Where are these people now? One of these might be a very personal story about me...

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  • @Searcad
    @Searcad 4 месяца назад +8373

    I love how he's mad that his coworkers will tell everyone about him shitting his pants but is completely fine with disclosing that information to 2.83 million subscribers

    • @FireDepartmentChronicles
      @FireDepartmentChronicles  4 месяца назад +3874

      Yeah, that’s a pretty big hole in my logic….

    • @allylilith5605
      @allylilith5605 4 месяца назад +343

      taking the wind out of their sails

    • @talon8911
      @talon8911 4 месяца назад +684

      I think the difference is that he doesn't have to look at our faces every workday knowing that we know he crapped himself, lol.

    • @LadyAnuB
      @LadyAnuB 4 месяца назад +44

      @@FireDepartmentChronicles You became an EMT/firefighter since you don't have logical thinking 😛

    • @crispinmcsticks
      @crispinmcsticks 4 месяца назад +105

      @@FireDepartmentChroniclesnow the question is: how many have you managed to return the favour to lol.

  • @1105firephotography
    @1105firephotography 4 месяца назад +7837

    We now have come to the point where Jason tells us he's blew his pants in the back of an ambulance.

    • @ferelith-NZ
      @ferelith-NZ 4 месяца назад +214

      And admitted it for everyone with internet access to know about.
      So, that's how many billion people potentially???

    • @fshalor738
      @fshalor738 4 месяца назад +40

      Just once?
      Isn't that what the little bucket is for?
      ./ducks

    • @Momma_Tomma
      @Momma_Tomma 4 месяца назад +7

      😂😂

    • @CDWCAULDRON
      @CDWCAULDRON 4 месяца назад +39

      It's still Funny LOL.
      Come on most of Us have been their in the back of the bus with this issue.
      Teriyaki sea food wraps and Tacos , Come on we have all did this one time .🤨

    • @protocolsev
      @protocolsev 4 месяца назад +92

      There are two kinds of people in the world - those who have shit their pants, and those who deny it

  • @SheepdogSmokey
    @SheepdogSmokey 4 месяца назад +751

    As a former Firefighter, I can confirm, we do in fact love saving lives and helping people, and we LOVE embarassing the ever loving daylights out of our brothers and sisters. There are, in fact, only 2 rules for pranks and such, DO NOT mess with the gear or the food.

    • @Klekowksii
      @Klekowksii Месяц назад +7

      Food I understand, but I'm guessing the gear is for safety reasons?

    • @SheepdogSmokey
      @SheepdogSmokey Месяц назад +37

      @@Klekowksii Pretty much, we don't generally wear it unless needed. Yes, we have tests where it's required so they can ensure (they being command) we can function in it, but imagine itching powder, or changing people around so stuff doesn't fit, it can delay us, or render gear unusable, which is NOT good.

    • @Pokemon-Kid112
      @Pokemon-Kid112 26 дней назад +1

      So no secretly adding extreme hot sauce to the food? That sucks.

    • @SheepdogSmokey
      @SheepdogSmokey 25 дней назад +5

      @@Pokemon-Kid112 I know but don't do it, if you do the "I bet you can't drink that bottle" then they know, but don't mess with the food otherwise.

    • @Pokemon-Kid112
      @Pokemon-Kid112 25 дней назад +2

      @@SheepdogSmokey I know. I was just being silly tbh. I may enjoy spicy food, but I know a lot of people don't. My mum, for example, went puce after a tiny bit of vindaloo sauce. I eat vindaloo quite happily

  • @Rachel-ul8et
    @Rachel-ul8et 4 месяца назад +62

    Lived with a paramedic that became an ER doc. He, like you, had stories. He was hard, tough, and it meant something when he said he met the toughest guy. Apparently this man shattered both his legs, but was dead calm, responding normally. They had no idea what was wrong with him. Then noticed his feet were backwards. They bumped his foot and all he said calmly was “pain, lotta pain” and refused meds. Ryan had mad respect for his ability to ignore his pain.

  • @PaintingWinterMusic
    @PaintingWinterMusic 4 месяца назад +10693

    It's always hard to believe that there are people falling out of 25-foot trees and breaking all their bones while I'm sitting at a desk doing math homework.

    • @PaintingWinterMusic
      @PaintingWinterMusic 4 месяца назад +154

      Safe to say my life would not make a great action movie!
      Also--just going to shamelessly plug--I'm hoping some of you might like the music I make too :)

    • @minelayer26
      @minelayer26 4 месяца назад +19

      are you the real markiplier

    • @rileyb0423
      @rileyb0423 4 месяца назад +56

      SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT HOMEWORK😭😭

    • @GuyHuman
      @GuyHuman 4 месяца назад +7

      @@minelayer26i think he is

    • @heathersweitzer2899
      @heathersweitzer2899 4 месяца назад +17

      I had one of those, trimming his tree totally drunk with a circular saw at the top of the 24’ ladder, saw was still up there!

  • @TheTrueTurtlegirl
    @TheTrueTurtlegirl 4 месяца назад +4017

    The use of Markiplier's "MOO" video caught me off guard

    • @flickcentergaming680
      @flickcentergaming680 4 месяца назад +53

      Me too

    • @RavenSoulifer
      @RavenSoulifer 4 месяца назад +86

      I almost spit my tea out.

    • @bloodysimile4893
      @bloodysimile4893 4 месяца назад +108

      Cow: Hello everybody, I'm markiplier. Excuse me, my camera human filter isn't working today.

    • @wolfform
      @wolfform 4 месяца назад +29

      I came here to comment that very thing! Thank you for saving me the effort XD

    • @TheoRae8289
      @TheoRae8289 4 месяца назад +21

      ​@@bloodysimile4893 same! I guffawed a little too hard 😂

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL 4 месяца назад +300

    Your stories are absolutely entertaining, it's as if we were living those experiences with you. You make moments that could easily be distressful, quite humorous to hear.

  • @dinascharnhorst6590
    @dinascharnhorst6590 4 месяца назад +20

    I totally feel you on that last point, Jason. I was so sick while trying to refrain from soiling myself, my partner actually diverted to another ED. As soon as he stopped, he ran around back, and hopped in as I ran out. The staff was understandably confused by my sudden dash for the commode, but once it was learned what had happened, they sent the doc out to ensure our patient was stable enough to continue on to the destination hospital, and then supply me with some Immodium.

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 4 месяца назад +1

      Imodium is magic. I'm usually backed up, but when I'm not it's messy. Ended up giving some to a co-worker at a pool once. He was embarrassed to admit it, but like dude, I'm already carrying it, I don't think there's anything you can say to me that would shock me.
      He was a newbie, I was shift supervisor, he came up telling me he needed to leave for a bit. I could let people leave, but I needed something to write down. He told me he needed to get meds, I told him the ones I had, he didn't recognize the name Imodium and asked what it was, I said "anti diarrheal", and I could instantly see on his face that's what he needed. Thankfully I was able to convince him that I never talk about who I give meds to, and after pointing out I already had them, he admitted it and took them.

  • @fallonfireblade4404
    @fallonfireblade4404 4 месяца назад +1997

    I now have to see Dust Bunny Dave, the guy who got stabbed with a pencil, and the guy who stuck his foot out the window and "got his leg rearranged"

    • @ashleykerr6528
      @ashleykerr6528 4 месяца назад +24

      Agree 100%

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 4 месяца назад +24

      Pencil stabbing… Mom met his sister fifteen years later!

    • @historyoptional8333
      @historyoptional8333 4 месяца назад +4

      Agree.

    • @thefarmgirlfelter489
      @thefarmgirlfelter489 4 месяца назад +18

      YESSSS dust bunny Dave and the leg rearrangement! And the guy who caught his nose on fire

    • @SentinelSays
      @SentinelSays 4 месяца назад +5

      Hundred percent in complete and total agreement with this!

  • @SlideIX
    @SlideIX 4 месяца назад +3045

    Love the fact he is willing not only tell you about the time he dropped a brown surprise in a bad day bus but also make a comedy sketch about it 🤣
    Complete respect bud, complete respect

    • @atree4627
      @atree4627 4 месяца назад +56

      Bad day bus.....yup, gonna just add that to my lexicon....

    • @crow_feather
      @crow_feather 4 месяца назад +17

      Hahaha!!! I came here to say the EXACT same thing! Because yeah...MAD respect, indeed!!! 💖

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku 4 месяца назад +21

      between the video and your comment, i could not have imagined there were so many colorful ways to say "pooped his pants in an ambulance"

    • @Ninjanimegamer
      @Ninjanimegamer 4 месяца назад +9

      If he can't get through a shit show of a day without laughing then at least he can put on his own shit show and laugh at himself.

    • @1234fishnet
      @1234fishnet 4 месяца назад +3

      Once he said it himself to the whole world they will stop making fun of him. Anyway, what do you think that surgeons do when they can't move away for hours?

  • @RebelRebel-rz6cd
    @RebelRebel-rz6cd 3 месяца назад +144

    Bro you handled my mom's call last month on 1-24-24....i spoke to you at the hospital after yall brought her into the ER...she past that day but i want to say thank you for tryin to save her life...I knew it was a reason your face stayed with me from that day...me and my fam appreciate you and your team 🕊🕊🕊🥺🥺

  • @newdonktimes2034
    @newdonktimes2034 4 месяца назад +28

    The actual story of Jason having a crappy shift was absolutely hilarious.
    So what about the dude that had his leg out the car window. I’m really curious about that story

  • @will_from_pa
    @will_from_pa 4 месяца назад +539

    That brain injury story is a good example of why you should introduce yourself and/or get to know your neighbors. You never know when they might save your life by seeing that something is off and vice versa

    • @kristynkazumi
      @kristynkazumi 4 месяца назад +22

      Met my mom’s new neighbors after a dump truck slammed into the back by of our stopped car as we were about to turn into the neighborhood. Nice welcome wagon making sure I didn’t move. Now if only I could remember ANYTHING ELSE

    • @kourtneyw8442
      @kourtneyw8442 4 месяца назад +9

      My neighbor knows me very well. Flies a drone in my yard all the time lol

    • @kyratompsett4409
      @kyratompsett4409 4 месяца назад +20

      My uncle is alive today because the neighbor kids found him face first into the driveway and called 911. No idea how long he was there. Stroke

    • @finn7599
      @finn7599 3 месяца назад

      @@kourtneyw8442 uh-oh, are you alright?

    • @Delcat42
      @Delcat42 2 месяца назад

      ​@@finn7599 I think they mean like my old neighbor who would fly model planes over my yard when I was a kid. Some dudes just like launchin' em. Remarkably, we got to know each other because I liked watching them, and it sort of broke the ice. Our families became very good friends, traded Christmas gifts.
      One day, my dad was working in the yard, I was playing out there, neighbor was next door on a ladder doing some kind of home improvement. This happens a lot, he knows his shit for the most part, but today, something slips. It happens. Down he goes.
      It isn't more than a minute before Dad's over there, checking it out, next thing I know he's talking to neighbor's wife, and, thankfully, neighbor. He'd busted his leg all to hell, but that was it. Neighbor's wife calls 911, dude's off to the hospital, full recovery.
      Roofing is absolutely terrifying. I'm really glad that this story has a boring ending.

  • @mg42lu
    @mg42lu 4 месяца назад +1193

    The tree fall story is insane and it pretty much happened to me too!
    Had a 65 year old guy cleaning gutters for his wife. He fell off a 13 foot ladder from the top rung. Calm as a cucumber, just saying his side hurts.
    Had a shattered right hip, flail chest, pneumothorax. On the way to the hospital he asks "so what kind of monitors do you guys have?"
    We were dumbfounded and confused. He worked for a company that sold monitors to ambulances (no, we didn't have his monitor but wish we did cuz we hated the ones we had lol)

    • @1bootliz
      @1bootliz 4 месяца назад +61

      I hope he's doimg okay now! Shock is a heck of a thing for sure. I missed a step in my house and ended up severely rearranging my left ankle. It never hurt the entire time even after the ER put it back into place (though they did knock me out for that). It just felt completely numb. The human body is really bizarre and totally awesome sometimes.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 4 месяца назад +27

      ​@@1bootliz Wow, you must have a high tolerance too. I twisted my ankle during a hike and immediately dropped chest first into a tree while hugging said tree and screaming profanities at mother nature. Getting it rearranged and not screaming means something in your brain overwhelmed the pain for sure, kudos for not cursing at flora.

    • @slook7094
      @slook7094 3 месяца назад +13

      @@LuizAlexPhoenix Endorphins have a tendency to do that. My mom once broke her finger (like, it was on backwards and facing the wrong direction) and she said she didn't feel a thing until the next day.

    • @xnotasweatx
      @xnotasweatx 2 месяца назад

      @@slook7094yep same only until after they broke it again to get it back into place I felt it ALL

    • @MrMac1219
      @MrMac1219 2 месяца назад +8

      Fell 18ft from pallet racking a few years back. Landed on my feet and fell back on my butt. My left foot hit the concrete first and absorbed everything(Shattered heel and damaged lateral ankle joint), of course the adrenaline only let me know that after I tried to stand back up, ALMOST the worst pain of my life (god i hate kidney stones).

  • @KillerCornMuffin
    @KillerCornMuffin 4 месяца назад +20

    0:54 What the~ was that Markiplier??

  • @Osmone_Everony
    @Osmone_Everony 4 месяца назад +14

    Thanks for answering my question about this guy who fell off the tree. This must have been horrible. I hope he made it and his face and his mental health is decently restored. I also hope you don't suffer PTSD.

  • @mattz1230
    @mattz1230 4 месяца назад +471

    I love that you made one of the most embarrassing ones about you, then owned it.
    RESPECT.

  • @micahgarrison8158
    @micahgarrison8158 4 месяца назад +1050

    Started watching you before I delved into any first responder stuff,am now currently in EMT school, thanks for being an inspiration

    • @Yellowpikachu1
      @Yellowpikachu1 4 месяца назад +25

      Thank you for your future service and sacrifice.

    • @NightKnight347
      @NightKnight347 4 месяца назад +7

      He's a breath of fresh air?

    • @SewardWriter
      @SewardWriter 4 месяца назад +7

      You are tougher than I. 💖

    • @micahgarrison8158
      @micahgarrison8158 4 месяца назад +7

      @@NightKnight347 that was arguably the worst medical joke I’ve ever heard

    • @liran8799
      @liran8799 4 месяца назад +6

      Good luck!
      Hope you don't shit yourself in the job!

  • @Tracy_R
    @Tracy_R 4 месяца назад +7

    Thanks for the follow-up Jason but I can't tell you how hard I laughed at your tender ginger tummy... literally tears rolling down my face😂

  • @tedmcvalchackwatching7060
    @tedmcvalchackwatching7060 4 месяца назад +4

    I have a few ideas about which shorts maybe we could get a follow up about:
    --> Defenitely the one with the man that though the food goes through lungs
    -->Remember that call with a guy that didn't want to go to the hospital even though he had a bone sticking out of his foot?
    -->That man that intterupted you when you were eating and complained about you not working 24/7. I'm kinda curious how your supervisor handled him...
    --> My last idea (sorry if im giving too many) is about the guy who overdose and after you gave him some narcan he tried escaping through his window.
    Thats it :D

  • @sememmer1
    @sememmer1 4 месяца назад +554

    To make ya feel a little better, I was sitting at my desk one day with a room full of male high school students, silently doing seatwork. I am female btw. I had to crap bad and I was starting to feel the pre-crap gas coming down the tunnel. I had to wait for my classroom aid to get back from a break and I was afraid if moved, I would let one rip. So I sat quietly, acting busy grading papers while silently praying to GOD that I wouldn't have a butt blast, or worse, a hershey squirt right in front of the students. Unfortunately, just the action of leaning down to my file cabinet was enough to open it up and I ripped the loudest fart I have ever had. Needless to say, the boys couldn't even try not to laugh, it was so damn funny. The worst part was though, that they all decided to let me know I was not alone and took turns ripping their best ones in a closed room with no windows. The whole school knew about it by the end of the day and I was #1 joke for a few weeks, until we found out about the kid that had to crap every day at 2pm and got completely naked in the boys bathroom to take such crap. Fun times...

    • @nikiTricoteuse
      @nikiTricoteuse 4 месяца назад +117

      I would be mortified but, l kinda like the solidarity thing the boys did - you're one of them now. 😊

    • @DrWeird
      @DrWeird 3 месяца назад +45

      Middle school gym class, sitting legs crossed on the gym floor in nice neat lines with everyone silently listening to the teachers instructions and then my body decided that it was time to break the silence and open the pressure relief valve and surprise me and everyone else in that gym with a real banger of a fart that reverberated of the floor and throughout the entire gym!

    • @slook7094
      @slook7094 3 месяца назад +60

      I've farted in class before, thankfully at the desk. Because elementary schoolers don't think adults fart, they all started accusing each other of who made that godawful smell. To take the heat off me (and for shits and giggles), I leaned in and said solemnly "whoever smelt it dealt it." They immediately started pointing fingers at each other. Literally, they were standing there like it was a mexican standoff pointing fingers at each other.

    • @chiefpurrfect8389
      @chiefpurrfect8389 3 месяца назад +21

      @@slook7094 This is literally the "who broke it" scene from Parks and Rec but instead of a corporate environment and a broken coffee machine it's an elementary school and a vile fart

    • @dragondancer1814
      @dragondancer1814 3 месяца назад +10

      So you were literally the butt of their jokes for awhile? My apologies-I’ve been a volunteer firefighter/EMT for over 24 years, and on top of that I’m one of those weird tomboys who find fart humor to be absolutely hilarious!

  • @agnikofireking3049
    @agnikofireking3049 4 месяца назад +484

    Hey, don't feel too bad about it. Circumstances happen. The fact that you're out there helping save lives is hopefully way more important to people than one instance of poor timing.

    • @HarryPotter-uv8yp
      @HarryPotter-uv8yp 3 месяца назад +1

      Gotta get my eyes checked.
      Read “poo timing” instead of “poor timing.”

    • @ferret1962
      @ferret1962 3 месяца назад

      *circumcision

  • @user-fl2ic3jj2g
    @user-fl2ic3jj2g 2 месяца назад +2

    As an RN who has had many near misses with her own bowels because of a patient crisis.... I laughed so hard I almost had a unfortunate spontaneous bladder moment....which set me off into another crying giggle fit!!
    While I don't have the personality to pull off incident retellings like you, I have stories that make me wanna say "I'll see you a moo and raise you a 'help! I can't breathe (while yelling full throttle) and I think I woke up dead!'" Hands down was one of the hardest moments to maintain my professionalism. Almost choked and just about fell (tripping over hallway equipment) trying not to burst out laughing!

    • @user-fl2ic3jj2g
      @user-fl2ic3jj2g 2 месяца назад +1

      Btw, disposable vomit bags with the paper funnel can be repurposed for... the other end... in an emergency (yes, there's another patient story there)

  • @TheChipmunk2008
    @TheChipmunk2008 4 месяца назад +6

    I appreciate your honesty here... and thank you for what you do. it is odd to me in the UK to have ambulance and fire combined... but, you are one of the best subscriptions i've made

  • @balinorgryffudd2963
    @balinorgryffudd2963 4 месяца назад +224

    Jason, in my experience ER staff and all branches of Military do this as well. Forever will we go through life thinking "God, I thought everyone would be more mature after high school." I am 33 and this thought still passes my mind at least once a week.

    • @hoppytoad79
      @hoppytoad79 4 месяца назад +13

      Bowling for Soup got it right: high school never ends. 😄

    • @kristianskov4841
      @kristianskov4841 4 месяца назад +7

      I'm 41.....same thoughts goes thru my head....🙂🙂

    • @BrightWulph
      @BrightWulph 4 месяца назад +9

      Oh same, work in retail long enough and you'll find that not a lot of people have grown up past tye age of like 12. It's incredibly enlightening.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 4 месяца назад +7

      Yeah, well a bit of encouragement. I'm 62 and it doesn't get any better.
      Of course, when discussing things military, I do remind the average reader to remember, the difference between the Boy Scouts and the military is, the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 4 месяца назад +6

      High school? Pretty sure there are people stuck in 5th grade sometimes. You would think poop and fart jokes stopped being funny after turning 30 but it somehow gets around to being even funnier. 😂

  • @masterskilhollow
    @masterskilhollow 4 месяца назад +150

    But seriously, that merciless humor towards each other is part of what makes emergency service people so damn fun to be around/one of LOL

  • @tiffanygray962
    @tiffanygray962 4 месяца назад +4

    Gotta love that personal touch to your stories 😂😂😂

  • @nukaghoula
    @nukaghoula 3 месяца назад +2

    In Australia, paramedic shifts were always 10 or 12 hours (not including the frequent overtime) with a 4 day on 4 day off rotation so hearing the words "24 hour shift" blows my little mind

  • @x9x9x9x9x9
    @x9x9x9x9x9 4 месяца назад +280

    I can't believe how entertaining this guy is. At times I forget he is an actual EMT/Fire fighter. His story telling is incredible and his acting is not bad. I just wish we had more long episodes but I get it. It's all about shorts now days.

    • @brendanberry7403
      @brendanberry7403 4 месяца назад +4

      Going to have to rename it youtubtok soon

    • @hillbillynurse7212
      @hillbillynurse7212 4 месяца назад

      Jason needs to do some of the mandatory con ed videos we all ahve to do

    • @Maba-lg3og
      @Maba-lg3og 2 месяца назад

      Well I think being EMT plays apart. You know that he cannot overreact a bit so it will makes his job harder and of course what's more best to cover up a really bad situation other than a good sense of humor.

  • @KidarWolf
    @KidarWolf 4 месяца назад +148

    You have my complete sympathy on the more personal story. When I came down with a gastrointestinal illness while I was on the road for an eight hour trip... yeah. That was not fun. I think my poor dad ended up stopping at every single service station between our starting point, and home. And then when we got home, got a call an hour later to ask him to take me to the hospital, because the triage doctor I called was deeply concerned for my physical wellbeing due to the fact blood was coming out of both ends of me, and wanted me to go in for assessment. By the time we left the hospital that night, it was 2am. We'd been awake since 6am the previous day. I wouldn't wish that day on my worst enemy.

    • @nikiTricoteuse
      @nikiTricoteuse 4 месяца назад +11

      Aw. That's grim. Hope you're ok.

    • @KidarWolf
      @KidarWolf 4 месяца назад +18

      @@nikiTricoteuse I am now, thank goodness, but it was horrendous to go through - and all from a viral infection! Some viruses take no prisoners, it seems!

    • @danaeads919
      @danaeads919 4 месяца назад +15

      ​@@KidarWolf Viruses are weird. I contracted Valley Fever (coccidioidomycosis) in 2022 and was unable to eat for five months. Nothing tasted good, most foods were vile, projectile vomiting and had to be put on a PICC line (IV nutrition). I lost 50 pounds and while I can finally eat, food tastes bland. Viruses are weird 😅

    • @SilverAuntie
      @SilverAuntie 4 месяца назад +9

      ​@@danaeads919Geez, that's a helluva way to lose weight! Are your taste buds still on strike and, if so, is that a permanent condition? I hope not, for your sake.
      Feel better, my friend!

    • @danaeads919
      @danaeads919 4 месяца назад +10

      @@SilverAuntie Most people are on the Valley Fever (common in Central California) medicine for three months. I had stage 4 and will be on the medicine for two years per my doctor's prediction, lol. The VF caused atrial fibrillation and deep vein thrombosis so I'm now on lifetime meds for that as well. As for my sense of taste, I don't know if its a strange side effect that will eventually go away or if it is related to the VF medication. The VF meds will stop, eventually and then I'll find out what is a permanent or temporary side effect. I have a couple others, but the lack of taste is the biggest one. Nothing tastes good. It's strange.

  • @Cerus98
    @Cerus98 4 месяца назад +3

    I knew it was you having the code brown!!! 😂😂😂
    I was going to beg in the comments to hear that story. You’re my new favorite RUclipsr for knowing your audience so well.

  • @S2audicoupeS2
    @S2audicoupeS2 4 месяца назад +4

    2:38 YES, WE DO! Greatings from germany!

  • @charlessaint7926
    @charlessaint7926 4 месяца назад +74

    Story went from a biography to an autobiography in a instant.

  • @Sir_Uncle_Ned
    @Sir_Uncle_Ned 4 месяца назад +72

    They can't embarrass you if you embarrass yourself first. That's some good thinking. I love this follow up series and I hope you make more episodes, although you are under no obligation to as the real-world skits are already enough.

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 4 месяца назад +1

      Yep. I've had people try to embarrass me to my friends by telling them embarrassing stuff I've done. This has even happened where they told the story to the person who was present for its happening. Like oh no, whatever will I do 😂.

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 4 месяца назад +4

    The beauty of you playing every character is that we never know whether you're the one dealing with the situation or the one balls deep in it. Sorry to hear about your ruined shorts, happens to the best of us.

  • @zachyurkus
    @zachyurkus 4 месяца назад +3

    “Boo boo bus” is a totally underrated way to describe an ambulance.

  • @n0rbert79
    @n0rbert79 4 месяца назад +60

    My father was a firefighter between 1978 and 2010. I can confirm everything said here is true. And trust me, these are not even the worst stories... There are heartbraking ones, tragedies, the stupid ones and the ones done to your fellow teammates... All the best Jason and keep up the great work.

  • @AzPoolguy
    @AzPoolguy 4 месяца назад +40

    Never dropped a deuce in the back of the bus. But I did go inside a bathroom at a residential fire during overhaul. It was epic.

    • @NellFace
      @NellFace 4 месяца назад +3

      At least no one could smell it 😂

  • @JennyG.COW5
    @JennyG.COW5 11 дней назад

    Thanks for sharing another update!
    Bummer about digestive experience.
    Sucks in the moment, but as a friend of mine says, "It's a Laugh about Later!".
    Glad you can keep your sense of humor throughout the years! 😊👍❤️

  • @Xarx42
    @Xarx42 4 месяца назад +51

    I can very much understand the confused person. I had a bike accident in the forest. I hit my face too and consequently I cant remember 30 minutes of my life. Apparently a woman found me. She asked me if I am okay and I just shaked and answered yes. Luckily she called nonetheless the ambulance after I couldn't really say where I live or whats my name... 😅

    • @tyaty
      @tyaty 3 месяца назад +2

      After was hit by car, I stood up and wanted to continue my way

  • @bradleyborrowman2115
    @bradleyborrowman2115 4 месяца назад +76

    This is my first where are they now, and I must say, the rapid fire explanations is not only indicative of your rapid fire work environment but is IMMENSELY appreciated by my adhd brain. Man talk slow, I die. Man talk fast and still get the point across in a funny way, I laugh.

  • @jeffrust8947
    @jeffrust8947 4 месяца назад +3

    As a retired paramedic/ fire Capt , love you channel..... keep it up brother

  • @twobirdsonedrone
    @twobirdsonedrone 4 месяца назад +4

    Thank you for your service and your honesty!

  • @Kazuzi3
    @Kazuzi3 4 месяца назад +42

    My dad was a firefighter (retired 8 years ago) and I've heard several different poop stories from him. He said he didn't know anybody that didn't have at least one.

  • @silentkiller7692
    @silentkiller7692 4 месяца назад +52

    This is how good ol’ friends behave, if it ain’t reaching the news, they will pay to make it 😂😂😂

  • @prichardgs
    @prichardgs 4 месяца назад +2

    You are an excellent story teller-THANK YOU!

  • @Fwyd
    @Fwyd 4 месяца назад +2

    BIG points for your candor.

  • @tylerl3030
    @tylerl3030 4 месяца назад +55

    Fire Department Chronicles has a sense of humor, and extra insight into the calls they do! It's why I subscribed to the channel!

  • @rahn45
    @rahn45 4 месяца назад +13

    "I am the master of my own fate! My own destiny!"
    Colon: "You sure about that?"

  • @zacdillon4311
    @zacdillon4311 4 месяца назад +2

    Would 100% watch longer form videos with more in depth stories about what you've seen, would be super entertaining

  • @Alexis84DE
    @Alexis84DE 4 месяца назад

    You have literally answered my prayers with this follow-up video. Thank you!!!!❤

  • @TychoVan
    @TychoVan 4 месяца назад +134

    I remember in high school, there is this story our teacher told us in technics class. Its probably fake but I kinda love it because of how stupid it is.
    Basically, there is an emergency button in the classroom which shuts down all tools, power and such. The first day in that classroom, during the walktrough of everything in it, our teacher told us that the emergency button had only been used once before. About 2 years before my time at the school.
    It was during a lesson in soldering.
    Naturally when soldering for the first time, all students are told to never, ever touch the iron of a soldering iron with your fingers. So here comes this guy, who wasnt that bright and thought: "well if I can't touch it with my fingers, what about my tongue?" (I'm assuming similar to the idea of licking your fingers and using that to put out a fire, which I also don'f recommend).
    Safe to say an ambulance had to be called that day. And he now has a split snake-like tongue.
    Like I said this story is probably fake, but its sheer stupidity sticks with me very well (which is probs why the teacher told it). Now every time I help someone solder anything, I always tell them this story. It actually helps a lot to remind someone of the danger of "ouch iron hot"

    • @MetaGiga
      @MetaGiga 4 месяца назад

      Never underestimate human stupidity. That’s what I’ve learned from this channel

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 4 месяца назад +27

      I had a day that I managed to accidentally lay the back of my hand across a soldering iron. on the one hand, I can confirm that it is a painful smelly mistake to make. on the other hand, I doubt he had the level of determination it would take to actually burn all the way through his tongue.

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion 4 месяца назад

      Not a soldering iron, but I watched as a classmate in chemistry dropped acid on his tongue, wondering if he would get a high. Instead, he had a hole burned right through his tongue and part of his lip. Of course, none of us tried to stop him besides warning him it was stupid. "If you die, it's your own fault." The following year, a student wondered what would happen if he lit his Zippo lighter near some chemicals and blew up half the lab, injuring multiple students and shutting the lab down for months. Never underestimate the stupidity of teens.

    • @Tytonida
      @Tytonida 4 месяца назад

      Ich bin mir absolut sicher, dass diese Geschichte wahr ist. Man kann garnicht so blöde denken wie manche Leute handeln. Aus diesem Grund hinken Sicherheitsvorschriften auch IMMER hinterher, weil es IMMER einen Trottel gibt, der die Lücke findet, die ihm den Darwin Award bringt.

    • @jimbob5891
      @jimbob5891 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@kenbrown2808Ah yes, the smell!

  • @jjmetrejhon1743
    @jjmetrejhon1743 4 месяца назад +19

    Yaaaay!! Crispy Kris Kringle lived! I am not surprised about the other two, although I wish I didn't have such personal experience with some of the aspects of those stories. Thanks for the updates! :D

  • @jimjohnson3410
    @jimjohnson3410 4 месяца назад +1

    I gave the upvote for the Dumb and Dumber scene. Actually laughed out loud.

  • @rachels6808
    @rachels6808 4 месяца назад +2

    I lost it when he used Mark’s cow mooing clip.

  • @gabriellebraswell3306
    @gabriellebraswell3306 4 месяца назад +161

    Yesssss I am having a panic attack and I can't tell you how happy I was to see this. Thanks Jason your the bomb dude 😎

    • @porkyxd8245
      @porkyxd8245 4 месяца назад +11

      Ummm....You ok now?

    • @NightFoxProductions
      @NightFoxProductions 4 месяца назад +10

      I hope you're doing better. As someone else who suffers from panic attacks - they can be a mother to get out of.

    • @nikolaibobrov7592
      @nikolaibobrov7592 4 месяца назад +4

      from someone who also gets panic attacks wishing you all the best!

    • @tannerhill9648
      @tannerhill9648 4 месяца назад +2

      Hope you’re doing better now!

    • @lockedreams
      @lockedreams 4 месяца назад +1

      I love the solidarity in these comments ❤ Also wishing you the best.

  • @tapmem
    @tapmem 4 месяца назад +23

    A moment of silence for all those who did not survive an encounter with an inconvenient/ill timed deuce.

  • @TheThreeDGrasshopper
    @TheThreeDGrasshopper 4 месяца назад +1

    Oh God! You poor hero! That is real bravery.

  • @Brash-Ashe
    @Brash-Ashe 4 месяца назад +1

    Sir, you remind me so much of my uncle who recently passed, it literally makes me want to give you a hug.

  • @melvinshine9841
    @melvinshine9841 4 месяца назад +19

    I'd love to know what happened to the guy in the car accident who got his leg folded in half. Also want to know who was who in the "doing an IV, patient's blood spurts into EMT's mouth" incident.

  • @amandah2866
    @amandah2866 4 месяца назад +17

    Hey man, don't feel too bad...shit happens.

    • @angelawhittaker1242
      @angelawhittaker1242 4 месяца назад +4

      It didn't even occur to me that I hadn't seen any write "shit happens" yet, so now I'm trying to control my laughter to let my kitten keep sleeping and not wake her...... I'm dying right now of inner laughter though....

    • @dragondancer1814
      @dragondancer1814 4 месяца назад +1

      Sometimes quite literally!

    • @midnight_x_edits
      @midnight_x_edits 3 месяца назад

      As someone with Crohns disease shit does in fact happen

  • @trendywipp3715
    @trendywipp3715 4 дня назад

    I was taking a sip of coffee when you said "A few well placed moo's". Coffee came right out the nose. That was one of the best lines.

  • @RICDirector
    @RICDirector 4 месяца назад +2

    Oooh, we SO needed this!

  • @MetaGiga
    @MetaGiga 4 месяца назад +18

    What I learned from this is that people in the same fire department truly are like siblings. They’ll be in your corner, but will also simultaneously laugh at your expense and tell everyone the most embarrassing stories about what happened to you like that one time in the ambulance when you had extra hot fudge in your sundae

    • @angelawhittaker1242
      @angelawhittaker1242 4 месяца назад +1

      Nooooooo, now I might not be able to look at fudge squeezed onto Iced cream ever again after you said the hot fudge sundae thing....... I wanna cry right now!!!!

    • @NotAStanAccount
      @NotAStanAccount 3 месяца назад

      ​@@angelawhittaker1242haha, yeah -- you just took the thoughts right outta my head!

  • @m.r7334
    @m.r7334 4 месяца назад +20

    It is always great to hear that ALL these dear people healed up and went home with a complete recovery-I pray! Thank you for sharing, Jason! I love your videos!

  • @bywd
    @bywd 4 месяца назад +1

    My favorite first responder back at it again!! Thanks for your videos (thanks to the team as well

  • @Rhinozherous
    @Rhinozherous 4 месяца назад

    Absolutely love your videos! Thank you!

  • @janet6421
    @janet6421 4 месяца назад +10

    When I was in high school gym class we were working on volleyball. I remember one of the more athletic boys jumping at the ball and then I was in the clinic. I don't remember how I got there. Paramedics showed up and one of them was talking to the other about how depressing it was that he had been on the job longer than the patient had been alive. Funny what you do and don't remember after head trauma.

    • @veronikamajerova4564
      @veronikamajerova4564 3 месяца назад

      You´r teacher called an abulance for you? Wow, wish I had that. When I was 6 or 7, in the school during PE i stumbled over bench and slammed hard headfirst on the hard wooden ground. I passed out. Ya think my teacher called an ambulance, or at least my parents? Nope. Even tough I was a little green in the face (according to one of my classmates), all she did was let me sit the rest of the PE out. Yeah, not even rest of the classes. And of course she never told my parents.

    • @janet6421
      @janet6421 3 месяца назад

      @@veronikamajerova4564 My teacher sent me to the school nurse. She called my mom but this was in the late 90's and my mom was out and didn't have her cell phone on. She didn't know that anything was wrong until she got home and checked the answering machine. Then the nurse called an ambulance.

  • @DRMELON-dc9nj
    @DRMELON-dc9nj 4 месяца назад +13

    Wow, this guy is a legend, he never fails to entertain, the way he speaks and the way he looks at and the funny words he use 😂😂😂😂THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY

  • @Wiseman501
    @Wiseman501 4 месяца назад +1

    Hey brother, that last story is a tale of dedication. Wear that shit with pride (Literally?). The flashy stuff is good for TV, but that isn't always what it looks like. I've evacuated in many interesting objects, sometimes in a closed vehicle next to other people... Gotta do what you gotta do to make the dream work.

  • @justvid366
    @justvid366 4 месяца назад +1

    I would really love to see an interview or podcast with Jason's colleagues. I bet they have a lot of stories to share.

  • @alejandroreyes8878
    @alejandroreyes8878 4 месяца назад +23

    WE ARE SO BACK!!!!!
    More long videos, please

  • @itstruckmeeveryday
    @itstruckmeeveryday 4 месяца назад +9

    Head injuries are crazy. My most severe concussion (I've had quite a few), I barely I registered that I'd hit my head, let alone that I'd gotten a concussion, until I'd gotten up, walked to my house, and then started projectile vomiting.

    • @slook7094
      @slook7094 3 месяца назад

      Football player?

    • @itstruckmeeveryday
      @itstruckmeeveryday 3 месяца назад +2

      @@slook7094 ha, no. Horse rider and animal rescue, so lots of falls and dangerous situations. The bad one was just a slip and fall on ice though after a late night at the shelter. Unfortunately clumsy af too.

  • @jengsci8268
    @jengsci8268 4 месяца назад

    Thank you for sharing! 😁

  • @thaddeuszukowski4633
    @thaddeuszukowski4633 Месяц назад

    Thanks for the update! You're one of my favorite people on screen. I used to ride with a service and work in an ER. You can't make this stuff up.

  • @christianschoff2490
    @christianschoff2490 4 месяца назад +6

    Nah man. I feel your pain. My drill sergeants gassed us in Basic Training and it caused me to have a really bad reaction and I didn't live it down for the rest of Basic.

  • @PotooBurd
    @PotooBurd 4 месяца назад +28

    This is so informative! Great job, fantastic reporting!🌻🌼🐝 Keep it up 🙌

  • @PiantaBroker
    @PiantaBroker 4 месяца назад +1

    when you watch a person play every single character, you never suspect the person with the issue to be them. That's how I felt about the deuce until today

  • @LeMajesticJames
    @LeMajesticJames 6 дней назад

    These stories gets even better

  • @kioloup
    @kioloup 4 месяца назад +7

    Oh my gosh! I’m so sorry that happened to you but I laughed way too much. Thank you for sharing!

    • @PrograError
      @PrograError 4 месяца назад

      it happens to the best of us...

  • @purdunetae2995
    @purdunetae2995 4 месяца назад +8

    Good on you for owning up! That's how you combat bullies. hahahahaha Great video!

  • @jcalambert10
    @jcalambert10 4 месяца назад

    Damn, this one had me rolling the whole time. Glad the patients are good, but the humor is gold.

  • @tasselhoff1293
    @tasselhoff1293 Месяц назад

    I love this guy! His story telling is entertaining, his acting is hilarious and his humor is spot on. I wonder if this guy is a Dad? He seems like he would be such a great father or that awsome uncle you look forward to seeing. ❤❤

  • @Smokie1523
    @Smokie1523 4 месяца назад +7

    I legit love ya, bro. Youre a good dude. We need more people like you.

  • @kirkygirl
    @kirkygirl 4 месяца назад +6

    Welp, at least it was *somewhat* easy to clean up afterwards, you know, it being in the back of the truck and all. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Just bring it around to a hose hookup at the hall and let fly. ☺️
    I just hope the guy who took that 25' fall is doing better now.❤
    Thanks for sharing these stories with us Jason. Much like Tony the Tiger, they're great.

  • @hk93shooter
    @hk93shooter 19 дней назад

    this is some of the funniest stories man. i love it . very entertaining. thank you for your service. medical/ emt people have some of the most wild stuff happen on a daily bases.

  • @katharinag.5904
    @katharinag.5904 3 месяца назад

    It's a shame that these brilliant videos are so short, to be honest, they're too short!!! I love them... No matter how shit I feel, your videos have already saved me a few days... thank you for that, my friend 🫶🤜🤛

  • @tdegler
    @tdegler 4 месяца назад +1

    Love your vids man! Thanks for good (and educational) entertainment!

  • @amixofgeekcontent
    @amixofgeekcontent 4 месяца назад +9

    And yet he didn't have to tell the internet he pooped his pants. But he still did lol.

  • @five-toedslothbear4051
    @five-toedslothbear4051 4 месяца назад +10

    Awesome video! I forward these along to my friend the retired paramedic, and his daughter who is currently a paramedic.

  • @greydevorator49
    @greydevorator49 2 месяца назад

    I have been enjoying your content for a few months now. Just turned 28 yesterday as of like 3 hours ago. as of posting. I have to say. You are now One of the pest parts of my day hands down.

  • @YuBeace
    @YuBeace 4 месяца назад

    Oh I’m happy to see you continue these!

  • @cofagrigusfan24
    @cofagrigusfan24 4 месяца назад +4

    the way you explain things always cracks me up

  • @zannadunstrand6289
    @zannadunstrand6289 4 месяца назад +5

    So glad you did this video and choose just these ones! Some of my favorites!
    Always enjoy your content and way to tell stories
    /swedish nurse and nightwatcher

  • @christiandpaul2022
    @christiandpaul2022 11 дней назад

    Glad to see this video. One of my biggest fears is not making it to the toilet in time!! I have had some close calls and it was traumatizing to think about it. I am no spring chicken and as I get older the fear gets stronger. I hope that NEVER happens to me!

  • @beckyleonardis6331
    @beckyleonardis6331 2 месяца назад

    The calmest patient they ever had! LOL!

  • @ComDenox
    @ComDenox 4 месяца назад +3

    These aftermath videos are a blast, keep them going

  • @BrodyTEM
    @BrodyTEM 4 месяца назад +3

    Still can’t comprehend that my (and probably other’s) recommendation was one of the one chosen

  • @chloealexandria8524
    @chloealexandria8524 3 месяца назад

    I instantly can't get enough of this as a series. 😂

  • @tonybedford3311
    @tonybedford3311 4 месяца назад

    Love these follow-up vids. I have to admit I wondered if you made *some* of them up, but this additional context is great