This isn't talked about enough, but I always appreciate the insane amount of effort to edit in Kingdom Hearts subtitles when the boys are reenacting character's dialogue. It adds an extra layer of hilarity to see that nostalgic lettering but with their revisions of already insane dialogue. Plus, their impressions are always spot on. What I didn't know I needed was the Organization cosplays, but it was a perfect addition. As always, thank you Drexnaw and Clotnox for doing God's work in explaining this mess of a plot. And to Rixa who had to sacrifice his sleep and his marriage in order to film this video. Not all heroes wear capes. Sometimes they wear hooded, black robes with gigantic zippers. 10/10 - Will watch 13 more times before the next video drops.
"Why is everyone so sleepy" could be the subtitle of the entire franchise. Sora sleeps, Roxas also sleeps a lot, don´t even get me started on Ventus and now Kairi´s ass is also sleeping.
@@couchkidspodcast especially after roxas and sora made a mess of things in there. good thing that there werent other tennants at the time to get hurt by the insanity that is the roxas boss fight. *camera pans to a corner and 4 eyes looking through a doorframe*
@@couchkidspodcast Oh by the way, on an unrelated note, "358/2 Days" is pronounced "Three Five Eight Days Over Two", because it's the story of two people during those days.
@@couchkidspodcast Also, in Yen Sid’s defence, I don’t think he knew that he was spewing lies. Nobodies are a relatively new thing, so if a bunch of them came out and said “We don’t really have emotions” who is he to argue? He coulda done a little more research, but then that’d ruin the big emotional twist, wouldn’t it?
i love how they could've just rushed the explanation of the olympus colusseum's first visit like they did with the previous two worlds but they didn't just so they could tell ari about phil screaming to get on the hydra's back
The gummy ships being such a weird part of the game even extends to the lore. The gummy ship parts are actually pices of the barrier between worlds that crumbles apart when the keyhole to a world opens to darkness. Your literally flying around in the corpes of the worlds and its NEVER mentioned outside a single ansem report
You know now that I think about it there's so many more reasons to hate yensid throughout the series and even one of mickeys biggest failures yensid also had a part in. The big secret mickey was keeping in 0.2/3 yensid not only also knew but was also his master at the time and on top of that when riku gets mad at mickey it's happening right in front of yensid and he just let's him take the fall for the secret
This gets even more unsettling when you think about End of the World from the first game with the gooey and crystalline structure of a lot of its areas. That's probably a ton of gummi blocks, the remains of countless worlds destroyed by the darkness, frankensteined together into a horrific reanimated mass of a heartless world. End of the World is such a fascinating world to think about.
This is incredible. It’s some of the biggest effort KH content I’ve ever seen on RUclips. It’s amazing to see such an environment of chaos produce such an unironically great recap of the story. Can’t wait for the next installment!
No, he's right, Yen Sid is a retired Keyblade Master that taught Mickey Mouse how to use his Keyblade and did absolutely nothing but give advice and info to everyone and just sits and does nothing else to help, he's retired now out for the count he can still summon his Keyblade, and still cast spells and fight with a Keyblade, there is no excuse for him to sit on his ass doing nothing but yap all day. 😂
I love how Colton gives information about organisation 13 having hearts that does clearly show in this game but isn't made to light until dream drop distance
When he asked "Is Tetsuya Nomura a con man?", my mind immediately flashed back to some of the more absurd KH merch. They sold a $2k kh themed chesterfield _sofa_ last year lmao.
I brought pizza, drinks, and popcorn, and it was all worth it. Also, major credit(s) to all the editing, animations, and captions. I also thing they need hugs, so sending some virtual ones their way. That YenSid propaganda bit was awesome. I'm glad you survived Kingdom Hearts II, and hope as well as can't wait for the next video of this series. But seriously, I can see why the amount of time was needed. Major props to all involved!
35:12 You guys are half right. That look-as if you just drowned his goldfish- actually reminds Xigbar of Ventus. And that scene is a reference to Xigbars run in with xion in 358/2 days. But we wouldn't know that, if you only played 1 chains and 2. Nomura went insane long ago, and he's taking us all with him.
I cannot put into words how much I love this series. You guys deserve so much more recognition for this. I'll be patiently waiting for the next installment. Thank you for your service.
I dont know why the Kairi scene at the beginning affects me do strongly, but "C'mon, Kairi! I'll give you a hint...Starts with an "S"..." ALWAYS fucks me up. I cant explain it.
Just went through all of the KH Drunk History vids so far and for real gave me so much nostalgia. Thanks for doing the games a justice while keeping it fun. Top notch editing and production. I’ll tune in to the rest of them as they come
18 minutes in and its taken 3 hours to get this far because my boyfriend keeps asking "who is ____ again?" and each time i have to spend 45 minutes going over a chart of possessions and splits and nobodies. i hate this franchise so glad its my favorite.
"wait who's ansem again?" "okay so when a xehanort and a possessed terra hate each other veeeerrrry much they come together to create an amnesiac who splits in half. one half of that amnesiac is ansem seeker of darkness. hope this clears things up!" like gang im in hell here trying to explain this.
Yall please keep doing these drunk histories. Kh is my favorite series of all time. Yall got amazing personality, drinks, funny asss descriptions. Yall gonna grow so much as a channel once the drunk history expands to different games too.
1:18:20 the explanation is sad. I know the boys are drunk . But in the first episode at the 10 minute mark you made a promise that you would remember the importance of her flying through sora merging with his heart. I'm not crying your crying
5:428:43 HAHAHAHA!!! HE JUST WENT FROM 0 TO 100 in like a MILISECOND. He had the most normal face, smirked and just let out the most insane laugh. I LOVE THIS, I IMMEDIATLY FEEL BETTER!!!! :D
What a brilliant idea for a series. I can't believe this hasn't been done before! The three of you also have impeccable chemistry and comedic timing. Looking forward to seeing how Ari reacts to DDD! 😂
1:18:39 "for all intents and purposes" 😂 i see that side eye at the audience and i will refrain from debating that "two" at this time. Seriously tho, oh my god this video made my week. Its been such a bad few days between the hurricane and family in the hospital and this comes along and makes me laugh harder than I have in AGES, yall are awesome
Shit, well I guess I just won't be sleeping tonight. Fingers crossed that Colton can't stop himself from looking at Ari's camera. Bless my soul, we're back.
Ok, I'm gonna have to be brutally honest with you guys. This vid, is fucking amazing and you all killed it!! Yall are hilarious and the editing was fantastic all around, the pixel art was once again super cool, also glad you guys paced yourselves this time!
Amazing video. Me, my friend (who loves KH) and my partner (who's never played KH) watched it last night and did a drink every time you guys took a drink. Had an absolute blast, laughed our asses off. I bought my partner the 1.5+2.5 remix and he's gonna play it.
Omg this was amazing!! Thank you for the laughs and shit some damn good explanations for the convoluted plot that is kingdom hearts as a whole. Fucking excited for more
@@couchkidspodcast Pluto has been laying chess pieces for 2 decades. He is always located in key moments. He only acts like a dog. I mean how can a Goofy be a sentient dog but Pluto isnt? Pluto has Grand Designs.
12:46 i started crying laughing on this point. I remember find out jesse was roxas now everytime i see him me and my friends would joke that he was sora’s beautiful soul.
another banger in the bag, boys. also, appreciate you not getting puke sloshed this episode. the last one was great but it gets to a point where it’s more concerning than entertaining. we need you around for the rest of the series ❤
Every year I've watched RUclips has been in pursuit of an algorithm that would feed me this video Absolute peak content, watched the entire thing in one sitting Can't wait for the next one
Fun fact btw: Pence is wearing a jersey which is actually a reference to another Square Enix(at the time Squaresoft property) titled “The Bouncer”. It is a goated ps2 game that is fun beat em up style game. 10/10 would recommend.
@@couchkidspodcast Oh and also wanted to say! Y’all are so wholesome and relatable to how being a Kingdom Hearts enjoyer feels. It’s a constant cycle of trying to explain how absolutely bonkers the storyline is, while praising the franchise as a whole. We all gripe and riff about the same unskippable cutscenes, the extremely important lore trapped inside the handheld “filler” games, Donald never healing… but I don’t think the series would be as special as it is without all the wackiness. And thank you so much for the stomach cramping laughs.
1:02:05 "And how does Xigbar know Marluxia? That's a story for another time-" "NO" lmaooo can't wait until Ari has to come to terms with the plot of the mobile games
Gentlemen. I have watched hours of videos having to do with all Kingdom Hearts lore. This is officially the first time I have ever been able to fully understand it. We...made...history. Thank you for letting me be with you on this journey. I'm so excited to see 358/2 days knowing that I finally understand what the Eff that actually means. 😄😄😄 Amazing job. I hope you put our boy to bed after recording & made him the best breakfast known to man the next day.
Y E S!!!!! I’m travelling home, and completely forgot you guys posted this! I was at a Scottish wedding, so have been rather drunk myself, but il watch you guys enjoy some drinks and talk about one of the best games ever 😂❤
This is the ABSOLUTE BEST SHIT that I've seen since Barry did his "A Good Enough Summary" videos for Kingdom Hearts. Absolutely BRAVO, and PLEASE NEVER STOP!!
What a saga… also I’ve literally never realized that Riku’s thumb gets huge in the ending 😭 also props that nobody threw up this time, just a really long piss
Let's give Yen Sid some slack, most of the Nobodies were kept in the dark about the whole "we'll naturally grow new hearts" thing. And considering the lack of Heartless attacks 12 in-universe years ago, it's not like there were a lot of Nobodies beforehand to gain this knowledge.
Can't wait for Kingdom Hearts Drunk History 0.2: Birth By Beer. A Fragmentary Drink
@@1ghugh1 Kingdom Hops 🍻
@@couchkidspodcast That is so much more clever. Dang it
Damn both of these were stupid clever
A fragmentary beverage
the fact that this video was edited to be less than 3 hours is an achievement of it's own
@@josiahbrown1696 thank you 🥹
This isn't talked about enough, but I always appreciate the insane amount of effort to edit in Kingdom Hearts subtitles when the boys are reenacting character's dialogue. It adds an extra layer of hilarity to see that nostalgic lettering but with their revisions of already insane dialogue. Plus, their impressions are always spot on. What I didn't know I needed was the Organization cosplays, but it was a perfect addition.
As always, thank you Drexnaw and Clotnox for doing God's work in explaining this mess of a plot. And to Rixa who had to sacrifice his sleep and his marriage in order to film this video. Not all heroes wear capes. Sometimes they wear hooded, black robes with gigantic zippers.
10/10 - Will watch 13 more times before the next video drops.
This is such high praise! We’re so glad you spot all the little details we throw in. Thank you again for your support 🥹
"Why is everyone so sleepy" could be the subtitle of the entire franchise.
Sora sleeps, Roxas also sleeps a lot, don´t even get me started on Ventus and now Kairi´s ass is also sleeping.
Wait until they realize that even worlds are sleepy.
@@drudle oh my god…
@@drudle Oh... I forgot about that XD
Kingdom Hearts Born by Sleepy
and there's an ENTIRE game dedicated to being sleepy and taking naps mid-battle
sora just runs a heartbnb
@@Flutterdark_ the cleaning fees are out of control
@@couchkidspodcast especially after roxas and sora made a mess of things in there. good thing that there werent other tennants at the time to get hurt by the insanity that is the roxas boss fight. *camera pans to a corner and 4 eyes looking through a doorframe*
There's some poetic irony that Andrew doesn't remember the events of the Chain of Memories video...
@@TheBlackDemon1996 I just remember waking up in a big egg
@@couchkidspodcast Oh by the way, on an unrelated note, "358/2 Days" is pronounced "Three Five Eight Days Over Two", because it's the story of two people during those days.
@@TheBlackDemon1996 🙏🙏
@@couchkidspodcast Also, in Yen Sid’s defence, I don’t think he knew that he was spewing lies. Nobodies are a relatively new thing, so if a bunch of them came out and said “We don’t really have emotions” who is he to argue? He coulda done a little more research, but then that’d ruin the big emotional twist, wouldn’t it?
@@TheBlackDemon1996 his inaction speaks volumes when the world needed him most
I don't need a drink to sound drunk explaining the Kingdom Hearts Story
Somehow it makes more sense when drunk 🤷
@couchkidspodcast Well, that's cause when you're drunk, you're illogical, and kingdom hearts is illogical.
47:11 I just realized...Stitch is running around....because he was looking for Ven 😭😭😭😭😭
@@Equilibrium91 OH MY GOD
@@couchkidspodcast Add another one to the sadness tally
1:08 the Axel “TWO??” impression was amazing 😂
We try our best 🔥
YES I was thinking the same!
That line will NEVER get old 😂
i love how they could've just rushed the explanation of the olympus colusseum's first visit like they did with the previous two worlds but they didn't just so they could tell ari about phil screaming to get on the hydra's back
@@saintgemini420 it’s absolutely imperative to the narrative
The gummy ships being such a weird part of the game even extends to the lore. The gummy ship parts are actually pices of the barrier between worlds that crumbles apart when the keyhole to a world opens to darkness. Your literally flying around in the corpes of the worlds and its NEVER mentioned outside a single ansem report
@@Adrie_Atmosphere that would explain the screaming…
You know now that I think about it there's so many more reasons to hate yensid throughout the series and even one of mickeys biggest failures yensid also had a part in.
The big secret mickey was keeping in 0.2/3 yensid not only also knew but was also his master at the time and on top of that when riku gets mad at mickey it's happening right in front of yensid and he just let's him take the fall for the secret
@@Adrie_Atmosphere know you see the truth 👀
This gets even more unsettling when you think about End of the World from the first game with the gooey and crystalline structure of a lot of its areas. That's probably a ton of gummi blocks, the remains of countless worlds destroyed by the darkness, frankensteined together into a horrific reanimated mass of a heartless world. End of the World is such a fascinating world to think about.
@@vincentadamsvga it’s never overtly explained and that’s a shame!
This is incredible. It’s some of the biggest effort KH content I’ve ever seen on RUclips. It’s amazing to see such an environment of chaos produce such an unironically great recap of the story. Can’t wait for the next installment!
@@yeetusvanitas9800 planning it all out as we speak! Thank you so much!
Literally 😂
Props for doing the Organization cosplay. Adds a lot to the bit.
@@SaberToothPortilla might wear them out
Colton’s rant about the struggle tournament was so real. That’s the one thing I was most excited for that never came back
@@taunfountainjr7942 a man of the people
No, he's right, Yen Sid is a retired Keyblade Master that taught Mickey Mouse how to use his Keyblade and did absolutely nothing but give advice and info to everyone and just sits and does nothing else to help, he's retired now out for the count he can still summon his Keyblade, and still cast spells and fight with a Keyblade, there is no excuse for him to sit on his ass doing nothing but yap all day. 😂
@@remote-kid_link_dragmire 👏couldn’t have said it better
I love how Colton gives information about organisation 13 having hearts that does clearly show in this game but isn't made to light until dream drop distance
@@rowhanwills77 just a little sneak peek 👀
Forgetting you guys did Chain of memories is very on brand
@@ScrapsandSlaps all I have is a notebook that says “thank Namine”? Weird
Not me tearing up around the 30 min mark when he explains Nobodies CAN have hearts
@@tetrabelle 🥹🥹🥹
We don’t fall for Nobody Propaganda ‘round here! ✊😤
“Was it like a huge release on a major console?”…..
…Bird antics ensue 😂
@@timothyhutchins3501 🐓🐓🐓
Funniest part of the video!! I had to join in...
"Sh** be going crazy. My computer is Tron."
-Ansem the Wise
@@Equilibrium91 can’t believe he actually said that
Shawn and Gus from Psych explain Kingdom Hearts 2 to a very confused Markiplier.
@@jthenarwhal this is a new one! 😂
Can't wait for 365 Beers/2 Kegs
When he asked "Is Tetsuya Nomura a con man?", my mind immediately flashed back to some of the more absurd KH merch. They sold a $2k kh themed chesterfield _sofa_ last year lmao.
@@qrowing I kinda want that couch now…
How is this man not in jail
@@AriCastleton007 you’re gonna lock a man up who carries around a giant key that unlocks anything? Use your head
you guys are CRIMINALLY underrated
Thank you so much!! 🥹
10:43 bro hit that quote so perfectly
Colton’s got the voices DOWN
I’m glad I’m not the only one who sings the backward parts in Sanctuary 😂
@@kaliland9296 like there’s any other way
I brought pizza, drinks, and popcorn, and it was all worth it. Also, major credit(s) to all the editing, animations, and captions. I also thing they need hugs, so sending some virtual ones their way. That YenSid propaganda bit was awesome. I'm glad you survived Kingdom Hearts II, and hope as well as can't wait for the next video of this series.
But seriously, I can see why the amount of time was needed. Major props to all involved!
That is so kind 🥹 we really appreciate the kind words!!
35:12
You guys are half right. That look-as if you just drowned his goldfish- actually reminds Xigbar of Ventus.
And that scene is a reference to Xigbars run in with xion in 358/2 days.
But we wouldn't know that, if you only played 1 chains and 2.
Nomura went insane long ago, and he's taking us all with him.
@@valentinecure329 that Ventus scene in 358 is going to melt Ari’s mind
Drexnaw’s Dusk impression was a closer impression to SpongeBob jellyfish dancing
@@AbsoluteFruit I can’t unsee it now
I cannot put into words how much I love this series. You guys deserve so much more recognition for this. I'll be patiently waiting for the next installment. Thank you for your service.
@@pronouncable thank YOU for commenting 🫡 means a lot
This is a feature length film holy shit
@@tkobs8570 in theaters soon 🍿
see a big theme in the Kingdom Hearts story is Identity Theft.
@@Kolbatsu and it’s only just begun 😵💫
For real. It's not a joke.
"Two!?"
Less than 30 seconds in and I’m already cackling at the organization names
Clotnox certainly was a choice. It was either between that or Coxnolt.
I dont know why the Kairi scene at the beginning affects me do strongly, but "C'mon, Kairi! I'll give you a hint...Starts with an "S"..." ALWAYS fucks me up. I cant explain it.
Maybe Soras in your heart too
If someone ever needs a summary of Kingdom Hearts, I'm sending them here. These are fucking great!
thank you so much! More are in the works
When this video dropped I was like 56:36 lmao Love the series it was definitely worth the wait, keep up the great work guys !
We see you AND Goofy have made it back to us! Haha
@@couchkidspodcast Goof had to make a pit stop at Minnie’s before everyone met back up, it was all a ploy
Just went through all of the KH Drunk History vids so far and for real gave me so much nostalgia. Thanks for doing the games a justice while keeping it fun. Top notch editing and production. I’ll tune in to the rest of them as they come
@@mynameismitchell just finished filming 358 and hopefully will have that out early 2025!
18 minutes in and its taken 3 hours to get this far because my boyfriend keeps asking "who is ____ again?" and each time i have to spend 45 minutes going over a chart of possessions and splits and nobodies. i hate this franchise so glad its my favorite.
Bust out the whiteboard!
"wait who's ansem again?" "okay so when a xehanort and a possessed terra hate each other veeeerrrry much they come together to create an amnesiac who splits in half. one half of that amnesiac is ansem seeker of darkness. hope this clears things up!" like gang im in hell here trying to explain this.
@@damianporter942 you’re going head first!! Very brave of you haha we also have the first two games up if he wants to get his feet wet 😂
Can't wait for the birth by sleep drunk history or kingdom hearts 3 drunken history or even 358 or just all them 🤣
@@Ghostly_editzz we’ll get to them all! 😎
The character development from Goofy prioritizing Minnie’s needs to full on avoiding her is devastatingly accurate 😭😭
I look forward to the progression of their story
Now we get to wait 12 years for KH3, as per Kingdom Hearts tradition.
we'll drop a trailer in 6 years
I made the exact same expression when you said Barkness
i have never been more excited in my whole life
I can’t stop rewatching the name intros… and also their impressions are surprisingly really good HAHA
@@jcaguilar9669 thank you we’ve been working on them! 😂
@@couchkidspodcastIt paid off! Can’t wait for the next drunk KH video, it’s become a series I didn’t know I needed😭
I don't know why but watching Ari trying to hold it together while trying to piece all this stuff together is hilarious 🤣🤣
12:35 History says they were roommates, and the best of friends. Tumblr said something very different.
😳
at 17:28 I'm imagining Riku saying " I'm sopping wet (sweaty), this is what happens to me" to Diz lol
@@danf.8228 it’s canon now
Yall please keep doing these drunk histories. Kh is my favorite series of all time. Yall got amazing personality, drinks, funny asss descriptions. Yall gonna grow so much as a channel once the drunk history expands to different games too.
@@joshuakurian7761 when this series is over we definitely plan on expanding! They’ve been a blast to make
1:18:20 the explanation is sad. I know the boys are drunk . But in the first episode at the 10 minute mark you made a promise that you would remember the importance of her flying through sora merging with his heart. I'm not crying your crying
@@ravonritchie6793 😅 we tried !
5:42 8:43 HAHAHAHA!!! HE JUST WENT FROM 0 TO 100 in like a MILISECOND. He had the most normal face, smirked and just let out the most insane laugh.
I LOVE THIS, I IMMEDIATLY FEEL BETTER!!!! :D
Colton’s new laugh heals all apparently 😂
@@couchkidspodcast Seriously my brain is being massaged every time I hear it.
God I wish I could post photos here. It would just be the distracted boyfriend meme with Colton looking back at Ari's camera.
@@jikmjuhn oh my god that’s PERFECT hahaha
What a brilliant idea for a series. I can't believe this hasn't been done before! The three of you also have impeccable chemistry and comedic timing. Looking forward to seeing how Ari reacts to DDD! 😂
@@LeifUnni2 thank you so much - that means a lot
1:18:39 "for all intents and purposes" 😂 i see that side eye at the audience and i will refrain from debating that "two" at this time.
Seriously tho, oh my god this video made my week. Its been such a bad few days between the hurricane and family in the hospital and this comes along and makes me laugh harder than I have in AGES, yall are awesome
@@rothea that means so much! Hope everything gets better soon for you and hope you’re staying safe ❤️
Shit, well I guess I just won't be sleeping tonight. Fingers crossed that Colton can't stop himself from looking at Ari's camera. Bless my soul, we're back.
I think we all know what’s about to happen to Aris camera 😂
Ok, I'm gonna have to be brutally honest with you guys. This vid, is fucking amazing and you all killed it!! Yall are hilarious and the editing was fantastic all around, the pixel art was once again super cool, also glad you guys paced yourselves this time!
@@superanxiety261 you had us worried in the first half not gonna lie
Amazing video. Me, my friend (who loves KH) and my partner (who's never played KH) watched it last night and did a drink every time you guys took a drink. Had an absolute blast, laughed our asses off. I bought my partner the 1.5+2.5 remix and he's gonna play it.
@@yumehophype5005 oh my god! That’s so kind thank you so much!!
52:25 just wait till they start time traveling 😂😂😂
@@baptizedatheist3168 we might need two whiteboards…
Please God no
Kingdom hearts, lead me into everlasting drunkness
@@nicholasmedina907 makes more sense now
The Kingdom Beer's Saga is on a roll rn
@@absolutefool9577 and we don’t plan on stopping until they’re all done!
Omg this was amazing!! Thank you for the laughs and shit some damn good explanations for the convoluted plot that is kingdom hearts as a whole. Fucking excited for more
@@benratliff7806 thank you so much! Excited for what we have planned next
43:44 BRO I CAN'T!! GENIUS
@@ZaiDrizzleDrop it was in front of us the whole time!
@@couchkidspodcast Pluto has been laying chess pieces for 2 decades.
He is always located in key moments.
He only acts like a dog. I mean how can a Goofy be a sentient dog but Pluto isnt?
Pluto has Grand Designs.
12:46 i started crying laughing on this point. I remember find out jesse was roxas now everytime i see him me and my friends would joke that he was sora’s beautiful soul.
a POWERHOUSE performance!
All my homies hate Yen Sid. Now Merlin? THATS a wizard we can get behind!
@@hdnroots YOURE DAMN RIGHT!!
another banger in the bag, boys. also, appreciate you not getting puke sloshed this episode. the last one was great but it gets to a point where it’s more concerning than entertaining. we need you around for the rest of the series ❤
@@sister_critchin the warriors of light will be drinking responsibly from now on 🫡
I LOVE kingdom Hearts.
He did the “2” meme!
@@HatKidPeck all we’ll keep doing it!
Every year I've watched RUclips has been in pursuit of an algorithm that would feed me this video
Absolute peak content, watched the entire thing in one sitting
Can't wait for the next one
praise the algorithm 🙌 thanks for the comment dude!
I'm not drunk, but I'm glad that I stumbled onto this series
@@bbocel89 we are too!
48:20 Watching this reminds me of early Charlie the Unicorn, Ari does not want to go to kingdom candy hearts mountain.
@@RapsandRiffs we’re taking his kidney too
I haven't even made a chip in the watch time and already I love the accurate Nobodifiction animation/editing
@@giboi03 thank you so much! We love adding the little details in for people to catch
oh this video has been the one thing I been looking forward to the most this week
@@RuenAllis 🙏🙏🙏
Quality stuff as always 😂 My wife was a bit bummed Ari was falling asleep so much though. It’s fun when we’re all having fun together!
@@ARONandCo we’ll start earlier next time 😅
Im here for the Yen Sid Slander well deserved
@@grandelder77b.65 we’re just getting started too
I can't wait for Dream Drop Distance 😂@@couchkidspodcast
@@mortalballgt52 **cracks knuckles**
@@couchkidspodcast ohhh I felt that!
So glad I found these just as I started KH2 please make the rest of the series in drunk history style 😭
@@5gumluv we definitely will! Keep checking back - we appreciate it!!
I wish Xemnas held a cat or dog in his lap the way Colton does.
@@joshuasinferno9443 caxt or doxg? Workshopping it here
Cat for Xemnas. Dog for "ANSEM"
Fun fact btw: Pence is wearing a jersey which is actually a reference to another Square Enix(at the time Squaresoft property) titled “The Bouncer”. It is a goated ps2 game that is fun beat em up style game. 10/10 would recommend.
@@sire176_5 we’ll have to check it out!! 👀
I need to play the whole series again with you guys doing fan dubs for all the cutscenes.
@@sofazebrah Couch Kids 2.8 Final Mix dropping soon! 😂
@@couchkidspodcast Oh and also wanted to say! Y’all are so wholesome and relatable to how being a Kingdom Hearts enjoyer feels. It’s a constant cycle of trying to explain how absolutely bonkers the storyline is, while praising the franchise as a whole. We all gripe and riff about the same unskippable cutscenes, the extremely important lore trapped inside the handheld “filler” games, Donald never healing… but I don’t think the series would be as special as it is without all the wackiness.
And thank you so much for the stomach cramping laughs.
@@sofazebrah 🥹 you’re gonna make us cry! Thank you so much!!
1:02:05 "And how does Xigbar know Marluxia? That's a story for another time-" "NO" lmaooo can't wait until Ari has to come to terms with the plot of the mobile games
@@BartholomewRose we ourselves haven’t even come to terms with the mobile games
Had a shitty day at work today (one word, RETAIL) and I'm so ready to sit down and just laugh
Thanks for joining us ❤
I’ve never left a non-argumentative comment in my life till now.
But this is peak entertainment and deserves more attention.
@@destinedfornormality we are honored! Feel free to argue with us any time though 😂
Gentlemen. I have watched hours of videos having to do with all Kingdom Hearts lore. This is officially the first time I have ever been able to fully understand it. We...made...history. Thank you for letting me be with you on this journey. I'm so excited to see 358/2 days knowing that I finally understand what the Eff that actually means. 😄😄😄 Amazing job. I hope you put our boy to bed after recording & made him the best breakfast known to man the next day.
@@otacon6566 you know we did!! 🍳 thank you for the kind words!
There was no reason for the Dusks to be schmoovin' like that
@@ktkat7115 not. At. All!!
"Hello, Sora. I't me, Kairi."
@@linusignatius verbatim
Honestly Chain of Memories being the video that almost kill y'all fits, bc it really did mind fuck everyone at the time 😂
@@gingerdude55 we did chain of memories?
"dont look at my camera" is the bit that keeps on bitting. so funny so fresh so always appreciated (not appreciated by ari)
@@damianporter942 We think he secretly loves it. Deep down. Like way down.
Y E S!!!!!
I’m travelling home, and completely forgot you guys posted this!
I was at a Scottish wedding, so have been rather drunk myself, but il watch you guys enjoy some drinks and talk about one of the best games ever 😂❤
@@aterriblesliceoftoast safe travels 🍻
Aww man, this was so incredible! Thank you for handing us such a meal!
@@Lukeormaybenath 👨🍳
I'm only 13 minutes into the video and I already love this amount of effort you guys clearly put into it. Keep it up, it's great!
@@kyleshank3411 thank you so much!!
Yall should have way more subs and likes lol this is gold
@@jaredpetri7783 thank you so much for the kind words 🥹
yo im so stoked for Days commentary, still have my copy it was really the most frustrating DS game i played as a kid.
@@shisoroba SO frustrating!
5:47
Keep that one for future content 😂😂😂
@@KingWizard26 it’s so upsetting…
@@couchkidspodcastyet brilliant all at the same time.
This is the ABSOLUTE BEST SHIT that I've seen since Barry did his "A Good Enough Summary" videos for Kingdom Hearts.
Absolutely BRAVO, and PLEASE NEVER STOP!!
@@TheHairline such high praise 🙏 thank you so much!!
This is one of greatest pieces of KH content ever made and out on RUclips.
For me, it’s when Roxas lowkey thinks it’s his camera, and then Sora is all like, “no… nuh, bruh, it’s MY camera now. I’M the camera now…”
@@collinmiller4721 he’s always been the camera
@@couchkidspodcast please stop. My mind can’t take it. Sora… all… along… I… knew it… somehow…
Peak Kingdom Hearts 2 Historical Explanation! Looking forward to the next Kingdom Hearts Drunk History videos. ❤
@@mystic9952 can’t wait to film it! Thank you! ❤️
Everything about this is perfect
Thank you for that! 🙌
What an absolute delight. Between the spot on recap, the interjections, and the voices yall have truly made smth special. Cant wait for the next!
@@ReturnedToSenderRTS the voices are my favorite 🙏 we appreciate it
What a saga… also I’ve literally never realized that Riku’s thumb gets huge in the ending 😭 also props that nobody threw up this time, just a really long piss
@@joeyjose727 that unfortunately will never go away 😂
15:58 this fucking killed me 😂😂
uuuaaaaAAAAHHH!!
I binged the other drunk histories and now i gotta wait for the next 😭 these are so funny
@@carbohydrates3557 you are brave! 🫡 but we appreciate it greatly
Thank you once again boys! This content is appreciated more than you know!
@@soratome thank you for always commenting!! We appreciate it
Let's give Yen Sid some slack, most of the Nobodies were kept in the dark about the whole "we'll naturally grow new hearts" thing. And considering the lack of Heartless attacks 12 in-universe years ago, it's not like there were a lot of Nobodies beforehand to gain this knowledge.
@@JosephHeiskell our real bone to pick will come during DDD