"Bow low, you stand before a head crowned." That was my favorite dry humor line until Letho outdid himself in Witcher 3 with "Eredin's a king, ain't he?"
Is it bad that literally after finishing TW3 and all its expansions, I deleted my save and immediately started a new one, but that new game I decided to make it easy deathmarch mode with console commands?
Nilfgaard:"we order you bathe immediately! We can smell your stench all the way to the city of the golden towers!" Nordern Kingdoms:"HA! Never! You shall not infringe upon my freedom!" Nilfgaard:"*proceeds to bombard the Nordern Kingdoms with soap through the abundant use of trebuchets*" Nordern Kingdoms:"*reeeeeeing in the distance, infighting ensues*"
I've been waiting for a story summary since your STUPENDOUS recap of the first Witcher game. That was one of the funniest videos I've seen. Busy now, but I'll watch this one later!
I had hope because Roche and Ves was in it, and you can also find a camp of clearly ex-scoia'tel fighters on one of the gwent quests in novigrad. Alas my dreams were crushed. I'm fairly certain they planned it but ran out of time/money.
Absolutely hilarious summary, my only issue was the speed of the video and so I had to watch it in .75 playback speed to understand and appreciate the captions.
PLEASE all your captions in the video are hilarious. even though i've played the 3rd one three times, i would kill to see you give the full story just for those. thanks for this btw!!!
@@ladyalaina42 i take comfort in no iorveth in the witcher 3 because almost all the elves in that game except the one pretty scoia'tael lady in velen were ugly as sin and i fear even he, the prettiest elf to ever live, would be also :P
@@Toqrainbow i saw them moderate Iorveth and it is he who said his hope for the pontar valley was where every one could live together, elves, humans and dwarfs. Hopefully they will bring him back with that philosophy and give hope for freedom for all. Perhaps that is as allusive as our own reality.
It is very difficult to pay attention to the story you are voicing with the skits in text, but in a good way. Both parts are hilarious and well done. Excellent stuff!
Oh and I too was highly disappointed that Iorveth was never heard from again in Witcher 3. I played through W2 on both paths and chose to import my Iorveth path save for W3.. only to find myself staring at Roche anyway. At least Ves was also there.
It's kinda sad that Vergen falls despite your choices. I mean, I know they didn't want to mess around Dragon Age style with savings from previous games and you can just tell a guy if you went with Iorveth or Roche while you're being shaved, but still. It's actually amazing how Geralt is mostly not giving a damn about defending it though, and just goes along with it. He's just old enough to know one battle won or lost won't really matter in the long run, because even if you win a cause, it might be dust and dirt the next year. His neutrality is very understandable from that point of view. He just wants to avoid disappointment over and over again.
This is awesome Jinz. You inspired me to read the Witcher books. I just finished Lady of the Lake. Thanks for all the hard work you put into your stupendous lore vids!
RUclips recommended your channel after I watched some CDPR related stuff (Witcher 3 music and Cyberpunk 2077 mostly). This video is great! It might be only a 15 minute long story video, but the amount of work and jokes you put in this is insane! So thank you! This was VERY entertaining. Must watch your Witcher 1 story video now too! We can say many bad things about RUclips, but in the recent years they recommended me some great (small) youtubers, whom I'd never have found through searching. My Cyberpunk, Vampire the Masquerade or in this case Witcher knowledge would be so much less without these videos!
Bird you might mess around and end up in The Witcher 4 Wild Gwent 😂😂😂! Your witcher videos and channel are criminally underrated thank you for giving us Witcher Junkies a for lack of a better word 'fix'.
So I played through all the games before reading the books... Now I'm reading the books and everything is making so much more sense... Also, entertaining summary
15 minutes into the video and I feel like we’ve made a meaningful bond with the narrator May he/she find a Iorvith and live happily ever after Alright that settles it for my 5th Witcher 3 playthrough, my second honest one, my first one after the platinum (ps4), my first honest one with a full sweep with all the DLCs serious completion, while knowing the back story and voila Wind’s Howling
Girl... I can't freaking focus on whatever you say because the on screen writings are hilarous! I better watch/listen to the video again lolol What have you done! whatever it is, it's hilarous :D
No matter how many times I’ve watched story recaps of The Witcher 1&2 I still don’t really understand the story. But this was still super entertaining. 😂
I recently started playing Witcher 2, but the gameplay is a drag. This was extremely helpful to understand what I didn't finish so I can start Witcher 3 soon!
@ProperBird PLEEEAAASSEEE do one of these for The Witcher 3!!! I've watched the first two and they're awesome!!! Granted I was short of breath from all the laughing, but they're spectacular!!! PLEASE!!!
My bad, there's a comment after yours that mentioned the voice in the video is hard to listen to. Seems I replied to the wrong one. Hope you enjoy your Witcher experience either way :)
Jinzee! The language!!! 😮 My young ears!!! Fooken fantastic video, though. Lived up to the high standard of the Witcher 1 game summary. You are honestly hilarious.
Great summary. It seems like they don't bring back characters from game to game if you had the option to have them be killed in a previous game. I was fully expecting so many characters to die in number 3. Kind of a twisted letdown.
UGHHH this video came out at such a right time! I recently finished playing witcher 2 and I have not crushed on a fictional character as I have crushed on Iorveth since I was like 13 (20 now) and I'm dying for more Iorveth ansajwejk I used to think witcher 3 is perfect until I played witcher 2 and found they completely omitted him ='(
I am in love with Iorvech throughout 2, and will make up one if he is not on 3 at some point. Can't go years without him but plan to deep 6 that dragon lady. He'll never know!!
kinda strange that you can kill lothe and he comes back in witcher3 anyway but saskia doesnt.. i finished witcher 2 after witcher 3 and i love saskia.. sad outcome
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IORVETH THE GREAT AND POWERFUL
"Bow low, you stand before a head crowned." That was my favorite dry humor line until Letho outdid himself in Witcher 3 with "Eredin's a king, ain't he?"
This is wonderful time for playthrough number 11
Those are rookie numbers, you gotta get those up
Is it bad that literally after finishing TW3 and all its expansions, I deleted my save and immediately started a new one, but that new game I decided to make it easy deathmarch mode with console commands?
How do you play this garbage more then once
@@Kurasai56 Once you’ve completed such a game normally as intended, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with having all the fun you want in replays.
Nilfgaard:"we order you bathe immediately! We can smell your stench all the way to the city of the golden towers!"
Nordern Kingdoms:"HA! Never! You shall not infringe upon my freedom!"
Nilfgaard:"*proceeds to bombard the Nordern Kingdoms with soap through the abundant use of trebuchets*"
Nordern Kingdoms:"*reeeeeeing in the distance, infighting ensues*"
I've been waiting for a story summary since your STUPENDOUS recap of the first Witcher game. That was one of the funniest videos I've seen.
Busy now, but I'll watch this one later!
Iorveth was my favourite character too was absolutely devastated that he didn't come back for 3😢
I had hope because Roche and Ves was in it, and you can also find a camp of clearly ex-scoia'tel fighters on one of the gwent quests in novigrad. Alas my dreams were crushed. I'm fairly certain they planned it but ran out of time/money.
He’s a Gwent card I suppose…
Absolutely hilarious summary, my only issue was the speed of the video and so I had to watch it in .75 playback speed to understand and appreciate the captions.
Same lol
PLEASE all your captions in the video are hilarious. even though i've played the 3rd one three times, i would kill to see you give the full story just for those. thanks for this btw!!!
Not me watching these to figure out what happened in the first two games without even realizing who you are 💀 10/10 Jinzee
I made to the dragon and just broke down laughing.
you saved me from falling asleep and forgetting where in the story I was for the upteenth time, tysm
About the possibility of meeting Iorveth & Saskia again, never say never! :)
In the Witcher 4... :D
I am already despondent over no Iorvech!!
@@ladyalaina42 i take comfort in no iorveth in the witcher 3 because almost all the elves in that game except the one pretty scoia'tael lady in velen were ugly as sin and i fear even he, the prettiest elf to ever live, would be also :P
@@Toqrainbow i saw them moderate Iorveth and it is he who said his hope for the pontar valley was where every one could live together, elves, humans and dwarfs. Hopefully they will bring him back with that philosophy and give hope for freedom for all. Perhaps that is as allusive as our own reality.
My my, this video is just perfect! Thank you for the effort!
"Υrden,trap it with Yrden!!" "You come down and trap it!" Geralt is love, Geralt is life
It is very difficult to pay attention to the story you are voicing with the skits in text, but in a good way. Both parts are hilarious and well done. Excellent stuff!
Oh and I too was highly disappointed that Iorveth was never heard from again in Witcher 3. I played through W2 on both paths and chose to import my Iorveth path save for W3.. only to find myself staring at Roche anyway. At least Ves was also there.
YRDEN!!! TRAP IT WITH THE YRDEN!!!!
YOU come down and trap it!!
Love how you presented the story 😌👊🏽
I LOVE the editing you do for these.
There's so many potential screenshots that would be hilarious without context. 😂
I was waiting for this after your amazing Witcher 1 recap
9:40 my head hurts
It's kinda sad that Vergen falls despite your choices.
I mean, I know they didn't want to mess around Dragon Age style with savings from previous games and you can just tell a guy if you went with Iorveth or Roche while you're being shaved, but still.
It's actually amazing how Geralt is mostly not giving a damn about defending it though, and just goes along with it. He's just old enough to know one battle won or lost won't really matter in the long run, because even if you win a cause, it might be dust and dirt the next year. His neutrality is very understandable from that point of view. He just wants to avoid disappointment over and over again.
I don't need a recap.. I watched your entire lorethrough!! Haha still going to watch this video! good work on everything!!
This is awesome Jinz. You inspired me to read the Witcher books. I just finished Lady of the Lake. Thanks for all the hard work you put into your stupendous lore vids!
I am new and was looking for a recap. This was too fast for me and the picture itself was too distracting not helping the cause.
14 mins of video, 30 to read it completely. Great job tbh
Press F for my boy Iorveth, he might have gotten a game if you bastards actually bought thronebreaker.
And Thronebreaker's story was good too, even without following the canon. :(
25 seconds in and I am already super entertained!
She so fast!
Awesome work Proper Bird!
All i want now is a spin off about the adventures of "Iorveth, THEGREATANDPOWERFUL"
I've been watching Witcher 1 & 2 recaps, and yours are the best by far.
Omg i love this video. You made this storyline so fun and entertaining... not to mention easy to understand lmao. I love it
Yo these summaries are absolutely god tier. Thank you
Thank you for this video Jinzee! Even though I'm familiar with the story, I love your content! 🙌
You love Iorveth. That automatically makes me like you C:
Legitimately the best video I've seen in ages, so funny! Well done 😂
RUclips recommended your channel after I watched some CDPR related stuff (Witcher 3 music and Cyberpunk 2077 mostly). This video is great! It might be only a 15 minute long story video, but the amount of work and jokes you put in this is insane! So thank you! This was VERY entertaining. Must watch your Witcher 1 story video now too!
We can say many bad things about RUclips, but in the recent years they recommended me some great (small) youtubers, whom I'd never have found through searching. My Cyberpunk, Vampire the Masquerade or in this case Witcher knowledge would be so much less without these videos!
Dollar shave clubs biggest fan 🤣😂😂
Whoever edited this video is a genius.
Eh, I did? ^^;
I feel like I need to watch this... quite a few times
Iorveth looks like prime slim shady
This was the only helpful video I’ve found so far AND it’s hilarious 10/10
I had to watch this a couple of times because I couldn't stop laughing, hilarious video! Great work.
Good video with lots of comedic value
I too want a Iorveth game. I immideatly proclaimed him as my husbando after playing Witcher 2
LOVE YOUR NEW SERIES OF THE VIDEO!!!
But I still love your calming soothing voice
Bird you might mess around and end up in The Witcher 4 Wild Gwent 😂😂😂! Your witcher videos and channel are criminally underrated thank you for giving us Witcher Junkies a for lack of a better word 'fix'.
Nothing brings me more joy than letting Sile explode XD
So I played through all the games before reading the books... Now I'm reading the books and everything is making so much more sense... Also, entertaining summary
OMG OMG OMG I've been waiting for this video my whole life Thank You! ♥️♥️
This Zero Punctuation meets Alt Shift X for witcher, truly astounding quality.
This was FANFUCKINGTASTIC and super funny!!! Can't wait to see your summary of The Witcher 3!!
Mages
Always with their tricks
Am I missing something or 9:55 is a Travis Scott reference?
15 minutes into the video and I feel like we’ve made a meaningful bond with the narrator
May he/she find a Iorvith and live happily ever after
Alright that settles it for my 5th Witcher 3 playthrough, my second honest one, my first one after the platinum (ps4), my first honest one with a full sweep with all the DLCs serious completion, while knowing the back story and voila
Wind’s Howling
I’ve read the books, reread them, played the first two games... this video concludes my recap. I shall now play the third game...
Here we go!
Same, getting ready to finally start it!
i love this energy and explanation
I love this, genius.
Thank you, love your style. Very helpful
Great video recap! Un-disappointed! Favorite part lol
Girl... I can't freaking focus on whatever you say because the on screen writings are hilarous! I better watch/listen to the video again lolol What have you done! whatever it is, it's hilarous :D
YESSSSSS!!!!!! PROPER BIRD!!!!
No matter how many times I’ve watched story recaps of The Witcher 1&2 I still don’t really understand the story. But this was still super entertaining. 😂
"I'm very into dwarves" it's true, she said that in the game
this channel is really great.
This is brilliant...
Awesome video. Thank you
I recently started playing Witcher 2, but the gameplay is a drag. This was extremely helpful to understand what I didn't finish so I can start Witcher 3 soon!
same
Ah, I remember bugging my game somehow by not sleeping with Triss. Because, well, #TeamYen
I´m so sad that my favorite path (Iorveth´s) was all for nothing on The Witcher 3, I was hoping to see him somewhere, at least a dlc or something :(
Came from your witcher 1 full story video
This video is also amazing
Damn I was having a serious witcher lore learning spree and 20 videos later came to this hahahaha
Greatly put and wow was that fun...
i legit couldnt get past the combat for the second game. glad this exists
@ProperBird PLEEEAAASSEEE do one of these for The Witcher 3!!! I've watched the first two and they're awesome!!! Granted I was short of breath from all the laughing, but they're spectacular!!!
PLEASE!!!
This is amazing and i need more!!! i love your other videos but this style is just hilarious and informative XD
Super fun way to refresh this game
Thanks for this! Needed to watch it at .5 speed to grasp everything!! 🤣
wow someone loves their coffee. You do know we aren't charging by the second right?
Okay, time for a summary of the witcher 3!
And the moral of the story; Iorveths path was the best but mattered the least when playing Witcher 3. And we need more of Iorveth and Saskia.
Watch on 0.75x speed, the point of this video is a fast recap
@@Korelie ...and how does that help me with getting a better Witcher 3 experience? Or change my point in the slightest?
My bad, there's a comment after yours that mentioned the voice in the video is hard to listen to. Seems I replied to the wrong one.
Hope you enjoy your Witcher experience either way :)
Jinzee! The language!!! 😮 My young ears!!!
Fooken fantastic video, though. Lived up to the high standard of the Witcher 1 game summary.
You are honestly hilarious.
Great summary. It seems like they don't bring back characters from game to game if you had the option to have them be killed in a previous game. I was fully expecting so many characters to die in number 3. Kind of a twisted letdown.
I'm sorry but...what?!
ty cleared some things in the story up for me
I am absolutely herefor the Iorveth love and for demanding his Witcher 3 quest to be put back into the game
Yeah the play/lore through for this has vanished from the channel
I want to set aside some free time to play the game but things don't work... hope I can play Witcher 2 properly soon
UGHHH this video came out at such a right time! I recently finished playing witcher 2 and I have not crushed on a fictional character as I have crushed on Iorveth since I was like 13 (20 now) and I'm dying for more Iorveth ansajwejk I used to think witcher 3 is perfect until I played witcher 2 and found they completely omitted him ='(
I am in love with Iorvech throughout 2, and will make up one if he is not on 3 at some point. Can't go years without him but plan to deep 6 that dragon lady. He'll never know!!
Well done Jin!!! Well done 👌👌👌
"OK. I believe you."
Great video! You need to be the narrator for any future games.
Love your videos.
This very much reminds me of Zero Punctuation, and I LOVE it.
kinda strange that you can kill lothe and he comes back in witcher3 anyway but saskia doesnt.. i finished witcher 2 after witcher 3 and i love saskia.. sad outcome
I love this video. Witcher 2 didn't catch me but I'll give it another try =)
"any cards to collect?" i died when i read this lol
I love this concept please do more 😁
This is Metal Gear levels of plot.
What a video, I always look forward to seeing your notifications appear. Can we get more hilarious game summaries?
I hate how Geralt has to choose between Iorveth and Roche, I love them both