"CALIFORNIA JAIL" 😂 DAVE CHAPPELLE
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- Опубликовано: 13 окт 2024
- Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer (2023) Netflix
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Whoever signed that bill into law is crazy 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You know he went staight to jail when he signed it 😂
Crwzy wyte liberals
On the contrary, they want to make the whole population crazy.. divide and rule
What exactly was that bill?... I'm not from there so I'm don't really get why he'd be sent to the women's jail just because he declares that he identify as a woman...
Unless of course the Bill has something to do with that self identity declaration thing?~
@@doggypi1532transgender women (bio male) can go to women’s prison in California however a few transgender (bio males) got women pregnant 🤰 in jail while pretending to be a female but you know what’s funny to me you don’t see transgender men (bio females) when sentenced to prison trying to go into a male’s prison, they return to their natural uses and tell the judge imma a female your honor 😂 they a whole ninja in the streets but can’t be a whole ninja in prison the audacity
"Gimme that fruit cocktail !!!" I"m dead.
Rest in peace
"I'm gonna want some cocktail,,,,,,,,,FRUIT!"
Nasty Nate.
he seems to be overly affected by trans culture. this was funny in 2020
@@aSSGoblin1488 How dare you assume Dave's gender?
No Nasty Nate! Devil man
This is great example why new law is crazy, "Don't make me explain myself" 😂😂
Let's be honest none of the nonsense going on today would exist if it wasn't for libtards tell me im wrong I dare you.
The butch’s in women’s prison are girls?
there is no new law like that
@@thl205lol, I wish that was true.
@@cookie.2118do you live in canada?
It's so f*cking surreal to know that this actually already happened.
Transgender prisoner got female inmates pregnant recently. Crazy
@@lydiarichardson7268you mean a male inmate got a female inmate pregnant.
@@cwstewartjr1973 yeah he was pretending. Like inmates spitting into each other's mouths to get covid to get out of lock up.
@@cwstewartjr1973EXACTLY 💯% A MAN!!!!
Why would you respect the choices of a full male trans Inmate?
Dave Chappelle has been making me laugh since 2003
The dude was born for this shid.
Wow, I've been laughing at Dave since 1992 💀
@@WorldsOnlyBlackStanyo old ass 50
Happy for you
@@WorldsOnlyBlackStanI don't believe you definitely need some proof
Comedy has NEVER been more accurate 😂
Lmao, the possibilities are endless in 2024 😂.
not since the late great carlin
Accurate? So lying about the way things work to make a joke about marginalized people is good comedy? This joke would actually be funny if you didn’t have to go through literal years of chemical and social transition.
@@beatles42ohgg94Carlin would be ashamed of Dave and probably go out of his way to disrespect him. Carlin did not punch down. Carlin didn’t sell out to right wing bottom barrel comedy.
@@MisterRorschach90 uhhhh, most of carlins career was punching down.
literally typed george carlin. first clip is him literalyl punching down on people for being stupid...
guess stupid people is punching up?
he said it would take you about eight seconds to find out somebody is stupid, and if you really listen, they are full of shit
let me tell you what, you proved him absolutely right, he was punching down on your stupid ass
"this girl D I got" 😂😂😂
"Don't make me explain myself" 😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I laughed out hard there
I laughed my ass off there
"don't make me explain myself"😂😂😂
As soon he said California, I knew this joke was coming 🤣
...And I still LOL-ed bigly!
@@marvzramos2992bigly isn’t a word 😂
@@partypat7229How do you mention "bigly" but not the "LOL-ed"
Same
@@partypat7229Bigly is well known.
Dave said fuck you and your cancel culture. I'm here for all of it 😂
Yeah me too ash tag
Ohhh yeah, full send w/ this special & the silent majority loves it. We need to speak up & stand behind the Americans like Dave Chappelle
@@bender9353 a bit emotional response to a RUclips comment don't ya think..... I bet you literally couldn't help yourself reading the comment string you just had to "make you're big stand" hope for the best for ya, try not to lead w/ your emotions so much its oozing out even in your comment.
@@clove2846 sorry princess, where I live we get to swear all we want and nobody gives a fuck.
@@bender9353 that doesn't even make sense, it had nothing to do w/ the swearing..... it's the defensive attitude & the quickness to jump all over ppl. Even the "sorry princess" not even knowing the person you're talking too. I'm the last person any1 would call princess. If you read every other comment they're definitely leaning my way. Godspeed brother.
"Don't make me explain myself - I'm a girl".
Says it all! Edit: Dave could have said: "Don't make me explain myself - I'm LGBTQIA" - same premise - don't question the ridiculous rantings else you will be smeared/cancelled.
Exactly! 👍
Tells us all we need to know about your hatred and ignorance.
@@TheFineaglerexplain
@@TheFineaglerAnyone can be anything they want stop gatekeeping
@@hinglemckringleberry7372in today's world, logic is irrelevant.
Dave a comedic genius.. he makes you laugh without even trying
Am I the only one who laughs even more when Dave starts laughing at his own jokes? 😂😂😂
Nah you ain't the only one 🤷🏾♂️
Nope. It’s the cutest thing when he laughs at himself. Saw this show in Charlotte and he was amazing
@@gcrisefiHow long was your face and stomach hurting?? 😂
If you don’t make yourself laugh are you even funny
You ain’t the only one 😂😂😂😂😂😂lol
Daves still making jokes like its 1999. Love it. Thank goodness someone has the spine to keep making us laugh. At EVERYONES expense.
See though, when I make jokes about catholic priests and their little boy lovers, I get attacked. I don't get it
@@nono-ch8oyat least you’re allowed to comment, I keep getting banned 😂
Getting old fast... It's been 3 specials from both Ricky Gervais and Dave where they keep bringing up LGBTQ+ stuff... They've made their whole personalities and specials about being anti woke. Which is the same as being focused on being woke in a special. The first special they did it, was fine, but now they've overdone it and I couldnt finish either one of those specials.
@Unstinkable and they need to keep doing it
The more we ridicule these freaks the better
@@StarfishPatrick231 Exactly! People keep saying Dave is GOAT but true GOAT comics have variety in their sets. He USED to have that.
Some people are immune to cancel culture & Dave Chappelle is the undisputed king of the un-cancellables. Nobody woke can f**k with this guy🗿
For now
Ehhh, twitter did get ahold of this joke but Dave doesn't care so he'll be fine
Tweeter is not a real place.
Dc
For a comedian, its actually INCREASED PUBLICITY. They literally get a boost when they get “cancelled” in the media and on socials. Morgan Wallen was dropped from his label for using the n-word, and has since released #1 albums. 🤷🏼♂️ The biggest myth about cancel culture, is that it is a legitimate threat.
Dave is vicious
This actually happened, and the MAN got 4 women pregnant.
twas just lesbian s * x that got a little bit too rough 😂😂😂
Hilarious @@likindamoussodou4188
No way
@@jatinshilen sorry I guess it was just 2 women.
@@jatinshilen but yeah, your feelings won't change your anatomy. A MALE was put into a FEMALE prison.
Guess that's how stupid people learn 😂
"I wants ya and I likes ya!!!" "We can do this the easy way or the hard way!!!"
Fleece
what the fuck? that’s not what he said 😂. you said it backwards as shit
Booty!
The "choice" is yours...
Dat the booty bandit
Such a great way to end the year with the comedy of Dave Chappelle
Damn straight 😂😂😂
Happy New Year. I hope this will be the best year ever for you 🍀
@@shila8379 thank you. Hope your new year will be greater than your last.
Facts! Watching this was my new year evening and very worth it
We got Gervais for Christmas and Chappelle for New Years. Thanks Santa!
The craziest part about this is that they would actually accept his request.
They already did it 😂😂😂
Shits crazy.
Whaaat I’m living faaaaar away from USA so I never heard of it, but that really did happened to someone ???
@@deimonk2384they wouldn’t. California is one of the worst states to be in prison.
@@lucasm1545 california is like an attractive, and yet inbred cousin
I love how Dave calls the insanity out for what it is.
“If you can’t beat em, join em” 😂
Underrated comment😂 😂
Exactly. I don’t work since the Dems took over. Just take the free ride and travel.
More like "get em to beat you."
hahahha
It works ! I do it .
Usually facts don't make me laugh that hard🤣🤣
But the facts are against him? It isnt that easy to switch genders in the eyes of the court. Also trans inmates in both men and women's prison's are significantly more likely to be physically and sexually assaulted by other inmates and staff than cis prisoners. Dave's joke here is actually factually wrong.
@erikkrueger7388 lol this joke definitely flew right by you haha
The truth is funny 😂
@@erikkrueger7388California is the biggest joke of all.
@@erikkrueger7388there's been cases of males entering womens prisons and impregnating the prisoners who are actual women. If youre bigger and stronger its not hard to overpower women regardless of what your fake gender is
He said he was finished with specials but he just couldnt get this a rest 😂
Gotta pay for his drug habit somehow.
Dave stopped telling jokes a long time ago 💯.......now he only drops jewels everytime he speaks 💯💯💯💯
Dave stopped telling jokes a long time ago.
He doesn't need anymore, he just tells story about the real life.
He's leaking diamonds
DONT MAKE ME EXPLAIN MYSLEF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He can’t fucking miss 😂
Women already in prison.. in for a penny , in for a pound 🍇
We gotta protect this man 😂
From what ?
men @@thebettermanprojectsa2608
@@thebettermanprojectsa2608cancel culture bs
He needs protection from nazi cops and cancel culture.
😂 he's probably already protected. He lives on a farm in a small town full of like-minded people😂
This man was born for this shit bruh😂😂
"Give me your cocktail fruit" - half baked.
Omg you're right, i forgot that's where i heard that.
Yep. Nasty Nate.
I almost said it was from “Life” with eddy murphey
From the movie?
"The squirrel master aint gonna be there for you next time..."
The alphabet group coming for you😂😂
They betta sit the hell down, we ain't going about Dave😳
If only they could do so without breaking down in their untreated mental sickness
They giving up cuz they ain't got shit on him
@@kristiedean5637 They tried and got rejected by black america that was the end of that..
They never came for me and I said the most shit since 2020
*_"Next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail, FRUIT!"😂_*
lol was wondering if people caught the reference
No! No! No! Devil man! 666 devil mark of the beast, naughty jungle of love! 😂😭
First thought. 😅 Squirrel Master, ain’t gonna be here, forever! 🤣
666!!! MARK OF THE BEAST!!!!
@@rickp46who nigh
"I can't give you my fruit cocktail because if I did I would have to give it to you everyday and then I wouldn't get all my vitamins"
😂😂😂😂
I want my cocktail.... Fruit!!!
@@Disturbed420420 😂👊
Dave put out another great special. So grateful to be alive to witness this.
What........alive just to watch this.......what a shame
I didn’t laugh once
This was ass
@@thamadtroll9981 yes, just for one special then I go away forever. I mean during Dave Chappelles existence. Great comedians don’t come around very often. I’ve watched him since he came out. What are you 15? Please tell me what grand experiences or amazement achievements you’ve had with your life.
@@dr1flushI bet you didn’t 😂😂😂😂 you was salty. Go and get the op so you can at least have a chuckle 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I've watched this 100 times and it's funnier each time!! Except you missed the handicapped dude at the end!! LOL
ok calm down
Is this his new special?
😂😂😂
Yes
@@kashifreza1993
I didn’t laugh once for 56 min😂
Fruit cocktail 😂 he went HALF BAKED ON EM 😂
Dave Chapelle never sold his soul to the devil. Legend
Cut that shit out smh
@@dualsenseentertainmentIt's true though. Him and Katt Williams saw the price of mega stardom and told those Hollywood niggas to fuck WAY off
@@dualsenseentertainment pipe down boy
He’s a Muslim that’s why ❤
That's EXACTLY what they're doing !!!
DAVE IS THE GOAT… 🐐! This special had me spitting my drink, chocking on shit, and almost peed myself about 5 times!!! He is unreal!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What special is this?
@@74chuck - new one out on Netflix - just came out in last couple of days!
@@74chuckjust dropped on Netflix
NPC . People who actually comment like this are unreal
@@74chuck The Dreamer
You know this is a joke but at the same time this is really happening.
Dave is a legend
Gimme yo cocktail. FRUIT!!! - Nasty Nate
Nasty Nate vs Squirrel Master
That's EXACTLY what I thought of 😂😂
So you guys believe in Angels?
He explains what goes on in jail perfectly. It's a joke for sure, but there's a lot of hidden truth to it.
It’s all truth. Where you think he got the material from. Research: N.J. trans prisoner who impregnated 2 inmates transferred to men's facility
Demi Minor, 27, has been transferred from New Jersey’s only women’s prison to the vulnerable housing unit at a men’s facility.
That’s what comedy is bro. It ain’t funny if it doesn’t have a truthful undercurrent.
@@shanghaiffgg guess thats why Chapelle hasn't been funny in a decade.
his opener on the recent special was hilarious@@EdgieAlias
@@shanghaiffgg idk I don't like consuming content from a guy who thinks victims of molestation from celebrities should feel good about it. Makes me think he's molesting people.
Damn it, this ain't a parody. This is real.
No it’s not. Courts have the right to critically examine someone’s gender identifying and decide whether they’re acting in bad faith or not.
@techyn8502 Can you give me a case number or name of a case in which evidence was presented to the trier of fact, and the gender issue was decided?
@@scottnoth54can provide a case in which the scenario Dave is talking about actually happened?
@Orange-ti4bh How about this? A former prisoner in the Rose M. Singer women’s jail on Rikers Island is suing New York City, alleging jail staff ignored her warnings in 2022 that a transgender woman housed among females was actually a man pretending to be a woman in order to prey on the opposite sex behind bars.
@@Orange-ti4bh Just search trans prisoners getting female prisoners pregnant. It’s happened in the US/UK and I’m sure it doesn’t end there. A court case can take weeks, months, there was a case here in the uk where a week in the defendant decided he’s a woman. Does it surprise you that criminals would use this incredibly stupid loophole?
This has actually happened in real life.
Some dude was sent to a women's prison, he knocked up 3 of them😂😂😂
Yep. The Edna Mahan correctional facility in New Jersey. The dude was/is a convicted murderer doing 20 to life😳
That is craaaazy
This is tf hilarious...
Straight up clown world
Or that freak in San Fransisco who somehow had a record of child molestation. First off there should be a record, one and your done. Anyways then he beat some women and he to a womens prison and impregnated a female inmate.
Dave Chappelle is unmatched 😂
The GOAT exppsing the hypocrisy that the media never does.
Nah he really became unfunny doing trans jokes like this. They aren't even creative anymore. Shit atleast his "So i kicked her in the pussy" joke had better substance and delivery.
I don’t see a 🐐
@@timetowakeup6302Do u c a 🐒
I will send you $1000 via any method you choose if you can adequately explain the hypocrisy with actual factual information with legitimate sources from actual experts. I’ll wait. Easiest grand you’ll ever make if you weren’t completely full of shit.
I CANT STAND THIS GUY, NEVER FUNNY
Omfg Dave still got it, I hope he is riding high again! I love his comedy
Pause
@@julianreese3971 play
this is classic Dave that everyone loves.
“Dont make me explain myself” 😭🤣
It's just so damn funny, even he laughed at his own joke. 😂
Yeah he does that a lot . I feel like he does it tho to keep a relaxed vibe on stage. Like he’s chillin with his audience and just shooting the shit. Because he probably has had this joke ready to go for awhile before using it.
@@KellerCRD naw the greats usually do that Bernie used to be rolling off his jokes he had to laugh it off and then finish the joke that’s when you know it’s real
The even crazier part is that he is drawing light on the truth....
That is comedy's greatest strength
That’s what all great comedy is
Yup cuz it's that easy... For comedy's sake, the but is funny, but people will believe anything they're told by the people that feed them their "arguments". There's a lot that goes into something like that, it's not that cut and dry. There would need to be evidence of transitioning to be allowed to be sent to a women's jail as a bio male
Facts I just saw some shit about dudes say I'm a woman going to female jail getting them pregnant it so bad that they are handing out condoms in jail it's fucking crazy they might as well just say fuck it
Except for the part that the entire premise is false. Just like you can't claim "insanity" at the very last minute to change your sentencing, no judge is going to accept someone changing their gender Identity at the last second either.
Crazy part is it is actually happening and girls are getting knocked up in prison 😂😂😂
By the guards not inmates
@@matthewp1682 it's inmates too. Google it. DOJ "rolled over" on the trans women impregnating women in prison. Guards doing it is nothing new.
@@matthewp1682Theres been cases of transgender women knocking up women in prison... just sick.
@matthewp1682 well according to California it's not the police. They can't explain how every prison thet suddenly got a male person had birthrate in prison skyrocket. Should watch the congressional hearing about it. Good insight on how liberals think.
There is no such thing as a tranz when they go to jail and somehow get pregnant or get another pregnant all that bs goes out of the window when your locked up in a cell
He'll always be the goat😊
Goats never go for the lowest hanging fruit while punching down. Chris Rock would NEVER do this joke. Never.
@@laurencewhite4809Who is the lowest hanging fruit?
Human...
@@laurencewhite4809who cares 😂
@@laurencewhite4809 😂😂😂 shut up btw he probably would or he's a coward afraid of the woke cult
He's so funny I love Chappelle
He is too hilarious though 😂
When you’re the GOAT, it doesn’t matter who gets upset and who tries to cancel you. The GOAT just keeps winning!!!
This is what comedy was like when I was a kid😂😂😂😂❤❤
@@nehemiahgoffney9380if this is what comedy was like when you were a kid, then you’re still a kid. Because comedy was never like this. Literally lying about a marginalized group. Obsessing over a marginalized group. Every single thing in his life revolves around this crap now.
@MisterRorschach90 white men in dresses aren’t marginalized, you dork lmao
He's speaking truth about a "marginalized" group. @@MisterRorschach90
Facts!!
Best comedian alive
Just watched the show this morning it’s hilarious
Which show?
@@Pkctwcheck netflix new special is out “the dreamer”
@@Pkctw The DREAMER. Newly released special (Dec. 31st/23)
THERE HAS BEEN ENDLESS AMAZING COMEDIANS BUT DAVE CHAPPELL IS GOAT
This is beyond BRILLIANT ---Bravo
The world needs more people like him, with a big set of balls. Speaking the truth
Don't need a big set of 🏀 for this, u just need a mouth
@devrajdevraj323 you don't understand the expression
Im one. COMEDIANS with big balls truth talkers: katt Williams, eddie Griffith, dave Chappelle, ....... Charleston white lol
You sound gay
@@kingtheegreatone8262 Bernie Mack
I watched this 10 times in a row, pure gold!
When and how? I must see this as well
@@quajonesbizNetflix
Your standards for comedy are in hell. The entire joke is just "I would rape women in women's prison" how is that funny?
Netflix. "The Dreamer". @quajonesbiz
Dave is the Antidote against
The LTBGect... endemic 😂❤
He’s real, and funny at it. True comedian
As a Californian. This had me rollin😂
Is this true, they really get put where they identify?💀
@@1sznAJ nah lol it’s js funny because California has a lot of these people who like to “identify” was whatever they want
@@1sznAJfor sure true California's fudged up in a lot of ways
@@SanDiegooooactually it is true. They may be there only temporarily but it happens.
@@1sznAJno, it's true. There was a rapist who during trial "transitioned" and went on to rape more women while in prison
Is not a joke. Is reality being told by the 🐐 😂
Its hilarious how he admitted he knows he'd get raped in prison so he want to set it up so he can rape women.
YOU are not Shania Twain...YOU are Garth Brooks😂
Dave Chappelle is the G.O.A.T.! He makes me laugh so hard! "😂😂😂
Dave is soooo fu****ng good, it mind boggling! He is just telling our society how ridiculous things become.
Nothing is ridiculous and never believe in anything especially society
@@freashswagg1the fact that you think that "nothing is ridiculous" is why society is the way it is.
Ouch
Exactly. I was looking for this comment.
Except when it comes to israel
Now every heterosexual male facing jail has the blueprint! 😂😂😂😂
Dave is just the goat.
this man will always be a fkin legend
“Gimme yo cocktail! Fruit!” Classic halfbacked line i quoted all thru college lol
When real life is so ridiculous, all you have to do is explain it and it's hilarious.
Facts
Correct
"people actually think that this is what it means to be trans" you're ridiculous and your son will be ashamed of you as a father when he finally sees you as the bully you are :3
This isn't real life 💀. The ones that get approved have already had surgery
@@freemarley639most havent.. there was even one case where one had sex with multiple inmates and impregnated them.
Thank god we still have comics like this.
Don’t stop these jokes Dave
Keep em comin 😊
The worst part is, that this isn't even a joke. It's a fictional story using real facts.
The irony....
Imagine the report of rape in the woman's jail, and them being like "that's strange that shouldn't be possible they're all female according to how they identify themselves, oh well."
True
Something like this already happened in Argentina
I would just say to the cop that i identify as immune to the laws ...😂
Sovereign citizens have had that covered for years.
@@TheLoneMitten Yep, they're all over YT crying at the judge.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You have to be very rich to register in this catalogue😂
That last imma girl was hilarious 😂
😂😂😂😂😂 man he is the GOAT, nobody can cancel Dave, He canceled himself before they could and went to Africa, came back still the best out there
The savior of comedy!
Dave simply showing you why he’s the 🐐
This dude crazy lol😂😂😂
Just saw this special last night. 10.5/10.
Netflix?
It's insane that this would be 100% accepted for real
It’s accepted! Google this article: N.J. trans prisoner who impregnated 2 inmates transferred to men's facility
Demi Minor, 27, has been transferred from New Jersey’s only women’s prison to the vulnerable housing unit at a men’s facility.
@@TG-wq3ms Minor was not transferred to juvi? Talk about lost opportunity...
Dave Chappell is the shit
This joke is youtube comment section tier. If i didn't know better i'd say ge's a hack.
Awesome one..
Dave😂😂😂
And then he finds out a bunch of other dudes did the same thing! Lol
Prison turns into harlem
He's gone make them mad again 😂
When are they ever not mad?
Yup that's the point
I wish he could make me laugh. 56 min didn’t laugh once
This special was just 💯🤣
I randomly think of this and laugh.
Dont make me explain myself.. Ima girl!! 😂😂
California logic 😂
Yeah. Trying to find a humane solution to the complex problem of gender identity in the prison system. Idiots.
New Jersey too. Messed up.
the uncancellable Dave Chapelle 😂😂😂 frickin gold
Hilarious. Spot on sarcasm
He ain't wrong
Protect this man, he speaks the truth.
Honestly thank you Dave for your work you saved me from mental health I’ve felt nothing but depression and your videos make me smile so thank you for your work your a good man Dave and people shouldn’t take what comedians say to heart they do these things for you
He quoted from his own movie HALF BAKED 😂. Nasty Nate is smiling somewhere.
😂😂😂 bad x bad x bad bad x
@@straitgatekeeper NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY JUNGLE OF LOVE
Don't make me explain myself 😂😂
You'd have competition because that's already happening 😂
Exactly the one your trying to to take the cocktail from is actually a man and he’s about to take you cock and tail 😭😭😭