Why Lawnmowers & Old Farts Don't Mix | James Gregory

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  • @layneriggs2265
    @layneriggs2265 3 года назад +144

    Him not being able to contain his laughter just makes it 10 times funnier

  • @calebray4168
    @calebray4168 Год назад +15

    This was my favorite era of James Gregory, he had just the right amount of timing and finesse for my liking.

  • @gailcaldwell1512
    @gailcaldwell1512 2 года назад +52

    JG is one of the absolute funniest all time greatest comedians. I mean the jokes…go without saying, but even his “look” and expressions just make the whole thing so much funnier. We’ve been huge fans since seeing him In Nashville in the late 80’s, and were still fans today, (2021) and we are better for it Godspeed James! Thanks for every laugh!

  • @carlaaustin6054
    @carlaaustin6054 3 года назад +46

    How he meandered with that story and kept you with him wandering how it would end is a gift. I enjoyed it.

  • @schadowolf
    @schadowolf 2 года назад +28

    As a disabled vet with many titanium/plastic parts, I approve this video! It brought a smile to my face to make me realize, I'm still doing OK!

    • @thomasgary1219
      @thomasgary1219 2 года назад

      I'm with you brother 🤣😂🤣. When he said it like.... Rusted his butt. I lost it 😭😭😭

    • @schadowolf
      @schadowolf 2 года назад +1

      @@thomasgary1219 :) likewise! I was like this is too funny! And that's after a knee surgery and shoulder surgery right before I saw this video. I laughed so hard I hurt myself! He is the best!

    • @charwallace7025
      @charwallace7025 2 года назад +1

      @@schadowolf Me too/with all the parts the docs put in me! I too am rusty!!🥶

  • @markbishop9284
    @markbishop9284 Год назад +8

    One of the greatest "storytellers" ever. I have blessed to see James many times over the last 35 years.

  • @1LSWilliam
    @1LSWilliam 3 года назад +18

    Deliciously harmless American humor. What a treat,

  • @cathyammons1
    @cathyammons1 3 года назад +54

    My Daddy would’ve loved listening to this guy. 😂 He loved Jerry Clower and comedians like this.

  • @rickwells5624
    @rickwells5624 3 года назад +11

    Honestly, he probly is the funniest guy in America.
    If not, his top 2.
    The man has a true gift and I'm very thankful he chose to share it with us.

  • @Ever443
    @Ever443 3 года назад +45

    SOOOO true, my grandmother would tell stories like this. Go around the world to get to the point.

    • @ab5olut3zero95
      @ab5olut3zero95 3 года назад +4

      And keep you enthralled n gigglin the whole time

  • @SusieDaw-ix6pv
    @SusieDaw-ix6pv 10 месяцев назад +5

    Besides the cute jokes, it's James's telling them is what makes them hilarious!!!

  • @robertfreeman8614
    @robertfreeman8614 3 года назад +81

    This man ain’t telling jokes as much as he’s telling stories. Hilarious!

  • @macdenife4033
    @macdenife4033 3 года назад +79

    Anybody who grew up in the South can relate when he threw in that "bless his heart" 😂😂

    • @joannebattersby8365
      @joannebattersby8365 2 года назад +4

      So can a Canadian Baptist lol. Love from Canada 🇨🇦

    • @minutewithmark7564
      @minutewithmark7564 2 года назад

      Also, “We will make a casserole and come on over.” True..true. I am “older in years” but age is just a number. I think it is your attitude & outlook on life.
      I can relate to his humor so much & enjoyed the full 8 minute vid. He “paints a mental picture in my mind” and reminds me of my upbringing so much!! Never fails to make me “belly laugh” 😆 😂 🤣

  • @minutewithmark7564
    @minutewithmark7564 2 года назад +10

    His southern accent, story telling ability,
    timing and sense of humor make me laugh every single time. I liked the full 8 minutes of him where he “paints the picture” in my mind. “We will make a casserole and come on over.” True true..
    😆 😁 😂 🤣

  • @WvlfDarkfire
    @WvlfDarkfire Год назад +8

    "We'll just add that to what we already owe" still rings true 👍

  • @gwenking7700
    @gwenking7700 2 года назад +8

    He so epitomizes the southern way. Brings back memories

  • @CoondawgPD
    @CoondawgPD 3 года назад +25

    James is the funniest dude around. He and Brian Regan are tops. I saw James at Northlake Mall back in ‘79 or ‘80. “Might be a law.....I don’t know”

  • @razorbak6783
    @razorbak6783 3 года назад +44

    My dad back in the day finally got him a riding mower and he loved that damn thing....problem was he liked to drink a lot, so he would get tanked up and ride it up and down the street in front of our house at 2-3:00 in the morning. Needless to say but our neighbors didn't care too much for that.

    • @charliesphantom6362
      @charliesphantom6362 3 года назад +8

      Wow. Same. We just moved to a 5 acre place back in 1992. It was a daunting task. But that’s one thing he luuuuuved doing. Once he got a riding mower. He’d drive all over the place with the PROUDEST look and demeanor about it. 😆

    • @beverlyhayshouston2770
      @beverlyhayshouston2770 2 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @bobbymax8333
    @bobbymax8333 3 года назад +22

    Love listening to James Gregory he's just so dang funny He could make anyone laugh

  • @Karcarius
    @Karcarius 3 года назад +64

    Love this guy.Whenever I'm feeling down I turn him on you tube.

  • @buttnuggetsfruitfarm-wildc5783
    @buttnuggetsfruitfarm-wildc5783 3 года назад +30

    I love watching these ... it really does remind me of the past ...

  • @josephhickman1306
    @josephhickman1306 3 года назад +42

    Reminds me of old nieghbor... gruff on the outside yet really nice and funny as heck ... sometimes no filter ...but had keen observation of human behavior. Miss you Mel ! R.i.p.😃😅😎

    • @jonance93
      @jonance93 Год назад

      LAWDY, LAWDY, I miss those SANE OLD DAYS. THIS WAS THE BEST OF WHATS IMPORTANT😊

  • @pamelatharp9804
    @pamelatharp9804 3 года назад +14

    I love this guy...he is THE funniest I ever saw!!

  • @heatherlowe7330
    @heatherlowe7330 3 года назад +15

    We totally talk in circles like that 🤣🤣🤣 my mom used to talk like that with her sisters and I noticed my sister and I do with each other too ☺️

  • @wendyyork2959
    @wendyyork2959 3 года назад +63

    I just adore James..laughter is the best medicine..!!!

  • @stephaniegamble3571
    @stephaniegamble3571 3 года назад +76

    Absolutely LOVE this guy!!! As a Baptist PK (preachers kid) he is SO spot on w his jokes its like stepping back into time watching some of life's weirdest moments.. Death and food...
    Feed em and they will come! Feed em they will marry, feed em they will die.. Anything for them covered dishes!!

    • @johnostaszweski2189
      @johnostaszweski2189 2 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂 !!!!

    • @joannebattersby8365
      @joannebattersby8365 2 года назад +4

      How do ? Love from a Canadian Baptist 🇨🇦. He is so very funny. I have an Irish Canadian friend who is such a story teller I'd sit in the bar all night just to hear him talk and I dont even drink. For instance his brother fell face first off of his roof one Sunday after church while his kids and nephews and neices were all in the yard with their moms - he went face first off the roof into BlackBerry canes ( arghhhhhhh) and as he did shouted " Don't try this at home kids!!". Which I find screamingly funny but perhaps it's a Canadian Baptist thing lolol. British style dry humour. 🤣🇨🇦

    • @mozartbabe
      @mozartbabe 2 года назад +2

      So true! I grew up poor in Alabama and as a kid, whenever my granny used to say there'd be a funeral we'd go, too. My eyes would get all starry, thinking of the mega loads of fried chicken, pound cakes, popovers(rolls), etc. Of course I had to endure a two hour or more funeral service in a country church with no air conditioning before my kinfolk would drive us to the house hosting the funeral supper. 🥴😂🥴

    • @schadowolf
      @schadowolf 2 года назад +1

      And if a Lutheran, can't forget the Jello of some type :)

    • @darrellmortensen9805
      @darrellmortensen9805 Год назад

      Yup yup oh I know

  • @candicestevens2389
    @candicestevens2389 3 года назад +48

    I like this guy better all the time,especially when he cracks himself up and hes trying to keep a straight face. And of course the way he keeps dragging out the original story! Its fun

    • @ab5olut3zero95
      @ab5olut3zero95 3 года назад +4

      That’s just how us Southerners talk….. bless your heart.

    • @gregratcliff9831
      @gregratcliff9831 2 года назад +2

      @@ab5olut3zero95 You are so right, I have to tell every small detail when im telling someone about something...and my Son says....Daddy...please get to the point! lol

  • @tonyreynolds5112
    @tonyreynolds5112 3 года назад +9

    Story had as many twists and turns as a politician's spine. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @charlesgreathouse7376
    @charlesgreathouse7376 3 года назад +47

    George Jones drove his mower to liquor store.

  • @drewhembree7380
    @drewhembree7380 2 года назад +2

    What's really funny too is how he gets tickled at his own jokes, making him pause just a minute 😂Love this guy!

  • @elizabethseals2001
    @elizabethseals2001 Год назад +1

    5:19 I love it when he cracks himself up. Lol
    No one is as funny as James Gregory, in my opinion. 😂

  • @mozartbabe
    @mozartbabe 2 года назад +13

    Happy Thanksgiving 2021, everyone! Love this comedian! I grew up in Alabama and had neighbors and kin who spoke just like that! He had me rollin' with laughter😂😂😂😂

  • @alswann2702
    @alswann2702 3 года назад +20

    Awesome. Thanks for sharing. I haven't laughed so hard in weeks.

  • @ellenlumpkin8735
    @ellenlumpkin8735 3 года назад +18

    Hes my Instant Mood Picker Upper!! 😄😄

  • @Chrysaphius86
    @Chrysaphius86 3 года назад +8

    I love old southern boys like James

  • @nayilaathabaskan4690
    @nayilaathabaskan4690 3 года назад +13

    Thanks for so many laughs! You are truly awesome 😅😭🤣

  • @TCBubba
    @TCBubba 3 года назад +26

    Every time he opens his mouth, I look around for my relatives.

    • @ab5olut3zero95
      @ab5olut3zero95 3 года назад +3

      Makes bein stationed far from home easier. I miss livin in the South!

    • @davidcoleman6211
      @davidcoleman6211 2 года назад

      @@ab5olut3zero95 thanks for your service. Come home safe

  • @joeymccullough2716
    @joeymccullough2716 3 года назад +16

    Sounded like my granny on the phone with Aunt Linda😆

  • @brendapoore5450
    @brendapoore5450 2 года назад +3

    He always makes my day better when I watch him. Might add I watch everyday. 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍

  • @amrogers4
    @amrogers4 2 года назад +1

    @5:14 🤣🤣🤣 He'd tried SO hard to contain it, but just couldn't anymore!

  • @janieskelton-christian7652
    @janieskelton-christian7652 3 года назад +16

    Just found this! Am now a new sub! You are so funny! And, myself being from TN, I can relate to your Southern accent and charm! And all your stories sound like many memories of my childhood. Thanks for the laughter! We need more folk like you in the world to cheer us up in these uncertain times!

  • @standstrongwwg1wgabeckerma990
    @standstrongwwg1wgabeckerma990 3 года назад +10

    I drove my new John deer up a tree one time lol 😆😅 I lost control of the thing 😅🤣

  • @GeezerDust
    @GeezerDust 2 года назад +2

    Why have I never heard of this guy - funniest comedian I've seen in a long time.

  • @carlschnackel3051
    @carlschnackel3051 3 года назад +5

    It takes "momma" a long time to get to the point. lol.

  • @kathycortez232
    @kathycortez232 3 года назад +19

    I just love him he so funny 😂

  • @angelabrooks1998
    @angelabrooks1998 2 года назад +2

    How is it I'm 45 and never heard of this? He has my rolling lol. Everything he says describes my life lol

  • @MommeeMadre1
    @MommeeMadre1 3 года назад +5

    I'm pastor's wife.
    These are the kind of stories people stop to tell me after services each week

  • @darlatidwell6255
    @darlatidwell6255 3 года назад +7

    I love that family milestone story too.😂

  • @Dollarkat
    @Dollarkat 3 года назад +8

    I’m fascinated that he has 2 button up shirts on.

  • @ayeshaabdulghaffar7308
    @ayeshaabdulghaffar7308 2 года назад +1

    Best comedian ever. Especially if you're from the south.

  • @sherrieadams1253
    @sherrieadams1253 3 года назад +9

    Living in the SOUTH, you laugh harder because people really do talk like this. Bless his heart is really a smear to the person but they don't know it.

    • @ab5olut3zero95
      @ab5olut3zero95 3 года назад +4

      Bless your heart depends on context. Can be an insult, sympathy, or genuine love depending on who n context.

  • @charliesphantom6362
    @charliesphantom6362 3 года назад +3

    People nearly screaming in laughter when he said “he was so proud”....lol

  • @charliesphantom6362
    @charliesphantom6362 3 года назад +2

    I’m home!!!!🙏🏻😁😁😁😁I knew I heard Dixie calling me again!

  • @robinkarns7512
    @robinkarns7512 2 года назад +1

    He IS definitely the funniest man in America!

  • @bonnieharding4644
    @bonnieharding4644 3 года назад +4

    That made my day! 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏 I can see it happening. Love him 🥰🥰🥰🥰👏👏👏🥰

  • @Scavenger82
    @Scavenger82 3 года назад +5

    Ah yes, the 10 minute story to answer a single question. I know it well.

  • @jimmyhester5613
    @jimmyhester5613 3 года назад +2

    Truly the funniest man in America!!!!!!

  • @misslin1717
    @misslin1717 3 года назад +14

    Always a great day when we hear from ya. Lol

  • @tractormantp2113
    @tractormantp2113 3 года назад +3

    You got a love the south y’all

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 3 года назад +8

    You can tell this video is old because they bought the lawnmower at Sears.

  • @trish9900
    @trish9900 2 года назад +2

    “Lord have mercy “. We still say that here in East Tennessee.

  • @wendyohman8340
    @wendyohman8340 Год назад +1

    This guy is hysterical 🤣!!!

  • @YGardenRose
    @YGardenRose 2 года назад +2

    He’s so funny and they are true stories! 😀😅

  • @timesthree5757
    @timesthree5757 3 года назад +8

    Has anybody noticed that southerners are the funniest people.

    • @2JobsStillPoorUSA
      @2JobsStillPoorUSA 3 года назад +1

      They(we) are because so much wrong happens you just gotta laugh. Best story tellers too.

  • @ONEDAYATIME321
    @ONEDAYATIME321 3 года назад +12

    Someone ought' to tell these guy's, Now'a'day's " You do NOT have to swear and be vulgar! " Comedy is Preception and Timing!

  • @sandyleonard4780
    @sandyleonard4780 2 года назад +1

    My favorite comedian ever!!!

  • @sandraritter6399
    @sandraritter6399 3 года назад +3

    I have saved this one sometime back. So funny

  • @duanew730
    @duanew730 3 года назад +12

    Hes a funny funny man.

  • @DanielFrost21
    @DanielFrost21 2 года назад

    This is hilarious just watching on RUclips. Can't imagine how funny it would be in person.

  • @grammybear4226
    @grammybear4226 2 года назад

    🐼 Big Bear Hugs from a 68 yr old grandma in Kirby, Texas, USA 🐼 ❤ 🎀 ❤ 🎀 ❤ 🎀

  • @jimmydabutler9022
    @jimmydabutler9022 3 года назад +51

    If Ron White and Don Rickles had a kid...

    • @trurobertson
      @trurobertson 3 года назад +6

      I would have to say if James Gregory and Don Rickles had a baby , Ron White would be the spawn

    • @jimmydabutler9022
      @jimmydabutler9022 3 года назад +2

      @@trurobertson that would make sense, in a Ron White comment section.

    • @trurobertson
      @trurobertson 2 года назад +1

      @@jimmydabutler9022 considering James Gregory and Don are much older than Ron White , whatever makes you feel better

    • @jimmydabutler9022
      @jimmydabutler9022 2 года назад +1

      @@trurobertson the joke eludes you. Sorry.

  • @alburnett75
    @alburnett75 3 года назад +5

    He's hilarious

  • @tarashelton493
    @tarashelton493 3 года назад +7

    Anyone from the south like I am knows that’s just how we talk 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ab5olut3zero95
      @ab5olut3zero95 3 года назад +1

      He just does it funner than most of us do!

  • @cmac1624
    @cmac1624 Год назад +1

    We all have a relative that tells story’s just like this. 😂

  • @viperexpress305
    @viperexpress305 3 года назад +10

    Watch the master work the audience ! 😂😂👍🍺

  • @jeffflagles3711
    @jeffflagles3711 3 года назад +4

    Sounds like my Virginian grandma telling me why someone is in jail or a story

  • @phillipgriffith2483
    @phillipgriffith2483 3 года назад +6

    All stolbded up lol

  • @patricianangle6909
    @patricianangle6909 2 года назад +1

    When my grandmother heard something bad she Would say welli hope my die ..can't believe it. Bless her heart ❤

  • @briancarney3443
    @briancarney3443 2 года назад +1

    Man, this is a classic!!!

  • @genehasenbuhler2594
    @genehasenbuhler2594 3 года назад +5

    He reminds me of Jerry Clower!😀

  • @lavenabaxter6504
    @lavenabaxter6504 3 года назад +2

    Thanks for making my day once again!

  • @greatskytrollantidrama4473
    @greatskytrollantidrama4473 3 года назад +4

    Ok, I might be wrong, but if he doesn't rhyme @$$ and rice.. I'll eat my hat

  • @MrBassbump
    @MrBassbump 2 года назад +1

    Well anyway, he had a Chihuahua hahahahhahaha 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @johncamp7679
    @johncamp7679 3 года назад +4

    A damn deck. That’s the best

  • @daisyedberg6658
    @daisyedberg6658 3 года назад +2

    I'm reporting it all to the military police in the morning

  • @old_guard2431
    @old_guard2431 Год назад +1

    This is the classic.

  • @brendariley1303
    @brendariley1303 2 года назад +1

    I swear this is my daddy in James 's body lol

  • @myrtle1234
    @myrtle1234 3 года назад +9

    He’s not a comedian, he is a documentarian. Uh huh.

  • @jeffscott8323
    @jeffscott8323 2 года назад

    This all hits close to home

  • @stephenveatch6494
    @stephenveatch6494 3 года назад +3

    He reminds me of Jerry Clower.

  • @connieefwards534
    @connieefwards534 3 года назад +1

    I would love to go see him,he's the best

  • @glendanave3308
    @glendanave3308 2 года назад +2

    I told mom that !n# she threw a washing at me don't stand close if you have to say this,lol

  • @paulfrels3590
    @paulfrels3590 2 года назад

    Chihuahua ………… he didn’t even get to the joke and they’re hysterical

  • @Brenda-ko7fm
    @Brenda-ko7fm 4 месяца назад

    I loved him so much will sadly miss his jokes

  • @Gnat63
    @Gnat63 3 года назад +1

    I think I grew up with this guy!

  • @NonaGSnyder
    @NonaGSnyder 3 года назад +6

    Hilarious

  • @terereynolds698
    @terereynolds698 6 месяцев назад

    Watching him trying not to laugh because my husband is sleeping next to me 😤😂🤣😂🤣

  • @ginaperry2599
    @ginaperry2599 2 года назад

    I have a neighbor who got a riding mower & your right, he mows his grass every day! And I'm in Texas, were in a drought!

  • @jellybelly7629
    @jellybelly7629 3 года назад +2

    Love it 😊

  • @taylorswiftnumberon1
    @taylorswiftnumberon1 3 года назад +2

    Play this at my funeral cause it’s the story of my life!