Drunk Airline Pilots?! Hell No! | James Gregory

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @ElronHumpperdink
    @ElronHumpperdink 2 года назад +154

    The man, the myth… the southern legend. It’s the storytelling for me that’s funny the most. Mannerisms over the jokes even. He’s a hoot.

    • @ryanmcdonnell9618
      @ryanmcdonnell9618 2 года назад +4

      Saw him last night in Wilson, NC. My guts hurt at the end. Gained a bit of age but just as funny! Great show

    • @minutewithmark7564
      @minutewithmark7564 2 года назад +3

      He is a hoot and a holler..

    • @eastsideterri22
      @eastsideterri22 2 года назад +2

      Hey cool somebody else that says HOOT. AWESOME

    • @rickweissmann7101
      @rickweissmann7101 Год назад +2

      Love him.

  • @willfade7994
    @willfade7994 2 года назад +87

    This guy always cracks me up! I miss this kind of comedy. James Gregory is a legend.
    👏

    • @jamesgregory6388
      @jamesgregory6388 2 года назад +5

      Hello lovely, thanks for your comments, love, well wishes and support! Love received and i just can’t go without sending some right back to you. It's been so many years in my career and I'd love to appreciate and get to know the people who has been here for me all these years even without knowing who I really am, just before I go to my creator. it's a hard time for the world right now, dealing with the war and Omicron through a dark phase but we can only win this war over if we stand together, there is always a light at the end of the tunnel.
      Keep practicing self hygiene and wash your hands and keep supporting my career we will bounce back strong
      - James Geogry with love! 💝

    • @minutewithmark7564
      @minutewithmark7564 2 года назад +2

      @willfade 79 I agree with you.. He is a Legend..

  • @vanessawilliams2825
    @vanessawilliams2825 Год назад +6

    Funniest guy ever!! I lost my whole immediately family and my husband after that. What makes me happy and laugh is James Gregory. I found my only sybling lying in the floor deceased all by myself and months later my Dad died of mersa in the Hospital after battling and fighting cancer 3 times. My Mother died when I was in my 30’s, and my Husband died of Covid with severe heart issues. I dated him when I was 16 and this year would have been 44 years of marriage and 46 years together. I could tell you a lot more but it would be a Lifetime Movie series. Thank you with all of my Heart to make me laugh when I can use it the most!! You’re the Best!! ❤️😔

    • @comedianjamesgregory
      @comedianjamesgregory  Год назад +2

      James would like to get your contact info, Vanessa. Please send me an e mail lenny@funniestman.com when you have a chance.

  • @chelamcguire
    @chelamcguire 2 года назад +28

    It's not every comedian that has 'funny bones'...................this chap is the finest comedian I've ever came across. America, you are so very fortunate to have this fine gent as one of your own. Cherish him, love him, applaud him he's fantastic.

  • @jsouther8628
    @jsouther8628 7 месяцев назад +3

    I wish there was a copy of this whole show somewhere. I have a DVD player and would love to see the entire show! RIP my Georgia native brother. You were the funniest man in THE WORLD ❤

  • @fabieneldridge3414
    @fabieneldridge3414 Год назад +23

    It’s a shame today we don’t have Treasures like him ! He was a National Treasure ! Celebrate Life 🎉😂😅😊

  • @922crappiebbq8
    @922crappiebbq8 2 года назад +76

    I gotta quit listening while driving i could be his next story 🤣🤣🤣

    • @awesomebeast7509
      @awesomebeast7509 2 года назад +3

      Me and my homies were driving down Big Bear mountain. I kept cracking jokes and telling stories and everyone in the car was laughing. At one point I made the driver laugh so hard he started swerving a bit. At that point I knew we had to wait till we got back to flat land to start telling jokes again. I really wish I could remember what I said that almost killed us. If you come up with a funny story or joke try to create a habit of writing it down in your notes or you may forget it

  • @burnieault9444
    @burnieault9444 2 года назад +27

    I absolutely love this guy. LMAOROTF laughing till it hurts. Thanks James

    • @jamesgregory6388
      @jamesgregory6388 2 года назад +4

      Hello lovely, thanks for your comments, love, well wishes and support! Love received and i just can’t go without sending some right back to you. It's been so many years in my career and I'd love to appreciate and get to know the people who has been here for me all these years even without knowing who I really am, just before I go to my creator. it's a hard time for the world right now, dealing with the war and Omicron through a dark phase but we can only win this war over if we stand together, there is always a light at the end of the tunnel.
      Keep practicing self hygiene and wash your hands and keep supporting my career we will bounce back strong
      - James Geogry with love! 💝

  • @throngcleaver
    @throngcleaver 2 года назад +18

    Aloha Airlines: You're tanned before you land!

  • @catfish24
    @catfish24 4 месяца назад +1

    A comedy Legend. He will be truly missed.

  • @sheilacape4794
    @sheilacape4794 Год назад +2

    He's the greatest entertainer ever! When I need a thrill... I sure won't be getting on a plane!!!

  • @don4476
    @don4476 2 года назад +4

    I recon he is indeed the funniest man in America.

  • @jinglelingle26
    @jinglelingle26 2 года назад +40

    About 10 years ago, I was flying from Dallas back home..It was about 10:30 pm and we boarded the plane, bout 5 minutes goes by and finally the co pilot and the pilot board. The first person to walk by me was the pilot and he smelled like whiskey and was kinda red faced, everyone sitting around me smelled him. We all had a little meeting of the minds and we decided to risk it, we figured he had done this before!

  • @tomdbass1
    @tomdbass1 2 года назад +11

    He really is one of the best there is. Funny beyond funny!😅😅😅

  • @coleymoke6709
    @coleymoke6709 2 года назад +8

    One of his best moments.

    • @jamesgregory6388
      @jamesgregory6388 2 года назад +1

      Hello lovely, thanks for your comments, love, well wishes and support! Love received and i just can’t go without sending some right back to you. It's been so many years in my career and I'd love to appreciate and get to know the people who has been here for me all these years even without knowing who I really am, just before I go to my creator. it's a hard time for the world right now, dealing with the war and Omicron through a dark phase but we can only win this war over if we stand together, there is always a light at the end of the tunnel.
      Keep practicing self hygiene and wash your hands and keep supporting my career we will bounce back strong
      - James Geogry with love! 💝

  • @Andrew-84
    @Andrew-84 Год назад +2

    That man is indeed the funniest Man in America. It don't hurt to be a Georgia boy either!

  • @sweetdrahthaar7951
    @sweetdrahthaar7951 2 года назад +42

    There should be a stiff fine for anyone who does not know who James Gregory is. 👍🏻

    • @Master_Petes_Theater
      @Master_Petes_Theater 2 года назад +6

      I wouldn't have been able to pay off my fine. I'm 65 y/o and didn't discover this genius until a few months ago and that was by accident! Better late than never! 😁😂

    • @sweetdrahthaar7951
      @sweetdrahthaar7951 2 года назад +6

      @@Master_Petes_Theater James is a national treasure. Somehow I got onto him years and years ago and I’ve been enjoying him ever since. He’s got lots of material here on RUclips so I’m glad you found him and I know you’ll enjoy him👍🏻

    • @Master_Petes_Theater
      @Master_Petes_Theater 2 года назад +5

      @@sweetdrahthaar7951 Thank you! Yes, I've been binge watching lately. Lots of repeats, too! Yes, I agree. He is a national treasure! 👍👍👏👏😊😂😂😂

    • @noneassociated9578
      @noneassociated9578 2 года назад +3

      It might be a law! I don't know...😀

    • @jessicaconner1242
      @jessicaconner1242 2 года назад +1

      I just found him am I safe?

  • @jacquelinejenkins2616
    @jacquelinejenkins2616 9 месяцев назад +1

    I do not think I have ever laughed this much!!! 🤣🤣🤣
    Love it!

  • @jeanstout4035
    @jeanstout4035 2 года назад +9

    You are absolutely priceless.
    Thank you. ❤️👌😂😂😂😂

    • @jamesgregory6388
      @jamesgregory6388 2 года назад

      Hello lovely, thanks for your comments, love, well wishes and support! Love received and i just can’t go without sending some right back to you. It's been so many years in my career and I'd love to appreciate and get to know the people who has been here for me all these years even without knowing who I really am, just before I go to my creator. it's a hard time for the world right now, dealing with the war and Omicron through a dark phase but we can only win this war over if we stand together, there is always a light at the end of the tunnel.
      Keep practicing self hygiene and wash your hands and keep supporting my career we will bounce back strong
      - James Geogry with love! 💝

  • @barrettpickett5603
    @barrettpickett5603 2 года назад +7

    I am dieing laughing. I didn't notice the sun in my eyes till I rang for the stewardess. Then she flew away with my peanuts. After we landed in Hawaii the pilot said we know you have choices in alcoholic pilots but glad you choose us.

  • @sammyspaniel6054
    @sammyspaniel6054 2 года назад +8

    I remember him on the Johnboy and Billy show. He was going on about how silly it was to halt a construction project due to the presence of an endangered spotted owl. He said "Relax people it's just an owl. If they run low on chickens I'll get involved but it's just an owl".

  • @davidkettell6236
    @davidkettell6236 2 года назад +4

    I REALLY THINK HE IS THE FUNNIEST MAN IN AMERICA.

  • @dizzylizzy6571
    @dizzylizzy6571 Год назад +1

    You're killing me James!! I got a bellyache from laughing so hard!! 🤣🤣🤣🥳🥳🥳😂😂😂😁😁😁🤪🤪🤪😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🥳🥳🥳😂😂😂🤩🤩🤩

  • @grammybear4226
    @grammybear4226 2 года назад +3

    🐼 Big Bear Hugs from a 68 yr old grandma in Kirby, Texas, USA 🐼 ❤ 🎀

  • @tomgutzwiller9327
    @tomgutzwiller9327 Год назад +2

    Great comedian 😂😂

  • @gregb6469
    @gregb6469 2 года назад +7

    I thought, when discussing the lady who didn't notice that the top of the plane had come off, that he would ask what kind of drinks they were serving on that flight.

  • @Chris-w7e
    @Chris-w7e 2 месяца назад

    I would rather wake up to humor on RUclips than anything else ❤ Stay away from negativity y'all.

  • @marvinmartinez5552
    @marvinmartinez5552 2 года назад +5

    A pilot when i flew once did a full circle roll over and leveled it off. Got on the p.a and
    Annonced did you see
    What i did! And i screamed back yea!!
    Come back here and see what i did!!

  • @loisjohnson7272
    @loisjohnson7272 7 месяцев назад +1

    My favorite funny man,, ❤well, we’ll, he’s telling the angels funny stories now, y’all hear those angels laughing !? I do,

  • @laurieking201
    @laurieking201 12 дней назад

    😂Lol 😂😂😂😂. my side aches !!

  • @ndisguz
    @ndisguz 2 года назад +1

    James Gregory 🤣, this is my favorite. I dreamt I bought an ultra-light. No license was required back in the day.

  • @offpherj7884
    @offpherj7884 2 года назад +10

    Hilarious...

  • @CurmudgeonExtraordinaire
    @CurmudgeonExtraordinaire 2 года назад +4

    Aircraft do not "fall out of the sky" when they run out of fuel... Then again, they don't exactly get stuck up there either... :)

  • @josephpilosky4775
    @josephpilosky4775 2 года назад +18

    He is so dang funny ,but some of it is true 👍

    • @jugheadjones5458
      @jugheadjones5458 2 года назад +3

      Yeah, I think that’s what makes him so funny because so much IS true.

  • @jameslangtry2738
    @jameslangtry2738 2 года назад +3

    Awesome stuff 😎

  • @carlaaustin6054
    @carlaaustin6054 2 года назад +9

    I'm trying to visualize the top coming off the plane and how they landed it without passengers not flying out, doing free falls. I'm sure most people were belted in, but that would certainly be something of an experience. Oxygen needed surely.

    • @zumaanandrade3961
      @zumaanandrade3961 2 года назад +1

      He put the plane in a steep dive then leveled out. And you are right thankfully everbody had their seat belt on. One guy was in the toilet. This was in the 80s.

    • @zacharyradford5552
      @zacharyradford5552 2 года назад +2

      From that incident only one person died a flight attendant who was pulled out and her body never found.

  • @waynemetevia7983
    @waynemetevia7983 10 месяцев назад

    "How many Northwest pilots does it take to fly a plane? Two and a fith!" L.o.l. 😅🤣😂

  • @wilmermartinez-xk6cs
    @wilmermartinez-xk6cs 9 месяцев назад

    Somebody flushed the commode and the damn motor fell off.
    😅🤣

  • @sandraritter6399
    @sandraritter6399 2 года назад +2

    So funny 😆

    • @jamesgregory6388
      @jamesgregory6388 2 года назад

      Hello lovely, thanks for your comments, love, well wishes and support! Love received and i just can’t go without sending some right back to you. It's been so many years in my career and I'd love to appreciate and get to know the people who has been here for me all these years even without knowing who I really am, just before I go to my creator. it's a hard time for the world right now, dealing with the war and Omicron through a dark phase but we can only win this war over if we stand together, there is always a light at the end of the tunnel.
      Keep practicing self hygiene and wash your hands and keep supporting my career we will bounce back strong
      - James Geogry with love! 💝

  • @debbidquillian2631
    @debbidquillian2631 Год назад

    I love buddy😅😅😅

  • @ds3333
    @ds3333 2 года назад +5

    I will never fly again voluntarily

  • @lavenabaxter6504
    @lavenabaxter6504 2 года назад +1

    No way would I ever get on an airplane!!! Oh Lorty, uh uh!

  • @jimosullivan1389
    @jimosullivan1389 10 месяцев назад

    From the UK, this guy is so funny but have to listen hard to get all the words. Great accent.

  • @Mdc869
    @Mdc869 Год назад

    So funny lol

  • @douglashenderson4947
    @douglashenderson4947 Год назад

    Yes 😊

  • @chrismcbee4653
    @chrismcbee4653 2 года назад

    Daaaaang!!!

  • @chrismcbee4653
    @chrismcbee4653 2 года назад +1

    Lord. I'm flying to Florida 🤕

  • @vickeypierce293
    @vickeypierce293 Год назад

    😂😂😂

  • @beverlymccollum8861
    @beverlymccollum8861 2 года назад

    I love

    • @beverlymccollum8861
      @beverlymccollum8861 2 года назад

      I love James Gregory. Wish he could be healthy and go on forever.

  • @oneman1812
    @oneman1812 2 года назад +1

    Peace, aka DR. ONE!. Laufta best ME DA ZI NE !.

  • @johnmccree8941
    @johnmccree8941 Год назад

    Reminds me of Gene Tracy... Johnny Dollar... Jimmy Adcock back in the day.

  • @Lanette-po4vj
    @Lanette-po4vj 9 месяцев назад

    Oh my gosh, how true what he's saying today. Its actually happening now.

  • @goofeybutreal4398
    @goofeybutreal4398 Год назад

    😂😂🤣😂

  • @johnjones5354
    @johnjones5354 5 месяцев назад

    Most airlines restrict pilots from drinking within 24 hours of flight, with Northwest it's within 24 feet of the aircraft.

  • @michaelcline3123
    @michaelcline3123 Год назад

    saw a EMT chopper pilot comeing out of food city with a case of beer. hope he was going home.

  • @jamesmaxwell86
    @jamesmaxwell86 7 месяцев назад

    Rip James

  • @sheilacape4794
    @sheilacape4794 10 месяцев назад

    On the runway??? Who's in the toilet on a runway, they was hoping it would fall out in the air.

  • @ALUMOTA372
    @ALUMOTA372 Год назад

    I wish I could meet you sir

  • @johnwatson9518
    @johnwatson9518 Год назад

    The FAA knew the pilots had been drinking the night before, interviewed them at the airport the next morning, and let them fly. Then arrested them when they got to their destination.

  • @frankiebutler2894
    @frankiebutler2894 2 года назад +6

    You can tell this dated as he said “Texaco”!

  • @wendibernhardt9190
    @wendibernhardt9190 2 года назад +3

    Funny funny huy

    • @jamesgregory6388
      @jamesgregory6388 2 года назад

      Hello lovely, thanks for your comments, love, well wishes and support! Love received and i just can’t go without sending some right back to you. It's been so many years in my career and I'd love to appreciate and get to know the people who has been here for me all these years even without knowing who I really am, just before I go to my creator. it's a hard time for the world right now, dealing with the war and Omicron through a dark phase but we can only win this war over if we stand together, there is always a light at the end of the tunnel.
      Keep practicing self hygiene and wash your hands and keep supporting my career we will bounce back strong
      - James Geogry with love! 💝

  • @gegwen7440
    @gegwen7440 Месяц назад

    Like all the best it is not what he says but how he says it.

  • @victorjeffers1993
    @victorjeffers1993 2 года назад +1

    My wife wants to go to Hawaii I told her I don't fly nor do i float ! If we can't drive I'm not going ! Now I did tell her if she still wanted to go to Hawaii go right ahead I'll look at the pics when you send them yo my phone !

  • @sf7129
    @sf7129 2 года назад +2

    That plain that fell out of the sky diesel fuel is just low grade jet fuel jet fuel is just high test diesel

  • @DanWint
    @DanWint 3 месяца назад

    Miss James but if I had to fly one of those big boys and put up with everything else involed, I'd have a pill in one hand and a whiskey in the other.

  • @spitfirered
    @spitfirered 2 года назад +3

    👍💯👏👏👏👏

  • @nickotasla3091
    @nickotasla3091 2 года назад

    Driving car while drinking is illegal.
    Driving Plane while drinking should be VERY ILLEGAL.

  • @anthonymeadows4711
    @anthonymeadows4711 2 года назад

    Clearly he hasn't spent much time in Hawaii. The locals joke about the island jumpers.

  • @larrybrooks5341
    @larrybrooks5341 2 года назад +1

    🤠🤓💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @david5263
    @david5263 2 года назад

    Hey James
    Love you ,but you are advertising for a left woke political party in the Netherlands
    Come on dude.
    Stay awake

  • @don4476
    @don4476 2 года назад +26

    I recon he is indeed the funniest man in America.

  • @jeancucchi8073
    @jeancucchi8073 Год назад

    😂😂😂

  • @curtisthomas2457
    @curtisthomas2457 Год назад

    😂😂😂

  • @kennethfagan9738
    @kennethfagan9738 3 месяца назад

    😂😂😂