Humankind In a Nutshell
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- Here's our take on Humankind, which we've been playing a bit of recently. Amazingly, the developers were kind enough to sponsor this video, check out the game here: bit.ly/Humanki...
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Yes, the eagle eyed among you may have spotted the "Give way" traffic signs in the background of the final shot. Battlefield's need traffic control too, you know.
damn the germans researched cars too, along with road infrastructure?
Of been watching this channel ever since I was five years old
Hope you get well soon, Squire!
This is the best RUclips channel ever
Hopefully you you will give us so some more video somewhere in the future and I am excited for them and I’m pretty sure everyone else is as well get well soon Squire
The Blackadder spoof brought back strong feelings!
I know. Powerful moment that. Not so much our version.
phew I'm not the only one who noticed
Yeah, good job on that! Very fitting.
glad you mentioned that... I didnt quite know how to feel :/
Bill forgot his stick, you wouldn't want to face down a machine gun without a stick
"See you later, cultivator!"
The writing in these is absolutely superb.
"see you later, horker hater!"
This one is one of my new favorites, haven’t even played humankind.
Neither have we. All the jokes were guesswork.
That was a joke. Thought I'd better make that clear before the developers send out a hit squad. God, what an amazing game.
The funny part is this is more or less accurate to a "T"
@@SquireComedy thanks for the reply! Love your videos. Might buy it then, obviously through the affiliate link.
Yup played 2 whole games, tech rush is super op, both games I managed to beat ever other civ by points alone and the closest rival i had was one or two erased behind me.
“Worse, they became Germans.”
Truly a fate worse than death itself.
@@scott_hunts I think being french is the only thing I would hate more.
"We should teach the Germans a lesson by imposing crippling financial retributions on them" because that couldn't possibly go wrong in anyway what so ever ... probably
“Print more money, nothing can go wrong”
- Weimar Republic, 1923
@@destroyer_fletcher7415 co-signed by Venezuela, the late Roman Empire, and the United States of America.
@@tammesikkema5322 confused by the America part we have a whole department dedicated to controlling inflation rate through the rate at which we put money in our economy if anything the dollar is one of the most stable currencies in history
@@michaelmayo2489 50% of all dollars in circulation have been printed last year.
@@michaelmayo2489 US inflation rate is somewhere double the intended rate around 5.4%. I'm not sure whether you would find much reconciliation that multitude of other countries also have elevated inflation right now.
In fairness, historically speaking this actually is how a lot of cultures evolved.
"Good morning"
"Did you hear? We're Romans now"
"Oh... Ok"
Suprise romanizstion
usually theres an obvious warning that your culture will be changing, like being conquered.
@@old_kasr1155 I mean, it depends, doesn't it? Sometimes a civlization change is as simple as the asshole occupying a throne a hundred miles away getting ganked by some other asshole and the new tax collectors having a different accent.
@@zenogias01 yeah but it’s not like anything traveled fast in the past, so the process is never really overnight. Unless its a city-state, then yeah overnight is quite accurate.
"What civilization?"
"We don't use that word in these parts!"
Sid Myers Level Burn🔥
Or age of empires, hearts of iron 4, or you know any other 4x or map strategy game.
Oh Europa me in the Universalis
"Do you know how much of the population we decimated to get the pyramids finished early?"
"10 percent, the clue's in the name! "
Thank you for using "decimated" correctly!
That "correct" use is just the historical usage of that word, nowadays it's just a large percentage
Your opponents having fighter pilots while you’re in the medieval era hits too close to home.
Nooo not the helicopters noooooo
Once they muskets it's over for you
Nearly had me believing you went to the pyramids to film this. Good effort Squire
Hahah!
Aw, the Black Adder theme. Brings back memories.
I didn't realise that you were talking about a game...........
I thought this was gonna be a video where you just dump all over the human race.
Yes
5:52 Hearing that whistle I instantly knew what was coming.
Such a throwback, still chokes me up. Both laughing and crying. You will be missed Blackadder
Having played Humankind to make a historical review, this is almost spot-on. Excellent video
That Blackadder goes forth scene at the end was superb!
2:59 The gloomy filter that just dropped in as soon as he said "England" had my sides bursting
7:00 damm that was deep. Squire is really making people question life while still being the best british man on RUclips.
..yes, "deep"
It's not deep at all
You really don’t want me sleeping, do you?
No, sleep in Squidonia is heavily regulated.
Good day Sir, may I say this is a quite exquisite video! Keep up The great work!
Thanks matey!
Greetings Squire! I see you've uploaded again. Excellent content by the way!
Thanks matey
At 2:36, that says, 42, if my memory of Roman numerals is correct. Edit: also the V instead of U for Turn is because the U, W and J were not added until the Medieval age.
As a Latin student the pronunciations trigger me.
Well done Squire
THIS is simply fantastic.
Dude i swear that i just wach your bad culture stream archive like a minutes ago
Ah yes, the Great pyramids of Norfolk
3:49 … Bill is Sir Isaac Newton confirmed? Bill’s Laws of Physics has a nice ring to it!
I always thought it was more, that over time ot would srill be the same original culture but it would more identity to it. Imagine ancient eguptians becoming more like roman, but it would still use hyroglyphics as a lwritten language. The tech and stuff wpuld still be roman and so on.
Ooof... that Black Adder scene brought a tear back to my eye
well done Lads
Now I understand the the circus tent..... brutal....
Can't wait for more bf2042 videos
Just need to buy some futuristic vehicles...
@@SquireComedy thats if RUclips even gives you 40£ more per view or ad
8:16 How a noble's son would fight in a school brawl in medieval times .
The opposite of how it feels being Korea in civ 6. why yes, 1300, the perfect year to start the Manhattan project
Never thought a Squire video would make me want to move to Norwich.
A fine city.
@@SquireComedy or as we say in Norfolk, 'a roight foine city hint et?'
Hmm, somehow now I'm also interested in how good a knight in plate armed with a sword is at crossing barbed wire... not when he's gunned down obviously;)
Squire's skits keep increasing in quality and I love 'em!
Quality>Quantity.
You're supposed to make Bill do the interview and THEN give him the beer. Otherwise this is what happens.
Ahh brilliant, another _Over the top_ upload by Squire.
*Medieval army vs a squadron Harrier's*
Yep, its HumanKind time
that was amazing, only way it could've been better is if you got a tank to complete the "when you forget to upgrade your infantry" meme
You can't hit me with that Blackadder Goes Forth ending music like that bro, shit still tears me up.
Uses an adblocker to block RUclips ads, and subscribes to squire just to watch ads 🙃
Me who preordered the game and is loving it 😈
I have the game and it is pretty fun. That said, you can stay one culture whole game and there are bonuses for doing so, thus you do not need to be switching constantly. My first win was with the Egyptians.
"Whats that in your trousers?"
"Its me belt!"
"Is that a longbow in your trousers? What does a longbow in your trousers?"
"Its for protection!!"
"Protection from what??...Zeee Germans??"
😄
Reminds me of the time that i mowed through the AI's land in civ. The only thing standing between me and my other opponent was some spearmen that was swept away by my apache helicopters. Good times
I'm impressed that you got the tunics fitted right and actually grasp that the Belt needs to be at the waist.
I don’t know why but somehow I feel gentleman squire looks like a young howard stark.
"Next you're gonna tell me I can't sleep with men"
D: go back, go back!
Squire? From War Thunder? Damn, I'd say it's been a long time since I've seen your content!
I thaught we were bordering the Mayans, did they die out?
Worse they became the germans
Love the use of the Blackadder theme!
Ah man, I Love Black Adder Goes Fourth
So this is what the Egyptians felt like when the romans invaded
How on earth did I miss this. I have committed a crime to the Squidonian empire. I hope that i may be forgived
But seriously these videos get better each time
Bravo Bravo
"*Jupiter's ass, your curriculum vitae citizen you know your list of qualifications and experience"
Probably the most hilarious words used to inform someone of a words meaning
i couldnt breathe mate
Welcome back my tea drinking friend
Thank you!
Step 1, find food
Step 2, cook food with fire
Step 3, find someone and go to war
Repeat steps as necessary
The one thing I genuinely hate about this game - You are not leading a civilization, you're leading a mess of everything and the kitchen sink.....and you are not fighting other civilizations, you are fighting different colors.....
Already very funny. But nice work chap!
Another squire upload, another good day :)
That's about 18 good days a year, at that rate.
Not awful.
@@SquireComedy better than 2020
@@mr.admr1016 ooof...
4:33 AAAAH! Butted mail! And a beautiful ending. Blackadder?
what a thumbnail. it's beautiful...
It certainly is!
I saw you in the tank game advertisement. Jolly good ad it was.
Remember in classical latin,"V" is a "W" sound.. So it's not "Sal-vay" it is "Sal-whey"
Indeed. I just love HBO's Rome, and copied that If I'm honest.
@@SquireComedy lmao I enjoyed that series as well.
Oh dearest Squire,
On behalf of the Squidonian people, we beg that you repost some of your older gameplay content and possibly bring back tea time with squire. A lot of us older members of squidonia miss your older posts and beg you to listen.
Thanks for your time, Alex.
Well, you had me at Norwich! You guys are truly the heirs to the Goons and Pythons, why aren't you on the BBC?
6:05 Fucking love you for that reference
Pffft. Imagine picking anything else other than the roman culture.
hoc commentarium a SPQR . scriptum est
Blackadder ending hits you right in the feels... awesome work sir...
Imagine not researching guns and planes but yet you've researched advertisement
how to win humankind
step 1: choose huns
step 2: choose mongols
step 3: tech rush nukes
I had that feeling from 5:00 and I was right that the "Blackadder Goes Forth" epilogue was coming. Damn it's always so emotional.
I will be using those variations of "oh for f*cks sake" a lot around my family
Damn that blackadder goes forth ending, horrible memories
Love the Blackadder moment!
This is like the anime GATE but instead of the Japanese it is the Germans 5:52.
05:52 This is from Blackadder, the final scene, isn't it?
The blackadder spoof was awesome
From “crippling financial retributions” (Hello precursors to WW2) to Black Adder Goes Forth - the History Major in me is touched (and grieves) for the Human Condition. Thank You, Squire, for sharing the (tragic) bigger picture.
burning witches was in the so-called "renaissance" (the time with no bathrooms), NOT medieval time (time WITH bathrooms)
I love the Blackadder reference, truly British
Too bad these kinds of videos bomb in views. Wish you the best though.
I think they're slow burners. The Rome one from a few months ago has about half a million so far!
@@SquireComedy Well, good for you. You deserve that tenfold.
Yay! New Squire video! Did anyone else notice Olly's dad jokes? It's a Post Baby Phenomenon!
It's a thing! All the jokes are dad jokes these days.
I see no points were put into the "Interviewing" skill tree :)
5:55 - POV you're defending a fort against Barron in Conquest of Elysium
Naw...if the man next to you falls...
...pick his ass up and hold him in front of you, as you advance ffs..!!
(evillaugh)
Why is dr evil hosting midevil England
The Egyptians did become Roman after Cleopatra, so this is actually accurate.
First
mans finally got a decent beard and props to the other one for the patience.
"When this terrible war".
"Ah. GREAT War".
"When this Great War is over, we should -".
"-teach these germans a lesson by imposing crippling financial retribution on them ".
Well we know it wont be pretty.
I love civ 5. Wait I mean aaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh
Ngl, I do like humankind. But I find it absolutely IDIOTIC that you can go from Egptian, to Roman, to English, to f*cking idk Austrian, and then to Chinese.😐
I love ur vids more war thunder German tanks
Was that a blackadder reference lmaoo
It might have been!
Back to Blackadder spoofs are we?
Back in the day, when the unicorns and the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, I played Civ 3 a lot. The key was to change the settings so that everyone else had less of everything and that my preferred country of Germany had a lot of it. As long as I could get modern armor before they got riflemen, things were glorious. Glorious, I tell you!!!!!
I'm loving this channel. Discovered it a few days ago, but I love it even more after seeing the Blackadder tribute. Absolutely brilliant. 😂😂😂
You should change your title since you're already elghorfa and taj mahal it.. 20th century style: 🎵Humankind🎵 In a Classy
Get well soon, Squire, and thank you for making this video.
Does Humankind have a "Diaspora" mechanic? Like, your culture isn't dead till the last unit is?
Well, if you have some influence left, you can indeet restart wit a single unit.
But its hard to exterminate a whole nation anyway because of the warpoints you need.