I'm with him, I ain't getting on no plane. Never have, never will. And....BTW, James, this was so funny I'll never drink coffee again while listening to you!! Lol, came shooting out my nose and I almost choked to death 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏funny AF!!!
i always say that yeah more people die in car wrecks than do plane crashes... but at the same time, more people survive car wrecks than they do plane crashes
That last joke feels frightening real. Surprised they just ask people what they weigh and trust them. I also believe they put in _less_ fuel the heavier the passengers are. Fuel has weight, too. They don't need a lot to get from A to B, so to save weight they'll start to cut back from a full tank if their passenger group is too heavy.
I don't mind flying in principle. But I do mind the bad food and hours in an uncomfortable seat where I can't stretch because there's always a dang cart in the aisle selling stuff or serving the bad food!
just started seeing this guy on yt and funny part is there was a woman who lied about her weight when asked when boarding a small plane where balance is very important .. she was like 250 lbs and they asked how much she weighed and she said 100 lbs so they asked her to step on the scale they use for luggage to get her real weight... someone posted the video on tiktok and people were either angry they embarrassed her or angry at her for putting everyone at risk.. from tik tok went to news channels and they put it on yt lol .. no one wants to risk having anything go wrong because some lady is toooo vain to say what her real weight is. lol..
Asking for a person's weight is so the plane can be balanced. Seriously. There is a small airline in Hawaii, Mokulele Air, that flies between Maui, Oahu, Molokai and perhaps one of the other islands using turbo prop 15 passenger planes.
I can never get enough of James. Lord how much he is missed! 🙌🙌🙌
As always, made my day. Love him dearly
Great humor for everyone.
Humor that is actually funny.
Best comedian of all time
Totally agree 👍 👏 and his comedy is so relatable 🤣
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He really is
I watch him over and over. He will be missed.
He’s my favorite comedian
RIP James.. you will be missed
The flotation seats are dual purpose, strap it to your backside, so you can bounce out of a corn field 😂😂😂😂😂
Fill it up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I ain't getting on no plane 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love him!
Fill it up!!!
I’m not afraid of flying. I’m afraid of crashing!
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RIP Junior always went to see him when he came to Charlotte so so funny🤣!
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hilarious
Brilliant
The smallest plane I was on (Athens, GA to Atlanta, GA) was a 12 passenger prop plane. I prayed all the way looking at those props spinning.
i learned this when i was 5 years old when my dad bought me a balsa wood airplane; and in mid flight the rubber band broke; and it fell apart...
"Bounce out of a cornfield" flat funny 🤣🌽 1:45
I'm with him, I ain't getting on no plane. Never have, never will. And....BTW, James, this was so funny I'll never drink coffee again while listening to you!! Lol, came shooting out my nose and I almost choked to death 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏funny AF!!!
I'm 47, never been on a plane, Never will, I was getting up the nerve then watched Rain Man again
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i always say that yeah more people die in car wrecks than do plane crashes... but at the same time, more people survive car wrecks than they do plane crashes
As a pilot, im ROFL!
That last joke feels frightening real. Surprised they just ask people what they weigh and trust them.
I also believe they put in _less_ fuel the heavier the passengers are. Fuel has weight, too. They don't need a lot to get from A to B, so to save weight they'll start to cut back from a full tank if their passenger group is too heavy.
I don't like to leave anywhere where the last sign you see says "terminal".
Red Solo Cup.🤣
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Miss ya James RIP
I don't mind flying in principle. But I do mind the bad food and hours in an uncomfortable seat where I can't stretch because there's always a dang cart in the aisle selling stuff or serving the bad food!
Funny!
Won't be getting on one these days.
Like George Carlins says the illusion of security
Some people believe Elvis is Midwestern 😂❤
just started seeing this guy on yt and funny part is there was a woman who lied about her weight when asked when boarding a small plane where balance is very important .. she was like 250 lbs and they asked how much she weighed and she said 100 lbs so they asked her to step on the scale they use for luggage to get her real weight... someone posted the video on tiktok and people were either angry they embarrassed her or angry at her for putting everyone at risk.. from tik tok went to news channels and they put it on yt lol .. no one wants to risk having anything go wrong because some lady is toooo vain to say what her real weight is. lol..
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You should be afraid of flying because of common sense, but most people don't have it.
Asking for a person's weight is so the plane can be balanced. Seriously. There is a small airline in Hawaii, Mokulele Air, that flies between Maui, Oahu, Molokai and perhaps one of the other islands using turbo prop 15 passenger planes.
That's Delta...D.E.L.T.A. = Don't Even Leave The Airport