The World Has Too Many Made Up Diseases. James Gregory

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  • @lindar7698
    @lindar7698 2 года назад +94

    I suffer from depression and I need only watch James and I’m laughing my head off no matter how many times I hear it. Thank you James you are saving my life.

    • @thechristiangamer7311
      @thechristiangamer7311 2 года назад +4

      I just want to let you know.
      If you want someone to talk to or if you want me to pray for something then just let me know.
      Sorry if this is weird I know I am a stranger.
      I just like to help.
      Regardless wish you all the best and have a great blessed day and life! GOD bless

    • @bathrobebattousai84
      @bathrobebattousai84 Год назад +1

      @@thechristiangamer7311 talking about it only feeds it.

    • @thechristiangamer7311
      @thechristiangamer7311 Год назад +1

      @@bathrobebattousai84 Maybe so I don’t know I’m just trying to help. Have a good day though regardless! GOD bless

    • @allistairmitchell3845
      @allistairmitchell3845 Год назад +1

      It’s strong medicine for depression, isn’t it!

    • @lindajones8426
      @lindajones8426 Год назад +1

      Me too!! He lifts me up!!

  • @robindew9072
    @robindew9072 Год назад +36

    He's so hilarious and he's truthful. He cracks jokes and tells it like it is.

  • @kenparnell4297
    @kenparnell4297 7 месяцев назад +33

    James passed away today, he will be missed he was a real funny man.

    • @ChrisRatley
      @ChrisRatley 5 месяцев назад +2

      O no! Rip brother

    • @chuckwright8889
      @chuckwright8889 Месяц назад

      heard him in his early years....wasn't famous at all then...but freaking hilarious. So sad to hear. A national treasure.

  • @michellepost2986
    @michellepost2986 2 года назад +45

    He is so funny. I agree with him. In the late 1970s, as a teen, I remember my grandad drinking Alka seltzer for gas, and going on with his life. My other grandad mixed baking soda in water, for gas, and he was later fine. They never saw a doc for chest gas. Both lived past age 90.

  • @sburris65
    @sburris65 3 года назад +98

    I have seen James many times over the years and he is so funny but tells the truth.

    • @carolcole570
      @carolcole570 9 месяцев назад

      Truth……but with a bit of cruelty thrown in many times. Especially when he spoke about midgets.

  • @stevemyers4967
    @stevemyers4967 2 года назад +29

    I've just started to watch james gregory and the more i watch him, the more i really like what he has to say. and yes, he is really funny

  • @noglenogle
    @noglenogle 3 года назад +96

    ".. because most things your size have an engine !" Made my day !
    Great set and I love your calm demeanor. :)

  • @RS-gh2mf
    @RS-gh2mf 2 года назад +54

    It's so refreshing to hear clean comedy 👍

  • @janewestmoreland7239
    @janewestmoreland7239 3 года назад +33

    I can't come to work today, I'm burpin' 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Truth, I'm in HR.

  • @martyh4777
    @martyh4777 3 года назад +180

    A lot of truth in his jokes. Nowadays, people constantly claim they are victims. And are constantly whining about it.

    • @utopiaOKC
      @utopiaOKC 2 года назад +3

      I'm gonna have a parade about Zebras next week, if u don't show up youre Zebraist

    • @sr5zzz498
      @sr5zzz498 2 года назад +1

      @@utopiaOKC lol

    • @wmffmw
      @wmffmw 2 года назад +1

      It is much more fun to make victims then being a victim. Just ask any politician. 😂😂

    • @karunyakanth
      @karunyakanth Год назад +1

      @@utopiaOKC if you hold just the Ze parade, you will need crowd control 😀

  • @mikebrown5648
    @mikebrown5648 2 года назад +14

    Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 that was a real good one when he smacked it stomach and said got too close to a fat person

  • @rickslabaugh9283
    @rickslabaugh9283 4 дня назад

    Always love his 'take' on life!! He's so truthful and hilarious about it !!! 😂

  • @bambam6488
    @bambam6488 2 года назад +17

    I love this man, he's a national treasure.

    • @piyushan_abeynayake
      @piyushan_abeynayake Год назад

      Totally agree. He's a natural born. Probably same caliber as George Carlin?

    • @carladaniels7910
      @carladaniels7910 9 месяцев назад +1

      He's the BEST of the BEST, bring me more of his funny!!!😂

  • @AnneAbraham-q6x
    @AnneAbraham-q6x Год назад +5

    JAMES IS THE BEST. 😅😊❤GOD BLESS YOU.

  • @tolfan4438
    @tolfan4438 2 года назад +14

    This man is one of the great storytellers

  • @jkmac901
    @jkmac901 2 года назад +10

    James Gregory is a national treasure!!

  • @TarekMidani
    @TarekMidani 3 года назад +85

    That hits close! He's so right about obesity 😂 it feels better calling it a disease

  • @i_wouldprefer_not_to1196
    @i_wouldprefer_not_to1196 Год назад +25

    As a fat person, that joke about getting too close to one was hilarious 😂

  • @day1fishing603
    @day1fishing603 3 года назад +35

    They sneeze, now I got it. Lmao

  • @speedracer2336
    @speedracer2336 3 года назад +33

    He nailed it, so true!

  • @caroljohnson9286
    @caroljohnson9286 7 дней назад

    He was so hilarious and thankfully he left us with so many videos to enjoy!! RIP James

  • @brendariley1303
    @brendariley1303 9 месяцев назад +1

    I have seen him in person several times.even if he tells the same jokes I still laugh so hard my belly hurts.

  • @davidmorris7101
    @davidmorris7101 2 года назад +10

    Saw James 20 yrs ago chailie good nights in Raleigh. Lmao whole night. Truly funniest man in America and doesn't have to curse or be raunchy.

    • @carolcole570
      @carolcole570 9 месяцев назад

      Ahhhhh, but his cursing is over the top many times.

  • @TheRule1one
    @TheRule1one 3 месяца назад +1

    Love this guy! Will never forget him, RIP. Funniest man in American

  • @scottrygg6275
    @scottrygg6275 3 года назад +15

    Always a smile.

    • @vkaye722
      @vkaye722 2 года назад

      Let ur light in its amazing!!!!!

  • @cindys3435
    @cindys3435 3 года назад +36

    He take a tough subject and makes it so funny!

  • @SuperKirezi
    @SuperKirezi 3 года назад +28

    “Because most things of your size have an engine” 🤣🤣🤣
    That’s an unexpected punchline 👍

  • @runningbaum9430
    @runningbaum9430 Год назад +5

    Less than a minute into this and he already earned a like from me. In the fight world we call that a first round TKO. 😂

  • @richard6502
    @richard6502 8 месяцев назад +1

    I just discovered him a few months ago, and I can't help but find him hilarious because everything he says is so true.

  • @saladdays180s9
    @saladdays180s9 3 года назад +46

    "Most things your size has an engine", 🤣🤣🤣

    • @roberthertz6634
      @roberthertz6634 2 года назад +2

      Followed by a sign on the back. WIDE LOAD.

    • @bryanchaney2572
      @bryanchaney2572 2 года назад

      @@roberthertz6634 and a back up beeper.🤣

  • @ohillbilly
    @ohillbilly 3 года назад +16

    Ol James, always funny!!! :-)

  • @aaronamerica968
    @aaronamerica968 3 года назад +11

    This was great!

  • @AKAHeatherJoy
    @AKAHeatherJoy 3 года назад +27

    He's hilarious!

  • @barryhoneycutt3894
    @barryhoneycutt3894 10 дней назад

    RIP James - was one of the funniest comedians on the planet! From SE Texas Bear 💔💯🙏

  • @pnappo27
    @pnappo27 3 года назад +10

    Hilarious!! First time I’ve seen him!

  • @vet6822
    @vet6822 3 года назад +14

    American treasure.

  • @redfaux74
    @redfaux74 3 года назад +19

    I love this guy. 🤣🤣🤣 I'm afraid he is not going to last the coming year.
    Let us celebrate him while we have him! 🎈🥳🎈
    I'm actually not sure if he's a comedian or a Baptist preacher! 😳
    Them Baptists like to eat and tell it like it is!!! 🤣🤣🤣
    They're not always right but they're confident! 😐

    • @billloomis4975
      @billloomis4975 2 года назад +2

      He looks the best he has in quite awhile. I get it, he has to be over 80 now.

    • @pamelah6431
      @pamelah6431 2 года назад

      @@billloomis4975 he looks awful... :-/

    • @Aswaguespack
      @Aswaguespack Год назад

      He was born in 1946. That makes him 77.

  • @musicfancier
    @musicfancier 3 года назад +10

    OMG this guy is soooooo funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

  • @judyingram4846
    @judyingram4846 2 года назад +9

    Love this little fat man. He's soooo funny, and also tells the truth.❤️❤️❤️👍👍👍

  • @grammybear4226
    @grammybear4226 2 года назад +1

    🐼 Big Bear Hugs from a 68 yr old grandma in Kirby, Texas, USA 🐼

  • @The..Truth-Hurts
    @The..Truth-Hurts 3 месяца назад +1

    R.I.P. James Gregory. May you be Gods personal jester!😊

  • @TheTinaB
    @TheTinaB 2 года назад +3

    Best one I’ve seen in a while

  • @gregjames2684
    @gregjames2684 2 года назад +2

    That is sooooo richly said ,
    "Most people , your size , has an engine"
    LMFAO 😃 😄 😆 😅 😂

  • @williameppler8444
    @williameppler8444 2 месяца назад

    James was one of the great ones. My favorite Comedian. " if your son in law 'uses Its not Butter' their ain't going to be no grand kids"! ha.

  • @marthamckee9532
    @marthamckee9532 Год назад +1

    Love this guy. He says I it like it is.

  • @terriecotham1567
    @terriecotham1567 3 года назад +14

    You have to love art and those who make us for get a bad day or look at things in another way and at times it very funny.
    May the world never lose those who make music, paint, write or just make us loose it because it so funny for the world would be a dark place without people like them

  • @ConfederateHero-vk3wt
    @ConfederateHero-vk3wt Год назад +2

    I told an LCDC drug counselor years ago that alcoholism isn't a disease but rather a choice people make and she only has a job because the government says alcoholism is a disease. She didn't know what to say. She also told me I had to do something or else and I said I'll take the or else. She didn't know what to say. This all took place at a S.A.F.P therapeutic community ( TDCJ) state jail in Brownwood, Texas.

  • @formerfarmer1718
    @formerfarmer1718 2 года назад +26

    He’s absolutely right! We once had “disorders”, now all disorders are called “diseases”. Hypochondriacs love it though. Now they can get more sympathy. And doctors and pharmaceuticals can get more patients and more money.
    I personally hate it when a comedian states facts and makes me nod my head in agreement instead of laughing‼️ It’s like I’m being robbed of a happy moment......

    • @roberthertz6634
      @roberthertz6634 2 года назад +1

      Yep we are STEALING food off their plates. Criminal.

    • @vkaye722
      @vkaye722 2 года назад +1

      We all are being robbed until we stop it 🛑
      Laugh
      Breathe🥰

    • @elizabethcox555
      @elizabethcox555 2 года назад

      Is James Gregory ok? His eyes look like they're not healthy.

    • @chiphobby2443
      @chiphobby2443 2 года назад

      @@elizabethcox555 I sure hope he is. I know he doesnt look as full in the face as he did, but he is getting up in age too. I will sure hate to see the day hes no longer with us. True gem, just like Tim Wilson. Id love to be able to see James before that day comes!

  • @8memaw
    @8memaw 3 года назад +8

    We’re all victims now!😂

  • @clems6989
    @clems6989 2 года назад +2

    Looking pretty rough...Hes had a rough time. God bless this guy. Observational Comedy !

  • @terereynolds698
    @terereynolds698 10 месяцев назад

    I got my 20-year-old grandson hooked on James, my grandson is 5'7" and 320 lbs. one of the one's James said sneezed on him. I'm 5'0" and 150lbs. 🤣🤣

  • @michaellewis2575
    @michaellewis2575 3 года назад +10

    Most comments are from people who can handle reality, some of the negative ones are the ones that believe being fat is contagious.

    • @redfaux74
      @redfaux74 3 года назад +5

      Or Liberals who hate truth.... which is all Liberals.
      They hate the sheer logic stapled to their foreheads.

    • @doofus0123
      @doofus0123 2 года назад +2

      😂😂... Hey! Being fat IS contagious! I got it from ... 😂😂 something ... I ATE! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michellecimmino6326
    @michellecimmino6326 3 года назад +8

    Has me laughing

  • @florareeves1086
    @florareeves1086 5 месяцев назад

    I love this❤

  • @RitaSPENCER-l2v
    @RitaSPENCER-l2v 11 месяцев назад

    Me too. He’s my go to guy when I’m down. 😅

  • @davidwanstall4232
    @davidwanstall4232 2 года назад

    Wonderful

  • @cindyhammack68
    @cindyhammack68 2 года назад +5

    If there were no acronyms for these "diseases" and you could only call its full name, I'll bet there be a lot less people become a victim of them. It would be way too hard to keep saying it over and over again. Could you imagine saying, "I was the victim of Transfusion Related Acute Lung Infection after the hospital gave me too many platelets and packed red blood cells after they discovered I was a victim of aplastic anemia caused by a rare side effect of the drug MERCAPTOPURINE, 6-MP that I was taking for being a victim of Crohn's disease, everytime someone asked "what's wrong with you?"
    Yeah...true story.

    • @vkaye722
      @vkaye722 2 года назад

      Thankfully it wasn't Korina cause you would never had correct diagnoses
      Or be correctly helped
      Good luck

  • @wynbrown5985
    @wynbrown5985 Год назад

    Oh God I'm dying laughing 🤣. He's so right.

  • @jayrob121
    @jayrob121 Год назад +1

    That one guy in the audience when Gregory said tops out at 385. Ohhhhh.. .

  • @abdullahalibutler4703
    @abdullahalibutler4703 4 месяца назад

    So right and so funny. 😂

  • @tinaworley5584
    @tinaworley5584 2 года назад

    I most often when I hear Mr. Greg talk about anything , I fi d myself praying to God.

  • @bradleytguthrie929
    @bradleytguthrie929 Год назад

    I like his comedy

  • @carlmorgan2859
    @carlmorgan2859 11 месяцев назад

    Can't Stop Laughing 😂🤣

  • @alanhumphrey4198
    @alanhumphrey4198 7 месяцев назад +1

    RIP FMIA 😢😢😢😢

  • @sandraritter6399
    @sandraritter6399 2 года назад +1

    Lol. That’s so true and funny

  • @donaldreason5664
    @donaldreason5664 Год назад

    Breason
    😂😂😂😂😂
    😂😂😂😂😂
    😂😂😂😂😂
    ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @robertkerby2581
    @robertkerby2581 Год назад

    Laugh Out Loud, Hilariously, Funny!

  • @Shazzadut1
    @Shazzadut1 Год назад

    This guy is hilarious. I love his story about the fat relative… 😂😂😂

  • @teresawilliams2231
    @teresawilliams2231 Год назад +1

    Comedian's all are the smartest people in the world.

  • @Doctorj63
    @Doctorj63 2 года назад +5

    Sorry to see that James is not looking well.

  • @hasletjoe5984
    @hasletjoe5984 4 месяца назад

    I got that uncureable ailment call OLD. No known cure to my knowledge. Thanks Mr. Gretory, RIP

  • @lorimills7847
    @lorimills7847 Год назад

    I’m crying laughing 😂😂🤣

  • @cathybiller9203
    @cathybiller9203 3 года назад +4

    Acid reflux not fun but never missed work

  • @davidweaver9373
    @davidweaver9373 Год назад

    James Gregory is so very funny

  • @brianadams5996
    @brianadams5996 3 года назад +9

    We get to pick our neuroses these days. What is your brand of crazy?

    • @redfaux74
      @redfaux74 3 года назад +3

      Crazy? 😳
      If you're listening to him for 30 seconds you know he's a Liberal hater. The logic is clear. He's being hyper political without being political. No names, just the symptoms. No categories, just the diseases. He gives the cure. You just have to dig a little.
      Very clever and I love it. Nothing but truth!

  • @lauradoerksen5962
    @lauradoerksen5962 Год назад

    "Most things ur size have an engine"😂

  • @sheilacape4794
    @sheilacape4794 Год назад

    That's right!!! Research mold symptoms, mostly misdiagnosed!!! Fibromyalgia, lupus, celiac, Crohn's disease, rheumatoid arthritis!!! I'm not lying! Makes one stop and think...

  • @detective___mcnulty
    @detective___mcnulty 2 года назад

    Name of song at the end of video?

  • @hasletjoe5984
    @hasletjoe5984 Год назад

    Like his style. I have one of those alphabet issues. It is referred to as OLD, no known cure to date.

  • @barowt
    @barowt 2 года назад

    Only watch this if you want to hear four minutes of laughing off and on.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @williamturns341
    @williamturns341 Год назад

    Mr Gregory is a very funny, insightful philosopher. He has surely taken up where Mr Carlin left off.

  • @chuckg2016
    @chuckg2016 Год назад

    So true!!!

  • @nickstinnett6503
    @nickstinnett6503 3 года назад +4

    🤣😂💯

  • @peggybachler5952
    @peggybachler5952 2 года назад

    Amen!!! 😂

  • @WilliamRichards-tm1jm
    @WilliamRichards-tm1jm 8 месяцев назад

    So very funny...

  • @michaelrief4424
    @michaelrief4424 2 года назад

    All my relatives have that obesity disease. They’re all constantly on a Diet and it just gives them a good excuse for eating More since they are on a Diet. I got a kick out of one who who was bragging about loosing 27 pounds. My first thought was Where did you loose it. Did her ears shrink?

  • @DanWint
    @DanWint 3 месяца назад

    They got a pill to even fix James, it's called Stop a Fun.

  • @bbrcummins1984
    @bbrcummins1984 2 года назад +1

    👍👍

  • @margricks
    @margricks 2 года назад

    Hilarious!

  • @bozhijak
    @bozhijak 2 года назад

    Talk about the endless string of commercials to "ask your doctor" dreak

  • @wpeale71341
    @wpeale71341 Год назад

    "I don't know why my feet hurt me so?" Maybe its because the landing gear are too small for that sized aircraft?

  • @billgateskilledmyuncle23
    @billgateskilledmyuncle23 2 года назад +1

    I've got FAT, it's a condition where I consume too much sugar and carbs.

  • @jellybelly7629
    @jellybelly7629 2 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @kingda117
    @kingda117 3 года назад +2

    Most things your size....... need water for locomotion.

  • @AngryRantsAndStuff
    @AngryRantsAndStuff Год назад

    😂😂😂

    • @AngryRantsAndStuff
      @AngryRantsAndStuff 5 месяцев назад

      James has since died, unfortunately. Miss him. Funny guy.

    • @AngryRantsAndStuff
      @AngryRantsAndStuff 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂 I forgot about the ending to this. Gold!!!!!

  • @mamapoppins7422
    @mamapoppins7422 3 года назад +2

    🙋😁😌😂😂😂😂

  • @johnwilkerson2195
    @johnwilkerson2195 2 года назад +1

    Lmbo!!

  • @markjolyn94
    @markjolyn94 8 месяцев назад

    The one who looks like a euclid tire

  • @yvettemaldonado3725
    @yvettemaldonado3725 Год назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SuperKirezi
    @SuperKirezi 3 года назад +1

    Watching this again and still wondering; what the heck is ED? 😁

    • @coreyclendinning801
      @coreyclendinning801 3 года назад +2

      You're joking right?

    • @abcisneros91
      @abcisneros91 3 года назад +2

      Erectile dysfunction

    • @SuperKirezi
      @SuperKirezi 3 года назад +1

      @@abcisneros91 Oh yeah, now I get it! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @redfaux74
      @redfaux74 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @thankyougod669
      @thankyougod669 2 года назад +2

      ED can be the one Arielle wrote, but it can also be Eating Disorder.