The Hearts of Iron 4 Experience

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  5 лет назад +2971

    Hey chaps, hope you enjoyed this one. The advert at the end is pure cheese, and probably the most fun thing we've ever filmed. Anyway, please go and check out our friends Door Monster, who featured in this video. Whilst I'm here (And because I never remember to share such things), see about giving us a follow on Twitter. It's mostly rubbish.
    Door Monster: ruclips.net/channel/UC-to_wlckb-bFDtQfUZL3Kw
    Our Twitter: twitter.com/SquireFlyer

    • @bottomgear1886
      @bottomgear1886 5 лет назад +22

      Squire I absolutely love hoi4, and this channel! Keep it up!

    • @ErnstJungWork
      @ErnstJungWork 5 лет назад +5

      Squire I love you

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 лет назад +5

      Bring back tea time with squire!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 лет назад +24

      @@bottomgear1886 Cheers mate! We will do :)

    • @bottomgear1886
      @bottomgear1886 5 лет назад +5

      Squire this is amazing! This video is very inventive and creative 👍

  • @bottomgear1886
    @bottomgear1886 5 лет назад +5840

    ‘Our field marshals have now retired... from life!’- The best quote on earth.

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 лет назад +27

      This is the reason why squire's videos are so entertaining.

    • @bottomgear1886
      @bottomgear1886 5 лет назад +9

      and oh my goodness this is my most liked comment

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 лет назад +2

      @@bottomgear1886 why so happy? Its just a comment

    • @redsnowleopard
      @redsnowleopard 5 лет назад +2

      Sorry to upvote from 777 to 778 eh?

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 5 лет назад +1

      @@MausOfTheHouse I'd like to believe that STM wrote out facts (probably)

  • @rocktrout8773
    @rocktrout8773 5 лет назад +2367

    "Turn that whole little island,...Into an airstrip!"
    Hmm, A little 1984 shorthand methinks?

  • @nopoler6383
    @nopoler6383 5 лет назад +4503

    This was probably the best sponsor ad I've ever seen.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 лет назад +436

      Honestly, it was both the best and worse thing we've ever made.

    • @Jame5man
      @Jame5man 5 лет назад +104

      Squire *breathtaking*

    • @bandanathereaper9863
      @bandanathereaper9863 5 лет назад +25

      @@SquireComedy well you make bad look good and this was very badly made.

    • @Forestmarko
      @Forestmarko 5 лет назад +8

      @@SquireComedy well yes, but at the very least i clicked the link to check them out - and i am usually anti-ad

    • @EvilOverlord1662
      @EvilOverlord1662 5 лет назад +20

      When the sponsor ad is almost as good as the video itself.

  • @krabistheisopod1376
    @krabistheisopod1376 5 лет назад +10202

    Nobody:
    Hearts of Iron 4: *Red Finland has called New Zealand as their ally in the Bolivian-Kazakhstani war*

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 лет назад +351

      To be fair, it a game about fiction, so it about an alternate reality.

    • @ggquartz7171
      @ggquartz7171 5 лет назад +348

      just check out r/cursedhoi4

    • @suburban-mech2107
      @suburban-mech2107 5 лет назад +11

      GGquartz p

    • @kalks4334
      @kalks4334 5 лет назад +35

      @@MausOfTheHouse HoI always was a WW2 game

    • @joutakujo9773
      @joutakujo9773 5 лет назад +5

      Amazing and true

  • @ThejollyFrenchman
    @ThejollyFrenchman 5 лет назад +2872

    I love that your production quality is somehow simultaneously high enough to get real tanks, and low enough that you have to use wooden sten guns and pretend bolt-action rifles.

    • @Dudeguyforeverlulz
      @Dudeguyforeverlulz 5 лет назад +181

      Pretty sure that wasn't an actual tank they used. but still impressive they managed to make a fake tank nonetheless.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 5 лет назад +116

      ThejollyFrenchman he would have used the real thing but our country is run by total twat cunts that hate freedom

    • @hedgeearthridge6807
      @hedgeearthridge6807 5 лет назад +185

      Squire's tank factory efficiency is at maximum, and small ams factories are at the very minimum.

    • @CatAdvantage
      @CatAdvantage 4 года назад +26

      Starvin Marvin I diagnose you with stroke

    • @terezinhaquirozquiroz3305
      @terezinhaquirozquiroz3305 4 года назад +17

      @Starvin Marvin Somebody call an ambulance, this man be passing out!

  • @VUTRANDINH-r9l
    @VUTRANDINH-r9l 5 лет назад +4699

    Lol "British accepted Venezuelan lend-lease"

    • @falloutghoul1
      @falloutghoul1 5 лет назад +145

      Decisions are available.

    • @HistoryMonarch1999
      @HistoryMonarch1999 5 лет назад +50

      When Bolívar doesn’t talk

    • @AmalekIsComing
      @AmalekIsComing 5 лет назад +135

      "surely these 15 guns can change the tide of the war!"

    • @isengrom6883
      @isengrom6883 4 года назад +1

      falloutghoul1 you still need to but that shity 75 pp company adviser to increase your ideology shift defense as well as doing emergency factory conversion

    • @regularvenezuelancitizen5668
      @regularvenezuelancitizen5668 4 года назад +15

      finally some fucking food

  • @thomasntdt4828
    @thomasntdt4828 5 лет назад +4085

    Breaking News: Gamer Mosley back for Vengeance after loading his last save

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 лет назад +223

      Hahaha!

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 лет назад +18

      Good one!

    • @zepik773
      @zepik773 5 лет назад +4

      You got an ifunny?

    • @zefflin1451
      @zefflin1451 5 лет назад +6

      Doesn't everyone though?

    • @thomasntdt4828
      @thomasntdt4828 5 лет назад +28

      @@SquireComedy Operation "Load a Save Game" was a massive success after British forces encircled an entire American Army in and around Milton Keynes.

  • @suryaprakash2126
    @suryaprakash2126 5 лет назад +1862

    Seriously after seeing this, I think that there should be a live news feed in the game where someone reads the news.

    • @checkbordspy4608
      @checkbordspy4608 5 лет назад +57

      *paradox hoi4 news dlc* - freedom of the press - 23 pound 99 pence.- must have all previous Dlc including audio book,

    • @Carlos7Matute
      @Carlos7Matute 5 лет назад +16

      Or atleast funny commercials like in Cities skylines.

    • @Starman062
      @Starman062 4 года назад +2

      SANS______
      Have you ever read them after the 10th time?

    • @kiwikiwi2483
      @kiwikiwi2483 4 года назад +3

      Kind of like tropical 5

    • @MultiMaulana123
      @MultiMaulana123 3 года назад +2

      Well then you'll be listening to hiddenburg accident 999x times

  • @command_unit7792
    @command_unit7792 5 лет назад +2853

    "Germany or better known as Europe"

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 5 лет назад +1653

    5:25 when your 2 width 10% strength div encounters the enemy 40 width armored div.

    • @tunney2033
      @tunney2033 5 лет назад +21

      Oh shit

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix 5 лет назад +127

      And then 23 more of them appears in Dover. Under 9 lv Guderian and Rommel's command.

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 5 лет назад +3

      Iron! Good to see you here!

    • @derwillhelm3778
      @derwillhelm3778 5 лет назад +5

      Coşkun Akalın bruh that’s terrifying af

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix 5 лет назад +16

      @@derwillhelm3778 did i mentioned Guderian has Logistics wizard and Aggressive Assaulter too?

  • @CallingSkoot
    @CallingSkoot 5 лет назад +3062

    “I promise I won’t go fascist this time guys, honestly.”
    - Neville Chamberlin moments before being overthrown by Gamer Mosley

  • @whitehawk4510
    @whitehawk4510 5 лет назад +1340

    But lets talk about that hidden gem of a headphones advertisement...

  • @arulshankarum2512
    @arulshankarum2512 5 лет назад +2938

    *Nobody really knows what's going on with frontlines these days*
    😂😂 Only hoi4 players would get that

    • @leftfootfirstpolitics
      @leftfootfirstpolitics 5 лет назад +80

      I play hoi4 and I missed that bit. These videos have so much re-watch value!

    • @theitalianjojo3440
      @theitalianjojo3440 5 лет назад +120

      The frontlines.
      The fucking frontlines.

    • @emerald_1160
      @emerald_1160 5 лет назад +43

      Don’t get me started on frontlines

    • @thegamingraven1691
      @thegamingraven1691 5 лет назад +29

      LUNAR BLOODDROP in my 52 hours of hoi4 i’ve never seen Japan naval invade Germany (that’s maybe because I only have 52 hours in hoi) I play Germany a lot.

    • @biponacci
      @biponacci 5 лет назад +23

      Can confirm, I don’t have HOI4 and I know exactly what’s going on with frontlines

  • @Thomas-qy3ox
    @Thomas-qy3ox 5 лет назад +248

    "as the Germans land unopposed in Dover"
    I am so
    So
    SO Glad you mentioned that Dover is rarely ever guarded.

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 4 года назад +17

      In one game the UK fell faster then France cause of that, I still question where there Navy disappeared for like 3 months which let me land 48 divisions right on Dover. (Not all in a single naval invasion, but the rest came shortly after)

    • @bman7346
      @bman7346 4 года назад +1

      @@speedy01247 Italy?

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 4 года назад +5

      In one game I collapsed Britian as Germany because their navy decided they had better things to do, like convoy raid off Gibraltar. They had 6 divisions to defend all of Britian. I then navally invaded France in a D-Day scenario. Paris took longer to fall than the entirety of Great Britain.
      Note I did this in 1938, and later collapsed the USSR by 43

    • @jebbroham1776
      @jebbroham1776 3 года назад

      @@rebelgaming1.5.14 You make Bo look like a child then lol

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 3 года назад

      @@jebbroham1776 It was mostly luck. In a actual match-up between me and Bo, Bo stomps me into the ground 8 times out of 10. I will mention I've never been on the Defensive in any one of my games, so I rarely use garrisons. Luck was what got me through that Ironman Game. I am not a pro player by any means.

  • @Alvraf
    @Alvraf 5 лет назад +376

    Dude, the HoI4 Division animations in the background though, lmfao.

  • @Pantsugrenadiere
    @Pantsugrenadiere 5 лет назад +901

    5:43 "négociation with Europe have failed and people are sick of it"
    Hmm sounds like Brexit to me.....

    • @drstihl2007
      @drstihl2007 5 лет назад +40

      Well as a leader of Europ I mean as a German i can say that it is BLOODY WELL TRUE. Those brits are like a cat that can't decide whether it wants to go out or stay in. I say lets waterboard them with coffee and make them eat French snails with a nice red Bordeaux wine until they finally give in and get the hell out. Ruthless and efficient, the proper NAY!...the German way!

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 5 лет назад +42

      @@drstihl2007 As an Englishman, all I can say is that this whole mess is just further proof that European leaders need a good war to decide anything... Holiday in France anyone?

    • @Pantsugrenadiere
      @Pantsugrenadiere 5 лет назад +6

      @@Neion8 well i already live in France

    • @6chhelipilot
      @6chhelipilot 5 лет назад +5

      Should be decided over a reasonably long game of realistic War Thunder...but only if us Brits get to also use US and Russian aircraft.

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 5 лет назад +3

      ​@@Pantsugrenadiere Damn, ahead of the game are we? I guess this is an example of this German efficiency I've heard so much about.

  • @theamazingengineer1901
    @theamazingengineer1901 5 лет назад +438

    Another genius comedy sketch! Keep up the good work old boy! Carrier pigeon dispatched

  • @wigglingpanda1471
    @wigglingpanda1471 5 лет назад +500

    The “Jesus Christ they’re coming” was perfectly timed with a fire work outside my house😂

    • @CommonCanc
      @CommonCanc 5 лет назад +2

      India?

    • @wigglingpanda1471
      @wigglingpanda1471 5 лет назад +12

      Common Cancer no UK it’s bonfire night soon

    • @CommonCanc
      @CommonCanc 5 лет назад +2

      @@wigglingpanda1471 oh i thought so because we have a festival in which we exactly do that for 3 nights

    • @wigglingpanda1471
      @wigglingpanda1471 5 лет назад

      Common Cancer nah

    • @CommonCanc
      @CommonCanc 5 лет назад

      @@wigglingpanda1471 no, really its diwali soon and the only thing you can hear till around 2 or 3 at night is just fireworks going off

  • @naisussybaka
    @naisussybaka 5 лет назад +212

    News Reporter: But first on to the weather
    Weather Reporter: *Confused Screaming*

    • @Mamorufumio
      @Mamorufumio 4 года назад +4

      "come on i just want to report on the process on the panama canal." The news reporter groans.

  • @neues3691
    @neues3691 5 лет назад +1211

    The giant wakes? Who woke Liechtenstein?

    • @Healermain15
      @Healermain15 5 лет назад +129

      *Luxemburg declared war on the German Reich"

    • @neues3691
      @neues3691 5 лет назад +2

      @@Healermain15 Luxemburg? What's that? Never heard of it

    • @arianas0714
      @arianas0714 5 лет назад +77

      *Luxembourg has annexed the German reich.*

    • @andrewinbody4301
      @andrewinbody4301 5 лет назад +17

      @@neues3691
      It's an old wives tale or mythical place I think.

    • @kentuckyace1068
      @kentuckyace1068 5 лет назад +21

      @@arianas0714 Luxembourg has declared war on russia

  • @klobiforpresident2254
    @klobiforpresident2254 5 лет назад +376

    When Squire uploads so infrequently that Doormonster takes over his channel.

    • @Juno101
      @Juno101 2 года назад +1

      Ooof size: BIG

  • @ticktock2000x
    @ticktock2000x 5 лет назад +192

    Multi-million dollar industry creates an ad.
    *SKIP*
    RUclips channel creates an ad.
    "This is amazing. I want to watch it again."

    • @metro3041
      @metro3041 5 лет назад +6

      That's because the multi-million dollar industry uses none of that budget to create a sub-par ad that obviously plays to people's emotions to get them to buy something, while this is a cool and amazing video that's funny and relatable to many viewers, but funny none-the-less to any non-HOI4 players, that's much longer than the ad, and they don't get paid (well, not really) for doing it.

    • @Nate-bn5kk
      @Nate-bn5kk 4 года назад +2

      Also RUclips: "lol you want to skip? Here's another 5 minute add that you can't skip."

  • @Steamed
    @Steamed 5 лет назад +549

    Oh how I missed the “Yeeeesssssss”

  • @MausOfTheHouse
    @MausOfTheHouse 5 лет назад +196

    Bring back tea time with squire!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 лет назад +29

      We're looking into it, we promise!

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 лет назад +4

      @@SquireComedy I just repeated it to let you know.

  • @NotKnafo
    @NotKnafo 5 лет назад +147

    3:53 how dare you say good evening
    if the sun is never sets on the British empire

  • @jedimario8860
    @jedimario8860 5 лет назад +772

    “France has joined the war”
    *Shuffling papers*
    *France has surrendered*
    “Damn, I always miss it”
    This isn’t even a joke tbh
    Edit: Because too many people are making a mountain out of a molehill with my comment for no apparent reason, I'm gonna have to clarify. This is a Hearts of Iron 4 video. My comment referred to Hearts of Iron 4. AI France is ridiculously weak because they don't have troops on their Belgian border, so they get annihilated instantly. I understand that France wasn't historically as bad as people make them out to be, and there were a lot of different factors playing into their quick surrender in WW2, but that wasn't even what I was bloody talking about. So Jesus Christ, leave it alone and enjoy the video.

    • @sinthoras1306
      @sinthoras1306 5 лет назад +35

      Yea to be perfectly honest they did Do pretty well up to WW1, and even then they didn't loose quickly, its just WW2 where they got completly fucked, well who could have guessed that the Wermacht Tanks could just drive through a forest.

    • @jacknorman3022
      @jacknorman3022 5 лет назад +105

      @@x-a- I think he was talking about the gameplay. In Hearts of Iron 4 it is incredibly easy to destroy France as Germany.

    • @pizzamovies23
      @pizzamovies23 5 лет назад +17

      No France fucked up. Bad communication the with BEF. Terrible leadership at the battalion and divisional level. Having antiquated technology. They got bitch slapped by the Wehrmacht

    • @XxX-gh2bx
      @XxX-gh2bx 5 лет назад +5

      @@x-a- you know he can be from France and don't have any humor

    • @Herethick
      @Herethick 5 лет назад +2

      @@XxX-gh2bx xD

  • @grammarcenturion4644
    @grammarcenturion4644 5 лет назад +40

    1:20 nice 1984 reference, love the vids!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 лет назад +10

      Not many picked up on it!

    • @xanpenguin754
      @xanpenguin754 5 лет назад +1

      @@SquireComedy I had just watched a old live stream from The Spiffing Brit on him playing the 1984 DLC as Air Strip One.

  • @TheFuri0uswc
    @TheFuri0uswc 5 лет назад +258

    Me playing as UK: it's ww1 all over again.
    Me U.S.: Greeting Germany you are about to liberated. Do not resist.

    • @neues3691
      @neues3691 5 лет назад +12

      TheFuriouswc Impossible, we don’t have oil

    • @Jame5man
      @Jame5man 5 лет назад +32

      NeuesTestament true but Romania does and you’re in the way

    • @neues3691
      @neues3691 5 лет назад +16

      @@Jame5man Oh shit, I knew there was a catch to having them in the Axis.

    • @wrongfulfishyt
      @wrongfulfishyt 5 лет назад +2

      Me playing as UK: you are about to be colonised. Do not resist

    • @johnzgamez810
      @johnzgamez810 5 лет назад +1

      NeuesTestament you’ve got coal, and that’s something that’s tasty, it allows our schlong to stay long.

  • @theodorepinnock1517
    @theodorepinnock1517 5 лет назад +61

    *Legionnary Bulgaria has joined the Hispanic Alliance*
    "But you're not even Hispanic!"
    "...we can if we want to."

    • @darthalex3
      @darthalex3 5 лет назад +9

      reminds me of the time I was messing around in singleplayer and literally the entire middle east joined the chinese united front. then hungary and albania joined,too. half the faction members weren't even chinese..

    • @Nat11us
      @Nat11us 5 лет назад +1

      True XDA

    • @4realm8rusirius
      @4realm8rusirius 5 лет назад +5

      Seems like ww1,second Balkan war and treaty of Berlin really took a toll on Bulgaria

    • @math3000
      @math3000 5 лет назад +7

      What's with Greece's obsession with the Chinese?!

    • @wilberdebeer4696
      @wilberdebeer4696 3 года назад +3

      Poland has joined the East Asian Co Prosperity Sphere and you are now at war with Japan as the Third Reich. On historical AI mind you.

  • @jkerman5113
    @jkerman5113 5 лет назад +60

    "Turn that whole goddamn island... to a goddamn airstrip!"
    It went very well last time they tried that!

  • @xxopcseresznyexx2612
    @xxopcseresznyexx2612 5 лет назад +22

    As a quite experienced hoi4 player i belive that this is indeed a great representation of the game... well, it is for newer players, as when i played the british empire, i literally destroyed the germans and pretty much the whole world with my superior tea, although the landings in dover without any resistance is actually quite satisfying when i play germany and that happens.
    Anyways, great video! (No im not a native english speaker before u ask why my grammar and phrases suck so much).
    Also i have dispatched my carrier -pigeon- fighter to deliver the like.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 лет назад +3

      That's perfectly good English, old chap. Thanks!

    • @xxopcseresznyexx2612
      @xxopcseresznyexx2612 5 лет назад +1

      Thanks for making a video on one of my favorite games!

  • @discflame
    @discflame 5 лет назад +68

    "The Germans have declared war on us"
    BASTARDS
    holy hell that's funny

  • @yourethatmantis5178
    @yourethatmantis5178 5 лет назад +48

    5:30 when you deploy units ahead of time without equipment.

  • @marinesciencedude
    @marinesciencedude 4 года назад +12

    7:31 "Ah, *turtle* neck guy, I see you've finally come out of your *shell* "
    Some savage banter there...
    great that auto-generated subtitles are helping for once.

  • @idunnowhyiplay8035
    @idunnowhyiplay8035 5 лет назад +136

    "But wait, we forgot to take care of the empire of Texas! Oh no! They have taken over again, I repeat, they ha-"* Texan with cowboy hat roundhouse kicks the reporter and takes his spot* "Welcome and thank ya fer tuning inta Texas/North America news."

    • @richardbonnette490
      @richardbonnette490 5 лет назад +3

      Honestly, I was expecting Germany to come in to the news reports so that we get to hear what Germany has to say about the world using its national propaga- er, ahem, news - channel.
      I was also expecting random weather pop-ups to be occurring. "Antarctica has gotten 40 degrees colder since last July. What happened between January and Last July?" "UN started to form national agency to fight climate change even though UN doesn't exist yet" "Global warming certain to come about in wake of British and German bombing campaigns on different world coasts." "The world's geographical climate is falling apart. But at least Australia's fine." Etc, etc, etc. :)

  • @camerondefendorf3414
    @camerondefendorf3414 5 лет назад +78

    ...so complete attrition, mega fleet, failure of an Air Force, no equipment, and eventual death by Soviet? Sign me up

  • @franzbauer1367
    @franzbauer1367 5 лет назад +44

    5:53 excellent Brexit reference xD

  • @Erika_Banba
    @Erika_Banba 5 лет назад +150

    🤣🤣I’m dying of laughter from that end fight scene I’ve quite literally fallen off my bed amazing video keep it up.
    Love from Hannah

  • @tunney2033
    @tunney2033 5 лет назад +32

    That 20% recruitment experience isn't gonna hold the line buddy

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 лет назад +6

      His belief in the leader and the party will ensure victory.

  • @monkasteer00
    @monkasteer00 5 лет назад +69

    "turn the damn island into an airstrip" was that a 1984 refference!?

  • @cvetomirgeorgiev9106
    @cvetomirgeorgiev9106 5 лет назад +133

    There's no way Britain could beat the USA. The lack of rain would send their ranks into disarray

    • @TheMinipily
      @TheMinipily 5 лет назад +9

      Well at least there's one thing we'd like. WE WONT BE SAT IN CUNTING TRAFFIC EVERY FUCKING MINUTE.

    • @darthalex3
      @darthalex3 5 лет назад +8

      @@TheMinipily new york,los angeles,and basically any other slightly large city: *am i a joke to you?*

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 5 лет назад +5

      @@TheMinipily dude, US traffic is way worse than uk.

    • @Nat11us
      @Nat11us 5 лет назад +1

      There is Canada btw

  • @urbanmech8064
    @urbanmech8064 5 лет назад +82

    Hey its Door Monster, also this video is pretty accurate.

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix 5 лет назад

      Not really, The Japan didn't go for Democrats civil war where Democrats lose, and losing their unique focus tree. And meanwhile, New Zealand's fascist regime lend leases BoB sAMplE Super Heavues didn't mentioned.

    • @stachan24
      @stachan24 5 лет назад +3

      Blood for the blood god

    • @urbanmech8064
      @urbanmech8064 5 лет назад +3

      @@stachan24 SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

    • @AcTive_AK
      @AcTive_AK 5 лет назад +1

      @@urbanmech8064 MILK FOR THE KHOREFLAKES (sorry if I spelt this wrong, I got the knowledge from Lathrix a couple years ago...)

    • @urbanmech8064
      @urbanmech8064 5 лет назад +1

      @@AcTive_AK oh it's fine, I heard Khorne is quite forgiving with jokes.

  • @terezinhaquirozquiroz3305
    @terezinhaquirozquiroz3305 4 года назад +28

    "Germans landed unopposed in Dover"
    Oh, so the Empire is controlled by an AI.

  • @builder396
    @builder396 5 лет назад +43

    Meanwhile: The Cold War between Allies and Comintern turns hot, as soviet states receive one nuclear bomb after another.
    In unrelated news: Soviet Union declares war on all manner of smaller nations that were not involved so far just to capture their equipment stocks, and because half their army is bored.

  • @RaptorMaitre
    @RaptorMaitre 5 лет назад +10

    5:30 That pretend shooting cracked me up. Spot on impression.

  • @angelomaset1441
    @angelomaset1441 5 лет назад +42

    Squire invades.
    *46% of the world's firearms rack simultaneously*

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 5 лет назад +2

      Ah, I love the smell of gunpowder at all times of day.

  • @jackray1337
    @jackray1337 5 лет назад +8

    I liked the ad a lot. I bought the E25 headphones with the coupon. They sound good and are easy to use. Thanks!

  • @mercury8793
    @mercury8793 5 лет назад +41

    Nobody:
    Late Game Hoi4: **New Persian Empie has called Paraguay into the Cuban-Kenyan war**

  • @BurtsGamingHub
    @BurtsGamingHub 5 лет назад +2

    I love all the little details in your videos makes them that much more fun to watch

  • @SS-zd6yi
    @SS-zd6yi 5 лет назад +86

    Me: *starts playing Hearts of Iron IV*
    Germany and USSR have already been selected by other players.
    Me: ok let's get an random country nobody likes or know
    0.0005 seconds later
    **165 COUNTRIES DECLARED WAR ON YOU**

  • @ganex9879
    @ganex9879 5 лет назад +2

    I love that ending, you guys have a tons of potentional, subbed and liked

  • @skot8692
    @skot8692 5 лет назад +29

    2:04 *IS THAT A WORLD OF TANK REFERENCE*

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 лет назад +1

      Yes it is.

    • @tankadar
      @tankadar 5 лет назад +2

      @@MausOfTheHouse hey maus happy to see ya here

  • @davidthornton5327
    @davidthornton5327 5 лет назад +2

    Possibly the best video I have seen you guys post and a good portion is an Ad. Genius.

  • @warspitebstwaifu6453
    @warspitebstwaifu6453 5 лет назад +12

    4:30 you forgot to say that half of the rest of the army is fighting in Hong Kong

  • @Voiciunebattledogesse
    @Voiciunebattledogesse 5 лет назад +2

    I love Underneath The Arches, and was pleasantly surprised to hear it in this video. It's a quite good video, all of the easter eggs were pleasant to find and it was relatable as a player as well.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 лет назад

      It's one of those songs that makes me incredibly happy. Thanks mate!

  • @jamiegarlock3797
    @jamiegarlock3797 5 лет назад +9

    3:16 *rare footage of the hindenburg bursting into flames 1944 colorized*

  • @sticklegend5
    @sticklegend5 5 лет назад +2

    Another bloody marvellous skit sir! Even the ad at the end was brilliant! Keep up the fantastic work.

  • @SpectreGR
    @SpectreGR 5 лет назад +3

    The song playing at "please wait" sections is '' underneath the arches - jack payne ''

    • @lonathann5243
      @lonathann5243 4 года назад

      Thank you so much, I couldn't find it anywhere!

  • @asp2882
    @asp2882 5 лет назад +2

    I'll give a like for the sponsor's ad you made. It is great, you've kept up the quality so far. Keep going!

  • @norad_clips
    @norad_clips 5 лет назад +14

    “Unopposed at Dover” yep

  • @May-gr8bp
    @May-gr8bp 5 лет назад +2

    this is the best video I’ve seen in a while. A new subscriber you have gained

  • @Walterdecarvalh0100
    @Walterdecarvalh0100 5 лет назад +4

    Dude, I love hoi4 and door monster. I remember when they used to be white lighting.

  • @matrixam6493
    @matrixam6493 4 года назад +2

    4:50 is the most accurate video reference I have ever seen. If you’ve ever played Britain you’d understand

  • @josephyoseph
    @josephyoseph 5 лет назад +8

    We should have turned that whole damn island into an airstrip!
    Maybe we could name it Airstrip 1?

  • @crispygeneral
    @crispygeneral 5 лет назад +2

    This stuff is way underrated, your editing and quality of videos is better than most million sub youtubers.

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 5 лет назад +16

    "Turn Britain into an Airstrip"
    Probably 95% of the people here have compared shit to the origin of that reference. That's depressing.

  • @complexnote1317
    @complexnote1317 5 лет назад +7

    Ngl I actually love these skits way more than the old war thunder vids

  • @relaxedchads3310
    @relaxedchads3310 4 года назад +4

    1:17 I like how he's suppose to be a 4-Star General yet he's wearing Staff Sergeant Shoulders lmao

  • @oguzhankarakahya9104
    @oguzhankarakahya9104 3 года назад +1

    6:40 The background image is Jaime Lannister charging towards the mother of dragons (I have the same background image as well, it is epic).

  • @SNAFU._
    @SNAFU._ 5 лет назад +20

    Wears general helmet, has Staff Sergeant Ranks

  • @thesaurus9226
    @thesaurus9226 Год назад +2

    5:30 - Ah, so that's how soldiers fight when you have an equipment deficit.

  • @poposk9024
    @poposk9024 5 лет назад +6

    This is Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) of our generation! Awesome video as always Squire!

    • @PobortzaPl
      @PobortzaPl 5 лет назад

      Strange way of spelling for "Blackadder".

  • @yuuboi661
    @yuuboi661 5 лет назад +2

    This is quality content. Also probably one of the best ads I've ever seen in my life!

  • @stagskull6899
    @stagskull6899 5 лет назад +8

    1:28 turn Britain into an Airstrip? 1984 anyone?

  • @nick3xtremegaming212
    @nick3xtremegaming212 5 лет назад +2

    Now this is the quality content i subscribed for...
    Yet again pretty much every video you make is

  • @erenyeager5480
    @erenyeager5480 5 лет назад +24

    The sponsor ad alone was possibly funnier than the entire video! xD

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 3 года назад +2

    “We should have preemptively invaded and turned that island into a Airstrip”
    I can’t believe no one in a year and a half noticed the 1984 reference

  • @bottomgear1886
    @bottomgear1886 5 лет назад +20

    Absolutely brilliant, well done!

  • @TechPriest-A
    @TechPriest-A 4 года назад +2

    I love Arthur MacEisenhower
    He's so funny in the tanks episodes

  • @DeadBaron
    @DeadBaron 5 лет назад +10

    That sponsor outro was simply breathtaking

  • @microwavedricecake1554
    @microwavedricecake1554 5 лет назад +7

    *“Have retired from Life.”*

  • @SuperLusername
    @SuperLusername 5 лет назад +13

    6:34 why are you playing as Saudi Arabia?

  • @ryandio8764
    @ryandio8764 5 лет назад +2

    You sir have earned a sub just for that freakin sponsor ad, that was amazing!

  • @mxarfo7111
    @mxarfo7111 5 лет назад +13

    This has budget...
    *Something's not right...*

  • @brendanrisney2449
    @brendanrisney2449 5 лет назад +2

    I love these style of in-video ads. They're fun to watch and, I'm assuming, fun to make. Game Grumps were the masters at these, but it seems we've got plenty of contenders for that title.

  • @ifabianxd1338
    @ifabianxd1338 5 лет назад +13

    *"Oh The Humanity"*

  • @keithstark1
    @keithstark1 2 года назад +2

    The most accurate portrayal of hoi4 I’ve ever seen

  • @Subspacer15
    @Subspacer15 5 лет назад +11

    daaamn, thats the best ad i've seen in years!

  • @paladinj3709
    @paladinj3709 5 лет назад +4

    Omg the advert at the end mate !!!! Just brilliant. 😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌

  • @illay3647
    @illay3647 5 лет назад +26

    1:18
    Is that a 1984 reference..?

  • @insertnamehere3836
    @insertnamehere3836 5 лет назад +2

    Your creativity is really something special

  • @marksmanGrey
    @marksmanGrey 5 лет назад +11

    Sir it looks like he has gone AFK...
    What those that mean...
    Away from keyboard sir away from keyboard... Sigh bollocks...
    (Qoute from last video)

  • @KittyCatMeowMeowTime
    @KittyCatMeowMeowTime 3 года назад +2

    Didn't realize this was a door monster vide- OH WAIT! It isn't. This is fun!

  • @BMGBrickfilms
    @BMGBrickfilms 5 лет назад +4

    Squire? 2 videos in one month? I may have to recall my carrier pigeon at this outrage.

  • @ldavidtw2000
    @ldavidtw2000 3 года назад +1

    Is nobody talking about that brilliant raycon ad performance?

  • @lunokhod3937
    @lunokhod3937 5 лет назад +24

    Alt history that I can get behind.

  • @lorddominonexus
    @lorddominonexus 3 года назад +2

    In HOI4, all nations have the technology to clone their generals, Paradox didn't tell us about it.

  • @justadudevoot6062
    @justadudevoot6062 5 лет назад +4

    Well done! keep it on!

  • @pascalstrahm8249
    @pascalstrahm8249 5 лет назад +2

    Awesome Video! You're definitly deserve more attention! you and the spiffing Brit.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 лет назад +1

      Gotta love the main RUclips tea drinkers.