The extremely very bad no good Witcher mobile exclusives

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @Undivided-X
    @Undivided-X 4 месяца назад +22

    Birdo, I dunno if you're still doing lorethroughs, but I'd love to see a Thronebreaker one.
    Also the video description is genuinely funny.
    For some reasons I get really depressed playing mobile games. The only ones I like are those text-based RPGs.

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад +17

      I'm planning on a proper Thronebreaker video at one point, I just didn't want to do it right after this one for fear of people thinking I'm a Witcher channel again. 😅

    • @sebastianevangelista4921
      @sebastianevangelista4921 4 месяца назад

      @@ProperBird Fair enough.

    • @Malkamok
      @Malkamok 4 месяца назад

      ​@@ProperBirdbut mother, I CRAVE that video 👀

  • @AndrewD8Red
    @AndrewD8Red 4 месяца назад +42

    You're so obscenely good at making these videos.

  • @Negatigger
    @Negatigger 4 месяца назад +3

    Ah, a Salt Factory vid and ProperBird Witcher 3 combo day. My Xmas gifts truly have arrived early this year.

  • @morka8797
    @morka8797 4 месяца назад +7

    God i still remember the time i had to wake up at 5am to go get a sword THAT WAS 5KM AWAY because the quest just refused to get closer. Really thought it would be a silver sword, imagine my sleepy dissapointment when i killed the golem and saw it was a steel sword that i would never use.

    • @EL-ISS
      @EL-ISS 4 месяца назад

      The game disrespected you hard that day, bruv. lol

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад +1

      I remember that quest, that felt like a personal attack truly 🥲

  • @Quwertyn007
    @Quwertyn007 4 месяца назад +6

    The Witcher 3 isn't the only Witcher game? 🤯

  • @thomaswrightson2230
    @thomaswrightson2230 4 месяца назад +3

    "Inside of a small park trail. Behind some mostly abandoned buildings. Next to a badly lit road. IN ThE MiDDLe Of tHE NIGHT!" -- Proper Bird, 2024.

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад +2

      For over 45 minutes!

    • @sebastianevangelista4921
      @sebastianevangelista4921 4 месяца назад

      @@ProperBird Pacing? What's that?

    • @thomaswrightson2230
      @thomaswrightson2230 4 месяца назад

      @@ProperBird Yikes. I'd definitely want to take something. Say a steel sword. Not silver, that's for non-human monsters.

  • @TheMightyPipe
    @TheMightyPipe 4 месяца назад

    Great stuff Jinzee. Love the on location shenanigans.

  • @laviniasnow4494
    @laviniasnow4494 4 месяца назад +3

    “Sentient boulder…” 🤣

  • @UnboundHorizon
    @UnboundHorizon 4 месяца назад

    Ayy always glad to see a Jinzee vid on my feed!

  • @cavedon.felipe
    @cavedon.felipe 4 месяца назад +1

    It's always a good day way you post a new video!

  • @ASmashedPumpkin7
    @ASmashedPumpkin7 4 месяца назад +1

    37:30 "Wind's howling..."
    edit: okay damnit I posted this literally 15 seconds before I got to the end of the video, you got me Jinzee 😄

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад +1

      If I didn't add a wind's howling in there somewhere I would've lost my Witcher card

  • @winterburden
    @winterburden 4 месяца назад

    Thanks for this super neat video Bird Channel!

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад +2

      Thanks for the super sweet comment winterburden ❤

  • @AndrewD8Red
    @AndrewD8Red 4 месяца назад +4

    I still want to play the original Diablo-like version of The Witcher.
    And I'm still fascinated by the Adventure game that I apparently got for free on GOG at some point?

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад +3

      There are so many interesting off-branch Witcher games honestly - I wanted to talk about them all initially but it would've been too much for a single video.

  • @specracer28
    @specracer28 4 месяца назад +2

    I saw the Gwent logo but im surprised It didn't get a section. Though the rise and fall of that game could be its own hour-long video.

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад +1

      Gwent isn't a mobile exclusive, it was initially PC only!

    • @specracer28
      @specracer28 4 месяца назад

      @@ProperBird ah right I forgot it was in pc I only ever played on my phone

  • @funkitall
    @funkitall 4 месяца назад +1

    Honestly I just enjoy your voice Good timing

  • @AelaTheCountess
    @AelaTheCountess 4 месяца назад +1

    Only video made by you, the one and only Jinzee 👸 would make me take interest in mobile game 😂
    Not to mention actually click on YT notification..
    Keep going Queen! ❤

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад +1

      N'ahh thank you! ❤

  • @Hevihenkka
    @Hevihenkka 4 месяца назад

    Oh man. Witcher Monster Slayer was so much fun when it started. It motivated me to go for long walks during bad times of 2021. Then came the updates...

  • @Moricant
    @Moricant 4 месяца назад

    9:37 A wild noob appeared!

  • @mesektet5776
    @mesektet5776 4 месяца назад

    “Prompted many of our active players to give us feedback”
    Apparently “Feedback” is Spokko for “The middle finger”.

  • @funkitall
    @funkitall 4 месяца назад

    My average salute favorite bird is that you just did it because it was funny cuz it truly is

  • @gidelix
    @gidelix 4 месяца назад +1

    Wind’s howling.

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад +2

      Looks like rain

    • @AndrewD8Red
      @AndrewD8Red 4 месяца назад +1

      @@gidelix
      Place of Power... gotta be.

  • @cord113
    @cord113 4 месяца назад

    I still can't hear "Nemeton" without thinking "Koudelka". We need more games like that. Even one more would do...

  • @lillywho
    @lillywho 4 месяца назад

    Looking sharp there! (I'm at the start of the video so I haven't got anything else of substance to say, so have the algorithm boost!)

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад

      Thank you for the boost!

  • @elinfini
    @elinfini 4 месяца назад

    9:44~9:51
    OK, this one's hilarious.

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад +1

      And just a little sad 😂

  • @RonOnTheWay
    @RonOnTheWay 4 месяца назад

    The immersion reply got me laughing.

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад

      Really feeling like a witcher in that moment

  • @jereXIX
    @jereXIX 4 месяца назад

    Thanks, Jinzee! I had never heard of any of these other games besides gwent.

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад

      You didn't miss all too much 😂

  • @AndrewD8Red
    @AndrewD8Red 4 месяца назад +8

    Isn't Thronebreaker on mobile?
    EDIT Oh, it's not an exclusive. Sorry, I'll be quiet until I've seen the video 😬
    (I will of course not be quiet. I will comment spam like I always do.)

    • @Waakala
      @Waakala 4 месяца назад

      what's wrong with thronebreaker? ;c

  • @snigeling
    @snigeling 4 месяца назад

    Great video!

  • @cinnamonshiva
    @cinnamonshiva 4 месяца назад

    5:56 think you meant Battle Arena 🤓 Great video tho!

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад

      Woops, yes I did 😅

  • @stevenvandoren3390
    @stevenvandoren3390 4 месяца назад +1

    Moble games I like some crazy when waiting at work

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад

      They're a solid time killer

  • @cytos1694
    @cytos1694 4 месяца назад

    they could have easily tied the day night cycle to real time in a not 1 to 1 way so you have several days/nights per reasonable play session
    it could also be prompted. like if you want to fight a noonwraith you'd have to select when you would fight it, along with your other prep work, and then you would rest until that time before the encounter starts (thus removing the time of day as a limit to when you an play entirely) or just add a rest menu so you can target what time you want in game to be, regardless of what actual time it is
    although not really good, the wow questing get me 69 bear asses could be good enough filler content, easy to pump out, so the big quests get more dev time
    witchers can team up too, lore wise, so you can gamelogic a way that all players across the globe or region or faction can all contribute to a big encounter
    could even introduce choices matter gameplay and waring factions over territory, so you can help nilfguard in your neighborhood, or slay them whereever you can find.
    this could have been great tbh, i love hiking and a good game would just motivate me to do it more

  • @hamsters7760
    @hamsters7760 4 месяца назад

    I realize they arent the dev studio who... did this... but it feels like a real bad roadsign for cdpr's exec leadership learning anything.

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah it's a bit of a trend, here's hoping the next game will be a solid one

  • @YumLemmingKebabs
    @YumLemmingKebabs 4 месяца назад

    I think I was vaguely aware that this existed.

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад +1

      And now you're even more aware, I'd like to apologize for that

    • @YumLemmingKebabs
      @YumLemmingKebabs 4 месяца назад

      @@ProperBird You're one of the better ways to receive bad news Jinz!

  • @marz6770
    @marz6770 3 месяца назад

    What about The Witcher : Crimson trail ? :D

  • @bdono555
    @bdono555 4 месяца назад +1

    I'm not going to lie everything about the pokemon go ripoff sounds really Witcher like. Especially being in danger at night in front of a brothel.

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад +1

      If they'd sent me a real sword for these quests I'd be less upset 🥲

  • @Robertson_SO
    @Robertson_SO 4 месяца назад

    You could have brought your nice knife for a complete japanese witcher cosplay. But at least roach was well represented, even with foley

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад

      The knife might've threatened the outside folk 🥹

  • @Mattznick
    @Mattznick 3 месяца назад

    i remember trying this when it came out, hoping it would reach the same heights as Pokemon Go but nooooo it was bad...very bad

  • @CaptTerrific
    @CaptTerrific 4 месяца назад +1

    I never even heard of these mobile games, sounds like I missed nothing :D

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад

      They were there and gone so fast

  • @joebrenner6245
    @joebrenner6245 4 месяца назад

    4:30 All the idiots in charge of this creating this hot mess should've've been fired. They're now probably in charge of developing The Witcher 4, unfortunately.😣🙄

  • @user-gm8jg2ve7g
    @user-gm8jg2ve7g 4 месяца назад +3

    another banger video

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад +1

      Another banger comment

  • @Crosmert
    @Crosmert 4 месяца назад

    Man, every time.. can't watch your content without being bewitched. You are breathtakingly gorgeous. I apologize, if I don't say it I will regret it for the rest of my life. So again, I'm sorry if I'm being rude.
    With that out of the way... What? I had no clue about the MOBA game, never heard anything about it. I would've loved to play it. I didn't try the monster slayer one, it was not for me, but I did followed the drama 😅. Sadly, I knew it was bound to happen.
    Not trying to be the devil's advocate or anthing, but I really felt like (after the explosion from the success of W3WH and growth of the company) they decided to compite in many genres at the same time (which in part is not a bad move, in my opinion), but without much experience the bast majority it was going to fail, or at least in part.
    The market in those genres it's dominated by monsters who already balanced their games so they can scam you without being to obvious (most of the time).
    Like you said, I think they should've stayed with their strong suit, and focus in stories and quests. It could've lead to more memorable and unique moments for the players. And if you really want to compite in a new market, you should follow the example of RiotGames, those degenerates.. they have perfected the art of copying the format from a popular title and make it more "easy" for a quickly sell 😂.

  • @cinnamonshiva
    @cinnamonshiva 4 месяца назад

    9:11 LMAOOOO no way

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад

      For over 45 minutes 🥲

  • @gwynbleidd1917
    @gwynbleidd1917 4 месяца назад +1

    CD Projekt's fuckery knows no bounds.

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад +1

      Truly it was something else

  • @sebastianevangelista4921
    @sebastianevangelista4921 4 месяца назад

    Sentient Boulder? Somehow I suspect that that supporting character doesn't rock...I'll see myself out now.
    BTW are there any other notable fantasy series that you've thought about discussing in a video at some point? For example, so far today I've read the first 91 pages of The Blade Itself and am strangely bored despite The First Law trilogy having a reputation of making its readers feel like empty husks with how dark it is. Maybe it just takes a while to get going, but the fact that it's taking so long plus how dry the writing style feels at points kind of bothers me. I asked my sister a few days ago how cynical I was on a scale of 1-10 and she put me at a 9.6, so maybe I'm just not as affected by this book as much as others have been (granted that could easily change as the story progresses). What are some of the biggest problems with modern epic fantasy in your opinion?

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад +1

      I've considered it but I don't think it would work for me. I have to organically sink into a hyperfocus or the content won't be what I want it to be.

    • @sebastianevangelista4921
      @sebastianevangelista4921 4 месяца назад

      @@ProperBird Makes perfect sense, so no worries! You should be able to enjoy what you do, otherwise what's the point?

  • @anitaremenarova6662
    @anitaremenarova6662 4 месяца назад

    Considering the mobile game has Iorweth we already know it's a 10/10 for you

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад

      And I didn't even get to play it 😔

  • @Stebetto3
    @Stebetto3 4 месяца назад

    !quote 😂

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад +2

      "Never trust a corpse that you did not create."

  • @VernonHuss
    @VernonHuss 4 месяца назад

    Hate it when companies milk good series and make "games" just for the sake of money, especially mobile games which are usually cashgrabs and 100% always fail

  • @andrewplck
    @andrewplck 4 месяца назад

    They were indeed not very good bad.

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад +1

      Very not good and bad

    • @andrewplck
      @andrewplck 4 месяца назад

      @@ProperBird were they not bad good, or bad but good, or even good bad not... But no. They not good and bad they are. Bad.

  • @icesave1
    @icesave1 4 месяца назад

    Otter, noob and faux y'all cute and did great

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад

      It's true no it's true

  • @icesave1
    @icesave1 4 месяца назад

    Red line bad 😢

  • @ThePariahDark
    @ThePariahDark 4 месяца назад +2

    What baffles me is that I think a LoL style game with Witcher characters CAN work, if done right. That is the important part tho, done right. Meaning having as many features as LoL or DOTA2, minimum.

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад +1

      League of Legends exists on mobile so 100%, if they'd given it more thought at the start!

  • @joshuahensley9395
    @joshuahensley9395 4 месяца назад

    Tbf Diablo immortal is god awful, and so was Diablo 4. Sometimes it is a good indicator of where a company is headed.

  • @willbloodworth2992
    @willbloodworth2992 4 месяца назад

    I played Battle Arena for a little bit and yeah that game was pretty terrible. Monster Slayer could have been good.

  • @andreja-yk2nu
    @andreja-yk2nu 4 месяца назад +1

    Considering cdpr practically scammed people with the release of cyberpunk 2077 this does not surprise me

  • @Nathan_Coley
    @Nathan_Coley 4 месяца назад

    Extremely very bad no good mobile Witcher games 👀

  • @lateworm
    @lateworm 4 месяца назад

    I hate gwent so much

    • @ProperBird
      @ProperBird  4 месяца назад

      It's trying its best and the art is fantastic

  • @cord113
    @cord113 4 месяца назад

    The sad thing is that there are still people out there that think mobile games are actually real video games...

  • @jennyc3919
    @jennyc3919 4 месяца назад

    NO. CONTENT.