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Me: retired firefighter. Wife: retired Nurse. Have competitions to see who can gross the other out first. WE are pretty much even in grossing each other out.
My wife used to be an EMT and she also taught high school chemistry. She never made a big deal out of being an EMT, but it would always come out during the school year. The students would then immediately take it as a challenge to try to gross her out. The poor dears had NO idea what they were up against.
Hmmm challenge accepted
@@johns7734 Try the geneva suggestions. It doesn't work in canada as for us, the geneva conventions are a hereditary checklist, but maybe it'll work for you...
LOL!. This comment made my day. Our collective sense of humor is very dark and broken.
In my family, my Dad was an ambulance driver in the late 60's in Fresno, CA. My Mom was an ER admitting plus floater in the countie hospital he took his patients to (that's how they met) and my Aunt, Mom's big sister, was a nurse at the same hospital. Let's just say that Mom had to make rules with us little kids about what stories were repeated at a restraunt. LOL also us kids joke that Dad's first gift to Mom was actually a bloody body lol
"I can recover from a bullet wound, it's the auto repair costs and insurance premiums that are murder!"
Exactly, flesh heals. Cars cost money
maybe don't waste 30k on a new car and instead get a used one and fix it yourself for a grand total of 5k?
Maybe find someone/where to learn how to fix cars yourself, older models that don't need company-patented factory-installed parts, find some company that is willing to insure the vehicle for less than your annual mortgage payment, and probably a new place to live that lessens the chances of getting shot in the first place. Oh wait, nevermind, it's completely your fault for buying a car in the first place.
My body patches up those holes by itself. You know what’s not going to patch itself? The bodywork of my car.
@@michaelscott6022 Exactly! We should all just ride bicycles! That way, the next time we get shot nine or more times completely out of the clear blue, we’ll have _no_ convenient metal shielding between our bodies and the bullets!
(Hopefully you know this already, but I’m with you, the previous guy’s dumb as hell.)
Worst call I've heard of was a toddler who had been accidentally shot it the head.
Paramedic braces himself before he gets there, knows it's gonna be bad.
Gets, there, and the mom brings her son out and he's... crying?
As it turns out, rhe family liv3s in a trailer, and the bullet traveled all the way across the house, and the several inches of drywall and (presumably) studs had slowed it down just enough to where it was non lethal to even a small child.
Kid still obviously had to go to the hospital, but it had barely penetrated his head.
Holy shit…
That's extraordinarily lucky. In Albuquerque there was an infant who unfortunately died to a bullet coming from the ceiling.
I bet you all were feeling major relief considering what you could have come across.
That’s equally the most tragic and most American thing I’ve ever heard
@@ashleyvhdSame
2:05 “We are most likely some of the craziest, strangest, and most eclectic humans that you will ever meet.” No truer words have ever been spoken about first responders, mainly because they are required to help people in situations like these.
the way i'm genuinely not sure if he meant eclectic (diverse) or eccentric (weird)
@@dietotakuYes
Yes, they are pretty unstable and crazy. At least he admits it.
Guy when asked if he was shot "yeah I think a bullet grazed my leg or something", but got shot nine times is a whole new level of pain tolerance.
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.
pain tolerance, or pain insensitivity, yes that exists. you would think it's a blessing but actually people who can't feel pain must be twice as careful because not feeling pain can lead to more serious injuries...😕
@@YsckemiaReminds me of a report of this girl who couldn’t feel pain. She somehow managed to break her back and was like that for weeks without noticing until her mom thought it was strange.
@@asmith8692 exactly this. I'm sure he felt it later. But in the moment and directly after it's common for people to not feel their injuries and sometimes even be unaware they are injured.
@@Ysckemia yep. People think a high pain tolerance is great, but it's really not. I live with chronic pain. My daily pain level would've meant I was stuck in bed a decade ago, now it's just normal. Which means I ignore things because I have to, otherwise I'd be going to the doctor every other day. The amount of crap you have to ignore just to live your life is astonishing. I've had a whole organ removed and my biggest complaints about recovery were that I hated sleeping on my back and I was too tired to make grilled cheese. Outside of immediate post-op when all the whole area was pissed off, the worst of my pain was "uncomfortably sore".
i once asked a paramedic what was the most "how in the fuck" call he has ever had, now strap yourselves in this gets gory, paramedic got the call everyone dreads, a pediatric emergency priority 1, a one year old toddler had been struck by a ford truck, however the truck TORE THE CHILDS ARM OFF, context the child had ran into the road, driver was going 80 mph and was not drunk but did not have enough time to react or slow down, they quickly cart the baby to the hospital, were able to find the childs arm in a ditch and also get it on ice and to the hospital, jump to two years later, the paramedic never forgot about that call and still wondered what happened to the boy, imagen his surprise when the family actually came to the firehouse to give thanks for saving their sons life but also his arm, the boy now three not only was able to have his arm reattached but also made a 100% recovery of all function of his hand and arm
Holy crap. I didn't know science could even do something like that.
That's incredible
I once heard of a guy who had both arms torn off by farm equipment and then used his mouth and a pencil to call 911 and actually got both arms put back on and working again, so it can work if you’re quick enough
That's amazing. I would have expected the kid to never recover full use of his arm, but if he did, then that's insane!!!
@@stonelion8020 i need more details on this
0:47 - the part about this accident being the first to make you think you were going to blow chunks reminded me of an incident a colleague told me about, many years ago.
This happened towards the end of the 1970s, in the South West of England... At that time, my colleague Tim was a police officer, and he had been dispatched to a company that processed rock. There had been a big enough incident that there were multiple ambulances, a fire crew, and police officers. The company used equipment to cut large chunks of rock. The way he described the piece of equipment that had failed made it sound like a huge bench saw.
Unfortunately, safety guards were not present on this piece of equipment; so when the enormous circular saw blade failed, shrapnel went flying... There was parts of the blade in the ceiling, the walls, and a few of the unfortunate workers. The guy that was operating the equipment however, got the worst of it.
Tim said he walked into the building and came face to face with the guy, being helped onto a stretcher by the paramedics. A large chunk of the circular saw was embedded in his arm, just below the elbow. That wasn't what Tim nearly lost his dinner over. The blade fragment took a rather straight path to the guys elbow, starting between two of his fingers, bisecting the arm as it travelled. Tim told me, however, that even that wasn't the sight that had turn his stomach.
The problem for Tim was, that the blade had been so hot when this happened, that it had apparently cauterized much of the injury as it was causing it. So what he could not come to grips with (forgive the unintentional pun), was the lack of blood pouring out of this man's arm, despite it being split along it's length.
However crazy this might sound that operator was very lucky the blade was hot or else he might have bled to death
@@vakar9779 absolutely, industrial accidents can very quickly and easily be catastrophic. He was extremely fortunate to come out of that situation alive.
@@damionlee7658 do you know if he made a full recovery or not?
@@Greenhawk4 No idea what happened to him, unfortunately. After he was wheeled out to the ambulance Tim had no further contact with him.
We can presume he did not die directly from the injury. Such a significant injury probably comes with a serious risk of infection; if that was avoided, or controlled, it seems to me the odds of surviving the injury were reasonably high.
How much use he retained of that arm and hand is anybody's guess. But I think it would be fair to presume that if he was able to keep the arm, there would be a lifelong reduction in motor control, feeling, and dexterity.
But I stress that this is all guess work based purely on what seems sensible to me from Tim's account of what he saw.
@@damionlee7658 yeah he definitely lost that arm... if not by amputation then by motor function. I personally didn't know that the nerves are so sensitive until a dog bit my father's finger and he lost his sense of touch in most parts of the finger. Pretty strange how the human body is so resilient yet so fragile.
bro the leg one really hits home. that shit happened to me. I was in a crash and snapped my right leg clean in half and i tried to walk out of the wreck when i realized something felt weird, only to realize my foot was not holding me up but what was left of my tibia and fibula. i probably would have freaked the fuck out if i wasn't so focused on the pain that immediately hit me upon realization.
Nasty
Damn, hope they managed to salvage your foot. Pain is weird, had two instances were I got injured and it just felt wrong until could see what had happened (dislocated knee once and impaled on a handlebar another time), and then it just hits all at once.
Huh. Makes me think some of those descriptions in All Quiet on the Western Front were things the author really saw.
@@GramLikesBreadthe entire thing was based on the author’s experience, so yes, all of it was real because he said he had no need to exaggerate the horror because nothing could’ve been worse. Even the part of the movie with the hands on the barbed wire was a real experience from one of the german veterans working on the movie and most people in the movie were veterans of one side or another so the drills shown were actual drills being done by actual German veterans as they would have during the war. It’s about as accurate a description of war you can get from the people who experienced it
"Chocolate starfish no-no zone" -- I fucking lost it at that.
Yes... Same. 😂
me too. I came here, hoping someone quoted it in the comments.
If you say you didn't lose it at "chocolate starfish no-no zone," you're a freaking liar.
Oh yes.😂🤣😂🤣
@@alyssagass146nope, didn’t loose it, I’ve heard that term before. However…..the Backdoor Cinnamon Ring has been filed under the terms ya gotta remember! 😂😂😂
I firmly believe first responders take the statement "Reality is stranger than fiction" to heart
Much of what we see falls under the category "You Can't Make This $hit Up."
Mental health case worker here. You cannot make this shit up
They have no choice
Yep
basically. we see things in real life that no rational human could think up
A few years ago i had a spontaneous pneumothorax (Colapsed lung). I went to one hospital who ignored me till i was feeling lightheaded. My sister in law drove me to the next hospital, where they immediately did ekg and xrays. They saw the collapsed lung and rushed me into operating room. Hooked me up to an iv with some pain meds gave me a local and then cut between my ribs to get that tube in there with almost no time for meds to kick in. Most painful thing ive ever experienced, but if i moved to much while the tube went in they said it could hit the wrong spot and worse case kill me, so hold as still as possible. I didnt know it was possible to hold that still while in so much pain. But yeah screamed f once and held onto the bar for dear life. Im pretty good with my pain threshhold but yeah dont vape kids.
That's what happens when you vape!!!
I try to apply the saying "Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedic" whenever I have an idea
Remember, kids. Tell the medical professionals everything and the cops nothing.
cause of people who don't talk to police about strange neighbors... terrorists were not stopped.
With kids, the teenage brain is screwy with trying to learn to adult. They do stupid things. It's easy for them to remember when they're in an emergency situation, to police don't talk to peramedic and hospital tell them everything re their body.
Maybe don’t tell them *everything* …unless you wanna get Baker Acted! 😅
@@teddynotcomfy889😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what a stupid fucking bootlicker thing to say.
Which terrorists, exactly?
@@westzed23did you have a stroke?
That guy getting shot all those times and surviving had Adrian Carton de Wiart energy, for real!
Hello, fellow Sabaton listener.
He's just built different
bro is john wick
Grim Reaper to God: “How many times do you have to teach me this lesson old man!”
God is without time, He's not old or young.
My dad is a retired firefighter and there are 2 stories that I will always remember.
The first one was one of the guys was making beef stroganoff but didn't understand the difference between a clove and a bulb of garlic so this man ended up putting 5 bulbs of garlic into it and the entire firehouse smelled like garlic for a week and they ended up going on a run that night to this old lady's house and the first thing she said was "whos been eating garlic?!" They forever referred to that night as "Garlic fest"
The second story isn't as innocent. They responded to a motorcycle vs Sudan accident where the Sudan had T-boned the bike and severed his leg. The leg apparently got to ride up front with my dad as he drove and when they got to the hospital they rushed the guy inside and my dad walks in and is trying to let someone know he has the leg but everyone is ignoring him and focusing on the guy so he held it up in the air and just loudly says "I have his leg!" and they all stop and stare at him as a nurse rushes up and grabs the leg. I believe he ended up losing the leg, ending his motorcycle career
My wife's an RN and I'm a security officer at a very large hospital in Georgia, we love your content.
We love you are content?
@@pootispiker2866 edited for you're approval 🤪
Whats the craziest thing YOU guys have ever seen?
I told this story by a nurse. She was walking through the emergency department, and this man was lying on the bed with his body held rigidly. He and his significant other were playing with a battery operated sex toy at his back passage, and it got away from them. The surgery team thought it might skitter across the small intestines during surgery, causing damage, so they were waiting for the batteries to die. And this is why certain sex toys should be equipped with a wrist strap.
Winner! OMG, hilarious. I can see him there vibrating. 😂
The one time you pray that the batteries are crap 😂
"No flared base? Gone without a trace" are words to live by
Or why they should not exist at all.
@Tom_Corvus5 That's stupid. If there aren't any proper sex toys available, even more people will use household objects to get off, causing an increase in masturbation/sex related injuries. The actual solution is better sex education and access to safe sex toys.
"Back Door Cinnamon Ring."
Sir, that is a great name for it. 😂
This needs to be on a t-shirt
@@katherinebuchanan9350I should make one, then. 🤣
@@dylancastellanos87 🤣🤣🤣
i read this literally 1 second after he said that. timing could not be better😂
just...just don't add additional cinnamon.
Shock covers a lot sometimes. I once stepped on a nail and stapled an entire 2x4 to my foot, and the only thing I was concerned about at the time was that the blood had utterly ruined my custom Vans... (hey, that's important when you're 14...)
I rolled and spun my car on a Saturday, wake up upside down. Somehow just a few scratches, glass in elbow lacerations and bruising. Went back to work on the Monday. Tuesday, suddenly start crying, colleague gets me to GP and I start shaking. Went home with sister after 10 of diaz, 1hr later no improvement so rang gp who said go straight to ER don'tbother calling 000. Took another10 of diaz.. Took that long for the shock and adrenaline to wear off. It was like I was having a fit but it was the body going into shock from naturally a traumatic event.
Craziest thing that happened when I was on duty as a lifeguard. Unfortunately (or rather fortunately...?) I was only called in late to divert onlookers. But what happened was this: Some dude in a bathroom stall called for help. Wouldn't answer questions as to what was wrong. Door was opened. One long-ish item that is commonly known to be present in a bathroom stall was suspiciously absent from view. And yes, this was as bad as it sounds: Feeling frisky, this dude had decided that his back passage was too narrow and needed a good reaming - and then concluded that the business end of the toilet brush was THE tool for the job.
Bro was very obviously ended up in a lot of discomfort, and had decided to have a lay-down before calling for help. Medics were called and showed up promptly. The swimming pool is about 7 minutes away on lights and sirens from the nearest fire station. Considerations were made to call in some heavier equipment and to dismantle the bathroom stall around him since any movement exacerbated his discomfort. Eventually he was carefully extricated without any damage to the rest of the facilities and transported off, laying on his side. We later learned that our hapless ring raider was in the operating room within the hour and had to have VERY extensive surgery. There was a lot of tissue damage. He also was loaded up to the gills with antibiotics and spent some quality time in the ICU. Last we heard that he would have to rely on an ostomy bag for a while.
tl;dr: If you insert any item with its wide end first into anything, you are doing it wrong. This is a bad idea. Don't do this.
Wide end first?!
@@elliotagnew9960 Wide end first.
@@DeputatKaktusSomehow the word “ouch!” seems like a gross understatement, pun intended!
@@dragondancer1814 I don’t know how far this dude came (oh god there is no way of phrasing this without sounding wrong…) in his endeavours.
But if he was able to get where he probably wanted to go, then I guess that he found himself in the absolute worst imaginable position for a case of post nut clarity.
As in „Oh man. Oh crap. Oh no. I done it now…Fuck, fuck, fuck….I done goofed, man…I done goofed!“
@@DeputatKaktus One can only hope that he learned something from the experience-after all, having to wear an ostomy bag for a while would serve as a highly-visible, object lesson. Having to _explain_ why he needs one alone would be a very cringe-y lesson to leave his starfish alone!
It's so insane and somewhat weirdly uplifting to me how such a happy character speaks about such grim (flying body parts, abuse, etc.) content. But this does make him the perfect man for the job (among other things).
His animation is an adopted persona, though he probably is similar just not as much dynamic range
@@gw6667 Of course mate, I understand, I work in a hospital and am familiair with the work and people.
First responders, nurses, and soldiers in combat zones have the absolute darkest senses of humour about their job - with a strange, delighted fascination in things that would sicken or terrify the average person - so these videos are pretty emblematic of a lot of them and the attitudes they have towards the job.
It is uplifting, though, because laughing about messed up situations is one of the best ways for them to stay sane and not get bagged down by the darkness of their jobs. And as someone that grew up in a military town, went to school with a bunch of nurses, and has some first responders in the family, I can also say they're all a bit nuts anyways, lol.
If you can't laugh you'll cry, and if you only cry you'll hate every second and forget all the good you are doing for people.
@@TheCoolCucumber " because laughing about messed up situations is one of the best ways for them to stay sane and not get bagged down by the darkness of their jobs."
When my dad had his first heart attack my mother asked the EMT's how they cope with the stress of all of this, the high speed driving, having to act *now* because a person's life depends on it, and his answer was "to be honest, we get a kick out of fit".
I think if you ask medical personnel what they have nightmares about, it's the times they couldn't get there in time, the times they did what they could and the patient didn't make it. There is no way to laugh about that, you just have to accept that you have limits and you will run into those every now and then.
Soldiers also chose a profession that involves mandatory gore, but have the added trauma of having to do these horrible things to others, while risking getting it done to them. Shellshock is very real.
Anyway, I am grateful that these people exist.
The next edition of Where are they now needs to include the Epipen episode so we can confirm if it truly was Jason giving the adrenaline filled demonstration
I'd like an update on the dart throwing kids. And one on the first responder who needed to chug orange juice during a call.
I would like to see the one with the guy with the pencil in his forearm and the video of the two guys doing the cinnamon challenge.
I want to know what happened with that cheating story of dude coming back from college
Happy to be able to help remove that carrot sir, be careful not to fall in the vegetable patch at 2am again …. Next night guess who’s back? Didn’t have the heart to remind him carrots grow downward.
He did it again? A day later? God, please just buy a dildo. 😅
As someone who works in the ER, "slipping and falling on things" and getting then stuck up there isn't uncommon.
Yep! My mum's been a nurse for over 40 years and she's seen her fair share of patients with foreign rectal bodies. She told me that every single one of these patients had two things in common: 1) they were all men, and 2) they all claimed that they "slipped and fell".
I have family in Fire Service and law enforcement, and I worked admin at the local for awhile. Yep, can confirm nobody really gives a crap at the end of the day what kinds of things you do to get your jollies. Your story WILL, however, be told until the end of time at the station.
Also, in this context, a flair is a base. Make sure everyting you put in your nether regions has one!
@@yudithcaron8053this is important because your butt kinda naturally sucks things in (at least in my experience)
@zahidanpurnama3027
Gonna take your word for that.🤔
@@zahidanpurnama3027 It's the inner sphincter. You got two sphincters in your lower waste management system, the outer one is under your voluntary control and the inner one not so much. The inner sphincter holds back waste until you've found a convenient and safe spot to relieve yourself. Hence why it "sucks in" toys, especially butt plugs.
So damn true. No one cares of what you do to be happy. But when things go wrong, please do tell the truth, so you can be helped faster. We will be telling your story to EVERYONE. And I do mean EVERYONE. And those we do tell, probably will tell others too.
Yes, I agree with you. First responders and their colleagues are strange, I shared a flat with two nurses for a while. Their sense of humour was....different. Funny as hell but different, and the stories they told !
My dad loved to tell me about the time he was called to an accident with a car getting sheared in half by a train.
The driver was so frozen in shock that they took the steering wheel with him because my dad was afraid he'd break the guy's fingers trying to pry it out of his hands.
The bright side: driver's seat was torn out but the driver stayed with the front half of the car as it skidded down the road about 500 feet forward, and while the pants were totalled the driver had locked up so well that he only got a layer of skin scraped off his butt and only needed a wash and some numbing cream.
My dad was in awe that the dude came out of that accident that wrecked his car like that "with less bleeding than that time [I] scraped [my] knees on the sidewalk" and looked like he came out of a Wile E. Coyote cartoon short.
(yes, patient made full recovery in a few days, did need a bit of therapy though)
But did you hit that doug 🤔
I went to a college that had a nursing program, and nursing students were always my favourite people to hangout with: they're hilarious and so unlike the vast majority of people I've ever met. Just had to do my best to avoid eating with them.
I still remember the absolute visible glee that one of them was radiating with when they got back from clinical at an ER and were telling *everyone* about the giant, foul-smelling rotted hole of flesh that they could "fit their whole hand inside" that someone presented with. This was where there had been no hole on that spot prior to a wound turning gangrenous... Nurses are wild, man.
My understanding of medical emergency people's humour:
The darker the humour, the more experienced
You'll find similar humour in any place where danger is constant. I'm an aircraft maintenance engineer, one of my parents is a nurse, and the Venn diagram of humour is almost a circle.
Edit: Aviation maintenance comes with various ways to suffer serious injury or death, including: electrocution, dismemberment, falling, blunt force trauma, high pressure fluid lines, ingestion, jet blast, prop wash, and more.
As a firefighter/paramedic here in Florida, I can concur what Jason is saying is true. I had a lady a few years ago shoot herself in the thigh with a .22magnum just because she was a crackhead and she was high. I honestly wasn’t even mad because she was straight up honest. Yes she did hit the femur, and she got put in a helicopter and flown to the trauma center. It’s never a boring job.
My mom was an ER nurse.....the amount of stories she's told me about the sheer amount of items she's had to assist pulling out of people's behinds is........way too many. And way too much. And I will never get the image of the fact she had to assist getting a dead hamster who had been fed white coco out of someone's behind. WTF
People get creative when they look for make-shift dildoes. But dead hamster. That is something absolutely new and unhinged.
I have seen enough of internet for today.
The amount of people I've met who were apparently hoovering in the nude and...fell...on to the hoover pipe/remote control/ vegetable..is unreal. Both front AND back........
"You'll laugh and struggle believe me but let me tell you...."
It has got to suck for the one person who actually fell on such an object and who will never get anyone to believe it 🤣🤣
@@chaoz1666 From what I've heard from an ER nurse if someone actually falls on something the sphincter tears and the object doesn't typically go all the way in. probably lots of crying as well.
Thing is, given the vast smörgåsbord of human activity on this planet, there probably HAVE been at least one or two folk who were _genuinely_ hoovering/cleaning/etc naked and _genuinely_ did then fall, orifice-first onto an unlikely object.
They will never be believed.
At the same time
In my first EMT classes back in 1980, my instructor gave us a class on how to deal with the gory part of the job. We learned a lot of ways to describe bad situations. Over the years as a firefighter/EMT/911 dispatcher I added to that list.
RIP Chief Paul “Bud” Rimel! You taught us well!
I, too, started in 1980! I bow to you, my fellow dinosaur!
Ohh any tips?
My husband used to work in medical. Every year he looks forward with great excitement to the list of things shoved in places.
Before I became a nurse, I worked as an MA in the DME department of an outpatient orthopedic office. A young man came in to be fitted for a leg cast for a shattered tib and fib. When I asked him what happened, he said he accidentally shot himself with a .45. Me being me just looked at him and asked why he did that and why the crap the safety wasn't on. He said he had just purchased the weapon (his first), was a bit excited, and wasn't paying attention. His father was with him and confirmed his story. I still smile and shake my head with that one.
Did you have to bring the son who burned his fathers car in the garage to the hospital after he was done with him?
Pretty sure that would have one for the morgue, not the hospital.
Still waiting on that update
Probably grounded and not allowed to drive a car anymore
@@sturmovik1274Sure would depend on what kind of car it was.
Remember that guy who fell off a ladder onto a PVC pipe piercing through his bum but did not feel anything, while the police officer who was there fainted in the end? I wonder what happened to the guy AND the policeman after that.
I'm a starting nurse on operation room and in my first week, they just gave me a leg to hold. And there I was, with half a leg in my hands thinking "What am I doing"
My favorite rendition of the "I fell on it," was from Scrubs. There's an episode where they have an ass box, which is full of items pulled out of people's rectums. They have a slideshow of like three people saying, "I fell on it," and one guy at the end that says, "I got bored"
Speaking of honesty during a foreign object in rectum call that was the case for my career first such call. I actually felt a little bit disappointed I would not have a crazy excuse to share, and the receiving ER nurse was surprised by the patient's honesty.
To me the funniest thing about trying to lie to first responders is the *bloody obvious* fact that:
A) they're gonna find out anyway
or
B) you're gonna have a MUCH bigger problem than being ashamed!
🤦🤣🤣🤣🤣
I never understood that, I get you don't want to look dumb, but nurses/first responders have seen 10× worst things than you sticking something up your butt, so if you think about it that way you're the least of there problems.
Sex Sent Me to the ER is a great show for exactly those situations.
“Third degree burns aside, how’d you get a giant gummy bear melted on your chest?”
“Uuuuuh-” *Frantically makes up bullshit to avoid saying that they thought it would be kinky like melted chocolate and were horribly, horribly misinformed about why melted chocolate is kinky in the first place*
(That’s a real episode. I promise you it is. And it was hysterical, once you got past the whole “third degree burns on the chest” thing.)
@@zyriantel9601 Yeah... Chocolate, depending on the variety, generally melts somewhere between 30 and 45 degrees Celsius. Sugar, of which gummy bears are primarily made of, melts at temperatures in excess of 150°C.
There's also a reason that there are special candles for bedroom use if you like that sort of thing, since paraffin wax typically melts between 48 and 66 degrees Celsius. The lower bound of 48° is hot enough to be uncomfortable, and the upper bound of 66° is hot enough to scald.
@@richardmillhousenixon so iCarly was right about gummy bear lamp?
@@richardmillhousenixonMelted chocolate is easier on the skin, got it.
I've seen some gruesome stuff when I was a kid, my dad was in the fire department and I always rode on calls with him, it never bothered me, but it did effect me, I developed a "live in the moment" attitude, and lived very recklessly until I went to jail in my late 20s at Wich point I decided to sober up and try to think about the future, just in case there is one lol.
For the love of all that's holey: it's worth investing in one of the many body-safe toy options available for purchase if your chocolate starfish is hungry. That is a tug-o-war game you will not win, so it *needs* to have a built-in stop-gape measure (a flared base, that is).
i thought there would be a criminal in this but its not the first guy like I thought it would be.
My dad had his truck blasted with pumpkin ball ammo, by a fellow class mate of his when he was caught leaving their mother's house. This was during the vietnam war and my pa was failing classes to not get drafted, so he was a bit older than the other highschoolers. Salt upon wounds, my dad married her the next year.
@@TheBearInTheChair God damn, bro literally had the "your mom" card on them...
I mean, we don't know that the first guy *wasn't* a criminal...
The "holiest person" had me dying! Had to pause the video I was laughing so hard! Thanks, keep it up, and stay safe!
I love the way that you handled the back door situation. Some people are going to like that stuff, and there is an entire Internet full of safe and appropriate ways to explore that part of your body.
On ONE point I can relate: The feeling you get when you first see a foot flopping around lose because a leg bends where it shouldn't. Happened in sports, the guy started to sprint off, his leg snapped and he fell on it, pretty much folding it in half. To tell a long story in one sentence, I ended up with a curious kid on one arm, a IV bottle in the other, the guy in front of me screaming while the paramedics tried to set and splint his leg, and just bloody trying to keep FUNCTIONING in a turmoil of noise and chaos and resist the urge to run away and hide under something to have a good scream and a sob. Because I'm the guy who grits his teeth and grabs a big piece of it when all others are stiff with shock or draw back lest they be dragged into it.
I told a friend: "I hate when I show up and find I'm in charge.
"Who's in charge?"
_people look at you in utter confusion_
😬
"Oh s••t, it's me"
Since I was like 12, I've always crossed my legs in the car. That changed when I was 18 because I heard a story similar to that guy. I thought "hmm, a few minutes of discomfort that can be trained out of me, or possibly destroy my leg and make me lose a limb?" and I made my decision.
I've heard countless times not to put un-flaired objects up there, but one of my pet peeves is when experts consistently and reliably fail to just explain why. And I don't mean "because without a flair it gets stuck up there" but more like "but like... why can't I just poop it back out?" Ie. that second order question. I feel like people might be more receptive if it isn't a "because I said so" kind of answer. But like... will I poop this out or do I need to hobble myself to the ER?
Poop is usually pretty malleable and its slides out of your Backdoor thanks to a combination of Muscles working togheter to push them out. If the poop gets too dry or hard this process gets very difficult often with alot of Pain. Now if that already is hard and hurts imagine objects like shampoo bottles or other foreign objects being stuck there and how much it would hurt to force them out. Its technically possible... but a trip to the ER will avoid many hours on the Toilett screaming in agonizing Pain :P
Poop isn't actually solid, unless you're sick and have hardened stool which if tht happens, sometimes you can't poop it out. So even actual poop can get stuck in there, your muscles and sphincters can only push so hard in there, they're used to passing a soft lump of digested paste, not a solid object. So if something solid is in there, you can't just push it out again, it will get stuck just like hardened stool and you'll need help.
This is also why good diet is important to keep your stool in a pliable state, if your poop gets too solid, not only can it get stuck but you trying to strain and force it out can cause fissures and tears inside, and hemorrhoids, so then you have open wounds inside your rectum next to your feces which can get in your bloodstream, very dangerous. If you're even a bit constipated and you push too hard and give yourself a hemorrhoid, you could be looking at a toilet bowl full of blood when you stand up.
The most important thing is to never let your sphincter close with something solid inside, it doesn't have the strength to push that back out again. Even people who have huge turds, it's not actually solid and that's why they're still able to pass it.
So that's why.
Have you ever been really constipated because of huge, hard, pieces of poop? Well think that except 100x harder. Not so easy lol
And if you somehow haven't been constipated, consider yourself lucky and well-fibered.
It's like trying to squeeze a pebble out of a toothpaste tube. You might work it in there but good luck trying to squeeze it back out again.
@@MadAliceInWonderland I believe Elvis gave himself that heart attack, cause of the pain killers giving him constipation. 😢
1:23 insane plot twist
Retired ICU nurse here. We gotta get kinda crazy to stay sane. More or less.
"...I've seen bodies cut in half..." That was LITERALLY my first call I went to, could see the torso on one side of the car and legs sticking out the same direction a good three feet away. I wont describe what the back end where the bifurcation occurred, but you can guess.
Bro my dad was a fireman. Watching these feels like I’m listening to him. We will sit down and watch these and laugh so hard.
"things without a flare should never go" had me first thinking "caving?"
Then I realized... that I was right.
Are you absolute certain the first guy wasn't just 50 Cent?
Shot 9 times. Walked away like it was nothing.
That guy was hit 9 times without anything major being damaged?! He really is the luckist guy in the world! The karma aspect to the horrific injury is kinda nice too. Hopefully that guy will now seem less imposing to his victims. I'm loving this series, it's cool to find out how they end. The unanswered questions would really bother me.
My guess is it was a weaker round and didn’t penetrate much. Depending on how weak I could see the door skin slowing the round down a very small amount helping just a little.
@@brendanberry7403 Actually, it could be luck. I once had a NCO who'd survived the African Bush War period (served with the most SF of all SF units) before coming to Australia; he survived being brassed up by a PKM wielded by a communist insurgent. 19 scars, no major organs or arteries. Parachuted from a C47 three weeks later with a bicycle and an SLR (aka L1A1 aka FN-FAL) back into the fight.
I had a teen boy with a gunshot to his rectum that swore the couch did it when he accidentally sat on the gun. Not one person bought his story and not one started laughing in his face. He was trying hard to bleed out into his abdomen, but we got him to the ER in time for them to fix him.
I almost do believe that the couch did it. Of all the items he could choose... a gun?? He had to have realized that literally any other object in the entire world would be a better option than a gun. And it was loaded? If circumstances have brought you to the decision to shove a gun up your ass, wouldn’t you at least check it’s unloaded first? Trying to understand what happened there just makes my brain hurt.
Wtf 😭
0:17 this guy had irl plot armour
As a theatre nurse in the UK I can honestly say that we get a giggle out of the foreign objects that adult secrete in their bottom. We love the stories behind them. (See what I did there?). It puts a smile on the faces of hard working scrub nurses. Washing them to give them back to the owner is probably the worst thing though.
I hope you get paid well
It's amazing how you're very happy-go-lucky and chipper your are despite all the horrifying things you've seen happen to human beings (that comment about having seen people being bisected or had their body parts strewn around highways.) It's mentally strong and kind people like you that makes this world a better place.
The job itself probably hardens you too. Gotta get used to it all and compartmentalize if you want to continue doing the job.
Gallows humour is a legitimate survival tactic that first responders, nurses, and soldiers use to stay sane in the fact of such horrible and terrifying situations. It really is a necessity to laugh and have a thick skin in jobs like that - which can sometimes appear pretty inappropriate to people who aren't used to reacting the same way to tragedy/bodily horror. That's one of the reasons I love this channel: it really humanizes first responders and the ways that they need to cope just to be able to do the job.
Animal Rescuers too. I'm a Paramedic moved to animal rescuer and the humor is pretty much the same. @@TheCoolCucumber
@@lorriredmon8212 Spent ten years as a vet tech, can confirm dark, twisted humour is a necessity in vet med as well.
@@lorriredmon8212would you recommend either job?
"Chocolate starfish no-no zone"
This is Dr Karan levels of euphemisms
My parents were firefighter-paramedics. Dad was firefighter full, medic part. Mom was medic full, firefighter part, then she shifted over to firefighter full and dropped medic after Dad got badly injured working as a medic with incompetent partners.
Beware that below is a story that may disturb anybody that's not been in that field:
Worst thing I remember hearing was them talking about when they both worked at the same department and pulled a still conscious person out of their burning home... fused to the charred remains of their bedroom door. The poor people outside had PTSD. They had gotten the two dogs that were in the living room right at the front door out of there, but the bedroom was at the very back of the house. They could hear this person beating on their door, then moving around their room, then beating on the door again and they had to hear this person get progressively weaker and then the screaming pick back up as the flames got closer and obviously... the pain began and eventually they apparently passed out slumped against the door and when they had arrived on scene because this was a reclusive elderly person that had opted to live on the outskirts of the city literally because it was far away from most people, the firefighters did their damnedest to get back to that room despite the massive risk of a collapse. They smash the awkwardly placed hinges because this old man had made the house's interior himself and that would probably explain the faulty electricals that got him killed. Majority of it was SUPER illegal. - But they smash this door's hinges then notice this half burnt wooden door is heavy. They slowly lean it forward and realize near the bottom of it the old man was fused to the door by his melted skin and nearly unrecognizable from all the sloughed off / melted skin around the face, chest and upper body in general.
So needless to say, he did not make it and the heart breaking part was the last thing that dude managed to barely ask was " Are my dogs okay? " which yes, they were. His one neighboring family managed to kick his front door down ad the man of that house actually got his forearms badly burned trying to reach the old man, but the fire had started between the dining room and kitchen in some faulty wiring done by the old man and had quickly spread through the carpet of his home. Those dogs were LUCKY because that guy that saved them by busting in the front door ran in, scooped the dachshund and little terrier up in his arms and then sprinted out. His legs had very minor burns and his arms had bad second and third degree. Was just all around a horrible thing.
Thank you! I work with neuro diverse kids and adults. My worse was retraining or training both age groups, bathroom Pollocks. How to take a poop. Not even an ipad while pooping could keep them from showing how much they give a shit about their art. No pink eye yet!! Thank you for your work!!
Awesome video.
A friend of mine once got into a motor exident. His leg was broken and the bone stuck outside his leg trough his jeans. The only first thing he thought was that his new jeans where messed up.
Shock and adrenaline are amazing things.
I was going to say this same thing 😂 @@petuniasevan
@@adhdhamsterYeah. One time many many years ago - about 1982 - I was home when the university accidentally set their experimental field on fire. Right behind my parents' house. I was scrambling around catching and chasing my chickens toward safety. As the fire got closer to the fence, I redoubled my efforts and unlatched the cover on the annex part of the chicken coop. Mind you, this cover was 6 feet long by 3 feet wide, made of 4x4s around the edge, 2x4s across every 2 feet, and green fiberglass panels attached to it. The thing weighed at least 75 lbs.
I grabbed the cover and in a mild panic _threw_ the cover into the top of a 10 foot tall prune plum tree. Just like it was a frisbee. At the same time the fire roared through the fencing and burned half my hair off, melted my sandals, burned the backs of my legs, and ruined my sundress. I didn't feel anything at the time; the burns sure hurt later. So did my back from throwing that cover.
Still glad that I'd rototilled that back part of the yard so the house was safe.
My hockey coach from growing up gave me an excellent piece of advice that I’ve lived by ever since “your nose and your rear end are designed the same way, everything is meant to be coming out not in.”
Uhmmm ... I sometimes inhale through my nose ... Not a turtle, so my backend is exit only...
You've got to make more of these. I'd watch this for an hour
Dude I've always thought this would make for a kickass podcast. Just traveling from city to city getting gnarly ass stories.
Emergency! used a lot of fire dept call logs for the cases seen on the series. A lot of them were bizarre, but I'd wager there were a lot of "we can not put this on TV" events even back then.
the "Where are they now?" is one of my FAVORITE series on all of RUclips 🤣❤
1:38 remember that one incident which leads to the collapse of yugoslavia
My cousin is a mechanic who works on locomotives (the big machines that make trains go). He told me about a guy who got crushed across his abdomen as one locomotive passed another on parallel tracks in the train yard. Parts of each locomotive stuck out so there was only a couple inches of space between when they pass by each other, and the guy somehow got caught between them. The locomotive braked immediately, but it was too late and the guy was crushed between the two, but he was still alive because it was across his middle and didn't hit heart or lungs, and the pressure was stopping any bleeding. They called his family in to say goodbye, because they knew as soon as they moved the locomotive and released the pressure, he would instantly bleed to death. Absolutely no way to save him. Workplace safety is no joke!
I will always have great respect for first responders. They see horrible things and/or put their lives on the line all for the sake of helping other people.
Wife and I are both both combat vets. Currently even on WTF moments.
Don't forget about the ladies and their Nether Regions. We had a call (I was an EMT) where a woman got a hot dog stuck. She didn't want to go to the hospital and asked if the Paramedic could remove it there on scene. Needless to say, she was brought to the ER
A friend used to work in a hospital operating the imaging stuff (no idea what the profession is called). One day in the break room, two ambulance people were telling them about a case of stuff in rectum that didn't belong they'd just delivered to the ER. Just when they were still snickering about it, a doctor who needed some assistance came in and asked if anyone there had an opening...
I just loved listening to her stories 😂
Note in the ER: Patient tried to feed his chocolate starfish with a soap bottle. :D
Chocolate starfish no no place🤣🤣🤣 Well, that's one I've never heard of before!
And yes, I do think that someone was driving a truck full of karma that day.
Or maybe it was just 'Carma'. Either way why am I not surprised a moron who would stick his foot out of a car window, either moving or parked with car driving by, is also the type of rhymes with lasso whose list of crimes would also include abusing kids.
I was gonna say my sympathy for him getting hurt went right out the window as soon as I heard he abused kids, again same as Mr Chronicles I wouldn’t change my care but I can be sure I wouldn’t be going out of my way to do anything extra for him (ie I’m not fluffing his pillow and changing the AC, those type things, obviously I’d do anything necessary to keep him stable but if it’s not related to his health I don’t care)
And if they do have a flared end make sure you know that that your silicone outer material has a steel core before you step into the MRI machine. That's a fun scan to see.
There wouldn’t be a scan, as the steel core would be ripped out of the person’s nether regions and into the magnets, damaging the machine. 😳😬
@@joanhoffman3702 it's actually happened recently, it ended up in the dudes chest cavity
@@rkfan101 Not where you want your “entertainment devices” to end up. 😳🤢
@@joanhoffman3702 ya, swaggersouls talks about the story on the unsubscribe podcast, complete with the xray of it
I have a cousin who's an ambulance medic in the UK
His first call after qualifying was a speeding motorbiker who'd come off his bike, struck a light pole at an unfortunate angle and been decapitated.
His second call, on the same day, was a small sports car that had left the road at high speed on a bend, hit a wall at an unfortunate angle and decapitated both occupants.
When he told me that, he'd been doing the job for about 3 years and hadn't seen anyone get decapitated since his first day.
"Make sure it has a flange"
- Steveioe
I remember a device called a "Flymo", a hovercraft garden mower. When they first appeared on the market, they had a cutter that made it hover. This guy slipped over with one and pulled over one foot, neatly severing the front of his foot. He didn't want any pain relief all all. That was impressive, I bumped into him in the pub awhile back. We're both a lot older now.
Oh yeah, those are banned in America now because of shit like that.
Hi Jason. Thanks for the "where are they now" series. Its always good to know that they survive, and hopefully with no or minor impairments.
What happens to your special colleagues, the low sugar guy, the epi pan explainer, the dude that try to spook Jimmy, the 2 dudes that don't realise the radio was on while making fun?
Cheers for the updates! Definitely karma on the leg maggot. The no no hole stills makes me laugh out loud!! Love your vocabulary describing that zone! 😂😂😂
Yeah, health care workers are a strange bunch. Just like restaurant staff.
I was a cook for years, now I manage a group home for disabled adults. Weird is my happy place.
Long before I went into my current career, I spent a few years in EMS. The most impressive pain tolerance I have seen was during an ER clinical in paramedic school. Dude was brought in after taking a fall off some scaffolding while painting his house, so they sent in the day 1 new paramedic student, me, to do the patient assessment. It is worth note that this man had not received a single drug by this point, so there no pain medication involved here when I'm talking to him. I walk in the room and he's laid on the bed talking and joking with his wife and kids. I go through the assessment and talks to me as though it's a casual conversation. Super calm and nonchalant about the whole thing, and absolutely no outward signs of pain.
I ask him his pain levels. The standard 0 to 10 scale. He thinks about it a second and casually responds, "A 9? 10? *shrug* Yeah, it's a 10."
"Your pain is a 10?"
Thinks for a second again... "Yeah. I'd say it's a 10."
I go give my patent assessment to the staff and they send the guy to imaging. The radiologist reported back that the man's pelvis was broken. Really broken. It was in 8 pieces.
I had to reply to this! That guy sounds like an absolute tough bastard. I know I myself deal with pain pretty well (Diagnosed with Fibromyalgia since a teen and recently arthritis in my lower back and im not even 30 yet) But your pelvis being broken in 8 goddamn pieces? Ooof. I wonder if he was staying strong for the kids n wife as to not worry them. Either way my hats off to the man and I hope he recovered well. Hell with this story I wouldn't be surprised if he went for a jog the next day after having his pelvis bolted back together 😂
0:54 i'm sorry you've seen WHAT?!
After 20 years working an ER on the east side of Detroit. Very, very little shocks or surprises me.
Unfortunately I knew a kid that slipped on a basement foundation before they stated building the house.
Yay, that scream I still hear in.my head sometimes. Never heard a scream like it again.
When he slipped, he landed on a piece of rebar sticking out of the concrete!
We as kids tried to help him by pulling him off..
Thankfully a neighboring house hear him and called 911 ans ran over to stop us from trying to get him up.
Firefighters had to take a hacksaw and cut the rebar off.
He was a friends cousin and never heard how bad or where it went in at.
Man those screams!
What about the poor guy who was spewing out of both ends and turned his bathroom into a slip and slide?
I love these videos, mad respect to Jason, and all first responders!🫡
I always love hearing the aftermath of these crazy calls. Although, after you mention seeing people cut in half, it makes me curious what some of the most crazy injuries or accidents you’ve seen, and how those turned out. Excellent stuff as always! I’m always grateful to these frontline workers for having to deal with such crazy situations.
2:14 Got it, Chance Flared it is then
"The holliest person on the planet"
Ah, classic.
Did you heard that John Paul 2 was shot, but survived. He was a truly holy man.
Also, 1:17 Thank you very much, i no longer feel bad for this guy, it used to be probably the uneasiest video of yours.
I love emergency responders. They have saved me from both my own mistakes and others. You all kick so much ass.
For part four I’d like to know the outcome of both the guy who fell on the pvc pipe and the attending officer. Hope everyone was ok
Give us another one!
The dedication this guy has in insane, like his pupils are ACTUALLY dialated or the contacts are very convincing
There are also the middle ground of being in immese pain, but also being used to pain and thus being able to operate at reasonable degree of efficiency despite the pain.
My most eye-opening realisation about firefighters was hearing a couple of old hands discussing how a new guy was having a tough time after an incident and one casually says "it wasn't even like the guy was decapitated or anything" . They were still very empathetic about it though and trying to figure out how to help him.
The fact that sir +1 joint was wanted makes the original video so much better.
When I went into the Icu a few days ago, the nurses laughed when I described them as human plumbers, constantly pluging holes, redirecting, adding fluids etc
What would my days be without your hilarious videos...?! Please keep on telling these stories, you're doing a wonderful job here 👍. Plus, I always wanted the profession you chose, but couldn't due to serious health issues - so, thank you for doing what you apparently also feel being chosen to do. May you & your team always return back home safely...
Okay that last one made me chuckle! when I worked ER in Las Vegas, we had several celebrity patients that regularly came in to have "items" removed from their backside. One was in so frequently that he came in with a paper bag over his head (seriously). The guy was a multi-millionaire...one would think he could afford to pay a private physician for such services. Hmmm...maybe he was a masochist and enjoyed being humiliated???