a decently playable game. Don't buy jack shit from ubisoft.
@@TOSkwar22 Evidence? I heard many accusations too, but I never saw any evidence except people saying:"Ubisoft did this, Ubisoft did that". Might be that I'm wrong there but even so, you have to differentiate between the art(the games) and the artist(Ubisoft/Publisher) because if not you could not enjoy many things like music from Michael Jackson or Harry Potter from JK Rowling. Nearly Noone is politically correct and everyone makes mistakes but Ubisoft will get punished if they did what you said(by lawsuits and stuff) so we can still enjoy the video games they make. I mean only an accusation is very bad for a company, so if something real happens,...Also I think they will better after that TLDR: The artist is not the game, they are punished enough and maybe these are just accusations
Love the game and the history that's in it. I have been playing for like 200 hours power level 290 and only halfway through the game. 😀 I'm a viking nerd living in denmark land of the Vikings
@@thespiffingbrit you burning through your cpu and hence burning real money to earn 200 currency in a simulation in a video game .... Ahh thats gonna be trending
I tried the dual weild with odins spear and the one you get off the drengar in Iceland with all stun runes equipped and even on hardest difficulty it was also game breaking.
Also dual 2-handed weapons are insane. Spear in the right hand, and axe in the left hand. Hold the L1 button (the parry button) and do the spin until you are out of stamina. When fighting a tough solo enemy, use the harpoon ability to pull him closer and stagger. Do the spin attack until you are out of stamina. Spin attack will most likely refill the adrenaline bar, so you can do the harpoon again. And when you are using harpoon while being out of stamina it just instantly refills.
Not sure if there is a video on this but I was able to beat the zealots by luring them to your boat, jump on and shoot arrows at them. For some reason your arrows never run out and your crew fire arrows too
This is my frustration about the BS "ableist" description that they patched out of the game, making you unable to do side missions before returning to the village in Norway
@@thegamelabgaming7556 play more. There's at least 4 distinct instances where people had to find work arounds in order to continue the game. There's also dozens and dozens of spots in game where your character can stuck and no way out without reloading an old save. Finally if you have diuel wield daggers and the right setup you can do what he did here with the machine gun bow except with daggers on ANY NPC including bosses. Just machine gun them down with bow or dagger on top difficulty. Game was obviously never tested.
@@dall1786 Exactly. I'm stuck on the Sons of Ragnar quest. Can't get past it and progress the story at all because I can't talk to the guy. Nothing works, 30 hours fuckin wasted. Either restart an old save and lose 20 hours of play, or wait for a patch 😒
This was fucking hilarious! Good show, and bravo for giving me an entirely new point of view of this game. Keep on doing what your doing, mate! This is the kind of brilliant content I just can't get enuff of
I found that if you get the catch projetile midair skill, and get on top of any structure, the Zealots will just continuously chuck javelins at you that you can just throw back for massive damage.
wild that killing civilians is just not a thing for Vikings, as we know historically they had a secret racial ability called "eye of odin" which allowed them to definitively tell who was good or bad, therefore only pillaging and slaughtering the evil people.... certainly not civilians >_> Such historical accuracy
While I’m a year late I literally had the same thought playing it for the first time last week. Took a little while to buy into the game and get past it being an AC title that didn’t feel like one, after some time it genuinely felt as good and very comparable to the Witcher 3. Was very pleasantly surprised with the game after beating it.
@@86Fallowcp Ubisoft is terrible about bugs. IIRC, q dude lost over a 100 hours on Odyssey, Valhalla breaks if you do side missions, and Legion let's you fall out of the world when you swim. Yet they're gladly show off gameplay and cinematics of DLC that's already done.
@@86Fallowcp Yeah 5 was really buggy, particularly soon after its launch but it still is. You could swim up waterfalls. Night never went away and a few game breaking stuff too. Most of its current bugs are just with AI and vehicle physics or in coop. Also flying physics are so bad I consider it bugged. You can literally do repeated loop the loops without losing velocity or altitude.
I watch these games on youtube and there does not seem to be any assassins as Player Charterers. Assassin to me means you sneak up on some poor bastard and then murder them. I mean things like garret, knife, poison, and so on. This game you stand around and shoot people or hit them with a weapon lots lots lots and lots of times. Assassin sneak stab dead. No Assassins in AC Valhalla.
The game has moved on. Like many others. Halo. Gears ect. You either like it or dont. I dont mind the newer AC games, only thing i detest is if you sneak up on a common enemy.. they should die, or be severely crippled. Even AC1 had boss fights. So thats no excuse for anything.
There’s an option in the menu to make all assassination attacks an instant kill in this one. It’s a nice change, you can choose if you want something closer to AC1 or 2 if you want.
1:50 is actually in Paris and, yes, Unity is still the buggy champion from the franchise, even in 2022! 😅 That "set in London" is actually the best AC game, pre-Origins, from the franchise. 😉 I've barely found 2-3 glitches, in the whole game, and I'm a completionist! 🙂
"Ignore the massive amount of runes becuase I accidentally found a way to duplicate them, ill explain later." This is the way.
Spiff for the next Doctor Who!
This is the way!
@ takes helmet off
@ the mandelorian surely that was the meme of this is the way.
@ the way of the Mandalore
“I accidentally found a way to duplicate these.” If that doesn’t describe Brit I don’t know what does.
"accidentally"
Did he explain?
@@Kadbros no. Probably another video coming
Hopefully, duping runes qould be awsome
your profile picture is the picture for my discord server >>
"Why do a quest and advance your character and maybe get experience, when instead you could just be mind-numbingly drunk?" is a question I've asked myself almost every day this year.
Was he talking about the game or real life?
Plot twist: the quests are mind numbing too but don't give you that buzz mead does
Just this year?
@@a.g.m8790 good point.
I am 100% in agreement
Say what you will about the exploits, but I thought this was a pretty impressive looking update for Bannerlord.
Why tf is this comment so damn underrated
Hey remember when you made dead rising videos? That was cool
It will come out of beta one day.....one day.
@@DsgSleazy idk u tell me why tf is this comment so damn underrated
Eh, there is room for debate
The last time I was at a drinking game, I woke up at Markarth
"Wake up! That's right, it's time to wake up, you drunken blasphemer!"
The Skyrim reference you are a legend
Saguine rose
Hey you! Your finally awake..
Ubisoft Game Releases
5 Minutes Later: Glitches eveywhere
10 Minutes Later: How to generate Infinite Money, Gain Invincibility and take over England in 5 easy steps.
There are so many bugs I almost thought it was a bethesda game!
And don’t forget infinite magic stone rune thingys.
Speedrunner: "Best 10 minutes of my life"
Fallout 76...
Strangely, it is always england. Even in the game set in ancient egypt.
Then: *Fall 200 feet into a haystack*
Now: *Fall 200 feet into a ground pound.*
Them Super Mario upgrades
You obviously didn't know doing a superhero landing negates the effects of gravity.
She's going to do a superhero landing, wait for it... Wooo! Superhero landing (You know that's really bad on your knees)
Sometimes you fix unrealism, other times you just lean into it
This is extremely funny in game
"we get 200 gold so our silver increases"
Spiff, I think the alcohol is getting to you.
Just like my Physics teacher, as she said:
"If the gold is light, then it's not gold."
4 hours of drinking challenges later:
Spiff: Alcolism...
He likes to get in character
Tea*
There are several immortal characters who are not meant to be killed until a specific time,but you can kill them anyway if taken out at the right time and because they are immortal their body does not decay. So you can clone cultists bodies and lay them out before the kill mission takes place, then in the cut scene you can make it seem like their whole life is a video games and they are just the next clone in a long line of clones to take their place.
What
@@bkholla4127 most of the cultists can be tackled and pushed off a high point and killed. Some will show up in the area featured before the mission takes place and you can kill them, the game will warn you not to kill civilians but you can still kill the cultists and later when you have the mission the cut scene will have a dead person saying the lines. Or a headless person. You can kill a guy who isn't meant to be killed leave their body go away come back and the dead body is still there and the npc respawns. You can keep killing and stacking bodies of unkillable npcs cultists and then when you play the mission and you kill them for the mission you can have a nice little pile of cultists clones next to them in the cut scene
Why do you know this 😂
I was running around and accidentally killed a major character cultists and yet he still popped up in the story and so I just experiment with what could be done with this exploit
*i did this on my last playthrough and i have filled lunden with Cultist Bodies! NO JOKE! THE ENTIRE CITY IS FILLED TO THE FUCKING BRIM WITH THE SAME FUCKING CULTIST!*
Brit: explains how to be an alcoholic and a multimillionaire at the same time
Eivor: *You spin my head right round right round*
This is obviously the intended and historically accurate playstyle. Going on raids is basically an attempt to get infinite money.
The original vikings found the infinite money glitch in the simulation and it just involved pillaging monastaries
Infinite money glitch still works today though. It's called robbing the bank. You can play solo or with a crew.
Infinite money glitch is called "warcrime on fish" with a spear in shallow waters.
@@blackmoon7668 Don't try to Solo this, my friend tried this but his simulation glitched out and now he has to spend 40 years in prison for some reason. I hope the developers manage to fix this 40 years glitch, it literally makes the game unplayable
@@blackmoon7668 being a bank don't even involve a glitch and give infinite money, even if you lose everything, country will give you some
This Norse came to our village, killed all the guards, challenged the town drunk to a drinking game, then left.
To 92 drinkin games
"...and crippled our entire economy in doing so." :D
What a one piece character eivor could be, damn
More like the dane won so much he somehow gained a collective 20 thousand silver. I've never seen a wealthy dane of that magnitude and will never see one again.
This comment made my week bro😂
Turns out, when superheroes does that "three point" landing that they do after falling from height, they're actually attacking the ground to avoid fall damage. You learn something every day.
Spiff: "I'll be showing you how to generate infinite money by simply becoming an alcoholic."
The entirety of Eastern Europe stops and stares at Spiff: "Go on."
I think that’ll be pretty much the entire world except for some Muslim countries lol
He should've added "and not by selling all empty bottles"
Russians:is it possible to learn this power
you know that alcohol consumption is not higher in eastern europe than anywhere else, right?
@dan4461 It's not how *much* you do it, it's _how_ you do it.
"We get our 200 gold, so our silver increases."
"He has a drinking problem"
*"It's only a problem when I run out!"*
"We don't like to talk about it."
Does that even do anything for you?
@@FEARSWTOR *"Not anymore."*
@@FEARSWTOR "Not anymore"
Haha! Super saiyan or not you're still just a...
@@alexandrehenrique7203 *head falls off* "Biiiitch"
It's not even been a week.
@@thespiffingbrit may we forgive the britain spiff.
@@thespiffingbrit also, just hear 1:09. Infinite money by becoming and alcoholic? If step one is drinking liqour, I am already 100% in xD
@@thespiffingbrit Slacker... ;)
@@thespiffingbrit Im pretty sure thats not what he meant, spiff
@@thespiffingbrit "side projects" has me intruiged
Ubisoft: let's make a game about viking raids
Also Ubisoft: let's not allow civilian casualties
Or the simple ability to craft arrows
@@thevlaka not making arrows makes more since than the civilians
arrows are not as simple to make as your would think
@@billcipher1756 you mean creating civilian is easy?! I mean it is but..
@@billcipher1756 I mean, theyre basically just sticks with sharp stone points and feathe....
OK, nevermind. theyre more complicated
@@bagasn.f4882 its easy just takes time
about 2 decades of time
If you use the harpoon pull and pull them towards you then have a dagger in the right hand and hold the LB (parry) to do the stab attack you can do an infinite loop. The harpoon pull restores the stamina used for the dagger attack and the dagger attack restores the adrenaline used for the harpoon pull. I am playing on the hardest difficulty and got stuck on a zealot above my power and found this out so it should work on all difficulty.
This is good for the early game, but I just went full offense with dual wielding bearded axes. You can actually break the game this way too, because you can hold the alternate attack button to do a flurry of attacks at the cost of stamina, and it completely locks enemies in place. Once you expend your stamina you can use an ability (I preferred the jumping ground slam one) and it will completely restore your stamina for some reason. When fighting the wardens, bosses, and legendary animals, I didn't need to implore any strategy that required thinking, because this method literally melts their health bar, and fights that are supposed to be big, epic, and nerve wracking, lasted about 10 seconds. The good things about this method is that you're taking the red tree, so you will naturally have more survivability as well, so even when facing an enemy 100 levels higher than you there's a chance you wont get 1 shot. I finished the Asgard quest line about 100 levels sooner than I was supposed to and had no issues other than a couple unlucky deaths. Nothing gave me any trouble, and they also give you the best bearded axe in the game literally as your first weapon, and you get the second best one fairly early as well, so you can cheese the entire game like this.
Used this exact combo
I did the same, but with Dual Long Swords. It's broken.
Also, having a long sword in your off-hand let's you perform run forward with the sword impaling anybody in the way. It effectively gives you the unlockable run skill for free.
Are you playing on the hard difficulty and scaling? Cause 10 seconds for a boss is like easy mode or normal
It's useful early game but dual wield spears is just best against all enemies.
nice trying this out
Me: "in Asgard fighting with dual axes and doing parries"
Spif: "laughs in medieval machine gun"
The real answer there is that for melee dual-wield 2h axe/2h sword/combo of the two is hilariously good. Tons of stuns for 1-hit kill finishers, huge AoE.
Medieval spelt m e d i e v a l
@@michaelpopup sorry English isn't my first language and my brain just thought mid + evil made sense to me 😅
@@R_G_K it's alright
@@R_G_K my native language IS English and I still screw that one up two thirds of the time
Let's have a proper brew.
- Yorkshire tea.
@@thespiffingbrit you're most welcome.
Hmm Tetleys, clearly the better brew.
@@Stormcrow_1 you are entitled to an opinion.... even if it's wrong.
Yorkshire tea is a proper brew.
Anything else is just a tribute.
@@Stormcrow_1 Red Rose tea is the best tea.
Yorkshire Tea Gold is best.
“Excluding that broken one set in London”: procedes to show Unity, which is set in Paris
The script is actually broken too
Unity might as well be in London with the accents the characters had
did you know rush hour 3 was set in paris?
Synchronization is in London I think
@@jameskupetz1928 syndicate
"Drinking against a Saxon who couldn't even drink water."
🤣🤣🤣
Destroyed
Another way to get arrows: equip two shields and let an archer shoot at your shield then pick up the arrows
I just shoot their arrow back at them with missile reverse throw 🥸
"Killing civilians will cause desynchronization" ah yes, because the vikings famously never killed civilians
They're actually just farmers looking for new land to settle!
nah, they just carried off sad families of just women and children because coincidentally the men all died in fires and left their valuables to the next nice person who came along.
Good guy viking
There probably weren’t that many civilians... Most men would die defending their villages and anyone else would likely be sold off
@@src248 They just wanted to culturally enrich the local English women!
“That broken one in England” shows image of one in France.
idk if syndicate actually has a mission or something in france. maybe only on b line
@@urugulu1656 no he showed an image of Unity and said London.
I bet the english still think france is britain.
@@zedantXiang nah, we hate the french
I mean the accents in that game were English
“What did you do today”
‘I spend 4 hours drinking Virtual Alcohol’
"So how many glitches are there?"
Ubisoft: Yes
"All of them."
"And how many are exploitable"
Ubisoft: Mon dieu, no exploits, Fix quick.
Is that a matrix meme?
I dived into puddle yesterday and never found my way back.
You can literally kill any zealot at like level 24. Just kite them and have the perk where you can throw projectiles back. Takes a little while but pretty easy.
Exactly! I had huge success with this alongside using the eye of nornir perk to hit weak spots. Never really got the people who had a ton of difficulty with the zealots - they're definitely unbalanced, over-leveled, and not very fun to fight due to this, but aren't impossible to beat, especially if you take them out earlier rather than waiting until power level 340
Just take them swimming around the boat 🏊♂️
Brush with death is also a extremely good help with all battles from normal pheasants to even Cordelia
Ubisoft: You can play as a Viking
Spiffing Brit: *Play as an English longbowman*
"Don't question the stupid amount of runes I have, I accidentally found a way to duplicate them"
Ah yes, ubisoft
Wish he explained how to do that
5:28-Spiff, "I accidently found a way to duplicate them."
He says this but we all know he was trying to break something in the menus and the outcome just wasnt what he expected to happen.
"You'll reach it at about the 5 hour mark." Bart is 10 hours in to playing Valhalla and we haven't even reached the Title Screen yet. This game is MASSIVE for people who have to explore everything.
I found an exploit with the wandering zealots where if you engage them early on you can lure them to a high location reload your save and they will be there wandering on their horse from there simply knock them off their horse and they fall to their death.
You can also drown Zealots, weirdly enough. Lure them into the deep water and they eventually die.
Yo im only mentioning this because you can even lead them up to ladders and perches that when you reload your save they will still be up there using their horse the fact that they somehow get the horse up a ladder is amazing
No one:
Spiff: I accidentally found a way to duplicate things
'accidentally'
But how is it done
Reminds me when I started playing oblivion thinking it wasn’t completely broken.
"Excluding that one set in London" *shows the one set in France*
i mean, Arno DID sound british
At this point I’m surprised he hasn’t found a glitch in real life. “Infinite money from the stock market is broken!”
Pretty sure he found a way to get 100% discount on Steam at some point
If he hacks the stock market glitch, I'll be impressed
The problem with that is jail so he definitely would do it if it wasn't illegal
He did on g2a i think
There ARE people who do that for a living already.
"There once was a man from Oxenefordscire
Who all other men would admire
He came into town on a horse
Killing every guard without remorse
His arrows where deadly and fast
And now only had one last task
To challange the drunk to drink mead made of honey
To cash in that infinite money"
You had me in the first 3 lines ngl
Don't give up your day job.
Gilligan's Island opening audio theme.
Decent flyt my guy lol
I think the 'exploits' make the game even more interesting. It allows you to decide if you want to go that route or having everyone have to follow the exact same path as everyone else. Choice matters.
Man goes to a village, murders every guard, civilians run in terror.
The man then proceeds to challenge the town drunk to a drinking contest. Everyone gathers to cheer.
*Logic*
Hey the town drunk is also the richest man in the village, and he has a bottomless cauldron of grog, so it's a lovely place to hang out.
Well Im not letting some mass murder get in the way of watching a drinking contest no will I?
If you can't beat em, join em.
Spiff: "I'm gonna show you how to get infinite money by becoming an alcoholic"
Ireland: "I'm listening"
Tbh tho... the poms are reknowned pissheads.
Some of the DLC will take place in ancient Ireland.
Don't come at us like that 😔🤟
Russians: same
lol
*Playing a viking*
*Tries to kill civilian*
*Not allowed*
Vikings back then: Wait that's illegal.
And yet you can kill the dogs..... Ubisoft are monsters lol
Well, I read somewhere that they don't kill them, just enslaved them
@@k.a.p.x3642 sometimes most of the time raping and slaughtering
Vikings didnt know or care probally the second one
We can't let historical authenticity get in the way of our 2020 Viking fan-fiction. I honestly don't get why you aren't allowed to kill civilians in this game when it's considered completely normal/mundane in games like GTA.
You totally forgot about the rune duplication. Anyway about the Archery... It was overpowered in Odyssey aswell. I think I've defeated every single bounty hunter in that game by sitting on the roof of a temple and shooting arrows down, with them being red skull level. It's nice to see nothing changed.
Can I just say. I am very glad I found your content. Easily my second favorite Brit who has made content on this platform. Now I’m sad because I’ll never see you make content with my favorite. Rip to the original Brit. And now I wish I had some of that alcohol you have drinking.
Me: literally spends like 10 min melee fighting the zealots
Spiff: infinite money bow one shot
Me: cries
I get board with these games. But I'm play more lol
I killed a zealot level 230 I think at level 87, at normal difficulty
i cant believe I didnt think of heavy hitting while landing to avoid fall dmg
@@rayortiz6189 it dosen't work, I nearly died lol, they patched it ;(
Me killing zealots in close combat with brush of death uninterruptible combos stuns Parry's and dodging away activating fokus of the nornir and shooting weak points. Also using close combat abilities like fire weapons etc. Etc.. Brit...
Any Game: Exists
Spiff: Hippity Hoppity your money is now my property
🤣
Bwahaha
“Testicleez” -The Spiffing Brit
i remember on odyssey you could kick everyone off massive cliffs and just be like OK IT just works.
that was an easy exploit but remember towards the middle of the game, the high level enemies couldn't be knocked back
@@billrobert3226 they nerfed that ability
I went to throw the crazy guy off the mountain after he blood eagle'd the dude and he legit said eivor get down here that's not gonna work 🤣🤣
While I'm always glad to see The Spiffing Brit take on a game, especially one that I'm currently playing, I was a bit disappointment by how few mentions of Yorkshire Gold were included.
“For every like this gets, eivor will take another shot, if we hit 5000, he’ll probably be dead tommorow”
Man, it’s at 30000, we won’t be seeing anymore ac Valhalla from this man
The game will continue in Valhalla.
It would have to be with the female Eivor, his fraternal twin...
The one that didn't become a total boozehound.
ah yes that little known historical fact that Vikings never actually killed civilians... "pillaging" that's just a medieval term for a pub crawl !
Just imagine how from a thic fog a drakkar appears, local villagers preparing their barrels of alcohol viking outdrink them for everything they have including their underwear and leave meanwhile town mayor goes to landlord screaming they were pillaged? don´t know if this word exist not native english speaker by Vikings
@@tomasdavid7829 yes "pillage" is a word and you conjugated it correctly for past-tense, and used it in the correct context. Other synonyms (some w different specific contexts) include: to raid, to plunder, to vandalize, to loot, to sack, and there are more.
Your English is definitely good enough to get your point across without trouble, at least for me.
_"Maybe all Alcoholics, have infinite money."_
Yeah... For the Brits, it's called Universal Credit...
Dude, you're hilarious! I know all this stuff but you made it entertaining enough to go through the redundancy LOL
i found your channel when you broke spore. and have been hooked. any dislikes dont realise your are a man made to break a game.
"Enemies don't know how ladders work"
Did Todd Howard design this game?
IT JUST
WORKS
He needs Freud! "Sometimes a drinking horn is just a drinking horn" - Freud (probably, almost maybe)!
I haven't played the game yet, but now I need to play this game.
@@thespiffingbrit Thanks for the recommendation and vids! Maybe black friday or Christmas.
Remember that ubisoft, the ones profiting from the sale of this game, covers up for rapists and removes or worsens content for no reason other than to make you pay to have a decently playable game.
Don't buy jack shit from ubisoft.
@@TOSkwar22 Evidence? I heard many accusations too, but I never saw any evidence except people saying:"Ubisoft did this, Ubisoft did that". Might be that I'm wrong there but even so, you have to differentiate between the art(the games) and the artist(Ubisoft/Publisher) because if not you could not enjoy many things like music from Michael Jackson or Harry Potter from JK Rowling. Nearly Noone is politically correct and everyone makes mistakes but Ubisoft will get punished if they did what you said(by lawsuits and stuff) so we can still enjoy the video games they make. I mean only an accusation is very bad for a company, so if something real happens,...Also I think they will better after that
TLDR: The artist is not the game, they are punished enough and maybe these are just accusations
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just started this game actually, this is so funny, cheers lad!
Love the game and the history that's in it. I have been playing for like 200 hours power level 290 and only halfway through the game. 😀 I'm a viking nerd living in denmark land of the Vikings
6:30 omg this is like Sims 2 levels of animations.
Assassins Creed has gone straight downhill lol
After heroic amounts of drinking, Spiff's character blacks out
As he comes to, text rolls across the screen
THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM
No we already know what reanu keeves does to the fabric of reality
Hey you. You're finally awake.
"I accidentally found a way to dublicate them". Ye right. We know you Spiff...
@@thespiffingbrit are you sure about that
@@thespiffingbrit you burning through your cpu and hence burning real money to earn 200 currency in a simulation in a video game .... Ahh thats gonna be trending
I tried the dual weild with odins spear and the one you get off the drengar in Iceland with all stun runes equipped and even on hardest difficulty it was also game breaking.
I do pretty much the same just with critical chance/ damage runes and everything dies so fast
Also dual 2-handed weapons are insane. Spear in the right hand, and axe in the left hand. Hold the L1 button (the parry button) and do the spin until you are out of stamina. When fighting a tough solo enemy, use the harpoon ability to pull him closer and stagger. Do the spin attack until you are out of stamina. Spin attack will most likely refill the adrenaline bar, so you can do the harpoon again. And when you are using harpoon while being out of stamina it just instantly refills.
I do not care what game you cover in the episode. I watch it just for your soothing voice.
The Norse Lady looks a touch like Krato's son, maybe it is him/her, Loki always was a trickster.
Thor has nothing on yellow-ish alcohol Spiffing Brit. Remember lads, one arrow can kill Odin himself if you play your cards right.
Not sure if there is a video on this but I was able to beat the zealots by luring them to your boat, jump on and shoot arrows at them. For some reason your arrows never run out and your crew fire arrows too
53 hours in and level 164 and still see no end in sight, this is the longest game I’ve ever played. And I love it so much.
143 hours in, and level 412, still no end ;(
does anyone else want a video where spiff shows us his folder of stock photos?
That’s literally just any Spiff vid.
"How to break Assassin's Creed Valhalla ?"
Just play it.
What, did you want to explore the open world and explore before proceeding with the main story? In an "RPG"? What are you, a dummy?
This is my frustration about the BS "ableist" description that they patched out of the game, making you unable to do side missions before returning to the village in Norway
It honestly isn’t that bad, in my 20 hour play through so far I’ve experienced like 3 minor bugs
@@thegamelabgaming7556 play more. There's at least 4 distinct instances where people had to find work arounds in order to continue the game. There's also dozens and dozens of spots in game where your character can stuck and no way out without reloading an old save. Finally if you have diuel wield daggers and the right setup you can do what he did here with the machine gun bow except with daggers on ANY NPC including bosses. Just machine gun them down with bow or dagger on top difficulty. Game was obviously never tested.
@@dall1786 Exactly. I'm stuck on the Sons of Ragnar quest. Can't get past it and progress the story at all because I can't talk to the guy. Nothing works, 30 hours fuckin wasted. Either restart an old save and lose 20 hours of play, or wait for a patch 😒
holy hell, i did not expect you to go this rapid fire on us.
a surprise to be sure
But a welcome one😏
@@alexpikulski4867 indeed
Using the bow and the grapple ability to take down zealots was so easy. Unlocked Excalibur at level 83… took on a 280 zealot no problem
This was fucking hilarious! Good show, and bravo for giving me an entirely new point of view of this game. Keep on doing what your doing, mate! This is the kind of brilliant content I just can't get enuff of
Testicalies and witcher 4 jokes were some bangers!! Lmao good God video immediately started off amazing lol
"alcoholic cup of tea"
You mean . . . irish?
I'm Irish and I approve this comment
I've never put alcohol in t... No wait nevermind.
No, Scottish.
You don’t need to break Valhalla, it breaks itself 😢
If you put this on the harder stealth difficulties then the ai isn’t brain dead and actually spot you like Normal people would.
The ocean pit falls to hell from ac black flag bring so much nostalgia
So, is this game very bug or just a little buggy?
Ubisoft QA Staff: Yes.
this is a trick question, there is no QA Staff at Ubisoft.
Ugh... This joke again.
Dictionary
At this point all Ubisoft Games are buggy lol. Have u play Division 2 ?
Can't break something that's already broken. Notice how he doesn't make use of any glitch whatsoever, this is what the game actually allows.
The air attack might be a Glitch
Well its a bug since this is the only area that allows to do the drinking game more than once. It will probably get fixed in the future
@@smurf1578 let's hope they fixed the skill tree too. I can see myself building legolas with the one ring equipped at this point.
@@smurf1578 I tried today the drinking against the Saxon and I was able to bet only once
@@matarako ya they patched it a while ago
For anyone who didn't get the Oxenfordshire joke, what he's saying is that he lives in the English county Oxfordshire. The name changed over the years
I found that if you get the catch projetile midair skill, and get on top of any structure, the Zealots will just continuously chuck javelins at you that you can just throw back for massive damage.
Legend says Spiffing was really drinking buckets of Yorkshire tea Gold and that's how he got unlimited Gold.
wild that killing civilians is just not a thing for Vikings, as we know historically they had a secret racial ability called "eye of odin" which allowed them to definitively tell who was good or bad, therefore only pillaging and slaughtering the evil people.... certainly not civilians >_>
Such historical accuracy
That ship sailed a long time ago...*glances at black flag*
Oh boy, a Ubisoft game... WITH BUGS? Never seen that before
4:13 "The way I figure it, the fall doesn't kill you. The ground does.
So, I blocked it."
Not quite how Warrior did it, but close enough.
While I’m a year late I literally had the same thought playing it for the first time last week. Took a little while to buy into the game and get past it being an AC title that didn’t feel like one, after some time it genuinely felt as good and very comparable to the Witcher 3. Was very pleasantly surprised with the game after beating it.
I have indeed found this both informative and entertaining. Really spiffing. Thank you. :P
So many bugs, as expected of a Ubisoft *"Triple AEYYY"* Game.
Weird since they had a lot of games recently without much bugs, almost as if there was something this year that fucked some schedules.
@@86Fallowcp Yes like Far Cry 5... Covid's no excuse. It's Ubisoft.
@@pagatryx5451 5 had bug like these? I only remember seeing the usual triple a bugs like every other
@@86Fallowcp Ubisoft is terrible about bugs. IIRC, q dude lost over a 100 hours on Odyssey, Valhalla breaks if you do side missions, and Legion let's you fall out of the world when you swim. Yet they're gladly show off gameplay and cinematics of DLC that's already done.
@@86Fallowcp Yeah 5 was really buggy, particularly soon after its launch but it still is. You could swim up waterfalls. Night never went away and a few game breaking stuff too. Most of its current bugs are just with AI and vehicle physics or in coop.
Also flying physics are so bad I consider it bugged. You can literally do repeated loop the loops without losing velocity or altitude.
Im still stuck on: Why do these games about assassins require level ups to make lethal weaponary lethal.
right?
I watch these games on youtube and there does not seem to be any assassins as Player Charterers. Assassin to me means you sneak up on some poor bastard and then murder them. I mean things like garret, knife, poison, and so on.
This game you stand around and shoot people or hit them with a weapon lots lots lots and lots of times. Assassin sneak stab dead.
No Assassins in AC Valhalla.
The game has moved on. Like many others. Halo. Gears ect. You either like it or dont. I dont mind the newer AC games, only thing i detest is if you sneak up on a common enemy.. they should die, or be severely crippled.
Even AC1 had boss fights. So thats no excuse for anything.
There’s an option in the menu to make all assassination attacks an instant kill in this one.
It’s a nice change, you can choose if you want something closer to AC1 or 2 if you want.
bc generic gameplay has a larger playerbase than niche stealth gameplay
Already? You, sir, are a madman.
1:50 is actually in Paris and, yes, Unity is still the buggy champion from the franchise, even in 2022! 😅 That "set in London" is actually the best AC game, pre-Origins, from the franchise. 😉 I've barely found 2-3 glitches, in the whole game, and I'm a completionist! 🙂
This was absoutely hilarious. You just earned a new sub
grandma approved
Valhalla is class. I’ve loved it since the start.
I think the Anglo-Saxon man might be an art collector. I've heard those guys have infinite money.
watching your old videos when you were doing Stellaris and you have come along way.