Which Super Smash Bros. Ultimate character is your state?

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  • Using a highly technical and rigorous process, we assigned every state in the union their own Super Smash Bros. Ultimate character. Did we get your state right? No? TOO BAD.
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @evanholt1752
    @evanholt1752 4 года назад +3150

    BDG: “Luigi is unfairly judged”
    Also BDG; “Luigi’s foolish, he’s a coward, he’s weak and he’s a coward”

    • @chadwickbryan4919
      @chadwickbryan4919 4 года назад +44

      Evan Holt ...these are both true statements. Your point is lost.

    • @BigForAHedgehog
      @BigForAHedgehog 4 года назад +7

      My state is a LUIGI

    • @defn0tjake
      @defn0tjake 4 года назад +8

      Pat: Luigi IS Jackie Chan

    • @0Fyrebrand0
      @0Fyrebrand0 4 года назад +1

      Luigi is much longer than Mario. Interpret that as you will.

    • @xanderramsdell2919
      @xanderramsdell2919 4 года назад +5

      Considering my state is apparently Luigi, I find this offensive and am now boycotting BDG.
      But I am also going to immediately end that boycott because BDG is just too funny to have anything bad happen to him.

  • @historicalFeminist
    @historicalFeminist 4 года назад +830

    "He lives there. He is protected." Makes me lose it every time. You can HEAR the parenthesis.

  • @tardersauce3578
    @tardersauce3578 4 года назад +1645

    When your state is reduced to a foot fetish you know you’re in the right place.

    • @generalkuros56
      @generalkuros56 3 года назад +1

      Yep

    • @elischramm9988
      @elischramm9988 3 года назад +1

      Yep

    • @rjjrob30
      @rjjrob30 3 года назад +14

      st. louisan here. im just glad to know simone has a foot kink. lmaoooo

    • @meowthycat6901
      @meowthycat6901 3 года назад +3

      I guess that is why it is called misery

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 Год назад

      Definition of misery

  • @SeeSpotDance
    @SeeSpotDance 3 года назад +328

    As a South Carolinian I’m really torn between being insulted that you had to look us up, and being relieved that you didn’t include anything you found when you looked us up.

    • @justinl.994
      @justinl.994 3 года назад +7

      Any idea why Palutena best fits your state?

    • @ikeboo518
      @ikeboo518 2 года назад +14

      @@justinl.994 Religion???? _I guess???_

    • @Brody-uo9ux
      @Brody-uo9ux 2 года назад +7

      You should be relieved I’m a giant crocodile

    • @MrWhateverfits
      @MrWhateverfits Год назад +1

      @@justinl.994 The joke was they didn't know anything about either of them and had to google both.

  • @Jacksonaol
    @Jacksonaol 5 лет назад +9606

    This whole video was just building to that Waluigi is Puerto Rico joke and I respect that.

    • @christianberthiaume4063
      @christianberthiaume4063 4 года назад +146

      Waluigi is actually the Northern Mariana Islands. I bet you've never heard about them. They're owned by the U.S. pretty much, but most people don't know they exist or don't want to bother with them. Do you see the similarities of that with Sakurai and Waluigi? x)

    • @papertiger4525
      @papertiger4525 4 года назад +9

      When in truth, Waluigi deserves nothing

    • @Jedimastermitch
      @Jedimastermitch 4 года назад +15

      I litterally subscribed just because of that joke

    • @TheShrimpWizard
      @TheShrimpWizard 4 года назад +2

      We have same name bro

    • @Jackson1North
      @Jackson1North 4 года назад +2

      Three Jackson's commenting on the same joke. They right, though.

  • @Karn_EX
    @Karn_EX 4 года назад +2811

    Wisconsin is an anagram of SONIC WINS
    No... it actually really is

  • @musetangolazorus1875
    @musetangolazorus1875 3 года назад +668

    It’s extremely uncomfortable to see bdg in normal clothes

  • @harrytodhunter5078
    @harrytodhunter5078 3 года назад +232

    When simone said mArio:
    Brian: “look at this galoomba!”

  • @bjisawesome26
    @bjisawesome26 5 лет назад +3861

    i love how unhinged polygon is in every video that features bdg. what an impact

    • @narrativematters4100
      @narrativematters4100 4 года назад +85

      Oh, that happened long before he got there, but he's carrying on the tradition very well.

    • @zeeshanmehmood4522
      @zeeshanmehmood4522 4 года назад +30

      I thought that was Simone's perk

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 4 года назад +16

      Zeeshan Mehmood it’s a mix

    • @rosecohen6597
      @rosecohen6597 4 года назад +22

      You could say it...unravels

    • @ilana3783
      @ilana3783 4 года назад +13

      Some of you obviously haven’t been up at 4 in the morning watching Griffin McElroy get paid to vore amibos and it shows.

  • @dougb2121
    @dougb2121 5 лет назад +2560

    Illinois and Yoshi share one major trait: TAX EVASION

    • @rachelamber3505
      @rachelamber3505 5 лет назад +14

      XD CHICAGO SUCKS AS WELL

    • @SolarisMusic
      @SolarisMusic 4 года назад +3

      I snorted

    • @sarahamira5732
      @sarahamira5732 4 года назад +36

      As an Illinois a feel simultaneously attacked and understood

    • @kf10147
      @kf10147 4 года назад +3

      I'm exactly the 1k th like amen

    • @thecwd8919
      @thecwd8919 4 года назад +1

      Sarah Neff
      This is accurate

  • @airsoftluke17
    @airsoftluke17 4 года назад +648

    California Ness: PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE
    Texas Joker: "For his neutral special he wields a G U N"

    • @maddystreet4582
      @maddystreet4582 3 года назад +12

      i legit spat out my coffee

    • @airsoftluke17
      @airsoftluke17 3 года назад +25

      @@maddystreet4582 Update:
      Oregon: PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE
      Washington: PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE

    • @bakasta5992
      @bakasta5992 3 года назад +9

      Minnesota: PK FREEZE

    • @henrygoggin7131
      @henrygoggin7131 3 года назад +6

      @@airsoftluke17 weather update: the floor is no longer lava

    • @arandominternetperson437
      @arandominternetperson437 3 года назад +4

      @@henrygoggin7131 weather update: it's raining

  • @thecranebane3630
    @thecranebane3630 4 года назад +229

    “Iowa; Mii Fighter because both are basically featureless.”
    I feel attacked as a proud Mii Swordsman Iowan.

    • @brodiemanz
      @brodiemanz 4 года назад +7

      Iowa gang rise

    • @yoshlord7272
      @yoshlord7272 4 года назад +4

      I mean, you can't say he's not spot on, though.

    • @justfinchh
      @justfinchh 4 года назад

      Iowa is boring

    • @LouieSloven
      @LouieSloven 3 года назад +2

      Especially after they gave the corn joke to Indiana and the voting joke to Ohio. Womp womp

    • @AlteryxGaming
      @AlteryxGaming 2 года назад

      @@LouieSloven those are basically the only two whole things that anyone outside of Iowa cares about us for, and they gave them to other friggin states

  • @warmswimmer8045
    @warmswimmer8045 4 года назад +409

    im puerto rican and i didnt expect it to be here, and when they said "waluigi" my first reaction was confusion, then open applause

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds 4 года назад +681

    “rhode island: inkling. a cute little thing but slightly lovecraftian.”
    _damn right_

    • @twtclikk7841
      @twtclikk7841 3 года назад +3

      nice profile pic you have there!!!

    • @JT_Lich
      @JT_Lich 3 года назад +2

      *Providence by Poor Man's Poison intensifies*

    • @snekkoheckko4466
      @snekkoheckko4466 3 года назад +7

      I live in rhode island and can say he is 100% right

    • @Alex_K221
      @Alex_K221 3 года назад +3

      Can confirm. I love it. 🐙🦑👍🏻

  • @invis234
    @invis234 3 года назад +751

    Listen I can’t tell you how many people I see everyday in Utah who look exactly like Lucas

    • @Maplewest
      @Maplewest 3 года назад +17

      I literally died. Its beyond true

    • @mucuslime
      @mucuslime 3 года назад +5

      Thank you two so much for this it makes it so much better than it already was

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo 3 года назад +22

      I can't tell you how many people I've met in Utah who are _named_ Lucas, or some variant of Lucas.

    • @chemolcalico6792
      @chemolcalico6792 3 года назад +3

      ive never been there, what if there was an earthbound convention there, how many lucas

    • @WasatchWind
      @WasatchWind 3 года назад +4

      @@chemolcalico6792 That's what the heck I'm wondering - they strangely definitively said "he's a Latter-day Saint" - definitely not.
      The only real appearance of our church in gaming is:
      A - the Salt Lake temple shown briefly in the background at the end of The Last of Us
      B - The "new cannanites" in Fallout New Vegas, made out to be church members that survived the bombs dropping.
      I guess they were saying that Lucas is like an inoccent child, cause we don't drink alcohol and stuff? 🤷‍♂️
      I dunno. I'm just glad they didn't make a joke about us having multiple wives.

  • @asherbased743
    @asherbased743 4 года назад +410

    “Michigan is Ice Climbers, because they’re cold and one of them, doesn’t matter.”
    As a Michigander, I couldn’t agree more.

    • @TheSimpleThief
      @TheSimpleThief 4 года назад +41

      Not a soul:
      Not a single soul:
      The Upper Peninsula: Hey, we matter....
      Me living in metro Detroit with a broom banging on the ceiling: SHUT UP UP THERE WILL YA!?

    • @muddykip1235
      @muddykip1235 3 года назад +23

      Da U.P. is very important.
      We have da bears and da moose.

    • @TheSimpleThief
      @TheSimpleThief 3 года назад +8

      @@muddykip1235 you make a good point. Yes, you are important. I'll put away my broom..... for now.

    • @homelessperson5455
      @homelessperson5455 3 года назад +10

      When u look at the other half, is it also called a "Michi-gander?"

    • @keihze25
      @keihze25 3 года назад

      Hell yeah, brother.

  • @jonr8315
    @jonr8315 5 лет назад +2459

    Joker is Guam because he’s the furthest thing from Smash but technically counts.

  • @TheTwostepMan
    @TheTwostepMan 5 лет назад +888

    Puerto Rico: Can we be the 51st State?
    US: Sure AS AN ASSIST TROPHY
    *Meanwhile in our Universe*
    Waluigi: can be in Smash?
    Sakurai: Sure BUT ONLY AS TERRITORY

    • @bajuju7959
      @bajuju7959 4 года назад +25

      Are you saying Puerto Rico doesn’t exist in our universe? I have several questions

    • @therealbpg2431
      @therealbpg2431 4 года назад +7

      Only about 40% of Puerto Ricans want Puerto Rico to be a state, the rest are perfectly content as a commonwealth

    • @sirlazuraz
      @sirlazuraz 4 года назад +3

      @@bajuju7959 are you saying it does?

    • @Cochopper
      @Cochopper 4 года назад +2

      I think you switched it.

  • @sunbrosolaire1496
    @sunbrosolaire1496 4 года назад +81

    "Arizona is pit, because the Grand Canyon is a big pit" is probably the best thing ive heard about arizona since I moved here

  • @kashootit4908
    @kashootit4908 4 года назад +131

    It's funny how Simone acts disgusted at the Corrin = Corn joke when that was a major meme in the Fire Emblem fandom.

    • @Forestxavier20
      @Forestxavier20 3 года назад +1

      I'm kinda shocked Ohio wasn't used for that joke.

  • @saacattaac007
    @saacattaac007 5 лет назад +2574

    Alabama is Ice Climbers.
    People are debating wether they’re siblings or lovers? The answer is Alabama.

    • @williamphillips6069
      @williamphillips6069 5 лет назад +56

      SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @LucidProtean
      @LucidProtean 5 лет назад +18

      Underrated comment

    • @sayliyuf3727
      @sayliyuf3727 5 лет назад +11

      Actually they are more than friends but less than lovers. That's what they said.

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 года назад +14

      @@sayliyuf3727 whos to say there aren't just one that split an gained sentience

    • @saacattaac007
      @saacattaac007 4 года назад +6

      Bill Cipher not gonna woosh you, but uhhhhh, it’s Alabama man. Siblings and lovers are interchangeable there.

  • @saintabsinthe
    @saintabsinthe 5 лет назад +1776

    man everyone always uses the election jokes for ohio
    we have other things too like
    -an alarming amount of serial killers
    -an opioid crisis
    -a lot of astronauts because everyone who’s ever lived in ohio wants to get as far away from it as possible

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 5 лет назад +83

      Also, America lost the war of 1812, and was forced to take Ohio.

    • @SandwichPuncher
      @SandwichPuncher 5 лет назад +8

      I mean like, everyone uses the evolution joke for Kansas, but you know

    • @rip93ford
      @rip93ford 5 лет назад +7

      When I was stationed in Norfolk VA it seemed like every other license plate was an Ohio one lol

    • @syrogu
      @syrogu 5 лет назад +32

      plus we’ve got a lot of supposedly haunted stuff too and we’re the birthplace of aviation and arguably more important than north carolina

    • @calebsinger-holden908
      @calebsinger-holden908 5 лет назад +14

      We’ve got a lot of Amish people too

  • @unwritten_zephyr
    @unwritten_zephyr 4 года назад +154

    “Diddy Kong is Massachusetts, because thats how all men dress there.”
    Baseball cap and vest I see, thankfully most of us wear pants.

    • @alvickey2565
      @alvickey2565 3 года назад +1

      It’s all cargo shorts out here man, no guy I know wears pants before November

    • @eruditecaptain3117
      @eruditecaptain3117 3 года назад +1

      Most of you?

    • @calebduarte5255
      @calebduarte5255 3 года назад +3

      @@eruditecaptain3117 *Most* of us.

    • @MixMasterJ1221
      @MixMasterJ1221 3 года назад

      @@eruditecaptain3117 Most of us.

    • @Mavkka
      @Mavkka 3 года назад +1

      Thank you for explaining this because I had no idea what they were getting at. All I could think of was the pants and I was like what What WHAT ARE PEOPLE SAYING ABOUT MA STEREOTYPES!?

  • @legitname2662
    @legitname2662 3 года назад +486

    "Pennsylvania is Little Mac because it's feisty and irrelevant."
    This did not age well

    • @jacksonsmith2955
      @jacksonsmith2955 3 года назад +21

      update: he still would have won without it.

    • @legitname2662
      @legitname2662 3 года назад +74

      And with that, Pennsylvania goes back to little mac levels of obscurity for the next 3 years

    • @NotAGraveRobber
      @NotAGraveRobber 3 года назад +17

      Philadelphia founded this country and IMMEDIATELY became irrelevant which we are still mad about, Pennsyltucky is a godless wasteland and Pittsburgh is in another state as far as I'm concerned

    • @Astrometeor
      @Astrometeor 3 года назад +4

      I've lived in Pennsylvania my whole life and let me say this. Nothing special ever really happens here, so this comparison is very accurate.

    • @ourania_a
      @ourania_a 3 года назад +9

      it's quite boring. the only interesting thing to happen to us in a while was being one of the main swing states for the election, but Mr. Biden would probably have won without us (either way i'm glad with how it turned out)

  • @joeyhardin5903
    @joeyhardin5903 4 года назад +2153

    me: oh boy i wonder which smash bros character i am!
    also me: *lives in england*

    • @koriarchen
      @koriarchen 4 года назад +83

      Master Hand because you used to own the majority of us but then we rebelled?

    • @joeyhardin5903
      @joeyhardin5903 4 года назад +19

      @@koriarchen nice one

    • @joeyhardin5903
      @joeyhardin5903 4 года назад +28

      @NitroHelix you can be charizard because youre on fire

    • @beans1430
      @beans1430 4 года назад +2

      Same! Still tho... worth it

    • @joeyhardin5903
      @joeyhardin5903 4 года назад +1

      @LinkieTheHero someone already has so feel free to like my comment

  • @mischieffoal8689
    @mischieffoal8689 4 года назад +737

    BDG December 7th 2018: "We didn't include any of the Fire Emblem characters because they have no traits"
    BDG December 9th 2019: "you can tell every single Fire Emblem character apart
    .
    .
    .
    Or can you"

    • @omnitrix20
      @omnitrix20 3 года назад +1

      isn't corrin from fire emblem?

    • @cottontail2349
      @cottontail2349 3 года назад

      Vsause music plays

    • @tinseltina
      @tinseltina 3 года назад

      @@omnitrix20 corrin has no traits beyond is "so sorry"

    • @omnitrix20
      @omnitrix20 3 года назад

      @@tinseltina yeah so why are they in this video when they're fire emblem

    • @tinseltina
      @tinseltina 3 года назад

      @@omnitrix20 what? Did I reply to the wrong comment? darn, sorry about the mix up. but yeah corrin is from fire emblem. also they were included because of a corn joke. because ohio makes a lot of corn

  • @isolatedGirlthing
    @isolatedGirlthing 3 года назад +196

    As an Oklahoman, we’re Link because whether we can speak or not is up for debate and we actually have very little personality

    • @georgeheld1901
      @georgeheld1901 3 года назад +10

      You are young link, the slightly smaller version of Texas’s link, but not unique like toon link (Louisiana maybe?)

    • @isolatedGirlthing
      @isolatedGirlthing 3 года назад +13

      @@georgeheld1901 Louisiana is Mario Kart Link because of the jazz soundtrack

    • @AzuRemilia
      @AzuRemilia 3 года назад +4

      I thought people from Oklahoma were called Oklahomies

    • @georgeheld1901
      @georgeheld1901 3 года назад +2

      @@AzuRemilia I just call them idiots

  • @cedilowry78
    @cedilowry78 4 года назад +56

    "Because there used to be vampires there, but they’re gone now." Who told you there are no vampires in Maine? Who told you?

  • @Rainygirl3100
    @Rainygirl3100 5 лет назад +285

    I love that Luigi is New Jersey and Mario is New York. Sibling rivalry as strong as ever

    • @TornaitSuperBird
      @TornaitSuperBird 5 лет назад +3

      JasonH Parada little mac is based on Rocky, who’s from Pennsylvania...

    • @adenaroth369
      @adenaroth369 5 лет назад +1

      JasonH Parada boxing is bigger in Pennsylvania then in New York. This is a fact. Also Mario and Luigi (from the old Mario tv show) grew up in Brooklyn New York.

  • @poke-maniacchris2965
    @poke-maniacchris2965 4 года назад +660

    "Hawaii is Lucario, because it's wierdly sexy."
    Yeah, pretty much

    • @omega465
      @omega465 4 года назад +3

      Eww, a furry

    • @omega465
      @omega465 4 года назад +3

      Just a bit on the weird side

    • @poke-maniacchris2965
      @poke-maniacchris2965 4 года назад +7

      Icy I like em a lot

    • @volibear1931
      @volibear1931 4 года назад +5

      I want to say something, as a Hawaiian furry, but the whole rest of the community is more qualified to justify that.

    • @michaeljfan9720
      @michaeljfan9720 4 года назад +10

      I personally would've gone with Incineroar for Hawaii, because I mean, come on. ALOLA IS HAWAII!

  • @cracksniffer396
    @cracksniffer396 3 года назад +77

    Me: oh boy, I cant wait to see what character I-
    "Delaware, because they're also on this list"
    :'(

    • @WasatchWind
      @WasatchWind 3 года назад

      Just be glad you aren't Utah, the endlessly mocked state. I'd be happy to be joked about as being boring.

    • @shonuff2275
      @shonuff2275 3 года назад +1

      I know right...

    • @RailfoxStudios
      @RailfoxStudios 2 года назад +1

      It’s okay. I was born in Delaware too. You’re not alone in your disappointment.
      There’s like 5 of us total but that’s STILL more than 1.

  • @ohioiandemocratstudios4227
    @ohioiandemocratstudios4227 4 года назад +59

    “ Puerto Rico is Waluigi.” People who like Waluigi: TIME TO MAKE PUERTO RICO A STATE!!!!!!!!

  • @McMarshmallow64
    @McMarshmallow64 4 года назад +501

    New Jersey is also always overshadowed by New York except for some niche occasions just like Luigi and Mario

  • @honey-on8oo
    @honey-on8oo 4 года назад +427

    4:08 he lives there :) he is protected :)

    • @defn0tjake
      @defn0tjake 4 года назад +9

      As a Minnesotan, I can confirm this :)

    • @yaboicolleen
      @yaboicolleen 4 года назад +4

      this is my favorite line, and it's so true

    • @wolfcafe3745
      @wolfcafe3745 3 года назад

      @@defn0tjake same

    • @GreenEyedPsycho
      @GreenEyedPsycho 3 года назад

      Jake Tucker there’s a wolf with a gun In Minnesota

  • @alexaurorus9767
    @alexaurorus9767 3 года назад +52

    "Pennsylvania is irrelevant" he says, clearly not in an election year

    • @arandominternetperson437
      @arandominternetperson437 3 года назад

      You are the only person in the comments ive seen to speak about Pennsylvania, are we really that irrelevant?

    • @sanityisrelative
      @sanityisrelative 3 года назад

      @@arandominternetperson437 y'all are currently no longer irrelevant. Congratulations!

    • @arandominternetperson437
      @arandominternetperson437 3 года назад

      @@sanityisrelative I heard something happened in PA but I have no idea what

  • @MixMasterJ1221
    @MixMasterJ1221 3 года назад +62

    “Pennsylvania is unimportant and forgettable”
    2020 Election: Ima pretend I didn’t see that

  • @doorbladder5735
    @doorbladder5735 5 лет назад +483

    United States Of Smash?

  • @anxietyprimev6983
    @anxietyprimev6983 5 лет назад +1419

    Link is Canada.
    They are both very white, surprisingly polite, have a thing for living off the land, and are actually pretty cool in my opinion. I mean, Canada’s cool in the literal sense, but I like cold stuff anyway.

    • @dusknightwings7821
      @dusknightwings7821 4 года назад +68

      Do they both have an insatiable lust for smashing pots?

    • @moesherman
      @moesherman 4 года назад +84

      I'm Canadian and I can confirm that breaking pots/vases/jars is part of our daily routine

    • @ewabiernat5337
      @ewabiernat5337 4 года назад +33

      @@moesherman and screaming

    • @thomaskane9464
      @thomaskane9464 4 года назад +52

      They both are also often called something they aren’t by unknowledgeble people
      Link -> Zelda
      Canada -> USA

    • @rachael501
      @rachael501 4 года назад +23

      Depends on where you go, also did Link colonise the land he's supposedly living off of after killing most of the people who lived there first? because we white Canadian sure did

  • @calvinjenkins6900
    @calvinjenkins6900 4 года назад +67

    “Connecticut is obviously going to be the Wii Fit Trainer”
    As someone from CT, you are absolutely right.

    • @uniraptor4277
      @uniraptor4277 3 года назад +7

      As someone who has 4,100 legally protected wolves in their state, can you please explain to me why? I'm so confused

    • @calvinjenkins6900
      @calvinjenkins6900 3 года назад +2

      Uniraptor 42 Millenial

    • @madafaka8784
      @madafaka8784 3 года назад +3

      @@calvinjenkins6900 it's wii fit because Connecticut is filled with milenials?

    • @brakromlord5197
      @brakromlord5197 3 года назад +2

      Ngl, I thought CT was Wii fit bc of how many hiking trails we have in this damn state

    • @sethconnelly1271
      @sethconnelly1271 3 года назад +3

      Had to scroll so far to find CT lmao, I just like being reminded that my own state really exists

  • @tuvyamaeir4684
    @tuvyamaeir4684 3 года назад +16

    Every state: Charizard. The world is on fire and has a bad temper.

  • @SirHadoken
    @SirHadoken 5 лет назад +791

    As someone who lives in Corrin, I can verify that we are indeed full of Corrin, but we are also full of many other things!
    For example:
    - Meth
    - ...That’s about it

    • @poorlydrawn5691
      @poorlydrawn5691 5 лет назад +3

      Yes.

    • @MediumDon
      @MediumDon 5 лет назад +14

      It's spelled "Marth"

    • @Bobal27
      @Bobal27 5 лет назад +6

      You forgot about intense boredom. That’s why we live on RUclips, in the comments section.

    • @SalFilippelli
      @SalFilippelli 5 лет назад +7

      oh and don't forget the weird ass weather where it can be -40 and snowy one day and then like 90 and sunny the next

    • @Bobal27
      @Bobal27 5 лет назад +1

      Sal Filippelli Yeah, and don’t forget thundersnowstorms.

  • @intraum
    @intraum 5 лет назад +381

    BDG absorbed griffin's weird polygon energy (WPE) and pat absorbed justin's. simone will honk until the end of time, as is her right.

    • @Zhevros
      @Zhevros 5 лет назад +13

      And so it was written

  • @johanniballecter4242
    @johanniballecter4242 4 года назад +19

    Toon Link: Hawaii: ISLANDS - WINDWAKER! DAMN, THAT WAS SO OBVIOUS

    • @ezekielmartin4323
      @ezekielmartin4323 3 года назад

      "Islands in the Great Sea, obviously, that's where they make sense to go!" - BDG

  • @dipskiff
    @dipskiff 3 года назад +18

    “Massachusetts is Diddy Kong, cuz that’s how most men dress there.”
    *ive never been so offended by something I 100% agree with*

  • @lolalikesfrogs
    @lolalikesfrogs 5 лет назад +969

    Puerto Rico is lucas, neither are localized

    • @MimeXDLol
      @MimeXDLol 5 лет назад +47

      I main Lucas and I’m Puerto Rican lmao

    • @AlexPies1
      @AlexPies1 5 лет назад +8

      o o f

    • @ericfelds6291
      @ericfelds6291 5 лет назад +6

      That was fucking good dude

    • @LordDoomsDay
      @LordDoomsDay 5 лет назад +10

      This comment hit me hard as a Puerto Rican and a guy who still waiting for Mother 3 (its never comming right...)

    • @ABitofEpicness
      @ABitofEpicness 5 лет назад +3

      This comment

  • @iconsting
    @iconsting 5 лет назад +327

    "Michigan is Ice climbers because it's 2 parts of a whole..."
    Yes, very good.
    "..And one of them doesn't matter."
    I will bury you.

    • @HeavenFall
      @HeavenFall 5 лет назад +6

      and cuz it’s cold... i’m cold...

    • @warhawk3972
      @warhawk3972 5 лет назад +5

      Accurate tho
      -troll under the bridge

    • @Wednesday131O
      @Wednesday131O 5 лет назад +3

      I live in the important ice climber

    • @druidwarrior1
      @druidwarrior1 5 лет назад

      I'm in the important part to

    • @cheeseninja1115
      @cheeseninja1115 5 лет назад +8

      No matter if we're from the north or south peninsulas of michigan we can agree that we all hate Ohio

  • @marionfrix3508
    @marionfrix3508 4 года назад +9

    Honestly, them saying "thats it, thats all we have for Idaho." Sums up Idaho more than Falco representing it.

  • @kardersamson9035
    @kardersamson9035 3 года назад +9

    I just realized there’s more smash characters than states... huh

  • @pay2cusername845
    @pay2cusername845 4 года назад +354

    I assumed bayonetta would be in Massachusetts, because Salem witch trials

    • @asterism343
      @asterism343 4 года назад +4

      Oh yeah good point
      definitely better than Diddy Kong

    • @Elizabeth68337
      @Elizabeth68337 4 года назад +8

      I thought we would have been Robin because of our excessive number of collages

    • @cerealssbu7545
      @cerealssbu7545 4 года назад +2

      and Salem played her in smash 4

    • @tidal1998
      @tidal1998 4 года назад +5

      Honestly feel like that’s one thing we’re know for and Boston is famous for other things such as our hospitals dr Mario or our sports teams maybe wiifit but Connecticut fits it just as good

    • @defn0tjake
      @defn0tjake 4 года назад +3

      She'd also work in Oregon, as Salem's its capital

  • @Kontoru218
    @Kontoru218 4 года назад +463

    Haven't watched it yet but I already know my state of NY is Mario

    • @rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186
      @rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186 4 года назад +18

      Oh you’re totally on point

    • @freyaburks9187
      @freyaburks9187 3 года назад +18

      You're goddamed right

    • @seymourbuttz6419
      @seymourbuttz6419 3 года назад +24

      WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOIN' YA BIG GALOOMBA, WALKIN' HEAYA

    • @lama99654
      @lama99654 3 года назад

      isnt mario italian though

    • @Kontoru218
      @Kontoru218 3 года назад +2

      @@lama99654 NYC was the biggest hub of Italian immigrants, and parts of it (SI, Brooklyn) still are

  • @DuTrom
    @DuTrom 3 года назад +7

    "Montana is Bowser. Very big but ultimately empty inside."
    I mean, yeah. Half the country doesn't know we exist.

  • @mr.p241
    @mr.p241 3 года назад +6

    2:15 As a Missourian, I didn't give this one a second thought.

  • @lucasholley6026
    @lucasholley6026 5 лет назад +384

    pikachu is #25 in the pokedex.
    Arkansas is the 25th state.

    • @ilznidiotic
      @ilznidiotic 5 лет назад +29

      WAKE UP SHEEPLE

    • @hannibalnectar
      @hannibalnectar 5 лет назад +5

      RDR2 PC port confirmed

    • @lemscem5173
      @lemscem5173 5 лет назад

      Arkansas is the 25th state says who

    • @lucasholley6026
      @lucasholley6026 5 лет назад +4

      @@lemscem5173 the order in which they were made states.

    • @ilznidiotic
      @ilznidiotic 5 лет назад

      @@lemscem5173 25th on this list.

  • @clottedscream
    @clottedscream 4 года назад +274

    I’m actually sobbing over imagining lucas as a Mormon in the context of mother 3

    • @Oli.V
      @Oli.V 4 года назад +8

      Clotted Scream I’ve never played the game explain

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 4 года назад +44

      Olivia Bodily I assume it’s because the main enemy are a brainwashed, fashy cult/group that wants to take over the island. They do so by brainwashing the residents with “Happy Boxes” and punishing the people who don’t follow them by pressuring their friends and neighbors into ostracizing them.

    • @steegen101
      @steegen101 4 года назад +2

      K J bruh that’s cultural appropriation plus he got the name wrong anyway

    • @wyattbequette3596
      @wyattbequette3596 4 года назад +5

      steegen what? Either this is the wrong comment or your seriously trying to defend Mormonism (which is a massive cult)

    • @awildfilingcabinet6239
      @awildfilingcabinet6239 4 года назад +2

      Wyatt Bequette all religion is a cult. Either they’re big enough to go mainstream or they are ostracized. Anyways, Mormonism is just Christianity with polygamy

  • @eeeeeeea4857
    @eeeeeeea4857 3 года назад

    i love these specific roasts for your state because they all work so well

  • @oranlupton3696
    @oranlupton3696 3 года назад +4

    had to get waluigi in there somewhere and i respect that. you’re doing god’s work brian

  • @liquid9353
    @liquid9353 4 года назад +631

    “Delaware is Shulk because they’re also on this list”
    *Sad Xenoblade noises*

    • @BrownSugar83788
      @BrownSugar83788 4 года назад +28

      *sad Delaware noises*

    • @samuelmelendez7566
      @samuelmelendez7566 4 года назад +34

      People in Delaware who main Shulk: 😢

    • @chadwickbryan4919
      @chadwickbryan4919 4 года назад +3

      Liquid *every other state* y’all hear sum?

    • @kaphizmey6229
      @kaphizmey6229 4 года назад +5

      i live in maryland and i main shulk, so if y’all wanna main our boi dr. mario then go right on ahead and do so.

    • @eitang.6292
      @eitang.6292 4 года назад +11

      By the way, “Sad Xenoblade noises” equate to humming You Will Know Our Names really slowly.

  • @Max-bh5tq
    @Max-bh5tq 5 лет назад +732

    These two together are unstoppable

  • @chantment
    @chantment 4 года назад +8

    As someone who lives in Missouri I laughed at the joke way more than I should have

  • @jenkinsfamily2229
    @jenkinsfamily2229 3 года назад

    The amount of simultaneously great and terrible humor in this video is incredible and I love it

  • @Cscope1717
    @Cscope1717 5 лет назад +266

    These too are so chaotic. Also Brian can’t get mad about horny on main we’ve seen the castlevania video

  • @leljdam3189
    @leljdam3189 5 лет назад +1723

    puerto rico is waluigi
    *it's just an assist trophy*

  • @ivyprincess6905
    @ivyprincess6905 4 года назад +4

    3:21 Oh my god I absolutely died from the New York one XD

  • @misssampo
    @misssampo 3 года назад +27

    As a Latter Day Saint (Granted, a Washington one, who went to school in Idaho) I can confirm that 1 out of every 5 men you pass by on BYUI's campus looks exactly like Lucas. It gets uncanny at times, I think they might be cloning them

    • @edgy_username
      @edgy_username 3 года назад +2

      Went to school in an area in Southern CA with a huge LDS population, can confirm same there. Also visited St. George once, and the FLDS also look similar.

    • @boonsaplenty3924
      @boonsaplenty3924 Год назад +2

      Have you fixed your LDS issue yet

    • @1MaxVader1
      @1MaxVader1 Год назад +1

      Nah as another member of LDS, they still have not released the patch update.

    • @boonsaplenty3924
      @boonsaplenty3924 Год назад

      @@1MaxVader1
      yeah but why

  • @affirmingtoe15
    @affirmingtoe15 5 лет назад +170

    This feels like a giant Jab at Buzzfeed's dumb quizzes. XD

  • @ciaradonegan1607
    @ciaradonegan1607 5 лет назад +415

    this video made me realize that smash doesn't have any kind of crab-based character. this is blatant maryland erasure but I guess I can make do with Dr. Mario

    • @orangepeels9097
      @orangepeels9097 5 лет назад +30

      It IS accurate about the drug problem

    • @YBPaladin
      @YBPaladin 5 лет назад +6

      Orange Peels And our health care!

    • @aeo5071
      @aeo5071 5 лет назад +8

      Ciara Donegan also the initials for “Medical Doctor” spells out M.D.

    • @M12GProductions
      @M12GProductions 5 лет назад +1

      Can you think of an iconic crab character from video games? Cuz I'm drawing a blank.

    • @BabyRetardFish
      @BabyRetardFish 5 лет назад +6

      @@M12GProductions uh krabby. i'm declaring krabby the pokemon of maryland

  • @xarfram
    @xarfram 4 года назад +7

    "Georgia is Peach"
    Couldn't agree more

  • @ajcharrier3196
    @ajcharrier3196 3 года назад +3

    I feel like making a Little Mac connection to Rocky and Philadelphia would’ve made sense as well

  • @Alkeracs
    @Alkeracs 5 лет назад +1045

    0:06 California
    0:12 Florida
    0:17 Vermont
    0:23 New Hampshire
    0:30 Pennsylvania
    0:34 New Mexico
    0:40 Kansas
    0:46 Arkansas
    0:50 Arizona
    0:55 West Virginia
    1:02 New Jersey
    1:07 North Carolina
    1:12 Texas
    1:17 Oklahoma
    1:21 South Dakota
    1:28 Louisiana
    1:34 Indiana
    1:43 Montana
    1:48 North Dakota
    1:52 Massachusetts
    1:56 Nebraska
    1:59 Kentucky
    2:02 Georgia
    2:07 Mississippi
    2:13 Alaska
    2:17 Missouri
    2:32 Washington
    2:38 Colorado
    2:43 Idaho
    2:54 Wyoming
    3:00 Virginia
    3:06 Washington D.C.
    3:12 New York
    3:27 Michigan
    3:34 South Carolina
    3:41 Illinois
    3:44 Maryland
    3:49 Hawaii
    3:52 Connecticut
    3:58 Oregon
    4:02 Minnesota
    4:11 Nevada
    4:20 Maine
    4:25 Tennessee
    4:38 Rhode Island
    4:42 Utah
    4:47 Wisconsin
    4:50 Ohio
    4:54 Iowa
    4:58 Alabama
    5:02 Delaware
    5:09 Puerto Rico
    Can I please Have Likes

  • @noelle9121
    @noelle9121 5 лет назад +711

    Simone *really* living up to that Chaos Bi title here.

    • @miles4939
      @miles4939 5 лет назад +1

      @@trauntualafigghtetr6209 u ok there sis

  • @Champi4Real
    @Champi4Real 3 года назад +5

    “Pennsylvania is little Mac because it’s feisty and irrelevant.”
    *This election would beg to differ*

  • @christaln3312
    @christaln3312 4 года назад

    This was a lot punnier than I had expected. I’m very happy about it.

  • @sammyred8
    @sammyred8 5 лет назад +129

    So finding Bayonetta attractive gets the “horny on main” remark, but calling Lucario “weirdly sexy” is fine?
    _-not that she’s wrong-_

    • @sunnysea24
      @sunnysea24 5 лет назад +2

      I think it was because she had so many "sexy" reasons and that was the one he finally called her out on

  • @aidenandre106
    @aidenandre106 4 года назад +116

    Hard working Italians unfairly judged is literally the funniest accurate description of jersey I’ve ever heard

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 4 года назад

      They're not Italians, they're Umpa Lumpas. Didn't you see CGP Grey's new flag for them? It's as accurate as it gets, really.

    • @yosher
      @yosher 4 года назад

      Hey, I may be overweight and have shitty hair, but my skin tone is fine and I’m 6 feet tall! I can’t say the same for everyone else around here though...

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 4 года назад

      @@yosher Don't worry, I was just yankin' your chain.

  • @mistermegalo
    @mistermegalo 3 года назад +4

    4:18 missed the obvious joke to put 'Robert Dededeniro' on the cover

  • @Skelbton
    @Skelbton 2 года назад +3

    Can Confirm, Wolf is my neighbor and he shits in my lawn

  • @intraum
    @intraum 5 лет назад +677

    oh hell yeah now this is WEIRD polygon

    • @diggory4ii385
      @diggory4ii385 5 лет назад +33

      Brian David Griffin is a modern day saint.

    • @noctuadiscipulum9715
      @noctuadiscipulum9715 5 лет назад +15

      This is just a normal day with BDG

    • @GhengisJohn
      @GhengisJohn 5 лет назад +13

      I think I wanna like it, because it's so unabashedly weird. But I also dunno if I can bring myself to do so because Samus and Palutena are also, clearly tens...

  • @Odinsday
    @Odinsday 5 лет назад +198

    "Exactly like Vermont, but with an air of unspeakable menace." Never have I heard a sentence that so perfectly captures my state. I mean, New Hampshire is a nice place, but we have a lot of drug problems.

    • @schwan2420
      @schwan2420 5 лет назад +3

      *laughs in Marylandian

    • @MustraOrdo
      @MustraOrdo 5 лет назад

      Your profile pic fits well with what you said, lol

    • @AdmiralAlexX
      @AdmiralAlexX 5 лет назад

      Its so true

    • @MisterCadaverine
      @MisterCadaverine 5 лет назад

      itsschwaney laughs in colombian*

    • @guilace
      @guilace 5 лет назад

      New Hampshire is like junkie central

  • @wolfegaming36
    @wolfegaming36 3 года назад +2

    4:25 - Bayonetta also works for Tennessee because, as Mark Wahlberg so eloquently put it in the movie Shooter, "Welcome to Tennessee, the patron state of shootin' stuff."

  • @atmoak7063
    @atmoak7063 3 года назад

    i clicked on this video expecting to watch the first one, find out my state, and then skedaddle, but y’all really made me watch the whole video

  • @twirlinplanes4164
    @twirlinplanes4164 5 лет назад +440

    forget the fifty states song, *this* is how *we're* learning the states of america

    • @robinschuelke2056
      @robinschuelke2056 5 лет назад

      twirlin' planes except its missing some states, but screw those states!

  • @Thevolcomification
    @Thevolcomification 5 лет назад +1120

    Aww Puerto Rico IS the waluigi of the US 😂 haha we deserve so much better

    • @4ndr3w
      @4ndr3w 5 лет назад +23

      I live there. Indeed we are the Waluigi of the US.

    • @theorosef
      @theorosef 5 лет назад +6

      what do you mean? there's no character better than waluigi! yall are lucky

    • @c.m.654
      @c.m.654 5 лет назад +2

      Except I actually like Puerto Rico

    • @CynicalFish.
      @CynicalFish. 5 лет назад +8

      Proof that much like Puerto Rico, Waluigi must take his own path, free of the shackles of Smash Bros, for a legendary standalone series.

    • @jrcsmash2150
      @jrcsmash2150 5 лет назад +3

      Pff Waluigi is better than this island. Unless you count Hurricane Maria as the equivalent of deconfirmed.

  • @freddederman7270
    @freddederman7270 3 года назад +2

    Even when this came out this was the situation. In Nebraska summers we’re getting up to like 95-105 degrees

  • @Archibaldh1pp0
    @Archibaldh1pp0 3 года назад

    I was predicting Ice Climbers for Alaska and I'm so glad that you chose something better.

    • @Archibaldh1pp0
      @Archibaldh1pp0 3 года назад

      I live in Alaska and I was predicting "cold, and also mountains I guess"

  • @trover1922
    @trover1922 5 лет назад +117

    “Mississippi is Daisy, because it’s like Georgia, but hotter.”

  • @mattmarshall8639
    @mattmarshall8639 5 лет назад +420

    Ike is Canadian because he fights for his friends

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 5 лет назад +18

      I never saw Ike apologize, though.

    • @darthr0xas363
      @darthr0xas363 5 лет назад +14

      @@williamfalls You didn't, but if you slow down one of Ike's grunts in Smash 4, reverse it, and then do some small edits you can hear an apology.

    • @someunfunnyyoutuber7165
      @someunfunnyyoutuber7165 5 лет назад +3

      Chrom says sorry when he dies

    • @natemcnate9699
      @natemcnate9699 5 лет назад +3

      Canada is playstation all stars

    • @rusty_space_junk8086
      @rusty_space_junk8086 5 лет назад +2

      But you’ll get no sympathy from him

  • @kilo3989
    @kilo3989 3 года назад

    Can't sleep. Watching this video and the Top 50 Games video.

  • @carlkoopa7389
    @carlkoopa7389 4 года назад

    I found this way too late
    came for the topic, stayed for those sweet sweet juicy *PUNS*

  • @Jethammer117
    @Jethammer117 5 лет назад +283

    Kentucky is young link because he is a milk lovin’ farm boy who rides a horse

    • @kinggamer1214
      @kinggamer1214 5 лет назад +1

      Yes

    • @Prince_Luci
      @Prince_Luci 5 лет назад

      And sometimes a motorcycle apparently?

    • @KingCrazyOne
      @KingCrazyOne 5 лет назад +3

      Skylanders Magic coming from someone actually from Kentucky, that couldn’t be any closer to the truth

    • @CabinetGremlin
      @CabinetGremlin 5 лет назад

      Skylanders Magic
      Well... Uh... You got me there.

    • @runedoom
      @runedoom 5 лет назад

      @@Prince_Luci botw link does

  • @NickTheGreatAndPowerful
    @NickTheGreatAndPowerful 4 года назад +613

    "Nevahda: King Deded-"
    "Nevada, people will get angry."
    "Sorry, NEVADA: King Dedede
    Me, a Nevadan: "Thank you Brian."

    • @michaelcostello2628
      @michaelcostello2628 4 года назад +18

      Came here to make this comment. My Nevadan rage burned for .5 seconds

    • @nathaliem3423
      @nathaliem3423 4 года назад +6

      Thanks Brian from a nevadan

    • @user-ud9xc1hr3g
      @user-ud9xc1hr3g 4 года назад +13

      Just curious though - isn't Nevada a Spanish name? In which case, Ne-vah-da would be correct, no? Sincerely, an Oregonian who has zero interest in visiting anywhere that fucking hot.

    • @jessebunuel2073
      @jessebunuel2073 4 года назад +5

      @@user-ud9xc1hr3g Nevadan here- essentially the deal is that all state names derived from Spanish are pronounced in an anglicized manner; take California, for example!

    • @theroyalsphinx8121
      @theroyalsphinx8121 4 года назад +5

      Can we also appreciate the “has mob connections” line??? Cuz that made me legit burst out laughing

  • @caiacrow2730
    @caiacrow2730 3 года назад

    can't believe this video also included jonah's "come on baby" from madame zamporium's wax emporium and i didn't even notice

  • @beerypollens
    @beerypollens 8 месяцев назад +1

    This video turned me into a ROB main. My fingers don’t understand anything but combos anymore

  • @PiranhaSatan
    @PiranhaSatan 5 лет назад +426

    the amount of chaotic bisexuality in this video is astounding

    • @PizzaGravy
      @PizzaGravy 5 лет назад +3

      Lilly Of The Valley its the bisexual energies

    • @BeesForever
      @BeesForever 5 лет назад +1

      bdg is the str8est person i know who gives off such powerful bisexual vibes outside of tom holland

    • @PiranhaSatan
      @PiranhaSatan 5 лет назад

      BeesForever nah

  • @rundyftw
    @rundyftw 5 лет назад +105

    I guess you could call this... United States of smash?

    • @jameszetterman4487
      @jameszetterman4487 5 лет назад +5

      Excellent reference.

    • @scifyi134
      @scifyi134 5 лет назад +3

      *All Might screams in the background*

    • @authorsenpai8617
      @authorsenpai8617 5 лет назад

      PLUS ULTRA!!

    • @zemineriver8043
      @zemineriver8043 5 лет назад

      Oof

    • @alexandramcginnis8872
      @alexandramcginnis8872 5 лет назад

      I seen this reference so many times now, and I literally quoted this in my journal when I first watched that episode, but dear lord, it took me way too long to figure out the references

  • @connorberry9766
    @connorberry9766 3 года назад

    This is maybe the best video I've ever seen, no cap

  • @yoyo_0517
    @yoyo_0517 4 года назад +1

    as a colorado native I'm just delighted with how you've assigned my states kin LMFAO. absolute fire

  • @anonymousdolan4862
    @anonymousdolan4862 4 года назад +149

    “Pennsylvania is Little Mac, because it’s feisty and IRRELEVANT”
    Every Little Main: We do not speak to plebs

    • @Hrabb
      @Hrabb 4 года назад +9

      Little Main sounds like a kink

    • @thomasdarista2782
      @thomasdarista2782 4 года назад +6

      If little mac mains don't speak to plebs they must have a hard time sharing tech with each other.

    • @gigastrike2
      @gigastrike2 4 года назад

      I don't know if I'm more offended by Pennsylvania being called irrelevant or my own thought that it also fits their description of Dr. Mario.

    • @schmeef1022
      @schmeef1022 4 года назад

      gigastrike2 I was kinda hoping it would be a Belmont bc of Transylvania

    • @jasonreidly2091
      @jasonreidly2091 4 года назад

      Michael Shoemaker Wrong continent my guy

  • @snartoblarto4376
    @snartoblarto4376 5 лет назад +142

    he lives there. he is protected.

  • @TimMitch13
    @TimMitch13 Год назад +1

    As someone who has lived in Missouri their entire life, Simone’s joke was perfect and it got me way more than i thought it would

  • @wwirelesswwizard
    @wwirelesswwizard 3 года назад

    As a Pennsylvania resident, your pick for us is spot on. It reminds me of the video “50 State Stereotypes” where, when he gets to us, is like “Even our Amish will fight you.”